/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>burped on stream
Guess I’ll have to watch her now

>>238209
what is that copypasta in the background?

>>238368
Cringe fanfiction.

>>238209
She is literally a hololive reject. And Hololive hired fucking Nene, so it is not like the bar is high.
That should tell you a lot about her capabilities as an entertainer. I predict less than a 1k views in 2 weeks

Damn she really has nothing outside of boob and sex jokes

Live right now if you wanna check out
https://www.twitch.tv/hajime

>EH?
>E-E-E-E-EH-EH-EH?
disgusting

>>238567
I like her voice, desu.

I still don't understand what her motivation was to do this.

Like, Zen is a troll, Nyanners is.....Nyanners, Mel is an exhibitionist, Silver is extroverted, Mouse retreats from real life to the internet, Froot was already part of the internet. Syd is an autistic cringefest and always has been, and mostly seems to do what she does for her own sake. She's not really an entertainer.

>>238633
>motivation
money

>>238607
Syd's funny when she has a script. Vtubing requires improv skills that she doesn't seem to possess.

>>238432
Well she's married, did she really think she would get into Hololive

>>238667
I mean for all we know the older Hololivers may well be married. I wouldn't care if my wife was the queen of simpland if she raked in that much cash.

I'm watching the stream and it's becoming a chore to keep watching, she's so cringy and boring. She's not a good entertainer, stale boob jokes get old very fast.

she is biggest disappointment of the year. honestly I feel bad for her.

>>238690
I seriously doubt the entire hololive cast is single or virgins. Cover just wants you to think they're seiso lesbian idols.

>>238432
Nene is unironically funny and cute. Unlike Hime.

>>238754
Syd IRL has a nice rack, if that counts for anything.

>>238775
Pics or it didn’t happen

>>238745
Well anyone who isn't an idiot knows they can't all lesbian. Frankly the fact they ALL seem required to pretend they are kind of ruins it because that makes it blatantly obvious it's all an act. Not that anyone but me seems to care.

>>238651
I don't believe she actually enjoys weeb shit. Normally you don't need a script if you actually have genuine interest in what's being discussed. I heard she was in a different podcast at one point but all her videos seem to be scripted and sponsored by whatever she's acting like she enjoys. Yeah I'm sure all the idiots advertising raid shadow legends totally enjoys raid and just games in general really yeah you can tell because they advertised and talked about raid shadow legends and seemed to know a lot about the game.

>streams to an english-only audience
>constantly speaks basic bitch japanese whenever she doesn't know what to say

>>238810

>>238860
I find it hard to believe she's not a weeb if she married King Weeb and moved with him to fucking Japan.

>>238888
Eh, Mori's are bigger

>>238910
Size and quality are not mutually exclusive, anon.

>>238633
Is Zen any fun to watch? I've always ignored the streams because of the text to speech.

>>238902
trailer trash is whatever you mold it to be

>>238835
As a Gura follower, she doesn't strike me as lesbian at all, there are jokes sometimes but they are from chat.

>people already baiting her about her past work with Otaku vs.

>>238947
Kinda? I hate the tts though so I haven't bothered of late. It's such an obvious cop-out anyway, the dude can't even be assed to use a voice changer to hide behind.

Frankly I wish Zen and Syd had never joined. Froot was the only good addition to the crew.

>>238699
>>238728
Yeah, this is just painful. I hope she realizes this too.

she's just kinda there... I don't know, does she not have a plan for the stream?

>>238951
Or Ame. They're just good friends playing it up for akaspas.

>>239019
she reads donations and chat
free money
twitch

>>239003
Zen is a guy? is there legit prove to this or is this a meme

>>239061
>in a group of women
>tts
>when in group activities with the girls, they sperg out

>>239061
Zen is a guy yes. His girlfriend voices her sometimes but you can always tell she doesn't know much about the community, but when the male voice talks in the background he seems to get every single reference.
It's obvious

watched since OP opened this thread and frankly speaking.... I want my time back...

