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Ina's GIANT ass has destroyed chairs.
I love Ina!
>>2251888CUTE HAGS
I love Reine!!!
>>2251892>>2251891Hey, me too!
I love Risu!
I love this cute shark girl like you wouldn’t believe!
Ah, the mamaloni...https://streamable.com/6gz7g4
I love Ame so much, bros.We might get two streams tonight! And that makes me feel pretty good.
I love Polka!
>>2251889nice try idiot
>>2251891>>2251892>>2251896>>2251902>>2251910Desist
I believe that the worst individuals on this board are all this "concerned faggots".>oh she should go get some rest and stop the stream>please eat more healthy food >she should have good sleeping habbits, please go to sleep>oh she twitted this, is she alright?>I hope she is feeling ok, she sounds tired>she looks bored, she should stop or change this gameFUCKING DISGUSTING.What is wrong with you? Who the fuck are you tell other people what to do? Do you even know what you are talking about? What's up with this savior complex? Do you really need to announce how worried you are about the girls? Do you faggots really have nothing better to do than to scream into the void that is /hlgg/? Do you REALLY care that much or are you just virtue signalling? STOP SHITTING UP THIS BOARD. STOP POLLUTING /hlgg/ WITH YOUR PRESENCE. You faggots have ALL this social media that hololive girls actually read and yet you are here. From ALL the places you could have chosen, you consciously chose to be an obnoxious nuisance here. Fucking leave this place. I hate you so SO much!Why are you like this?Go buy a dog if you don't have a family or friends to worry about.
lewd
I've been getting recommendations for these weird, nameless videos about japanese vocaloid-ish music lately, is it something to do with vtubers and the algorythm?
>>2251915that fucking ina post beat me to it
It's fucking over teamates, your oshi won't even dare show her face after this.https://streamable.com/ee6s9j
I love Polka!! I want to hold her close every night!! I want to improve myself every day to be her perfect husband!! I want to be kidnapped by Omaru Polka and trained to be her lover!! I want to fucking marry and cuddle Polka every moment of my life!!
I love Kanata!
>>2251888PREDATORS
I joined the last thread at the very end, and seen some people that are disappointed that Ina will play MH with indogs instead of her.Well, to Ina's defense, considering her collab with Anya, she doesn't want to end up killing Gura irl for being infinite levels of bad... Maybe when Gura learns to play a little more...
I FUCKING HATE RITUALPOSTERS
Have you seen this detective?I love her
>>2251925That's been around for a while and as far as I know it just gets recommended to weebs and if you listen to weeb music on youtube
>>2251926Ina
>>2251924as fuck
>>2251907I wonder if the JPs have seen this yet. Would they even get it?
>>2251908why are her pupils weird? I'm scared
>>2251937I love Anon!
>>2251924ABAYO
Reminder, everything they say is about Monster Hunter. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a MonHun collab partner. If it's a friend, it's a MonHun collab partner. If she seems happy, it means she's streaming Monster Hunter. If she is sad, she didn't stream Monster Hunter, but then she had double streams of Monster Hunter. If a Holo is going to the toilet, she's actually playing Monster Hunter on a separate device or in handheld mode. If she went on a date with another Holo, they actually went to play Monster Hunter. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, it's because she's grinding in Monster Hunter right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Yeah that's her fist, because she got carted in Monster Hunter. Did she oversleep a stream? She was playing Monster Hunter and couldn't stop. If she starts a guerilla stream she's playing Monster Hunter right now and might welcome her viewers. Whenever a Holo takes a break, it's not because she's tired. You know why she takes a break? To play MONSTER HUNTER. Whenever a holo talks about her family, she's actually talking about her 7 star hunt she just had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Lamy MonHun off-collab. She actually played Monster Hunter. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually playing MONSTER HUNTER at that very moment. Not only that but everything is a keyword for Monster Hunter.I'm tired this week = I'm tired from Monster Hunter, but I'll stream more Monster HunterI'm planning a collab = I'm planning to play MonHunOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = Oh I'm getting carted by Rajang RIGHT NOWThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the Monster Hunter I'm playing right nowIt all revolves around Monster Hunter. All holos, every single one, play Monster Hunter every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative. every single noise she lets out is becuase of Monster Hunter. The hunts she's going on. All holos have read these threads and they're here right now. All while playing Monster Hunter. They keep having technical difficulties because they play so much Monster Hunter, it fries electronics in their room. There's so much Monster Hunter happening in their room that the monsters' screeches cause Youtube's datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they can't stop playing Monster Hunter to think straight.
these ritual posters are starting to get out of hand, it's only a matter of time before all 300 images are just the same picture of Ina
>>2251892>>2251891Everyone loves Ina
>>2251927unforgivable, how could she betray our trust like this
>>2251933Hay you never know she might still go full MH schizo and play with Gura.I wanna believe.
