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>>24042925It's big shoes to fill anon
>>24042865i mean do we have a choice
>oh no there's a JewMumei?!?
God bless America
Ame...
snot really brings out bloodthirsty fauna...
Gura cute
Watson...
guwa babu
>He's our prisoner now, he can't leaveMom, Fauna is saying threatening things in her sickly sweet voice again...
>only sluts leftI’m out
>>24042925>>24042899It was just due to the public stream, she's said sex on a members stream before.
I think the llamas getting hanged turned Mumei on
Moom..
>>24042865Why is Ame the most Anti-social member of EN?
>>24042903stfu, SNOT is the greatest thing to happen to EN in months
If IRyS joins this stream I'm gonna suck my own cock and post it here
STUPID FAT BEAK
>>24042865I was going to create the damn thread, it was going to be my third thread in a row.
>>24042938Canadians also say "zed" like a bunch of fuckin' goons instead of "zee."
>Everyone Hates Ame Edition!
Guys, I think Ame might be a bit retarded...
>>24043024Gura is still streaming
who remembers American Dad intro speedrunning?
How big is this Ame yab? Is this definitive proof that something went wrong offstream?
SAVE KRONII FROM HER SHITTY INDIE GAMES ADDICTION I BEG YOU
>>>
>>24042903You forgot to tell the teamates to shut up.
hiring 5 people for the sole purpose of being friends with your existing autistic talents was probably the most support EN management has ever given the talents.
Moom cute
>>24043035IRyS and Gura hate each other so not likely
>>24042925I don't think she or her manager would necessarily want clippers to mine that soundbite forever.
>>24042992>oh no there's a Jew>let's kill the Jew and take his stuffMumei and Fauna are dangerously redpilled
>Minecraft>everyone laughing and having a good time>Mario Galaxy>Ame raging at not understanding how to use the drillAme...
>waiting for Kronii's stream to start just to make sure she's not watching
I guess no meme time since it's a video.
I am watching Moom (on Goom) while cooking rice.
Moom post
eep~
>>24043024kronii is the biggest slut tho
Ame dot dot dot
nigger jews ingest my testicles
Meimei a cute!Faufau a cute!Guwa a cute!
i love Kronii!
I can't believe I almost choked on a piece of chicken and died alone in my living room while watching Gamma...
>numbers rent free in mooms head
Baby game
>>24043041>modo solo suscriptores
>>24043071Moom cuteFauna cuteKronii cute Gura cute> > >
No one is gonna judge you moom...
here comes mumei and her internal jokes and topics that the audience will never know
Ame what the fuck
>>24043077She used the drill just before. She is just #amewaying as usual.
>>24043111My wife
>>24043031she doesn't want to NTR the gators
>>24043099And cool!
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>24043057yes, and I'm now a Ame anti because Gura told me
>>24043128Who asked
This stream is fr what we call kino kekI already have it on loop
>>24043128Based
>>24042357They (being 2 at first i think, i forgot which 2, ame must have been 1) discussed it in some discord channel that they assumed others would scroll up to check the past messages in, but since the conversation progressed and scrolled up, some missed itI think everyone in North America was definitely invited though, but not everyone that wanted to go could even make it as covered by other anons. Every one of them would have preferred to be there
>>24043086ok reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRX6QImRcQM
jwu how has gura been?
why the fuck does mumei want to boost the tarzan yell channel so much
SHE DID IT
>>24043075>her managerDo you really think Gura's manager watches her streams?
https://poal.me/9q2i74https://poal.me/9q2i74https://poal.me/9q2i74
A channel that collects Tarzan yells?
Ame's cheating
Is Ame's whole identity Mario and terrariums? Bitch why are you in Hololive if you want to be some social recluse? LEAVE
Ame is cheating the game!!!
These girls are too old to be this obsessed with Disney.
Gura doesn't deserve Ame. Ame should join Luna's harem instead. So should Kronii.
Tarzan dude about to incline again.
Ame is a pro Mario player
>>24043041Hermano?
What was the deal with Mumei's guerrilla member's stream? I missed it.
>>24043151dingdong-chamma...
>>24043166on god?
>>24043048yup
NICE GAME NINTENDO
what the fuck
I love the dumb shork and the clock
biggg face
>>24043051That’s still relatively recent, like a year or so ago
>>24043057Rainforest was the way all along
>>24043057Smol Ame kicked Bubba in front of YAGOO. Needless to say this is the biggest yab of the year, and she'll probably have to graduate or at least eat a 3 week suspension.
>>24043109happy new life
SNOT is the best EN clique
>>24043166... How do you have a current live stream on loop?
>>24043128oh you're a little cutie ain't ya?
Is Mumei off her meds? Shes acting like a fucking weirdo......
so this really is gura clique huh
>>24043198>Is Ame's whole identity Mario and terrariums?Also dowgies. Isn't it great? She's perfect.
wtf is her problem?
>>24043042That one really weirds me out, in so many respects Canadians can lurk Among Us unseen, but they have to pronounce one single letter like some hoity toity Brits. pretty based desu
Mumei is feeling EXTRA self-conscious tonight
>>24043128Based TakoSame member
>>24043076Fauna is a skinhead and the birds are all racists.
>>24043017Fauna is your Mom now.
>>24043185>the greatest vtuber of all time playing the greatest game of all timeWhy wouldn't you be watching Amelia Watson?
>Gura so visibly happy they got her reference
>>24043229BIGG FACE
>>24043214It was very cute
>>24043031>>24043152Not really, she had 6 collabs in the last few weeks.some other members had way less collabs than her
>>24043214She was doom posting like crazy about how lonely she was, meanwhile there were 4 of her harem in Minecraft
is this calm and shy bunny lady an accurate depiction of Pekora, the hero of the children?
What caused the rift between Myth?
>>24043155But Marie is literally the best girl
>>24043247still on the first loop
reminder that Tarzan lost his virginity to his gorilla friend
Do you remember that stream a few months ago where Mumei and Fauna were planning taking revenge on Gura? The three were left alone now...
>>24043041>>24043127>NO ME GUSTA
>>24043057>and people blame Mori for being a bad person>it was Gura all alongdon't worry teammates, I'll share rainforest with you
>>24043292god I wish that was me
>>24043198Mario, terrariums and tummy horts. It used to be Minecraft (to make rails) and then she got butthurt when people used the obvious means literally everyone does in the game to move around at distances (elytra) when they got them, of which they dragged their feet on doing for like 7 months to begin with during which Ame didn't really figure out much else she wanted to do.
Still trying to bully Kronii to return to kill the creeper from blowing up bunkeronii.
>>24041982The Chad Mori vs the virgin Ame.
Yeah luigi has bigger cock
ame has a VR collab this week.. another rrat down the toilet... damn,,
>>24043041Why? No one cares about your clipped Youtube page
>>24043204Miko...
I genuinely don't get the hate for Ame, she never had any major yabs nor controversies. This recent incident made me feel really bad for her too.
>>24043274Gura baits herself?
Which is the best Kronii ship anyway? It seems that you can ship her with almost anybody.
>>24043099Cute and sexy.
>>24043274Super cute.
>>24043138I am
Gura trying to be evil.
>>24043276as always, you can't help but shit talk "other members" as soon as anyone calls out your oshi
>>24043253...or is it that these are the only others that happen to be around at the time gura is streaming
>>24043293Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
SNOT is the best thing ever to happen to EN since debutKino right after kino
>>24043214not stop lying for moneyher cuck fans ate it up
>Gura is literally acting like Pekora nowThe PekoMiko curse...
>>24043280Something something kids sexual awakening to the rabbit
everybody loves kronii
>>24043306You don't even watch her, get outta here lmao
>>24043174She cleary loves being the senpai for Council. Sana and Kronii just left. Several super funny moments will be clipped as soon as stream's over
>>24043128My man
>>24043282Kaela, too much Wild Rift streams
>>24043280no, this is
So uh, I was enjoying streams, decided to check back here for some reason, and what kicked off the dramaposting?
>>24043282My dick. They just refused to share so now until they make up I only fuck Enna,Jenma and J-Chad
>>24043276Does it count as a collab if she doesn't say anything?
>>24043041ññññ
>>24043341no, it's the other thing
where did the slut posting come from? are you all retarded?
Ame is so fucking dumb I love her so much
>>24043282All of myth is ultra jealous of Gura's number and bully her behind the scenes
I don't know how to cope with Myth's demise
>>24043325Only schizos hate Ame
>>24043238>>24043303Deadbeats go away. Quit forcing your oshi when she is already contained to Bae and IRyS
>>24043185Both.
I want to fuck Bae when she gets back from the gym and is still sweaty. I want to rip her shorts off and just fuck her right there on the floor, pin her down and pronebone her until she's full of cum. And when she does jump into the shower I'll suddenly get in too and fuck her ass and then cum all over her body because she can just wash it off. I hope you gentlemen are enjoying the current streams going on tonight. Try not to gossip TOO much in the coming hours, you bunch of Starbuck Sally's and Sarah's.
>>24043320>No I didnt invite Gura because I heard she gets sick in VR. It's with Calliope Mori!
>>24043306Holy ESLronii
>>24043320with whom?
>>24043329TimeRys
>>24043362not everyone in the thread is over 18
>>24043329SuiNii, which pairs her with a portal to gensokyo
>>24043340Toughen up retardHe didn't shit talk anyone
>>24043320with who tough?
>>24043253It's the whore clique, yeah
>>24043282Calli x kiara and AmeSame ending. Ina was always the odd one out but she collabed alot (mainly JP) but she is currently extremely busy.
http://poal.me/f3hwtqhttp://poal.me/f3hwtqhttp://poal.me/f3hwtq
>>24043340I'm shit talking who, schizophrenic friend?I'm saying she's been doing a lot of collabs
>>24043358imagine the tasteI bet it tastes like either caviar of filthy rotten fish tuna uooohhh
>>24043277I'm not sure how this got blown out of proportion, it wasn't that doom, and the entire stream ended with her reaffirming her love of Hololive and that even if it was the reason for her not being so social she'd still stick with it
>>24043329Kromei is the undisputed GOAT
>>24043379What went wrong?
>>24043041>doesn't even like the videogo back
Ame and Mel should do an incest stream
>>24043384>>>/trash/
You may not like it but Gura, Fauna, and Mumei +/- Kronii is peak Hololive.
The $11 nunchuck...
Every day I hear Kronii's voice and she's in a good mood, I smile. It's always such a treat when she's happy.
>>24043330berries!
>>24043363>ennakys Nijishill
>>24043361bless you...
What are the chances that Kronii is actually napping and not autistically laser focused on these girls putzing around her minecraft home
>>24043325I don't hate her, I just look down on her
>>24043325She's been treating Gura like shit for the last 8 months
>>24043204Kronii should join Towa's harem
>>24043325>This recent incidentWhat incident? Mumei already said how much she helped her.
>>24043245Closest to Niji EN in terms of feeling like natural friends, and I'm not even a Nijifag
>>24043287She's definitely the cutest looking
I love Ina!
