/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Also, Nina has more subs than Sana.

>>23508020
Everytime I hear anything about this bitch, it pisses me off. I hope she steps on a landmine.

>>23508020
I do the same thing, you beautiful Canadian bitch.

Also, Nina has more sex than you.

>>23508020
Lay on the floor with my arms to my sides.
To let her know I'm completely defenceless

>>23508097
reasonable, well-adjusted human behavior

>>23508158
Two times zero is still zero.

>>23508020
every time someone says “your move” I think of Chris O Neal saying “your move, creep” from that one rp he did

>>23508020
i don't feel any particular way about her eating habits or her politics, her voice is pretty good tho.

>>23508020
Give her a calzonne pizza

I do that too, but only if the crust is appropriately thin. Can't really do that with frozen pizza or most fast food chain pizzas.

>>23508020
>*throws a whole sleeve of crackers in my bowl of soup*
What now? Do I get to bang the hag?

>>23508440
Anon said more, just twice as much

>>23508020
op is a seanigger that has never been to new york

>She feeds me the pizza
>I feed her the bag of franzia
>We have greasy pizza and wine sex

>>23508020
Is that not how you're meant to eat it? That or put two ontop of each other?
t. Australian

>>23508020
I eat burger layer-by-layer

>>23508548
So we're talking about infinitesimals, then?

does she eat it crust side first?

>>23508020

That's how you eat New York-style pizza

Why don't you schizos make the next thread about how this bitch is eating crackers

There are places that sell you ginormous slices and that’s pretty much how you have to eat them.

>>23508615
it's kind of a regional thing i guess? greasy, thin east coast burger pizza lends itself to folding. detroit or chicago styled pizza is eaten like a human being.

>>23508020
https://www.youtube.com/watch/qgIthRepFxA
Basically what these zoomers did, but with Borscht... And with period blood if available.

Pull it out of her mouth and put it into mine, swallowing whole

Encircling the pizza box and pissing to mark my territory

Hissing at her at the slightest movement

>>23508642
Numbers other than integers don't even exist

>>23508020
>force my cock into her pizza filled mouth

s

>>23508020
Gook here, eat pizza with chopsticks. Your move.

>>23509008
t.numberlet

>>23508020
>*eats the pizza box*

>>23508615
>put two ontop of each other
Jesus Christ.

>>23508496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8eVsWCLlyY
smart move anon, you're gonna move on up in no time

>>23509459
NTA but it works if the pizza is thin enough. I personally roll it though if it's thin.

>>23508038
Leave my goddess out of this whore thread

>>23508020
I eat pizza with a fork, sometimes i cut it with a knife

>>23508020
I don’t know why I don’t like her voice

>>23510548
It's very Wine Aunt-ish for sure but I Stockholmed myself into enjoying it

>>23508020
sauceless pizza

>>23508020
folds her thighs over and raw dogs her

But does she fold it topping-side out or bread-side out?

>>23510548
For me its her overuse of pet names like honey and sweetie while also playing this forced as fuck persona of a mommy that makes her feel completely fake to me. Every zatsu I listen to just feels like some roastie trying really hard to fit in with the weeb crowd.

That being said her voice when she's upset gets really raspy and it turns me on. I started having some rape fantasies about her after watching her zomboid stream because she kept me hard the whole time with her panicking and screaming. Something about her distress felt real so that's why I only watch her play horror games.

>>23508625
WHAT?!

>>23508020
I'd say she needs rape correction, but she never learns

>>23508097
Based

>>23508426
Cringe

>eating a pizza so shitty you can fold it
what the fuck

>>23515243
what the fuck kind of pizza can you not fold?

>>23508615
>That or put two ontop of each other?
let me guess, you're a tassie inbred?

That's the objectively correct way to eat real pizza

>>23517541
The fucking tomato cake Chicago fags pretend is a pizza

t. >>23508020

>>23508020
Mating Press with Tail Fluffing

>>23508020
The Ukraine will be back in Russian control soon.