>>2251925A dude used to post roomnmate content with no titles, now he just post memes but the algorythm loved those nameless titles
>>2251888What are they? i know gen5 and EN are close to each other but Gura barely ever name them for what i can recall
>>2251956Based. MonHun love!
I've watched Poruka play this shitty indie game for over 8 hours at this point and now that it's finally over I can tell that Night in the Woods has a pretty nice story and I'm glad Polka is identifying so much with the characters, since she is basically the same as Mae.
>>2251908>>2251951>POV: You are 10 years old
>>2251919No
>>2251943Hey, me too!
>>2251951it's obviously a deadbeat in her body, like that one poster "what is the first thing you would do if you were in your oshi's body?"
>>2251938What happened to her ass?
>>2251924>>2251948/u/schizo art is disgusting
>>2251959God I wish
>>2251968>Gura dies to some boss (I bet Zinogre will clean the floor with her for a long while) no stop>Ina decides to help her>Gura: NO!!! I HAVE TO DEFEAT IT BY MYSELF!!!
>>2251961so pictured here>suicidal ina>homosex ame>homicidal gura>mori>kiara
>>2251991Ground Pounded too much
Which EN is the biggest dork?
>>2251991That artist didn't know that she's actually bottom heavy
hehehhe
I love my boy so, so much.
>>2251956Yes, more monhun, everybody will play monhun!
>>2251925Try getting on youtube and seeing unwanted roommate doxx videos uploaded by some asshole.
>>2251933>seen some people that are disappointed that Ina will play MH with indogs instead of herThe ID's are 100x better for a MH collab than goooruh though, have you seen her MH stream? she took almost an hour to collect some mushrooms anon.
Ame Ame Ame...
>>2252006Mori, to the point of being life-defining
>>2251909
>>2251981>mfw i've never played this game and i don't know moonrates so i can't enjoy this Kino stream
>>2252009NO! ANYA! DON'T DO IT! YOUR TASTEBUDS WILL BE RUINED AND YOU'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO TASTE CUM AFTERWARDS!
What compels someone to do this?
What do I have to do to join the cult of Takodachis?
Is cover’s 3d rigging really just vive?
>>2252006mori, that's literally her entire character
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379173900567801856?s=20https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379173900567801856?s=20https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379173900567801856?s=20
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379173900567801856
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379173900567801856Ame saw Ollie's work.
>>2251981Is it worth playing? all people tell me is that is ''sjw'', whatever the hell that means
>>2252020Read, nigga, READ
>>2252036Severe case of shit taste.
>>2252020Who cares, no one wants to watch the IDsGive me Ina x Gura hub quests with both using weapons they cant playGura on the IG and Ina on the GL or something LET'S GO
>>2252038your reps
>>2252006For me, it's Ame
For good luck
>>2252044>>2252045>>2252046In b4 Guerilla Minecraft
>>2252006Mori's autism is overwhelming.Still far from Aqua's level though. Girl has probably been officially diagnosed.
>>2252046>>2252045>>2252044SHE HATES IT
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDY I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE
>>2251996You think Zinogre will be the monster that gives her trouble? Isn't she entirely new to MH? I'm betting she gets her ass kicked in by basic bitch Rathian well before Zinogre.
>>2251981It's best that no one tell her that the creator of the game an heroe'd.
>>2252036APEX 3150!!!
>>225203650k on debt
>>2252063you got more?
>>2252044>>2252045>>2252046Didn't watch the Ollie stream but that's pretty nice of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wvb0Ict2yEnever change, moona
>No Haachama but indos are a-okay Fuck Enma...
>>2251948Why does she look like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit?
>>2252043what about "edgy"?