>>24043325being consistently disappointing is a yab.
this guy spent so much but doesn't know gura won't read supers this stream
>>24043362underage anons love to fight over inane shit all day
>>24043250Shes just like this
>18 livesHoly shit
>>24043353Jej
>>24043167Mumei and Fauna asked Ame because she was househunting, Kiara missed the conversation because she was sleeping and on vacation, and Gura had Covid.
>>24043362First it was Ame not playing Minecraft then it was Ame playing for 5 minutes saying hello not getting a response and going to go play Mario. Clearly they hate each other
I think Kronii and Fauna would have the best sex, but Kronii and mumei make the cutest couple.
>>24043436Yeah with me. Also Ame can stay in the corner while im with Mel.
>>24043432brapper
>>24043384go back and touch grass
>>24043436I think Mel should have sex with _me
>>24043459Kronii is a lesbian
>>24043282Most of myth works hard and are busy. Plus they have more dramatic timezone differences.
Gura is going to private her stream right after, better archive it quck...
https://twitter.com/pocopocoing/status/1524061663904772097?s=21&t=F6zhnmwpjDgbcNQuRWXB4AWhat do you think of this trio?
>>24043377Nah obviously the real reason is the early days or first year of Hololive Gura was still playing her "Character" but the more she opened up to both chat and her genmates they realized she's a weird girl and think she's kinda awkward/yab
>>24043255She's a troubled introverted college girl, you see!
Oh that wasn't my alarm
>>24043469He spent $60.
>>24043447SOURCE PLEASE!!!!!
AME'S BOMB VEST IS BEEPING
>>24043361I want more
>>24043527yeah me too
>>24043463WE love Ina!
>>24043407>A Portal to GensokyoNaruhodo...
>>24043490this is based and true, good post Ouro Kronii Ch. hololive-EN
>>24043423don't play dumb, any time someone calls Ame out, you people rush to point out how much worse other people are than her.
>>24043501Rude
>>24043469Cucked
>Sana leaves>say bye and keep doing your thing>Ame comes in>completely ignored>Kronii leaves>10 minutes later they are still talking about herthey aren't even hiding it, anyone saying holo is manufactured and friendships are decided by management is retarded
>goth llama
>>24043386c-cool story bruh
http://poal.me/lv3q49http://poal.me/lv3q49http://poal.me/lv3q49
>>24043057>Gura wonders why Ame is interacting more to others lately and doesn't talk to her more.>Gura confronts Ame asking why>Ame answers that Gura already has other friends >Gura gets upset and doubles down because of it
>>24043368Yeah, the MC wasn't a collab.What else?
Not Kronii, but what was the tunnel they were in for?
>>24043282Gura is unironically the only one without projects or a real life, everyone else is busy or in the other side of the world
>>24043452I can imagine her just sitting at her computer desk sulking waiting for the next stream to start. Probably got a drink and took a piss. I mean even at my most-tired state it takes like 5 minutes to fall asleep, the best kroners could do it just close her eyes for a moment basically.
>>24043282anime central 2022
>>24043510why?
Gura Mumei and Fauna all sound the same
>>24043155mr koro always winning
>>24043487>then it was Ame playing for 5 minutes saying hello not getting a response and going to go play MarioThis didn't happen though?
>>24043510?
>>24043282The problem is that myth are all different varieties of autists, and they've become mostly reclusive. Kiara is an idolfag, Ina is an otaku, Mori is a wigger. Ame and Gura used to be the only similar myth members, as extremely gen Z gamers, but now that's gone wrong somehow.
>>24043573Why are takos like this?
How did I know...
>>24043487every one gtreeted her and she responded.. you sqhizodumbfuk
>>24043490That's why this is the best combination.
Stream: Easily amused goomba stumbles around while her carers watch
>>24043438>lost deadbeat trying to find a nonexistent trash taste board
>>24043362western whores ruining hololive
>>24043329Kronii has been in a lot of kino moments now that I think about it.
>>24043558Are you okay, anon? Do you need someone to talk?
>>24043593That's EN whores for you
Why is Gura so fucking happy?It makes me seethe because that means she didn't really liked hanging out with myth
>>24043593ESL-sama...
What's the latest gossip, fellow /vt/sisters?
Just drink water ame...
BRRRRRRRRRRR
BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
cold chicken shoulder
>>24043581Kronester, please let me into your life. I can save you
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'd rather suck the milk out of fauna's titties than answer a poal post
>>24043463Kronii does too!
As a SEAnigger, I've always wanted a quirky white girl gf like Mumei
i want to kiss ame
BRRRRRRRRRR
>>24043558How is other people having less Collabs doing better or worse? Can you explain that?
is there any other EN that has Elytra? besides Kiara
>>24043593White women
>>24043469my fellow Hong Konger... is a retard...
>>24043362Any large-scale collab not sufficiently kino to drown out shitposting makes the thread terrible.
>>24043362They say that you can hear the ghost of Ame's voice whisper into voice chat at night. Gura didn't hear it so it's a little spooky
>>24043430Shitposters don’t watch streams, that’s how.
Fauna said something and Gura felt that
>>24043582>Gura the Holo that takes the most time off for real life shitUmm you sure you don't have that switched anon?
>>24043573Why are (You) in particular like this
>>24043607WhoWhy do you careWhy did you make this
You can't distance a person and sudden want normal relationship with them, teamates
>>24043651
>>24043558Anon, just accept that you lost this round and that Ame had six collabs in the last few weeks, which is not something the 'most antisocial member of EN' would do.
Taking a bath together
>>24043653ah ah ah ah
Why would Ame say something so controversial?
>>24043518Kick Shion out and have it only be Gura and La+, then have them rub their nipples against each other
>>24043609None of them were watching Sana so they don't know
>hot tub stream
>>24043582>Gura has no real life>can disappear for more than a weeks time goong off doing who knows what>literally admitted on screen that she tries not to think about hololive and streaming when she’s not streaming.
>>24043487I wonder if Ame wanted to switch mario for MC but her manager said no it was too late or something.Although Ame's just been awkward period, I bet she was afraid of being called a leech or something if she joined which is retarded.
>>24043627>>24043633t. Teamates.
Still can't believe that cooking mama yab happened
>>24043671Ina has one
>>24043624Your sarcasm would be better appreciated on a platform like twitter, either own up to your bullshit or fuck off
Stinky Mumei...
>Cooking Mama Ame is a child...
>>24043694Peko with glasses makes me hard as fuck
>>24043727She takes a shower retard
>>24043627Based
>>24043715>people like to take my words and twist them
There's a bath pillow?
>>24043320>>24043400>>24043408just a guess but I'm thinking Roboco
>>24043057>Gura asked Ame for collabs and song collabs early on>Ame said no>Kiara and Ame got close>Kiara asked Ame and she said yes
>>24043662Same, I used to dislike white girls back then but Mumei, Fauna, and Gura fixed me.
>>24043446I'm hardly a Kronii but I must admit I always come to her streams every single time she's in a really good mood or playing a game she loves
uoooh
>>24043627heh
>>24043723No, I'm seriously worried about you, no one said anything about anyone and you're sperging out.
>BUTT BONEUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA'S CHILDLIKE BONEY BODY!
>>24043662SEAnigger here, i hate white women
>>24043720what happened?
>>24043720The illegally-released game?
>>24043661Eyes too small
>>24043715Does make you wonder what she does with all that free time tbqh.
>>24043593>>24043627that's how I know we have a lot of SEA here
>A bath pillowI am learning so much from this stream
>>24043558>most antisocial blah blah blah>"most is wrong since numbers show its not the case">"AHHHH MATH IS BETRAYING ME
I want Gura to clean my smegma
Mumei Gura Fauna just confirmed flat asses that hurt their bones sitting in the bath. Sad
Ame is glowingShe's pregnant...
[Good News] Ame is glowing.
>>24043715I do the same and I have no life
>>24043662you're gonna have to put a lot of effort into your looks as well as make sure you are decently rich because the average SEAnigger male isn't very appealing to a white girl
>>24043767cringe
>...Just turn the heat up?????The way Fauna said this lmao
I'm from SEA and I love SNOTI don't know where all this drama is coming from
we lost images
>>24043155I hate when series have a hag/MILF that's better than any of the main girls but will never actually get with the MC. Especially that since she's actually in a loveless marriage
>WHy am I glowing
I'm still not sure what SNOT stands for
Reminder that Fauna has a kitty headband she wears to keep her bangs out of her face while she's in the shower, and when she doesn't want to wash her hair she wears a shower cap.
>>24043716Or maybe it was the fact that Gura straight up ignored her in VC, she got upset and left
>>24043633Deadbeats, KFP and Takodachis don't give a fuck though.
Can someone explain what the fuck I'm listening to? How is it too cold after a shower? Just take a shower with hot water so when you get out your body stays warm. What the fuck is she trying to say?
>>24043795post it
>>24043558and whenever you get proven wrong you try to switch to attacking teamates instead of ame, making your motives plainly transparent
>>24043667Because the accusation gets turned onto others so that you can call them antisocial instead >>24043691
Is it wrong to have a crush on someone that's not your oshi?
>>24043567Kronii is the type to feel bad about this.
>>24043834nasal mucus, idiot
Gura never touched her water heaters settings. I bet it's set to vacation at 50F.
>>24043813>I'm from SEA Who the fuck askedThis is why no one likes you guys
>>24043800"Terry-kun it's time."
SNOT posting is the new trinity posting and it's fucking awful.
Mumei?!??!??
>>24043767Based and cunnypilled>>24043808Cringe and fagpilled
>>24043834Shark, nature, owl, time
>>>24043573>mori not mentioned for 30 minutesomg vtsisters could deadbeats do this, fuck deadbeats i hate deadbeats
>>24043716She would have had to delay to get the game set up since she hadn't installed it and she's autistic about her shaders
>>24043769based seanig gura>>24043773cringe baitbiting ame
>>24043842based deadshartfpko
>>24043810Finally someone to show gura her own lack of introspection
>>24043769>Atlantis was in Southeast Asia all along
>>24043671I’m pretty sure Mori has one but I’d be surprised if she touches block game before the next sports festival
Stop being retarded
>>24043813Probably "people" falseflagging as SEA again, I'm SEA too and SNOT is literally my favorite group of people
TOWL
>>24043715What do you mean "admitted"? Having the ability to compartmentalize and balance her job and her real life probably makes her one of the most mentally stable vtubers out there.
>>24043839Fauna cute
I'm from SEA and I hate SEAniggers, you fuckers keep getting me range banned
Why do these girls bathe like kids?
Imagine Gura's boney butt on your lap
>>24043671morigetting it was the last time she played minecraftit's been six months...
>>24043834Shark Nature Owl Time,
Mumei wears glasses. Draw this
>>24043518TuT
I take my phone into the shower and post in ytc, while wearing headphones
>>24043834Shark nigger octopus tranny
ew glasses
>>24043371whymakes no sense
>Your oshi>How does she take a shower?
>>24043800she was a glowie this whole time....
>>24043773Bitcoin mining
>>24043880and just like that, you make your situation even worse, deadbeat.
>>24043834Sana, Nanashi, Ouro, ToT
>>24043854But it didn't, so why are you sperging out, friend?Here is my invite again if you want to open up and tell me what has been wrong with you lately
>>24043880this but unironically
They ALL wear glasses.
