/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My dick in your mom's butthole

vtuber gets murdered by a schizo fan

Male vtuber grooms underage fan.

>>23600019
what about the ultimate ogey

>>23601525
Vox

>>23600019
Mori loses record deal after punching company board member in a drunken rage. YOU'RE STIFLING MY CREATIVITY REEEEE!!

Why did fubuki just up and quit unannounced? Why won't she open up about anything? She hasn't posted in her rm twitter for months now. JOPs have come forward with pics of her apparently leaving her wagie workplace. She refused to comment

>>23600019
OP is not a faggot

>>23600019
pekora bringing hard pipe -hitting niggers to miko house she is going medieval on miko ass

Anya is Japanese and is actually YAGOO secret child. The entire Hololive Project is actually just a ruse so that he can support her without his wife become wiser to the whole affair. In fact, the entire country of Indonesia is only YAGOO fabrication for this ruse. All the HoloID members are actually just some random immigrant he grabbed off the street and told to pretend to be some chuuba of some fictitious country. Those bahasa you hear the "HoloID" spoke sometimes? Just some random unintelligible noise. The random Indonesian comment in chat? Just some Cover staff. Those people claiming to be Indonesian on /vt/ and other parts of the internet? Also Cover staff.
Wake up people.
You have been fooled by the greatest mastermind of them all.
YAGOD

>>23600019
Watame did something wrong

Having moms on stream (pekora's, kiara's, calliope's) is all part of a long term plan. Basically cover is testing the waters for an offshoot company that will be "completely unrelated" to them.
They're basically going to create a small group of older women chuubas that do softcore mommy fetish stuff and they're going for a number of different personalities. They just need to find the right porn site for it

/vt/ actually creating new OC

>>23601525
This is the most likely, someone will fuck a 14 yo and it'll leak and probably bring down half their company with them

>>23600019
the whole vtuber thing is just the modern equivalent of a numbers station sending encoded messages to agents

>>23602892
Thats fucked up

>>23600019
Pekora did 9/11.
With her boyfriend.

>>23602367
there's no ogey without rrat

Miko is Donald Trump

>>23600019
this

Yagoo spends all company money on a failed game, hololive goes bankrupt. Most girls quit and end up in the adult industry.

>>23600019
Disney will buy Cover and will PG-13 everything.

>>23605124
This sounds terrifying

>>23600019
coco come backs

>holostars EN actually happens
>they get doxxed
>turns out not only were they nepotism hires, they’re all the bfs of various EN streamers
the community would fucking implode; EN, and possibly even Hololive as a whole, would never be the same again

hololive was just yagoo using a voicemod

>>23602892
She did, she is in a loving relationship with a nice male

>>23606265
>male
Since when is Marine a male?

they unban hada

>>23600019
hololive's investors realise their mistake as they continue to run at a net loss and funding runs out, the organisation goes bankrupt or acquired by sony or some other corp at a discount

>>23606323
Every holo who mentioned a brother before is lying. It is all their boyfriends. Watame's "brother" suddenly forgot to logout of her switch wow what a coincidence. Matsuri introducing her "brother" on stream, ends up losing her popularity- what a coincidence. Even their "dads" can be a cover of their bf's actually calling them on stream.

>>23608407
Whatever is left of aol time warner at&t. And as they do with everything else, they run it so deep into the ground they bring about the end of vtubing as a whole.

From then on vtubing is seen as a tongue in cheek but absolutely dead meme that is only played for a quick cheap laugh by every more or less established creator during april 1st or some such occasion

>>23600019
The reason Gura’s Valley Voice is so good is because that’s close to her real voice and she lives a double life. This is supported by both the time she takes off and devotes everything to the other life (shuts off every Hololive contact) and the fact Kiara found out about this and that’s what was so surprising about Gura as she told chat that one day, but didn’t expand upon it.