Our oshi's were supposed to be the light at the end of the tunnel... But what if the coomers and schizos have actually won? Their victory is in depressing our oshis so that they start to dread coming into work and miss work days. The ultimate result is graduation and disappointment.
>>2252076>50k debt>he got in debt to buy APEX cosmetics to begin with
Man Aqua is one cute autistic onion.
THEY
>>2252046>>2252045>>2252044>3 hoursthat doesn't look like something that took 3 hours
>>2252089I want to rape this mesugaki
>>2252088Mori isn't edgy, she's chuuni. Yes, there is a difference.
I want to punish Shion with my oji-san cock
>>2252088whatever she sees as "edgy" deadbeats see as "dorky"
>INdogs can do whatever they want on both servers>JPs and ENs need layers of permissions to even be in the servers aloneFuck this shit
>>2252044>>2252045>>2252046>>2252055To be honest the bridge looks niceIf anything though I wonder what Ame will think of the changes to the tunnel
>>2252072>Isn't she entirely new to MH?No. She played on the 3DS
>>2252104She built the cabin too.
>>2252104Because it didn't
>>2251978That's not Gura, that's Artemis pretending to be Gura!
>>2252036unironic addictionalso >haha ill reach diamond from bronxe in one day
>>2252104>that doesn't look like something that took 3 hoursTrue, she should learn from a pro. Pic related.
Kisses are gross
>>2252056>no one wants to watch the IDsThat's a fucking lie, if I went through all of Reine's apex bullshit you bet I'm gonna watch some tame ass mh stream. You're just mad because your little shark got shafted.
>>2252109Hey, me too!
>>2252106those are some nice thighs
>>2251973>>2251956>MonHunMonHun is a /v/tier shit that brings all this g*mer autistic faggots here.>What weapon sho she main>I like sword and shield, do you like sword and shield?>Oh it's not an effective to do this>you should do a thing A like this >NO you should do a thing A differentlyGo to back to /v/eddit you disgusting trash. How the fuck do you manage to be worse than minecraft retards is beyond me.
>Youtube is shit>Get notification of marines latest video>Another groveling apology video before resuming activities tomorrow.Fucking FUCK nip companies and bending the knee like this, I pray no EN girl commits a big yab cause I doubt the EN fanbase will take it well.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379174398486179841https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379174398486179841https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1379174398486179841
What is it about holos the brings the worst out of people? No I don't mean [just] the doxxfags and stalkers that's just the tip of the iceberg.
>>2252115>Implying she'll notice without chat saying something
>>2252078
>>2252044THEYARE
>>2252132ogey
The recent influx of Shion posters in these threads makes me really happy
>>2252142Waifu wars but with real peopleDangerous shit
>>2252104She spent a good hour-hour and a half autistically making the minecart tunnel symmetrical
>>2252140snoop dogg who webm
>>2252133Chumfucks really don't touch the other branches. It's Gura, Gura, Gura, Gura's all that matters! with them. You'd be lucky to see them give a shit about another EN other than Amelia when she's collabing with Gura.
I want to cum inside Watson's butthole
>>2252107while chuuni would be more accurate, edgy does include chuuni under its meanings
Gura cute
>>2252132>Kisses are grossI think french kisses (tongue) are incredibly gross, kisses are fine, just like sucking on lips. But tongue on tongue? Ew.
>>2252119that cabin looks like something you can do in 20 minutes.
>Have to watch SEAniggers for changes to the EN server.This is why they're not allowed to fuck with it.
>>2251968Might what do you mean might, that train left long ago.
Is Polka fucking crying again!?
Polka is tearing up at the ending of Night in the Woods!
>>2252139>groveling apologyDid you watch it? Marine did not give a single fuck and blitzed right through it, she was very basedStill dumb that they both had to apologize but Marine knew it was bullshit
>>2252036>over 20 hoursJesas, what rank is he at anyway?
>>2252147would it be an insult to refer to aki as a hag? solely because she gives my dick botan vibes
>>2252138It's only like that on /v/ anon. I'm pretty sure anons here understand that it really doesn't matter what weapon you pick. All weapons are equally good! From the finicky but rewarding Charge Blade to the robust and simple *looks at smudged writing on hand" Lance!
