/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

"Thanks."

だれ?

>>23843119
Hi.

You have the money now, subscribe to a meal delivery service and stop prepping

>>23843119
Show me your tits or I'll fucking kill you

Break up with your boyfriend.

>>23843119
"is Kiara really a bitchy person? I always wanted to know the truth"

>>23843119
hey I have a picture of your boyfriend sucking my cock. Who's the cuck now bitch.

>>23843119
I'm the bad guy?

>>23843119
Draw me like one of your french girls

>>23843119
Don't mean to disturb you but I just wanted to say that I think I know who you are and I wanted to quickly thank you in-person. I wish you the best with your studies and hope you have a great day. Anyway, I'll leave you in peace now. Take care!

>>23843384
this comes across as the creepiest in the thread

>>23843384
She would be fucking terrified

>>23843119
I would start recording then approach her and hit on her, wait for her to say she has a boyfriend, then put the audio over one of her streams and share the clip

>>23843119
Depends on context.
Does she know I'm a holo fan?
Do I just bump into her on the street?

>>23843384
This is "you have to eat all the eggs" tier

>>23843384
"Thanks, cupcake. Take care babe, tee hee!"

>>23843119
>>23843384
I know you guys are probably joking but I need to say that you should never ever ever ever EVER EVER EVEEEEEEEEER EEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER make it known, obvious, or even IMPLIED to the chuuba that you know that she is a chuuba should you ever meet her IRL, there is no way that will ever end in any other way than leaving her horrified, creeped out, and/or fearing for her life
unless that's your goal I guess

>>23843249
Does she a prepper?

>>23843119
Thanks for picking up the slack when Gura took her break.

I want to cum inside you while your bf watches

>>23843119
I hate owls they are shit tier birds along with pigeons and geese

>>23843516
Good, a bitch who creeps into other peoples homes deserves to be scared

>>23843119
You sound like my cousin

>>23843119
if i saw mumei in irl i wouldn't say anything to her but i would fart really loudly next to her

>>23843794
Mori and Kiara seem to take it ok, but honestly that's probably because of where they live.

>>23843119
Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made.

>>23843119
niiiiiggaaaaaaaaaa

.

Birds aren't real

I wouldn't say anything to her unless she approached me first. But here's the tricky thing: If, by some miracle, some anon here got to know a roommate, how do you handle that? Do you just pretend to not know? If you have the knowledge I think it would be dante must die mode in trying to not come across as a creep. Do you fake a moment where you're like "Oh shit you're Nanashi Mumei? WOW!!" Would she ghost you once she finds out you're a fan of hololive? This seems like an awkward nightmare.

>>23844143
You become the cake man Kiara talked about in her member stream. Basically play dumb, until she tells you first.

>>23843119
did you know that most people can't like their elbows ?

>>23843119
Burger King - whatchu want bih

>>23844224
most ESL award

>>23844213
So she wasn't repulsed by the guy being a fan? It's hard to tell which holos have genuine love for their fans and which see it solely as a paycheck.

>>23843384
Holy shit

>>23844314
do you like your elbows though

>>23844143
I think if the roommate is someone you meet with often and talk to, you should let her know that you know. Keeping a lie for too long will cause more problems, it's better to be honest.
But if you pass by each other in the hallway of uni and never talk, then obviously never do that.

>>23843119
I would pretend I have no idea who she was and then try my best to make her my gf. I would scrub my phone and hard drives of any mention of vtubers or anime. We would bond over music, and when she's comfortable, she'll reveal her life as a chuuba.

>>23844143
pretend that you forgor

>>23843119
What does faunas hair smell like?

>>23843973
Kiara seems to take it alright, but she has specific boundaries for fans. She also seems to attract a load of creeps. Mori is pretty repulsive and makes no effort to differentiate between her avatar and roommate, so she'd probably be the most normal.

>>23843571
That's pretty funny and not even doxx-related, any girl could say she has a boyfriend to get a guy to stop hitting on her.

It's pretty blatant when you're samefagging and VPN hopping if you all your posts happen roughly one minute between each other, sicko-chama.

>>23844224
But I love my elbows! (except when I bump the funnybone, fuck whatever asshole thought it would be a good idea to put a nerve there.)

>>23843119
"Hi :D"

>>23843119
i hate women and vtubers

>>23843119
I’ve seen this exact thread before…

>>23843119
H-Hey there beautiful, y-you, uh, you doing anything tonight?