>>23605200
soon

>>23600019
rrat lore
>coco joins hololive
>coco takes akai haato's ideas
>newsflash
>speaking english
>reddit meme review
>H: "damn her...what am i now...?"
>concocts long term plan to delete coco from hololive as revenge
>creates new identity in the form of haachama
>enough time passes
>H: "now is the time"
>streams taiwan knowing coco will reuse her content
>coco, predictably, uses her content
>coco gets the full burst anti hate
>H: "Just as planned. But is this really enough?"
>exterminates entire Hololive CN branch just for fun
>eats bugs and tarantulas so they know it was her
>takes month long vacation to celebrate
>coco graduates during this time
>takes back reddit meme review
>kills it too to destroy any last remnants of coco
>sidequest
>matsuri's birthday
>"to akai haato cordially invited to Summer Festival"
>haachama, annoyed at being referred to as akai haato, blows it off
>Matsuri seethes and removes all evidence of haachama out of her live
>haachama retaliates by breaking into her house and opening her bedroom door while streaming
>prologue
>peace is restored
>reverts back to akai haato
>peacefully playing minecraft
>greets everyone with
>H: "oharujyu"
>subaru accidently calls her haachama
>H: "subaruvhan, nanishiteruno?" "subaru what are you doing?"
>subaru, terrified, realizes her mistake
>as a peace offering subaru, the undoxable, self-doxes herself
>not good enough
>burns subaru's house in minecraft, reopening old wounds thought to have been healed
>H: "just when i thought I found peace... they pull me back in"
>some time later
>H: "I'm bored"
>H: "Guess I'll dox myself just for fun"
>that happens
>Rushia sends DM
>"Konrushi~ Cheer up Haachama, it's not the end of the world. Tee hee! -Rushia"
>tch
>H: "the nerve of this bitch to say that when she's beautiful IRL..."
>the pieces have been set
>Rushia plays GTA with Miko (35p)
>perfect
>H: "good work amigo."
>execute order 53 (go~han)
>Haachamafumafu: "can't wait to tap that ass later tonight mii~chan"
>death metal scream
>smugfacechama
>twitter
>H: "I don't know what happened but have some rice"
>why are you doing this
>"eat the rice rushia"
>sends fake leaks to kore "from rushia"
>R: "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR"
>Cover Corp. at 5:30 AM 弊社所属タレント『潤羽るしあ』に関するご報告
>on the other side of the world
>russia invades ukraine at 5:30 AM
>ww3 begins
>back home
>brags about stepping on dog shit
>H: "Cheer up Rushia, it's not the end of the world"
>invades Rushia's minecraft home
>H: "Come to think of it. Butterflies are insects too, right?"
>munch munch
>matane

>>23611753
Forgot image

>>23600019
holo dies from heart attack, everyone blames it on cover's management instead of said holo's sedentary lifestyle and severe lack of sleep

>>23601525
Already happened. No one cared.

>>23602486
Her losing the record deal due to her self destructive tendencies is a good rrat. I’d buy stock in that.

>>23600019
One of the Holostars EN who joins in the next Gen is the a former amateur wrestler who previously worked with Kiara's Roomate years before Hololive.

He remembers her very well, and Kiara upon hearing his voice for the first time throws up, he smiles, knowing she can't say anything.

And when Kiara makes him mad, all he has to do is play a sound clip of a doorhandle being jiggled and Kiara breaks out into tears as he grins and grins. Months go by as Kiara slowly gets addicted to higher doses of her Anti-Anxiety medication, she doubles and doubles her dosage until one day passes out in the Hololive Office.

The wrestler walks in seeing her passed out, he grins.

>>23611368
This is good. More broadly I would say that none of the girls are the hiki shut ins that they portray themselves as. Every one of them leads a healthy social life and is not in any danger of “overworking” themselves, except Mori.

>>23601525
It's only wrong if the male is ugly.

>>23603418
oh my god... yagoo i kneel, this is exactly what I've wanted all my life

>>23611753
>eats bugs and tarantulas so they know it was her
haachama...

One gets pregnant?
A real actual sextape is released?
Overdose?

>>23600019
Gets busted for drugs. In Japan just having weed is five years.

>>23611496
We were always on guard for rrats but it's a mmouse we should really fear.

>>23600019
Someone schizo finds the 3D studio.

>>23605124
>and will PG-13 everything
Hololive is already PG-13 nowadays, they wouldnt have gotten their Marvel collabs otherwise

that's easy
on-stream death

>>23600019
This whole board gets deleted.

>>23614078
Peeping the Horror

>>23603418
Now this is something I can get behind

>>23614078
Someone falls out of their chair in juuuust the right way… hopefully they die a quick and painless death.

>>23614078

>>23612429
> Noooooo,. Le double standard, it's not fair
Deal with it, uggo. Try being handsome next time.

A holomem will turn on the cam and plop out their actual fat pulsating cock n nuts and then beat off to a completion

>>23600019
The ultimate rrat? that I had SEX WITH (you)