Just tuned in to watch for a minute. Her model looks retarded and shes doing the plebian ara ara shit.

>>238209
Is Hime living proof that literally anyone can be a vtuber and rake in thousands of viewers?

Better than hololive at least

>>239019
Plan was probably like:
>talk about ban
>"umm... boobies?"

>>239114
its probably his sister that he conned into doing it somehow

This makes me appreciate how good the Holos are at zatsudan.

So much awkward silence while she spends 5-10s trying to pick out a comment from chat.

>>239114
is there a specific video I need to watch? I don't follow her much

>>239148
>literally anyone

>vshojo
>nepotism
>woman
>youtuber
>wife of other notable anime youtuber

>>239148
She hasn't even had a stream yet

>>239148
Literally anyone WITH CONTACTS can become a sucxesful chuuba

>Her model is shit, literally great value Coco
>0 capabilities as an entertainer
>annoying voice

But

>is friends wuth Mel

Boom. Welcome to Vshojo

>>239148
At this rate I don't think she'll be raking in much of anything unless her pre-existing fans are really this fucking desperate to watch her do....nothing.

I'm not really interested in hime personally, but almost all streamers are uncomfortable and cringy when they start, you pretty much can count on a one to two month acclimation period before it's really possible to get an accurate picture

>>239177
case in point, it seems like you forgot gura's first several weeks

Ok I'm done. This Ara Ara shit has become insufferable.

>>239204
You mean like how having hololive in your name makes up for being shit?

She would be a million times better if she used her anime girl voice all the time.

>>239236
yeah but Gura was cute and interesting, Hime is like my blond neighbor that gets into arguments with her bf on their lawn on occasion and now she's a vtuber.

>>239240
>Is that what you want you dirty perverts?!

>>239302
>>239177
I feel like most hololive fans have forgotten that the vast majority of Hololivers have been either forgotten or were never popular to begin with because they've oversaturated their own market and watered it down as they've gone. Hololive is the Subway of streaming.

>>239302
We are talking about how she got accepted through sheer nepotism, retard.
What you said males no fucking sense. Also using Hololive as an insult implies I give a shit about it .

Tl;dr kill yourself, faggot

>doesnt want to try to be cute
>going for the edgy/contrarian personality like Mori
>comes off as crass and no effort

i give her a month till shes dropped. its clear this isnt her passion or main focus when she already has a youtube channel and following.

Wtf why is Suisei mogging Rosalina?

>>239352
Gura has the loli quirk that grants her a steady supply of money no matter what she does.

>won't play video games on stream
Then what the fuck is her content going to be?
If she thinks this is what a normal stream should be like, she's going to go down as the most boring vtuber of all time.

>>239148
>check out debut - dissapointment/disaster
>check out current stream if she was just nervous, probably is still - dissapointment, offers nothing but boobs
Those numbers will drop

>>239384
She's getting more money from simps thanyou think out of this.
She'll put up with it and the encouragement of her peers will keep her onboard until she inevitably gets the whole team in to shit because they all lack a moral compass.

>>239372
>Wattered down
Butch the worst performing hologirl still gets 1k views.
That's fucking insane for a regular indie, a dream for most.
Meanwhile their top streamers still rake in 40k live viewers per stream, and over 100k on special days.
Hell, fucking Nene got over 110k views the other day

>not gonna stream, streams will mostly be interacting with chat

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho

The pure autism emanating from this woman is nauseating. It's like if you just plucked someone from /jp/ and shoved them in front of a camera without any warning.

The people saying she's going to fail as a vtuber underestimate Twitch simps. Hundreds of girls stream every day and get thousands of dollars being far more boring than this.

>>238209
Twitch buffers endlessly for me, but tht just makes it funnier since everyone is shitting on her as the stream stutters furiously and she sounds flustered because of it.

