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>unironically being a unicorn is cringe

>> No.23540533

>>23540402
fuck your shit thread and give me the sauce

>> No.23540645

>>23540533
NTA
Kizuki rei
Faggot

>> No.23540692

>>23540402
She clearly isn't though, it's just the gesture. Whay tell such an obvious lie?

>> No.23540690

>>23540402
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.23540760

>>23540402
No, i don't suck cock

>> No.23540767

>>23540402
Is she asking if I'm jealous of the guy beside her who is (not currently) getting his dick sucked, or if I'm jealous of her because she's able to suck dick?

>> No.23540808

>>23540402
But I'' also sucking dick right now.

>> No.23541163

>>23540402
For chat:
> Most roomates aren't that attractive.
> The girls only show us their best side.
> The girls spare us from their most gruesome defects.
> They always try to make us happy.
> They'll never make unreasonable demands to us.
For the BF:
> Your GF gets more and better compliments from thousands of strangers.
> You get to see her worst side (we're all human).
> Some of her best qualities are spent on chat now.
> She suddenly is a celebrity that is more important than you, has more fans and makes more money than you.
> She now has the confidence that her charm and value could easily get her almost anyone she wanted (hope it's still you).

IDK OP relationships are already hard without one of them being a worldwide celebrity.

>> No.23541538

>>23541163
For chat:
>gives female money for the false hope of ever finding love
For BF:
>Pussy
Idk anon sounds like you're retarded

>> No.23541639

>>23540402
Yeah, Your Oshi sucks my dick right now.
You jealous Anon?

>> No.23544184

>>23540402
Not relevant

>> No.23544227

>>23540402
deadbeats be like "i still love her though and she really cares about me"

>> No.23544263

>>23541538
cope

>> No.23545190

>>23544227
Kek

>> No.23545283
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23545283

>cuck fetish thread

>> No.23546722

>>23541538
> Implying you can't get pussy yourself with one call
Rumao

>> No.23546856
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23546856

>>23541163
I would never let my gf be a vtuber.
I'd unironically feel cucked.
Streaming to make other men happy is basically cheating in my eyes.

>> No.23546923

>>23540402
I know, because it's my dick.

>> No.23547094

>>23540692
>despite the cum breath
unicorns still find a way

>> No.23547359

Yea I wish I was sucking a dick right now too.

>> No.23547448

>>23541538
>pussy
But anyone in the chat could theoretically use their superchat money to buy a hooker so the bf doesn't even have that over them. Meanwhile, he still has to put up with woman bs whenever they aren't fucking.

>> No.23547748

>>23545283
meds

>> No.23547915

>>23540692
>Whay tell such an obvious lie?
Just like your oshi, filled with lies and deception

>> No.23548954

This sentence, the way it was written, can't possibly make logical sense .
If you think about it, how can you be sucking dick and saying that sentence at the same time?

>> No.23549088

>>23547448
Please tell me that you've never spoken to an actual woman without telling me you've never spoken to an actual woman

>> No.23549098

>>23548954
Also why would I be jealous? I don't want to suck a dick

>> No.23549171

don't be like that, she might be cheap but your mother is still a woman.

>> No.23550003

>>23541538
Sorry to burst your bubble anon:
Couples in LTR end up having less and less sex over time. Depending on how long they've been dating he might not even get pussy anymore.

>> No.23550101

>>23546856
What if you become one of those rare vtuber couples together?

>> No.23550275

>>23549088
> Show me you've never had a partner for longer than a few months.

Couples don't fuck like rabbits 24/7 and you look like you have no idea how many men and women ask for counseling on how to get more sex with **their fucking partner** but go on and show the world what a massive inexperienced virgin you are by thinking it's nonstop fucking.

>> No.23550307

>>23541538
"But sire, what must I do for but a crumb."

>> No.23550312

>>23550101
Imagine all the NTR fanarts...

>> No.23554212

>>23549088
good job using a retarded normie meme format.

>> No.23554390

>>23540402
>her tits and arm are leaning over the below paneling
That’s a pretty based choice from the artist desu

>> No.23554726

Can i get the name of the doujin? desu

>> No.23554781
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23554781

I get turned on by NTR

>> No.23559875

>>23540402
Unicorns are cool as hell.

>> No.23560567

>>23541163
>Needing to be more important than your gf
>Fearing competition
This is why you're single so often

>> No.23560734

>>23540402
hot

>> No.23562284

>>23540402
Can I get a source, anon?

>> No.23562377
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23562377

the only thing my oshi wants to suck is Suisei's underdeveloped boobs

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23562538

309586
You're welcome

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23564565

>>23562538

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23564978

>>23541163
>>23546856
>>23547448
I can smell the raw masculine insecurity radiating off your words. I loathe to even use the term because its been so tainted but this is unironic incel behavior.

>> No.23565163

>>23562538
Shove that zoomer shit up your arse, post a panda link for actual normal gentlemen.

>> No.23565248
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23565248

>>23565163
I don't browse sadpanda on my windows partition so i did the next best thing

>> No.23565317

>>23565248
Fuck that, I already have it, but what is this autism? Do you think it's more secure or something retarded like that or just lazy?

>> No.23565424
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23565424

>>23565317
I prefer linux for programming and use windows because my graphics tablet is unsupported on windows

>> No.23565471

>>23565424
But you use panda on linux and the other site on windows for fapping? This is not normal.

>> No.23565475

>>23565424
>>23565317
Unsupported on *linux

>> No.23565519

>>23565471
No i just recognised the artist and grabbed it from nh to post here, you're overthinking it

>> No.23565524

>>23540402
but they don't look even similar

>> No.23565638

>>23565519
Suuuuuure. You are not on your linux partition, so you don't have access to panda. But you still browse nh.

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23565911

>>23565638
>cares about whatever site you get doujins from
>calls me autistic
Just get it from e-hentai then if it annoys you so much

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23569109

>>23540402
I'm jealous that she gets more dick then me.

>> No.23571647

>>23541163
You know, I never thought about what it's gotta be like for the BF of a big time chuba. Like, unless you're an oil baron or something, you are automatically not the bread winner anymore. Shit, I don't know if I COULD cope with my GF suddenly being a millionaire while I'm working some normie job

>> No.23571708

>>23540402
My oshi is too ugly to be desirable

>> No.23571758

>>23564565
Jesus Christ that's some American Pie shit holy shit hahahahaha since when did Japanese people become funny

>> No.23571793

>>23571708
>warding off any potential suitors
Won't fall for your tricks unicornman.

>> No.23572236

>>23547748
you take them you disgusting kike

>> No.23572260

>>23540402
Who are you quoting?

>> No.23572497

>>23540402
No, that's not my oshi... also who are you quoting?

>> No.23572884

>>23545283
It wasn't even an NTR gallery. I am beyond disappointed

>> No.23572925

>>23550275
If your relationship isn't non stop fucking it's not a relationship you're roommates
Women fuck every day, if they're not fucking you they're fucking behind your back

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23575652

>>23540402
>weak bait
>not doing it on stream or having it on video

>> No.23579952

>>23565911
Kek this reply chain is so retarded

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