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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous thread: >>23908665

>> No.23925027
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MY gura

>> No.23925060
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.23925066

>>23925027
All my

>> No.23925074
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Clearly, that's Gawr's Gura.

>> No.23925081

chumbuds i can't check my order status on amiami for the Groove Coaster × Hololive Production Wireless Earphones: Gawr Gura because the 2hufags are DDoSing the site to oblivion

>> No.23925114
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.23925130
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>>23925074
>>23925027
oops

>> No.23925136

>>23924991
DEFAULT GURA!!

>> No.23925138

Hug your mother.

>> No.23925179
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I will treasure my beloved Gura forever.

>> No.23925329

Child... T u T

>> No.23925381

gura... what is your daily schedule like...

>> No.23925421
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ginglinko globbers

>> No.23925429

https://twitter.com/neneko0814/status/1523244326591283200
Tiny goomba

>> No.23925479

None of your goddamn business

>> No.23925490

>>23925381
She told us a couple days ago.

>> No.23925501

>>23925381
She never leaves our bed

>> No.23925549
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>>23925421

>> No.23925552

>>23925490
what in the gorn collab? time stamp?

>> No.23925590

>>23925549
meant for >>23925429

>> No.23925642

>>23925590
faggot

>> No.23925674

>>23925642
retard

>> No.23925731

Please give me a members stream soon.

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>> No.23926478

>>23924991
So she came back because she had a paid add stream she could not flake on and is now back at doing whatever is taking so long
Shame she so cute so il forgive her always but she deserves some correction

>> No.23926760
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took me longer than it should have but I finally got my hotel booked for the convention I can't wait to see her there

>> No.23926940

>>23926044
I can't believe she got away with this

>> No.23926946

>>23926760
lol mud blood.

>> No.23927075
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>>23926946
oh nyo

>> No.23927087
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>>23926478

>> No.23927092

>>23925027
Happy to see they are getting along

>> No.23927100

>>23926946
eat slugs

>> No.23927245

what would you guys do if gura was real and she was coming to your house very quickly and she could not be stopped

>> No.23927299

>>23927245
take my pants off

>> No.23927335

>>23927245
Lube up my anus, because I know damn well she won't.

>> No.23927405

>>23927245
Hugs, headpats and mating press

>> No.23927457

>>23927245
put pool noodles on all the sharp edges in my house and put plastic plugs in all the outlets.

>> No.23927546

>>23927245
Give her pizza and ask her to leave cause my gf will kill.

>> No.23927554

>>23927457
Don't forget to lock the cabinets under the sink

>> No.23927588

>>23927245
i'll hope she accepts my fairlife brand ultra-filtered milk, which despite being sourced from normal dairy cows is in fact lactose-free

>> No.23927625

Will she ever finish DMC4? Can we rally for it?

>> No.23927662
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this girl is so fucking cute bros

>> No.23927685

>>23927245
I remember this post >>16741668
Why can't I remember useful things

>> No.23927704

>>23927588
lactose is not what makes dairy dairy so I wouldn't count on that if I were you

>> No.23927710

>>23927685
what does that post say

>> No.23927762

>>23927710
>what if gura was real and was running towards your house really quickly and cannot be stopped

>> No.23927869

>>23927710
damn how new?

>> No.23927890

>says she wants to play Minecraft, Half Life, do a chatting stream, Taiko, Dance of Fire and Ice, etc
>no delivery and take a cheeky day off after sponsor stream
at this point I'm not even mad, just severely disappointed.

>> No.23927923

>>23927704
when she sees how shiny it is after it emerges from my steam wand she will change her tune

>> No.23927978

What happened to senzawa?

>> No.23928125
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>>23927890
retard

>> No.23928169

what do you think she's thinking about right now

>> No.23928175 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.23928185

>>23928169
me

>> No.23928210

>>23928169
Food

>> No.23928222

>>23928169
food

>> No.23928234

>>23928169
Playing clubhouse 51 with her Mum

>> No.23928250
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>>23928125
why red gura kiss blue gura ??

>> No.23928270

>>23928250
because its hot

>> No.23928280

>>23928169
Watching Kronii vods

>> No.23928355

>>23928250
they're gay

>> No.23928368
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>>23928270
hmm ok

>> No.23928509
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I really really really really really love Gura

>> No.23928657

>>23927978
Wdym? She's still here, erratic streams with no schedule.