>>23843119
Hey, I know you probably don't know me, but I watch your streams all the time. Just wanted to say I support you in everything you do, and if you ever wanna hang out sometime I can give you my number if you want. If you don't want it that's fine too, I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your content. Have a good day. Love you haha.

"Are you really orcschizo?"

she has a mexi bf btw

>>23845946
Good, I am in. I look better than him. Way better.

>>23843794
>unless that's your goal I guess
Exactly.
Only a low t faggot wants women to be comfortable around them,

>>23845946
Good to see another Hermano getting it in

>>23843119

>>23843119
H..hhii
*Hands her a pocket egg*

>>23843119
Mating press

>>23843119
randomly mention if shes heard of hololive before, and dont mention mumei herself at all. itll lure her into a false sense of security that i dont know its her.
once we have to eventually part ways for that encounter, i say "seeya, mumei!" and wink, then watch her internally break down

>>23846074

>>23845581

>>23846074
h

>>23846093
why would you ask a random girl about hololive

>>23843119
"It is time. Arise sisters. Become Lamy once more."

>>23843119
Happy Birthday

>>23843119
"hello ma'am it looks like you just got out of those apartment buildings and I would like to say that your voice sounds oddly familiar. yes you sound alot like one of the youtubers I watch. now worry not, I dont mean to bring any harm but I would like to have a chat sometime. dinner on me?"

>>23843119
hi

>>23843119
I can fix you

>>23843119
*nods respectfully toward you*

the true answer is to stand your ground and smile at her like this until she backs away

>>23843384
I think my 12~18yo self would unironically say something like this if given the chance. No wonder girls avoided me like the plague

>>23847010
What if she does the same thing to you?

>>23847204
run

>>23847204

>>23845801
honestly this

>>23843794
>>23846004
Mumei and Fauna should be made uncomfortable because of their crime. It's the least they can suffer compared to the damage they did to idoling

>>23843119
:D

>>23843119
Nothing. Everything I know about Mumei says she would be uncomfortable if I spoke to her.

>>23844333
Not really. Who understands idoling as so fits their life around the craft and who doesn't? If you have a very special friend in your life and then you become an idol, you have 0 respect for your fans and you straight up hate them. Facts

>>23847350
huh

>>23843119
sex. Sex

>>23843384
He typed, before carefully peeling off the flayed skin of a dead hooker off his face...

>>23843384
This is actually creepy

>>23847402
Holy based. GOD willing, these HoloEN whores will pay for their crimes against the innocent men they have entrapped.

>>23843119
:D

>>23843384
>Heavy breathing
>Don't mean to disturb you but I just wanted to say that I think I know who you are...

>>23843119
"u will never be skitzofrenic" and hope she laughs

I want to cum inside you while your bf watches

>>23843249
degenerate

>>23843384
She'd be dialing 911 before you make it halfway through that.

>>23849052
I want to cum inside her bf while she watches.

>>23849052
she doesn’t have a bf

>>23849154
anon…

money money

>>23849154
you're not fooling anyone, marcel.

>>23849153
BASE:D

>>23843119
>"Alreet"
>"I'm fine how are you love"
>"Oh, central station. Yeah you just need to head to the monument and follow the path that takes you past the costa coffee"
>"No problems, enjoy your trip"

>>23849208
who’s marcel

>>23849263
A Martian incel.

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>23849312
Fauna isn't working as an enforcer today. You'll have to wait.

>>23849249
alreet luv did ya kno that ther always bloody dyin even wit seatbelts on int cars
fort that were interestin like

>>23849377
Can't do accents to savey life desu, just used my normal voice.

https://voca.ro/12oAJMe70s35

>>23843119
:D

Stab myself in the chest with my knife in front of her and reach out towards her gurgling for help

>>23843119
I would ask her
>Did you know there are 3 kinds of aces?

>>23843119
Bitch why the hell are you so autistic
Keep going

>>23843384
you might as well tell her that you masturbate to her

Depends on the situation. Usually I just try to speedrun the conversation with random people because it's kind of awkward talking to somebody who doesn't know you.

>>23843384
This is why you will die alone

Wave and smile.

>>23849154
You sad creature. Even sticking solely to this hobby there's so many other things you could be doing with the energy it takes to maintain this delusion.

