/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm a hoshiyomi, I'm trying to stay thin and young-looking for Suisei.

I already am.
Get on it, fatties.

>>23911284
no, I'm trying to get fat and ugly for Mori

>>23911284
Oh no no no no ryucucks , it's nyanners all over again

>>23911284
>Getting fit for anyone but yourself
If you can't improve for yourself, you'll never be happy.

My oshi likes older women with deep voices
As for her taste in males i dont know

I could take oestrogen i guess

How will I do fat bastard rp if I get in shape?

HA
My oshi is a lesbian with a girlfriend so I'm staying an unfit NEET for the rest of my life

>>23911508
I'm becoming Japanese for her

>>23911284
Been on a physical and mental betterment arc since my oshi debuted. Improved mental and physical well being. Generally trying to be a better man that a woman like her would like. now it's just a matter of getting her back in her feet. But I love IRyS, who is my wife, and the last IRyStocrat will be (me).

>>23911508
Based architect.

naah I'm going to enjoy the food as much as I can, there are still plenty of bitches out there selling their ass for money instead of trying to pick up a slut who does the same thing but in anime version and still getting shy about not wanting to get fucked by a fat guy like me.

Getting fit to attract women doesn't actually work, though it is useful if you want attention from gay men.

>>23912136
there are fat suits anon

>>23911508
based. big ups!

>>23911284
Always have been

>>23911284
>getting
ngmi

Everyone I watch is in terrible physical condition

>>23911508
I might amputate my legs for mori, i'll be the shortest man she's ever seen

>>23911508
based

>>23914855
Whoa, a Rinfam in the wild.

>>23911284
Before Nyanners I would have said no one who watches a lewd vtuber like Finana is actually in shape, but it’s funny to see how much of an ewhore she’s turning out to be.

>>23911284
Yes.

I'm not deluded enough to believe getting fit would give me a chance with her, but Iroha does inspire me to better myself. Maybe if I knew her I could at least be someone she could be proud of.

>>23916630
oh anon, you say poetry

Trying to turn myself into an ugly bastard by eating butter and balding as fast I can for Hime Hajime.

>>23911284
Maybe if it was someone that isn't finana

shit, that's a lot of ripped weebs, and some fatties who think they're fit

>>23912289
I don't think Mori would be all that impressed about you masturbating to her.

>>23911284
Smart feesh put the tag so she has more masturbation material

She just wants fap material. She's the literal embodiment of: "You must be rich and sexy, i can be a fat/ugly slob." It's confirmed she can't even walk 5 minutes without getting winded.

>>23911284
Yes.

>>23922502
Wtf natty?

>>23922465
This, also send her dick pics

>>23911284
Yeah, she loves her big strong men, so I've lost 50lbs in the last 9 months for her, and now I'm trying to build muscle.

I always say I will, but I'm munching some chocolate right now
>ngmi

>>23922465
I can save her

Does anyone else know on a spiritual level that they're going to get with their oshi in the future or is it just me?

Already am

Too bad you cant do height and face reps though.

>>23911284
Im in swimming classes currently

>>23911284
I would never get fit solely for a woman as that would be enabling whores. I exist solely as a testament to myself as an iconoclast.

>>23923344

>>23911284
i lost 50 pounds thanks to ame

>lifting for women
NGMI
Besides, I don't know if Pomu likes men IRL. Don't get me wrong, I know Godot and Sam are her husbandos, but IRL she seems to be a huge fucking muffin muncher. She has an ex girlfriend, and has talked about having posters of gravure her idol oshi did.
Plus, I'm not sure she has a preference for /fit/ guys.

>>23915859
>>23922847
Based Ichimi delivering on their oshi's dream.

>>23923783
I lost 20 pounds to spite Mori

>>23911284
>does having an incredibly fit and well-trained left arm count?

>>23923718
giga cope

>>23911284
>nyanners bf revealed to be a muscle dude
>fish slut suddenly starts talking about muscles
you cant make this shit up

>>23911984
If I don't care about myself instinctually then to care about myself later when I don't now would be a learned behavior and learned behaviors are gay
>you'll never be happy
not an argument and presumes that it is impossible to be strong-willed enough to throw a perpetual tantrum for the rest of your life if the constraints of reality do not correspond to your terms.

>>23911508
Kek

Honestly, with all the world events going on, everyone, chuuba and fan, should begin getting in shape
Captcha: NRJRN, palindrome time

>>23911284
I'm trying.

>>23911284
No, I have a better chance by tracking down her real address to kidnap and rape her.

>>23911508
I was drinking something anon, why did you have to make me laugh you fuck

>>23911284
No, I plan on getting fit to not die at a young age like the rest of the males in my family do. I've lost like 6 pounds in the last month by changing my diet and I need to get to a lower weight before I start exercising so I don't fucking ruin my joints.