>> No.23928732

gura is thinking about how sad it is that the guy who played Robby Rotten is dead from cancer

>> No.23928792
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>>23928792
oyasame

>> No.23928902

right this second gura is trying to remember how that hardware store song that weird al made went

>> No.23928988

>>23928902
no she's not

>> No.23929047

>>23928988
She's trying to hum it right now, next to me in bed

>> No.23929087

>>23927245
Pop some Viagra and prepare a bunch of Home Alone style traps. She will endure the gauntlet of traps because of her masochism, but her cunny will be begging to be penetrated at that point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0kaU23KUiY

>> No.23929099

>>23929047
she's basically a zoomer she would just look it up

>> No.23929279

>>23927625
She does everything on a whim so it's doubtful. She hasn't return to games she put a lot of time into and could beat with another 1~2 more hours of playing and clearly she doesn't play stuff her viewers watch a ton of or she'd be playing more Minecraft and horror games. Also, most of the unfinished games she doesn't return to are ones where she didn't get a proper nights sleep to be ready to do.

Here's the impromptu list of thing she hasn't completed: Maneater (doubtful she'll return to), TABS, Dark Deception (stuck at clown level), Amnesia: Rebrith (1~2 hours left), Among the Sleep (1~2 hours left), Ring Fit (doubtful she'll return to), Read Dead Redemption 2 (I think a little under halfway through Chapter 2 of it), Visage, Skyrim (doubtful she'll return to), A Hat in time (mostly playing around and doubtful she'll return to), Papers, Please (I think somewhere around day 20 and doubtful she'll return to), Terraria (I think she only beat 2 bosses), Super Metroid (1~2 hours left to beat, 2 bosses Ridley and Mother Brain are left), Monster Hunter Rise (mostly playing around, doubtful she'll return to), [We Were Here Too, River City Girls and Cuphead] (doubtful to be completed because of Mori collab), Subnautica: Below Zero, Super Mario 3D World & Bowser's Fury, One Hand Clapping (had 30 minutes left around the time she played the game last, might have added more new stuff), Dead Space 3 collab with Ina, Grime (playing around, doubtful she'll return to it), Here Comes Niko (playing around, doubtful she'll return to it), West of Loathing, DMC4 ( I think 6 levels left so maybe 3 more hours to beat), Metroid Dread, Pokemon: Brilliant Diamond (doubtful she'll return), GTAV (stupid music issue, doubtful she'll return), Minecraft: One Block Challenge, There is NO Game (1~2 hours left to beat), Apotheon (buggy, doubtful she'll return to it), Superhot (about 1 hour left to beat if she gets stuck on the last level), Bully (Cover being dumb with China, doubtful she'll return to), Last Labyrinth (dumb shark defeated by animal Shogi got 2nd bad ending instead of good one), Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem (1~2 hours left: only 2 more levels to beat), Escape Room Simulator (Only beat 2 whole level sets, I think there are 3 others left), PowerWash Simulator (I think she only completed 4~5 of the levels, I think there is currently 35 in total at the moment), Elden Ring (doubtful she'll return to), Project Wingman (I think she beat 3 or 4 levels out of 21 total for campaign, doubtful she'll return to), Gorn (playing around, doubtful she'll return to).

Minor things she could do:
Smol Ame (completed it before they did the Reflect level update), Mother Simulator (unlocked last level but didn't actually beat last level), Kirby and the Forgotten Kingdom (beat game but didn't beat the final coliseum boss, doubtful she'd go for 100% completion).

>> No.23929296
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Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

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That's a whole lotta text.
Shame I ain't gonna read it.

>> No.23929334

>>23929296
yeah, my wife

>> No.23929376

>>23929279
Kill yourself.

>> No.23929402
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>>23929309
Holy mother of based

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>> No.23929436

>>23929279
the one thing you need most is to be strapped to an electroconvulsive therapy table and then fried until you're a drooling vegetable or (better still) dead

>> No.23929453

I want more gura babytalk she did more of it during blue archive but it's not enough never enough

>> No.23929491
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>>23929296
Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN vs GOMBUS who would win

>> No.23929539
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>>23929491
there is another way

>> No.23929626

Schedule today or nothing before Wednesday.
It will be of these

>> No.23929627

how would gura react if a close friend said something really mean to her with the intention of hurting her feelings what would gura do

>> No.23929683

>>23929627
cry

>> No.23929703
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chumbuds? is this what you like?

