/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

(Thine Verily)

>>2404248
You just mad that the le ebin le singing le sharke is styling on you

i hate globaltards so damn much it's unreal

>>2404248
No

Graduate them all except Ina. Done. Problems solved.

>>2404307
It's crazy how quickly they spread out from their containment thread.

>>2404248
Convince the powers that be to separate asian and western vtubers into different boards, problem solved.

>>2404248
/jp/tards seething

>>2404248
>I hate X because of fanbase
literally the worst type of fan

>>2404374
Ever heard of /trash/? yeah, they belong in there.

>>2404402
Globaltards are a special type of cancer though.

>>2404402
They enable such behaviour. Not to mention EN are twitch tier whores

>>2404392
The /jp/ threads were good before EN

>>2404423
/jp/ thread were good when no one is posting hololive. now it was ruin by hololive especially pekora nutsakis

>>2404423
>>2404418
>>2404413
You will never, ever be Japanese.
You will never have the respect of a national.
You will never have the social or linguistic comprehension of a Japanese born and raised citizen.
You will never be with a Japanese woman.

>>2404447
retard with the same shitty deflection

>>2404447
Ok but EN and globalfags are still AIDS

>>2404248
Look at this normalfag calling other people normalfags. I bet you didn't even watch Bernd das Brot. He's the OG, not that american ripoff piece of fruit.

>>2404307
>>2404365
global board
deal with it

I really hate when the subculture I'm apart of has more people who enjoy it because they don't enjoy it correctly like I do

>>2404463
Reminder that not only has Towa praised EN on multiple occasions, she also gave a personal greeting to Mori Calliope.

>>2404551
Reminder that Towa has met EN fags in a discord and certainly thinks they're all retards after it

>>2404551
towa is an angel and would never say anything negative out right especially about her fellow colleagues

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

>>2404248
>muh secret club
>normies reeee

I hope you're under 18 cause otherwise that's just sad

>>2404557
This is your oshi.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1380181310795177987

>>2404542
This but unironically

>>2404603
Even EN copypasta is bad. This is what you fags post in global? It's reddit shit...

not for cover

>>2404603

>>2404603
Based

>>2404603
We know all that pasta-kun, and we still don't want you faggots here.

>>2404248
Imagine the first japanese to english cover hololive song is actually from id branch, why is en branch so useless? can they do something special that other branch cant do?

I felt bad for id branch, they are full of talents but got shadowed with their label despite en branch being so talentless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Q3ygt88Yw

>>2404248
It's spelled normies. Lurk more until you know simple things like this, newfag.

>>2404423

>>2405233
You sound like the newfag retard here anon. OP is correct.
>>2405192
Mori works hard and puts out a lot of music content and Kiara at least tries to as well, but it is true everyone else is slacking.

>>2405192
>despite en branch being so talentless
I would not call Mori talentless.

>>2404920
>you must be 18 years old to post here

>>2404423
Fuck YES! Constant shitposting, tribasic in-fighting and baseless narrative posting was SO much better than actually talking about streams, amirite fellow /jp/bro?

>>2405317
>global talks about streams
Anon...

>>2405312
ENfags are all under 18 anon, literally all of you.

>>2405311
I would. She's a talentless hack.

>>2404248
>>2404413
>>2404423
>>2404463
>>2404557
>>2404624
>>2404705
>>2404920
Cope until you start bleeding again from your ruined anus. EOPs are good for business, and they're a business first and foremost. Go to bed every night sobbing that your oshi, despite you finally having a third grade level understanding of Japanese, ignored your chat just like they do in the flood of other actual JPs and lonely fucks like you who flaunt their superiority that they learned an entire other language to be ignored in. You will never be special to your oshi just because you poorly speak her language. You are a name and some letters in a chatbox and nothing more. It doesn't matter what language someone speaks there, because unless there's a red color behind their text, your oshi will not care. And even then they might not even acknowledge your existence. Eat shit and seethe.

>>2404248
ina is decent
she doesn't feel like a tryhard

>>2405566
You kiddies need yet another containment board because this one wasn't enough apparently.

>>2405588
Truth hurts, faggot

>>2404307
Fuck off to /jp/ then, faggot.
That's what /jp/ is for: containment for JSLs

>>2405311
off with their heads was her only decent release
everything else was overhyped garbage

>>2404248
Considering how successful it is, no. No, it wasn't.