>>239396
During her debut, she wanted to do drinking streams. I'm not really willing to drink at 2AM for her, even if she's friends with Mousey.

>>239474
*not gonna stream games

Sorry I’m retarded

>>239478
that would be Kiara

>>239504
She's going to cheat on her husband or her husband is going to cheat on her.
This will effect the group and this is an inevitability.

You know this stream really makes me appreciate how great Cover was at selecting their talents for holoEN

>>239352
the point was that she wasn't good at zatsu for a long time either, like almost all vtubers. And I said the same thing in those threads about her at the time as I did here >>239236

>>239564
And look at her now. She has a loyal legion that throw money and views at her every stream. I have a feeling Hime will go down a similar route: Shit now, successful later.

>>238326
>going to censor her burps
So much for that, anon
You’re free

>>239600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwPuvV3QeQc
This is your Hime

>>239576
Willing to wager $100 she's gonna fuck Connor if she hasn't already.

>>238326
>cencored burps
Anon...

>>239679
why are you showing me this

>>239591
Your just blind. Can't see past Yagoo's cock down your throat.

>>239591
Just pulled them out of vans and wrestling rings

is this.... it? just an entire stream of silently reading questions to herself and just reaction to it? occasionally wiggling around for asset jiggle?

>>239784
She just said Haachamachama, see she's trying.

gives me flashbacks to white girls in my undergraduate college anime club just randomly tossing in japanese words into speech

......I'm gonna go back to watching one of Froot's drawing streams.

>"Haachama-chama!"

>>239907
>undergraduate anime club
This is why we invented trigger warnings. You can't just throw words around like that anon, they're dangerous.

>>239907
It's what Japs do with random english words yet you eat it up. Double standard.

>>240007
>Japan
>gets nuked twice
>occupied by america
>english influences gets shoved in

It really isn't double standards.

>>240007
i only watch spongebob, anon

this is probably the first time i've seen the character design actually be the biggest debuff to a vtuber. solid voice, good enunciation and is easy to understand. has good energy.

but is just a voice attached to a pair of tits.

>>240075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLZz02Uwtt0

>>240117
should have stayed 3D

Appropriate first emote.

>>239679
>>240117
So she was always annoying and boring as shit, good to know.

>>240199
Do you like Gigguk?

WEST BAD
EAST GOOD

>>240227
>Gigguk
that's the noise i made when i saw the model right before puking

I can almost guarantee most of you fags would love Hime if she was in hololive instead of vshojo

>>240117
ironic weebs were a mistake

So her IRL self is already e-famous, wont stream games of any kind, and barely adheres to any sort of character. Why is she a vTuber .

>>240246
Isn't she basically that one bitch? Choco-sensei or w/e?

>>240246
>implying I like Hololive

>>240297
see >>238644

>>240227
Not really no. I stopped watching him years ago.

>>240297
cultural appropriation
it's why Pokimane, Pewdiepie, that Connor guy, and basically every other white eceleb is getting a vtuber model so they can hope on the bandwagon, spew a couple of japanese words, and rake in donos

>>240297
Because no hololive was e-famous before?

>>240375
Not as a human flesh personality, no.
You could argue Korone had a bit of a following on her NND days, but nothing significant

>>240375
>hololive

>>240299
Does Choco speak about boobs all the time?

>>238209
Shes comfy

like actually, she doesnt really act like a whore

>I'll be away for a week starting Sunday
red flag

>>240432
Think so

>>240466
She's getting a new model made or edits done to this one

>>240466
I hope to fuck she doesn't come back.

>>240466
Good. Hopefully it is a loooong week

>>240513
>5k viewers
Yeah I don't think so. Keep seething though.

why am I watching this

>>240554
Because it's good.