>> No.23929746

>>23929627
Disembowel them on the spot without hesitation or remorse

>> No.23929814

>>23929626
No it won't

>> No.23929886

>>23929627
Frustrated sigh and leave.

>> No.23930029

>>23929627
She deserves it.

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>>23929279

>> No.23930285
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>>23929279

>> No.23930326
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>> No.23930328

>>23929309
Fuck year

>> No.23930372
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>>23929279

>> No.23930392

>>23930326
I bet her tail tastes like blue raspberry

>> No.23930453

>>23928169
Euro penis

>> No.23930497
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>> No.23930523

>>23930453
mine

>> No.23930574

>>23929703
UOOOOOOHHHH

>> No.23930597

I think I have fallen in love for the first time and I think it's with Gura.
I'm 31. There's really no help for me.

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>>23930326
we've been getting more iname art recently for some reason. im not complaining

>> No.23930784

i wish gura would just fart and get her nightmare over with

>> No.23930887

>>23930597
>There's really no help for me.
You're right, since she's married to me already.

>> No.23930923

>>23930326
The only reason her tongue isn't bleeding is because she is made of void or dark matter. Do not lick the tail, Chumbuds. Or only do so in the right direction

>> No.23930941

>>23930784
I thought her nightmare was burp?

>> No.23930958

>>23930923
She's a shapeshifter, if she hurts you it's because she wants to

>> No.23930985

>>23930941
She has many nightmare scenarios.

>> No.23930994

>>23930784
>>23930941
She has done both and more on stream, I think the burp thing is just her messing with us.

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I miss her mentions of taking baths...

>> No.23931008

>>23930994
no she hasn't, it would be clipped a thousand times over

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>> No.23931022

>>23930887
I won't go down without a fight!

>> No.23931062

>>23930597
Now it’s time to reflect that you fall in love with some cartoon shark on YouTube.

>> No.23931175

>>23930941
>>23930784
Any dream analysts know what it means?

>> No.23931266
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>>23925381

>> No.23931277

>>23931175
It means Gura is scared of farting or burping on stream.

>> No.23931291
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>>23925381
With me!

>> No.23931326

>>23931277
No no these things have deeper meanings!

>> No.23931469

>>23927245
Intercept her and lock her in my garage and let her out after my fiance goes to work. Apply correction for trying to break into my house.

>> No.23931501

>>23931266
What no Gura does to a mf

>> No.23931512

>>23929703
Small T u T

>> No.23931568
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https://files.catbox.moe/j7bc0l.webm

>> No.23931590

>>23931568
very cute

>> No.23931602

>>23931568
diabeetus

>> No.23931680
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>>23931568
You sick fuck.

>> No.23931693

>>23931568
>Not Gura and Gawr

Close but cute still.

>> No.23931723

she's a demon

>> No.23931725

>>23924991
https://youtu.be/AfPWVis72d8?t=42

GURA'S REAL VOICE! GURA'S CUTE DORKY REAL VOICE! UUWOOOOOOO

>> No.23931744

>>23931725
retard

>> No.23931756

>>23931725
kys

>> No.23931764

>>23931693
That is Gura and Gawr. The lighting makes it a little hard to tell if you're retarded I guess

>> No.23931812

>>23931175
She's /here/.

Mori's entire fandom get relabeled to deadbraps and every variation of.
Watson's hic is kind of like a cute burp, and it's one of the cornerstones of her identity.
She doesn't want the same fate to befall her, simple as.

>> No.23931861

when did you stop masturbating to Gura?

>> No.23931922

>>23931861
About 2 days before the members stream where she announced her break.
Started again immediately after her Gorn stream.

>> No.23931926
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I can't wait to see her tomorrow I hope

>> No.23931940

>>23931861
About 40 minutes ago.

>> No.23931979

>>23931926
>Monday

Normally I'd say there's no chance in hell, but since she had an unusual week it's probably 50% now.

>> No.23932005

>>23931812
Holy shit, do you even watch gura? Gura is all about feet, piss and smell. That's gura in a nutshell for you.

