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23053292 No.23053292 [Reply] [Original]

Don't stick your dick in crazy

>> No.23053366

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23053368

But crazy girls are into the most kinky stuff

>> No.23053423

>>23053292
I can save her

>> No.23053451

Dude just dont return their calls and leave the country lmao

>> No.23053466

I agree, especially the ones in hololive, they're crazy big

>> No.23053574
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>>23053292
You don’t tell me what to do

>> No.23053624

>>23053292
I'm a schizo so it's fine

>> No.23054373

>>23053574
Source pls, no results on Saucenao.

>> No.23054524

>>23053292
How else do you save them?

>> No.23054615

>>23054373
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96417109
https://twitter.com/pipi20211026/status/1494908538065678340
Not him, twitter filename was still in the filename so I could just put it into a twitter image url and reverse search it from there

>> No.23054744

I've stuck my dick in raw chicken.
Crazy is nothing.

>> No.23056158

If you could have sex with an entire Gen all at once, Gen 1 would be the best or st least in the top 3 picks... If you disagree you're either a faggot/woman or have EXTREMELY shit taste

>> No.23056174

>>23054744
what else have you stuck your dick in?

>> No.23056214

>>23054744
the fish saga continues...

>> No.23056282

>>23053292
If she wasn't as chubby i absolutely would, shes cute and would accept being treated like a pet

>> No.23056326

>>23056282
how recent are you talking anon? she'd fairly skinny nowadays

>> No.23056583

>>23056326
I haven't looked for a good year or 2 now, time to do some research i guess

>> No.23056584
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23056584

Imagine her peeing on you while you sleep; the sensation of warm liquid causing you to piss yourself. Then you wake up with her standing over you with piss dripping from her smooth cunt.
>*slurp*, Mornin'

>> No.23056599

>>23056326
>literally admits that she's 15 kg heavier, maybe even more
>fairly skinny nowadays

>> No.23056648

>>23056599
compared to how fat she was before? it's a pretty big difference, at least her face doesn't look like a bloated ball anymore

>> No.23056719

>>23053292
>Not wanting to stick your dick in a sex crazy JK like Matsuri
You are probably gay. That would be the best possible fuck you could imagine.

>> No.23056887

>>23056648
>at least her face doesn't look like a bloated ball anymore
Anon...

>> No.23057010
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>>23056584
I would literally pay thousands of dollars for her to wet the bed on purpose in the middle of the night to wake up for sex. The thought makes me harder than I thought was possible.

>> No.23057217

>>23056158
For me it's gen 4. Mostly for Luna and to take Kanatas virginity. But towa is a nice bonus.
I guess I'd fuck Watame too but not as excited for that one.

>> No.23057472

>>23053292
I WILL stick my dick in crazy.

>> No.23057557

>>23053292
I want to fuck Matsuri's roommate until she pees all over the bed.

>> No.23057688

>>23057557
What a waste. Please have her pee into a cup.

>> No.23057725
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>>23053292
I'll stick my dick in crazy and I won't take responsibility

>> No.23058022

>>23056158
Gen 2 is the only choice.
Sex-sensei doing her damned hardest to suck your soul dry and then she just fucks off to play Minecraft for 10 hours after she's satisfied.
Ayame singing dochi dochi while you decide whether fuck her cunt or her ass, then letting out that retarded giggle when you stick it in the back.
The two depressed cunnies scissoring each other in the corner while waiting their turn.
Then you use the duck to lure in Noel and pound her hard enough that she starts calling you onii-chan.

>> No.23058885

>>23056584
Is that Lulu? Is she smooth?

>> No.23058949

>>23053292
I wouldn't do that, but I would drink her piss, straight from the source.

>> No.23059489

>>23058949
Even if she had a UTI?

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>>23053292
Yes.

>> No.23063419

>>23053292
I've nutted more times to matuli than the rest of the chuubas combined

>> No.23065157
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23065157

but anon... she's so innocent

>> No.23065201

>>23053292
You can’t stop me from doing what I want anon

>> No.23065255

Coalburner.

>> No.23065393

>>23057725
It doesn't matter if you take responsibility or not. Either way she'll swallow your soul.

>> No.23066019

>>23058949
She'd do it the opposite way too

>> No.23066031

>>23065157
She literally drank her own UTI piss

>> No.23066388

I'm going to nakadashi this menhera and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.23068002

I CAN FIX HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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