>>240549
>only 5k views on second stream
Yikes.
>Even Holo ID debuted to 60k viewers.
It's over

>>240554
you too enjoy watching metaphorical train wrecks

>>240554
because it actually has potential if it weren't for her avatar being 40% tits

>>240549
>>5k viewers
calm down, anon, it's basically a re-debut stream after a short ban, of course people are gonna show. let's check numbers a week from now- oh wait

>>240589
>hololive
>>240407

>>240297
Jealousy. Gigguk fell into the rabbit hole, she follows him there.

>>240246
Considering she failed the auditions, she was never going to be a Holo in the first place, so your point is moot

>>240616
Yes. There will be no more Hololive auditions ever again.

>>240549
>debut stream 18k at first, dropped to 12k
>second stream 5-6k

>>240616
>Joey dared both Syd and another person to audition as a joke with MilkyQueen on tow.
>only one of them gets hired and it's not Sydney.
HOLY KEK.

>>240650
Admitting to auditioning for Hololive automatically gets you blacklisted from joining.

I think the same goes for Nijisanji.

>>240656
Following the 80-20 rule of diminishing returns, she will stabilize at around 1200-1500 constant viewers per stream, which is a solid (but not up to her peers) number

>>240731
>>240117
>>239679
She got fat and bloated, she used to be a 10/10 gringa, what happened?

>>239679
the cringe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>240787
Joey and Gigguk happened. They're in a contest to see who between Aki and Sydney can become a landwhale faster.

>>240666
okay, stop rubbing it in, Mori.

>>240832

>>240877
I hate you Architect, forever and always.

>>240666
which other person? I'm not aware of this

>>240914
you'll piece it together.
>With Milkyqueen on tow.
It's really not hard.

>>240832

>It's finally over

Rate the stream

>>241303
funny part is she still doesn't know how to host and the viewership is wasted

>>241309
tits debuff, otherwise 6.5/10

why banned

>>241309
8/10

>>240939
Huh. I thought she auditioned as a secret. That's what she said iirc.

>>241303
5/10

Honestly, she should really just paint over that boob window. Noel's already shown that sometimes sweater puppies can be superior to raw exposure.

>>241309
Meh/10

>>241309
I think she did better than the first stream. A lot quieter and more composed though she does need to learn how to actually do something on stream rather than just answer questions from chat. I can understand that for a second stream though because she's still getting herself established with the fans and they want to ask questions but she really needs to do something on camera eventually.

However this week off after being banned for 4 days and after a pushed back almost 2 month debut? Jesus. Why did she even bother debuting if she was going to take a week off a week later?

>>238209
Nooooo, How an I stuppose to jerk of now?

fuck twitch

>>242742
She's probably just doing it to annoy her fiancée.

>>238432
You shut your whore mouth about Nene.

>>243043
I loved when someone asked her who she would like to collab with that isn't a vtuber. She totally dodged the question.

>>239302
>>239372
ENTER NIJISANJI

>>242742
The assumption is to get a redesign so she doesn’t have to do the Bible thing or whatever else she’s doing

>>241309
I miss the booba/10

>>238667
Aki...

>>240246
Haha no, she's everything I was dreading HoloEN would be before they debuted

>>240336
pewdiepie and connor speak japanese

Yeah, okay. I gave her a chance. I'm not a fan.

>>238209
Hime was never going to be good.
Give up on her already.

>>239576
>Garnt
>cheating ever
That guy is beta as fuck and i am surprised how he even got girlfriend in a first place.

>>240336
>that Connor guy
Anon, that was just one time joke. He isn't trying to really do that.

>>254071
I bet he doesn't get it.

>>239711
Dude, I'd fuck Connor, at least set the bar a little lower.

>>239679
Typical w*man

At least she isnt much of a whore desu

>>238633
Pretty sure it was a shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLZz02Uwtt0

>>244433
Not sure I buy that. Even if they have Froot design it and rig it as quick as possible I don't think they do that in a week. This is still operating on the assumption that her booba was what got the ban and not that she promoted booze drinking on stream.

>>246733
>speaking the language means you're not appropriating the culture