>> No.23932014

>>23931861
November 26 2021.
I don't know, I just kind of stopped, been a while since I was last here even.

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>> No.23932055

>>23932005
And she's fine with those things you stupid nigger. Those aren't burps and farts for fuck's sake. This bitch drinks shower water and has mold in her room, and we have sex every day, I know how dirty she is, you bitch.

>> No.23932181

I stopped fapping to Gura because I'm married to her and I can have sex anytime I want

>> No.23932200
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>>23932055
You wish you were me.

>> No.23932210

>>23928169
yeah, me

>> No.23932239

>all these posters pretending to be me again

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Gurass

>> No.23932365

>>23932239
Shut up me

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imagine Gura's handcam

>> No.23932542

Sorry I'm late to the thread guys, I was downright rawdogging Gura like a beast in heat. What'd I miss?

>> No.23932607

>>23932542
Deez nuts huhaha

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>>23931979
what are you even talking about? she almost always start schedules with a monday stream now. I swear the people trying to say she take a certain day off have worse pattern recognition than her

>> No.23932622

>>23932542
You missed a Gura member stream

>> No.23932632

I'm a schedule template anti

>> No.23932656

>>23932522
My dick would fall off from me jerking it so hard

>> No.23932840
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Imagine Gura

>> No.23933002

>>23932522
Won't happen. She'll keep making excuses

>> No.23933028

Maybe im reading too much into things but I hope she's not dealing with some sort of depressive episode right now. The stress from whatever stage of the move she's on, the few comments during the gorn stream, and her trying to hype herself up just to chat some has me a little worried. I just want her to be okay

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>>23933028
She's already taken her anger out on freakishly proportioned ape-men, don't worry.

>> No.23933078

>>23933061
>pic
Yeah, me.

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At this moment, Gura was actually touching her little cunny

>> No.23933125

>>23933028
I don't think it's just her, both Ame and Ina also sound like they're under a lot of stress and that's coming off of Mumei almost losing it last week, Sana still recovering and Kronii getting the coof

Rough time all around. I think these girls could use a win.

>> No.23933155

>>23933125
I volunteer to act as holoENs plaything until morale improves.

>> No.23933165

>>23933125
Not to mention IRyS and the mood stabilizers she started taking recently.

>> No.23933171

>>23933028
She is just a bit stressed out and nervous after a long break. Remember apotheon and super hot? The situation was far worse compare to now.

>> No.23933177

>>23933094
Imagine how many times she's touched it in her lifetime. It's always right there.

>> No.23933197

>>23933177
I have to stop imagining or my dick will explode

>> No.23933207

>>23933177
I wish I am Gura... I can touch gura's cunny anytime I want...

>> No.23933290

So I read in an earlier thread that Gura's chat problem in MC is an easy fix. Was this from the Ina stream, who figured it out and what is the fix?

>> No.23933333

>>23933290
Yeah, Ina had the same problem when Mumei was trying to chat with her and fixed it in under 5 minutes.

>> No.23933368

>>23933333
Do we know what the fix was?

>> No.23933449

>>23933368
I don't

>> No.23933456

>>23933290
gura has the go into the settings and figure out how to fix it, I don't think you understand how terrible that is for her. not being sarcastic. she has the brain problems

>> No.23933466

>>23933368
Yeah, I think Ina mentioned it's an Xbox Live privacy setting that blocks voice and text chat. Bunch of geniuses over at Microsoft for making that the default when it would directly impact all Minecraft players who use private servers

>> No.23933689

Gura usually lacks the motivation to fix things

>> No.23933947

>>23932522
Gura would nervously drop everything she had prepared and ruin any fun plan she had for the stream.
And it would be so cute.

>> No.23934219

>>23933689
She's just like me!

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>> No.23934518

Suddenly I can't stop thinking about Gura's high-pitched screams and now I'm stuck with a permanent erection
please help

>> No.23934521

>>23931725
Her real voice is so beautiful. She needs to use it more

>> No.23934633

>>23934518
Welcome to the perma state of T u T

>> No.23934651

https://files.catbox.moe/pcnfjb.jpg

>> No.23934677

>>23934651
Child... T u T

>> No.23934719

>Real voice
She's been doing it for a long time, I don't get it.