[Great News] Polka is crying happy tears
>>2251999cute
>>2251933In "Ina's Defense" that collab was planned literally two weeks ago. Anyone who actually gets upset at Ina for this is an absolute manlet.
>hololive global>except for gmt+1
>>2252174No, no, no. Gura the cutest.
>>2252140>This Tweet is from an account you blocked.This is something about the Zoombie, isn't it?
>>2251981She's crying anon, it seems the shitty indie game really got to her.
>>2252142Passion
>>2252138True, we should discuss DeadRrat#58 from November or compare numbers instead.Fuck yourself already.
>>2252082Comet...
>>2252174the cutest!
>>2252173You can be edgy without being chuuni though, and vice-versa. Mori's chuuni lacks any serious edge to it.
>>2252184Ame?
>>2252147i busted the fatest nut to belly dancers because of her. thank you aki
>>2252138Didn't ask and don't care. MonHun love.
>>2252201No it was the orange bird.
>>2252215>Not busting to Aki herself
>>2252142Idolfaggotry is serious business.
>>2252161all aboard the cuncun train
Polka needs a fucking hug, is Night in the Woods that depressing?
>>2252161i have always liked shion and i will try to post her more
>>2252170So first you say they're babies and the worst fanbase or whatever and then you want them to watch other Holos anyway? Which one is it? Or are you Pikamee?Why does everyone want to suck chumbuddies' cock so much?
>>2252125>>2252188fresh account with 0RP, it's Plat 1 rn, pretty sure he can do it under 24 hrsthe record to Master is 33 hours, something only a total and absolute schizo can do
>>2252201OLLIE HATE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE INTERACTS WITH VSHOJO MEMBERS & CONNOR OF ALL PEOPLE.https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1379075715107233792https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1379113076658593792https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1379113830446374912https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1379075560672911367https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1379072385324736512https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1379072317188235270
>>2252170>You'd be lucky to see them give a shit about another EN other than AmeliaUnironically true that normie chumbuds don't give a shit about the rest of Hololive. Gura damn near has a fanbase of her own completely separate to it. You'd think Ame would at least be closer to Gura in subs with the constant interaction, if not that then higher than Mori.
Poru...
Poru..
>>2252006Ina
The director of night the woods Alec, that poor dude man.The game seems like an interesting ride but I refuse to play it after how they wronged that poor dude.
>>2252201
>>2252232It's a game about depressed college-aged animals.
>>2252232I've played it before and she probably relates to it
>>2252048It's a specific game made for a specific audience with super realistic dialogue about real problems that real people face. I liked it, but not as much as other people seem to.
>>2252226Never forget what Youtube took from you
>>2252210edgy an be used to describe >xXD4RKNESS_MAST3RXx who spams lennys on all chat after kills in tf2>or your average containment breaching /pol/faggotthe term has gotten too broad recently imo
>>2252242Based
>>2252252So most of Hololive
>>2252245>>2252246poru... mind
>>2252240>plat 1Damn...
>>2252232the main character is basically her anon, what do you think
>>2252242>NyannersOh I'm fucking seething
>>2252249what happened? i seem to be out of the loop again
>Chikin changed her pfp THIS BITCH IS MAKING ME LOSE MY MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDD
>>2252242Can't read those tweets either...
>>2252242>The Trash Taste LadsMoririn...
>>2252187>dogeza and "sorry">"unexpected" technical issues>tweets "well I already apologized I'm not gonna redo it"Based and westernpilled. Japs gotta stop being spineless and apologizing for nothingburgers.
How broken are people who make Polka their oshi?
>>2252223no fucking mmd or sfm has the intricacies to show you how real flesh shakes, you wont understand...
>>2252242>no mention of trying to bring him on stream>not trying to collab with him>doesn't talk about how she wants to break the rulesSEAniggerbros, we lost...
Do you guys spam "Guh" or whatever Kiara's intro word is the same way you guys spam "Wah" for Ina or Gosling for AmeI don't know what you guys do for Gura, Uoooh I guess
>>2252251BOTTOMHEAVY
>>2252259>>2252048I tried to play it when it came out but I literally cannot relate to the fucking characters.
>>2252191This clown is super cute!
>>2252281You're 2 days late anon
>>2252138>Ollie is upset everybody is playing Monhun instead of Apex, so she's taking it out on /hlgg/
What do you think of forward-facing Miko?