>Mumei just sits there, blind and naked save for her towel for like, 30 minutes at a time>all she does is thinkWhy is she like this?
>>24043911Women don't mentally mature past age 12, anon.
>Mumei wears glasses
>>24043846The bathroom is usually warmed up from the shower too so I don't understand how it's too cold, especially when she says a bath is warmer to get out of.
all three of these girls are glasses wearers apparently
>>24043839cute af
>>24043931GuraShe doesn't
are all these white girls blind?
TAKE YOUR MEDS YOU CRAZY BITCHES
>>24043923I take my phone into the shower too sometimes, I told my friends that and they thought I was crazy
can't just be me who sees the parallel between gurame and pekomiko
They're just like me....
They are schizos...
Did Gura and Mumei just dox that they wear glasses....?
>>24043922We've known this forever.
>>24043854So your logic is that by saying Ame is not the most anti-social member in hololive as you claimed, in turn we're accusing others of being more anti-social?Am I getting this right?
>>24043573deadbeats finally winning at something
SNOTAre schizos
Mumei better get accessory glasses for her live2d.
cant we all just be friends and go back to hating deadbeats?
>Gura without her glasses just staring at youGod I wish that was me
I like to have conversations with historical figures in the shower...
>>24043904ESL who doesn’t know that admitted has a negative connotation pls andastd
>>24043940It literally didStop typing like a faggot
that's fucking it, im gonna watch in the shower, whose with me
>>24043952Wtf she's literally me...
>>240438268man you bastardSensei was right there...
THE GIRLS ARE SCHIZO
>Mumei has glassesDoes she just not bring this up often or am I retarded?
meds
Fuck off takos
MEDSI do the same thing, everyone does that right?
>>24043567Take a break from site, fucking christ.
>>24043834SexyNiceOblivion Towa
>>24043854Show me where the post you quoted calls the other girls antisocial.
>>24043941kek
>>24043577That seems overly dramatic. It was most likely Gura being very bad at faking relationships and starting to go along better with other members while losing interest in Ame, at which point the latter being a turbo autist got really hurt and decided to become a loner.Remember we're dealing with literal womanchildren here.
mumei is broken...
buncha schizos...
Octopus are trash pets
what is this animal type and colour called?
Mumei is a schizo....
>Imaginary arguments with yourselfSounds familiar
>>24043917I'd rather not. I dated a twig in college and she tried sitting on my lap, trying to be sexy, and her bony ass immediately cut circulation from my leg. I had to awkwardly stand up and say I wanted to stretch a bit, just to get her off.Skinny girls are a blight.
>>24043997I was listening to Ina and Sana in the shower earlier
>school
>>24044002she mentions it sometimes
>>24043854what kind of victim complex is this
Glasses are great
That is the most woman thing ever
>>24043995Are you hurt?
>>24044002latter, she's talked about it a few times before
ENTER FAT FUCK
>>24043919I hope it’s 6 more.FUCK block game
Mumei...
moomers...
Mumar...
>she didn't saved her
>>24043975oh no think of the consequences!!!
that girl that got bullied for liking anime? Gura
>>24043988I can't hate goofy skeletons.
moom...
so...is this technically called a bath tub stream?
I think managers should also manage their friendships.
>>24043720>>24043773It got released without the main IP holders' permission and they had to pull itBut there was also a whole thing about being a part of a blockchain/bitcoin miner that was floating around thanks to a post about it but that part has been debunked IIRC it was the former thing that got it pulled
Reminder that Cover only hires autistic girls and it's great
>>24043982That is how that logic would follow, yes
>>24044048*clap* *clap*
Why didn't I have a Mumei in my highschool;_;
>>24044002You're just retarded.Most ENs wear them
Fauna's a bully...
Mooms...
>Mumei fantasized a friendship with another girlMoom.......
Mumei....
>>24043971they probably dont even have a Shower-Gun
>>24043834STowaNTowaOTowaTowa
>>24043834ShitNegro that'sOll you hadTo say
Mumei...That's so sad...
Is it that weird to talk to yourself? It helps me organize my thoughts.
Truly the DSP of Hololive...
WHY IS FAUNA SUCH A BITCH
there's a schizo in everyone
Why is Mumei making fun of herself?
>>24043616kek
There is nothing wrong with having imaginary arguments with yourself
Fauna hates mumei ......
>>24043995Are you ESL or just schizo?
>>24044048perfect
What the fuck, how did Ame get so many lives?
>rrat: Gura's mad at Ame because Ame promised to join for Minecraft much earlier but she overslept and broke her promise.
>>24044085There was one in my school but she was ugly as fuck...
>>24043988I always hate deadbeats
Tarzan memes >>>>>>> Shrek memes
why is gura LESS talkative with friends. Why do these girls SUCK at following up conversations. Mumei just told an interesting story, ASK HER A FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT ITwhat is wrong with these women
>>24044034>Skinny girls are a blight.Unlike you I'm not a weak faggot. I will princess carry my near anorexic shark wife wherever she desires.
We should go back to making fun of Deadbeats by calling them Calliopeople. Same with Teamates and Amellionaires.
>>24043975Mumei has gone over this plenty of times. She once told Mori that she used to think it was normal to not be able to see other people’s faces.
>>24044131she's a mario pro!
>>24044102 Yes
It's octopuses not octopi you dumb bitch
>>24044138autism
>shitposters got bored of the bait before we even hit 500 postsMan shitposting has really reclined.
The children are fast but the combine is faster
>>24043853Oh, but I haven't stopped attacking her.
>"I don't need them. Those lives are for noobs.">
>>24043057Just saying this is basically gurame but in reverse where instead every instance of omitted action has a meaningHow odd that the anti-gurame "thread quality" posters don't get up in arms about it huhReal uncanny shit here
>>24043671Ina has oneAma and Gura share one
I live rent free in my own head, how do I stop
>>24044096Imagine being unable to defend yourself at your most vulnerable. Imagine not having a Glock 17 in a ziplock bag in the toilet tank. Imagine being that unamerican.
Ame got hit with the Yoga flame setup
SNOT meme review would be great
mumei pushing the end of the stream all for an ifunny tier meme what a bitch
>>24044085You almost certainly did.Did you miss the part where she said she made no effort to talk to anyone?
Bros I love these girls
>>24044138Autistchama... it's not that deep.
Feeling really bad about that Tarzan meme.
THEY ARE BONDING. I LOVE THIS.
Gura sending her toilet humor memes to her genmates.
Mumei.....
>>24044085You probably did but you probably never gave her second thought.
>>24043128
I want friends to trade memes with...
>>24044085She was there but you never noticed her, HOW COULD YOU
moom's meme stash...
>>24044160Because you're pathetic, what else do you want to tell me?
Is Mooms ogey?
I didn't think a conversation centered around memes would get so autistic. Jesus fucking christ, moomers.
>>24044152octopussies
these women are friends
>>24044048NEXT MEME
Mythfags in shambles
>>24044138>autists who literally had fake conversations in their brains have trouble with the real dealno shit
Nana...
bros i kinda got bored of watching vtubers
Kek
Mumei's deepest darkest memes...
>>24044138Her story was kind of a downer.
deepest darkest memes...
>>24043834Serial killerNot happyOak treeToT
>>24043834I think it was coined when they wanted to find a name for a Holo Podcast, obviously it wasn't the first thing to come to mind.
>Mumei used to think about how to chat to a girl she met at school who liked anime>she spent hours of her time playing the Sims 3 and making journal entries for all her sims which were mostly yuri storiesDid the other girls avoid Mumei because they realized how painfully gay she was?
>>24044077Yagoo-sama... I kneel...
>>24044138Gura is incredibly socially stunted
Gura is sending HER memes
>i showed you my meme please respondkek
this is getting weirdly emotional
>>24044194Based as fuck
>>24044203She's leaning into it for entertainment
>>24043490>>24043554>>24043610Kronii confirmed she isn't a lesbo today, twitter trannies
>>24044138ok MOM
>>24044126imagine if he's both
>gura keeps guessing wrong and mumei gets more desperate
I hate when the girls talk about secret stuff they're sending to each other on discord. The entire reason these 25,000 people are watching you is to feel like they have a friend and you're reminding them they're not part of the club.
Mumei has a very interesting brain
Yeah uhhh... that's real funny Mumei.... yeah uhhh Tarzan haha........>walks away and mutters, "fucking retard....." in the distance
Mumei has been saving memes for the day she gets friends...
faunas webm folder..
Mario Galaxy levels are designed to slowly teach you mechanics and then "test" you at the end. How does Ame figure out how to kill small versions of the boss and then completely forget how to deal with the actual boss that uses the exact same mechanics (flipping the fences)?
I think SNOT should do a meme review
It's going to be really sad when EN3 comes out and they all kiss the top dogs ass and Gura throws away her Council toys like she did with Myth. Shes an egomaniac.
>>24044248>>>/v/
What would you say to these girls if you were in this VC?
>Just like elden ring
ITS LIKE ELDEN RING
>>24044216Then why are you here?
>>24044083So we have to all accuse Ame of being there most anti-social member to not be antis of other girls, this is your "logic" am I right?
JUST LIKE ELDEN RING
>>24043938Oh nyo someone living in a mudhut is going to say mean things about me and my oshi
>>24044252Cope
>>24044216Get out quick
Just like Elden Ring!
>>24044194
Mumei is afraid of people judging her interests.
>I have a lot of cursed videos
DEEPDARKMEMERY
>>24044248seethe and cope
>>24044252Touch grass
>>24044034low t. post
>>24044265is there any place else that uses webm besides 4chong
>>24043880>Teamates acting like shitheads for the last few threads>Deadbeats not even mentioned, still number 1Really makes you think
>>24044216The only solution is to take a one-way trip to Gensokyo.
My ESL-ass can't catch these random ass conversations.
>Mumei got this excited exchanging memesShe really doesn't have any friends, huh?
THEY'VE BEEN IN THIS FUCKING BATHROOM FOR 15 MINUTES TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHIT
>>24044269h-hot
>>24044170too many steps away bro, shower rifle is where it's at
>>24044252bro we are watching a friend group we are not part of it lol
The Elden Ring of Mario games...
>>24044195I know I didn't because I was only on speaking terms with like three girlsNumbers don't work out
she's gunna make it bros...
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1524222112592183296>NauseaIRyStocrats....your oshi is pregananant
Mumei remembers!
>>24044252Is mostly not their fault, remember that most memes have copyrighted stuff
>>24044248That doesn't mean she can't love girls!
>>24044083retard
what is Mumei crying about
>>24044252You're right. This isnt Nijisanji where they should be flaunting their Discord chats constatnly.
Hey wait a minute this is just a zatsu in disguise!
EAR SUCKING
>>24044248source?
Fauna died.
MUMEI IS A BANDWAGON FAGGOT. BE LOUD AND PROUD ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS BITCH.
>>24044328Yeah, by me.t.ako
GURAFUCK YOUhttps://streamable.com/we6wh4
Okay just got home what happened between Gura and Ame? Trying to archive rep, serious answers only please
>>24044276i wanted to see how much this general changed since the last time i've watched a stream (like 8 or 9 months ago), and i have to say you faggots are as insufferable as always
I hate ASMR
lemon...