>> No.23934925

>>23934521
retard

>> No.23935153

>>23934651
Is she giving her own tail a footjob? Sugoi.

>> No.23935214

>>23934651
Uoh

>> No.23935296

>>23931725
we need more of gura's real voice

>> No.23935323

>>23935296
retard

>> No.23935333

>>23928169
LOW BATTERYY, PLEASE CHARGE MEEE

>> No.23935412

>>23928169
Weird Gura dreams.

>> No.23935523
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Gura Cute.

>> No.23935660

I'll be at work the next time she streams, but I'll at least be at the luxury of being able to listen to her while I work.

>> No.23935996

>>23935523
I'm not sure I believe it

>> No.23936127 [SPOILER] 
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Gura's first time on land coloralozed.

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>>23936127
Needs less clothing.

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>>23936127
Gura was a fully grown shark loli when she arrived on land, she was also naked.
This is more accurate.

>> No.23936379

>>23933125
>Mumei almost losing it last week,
QRD?

>> No.23936419
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23936419

>>23935996
BELIEVE IT

>> No.23936440

>>23936354
That is according to Gura's memory if you can tell in that photo she is no older than one, and does not remember it.

>> No.23936554

>>23936354
Gura was a BABY when she arrived on land and she remains a BABY

>> No.23936652
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>>23934651

>> No.23936713

>>23936554
I can confirm. I just got done changing her diaper, and giving her a bottle of chocolate milk.

>> No.23936872

>returns for 2 days
>takes a break
Man..

>> No.23936970

>>23936872
How are you faggots not used to the way Gura does things yet? Get used to it or find a new oshi.

>> No.23937019

>>23936970
She's literally getting worse. And no one can find a new oshi you faggot it doesn't work this way and I could not give less of a shit if people vocalising dislike bothers you

>> No.23937261

>>23937019
I recall it being similar last time she got sick. She just did not do the members only stream this time.

>> No.23937310

>>23934651
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.23937361

>>23937019
>worse
as people have said this is better than most of her returns, she always arrives rusty after a long break

>> No.23937894

>>23937019
This is one of her better returns at least, it's not as good as the valentines time since that was an immediate lovebomb from the direct watchalong and the asmr but it's not as bad as jump king, one hand clapping(?), or the 3 concernfag prime streams starting from there is no game to superhot. This return has some pretty fun streams but she feels kinda off or distant which is regular for her. Overall, I'd rate this return a 7/10, pretty good but somewhat lacking.

>> No.23937903

>>23936872
not to mention that both streams were extremely short, had very little chat interaction and one of them was a freaking shill stream for crying out loud
its just frustrating and disappointing

>> No.23937958

We are rating returns now? LOL The absolute state...

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Gouda morning

>> No.23938003
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>>23937958
better than peddling schizo rrats at least

>> No.23938049

>>23937903
Do you even watch the streams? That gorn stream was really good.

>> No.23938060
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Why can't Gura be like this? Is this SO hard???

>> No.23938085

>>23938060
>vor minuten

>> No.23938119

>>23938060
way to out yourself, Furor the kraut faggot

>> No.23938122

I really don't get some of you niggers. It's been 20 months since Gura started streaming as a part of hololive and it's pretty obvious at this point that she is who she is. Sure, she might have improved a lot as a streamer and become much more confident than she was at first but it's safe to say that her communication skills and attitude towards streaming are never going to change. Posting about the things that she could be doing better is just a waste of time. If you haven't realized this yet and don't simply do your reps when she isn't streaming then you should seriously consider finding something else to do before you become like one of the mentally ill shitposters that wastes their entire day here screaming at the void.

>> No.23938125
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>>23938049
both streams were good

>> No.23938167

>>23938085
>>23938119
nice deflection

>> No.23938239

Why is g*rmany almost as bad as SEA in terms of antis?

>> No.23938249

>>23938239
autism

>> No.23938830

>>23938060
Yea, I've seen her tweet about eating porridge too.
Its cute and I agree. It makes me happy when Gura thinks of me.

>> No.23938876

>>23938239
Germs*

>> No.23938997

Gura is in Jackbox collab in 11th May

>> No.23939028

>>23938997
with whom?

