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22970048 No.22970048 [Reply] [Original]

A Hololive fan, a Nijisanji fan and a Vshojo fan are in hell.

Satan comes to visit and tells them; "I got a game for you, you will need to bring back from earth the object you loved the most in your life."

And so he releases them to fetch their most beloved things.

After a few hours they finally came back.
Then the Satan says "I will release you back to earth, but first, you see the objects you brought back from earth?, Youre gonna put em in your ass"

The Vshojofan brought a Nyanners themed Bad Dragon dildo.
He proceed to shoves the dildo up his ass and begins laughing uncontrollably

The Nijifan brought a collection of Luxiem Acrilic Stand Figures
The Nijifan becomes pale, but complies. He shoves all the acrilic figures up his ass and begins to laugh hysterically

Satan says "Why are you two laughing?, what the hell is so funny?!"

The Nijifan & the Vshojofan says; "The Holobrony brought a 1:1 scale Gawr Gura statue!"

>> No.22970117

>>22970048
*Updoot*

>> No.22970420

>>22970048
ok laughed

>> No.22970484

peak cringe

>> No.22970547

>>22970484
exactly what I signed up for

>> No.22970959
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22970959

I get the punchline but I don't get who's supposed to look bad in this joke

>> No.22971273

>>22970048
>1:1 scale Gawr Gura statue
What happened with this anyway, did we get the results of the auction?

>> No.22971517

>>22970048
KEK, ok that’s actually really good

>>22970959
It doesn’t need to attack anyone to be funny, it’s a pretty neutral punchline.

>> No.22972082

>>22971273
I won is on my basement right now

>> No.22972750

>>22970048
finally something that makes sense

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>>22970048

>> No.22973469

>>22970048
Actually laughed out loud.

>> No.22973547
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22973547

>>22970048
I don't get it.

>> No.22973929

>>22970048
1:1 scale of Gura? Probably still not the biggest thing someone has ever fit in their ass.

>> No.22974636

>>22970048
*clap clap* NEXT MEME!

>> No.22974724

Haha yeah that's me, the nijifan with all my luxiem acrilic stands

>> No.22975049
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22975049

Not funny, but I'll give you a (You) for making a non-tribalfagging post, at least

>> No.22975162

>>22970048
Kek

>> No.22976568

>>22970048
Good set up. Punchline needs work

>> No.22979089

>>22970959
>who's supposed to look bad in this joke
why are nijifans like this?

>> No.22981846

>>22979089
small dog syndrome please understand

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