Fauner...
>>24044252Have sex, incel
>the weird stuff where they stuck on the toy earsgura you did that when are you doing it again
>>24044216good, now its time to kill yourself
>>24043787>trusting mathSomeone post that image, you know which one I'm talking about
>>24044328>they will beleive it
>>24044194UnbasedBe like me and pay for her two memberships
>>24044344She wanted friends to share memes with
Gura ASMR #2 never
Fauna...
>>24044248Proof?
i'm pretty sure liking asmr is still weird
they really love kronester
>>24044315Just like real life
>>24044203Hololive is saving her.
>>24044328Yeah, mine.
>>24044290
wtf is that noise in the bg of the bgm
>>24044360meds
MUMEI AND KRONII HAVE A SPECIAL CONNECTIONTHEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE
Fauna real silent after that one LOL
>>24044380hush now
>>24044291>mumei is afraid of people
>>24044344wasted teenager years by worrying too much about what people thought
>>24044391Still coping huh deadbeat?
Faufau is really quiet huh
>>24044376gura giving ame the pekora-tier silent treatment
>>24044308DEADBEAT NUMERO UNO!
>>24043880>>24044308who fucking cares?why is everyone so invested in these fan wars
>>24044385I have, with your mom
>>24044315ISNT IT GREAT?
Faunya.....
>>24044328Yes, with me.
>>24044312*farts in your face then cums in your ass*
How many times has already Mumei told this story?
well is it a frog?
Who are they talking about?
>>24044389>>24044395
>>24044279How can we trick Mori into saying mud hit on stream?
>>24043340>>24043558>other members had way less collabs than her>THAT DOESN'T COUNT AAAAAAA STOP SHIT TALKING OTHER MEMBERSmental illness lmao
Gura sucked on my ears, told me she loved me, and then got naked so she could hold me against her tiny breasts.
SUCKY WUCKY
asmr is how I imagine having lice feels like
>>24043266Anon... he was membered to more but their memberships have expired. I remember Ame and Kiara being on their too.
>>24044395Yes, I do believe that's what it means when you buy special equipment for a stream then never use it again in two years.
>>24043756This. If you watch Gura you know she wanted to do things with Ame. Then she gave upBut Kiara got it easier than herObviously Ame is the two faced person here. She can name drop Gura all she wants and still not actually do anything with Gura
>>24044376Ame slapped Gura in front of Yagoo and Mori farted and shitted after getting IRyS drunk
FIRST TRY
>>24044389>>24044395Gura's ASMR is just Ring Fit 2.0......
>>24044376Ame used too many fingers and Gura is sore and cross
>>24044376Gura didn't have MC chat fixed and nobody watches Sana.
>>24044376Ame accused Gura of being the imposter when she wasn't.
>>24044328she had a nice golden week
>>24044275You could just not talk shit about anyone, ever considered that?
>>24044443Good job phoneposter
>>24044385Could you explain how? (straight)
Snot should release a song
>>24044252that's mumei's appeal, please andastd
>>24044269EN3 will kiss up to Kronii and Mumei, then people will start complaining about how Kronii and Mumei collab more with EN3 than Council
>>24044403So is watching vTubers and yet here you are
>>24044428Because there are no fan wars
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1524222112592183296?t=unSmV57tQu_MUseQ9eSb-A&s=19https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1524222112592183296?t=unSmV57tQu_MUseQ9eSb-A&s=19https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1524222112592183296?t=unSmV57tQu_MUseQ9eSb-A&s=19IRyS is dying...
Kronii status?
>>24044376Ame raped Gura
I'm not even a hooman and I've had to sit through two rerun Mumei stories this stream
>>24044376Nothing, as in literally nothing. Ame briefly joined Minecraft and said hi in chat, Gura didn't respond because she can't see chat.
>>24044328Yeah, I'm the baby
>can I cook meat in your oven >hey...
>>24044361She really had to stop herself from saying anything else there
>>24044485Why don't you stop talking shit about Ame first, faggot?
>>24044427Bullshit, I was concieved via virgin birth.
GURA WANTS TO STICK HER MEAT (PENIS) IN FAUNA'S FURNACE (VAGINA)
no paths?
>>24044048>No Sana.
Gura will fuck the mumeir the fauner and the Kroner. And you can't stop her
Kronii lives rent free in the rest of SNOT's heads.
Why did M-chan do it bros...
Kronii's potaats...
>>24044403you literally watch vtubers
>>24044471Those were good times
>>24044533Both of them?
>>24044216congrats, you're almost ready to be a full time dramafag
>>24044376Just Ame having a hard time in joining conversations, schizos are having fun with it
>>24044376Gura doesn't have chat working and nobody watches Sana
>>24044328The lithium really did a number on her jesas
>>24044389I wish she would do it again. The first one was good even though it was scuffed. A proper one would be even better.
Kronii stream watch along
>>24044448I recall this happening to me. How did you access my memories
>>24044376it was never a thingwatch all their collabsit's some young schizos first ship
>>24044376Pretend this is Ame and Gura
>>24044376Don't believe the others, Ame joined Minecraft and said hi in voicechat. Not only did Gura ignore her 3 times in a row but also heard council say "hi ame" and kept silent
>Kronii left 20 minutes ago>They're checking the time to see if Kronii is starting on timeWhy are they like this?
>>24044539No it's because they don't want her to know about the tunnel
>>24044487Tank you
>>24044528Because I'm not the one pretending to take a moral high ground.
>>24044533Fauna's furncave...
is that fmv game good
>>24044403why do you care?
Are they planning to end when Kronii starts? I missed the first 1.5 hours of this collab...
Gura just say Kronii puta?
>I'm watching Kronii>They're watching KroniiWE ARE
>>24043934that was not real
>>24044538>ultimate chicken horsei believe
>>24044328>>24044501>STILL pushing this shit right when golden week/spring break happened
Why does Gura like making fun of Kronichiwa?
>>24044485You mean this post that literally mentioned no other members?>>24043691
>>24044581They want to show Gura the tunnel but don't want Kronii to find out about it.
>>24044485So if I call Gura the ugliest faggot in EN, and you tell me she's actually very cute, that makes you an anti because it's implying someone else is actually the ugliest faggot? Anon, listen to yourself. This is insane.
>>24044593No they’re planning to go to the secret place when kronii starts
>>24043282>>24043506>>24043601To add to this, Myth didn't know WTF they were getting into and had to figure who they wanted to become. I think they were closer in the past just for their own sanity. But now they have established their own niches. In Gura's case she never wanted to be a big as she is and that by itself is isolating. So when Council came along she knew she could reach out to them since they're still growing into their roles and she clearly loves being a senpai and getting to know them.
>>24044269I can't envision that happening at all this is working out well because they are all active at roughly the same timeIf EN3 is all Euros or accustomed to other timezones, I don't see much changing
>>24044541kiaras cat...
>>24044376Ame tried to leech viewers for her bing bing wahoo stream and Gura didn't even give her the time of day.
>>24044377Glad you still remember us
>>24044614>>24043276
>>24044541Reminds me of the story where people beat a cat half to death because it looked like Hitler, like that one.I don't like that story.
I'm not pregnant
>>24044541I want to impregnate a SEAnigger...
>>24044611Because it's silly as fuck
>>24044216Yeah i've been waiting for them to get good for a long time and they just arn't living up to the potential.The whole medium is just so thoroughly mediocre, with a few exceptional vtubers here and there/Even on a lot of "good" streams, i find myself at the end of them feeling like i just edged for an hour yknow, like the whole stream was SO CLOSE to actually being a good entertainment product but its NOT, they just can't be consistently good.Reminds me of an old youtube series called "Sugar Pine 7" i watched some years ago. I watched so much of that series waiting for it to get good, because i could tell that if it ever got good, it would be hands down some of the best content on youtube. But (for me), it just never got there
http://poal.me/71opc2http://poal.me/71opc2http://poal.me/71opc2
>>24044460Would've probably helped if she'd not spent a year being a self obsessed le depressed zoomie and actually engaged with her co-workers instead of ghosting them to stare at ceilings.
>RP walkingFauna? Is that a WoW reference or a FF14 reference?
Why is Fauna so obsessed with Skyrim?I mean...It's better then her obsession with getting over it
>>24044501>Yagoo preparing the launch of PROJECT HOPE 2
Why are they going down the stairs so slowly
>walk atmospherically in Skyrim>get bitten in the ass by a Skeever and ruin the mood
FAUNA LOVE
>>24044490>SNOT original song>song starts being about hope and other idol shit>by the end it's gone through several topics and it's about like toenail clipping videos and how toe cheese smells bad
>>24044585So you admit you're just a faggot talking shit.
So Kronii was the MC all along? Almost everyone in EN respects and loves her in some way.
>>24044563no need to hide the ars anon
>>24044376Gura rejected Ame's morb pill
>>24044425>>24044464>>24044474>>24044477>>24044480>>24044376>>24044579>>24044647They're VR collabing this week
This is so autistic
So did i miss anyone other than mumei and fauna? Who else joined mc
What is Ame doing in saturday
>>24044579Imagine being such a chumbud you genuinely forget Sana's name and just say "a council"
>Oh Nyo! She's falling down all these stairs!
>>24044611Because Kronii can take it.
There's a certain humor in the "paranoid her games will doxx her" Gura going along with Mumei and Fauna's autism over Kronii not seeing their tunnel.
>>24044680it's great
>But thats good because Ill go to sleep at a normal time todayI feel like I've heard that before
>Fauna had to get head staples
>>24044680I love it
>>24044513Gura can see when people join minecraft no?
>>24044574I wish she would put the sole of her tiny foot against my ear.
>>24044627>and you tell me she's actually very cuteI'd just ignore you.
>Mumei had to get her head stapledJesus
>>24044634It's amazing that people invent these convoluted theories instead of just acknowledging that some people get along better with other people
>>24044656now THIS is a good poal
Ame this is the 7th week, in a row you've said you'd fix your sleep schedule.
>>24044650Anon, the post you have to me as an example didn't call the others anti-social.
>>24044579If Ame said anything in VC nobody heard her because people never replied, they only said her name after she left.
>>24043099yeah!
>>24044678Nice, can't wait.
>>24044576hello there bonenigger
>I've never broken my hymen beforeWhat did Fauna mean by this?
>>24044648i have a lot of good memories here, i think i'll never forget these threads
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1524223164439355392
>>24044611It's on the same tier as HiRyS
>>24044646nicethis would probably be my memberships if i wasn't a pleb
>>24044647>Ame>promoting a streamthe /u/schizos are more believable than you
KNEECAP STORY
>>24044678The VR collab is with Mori.
I know this Gura story!
>>24044501>>24044328Had a little bit too much fun during her Golden Week break I see.
>>24044714Good listening skills, anon
>>24044676not ars, I'm just embarrased of my nationality
>newfags outing themselves in chatkek
>>24044711She was busy trying to murder Kronii with the escalators. Remember that she has glasses and giant monitors.
