/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

nice blogpost faggot

>>2445175
Mostly same
I want to be friends with benefits with Snuffy
I want to marry and breed Mori 's roommate

>>2445250
Not even the same thing. You basically want a living fuck-doll.

>Have tons of male friends
>Have literally 0 female friends
How do I do it? Whenever I speak with them I think I'm either boring them or repulsing them and I fail in keeping them interested in talking with me. I feel like they are constantly judging.
Meanwhile I can talk with my male friends no problem and just talk about shit and not care at all.

>>2445175
Same but i also wanna fuck them.

>>2445293
It means you're gay. Congrates

>>2445293
Imagine that every girl you talk has a dick, it might work

>>2445568
Btw, why there are still no trap chuuba? except Kano

>>2445568
He'll just get too turned on

>>2445293
I have the exact opposite problem.

Practice on lesbians

>>2445175
Unironically this. Ina, Kiara and Ame feels like one of those female friends/classmates I had back then. Mori feels like that one friend who thinks he'll make it big in the music industry, you dont believe him at first but he's actually serious and has an active soundcloud. I dont know, anon. Their personalities feel nostalgic to me

I haven't had a friend in over a decade

>>2445293
>I feel like they are constantly judging.
They are. There's literally zero reason to have female "friends" if you're a male and any male friends a woman has are either simps, betas, backup boyfriends or social ladder rungs for them to stand on.

>>2445293
Just practice. You'll get a lot of meme answers and weird tips but at the end of the day, it's just about talking to women and getting enough practice.

>>2445916
*tips fedora*

>>2445916

>>2445175
I'd be friends with vtubers.
I want to make 'normal' youtubers into cute girls and sex them.

the pain never goes away

>>2445175
>They get cool friends and are living the dream
>Meanwhile I keep rotting in my room, alone

>>2445175
Honestly, yeah.

>>2445175
>Hello, hi, I'm a 2019 Guy.

>>2445293
You're approaching women like you want to date them and they can tell. Let's be real, you probably do want to go out with most of them. Meanwhile you don't really care if another bloke sees you as less than perfect because his esteem doesn't matter to you as much as a moid's.
Alternatively just hand out drugs and you'll have heaps of female friends.

>>2445175
>Calli and Kiara's armpits
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KbNftuo9JX4

Find an indie vtuber with less than 100 average viewers on Twitch. Talk to them in chat. Join their Discord and chat with them there too. Bam! Now you have a vtuber friend.

>>2445598

Moenaomii is a crossdressing shark vtuber.
Laprio is a trans female elf vtuber.

You're welcome.

>>2445293
>feel like they are constantly judging
they are.
you're either potential mate, "friend" (simp), or creep, and they decide this within minutes of meeting you

>>2445175
I'll be your friend anon. You have a friend now.

>>2460014
Mira is probably the most approachable of the "big" vtubers. Sometimes you can even have whole conversations with her when she streams late at night.

>>2460127
>anon's friends is anon
ok schizo.

>>2445293
What you need to understand is women appreciate men who simultaneously don’t give a shit but will also listen to them if they have nothing better to do. Don’t treat women like special objects (but don’t outright insult them either) just treat them like you’d treat any other man. If you somehow manage to catch their attention just talk about them. Women love talking about themselves.
The most important thing to realize is that you’ll never find a woman like your favorite vtuber no matter how hard you try. I’m not saying “all women are whores” or anything like that but you need to be a little realistic.
But this is a board about vtubers. Now say something related to vtubers

>>2445293
Treat them like people, not like you want to fuck. There you go. You'll make female friends, and then probably fuck some of them if you want to.

>>2445293
I just treat them like dainty and more offensible men

>>2445175
>I don't wish to have sexual intercourse or date any vtuber
I DO

cool blog faggots, now fuck off

>>2460557
But women aren't people

>>2445568
Mocca...

>>2445175
>I don't wish to have sexual intercourse
it's totally valid to be ace OP!

>>2471243
why would anyone want to be ace?

>>2445175
friend upgrade to GIRLFRIEND

>>2471280
it can be one AND eleven