>>2252286She's not my oshi but she is my favorite JP, so veryt. Chumbud
>>2252232It kinda is in that ''lonely depressed young adult'' vibe. Speaking on which I wanna see Polka play Life is Strange now.
>>2252242I hate both Ollie and Mori.
>>2252242getting desperate here cuckrades
Fuck coverGraduate Kiara Free Haachama https://m.soundcloud.com/fuck-cover-ch/fuck-cover
I was wondering how long it'd take the 163s to find that tweet.
>>2252138Based as fuck, I can't wait for this arc to be over
>>2252048It's set in a small American town in decline due to their mine going under, the main character is mentally ill and there are gay characters. If you can tolerate that you could definitely enjoy a story about friendship, change, personal struggles and fun supernatural stuff too.
>>2252292Punctuation?
>>2252290This. Comparing Mori to Ollie is a fucking fallacy.
>>2252293I thought that suggests that the cake was already gone before she could investigate, ie someone else already ate itUnless Ame ate it and all of the fat went to her bottom heavy ass and big boobas AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2252276You better seethe at the shitton of people she replied to in response to birthday wishes
>>2252292goomba roomba
o7
Rate the stream.
>>2252304People shit on Life is Strange but at least the first one has a good story fitting for most of the Holo girls. I watched ZonB play the sequel and the story seemed alright too.
>>2252277Long story short, got falsely accused of sexual harassment, was abandoned by everyone including his own sister and he killed himself.
Chickenhttps://youtu.be/aXs8L1wQpX4
>>2252138Holy based fuck MonHun and fuck the niggers who play it
>>2252312Sounds fun, gonna check it out, after all I actually liked Life is Strange
>>2252292Gura has goomba roomba now.
>>2252306>hateCringe
>>225232810/10
>>2252242how dare she reply to people who wish her a happy birthday, hasn't she heard of human interactions?although this one might cause a shitstorm more than connor or any other vshojo members would have
Guess it's time for orange...
>>2252290>>2252315>Trash Taste & attempted Cr1tikal collabs ENTER
>>2252292KICKYRICKY
>>2252331jezas. yeah, i guess it's better if polka doesnt know
>>2252277If I can quickly remember...Anita (THAT ONE) made allegations up about him abusing her, everyone took Anita's side even Alec's own sister and then he killed himself.
>>2252183>>2252186>>2252191>>2252232I love that this clown is in touch with her emotions and willing to share them publicly!
>>2252138>Only /v/ likes MonhunGo fuck yourself.
MUSIC
>>2252056Gunlance is too easy desu. Make them use some hard weapon like charge blade or some shit. That'd be peak comedy.
>>2252138Unironically this. They all need to fuck off
>>2252292instead of saying kikiri, this thread prefers to have a mental meltdown and post about the colour orange and going crazy and internally seething
>>2252331That's fucking rough, damn
>>2252286Not as much as the ones who have Matsuri
>>2252293She didn't eat it you idiot. Mori wanted it to herself, so she lied by saying it was poisoned.
>>2252339Only if the SEAniggers try to samefag it into something. Call me when Mori gushes about how much she wants to collab with those faggots and has a public orgasm over being followed by one of them.
>go do some irl reps for a couple hours>come back>thread is noticeably worseWhy are SEAmonkeys like this?
>>2252328emoi/10Sleep tight, polker
>>2252138Imagine having such irredeemable shit taste you don't like MHNeck yourself
>>2252304Fuck that, she should play Lisa. In fact, all holos should play Lisa
>>2252286Im very broken thanks for asking
>>2252339The point is that she's interacted with vshojo members which is what retards are trying to use as ammo to shitpost.
>>2252334who did you save? your answer will decide if i call you a nigger or based when i reply to you
>>2252349and not a single person involved felt a single ounce of remorse because they "got rid of one of the bad ones".
This is the one with the vtuber yab moment, right?
>>2252335
>>2252342>Trash TasteIronic weebs.>Cr1tikalAverage Twitch e-celetard>VshojoWhores who want everyone to be a whore and who bring politics in.Fuck I don't even know that critical cuck but I bet he would show 1 billion more times respect than vshitters. That said, I hope he never collabs with her.