I'm underweight for my oshi

After gym sex with Marine.

My oshi has a joint cracking fetish, damn right I'll have arthritis by age 35

If my oshi ask for it,the she will have it

>>23911284
Yes, but it takes time and I am still so weak...
Right now I can bench 60kg and squat 87.5kg, 5 reps

>>23911284
>does gfe
>openly talks about her favorite body type
it's the fallenshadow incident all over again lmao

>>23911284
I don't know much about this fish, but if it's about getting more muscles then I approve.

>>23911284
This tag is pathetic holy shit
https://twitter.com/rom_ch22/status/1521714783602499590
THE STRONGEST RYUGUARD

>>23911284
>Getting fit for your oshi ?
I considered it but getting shredded is a lot of work and dedication Anon, especially when I could just open a bag of chips, pop a beer and open her stream while relaxing in a bathtub instead.
Guess I'll put my points into Wit and Charisma instead.

>>23940473
What do you expect from coomer fanbase

>>23911284
https://twitter.com/SilverSpaz/status/1523601469555228673
They taking in bantam weights? Some of them look alright.

>>23940473
they look better than most /fit/izens

I recently bought a bunch of dumbbells to exercise at home and been cutting on sugary drinks. I'll get there.

>>23940856
Physical health also improves mental health. You literally can't go wrong with a little fitness.

Working on it.
Should be under 200lbs in a 2 months or so if I keep up what I'm doing.

>>23940856
>getting shredded is a lot of work
>work
lmao. working out is like a drug, pumps my brain with so much dopamine and other shit it's like im on coke. and why would you eat chips, just makes you feel like shit, just snack on beef jerky or something, you sissy

>>23911284
no

>>23947554
I once legit got so high on endorphins after lifting I felt uncomfortable driving a vehicle and almost called my doctor out of concern

>>23953781
>got so high after lifting I felt uncomfortable driving a vehicle
sounds more like hyperglycemia vs endorphins. during heavy lifting your body dumps a bunch of sugar into your blood and raises your blood glucose levels because it thinks you're about to die. hyperglycemia can cause vomiting, excessive hunger and thirst, rapid heartbeat, and vision problems. this usually happens if you go too hard too early in your lifting program and are generally unfit to do that level of physical activity.

>>23947554
built for brutal harapan

>>23911284

>>23911284
pass. I'm already plenty physically healthy because of my job and have zero interest in going to the gym after 10-14 hour shifts

>>23911284
I'll quit smoking eventually.
Muscles are for guys with small dicks so I don't care about it

>>23911391
Holy based.

>>23915859
Those are some sick gains for just 1 week

>>23925392
Roald Dahl was not giga coping. He was right.

>>23955267
I didn't have any of those symptoms though, just felt really really good

My oshi is already stronger than me. I gotta catch up at least.

>>23911984
>>23912467
>>23923865
This. If you're only taking care of your body because an anime girl on the internet said so then God help you.

>>23911284
This bitch is just at one step of a dick ranking stream

>>23911284
The worst thing you can ever do is tie your health to some ethot who only cares about your wallet and not you. Get fit for yourself and to live a long, healthy life with the people who care about you for who you are.

>>23911391
She already has Ritsu and doesn't want fans like you tho

>>23923718
That's the silliest children's author way to describe resting bitch face I've found yet

>>23963808
yeah it's called being a chad ichimi

Not just for Feesh but also for me

>>23947554
Source?

>>23911508
Ogremaxx

>>23911508
architect big ups!

>>23914855
I kneel

You wouldn't get fit for your oshi
You get fit for THEM

>>23947554
Such bullshit.

>>23911984
Who cares about being happy, it's not about being happy, it's if your reason for improving is based on something that isn't a fixed constant, you're going to fail or relapse. Self-improvement is not a fun experience, it fucking sucks. So the reason you are doing it needs to be able to drive you through every moment of every day including the days your oshi doesn't stream or graduates or says something shitty.

Gem

>>23923718
BASED AND TRUE

i'm almost 300 pounds and "getting fit" would be incredibly hard and painful and I can't maintain my motivation long enough for an end result

>Getting fit for your oshi
Why do I have to pull weights if I want to have an ear cleaning session, this doesn't make sense.
Plenty of people get laid without hiding their insecurities behind muscles.

>Plenty of people get laid
and?

>>23994364
Just saying one Oshi liking muscles doesn't mean that all of them do, I'd be surprised if they refused someone like Johnny Depp.

>>23911284
My goal is running 5km every day for all of May

>>23957973
Lmao

>>23994087
Just eat less for a start

>>23994838
Good goal and incredibly difficult unless you enjoy running godspeed

>>23995042
I do really enjoy running, but can definetely feel that my legs are starting to complain already now.