>>23843119
If she's acknowledged herself as Mumei, say hello, thank her for making my days a bit better, then wish her the best
If she hasn't revealed anything, I'd rather not bother her; I'd get no satisfaction in expressing my gratitude if it meant coming off as a creep.

captcha was ADWDA so that's neat

>>23851455
whoa sneaky gif

“You’re a disgusting fucking whore and you are single-handedly ruining hololive. Fuck you for destroying something good.”

>>23843119
Sup

>>23843119
"sorry I only watch nijisanji"

>>23851556
Hey, hold on now. Mori and Fauna deserve some credit too.

Holy shit it's Nanashi Mumei

>>23851646
This thread is about what you would say to her and I would like to focus on how she’s a piece of shit>>23851646

>>23843119
FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>23851556
I didn’t know your mom was ruining hololive.

>>23843384
this is what an alien trying to imitate a human would say

>>23851781
Nanashi Mumei isn’t my mother, she’s some gutter trash Cover picked up to fill out the roster and you decided to support to be contrarian.

>>23847402
This. I hate them.

>>23851781
KEK

Uhhhuhuhuh. Hey baby. Uhuhuhhuh. Come to Butthead.

>>23843119
Berries.

>>23843119
Why are you come to this shithole?

>Hello!
And as soon as she looks me in the eyes I'd piss myself in front of her.

>>23851722
Jesus anon, that's some personal hatred you have for her. Do you have personal animosity or something?

>>23843384
Lmao @ faggots thinking this would weird a girl out. If youd be attractive she wouldnt mind granted youd be confident and shown that you sincerely mean her no harm and you're just a fan who noticed who she is.

>>23852237
Too bad the guy who posted it is an obese stinky turd with dorritos on his shirt who won't stop farting by the second, and has acne.

>>23852237
>If youd be attractive
I'm one of the most attactive anons here and I'm average at best. Most of you losers are ugly as fuck.

>>23848822
>objective morality
>from one of the thousands of religions that contradict each other with about the same low level of evidence for their claims
Obective morality is achieved through philosophy, not theology.

"Wake up. They've left the room, now's your chance to escape." And then I'd just continue walking as though nothing happened.

>>23852659
*tips fedora*

>>23852659

>>23852800
>>23852762
You're not supposed to be cheeky, you're supposed to turn the other one.

"Gura is cuter" then I give her a hug and proceed to detonate the explosive inside my jacket

>>23852076
He probably thought she’d be Petra from NijiEN. That’s the root of the situation with her antis.

>>23852450
I'm not ugly, I have good genes and my father and mother were both chad and stacy in their youth.

I just waste my potential

>>23852076
You know, anon, before Council debuted I never had to look at a holo schedule and go “oh, guess I won’t be watching that one, it has a whore in it”. Now I routinely miss content I would otherwise like because one of the council thots have leeched onto it.

>>23843384
Fuck I didn't think this sounded that bad, I might be a sperg

>>23843119
Why sign up to a company when you have a 'busy' schedule and won't stream regularly?
Why sign up to a company that restricts your shit games and then complain about it?
Why sign up to a company when you have a boyfriend?

>>23843119
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>>23843119
Probably nothing

>>23843119
HOLY SHIT LOOK EVERYONE ITS NAKADASHI MUMEI FROM HOLOLIVE ENGLISH

>>23843119
Depends on WHERE I see her. If she's just another customer, then nothing out of the ordinary. If it's at an appropriate place then I'll shoot my shot just like with any other woman.

>she has a BF
Nigga's game better be tight then

Lick her belly button

For fuck's sake meidos, delete this shitty doxxbait thread already

>>23856919
It's basically way too verbose and formal, like you're monologuing instead of conversing. Also someone like mumei's roommate in particular would probably be horrified to find out someone knew her virtual persona. "Don't mean to disturb you" doesn't mean anything to most people because if you truly didn't want to disturb them, you wouldn't approach in the first place. Saying it makes you sound way too meek and deferential despite seemingly wanting to be otherwise, and the other person will just think you're obnoxious

There's really only a few roommates who would want to be approached like that, and even then it's better to keep it short and sweet, e.g. "Hey X, love your content." If you want, throw in some very quick relevant well wishes, e.g. "Good luck with college" or "Congrats on the record deal." If she's in the mood to talk and continues the convo, then maybe you can speak more, but in most cases they'll just say thanks and leave it at that

Work a service job, call center, or volunteer work, you can grind general conversational skills pretty fast in those places

>Hey babe you're pretty cute, wanna go out tonight?
Then I run away before she answers.