>>24044517That was really cute of faunaCute minecraft autism
Pay attention you fucking faggots who complain about 'block game'.THIS stream is why micra will always be kino and peak hololive content.
>>24044714I meant Fauna FUCK
>>24044638Gura was never really close to anyone in Myth besides Ame and even their collabs seemed stiff at times
It happened when she was sitting on her kitchen floor thinking of life
Kroniichiwa (forma de jwu)
>>24044678Youd think after that offcollab at Ame's place never happened you schizos would learn theyre finished with each other
>>24044754>paying in Pokemon dollars
>>24044646Based
>>24044738>all my stuffs are finishedANYERSTOP CORRUPTING THESE GIRLS
YOSHI IS BEING RAPED
>>24044736ame belongs to teamatesgura belongs to big tits
http://poal.me/d6au4r
I like moomer's cute little gym outfit minecraft mode, I would like to see some supplemental material involving it.
>>24044477The only correct answer but I can't blame them for not watching sana...
>whenever Kronii isn't on stream everyone has to ask "where is Kronii?"
YOSHI IS A WHORE
>>24044749home...
>>24044541HAIL \o
>>24044771it’s called minecraft you fucking loser
>>24044376Ame's salty about Gura doing her first off collab with Mori later this month instead of her.
>>24044738Oh man, I hope she takes care of all her stuffs. I know how bad it feels to have a bunch of stuffs piled up on you while you try and handle getting back home and stuffs.
>>24044662She's a major fantasy nerd who wants to live in a world of magecraft, so likes the comfy homelife aspects of Skyrim like having a house and kids.
[Kronii News] She's eating cheesecake
>>24044270>>24044299go the fuck back>>24044364>>24044402Gura's MC stream when Gura was wanting Kronii to pet her
Excited for A-chan to molest my boy tomorrow
>>24044712yeah I hope she steps on my head with all her weight and crack my head in
>>24044726He reasons that Ame is not the most anti-social EN because of her collab count. That is his logic, not mine.He then points to other members as having fewer collabs.Therefore...?
>>24044776Something similar happened to me, I was sitting on a platform and jumped down to the floor and my kneecap just hits my jaw and I felt groggy
>>24044718Dramafags will make a mountain of bullshit out of nothing. Like not even a mole or anthill, literally nothing. Miss the days when this thread had few of them.
>>24044794Anon, they're trying to hide it from Kronii. If they didn't they wouldn't mention her
I will fuck the Gooruh
>>24044761Why do you care what people on an anonymous basket weaving forum think of you?
>>24043282>Mori always working on her music>Ina always working on a art project>Kiara in a different time zone>Ame playing with her pet>Gura watch meme video
Yeah, that sounds like a fracture that healed wrong. I have something similar.
>>24044750>>24044782Blue font means collab with Gura
How fragile is Fauna..
>>24044771THIS stream is mediocre as fuck my man and no amount of kids screaming KINO in the thread is going to change that.
>>24044579>>24044730 Ame said "hi" in VC at least 3 times, Gura will private the VOD after this and edit that part out, screenshot this
>>24044839Why are you leaving Premium-chan...
Gura is loving these feet stories
>>24044839That Premium better be in ARS
What is it with girls and hurting their toes?
Consider: Fauna's toes.
I think all the ENs except for the NA ones should be fired
All three of them are the same fucking person
>>24044858Didn't she have blue font on a schedule a week or two ago as well? And it was just a solo stream.
>>24044858its with Kobo
>>24044868that is retarded
All right come on you fucking outcasts, what are some dumb ways you've hurt yourself?
>>24044812Huh?
>>24044860yes
>>24044839>LunaBASED
the blood clothmoves? what the fuck
>>24044888It's why they get along.
Mumei feels like the almagamation of every other Hololive memberShe was even abused as a kid like Ame
>>24044858It’s Lamy
>>24044867what a special little snowflake you are
I'm dying with this conversationabayo
>>24044871>>24044876Free trial
Gura...
>>24044882When is she doing some feet asmr, god damn it
>>24044882they need to be filthy
>>24044858It's Reine
u niggas morbin out frfr imma head out and enjoy my oshi on god frfr no cap
>>24044895>bike ramp
Gooba...
>>24044792Agreed.
What's the worst foot related injury youve gotten?
>>24044858Actually it's with Reine, she's finally joining the peafowl's harem.
>>24044890Literally says collab
>>24044832Therefore she is not anti-social.You're literally the only one who is trying to establish a hierarchy.
Do you eat your blood clots? I like their texture
Gura's fingernail is somewhere out there in a pool
TOVERWATCH MENTION
>>24044895I have literally never had a serious injury
>>24044711Koyori, Reine and Ame have played Elden Ring for dozens of hours and miss their FP bat being empty every. Single. Time. So many deaths are down to that and they don't change. No bookie would take a bet on it. These girls have NEGATIVE screen awareness if they're remote engaged in something (and sometimes not even then).
>>24044835Most shitposters and dramafags are former fans. It's just a sign that Hololive needs to put out a better product and give people what they want (Gurame) and not stuff nobody cares about (SNOT)
>>24044867Shut the fuck up and enjoy Councilkino, Mythtard
fuck that made me flinch
>>24044946i stepped on a tiny piece of glass
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>24044946piece of glass stuck in it, had to get the doctor to yank it out
>>24044774>even their collabs seemed stiff at timesWhat collabs aren't awkward thoughPlus those were mostly early streams when they were all trying to figure shit out
>>24044839んなあああああああああああ
>Kronii's chat trying to spoil Mumei's tunnelWhy do all of these greys hate fun
Gura and disgusting conversationsname a more iconic duo
>>24044882MUH DICK
>>24043573I won't vote in your shitty poal. Why don't you suffer my cock
Sucking Gura's nailless toe...
>>24044960I will find it and clone myself a Guradaughter
wait, ina had a poll on who to draw today for Aqua and Kronii? Why was Kronii drawn then? Aqua should have won by a landslide.
Controversial opinion: I like Mumei
Gura is going insane
kronii mention
>>24044248go back to /v/ you underage faggot
Fresh milk
>>24044858>Blue was actually for Kronii>it's just her giant yukkuri head floating around next to Ame
>>24044946Stepped on a plug once going to pee at night. Went deep in the meat.
>>24044895Rode a skateboard (sitting down on it) downhill, couldn't stop. Crashed into a drain.
>>24044958What the fuck
Gura?
>>24044895I did a cannonball on the deep end side of a pool when I didn't know how to swim. I was like 5 years old.
uuuuuuuuu
>>24044858Good guess, wrong blue holo
>>24044895I kicked a boulder for no reason and my toenail fell off.
>>24044946I once stepped on my penis
Important poalhttps://poal.me/vavzyihttps://poal.me/vavzyihttps://poal.me/vavzyi
>all of them watching kronii and not ame
>>24044946Stepped on a rusty nail
>>24044868And nobody heard her because nobody replied
>>24044711Not in the corner, no.
That was a sexy kroniichiwa, Fauna, what the fuck
Gura didn't take her meds
>>24044946ingrown nail
Gura is losing her mind
cutethey're still talking about kronii
>>24045003People like Koreans more than that garbage bag Aqua
>>24044911not only that but her fans are an amalgamation of every fanbase, they're gay like teamates, sexually predatory like chumbuds, annoying like deadbeats, laugh at low resolution images like takos, and make massive amounts of soundposts like kfp
>davinky
>>24044890>VR Collab>"UMMMMMM GUYS I THINK IT'S JUST A SOLO STREAM"
Gura take your meds...
>>24045000What the FUCK?
>>24043162I hate how little fanart Mamashark gets.
>>24044895My brother and I were making spears and he threw one at me
>>24044946stepped on a bee and it stung right on the middle of the sole.
>>24044788you belong to my cock
TOMMY HORT
>>24044718When Mori said this, people timelooped it for months
[Number report]>/hlgg/ is at a weekly high with the power of Gura+Ame at the same time + a collab, go /hlgg/ go!>our hateful neighbors are lower than yesterday>Gura's split continues it's incline despite all the efforts elsewhere>kronii's split showing small signs of life after 80% of its population left to twitter/discord
>>24044961Middle, right, left in that order
>>24044958I love it when you get a nose bleed, then you eat the bloody booger after, so yummy
>>24044895Stood under the trunk door as my mom was closing it full forceI got Pokemon Red and/or a Gameboy Color out of it to make up for it since she figured it was her fault so it's all good even if I probably have permanent brain damage
Is Kronii eating 40 cakes?
>>24044895Got flung from a merry go round when my friends spun it too fast
>>24044946Stepped on a sewing needle that someone dropped in the carpet.
I-Is Gura a yandere for Kronii?
https://litter.catbox.moe/ttk1j9.jpgHoomans, can you explain this?
>>24044946Ankles got almost crushed by a sewing machine, hurt like a bitch
>>24044895I reached back to turn on the bicycle light while travelling 40 km/h on my bicycle and hit my head I'm still retarded
>>24045060Extremely based
>>24044961SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>24045085Pink woman bad.
>>24044882Consider: Fauna's thighs.
>>24044765I always react as if I 've never heard things because Holos get self-conscious about repeating stories, you tactless fuck.
>>24044996That's a fat cockhe's got a nice pecker, tooalso what's that under the censor I can't make it out
>>24045000I can't believe you'd openly admit to this.
>>24044954>>24045070My point is that blue == Gura doesn't hold true.
>>24044966>Most shitposters and dramafags are former fansI don't believe that, you don't believe that, and I doubt a single non-tourist believes that, shitposter-kun.
>>24045060Gumei based
>>24044993Kiara and irrelevance
>>24045033based candycomet poster
>>24044858Gura and Ame moved in together? is that why they are refusing to acknowledge each other until the VR collab
>>24045114asi es, cebollas yo
>>24045102That would be as many as four tens...
>>24044895I slept the wrong way and my neck hurts for weeks
>>24045087Kys
>>24045110Gura wants everyone to herself
why the fuck is listener-san in this game
>>24044895I wanted to impress my crush so I stabbed a steak knife into my hand as a show of manliness
Fucking fat fuck tako.
>>24044963Different situation, same application.
>>24045120>biggest EN streamersliterally the polar opposite of based
FUCK YOU LISTENERSAN
>>24045019>Went deep in the meat.OK but Anon asked about foot injuries, not your peeing meat.
I think Ame should take a break
>>24044946Broke a toe, rolled(sprained) my ankles a billion times
Nintendo is listener san...
>>24045145>cebollasHermano....
Oh hey, that reminds me of the constant reminders to take a break in MGS4
>>24045060Why are you membered to the same person twice?
>Gura calling out the LGBT flag shit
THE CARPETS BURNED
>>24044819How about a timestamp or a clip?
>Re used bee galaxy Lazy ass nintendo
>>24044946one time i stepped wrong when i was going out of bed and i twisted my ankle so bad that my vision instantly went black and i woke up 3 minutes later with my family around me wondering if i had died
>>24044993Fauna and being an annoying talentless whore
>>24044955I didn't bring up other members, I called out the person who did but /ameg/ doesn't give a shit as long as she isn't the one being attacked.