>> No.23939029

>>23938997
>another collab
ahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.23939061

>>23939028
Council

>> No.23939100

>>23939061
Nice, I love to see SNOT bullying each other

>> No.23939109

Proof for the Jackbox collab ?
There is no indication on Bae schedule if it’s a collab and with who she do it

>> No.23939452

next schedule
>posted on thursday (no stream)
>the jackbox collab is included to make it look more packed
>Half-Life Alyx on Friday
>Karaoke on Saturday
>two streams on Sunday
>one is a TBA stream (it will be canceled)
>the other one is a members stream

>> No.23939582

>>23939452
There is no Jackbox collab

>> No.23939629
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i tried watching gura before but found her streams a bit boring but i watched her play gorn and i found it really fun actually.

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>>23939629
welcome to the club bud

>> No.23939692

>>23939629
Which gura stream did you watch before?

>> No.23939728
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>>23939629
Better late than never

>> No.23939817

>>23939671
what happens now?

>>23939692
i remember i saw a litol bit of the elden ring one and some of her playing minecraft ages ago.

>>23939728
how late? will gura stream forever or have i missed it?

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>> No.23939853

>>23939452
No, Jackbox that will probably be Minecraft's slot.

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>>23939817
>elden ring
>minecraft ages ago
makes sense as to why you didn't really enjoy those streams. Those are more reserved for chumbuds. If you want some fun playthroughs then any horror games especially outlast would be fun. Kirby was also really fun, Bully was pretty good when it lasted, any of her rhythm game streams except maybe dj max respect or FNF are fun especially if you have rhythm game autism. If you want some collabs then devour and jackbox is great. Any of her karaokes are also really good barring maybe the new year relay which was just decent.

>> No.23940080

>>23939817
If you want to watch more, I suggest GTA, bully and resident evil. I wouldn't suggest MC if you never watch gura before and ER is hard to watch if you are for the game play.

>> No.23940144

>>23939817
I don't recommend watching her right now, maybe try these VODs >>23940047 then wait until her birthday week next month

>> No.23940174

>>23939824
who shooped in those ugly old hag hands?

>> No.23940283

Newfag here. Did Gura ever cover any opera songs? I'd like to hear them.
I imagine Gura's voice singing opera and it just fits perfectly, with her normal non-opera voice even.

>> No.23940399

>biggest vtuber by far
>constantly likes and retweets cute and funny pics on twitter
>still manages to stay completely yab free

how does she do it

>> No.23940472

>>23932840
Getting Goblin Slayer'd? Not my first choice, but okay

>> No.23940508

>>23940399
She's cute

>> No.23940546

>>23940283
I think she didn't but I am not 100%sure

>> No.23940574

>>23940472
>Gura forced to watch Amelianeechan getting rimmed by goblins
I believe they would both actually enjoy the occurrence.

>> No.23940604

>>23932840
as a character in the Claymore anime? Not my first choice, but okay

>> No.23940659
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>>23940574
NOW im getting hard thinking of myth getting into a goblin cave thinking it would be easy but getting swarmed by goblins and turned into breeding sows
Then Council tries to help thinking it'd be easy because they're gods but naturally they also get goblin'd and also get their bellies swollen with goblinoid brats
Gee thanks anon

>> No.23940779

>>23927890
It was Mother's Day That is why she took the day of, plus it was also Sundays, and she don't stream on most Sunday's ether since she uses that as her normal day off.

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>>23940399
>yab free
I will NEVER let chumfucks live this one down

>> No.23941102

Goora doko?

>> No.23941150

>>23940971
That's nothing compared to this.
https://files.catbox.moe/g1x2xw.mp4

>> No.23941228

>>23940399
>still manages to stay completely yab free
uhhh

>> No.23941236

Reminder that Gura is super busy with all the convention shit and Cover still made her do a sponsor after being away for 2 weeks.
Conventions are shit and a waste of time and nobody can ever convince me otherwise.
We lose so much time with Gura because of them.

>> No.23941335
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>>23941236
Gura loves conventions so stfu and deal with it

>> No.23941353

>>23941236
poor girl, she must be exhausted

>> No.23941358

>>23941236
It's probably a very busy and stressful time for Gura right now since her birthday's coming up, she's planning on doing something for her 4M celebration, she just finalized moving, and some stuff for the holomeet convention and knowing Gura, she probably hasn't finished any of them due to her autistic levels of perfectionism.