>>23508038
Yet she gets half the views with triple the effort and sucking luxiem cock.
Pathetic

>>23518217
This video never ceases to mystify. Every action is the absolute wrong one

https://youtube.com/shorts/i4t5sG0UG8I?feature=share
i'd eat it like Ironmouse's brother here

>no pizza folding hag gf with based game taste and might actually be a top
It's not fair

>>23508708
Costco slices are so big that it forces me to eat them with a knife and fork like a wierdo

>>23519706
coward
two hand that fukken slice

>>23508020
now do it with a chicago deep'za

>>23518848
Connor was right

>>23519706
gay also
>costco
rich bitch

>>23519706
You fold them.

>>23508426
people have been wishing death upon each other over relatively minor disputes since the dawn of time

>>23508020
Just... get a panzorotti or a calzone...

>>23520554
*break spaghetti into 2*
*put pineapple onto pizza.*
Nothing personnel, Mario...

>>23520236
>Hololive girls are only popular because of the brand
>bronies proudly agreeing:
>"yOur StReAmErS acTUALLY put EFFORT LMAO"
tiresome

>>23520691
I'm not a spaghetti fucker, I just think it's easier to get an adult pizza pocket

>*eats slice of pizza starting with the crust*
What now, bitch? Yes I unironically do that

>>23520892
I say that you are easy to convince to do shit since that was an advertising campaign by some pizza chain, I think pizza hut

>>23521002
I say you are wrong because it's an old habit of mine and there was no pizza hut where I grew up

>>23508020
>Inserts giant grubs into her vagina
>Uses one as a dildo
>Soak it in pussy juices
>Eats it

>>23521386
1995 pizza hut commercial for stuffed crust with Donald Trump. Eat my ass corporate puppet

>>23520236
They hated him because he told the truth

>*folds pizza in half and eats it like a sandwich*
Didn't even dip it in ranch...
ngmi

>>23517541
A pizza with bigger, smooth bread and with a lot of topping. I want to see you fold a napolitan pizza or one with strips of bellpepper.
My favorite pizza is filled fugazzeta.

>>23523252
>napolitan pizza
neapolitan pizza is one of the thinnest if not the thinnest style of pizza, it is the easiest to fold by far.

>>23509006
>has an industrial pizza cutter at home
do amerifats really?

>>23518217
this is like a robot trying to pretend to be human

>>23523707
That's not an industrial slicer

>>23523707
that is far from an industrial slicer

>>23523568
>Google napolitan pizza
>It's the italian one
Huh okay, the one I was talking about is the argentinian, napolitana that has sliced tomato and tiny chopped garlic.

>>23514981
Cringe

>>23508097
Cringe

>>23508692
So because Yorkies are too stupid to know how to eat a pizza, it becomes a valid argument to you?

>>23520236
Right about what?

>>23508020
we need more sex fanart for this smug fox

>>23524123
I like that one.

>>23528289
Finally, someone is thinking with their dick and not crying about shitty pizza.

>>23523787
>DE-OILING NUTRIENT SLICE
>INITIALIZING CONSUMPTION VIA UTENSIL
>LOW EFFICIENCY DETECTED: BEGIN GRIP PROCEDURE
>CUTTING_ERROR#833: CUT NOT VERTICAL
>HAND SHIELD EQUIPPED

>>23523792
>>23523830
>knowing the intricacies of industrial pizza cutting tools
>rush to defence of such tools at a moment's notice
do amerifats really?

>>23529370
uneducated cope, go to school.

>>23508097
Why?

>>23517541
Most.

>>23529479
just objectively incorrect, not even a shred of truth to your post.

>>23508020
>*Drops pizza into bathtub. Eats it anyway*
Your move

>>23508020
Does she eat it with donair sauce, though?

>>23527239
Italians tend to fold their pizza too when they eat a slize with their hands. The reason is that Italian pizza is very thin. So folding a slice makes it more easy to eat.
Besides that you should eat pizza with knife and fork.

>>23508020
I did that at school once, funny thing is the fat kid was getting picked on for eating too much pizza. There was two slices left no one was going to eat. So I don't like wasting food and ate them both sandwich style, everyone was like "wow your crazy!" I didn't get how I was being praised while the fat cunt was getting called disgusting.

>>23529370
>too poor to have a normal pizza cutter
>tried to talk shit on other people

>>23527806
Eating your pizza with ranch.

>>23527239
Yes. Enjoy your flavorless crackers with cheese and bottled spaghetti sauce, ruralfag.