>>24044946was on a seesaw as a kid and ended up dislocating my ankle by catching it under the saw
>>24045129Consider: Fauna's back
>>24044895My kindergarten class had a little bathroom connected to the classroom in the back.A kid went in before me, and before he shut the door I stuck my finger in the space between the door and the wall.
>>24044895Crashed my bike at night on a live road near some train tracks.
>>24044895I face planted on my bed, I didn't realize I left a dumbbell there and gave myself a black eye
Amebee.
>>24044718That was pretty awkward desu and even if you don't go along that well with someone you at least have the decency to aknowledge them and try not to make them feel bad.That's what normal people do, too bad these are a bunch of womanchildren with 0 social awareness.
>>24045163One could say you were trying to make a point
>>24044895My parents smoked for a real long time. Back in the 90's when everyone still had those push cig lighters in their car where you'd push it in and it'd heat up a coil and pop out when it was ready to light your cig, I picked it up and it was touching a wart on my thumb. I didn't notice until we parked the car and got out in the light and my hand was covered in blood and I had some heavy second degree burns.
AMEBEE MY LOVE
>>24045143We're talking about Kiara though, not your mother's sex tape
I FUCKING LOVE AME BEE
>>24045169Holy shit, based Joey
>>24044966>Most shitposters and dramafags are former fans.
>>24044754flipcuckchama...
>>24045203>wondering if i had diedwere you not breathing or what
Because I am autistic I will proceed to talk like I was in the stream with them and share my own injury story with you.When I was a kid I had braces and you know that you're supposed to put just the... studs? the metal part on your teeth first before the wire. You pass a wire but the studs need to be well fixed. They used a resin that activated in UV light, pretty cool. So it was night and I didn't want to turn on any lights to wake up anybody and I walked face first into a wall. Now, those studs, they have metal parts for you to pass the wire through and then fix with a rubber band, they look like spikes but they ar emore shaped like claws. I walked right into a wall, and those studs dug into my upper and lower lip really hard, and I was super scared and it hurt a lot so I went to the bathroom and ripped my lips off the claws and there was so much blood and pieces of my flesh were stuck in the studs. Then even with a fuckton of blood and pieces of flesh in my teeth I just tried to clean my face and went to sleep.That was one of my most painful experiences.
>>24045207fauna is cute thoughwhy would you hate her?
>>24044946Uncle tried to modify his dirtbike and somehow the exhaust exploded, got a jagged piece of 100C metal lacerate my calf. Hurt like a bitch
>>24044946As a kid in a park I stepped on a metal rod on the ground with weak shoes on, the rod broke through them and kinda cut my foot but not enough for me to be bleeding and since I was retarded I just kept playing like nothing happenedI had to get vaccinated for Tetanus after that
wall chicken...
>>24045060>499 eurobucks / monthwhat tier is this
>>24045100Bro that was me except I was nearly decapitated instead when reaching for a 2liter of soda.
>>24045234what are you talking about?
>>24045241KEK
>>24045266look - it happened fast and they were scared because they found me down
>>24044946Ran it over with an electric jack during an overnight at my old job. Took my shoe off after putting the jack away to rub my toe and my entire sock was blood red. Toe nail was completely ton off. My boss saw it and started screaming.I've been wearing steel toe boots every day since then.
>>24045179Shut up.
>>24044946foot literally rotated to the side when I was slide tackled playing soccer. First aid was basically just grabbing my foot and forcibly putting it back in its place.
>>24045222Same
>>24045033Has Suisei ever acknowledged Ame's existence?
The great thing about mc is that its entertaining type of autism(spit stream) but not the cringe kind of autism(mori)
>>24045245
>>24045197Wait until its over nigger
>>24045268Christ anon
>>24045269her feet are too clean to give me a boner
>>24045129Consider: Fauna's supple breasts
>>24044888Gura is Xehanort
What is this rubbish Kronii is playing?
>>24044946Stubbed my toe on the corner of my bed and had to wait for the blood clot to grow out.
>>24043282>CausedAnon... As much as I love myth they were never close. It took like over 6 months before their full collabs were actually decent, and even then Mori ruined most of them.>Kiara was the only one outgoing enough to ask for collabs>Gura was passive and lazy>Ina was passive and busy>Mori was busy with other things>Ame doesn't like collabsNow you see the result with more people:>Kiara is still trying to get collabs with anyone>Gura now mainly collabs with the people who go out of their way to see her>Ina never collabs unless someone asks, and no one asks anymore>Mori collabs with people in her time zone, and mostly off the cuff since its convenient >Ame basically never collabsIts been sad to see them briefly get closer only to pretty much shatter apart shortly after council came out and they had options but thats how life works
Kronii definitely went and smoked some weed before her stream
>>24044895I can't think of a single time I've hurt myself, but in 2020 I almost set myself on fire like, 3 times
>>24044895I jumped off a roof that was like 3x my height when I was 7 and sprained my ankle for like 3 weeks. Still played goalie for little league and blocked 3-4 goals, tho
Trust issues
>>24044895I have a scar on my forehead in the shape of my best friend's gnarly front teeth when we were 10 years old. We ran at each other full speed with our eyes closed on the playground
>>24045268I'm gonna go ahead and forget I ever read this
>Fauna and Mumei lead Gura to their casting couch roomsex
>>24045268Ame?
>>24044993This anon's mother >>24045143 and my cock
I didnt know Ground Bees were a thing
>>24044839Pretty based
>>24045304She acknowledged her orisong like every other JP
>>24044895I was messing around on a golf cart with my brother and our friend while his parents threw snow balls at us. He made a sharp turn and I flew out of the golf cart and cut my face. I still have a small scar on my cheek 20 years later.
Ms gawr lmaooo
Mrs Gawr...
>>24045349didn't read lol
>Mrs. Gawr>MRS.GURA IS MARRIED to me
>>24044946stepped on a rusty iron fence barefoot
What's up with the banners in this room?
Moom grooming goomba...
This is fucking hilarious. Gura is terrified for no reason
>>24045356fat bitch
Fauna getting sassy I love it
come herecome here.Come here.
>>24045253>>24045139it's mostly true with mori antis at least
THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN
Gura is retarded....
>>24045417Sure it is, anon
>>24044895I slipped on some grass and cracked my head open on a tombstone
>>24045304She talked about her performance and she was part of the great vandalism act of Ame's Statue
LMAO
>>24045375there are meat bees and garbage bees too
GURA NO
...
What happened
>>24045438that sounds awesome
>>24043128https://litter.catbox.moe/ewklc7.PNG
My fucking sides are in orbit jesus christ these two
gura literal retard
>>24044946Stubbed my toe really badI look down most of the time to avoid these kinda things
Did Gura just break Kronii's floor
>>24045417rumao
what is happening..
Gura is about to get molested
What the fuck is going on
>>24045403The bisexual rrats...confirmed...
>>24043128rate me, /hlgg/
What the fuck.
S-SEX?
If you're ever in this situation in real life, you're about to be murdered.
Gura please think for a bit
MYTHRAPE
Gura is going to get corrected...
THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING
GURA YOU FUCKING RETARD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>24045429don't call my daughter that even though it's true
>>24045485Towa...
Is Gura going to be raped?
>>24044966Zhe funny thing is that nobody outside of vt really cares about snot or any cliques at all
>Gura has trust issues>I have trust IssuesWE ARE...
>>24045349>Gura now mainly collabs with the people who go out of their way to see hergura has been going out of her way to join every council open vc
>>24045216Consider: Fauna's front.
>>24045417The same people who have been insisting that deadbeats are totally threadshitters for over a year and a half were fans at one point. Retarded shitter.
kek those watermelons are still there
>Put it back Gura>What happened to the block, GuraJesus christ Fauna my dick
THAT TONE CHANGE
>>24045485Cuckcore
>>24045207Based and truthpilled>>24045015Silence troon
Mumei is a robot now...
>>24044718Basically Mumei getting along amazingly, unbelievably perfectly well with Gura without even trying in that ARK collab I think really broke the ice. Sometimes you just click with people and they bounce off each other with the same vibes. So this probably opened up Gura's eyes to realize "hmm maybe these council peeps are pretty cool after all" and try hanging with them more, as after all Mori/Kiara are tough to catch due to time zones, Ame is .. I dunno, sulking, and Ina is not very social and has never been that close to Gura.Remember Myth is the full of talents and Gura felt like she's really just an ordinary person who can happen to sing alright. Ame/Gura got along I think in part because they're just regular people and not super-amazing artists or musicians or trilingual etc, and Council is mostly just ordinary people aside from Sana (who is much sillier/friendlier than Ina, at least when she's actually streaming).
>>24045245I LOVE FUCKING AME BEE
>Guras the type that stop resisting and complies immediately if you raise your voice at her
MUMEI AND FAUNA'S CIA SLEEPER CODES HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED
why do mumei and fauna take this tunnel so seriously?? kronii literally is not going to care at all lmfao
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON
>>24045293Trying to explain why people are making a huge fucking deal about this, if you work in a company or anywhere else and someone says hello, ignoring them will obviously cause some problems and out you as a retard.These autists are technically coworkers and fuctional adults yet they act like middle schoolers.
>>24044895Rode on my scooter down a slope on my block I knew had an uneven sidewalk. Got launched and I'm still surprised nothing broke.
>welcome to the family
>>24045485what the fuck kind of monopoly money is this
>>24045565only if you're a cute anime girl
time for the correction
>giantess fetishReally nintendo?
holostars EN will kiss up to her
>>24045555Extravagant rrat, anon, well done.
>>24044895>jumped off a swing and broke my arm>pivoted wrong in basketball and broke my legMy body is paper
>>24045448>meat beesthats the worst thing Ive heard all day
>>24045542>>24045544go back
>>24045570its fun
>>24045590No way fag, she does the same thing to sirs and daddys.
I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS
I want FaunMei to gaslight me
>>24045356Perf
Gura, Mumei and Fauna collecting Kronii's dandruff and listening to free Kronii ASMR. Lucky.
they are having sex.
>>24045592based
Gura freaking out is the best.
>>24045485>colombianI'm sorry
>>24045570What else would you do in minecraft?
>>24045570because they want the pure unadulterated kino of kronii discovering there is a secret tunnel to under her bedroom
Mumei and Fauna take their mutual worship of Kronii very seriously.
>>24045563FUCKED BASED AND SAME
>Ame had a great collab with Bae.>Teamates won't use it to attack Gura despite Gura collab with Bae is god awful.>Gura had a great collab with SNOT.>Chumbuds use it to attack Ame despite Ame being great with Mumei, Fauna & Kronii too, & already off-collabed with them.Nice fanbase, chumbuds.
>>24045460Noice one m8
>>24045565Just like in my date rape fantasies
WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS WE LIVE INSIDE YOUR WALLS
>>24045565This isn't quite true, you need to hit her first if you're a man, but once you've done that she becomes compliant.
Kronii is gonna be so confused when she decides to expand
This stream is gold
There are 3 EN streams going on currently and I have no clue which one you guys are talking about
Snot is way too fucking good man
Gura's abject confusion should be a wake up call. I hope Mumei and Fauna realize how gay they've been about Kronii recently. This is NOT normal.