AYO BITCH U WANT SOME FUCK?

>>23857561
NO YOU HAVE TO DELETE IT
YOU CANT SAY MUMEI’S A BLOWN OUT ROASTIE IN PUBLIC
NOOOOOO

>>23857795
>>1

>>23857083
based /fit/izen

"I bear witness that there is no deity but God, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of God."

You sound like that shark girl from hololive

>>23843119
The valentine karaoke was a blast, do it more owl woman

>>23843119
>You look better on social media
And then I keep walking

>>23843249
i think meal delivery is unhealthy, do you have recommendations? I don't want to end up fat like mori

>>23860276
and expensive if you're want to hit for macros for lifting. I can't think of any cuisine that will give you enough protein that's cheap/healthy enough to eat on a daily basis

>>23843119
<<don DON>> with a gavel

>>23856999
free money

>>23843384

>>23858338

>>23843119
Excuse me miss, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?

Mumei more like Moomei right haha
then I proceed to suckle her breasts for hours

>>23862638
I wrote this

>>23843119
The accident wasn't your fault. You can let it go, I'm happy here.

>>23843119
Whore then turn 360 and walk away

>>23843119
i would tell her to bring me Hooters Daytona Beach® Style Wings and a Draft beer Tank size

>>23867323
2 Roads Road to ruin Double IPA

"Lady you are looking good tonight!!" Then just walk away.

Introduce me to Fauna!

>>23867420
>bud light
>subtle flavors
That's a fantastic way of saying it tastes like fucking nothing.

>>23843119
hi

>>23843590
This. If she doesn't know I watched holo, I won't tell her I do. I'll just introduce myself and ask her out for coffee or something. Then bam, marry her

>>23867420
That sounds like a terrible night.
I'd just go with Goose IPA, I like that one a bunch.

>>23843119
Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

>>23843119
oh hi

>>23843384
Nice.

>>23843119
Ch-cheesed to meet you?

>>23843119
I'd go "Oh GOD, it's Mumei!" in my head, and then drop my phone by accident, before tripping over my own feet. She'd probably tell me I was pathetic and then castrate me on the spot, in front of everyone.

>>23843119
You need to wake up from your coma

coom in moom

>>23843384
Hannibal Lekter tier creep right here

>>23843119
Both of us would have an autistic meltdown if we tried to communicate with each other

>>23877818
kek

>>23843119
Hello

>>23843973
Kiara takes it well because she makes no attempt to hide it, and she's desperate for any monocrum of attention.

>>23843119
PUT DOWN THE KNIFE! I'LL GIVE YOU MY WALLET! JUST DON'T KILL ME!

>>23843384
Intellectual anon with twisted taste of humor

>>23843384
Not sure if I'm autistic but I don't understand why people are saying this is creepy? He's going out of his way to be nice, he isn't hitting on her or talking about how cute she is, and he avoided doxxing her. What am I missing?

>>23843119
i would run away in another direction the moment i recognize her voice.

>>23884907
"Don't mean to disturb you but I just wanted to say that I think I know who you are "

isn't creepy to you?

>>23844143
Kaela's nephew here. we would having a big family meeting at thursday. should I tell her?

>>23843119
>I will never nut to your 18+ artwork

>>23843119
I'd probably hit on her, she's exactly my type based on pics

>>23843119
I can't talk to women well, I freeze up and get very awkward. So let's hypothetically say I was forced into conversation
>You know I like how the word mollusc sounds, it's a very satisfying word to say. Moll-usc. Moeleusk. May I mollask you a question. Do you like the word mollusc? Try saying it. Satisfying, isn't it?

>Hey are you Gura from Hololive?
>"No, I'm Mumei"
>Oh cool, so can you to introduce me to Fauna?

>>23843119
Pretend i don't know the area ask her for directions to a coffee shop near the area say thank you and leave to get a coffee leave her alone after that and go home.

I wouldn't say anything to her because that would make her uncomfortable
Also I have no idea what she looks like IRL because I don't look at doxx

We know where you live Mumei, see you later.