>>2405566
Please don't ever frogpost here again.

>>2405566
>globalfags are frogposters
Oh no no no no

>complain about low numbers
>complain about popularity
What the fuck do holofags even want?

>>2404444
>Nutsakis
Nice try Globalcuck, everyone know that nobody use that term unless they are from global who coping because falseflagging numberfag Nousagi use pekora to shit on your EN whores number everyday

>>2405699
I want them to be popular with the right people

>>2405670
>Oh no no no no
>>>/v/

>>2404447
>>2404603
>>2405566
Holy based.

>complain that holo en is declining
>complain that holo en is becoming too popular
Make up your mind fags.

>>2404248
Nuke Mori and Ame and EN is good to go.

>>2406119
>nuke the 2 best members of EN
I don't think so, Anon.

>>2404248
yeah, I’m sick of it. I'm sick of all this "millions of subscribes English vtubers" bullshit that's going on in the chuuba market right now. Japanese vtubers deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself donated to a genuine vtuber from Japan over 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been watching their every stream for almost 2 years now. My vtubers mog full professors of philosophy with interesting things they have to say.
Japanese vtubers spend years practicing for a single stream and do their reps up to million times to produce the finest entertainment known to mankind.
Japanese chuubas are thrice as entertaining as English ones and thrice as funny for that matter too. Anything an EN can stream, a JP can stream better. I'm pretty sure a JP holo could easily mog EN thrice their sub count with a simple gaming stream.
Ever wonder why Gura never bothered collabing with a JP? That's right, she was too scared to be put next the disciplined JP-senpai and their superior Japanese entertainment. Even in the beginnings of /vt/, orangeposters targeted mainly JP holos because their audience captivation power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? JP holos are simply the best vtubers that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better numbers than they get. We don’t need those EOP meme spewing twitch thots to pollute our perfect vtuber word, unless they're asian and underdog like Ina.

>>2406711
what a blast from the past

>>2404248

>>2404307
same

>>2404423
Not a single JP thread is good right now

>>2405625
I am not even just talking about her music.

>>2407789
filtered

i agree, the train thread is missing

>>2404248
>Ree normies
>Vtubers are mainstream in Japan

Hipsters should be gassed

>>2404307
"we are inexperienced but our inexperience should be tolerated because we are numerous.
those who are experienced are losers for pursuing their interest" - said the newfags in a space dedicated to said interest

>>2408152
Always happens without fail. Can't do anything but watch history repeat as cancerous normalfags flood in

>>2409115
This is actually what happened to the jp threads. You could tell the same people that used to post there just started vanishing. The people who claim to be "oldfags" that refugee in global are newfags don't let them deceive you.

>>2404705
Daily that this is more common in semites and basically explains all semitic religion.

>>2408152
>>2409115
>>2409342
If there were no antis then people could just stick to their respective thread types and it wouldn't matter, you could avoid those whore english speaking vtubers all day

>>2404248
Japan has normalfags too, you know.

>>2404542
This but I also hate people who had enjoyed thing longer than I have as well.

>>2404542
>>2412669
I just hate everyone

>>2404423
The JP threads were "ok" before the China yab

>>2412193
Most of Japan is normalfags, our hobbies are of minuscule relevance to the average jap.

>>2404248
Always has been.

>>2411560
Antis aside my oshi's thread has been killed multiple times by EN retards who make a million threads about each of them

>>2413152
Empathy, away! Understandable.

>>2404307
We know /hlg/. What are you doing here to begin with then? Back to /jp/ with you.

>>2405328
Uh yeah it does, watch it when a streams going on, it's basically a better youtube chat here.

>>2405331
Under 18's have that much cash to give akas huh?

/jp/ is always right and has been for over 15 years

Butthurt Americans itt

>>2414864
lolno

>>2414905
this moot guy sounds like a faggot

>>2414905
Moot literally kneeled to any request /jp/ gave him if they were being raided or bothered (see: 4chan cup being banned across the entire site give or take 2 boards) because he didn't wanna deal with them.
You doubt /jp/'s influence they had over that limpwristed faggot and they were right to bitch moot out.