HOLY KEK
need fanart of Kronii getting railed on her bed with Mumei and Fauna with their heads underneath the bed
>>24045555Gura may think she's a normal, untalented person but no one else does
Why do people post Mumei/Fauna memberships as if it's something to be proud of? What do you want, people to cheer for you?
>get home >open your door>see these 2 young women staring at youWhat do?
>"You can cum"SEX
Why are they all so gay for her?
>Image board>Nobody posting imagesH-Huh...?
That's so fucking creepy...
>>24045649Its always been like this
wtf is going on
>>24045578who ignored who?
>>24045460
I'm gonna need that as a .gif, thanks guys
Fauna and Mumei perfectly in sync looking at you menacingly. I'm pretty sure they practiced that a lot.
minecraft is a horror game also a reminder that Gura hasn't finished her haunted house
>it's what has to happenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that was incredible, good showmanship from Fauna and Mumei. great streamers
>>24045709That's my fetish.
>Fauna and Mumei living in Kronii's wallsKINO
>>24045668>ethoslabdudes retarded but good builds
the bunkeronii is essentially it's own biome by now
>>24045649>larping as an ESLyeah thanks for letting me know
Why are we posting memberships?
>>24045668>ethoslabhuh that's still a thing i guess
>Unusual toy.WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO??
Nintendo wtf?!
>>24045649>>24045698Settle down, deadbeats.
>>24045649ESLbeat…
>>24045649I want to kiss you
>>24045733>we
>>24045689That has happened to me two times.
>>24045485you're a cute
What did he mean by that Nintendo?
>get coof this weekend>watch Ame stream on Sunday>she's sick todayBros... I'm sorry.
>>24045685What memberships are something to be proud of?
>>24044993Ornstein and Smough
>>24045460based
>>24045719This is the essence of what is so fun about these Minecraft streams, they're 70% zatsu and 30% improv acting
>>24045689rape
>>24045212Pointing out that Ame doesn't have the least amount of collabs recently (in defense of your crying accusations) is not an attack on others. Notice how no one is calling whoever does have a light collab count recently "antisocial". Because no one in Hololive deserves that title.
>>24045733It lets people attentionwhore and tribalfag at the same time
They're gonna hear Kronii when she masturbates, in Minecraft...
>>24045668>ethoslabhoky shit a wave of nostalgia just hit me
>>24045694
>>24045649Thanks
Are JP fans just as autistic as us when it comes to same gen collabs?
>>24045741the bee ame onahole was real this whole time
>Hey gays
>>24045762that means its working
>>24045649its nijiniggers, they were also trying to numberfag this random Mario stream with a homo collab that they have happening right now. It suddenly stopped once Ame's ccv rose higher than their shitty collab.
>>24045038
>>24045792gen 4 collabs FUCKING NEVER
I didn't watch any streams but apparently>Ame and Gura are no longer friends, something fucked up happened between them>Kronii admitted not being a lesbian>Mumei had a members stream where she had a massive meltdown about being lonely>IRyS is pregnant and drinking at partiesDid I miss anything?
>>24045485>spic cuckyikes...
>>24045800
THE SHARK HAS FOUND THE VAULT
>>24045762DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SHE'S GETTING SICK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Wow Chumbuds are dicks
GURA FOUND A ROOM
>Kronii has a suicide bunker
>>24045755H-hey
>>24045763I'm a day 1 melhomie
someone narked the agent's base
Nice argument Kronii. However, I'm living in your bunker's walls
why isn't Ame showing her 3d hand like before?
>>24044895When I was 5 I tilted a mug on a cabinet to see what's inside it, turns out it was boiled water, accidentally poured it all over my stomach and got a first degree burn.
>>24045649yeah, chumcucks are cancer of /hlgg/ in other news, water is wet
It will return.
>>24045649>>24045755let's get gay in here
>>24045085If Mori ate bread people would say she did it to taunt Ame into eating gluten
You niggers will sperg out about anything instead of watching stream, what went wrong in your lives?
>>24045555>Myth is full of amazing talentsGura is literally one of those talents. Its Ina with Art, and Mori + Gura with music. Ame and Kiara have no defining talents.
gura...
a wittle fucky wucky
Schizo:>writes up paragraphs of fanfiction to force narratives about the girls friendshipsStreamwatcher/actual fan:>"They are all friends"
I feel like Teamspeak was the go to last time, but nowadays it's always Discord
>>24045792No because they aren't fucking retarded like anons here nor do they lack object permanence
the bunkeronii is so fucking confusing and mysterious
>Secret bunkers within secret bunkersKronii's autism resonates with me
that's gravel you dumb shark
Baes secret...
Bae's secret room exposed!
So why was Yoshi in Mario Sunshine dissolved in water?
>>24045862rape
God the bunkeronii is such a good setpiecethere's so much crazy hidden shit
>>24045863It already did.
>>24045827You missed watching streams, yeah.
>>24045855One time gimmick sadly, although just wait for her to get her ass kicked by another level that requires the shaking gimmick and she will pull it out again i bet.
Man, this is some advanced Vietnam shit with tunnels within tunnels
>>24045883they are all lovers
>>24045818Bae and Fubuki need to collab just to use this image for the title card.
>>24045827t.threadreader
>>24045649chumcucks have always been against Ame since she called them out for their constant collab begging
>>24045634>>colombian>no ame
>>24045883This but the opposite
>>24045844>chumbuds don’t watch other Holos>chumbuds apparently know every hidden secret of the bunkeronii
Have they found Moona's secret yet?
Guys, I don't have much time, I'm trapped in rat town, and Bae is forcing me to get drunk and trapping me on the Bruh island. Send help.
Gura why the bathroom of all places?
>>24045827>Kiara going on suspension because she let her cats on cam too many times.>Mori going on leave for personal reasons.>Sana streaming the most she's streamed in weeks, a full rebound.>Baelz giving up her streaming job to become a full-time fanfic writer.
>>24045914It will again
>>24045883based>>24045929also based
>>24045913It's genius, all the additions and the schizo reinforcement arcs, the fucking foxes, tthe hidden entrances, it's perfect for making funny situations
>>24045862what have chumbuds done differently compared to the other monolithic fan groups that are seemingly coordinated in shitposting
>>24045769>>24045704>>24045650Collab this year for sure btw
FISHTANK MENTION
>Bae built a room in Kronii's walls>Now thisWhy do they keep doing this?
>inflationJesus Christ nintendo
>>24045883Me, an enlightened /u/nigger:>"They are having discord sex RIGHT NOW"
I wouldn't mind Kronii throating my clock
Your oshi LOVES Kronii, why aren't you doing the same?
Did Bae cover that up herself, how was anyone meant to ever find something that hidden
>>24045904because he wasnt yoshi just an ink clone made by bowser jr
>>24045983Dangerously based
>>24045913How much did Moona add to it, other than the entrance?
>>24045950Just fuck her in the ass? it's easy, just pin her down and fuck her tight little butthole
>>24045996Fortunately Kronii IS my oshi
>>24045762I fucking called itevery Gurame collab gets delayed at least twiceAme's sick and the vr stream is getting moved to next week
>>24045951What did Moona add to the Bunker besides the door and Enchantment room?
>>24045953It's Gura.
>>24045349Nigger
I wish Ame would speak more spanish
>>24045849ok but can you beat this?
Fishtank...
>>24045914
>>24045555???????????????gura already got along well with kronii and fauna way before the ark collab, you didn't even think this through properly
>I want to build a Kronii viewing room, so i can watch her like a test subject>Does she have a bathroom?Gura my sides, Christ you're fucked up
One-way mirror voyeurism with Fauna!
>>24045930Kek, we have an image where kronii and ina are in the vietcong tunnels but kronii turns out to be the victim of this vietnam shit in the end.
>>24045983Based
>>24046003Chat
>>24045883TrueI'm wondering if schizos even listen to any stream in the background while they write their rantsOr are they completely focused
Fauna always talks like she's in slow motion
>>24045849>it's almost been a yearWhat the fuck
>>24045894Isn't MK banned in Japan?
Me and my oshi rent free in your head
>>24045827Wrong on all counts>Ame and Gura are girlfriends, some fucking happened between them>Kronii admitted to being obsessed with the female gender>Mumei had a members stream where she had a massive showcase of being cute>IRyS is pregnant with my child
Why has Kronii's own bunker been turned into some weird kind of psychological experiment where all of her friends toy with her in increasingly complex ways with blatant Sapphic overtones?
>>24045349>Ame basically never collabsbaffling post
>>24046026
>>24045983based
>IRyS watermelon prank>Bae's room>Mumei and Fauna's tunnel
>>24045417I’m sure your Soundcloud will take off any day now
EN 3 is going to save minecraft
>>24045763Korone/Gura/Kronii/Koyori/Ame/Reine/Sora/Lamy/Botan/LA+/Kiara/Okayu/Polka/Kanata/Watame/Flare/Suisei off the top of my head.Not saying that's ALL of them, just what came to mind
This is creepy
Ouro Kronii and the Dykes Living in Bunkeronii's Walls
>>24045983/u/nity is the way
If they really wanted to fuck with Kronii, they'd build a complete 1:1 replica of bunkeronii some obnoxious distance away from town, log into her account and move her to the new bunker.
>>24045485>5 dollars = 10,000 colombianI'm a spic myself but what the fuck man, my memberships are only 250 pesos
Imagine being this guy
they won't find MoonaKronii's Secret Room
Would Gura hide hidden cameras in the Holohouse bathroom?
That's a good idea. a chronicle of Kronii's daily routine.
>>24046075Nah, you're gay. This is great.
>>24046021Anya!!!
>>24045950種付けプレス
Why is Fauna such an awful person
They're going to make kronii go crazy
>>24045978To instill fear into the clock >>24045854
>>24046057EN is Vault Tec and Kronii is the only resident
>>24045914Deadbeats trying to cling to Ame like they did to Gura.
>>24045950Bruh, just pay for the pp penthouse
[SHIT NEWS]https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1524221178109325313
>>24046087autism
Why are Kronii's genmates as schizo as Kronies?
>>24046087This guy hates fun. A true fun ruiner.
>>24045883If you don't have a script that auto-filters every post over 30 words then I have bad news for you
>>24046043From my observations it takes at least 2 minutes of something happening on-screen/get posted about before the shitters try to drama it up. Leads me to think they spam F5 nonstop.
>>24046087I fucking hate snitches
Can you be considered part of Hololive if you don't have a secret den inside the bunkeronii?
>>24045827Congrats, you read the posts written by the mental deficient frequenters of this board
>>24045971Well, how many teamates were shitting on Gura after Amebae's great collab?
>>24045649Something that the behavior of deadbeats has taught me is that karma exists and it will come to them
>>24046057because its funny
>>24045878Kiara, at least back when Myth was brand new, was seen as the critical JP/EN bridge because she's fairly fluent at Japanese. You also have to figure when EN first released like half+ of the fans were all already steady JP watchers so this was considered a big deal, Council has two Japanese speakers and nobody even comments on that anymore. Then again Bae/Sana literally do not take advantage of their potential to JP collab at fucking all in the slightest so that's more a them-problem.