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>>23941236
Those of you going to the meet and greet might as well not come. I've been doing my reps for this occasion and I will undoubtedly manage to be the most memorable part of her experience.
That is all, get fucked all of you.

>> No.23941491

how do conventions work im new do they meet the girls irl or what

>> No.23941566

>>23941358
>she probably hasn't finished any of them due to her autistic levels of perfectionism.
I don't really see any examples of her perfectionism

>> No.23941585

>>23941491
Weird bait

>> No.23941607
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>>23941358
>autistic levels of perfectionism
>cancel the half life stream for a "cooler viewing experience"
>shows up with a super scuffed 3D model during the GORN stream

>> No.23941636

>>23941566
How dare you say something so insulting yet true.

>> No.23941658

>>23941491
Just monitor

>> No.23941675

>>23941607
i'm going to guess it was so she would have the vr treadmill

>> No.23941676

>>23941358
Perfectionism is a useless trait when you don't release anything.
t. Perfectionist Game Developer

>> No.23941730

>>23941675
She doesn't have a vr treadmill.

>> No.23941742

>>23941566
>>23941607
Haairo to Ao...
Coffee Cake Ocean...
Reflect mv...
Q...
Wellerman cover...
Ryhthm game autism...
Minecraft projects...
I agree that she doesn't always project perfectionism but she has her moments where her perfectionism debilitates her

>> No.23941841

>>23941585
>>23941658
im closing the tab now thank you

>> No.23941889

>>23941742
He he meant like..... None of her projects she's ever released have been any where near perfect and she doesn't really like them either.

>> No.23941908

>>23941730
Yes she does she was talking about it in the VR stream she just did. I did not even know VR treadmills were a thing till she talked about it.

>> No.23941982

>>23941908
No she doesn't, watch streams not threads.

>> No.23941992

>>23941730
https://youtu.be/K71jMo1kCZ8?t=749

>> No.23942033

>>23941908
Threadreader-chama....

>> No.23942035

>>23941982
>>23941992
Told you she has one.

>> No.23942034

>>23941908
She mentioned being stuck on a treadmill.
Whether this is proof enough for her having a VR treadmill? Possibly. We'll see soon enough though.
https://youtu.be/K71jMo1kCZ8?t=758

>> No.23942100

>>23942034
I really don't think she would have told us that had she not had a VR treadmill, unless she hopped on a real non VR treadmill and use it.

>> No.23942105

>>23942034
>>23942035
She was walking around her room and bending over to check chat and use her pc
She does not have one shut the fuck up thread readers
Not to mention those things are kind of loud and you would be able to her her walking on it if she had one.

>> No.23942167

>>23942105
For one she may have it right next to her computer also 2nd they are not loud if you get the newer ones that are out, keep up with newer tech we all do just like gura does.

>> No.23942180
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Ah yes she was totally hooked up to this while moving around the room and checking chat
I fucking swear some of you guys really need to take your meds. It was a figure of speech

>> No.23942205

>>23940472
Don't worry she will just piss herself, and get saved by Goblin Slayer everytime she is in danger. Goblin Slayer saved cute girls right after they piss themselves

>> No.23942220

>>23942167
>he thinks she bought a $20,000 vr treadmil

>> No.23942227

>>23938997
Where do you see that ?
I see no Gura in available schedule of other members.

>> No.23942241

>>23941742
perfectionism is a word she throws to excuse her general lack of interest

>> No.23942260

>>23942220
No I don't think she would spend that kind of money for one like that, its like the cost of a car.

>> No.23942273

>>23942260
ok so she doesnt have one of the new quiet ones.

>> No.23942275

>>23940779
But she should have tweeted their would be no stream reeeeee! She should tweet whenever she goes to the bathroom! She should tweet whenever she goes to sleep! Reeeeee!

>> No.23942303

>>23942275
>She should tweet whenever she goes to the bathroom!
I agree

>> No.23942315

>>23942275
This but unironicaly

>> No.23942382

>>23942241
but she never even said she was a perfectionist, it was mori who said that

>> No.23942405

>>23942273
then why did she tell us she was on a treadmil if she did not have one, you can get them without spending that kind of money, but she is also a streamer as well so who is to say she was not given one, I think she was given one to use at home when they did the singing at the concert on stage in 3D so she could walk around all over the place in a small space since she was all over that stage. EN did not get to go to Japan for the 3d if you remember she talked about this.