>>2404356
>keep the worst one
Okay retard

>>2414756
Because this is the v-tuber board, and we're here and going to talk about v-tubers other than the 5 you watch, newfags need to fuck off to their containment thread and stop shitting up the catalog

>>2405713
“NOOOOOOOO WYPIPO IN MUH PRECIOUS WAIFU’S SUPER CHAT!!!” -Benjamin Anderson, Caucasian American living in a Midwest America suburb

>>2415171

Not in the long run.

Completely and unironically yes. The average EOP is no better than a streetshitter. I love them, but they brought incalculable harm without doing anything wrong.

JP girls love EN
JP girls love oversea viewers
JP fans love EN and oversea viewers

>>2415034
How in the fuck is kiara not the worst one?
How bad was your head injury?

I love Ame!

>>2415240
This doesn't fit at all, I entered a board full of v-tuber discussion and discuss v-tubers while telling newfags to fuck off, like everyone on every board here does

>>2414962
>4chan cup
You mean the vidya football? Why would that bother them?

>>2404248
>>2409115
>>2408152
Don't you like it when they redefine the definition of vtuber?

>>2415375
Correct. Your oshi WILL eat Mike Tyson's ass and she WILL love it.

>>2415611
Because it's off-topic. As are the Holofightz, NASFAQ, Minecraft server, card game, pixelcanvas and /vtag/ threads and it really clogs up the catalog, along with retards making worthless troll threads, 5 /hlgg/ OPs every time and early threads for all the generals

>>2415635
Good thing that the vTuber doesn't have to be Japanese to qualify, unlike mangaka

>>2416380
Not necessarily, Peppe is an Italian mangaka

>>2404447
I dont want the respect of some fucking chinese pieces of fucking shit! I watch vtubers whenever i fucking want, I dont give a fuck about your EOPS or the fuckint Ratts, whatever the fuck you faggots are sperging about! FUCK YOU!

>>2415635
What is wrong with that though?

>>2416759
ywnbaj

>>2404248

>>2404248
Muh Sekret Club. Hipster Faggots. Grow up.

>>2415635
That's literally the both correct and the same definition we use though?

>>2416787
>>2421109
It excludes VTubers who aren't streamers while also including streamers who aren't VTubers.

>>2404248
Who cares. As long as they subsidize Best Girl.

>>2425089
Man, no one cares about the fucking semantics you autist

>>2417098
Shit review with Kiara

>>2404248
Unfortunately, yes. Because of EN the number of EN Indies skyrocketed, too.

>>2425219
>what's wrong with the definition
>no one cares about semantics
ogey

Nobody denies EN was a mistake

>>2432376
i'm gonna deny it and you can't stop me

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All Vtubers are just twitch thots behind a cute anime girl pdf. Go sort out your life you fat fucks.

>>2404248

none of the EN girls have any talent, they are insufferable. western woman are a mistake

>>2404248
HoloEN are good because they attract most of the EOP shits

>2404248
Every single JP girl loves Kiara to bits. Every single JP girl thinks that Gura is insanely cute, and wants to collab with her. Every single JP girl loves Ame to the point where they beg for collabs despite the language barrier. Every single JP girl loves Ina and her art, and treasure the fanart she makes. I'm 99% sure that every single JP girl has a shrine to Mori. Sage goes in every single field.

>>2435161
Every JP girl wants to fuck the reaper.

>>2404447
I might not ever be Japanese, but you will always be a gay cunt.

>>2435601
Wadiyatakinabeeout

>>2404447
based.

>>2404463
Most delectable seethe of the thread

>>2404248
Yes, it was. An EN Holo will appear in a political ad in 2024.

>>2404248
Its almost like cover is trying to run a business or something

>>2404542
Gatekeeping is good. You'll understand when a new batch of fans down the line inevitably dont enjoy vtubers the same way you do.

>>2439335
There's the business that steadily and healthily grows, and then there's the one that drains the local drinking water supply to make drinkable poison.

>>2413152
>goes harder on the white guys cus he subconsciously fears the black men actually beating the shit out of him
/rrat

>>2439442
Most inexperienced businesses cant immediately tell which is which and pursue any growth possible.

>>2404248
flooding in? If anything normies are flooding out. EN management is killing EN, its dying on the vine because they won't allow them to do any but the smallest collabs outside even their generation.

EN wasn't a mistake, Enma was.

>>2440261
Enmas job is to somehow prevent Kiara and Mori from making career ending yabs. She has the hardest job on the planet cut her some slack

>>2404248
Western Vtubers as a whole was a huge mistake