>>24045660I don't live in a place with walls though
>>24046087jesus christ
>>24046026>>24046059
mumei and fauna are the cia...
>>24046047it's gotten a few releases I think but most have been declined a rating which isn't necessarily be a ban but it's about as effective as one
>>24046036Kronii is a normal Vietcong, everyone else went further beyond
http://poal.me/3wrw7xhttp://poal.me/3wrw7xhttp://poal.me/3wrw7xhttp://poal.me/3wrw7x
Are all the bunkeronii residents lesbians?
>>24046087unironically this person deserves death
>>24046087I want to say this guy is probably underage but the sad fact is I guarantee he's 36 and just doesn't understand what jokes are
>>24046135Zero
>>24045776Then perhaps you should reconsider how you go about proving your position next time. Maybe just begin and end your argument with>no one in Hololive deserves that title.
>>24045485Very nice selection, Escobarchama.
>>24046116It's over...
Goomba don't leave...
>>24046087kroniies...
>>24046104Nature is cruel, prepared to be slapped by saplings
>>24046087Report the SC maybe we can get it banned before she sees it.
>>24046087Doxxbeats dokos? I want this guys twitter to spam report.
>>24046087You know the drill, look up the chatlogs
>>24046057somehow the bunkeronii has become the fortress at the heart of EN minecraft
If you sneak your nametag doesn’t show up
>>24045954>>24046056>guy who literally admits he doesn't watch streams and only reads /hlgg/ gives accurate goings-on>people who "watch streams" can only reply with meme answers with zero accuracyHave threadreaders become the most powerful race?
This convo right here is why they need invisibility potions real bad.
>>24046162>no honorary ENs
>>24046087There's an extremely high chance he's from /infinity/
>>24046126But sometimes there are genuinely fun rrats as well and I don't wanna miss them.
>>24045971No wonder the same posts were made last year when gura joined minecraft vc open, we all blame deadbets/bonebroposters but it seems like it was always the chumbuds
Remember when Kronii said she wasn't that into building in Minecraft?
>>24046087Deadbeats? Yeah I'd like to call in a hit.
>>240461685 to 1 it's a SEAnigger.
>>24046135I was busy enjoying the streamI was not concerned about what was going on here
>>24046219you're not getting a spoonfeed that easily
>>24046087this loser isnt form here right?
Well, stream ending soon. Another possible SNOTcast collab for next minecraft stream? Trying to trick Kronii to make her own prank. Certainly hard to pull off.
>>24046233Where did you get my image?
>>24046074Doesn't suisei literally not do members streams?Like her membership is genuinely only for emotes.
>>24046087Ahh, a fresh entry for the collection.
>>24046230What was the last "fun" rrat we got? Genuinely asking.
All these ideas are great, too bad Kronii will get them spoiled way way before her stream tomorrow even starts.
>>24046061
>>24046267>"f' off">from here
Gotta love how the most devote nark what the other members have done.What a bunch of yesmen.Its just for fun, and if you ruin the experience/ surprise.Absolutely that kid in school.Gura's chat has em, Kroni has em.Just don't talk about others' streams, illiterates.
GO YOSHI GO
>>24046231>not a memberNot a chance.
>>24046057Kronii's neurotic behavior makes her an extremely amusing test subject
>>24046231What are you talking about, they're just watching her Pathless stream
>>24046293ina has pubes
>>24046231KYS nigger we aren't snitches
>Ame is the second most popular EN after GuraHoly kek
>>24045974Here's hoping.
>>24046233holy based
Fauna stop reading this thread
>>24046255Already on it
>>24046271Sana's joining too apparently, so it'll be SpaceSNOT kino
>>24046233she's only 25 years old anon
So Gura is now officially closer to Mumei and Fauna over Myth yeah? And Kronii being equal to Myth
Just posting a Risu up 'ere real quick
>building a replica of the BunkeroniiHaha, who would ever do that...
>>24046304WHo would have guess autistic faggots don't know how to have fun?
>>24046293kronii raped ina
>your oshi>the best fanart you have of her
>>24046300I feel like Ame's pussy sneaks into a lot of images. Does she have sex appeal or something?
Infinite bunkeronii incident
Bunkeronii inception? That would be dastardly but very time consuming.
>>24046219Reading the thread is like watching all the streams at once without the annoying voices in your head
>>24046175Mayhaps you should reconsider my dick in your ass when you start shitposting about others in the first place retard.
I miss keyboard-kun...
>>24046316that's not a rrat...
>>24046304I don't understand how they don't get that the surprises and pranks will be good content and aren't actually harmful or malevolent? How can people be so oblivious
>>24046339Post pics of your replica Anon
they should recreate the bunkeronii block for block at another location
>>24046302YT filters cursing in SC, doesn't it?
>>24046329How can you say you love her if you don't even have a time machine
Man that would actually be scary to discover if you didn't know about it
>>24046339Keep up the good work, anon.
>>24046336How do Nutters live with the fact that Risu has said cum and semen on stream?
>>24046293wheelchair
baby game
This has so much potential
>>24046318go gamma go
>>24046344IRyS i dont save fanart because i like seeing images of her infrequently so it always makes me happy when i get to see her
>>24046104one of Fauna's favorite short stories is pic related
>>24046344
Planning for Operation Tatami Galaxy is proceeding nicely.
>your oshi>post an image or her tummy WILL hort and she WILL cancel her stream
I hope they come up with something off-stream so it can really be a surprise.
>>24046336Why isn't it the soundpost version?
>>24046224Polka...
>>24046087>DeskkunThis was the same faggot that managed to become a moderator in Ame's plug.dj room and had a power trip soon afterwards
Minecraft ENers bow to gigastacy kronii
>>24046367unironically autism
>>24046318Everyone knows that's Ina anon
>>24046391nah, chat can't keep a fucking secret.
>>24046249what?you care that much about what people on this board think that you're harkening back to something that happened last year what does it matter anymore
>>24046293Real Ame inside Smol Ame mascot. (Still can't be disproven)
>>24046318No one has said that in like a year
So we like Fauna?
>>24046231Nope, we know the regulars, by the way he types he isn't from here, he also isn't on the Twitter group chat or the Discord, stop blaming infinity for everything we aren't THAT bad
>>24046376They'd have to build the autodoor
>>24046339The world may not understand you, EN server anon, but I do. I applaud your dedication.
>>24046154Japan's laws on this shit is baffling, CERO Z is allegedly an adult rating and you can have far nastier shit in manga/VNs and so forth but as soon as it's a mainstream video game it gets put under extreme scrutiny. Fucking weird.
>>24046304has been like this ever since the days of pekochan pumpkin pranknothing you can do about it
Lui is late but she's cute!and sleepycute
>>24046339ganbatte
>>24046367ESLs are retards
>>24046087WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS JOYLESS RETARDS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE HOLOLIVE FANS LET THESE GIRLS HAVE FUN FOR GOD'S SAKE
>>24046344GuraNothing will ever top this one for me.
>>24046336That'll do
>>24046416She got the vviddy round two yesterday and streamed today. No chance ya faggot.
>>24046339Godspeed, anon
>>24046253The bunkeronii is in no way an impressive building feat visually. She largely preferred the process of getting a fuckhuge amount of stone to build the bunkeronii in the first place. I remember during the early councilcraft days she’d audibly cringe whenever someone would use smelted stone as a throwaway block since she knows that cobblestone>stone>stone bricks is the process she had to sit through a ton of times when she was playing off stream.
>>24046417What the fuck is that name
Do you think Kronii already knows? I find it hard to believe she hasn't already.
>>24046318Why are chumbuds like this?
>>24045849Time flies. And wasn't her membership really delayed?
>>24046344FaunaI really like this one.
>>24046417This but unironically
>>24046296Think about all the potential kino that's been ruined because of that, god I hate youtube chat
goodFUCK SNITCHES
>>24046416pls it's already been too long since the last one..
ITS JUST LIKE ELDEN RINGAGAIN
>>24046219There's a reason why /hlgg/ has tried to demonize numbers, JWUposts, and recaps: There's a strange population of posters here who genuinely fear organization. Threadreaders have easier access to organizing since they're not distracted
IT'S JUST LIKE ELDEN RING
ELDEN RING MENTION
>>24046314she has a strong will, but she has an extremely helpless nature
>>24046416Ameogey
I fucking love these 3 so much. I love SNOT.
>Snitches are depriving us of SNOT kino
>>24046087"haha dude what if I singlehandedly ruined future content"
RATE THE STREAM
>>24046318Bae is streaming?
oh i accidentally opened holotools and it's fixed again?
>>24046439>you're harkening back to something that happened last year >what does it matter anymore
Rate the stream
Is it really okay for Gura to be fucking her trident at the top right of her load screen like that?
>They're going to chat and plot pranks for another hour off streamfucking autists ruining my anime girls hobby
>they knew about those shitters tattling to kronii so are going to do it offstreamSmart of them really, it's not really a prank if the entire fucking public knows about it already.
>>24046318Embarrassing.
>>24046552we use towatools here
>>24046347this particular image is based on this
>>24046344Its an insanely hard choice and even then this isn't the best. That's a lot of images to dig through.
>>24046509bigger
>>24046344RisuFresh one from today's thumbnail
>>24046344MioThis for some reason is one of my favorites
>>24046416but she doesn't even stream...
>>24046446>weI do
>>24046416
>>24046417Just checked his Facebook, it's an Indonesian guy in his 20s
le offstream gameplay
>>24046304That's not how yesmen works rumao
>>24046509Tits too small
>Next Minecraft stream, Kronii reveals that she has built her OWN network of secret tunnels for the use of watching these girls that thought they were secretly watching her
>>24046510remember to take a shower please
>>24046422Isn't Deskkun a common username for people due to the deskkun jokes? Might be a different person
Man, that was a blast.
>>24046202whats his channel ID?
>>24046476Just use Silktouch lul
>>24046332Ever since april fool's Gura pretty much became honorary Council
>>24046219it's easy to make up bullshit to watch streams and try to recap the details accurately actually takes time
>Hoarfrost stomp.ER brainrot...
>elden ring invented invisible enemy
>>24046558she's just dancing, don't make it weird anon
>>24046534Minecraft is a double edged sword because every cool idea that might involve more Holos is immediately spoiled by child fans, autistic child fans and autistic adult fans
images
>>24046510>JWU>demonizedThis isn't /jp/hlgg/, no one here tells faggots to do their archive reps.
>>24045519Even this thread doesn't care except for the schizosThat's why they get so incandescently pissed off whenever they think they've successfully established a solid beachhead and then shippers or unityposters come in and trample all over their 'canon'
>>24046367ESL zoomers
IMAGES
>>24046344OkayuNot the best but I really love this one
>>24046575That and the story about Gura making her wear Shion's model like a bodysuit in VRChat.
>>24046599Why are you doxxing random faggots in chat? Fuck off.
>Gura redirected to kroniiAmesame...
>>24046344gura cute
>>24046562People who tell on pranks are some of the biggest faggots in the fanbase
>>24046293
>>24046344InaToo many. Here's one of my favorites
>>24046657bye images!
>>24046367Autistic ESLs
>>24046344I can never choose just one
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>24046344Gurathis