>> No.23942460

>>23942405
Because the games movement controls are retarded.

>> No.23942479

>>23942460
retard.

>> No.23942488

>>23942405
retard

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>>23942303
Hey, chumbies! Just went pee pee poo poo in my diaper stream is cancelled, sorry! I'll make it up to you next time I promise.

>> No.23942501

>>23942405
>>23942479
retard....

>> No.23942524
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>>23939817
She is fighting for her life right now at the hospital...
Doctors say she might not make it.

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>> No.23942568

Excuse me but is this a child?
https://twitter.com/Neneko0814/status/1523244326591283200

>> No.23942608

>>23942568
No, that's a hag.

>> No.23942627
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>>23942608
Child hag

>> No.23942659

>>23942568
the hands give it away.

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23942730

Oh no, she has passed away...

>> No.23942786

>>23942167
just watch the stream. every time she accesses her desk she has to pace towards it 3-4 steps, and she used gorn's shitty arm waving locomotion the entire rest of the time.

>> No.23942805

>>23942786
They are retarded just ignore them.
They dont watch streams.

>> No.23942829

>>23942786
you hit a switch to unhook your self from the treadmill then go back and rehook, if you look she also walks back and you here her fix something back in place every time.

>> No.23942843

>>23942829
>hes just making shit up now

>> No.23942894

She spoke about trying out a new toy before she went on break. That toy obviously is the treadmil you retards.

>> No.23942917

>>23942894
This guy, This guy right here knows what he is talking about.

>> No.23942918

>>23942894
Actually that was me

>> No.23943238 [SPOILER] 
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23943238

Gurass

>> No.23943266

>>23943238
T u T

>> No.23943399

>>23942894
That "toy" was my penis.

>> No.23943682

>>23943399
Yeah, mine.

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I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>> No.23944571
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>>23944375
Agree

>> No.23944651

I miss Gura... but by some cosmic grace her breaks always seem to align with times that I have things to do that would cause me to miss streams

>> No.23944829
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I miss her ..

>> No.23944881

>>23944651
Same, either way it's no big deal. She will come back when she feels to.

>> No.23944972
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I lost my obsession to Gura early this year. It has been months since I last updated my fanart folder and weeks since I Uoh'd at her. How do I get my obsession back?

>> No.23945107

>>23944972
Why should I tell you and decrease my chance of becoming the last chumbud? Go find another oshi.

>> No.23945217

>>23944375
Yeah, with me

>> No.23945311

>>23944972
Goodbye

>> No.23945352

>>23944972
Fuck off we're full.

>> No.23945427

how many people have been turned into lolicons through gura

>> No.23945525

>>23945427
Not enough.

>> No.23945684

>>23945427
Not only lolicons, also footfags, brat tamers, and banned from sea world and the local aquarium.

>> No.23945767
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.23945818

>>23945427
I'm not that much into cunny but Gura makes me very horny.

>> No.23945840

>>23941458
It's funny how you think you have a chance when I'll be there. She'll tell you it was nice meeting but will be thinking about me the whole time

>> No.23945945

>>23945427
I'm not into lolicons per se but any loli art of gura is hot so there's something

>> No.23946124

isn't it great how weird gura is
like she says and does weird shit
and over time she's felt more comfortable with sharing increasingly weird stuff with her viewers and especially members
imagine all the weird stuff gura likes or does but hasn't felt like sharing with the class yet
i think that's very cool

>> No.23946221

Stream today.

>> No.23946292

>>23945427
I only lust for Gura, other lolis don't interest me.

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chumbies chumbies warm and tasty
in guras mouth, come on be hasty
delicious shrimps from guras order
she wants more shrimpies, she's a hoarder

>> No.23946385

>>23925421
>24k likes
Holy shit!

>> No.23946463

>>23946124
>There are things more weird than wiping pussy cunny with a shirt that Gura hasn't tell us
T u T

>> No.23946801

>>23940283
no, she's never sung anything from the opera, despite my habitual superchats encouraging her to sing selections from wagner

>> No.23947129

>>23946124
Please understand she is unironicaly retarded

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