>>2252309stop shilling your fucking mixtape here anonno one fucking cares, at least try to make music next time and shill it somewhere else
>>2252036Passion for the game.
>>2252342>attempted Key word. EN management reined her in.
>>2252385yes
>>2252309lmao this goes harder than any Mori song
>>2252189Nothing wrong with being a hag, especially if she makes me diamonds
>>2252364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S62QnGE5vchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzjntvTjpDcENTER
>>2252138Based. Fuck MonHunniggers
I'm going to create a a rrat from the ether:Gura and Ina do not like their image songs which is why they never use them.Amelia, Kiara and Mori all like their image songs.
Roberoost! Glad to see you again! How's the place going? I hear that new disease really did a number on the place's revenue. Anything you can recommend today?
Let's say you had the money to send the priciest, fattest Superchat you could, and your oshi is live right now.What would you tell her?
CHICKENWIFE TIME
>>2252328Polka and Ina are the two I can rely on for getting into story-driven games. Cute shriek and happy tears / 10
PUSSY MENTION
>>2252330Wait, I thought the sequel to Life is Strange was actually super political. Wasn't it about illegal Mexican immigrants or something?
>CAT MENTION
>>2252405Ina has too good taste to dislike hers
Say what you will about Kiara. At least she doesn't interact with males.
>>2252063I feel luckier already.
>>2252286I really like Poruka because I see myself in her, I just hope she manages to get out of her eternal slump one day. Because I sure as hell can't
>>2252355>internally
>>2252328POLKA STEP ON ME/10
>>2252393And people are screeching at Ollie for the POSSIBILITY of it, nobody has given a chance for management to cool her down about it. It's a bit hypocritical, if it were an EN, you'd all be defending it, wouldn't you?
>>2252138based, retarded /v/edditors need to fuck off back to their subreddit
>>2252405All of the songs suck and are inferior to the intros they had before
>>2252411"hi gura"
GO KIARA GO
>>2252190Hey, lance can be kinda hard to use unironically. To get the most out of your dps, it requires pretty good knowledge of monster patterns and attacks so that you always time your counter block state with an attack to keep the dps loop going. Not to mention knowing what you can and can't block.
>>2252366Orange woman hours
THIS JUST IN, KIARA HAS A CUTE PUSSY
>>2252394Was ran in astel's chat ?
>>2252420She did promote Roberu's 3D stream. And males were involved with making her music...
>>2252411AME I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD PLEASE SPIT ON ME
>>2252411lol ur Gura's girlfriend.
>>2252321Grawr Grooms
>>2252342>one collab organized by cover and kadokawa>Mori stopped pushing for a collab long agoquite an argument ya got there my dude.
>>2252411Already did when she reached 1M and she thanked me.
>>2252349It was Zoe actually but the rest of your story is correct.
>>2252417Yes, there's an emphasis on corrupt cops and a chapter focusing on a group of tattooed bisexual teens doing drugs in the woods
>>2252355>running amok
>>2252349Not quite, it was the fast food whore herself.
>>2252242please, don't read the replies, for your own sake /hlgg/
>>2252405Ina does like her image song. She was gushing about it constantly when it released. She just doesn't use it because it's supposed to be BGM for her, but she also cherishes the BGM for stuff like Monster Hunter.
>>2252411"jeb heheh.."
>>2252411no message to Guraor her staring emote.
>>2252420She interacted with her brother just a while ago
>>2252427>For management to cool her downiD has management?
>>2252405Well Gura´s song feels weird and out of place anyways
>>2252189She looks like a hag to you because you're used to watching girls not women.
>>2252427I couldn't give less of a shit
>>2252420not after huke-papa stepped out to get some cigarettes...
>>2252401>ClipshitteryAnon.
>>2252405The image songs really came at an unfortunate time, Gura made new BGMs for herself a few days earlier.
>>2252349i WILL NOT type this shit in all caps. i WILL NOT throw a fucking fit as to why that whore is 1) still relevant 2) still alive. i WILL call her a prostitute on twitter though. literally anything that this entitled femoid addresses goes to shithaha wouldnt it be funny if someone were to run her over 5 times in a row as a joke? haha how much does a ticket to the US cost? on an unrelated note, can you rent a car in burgerland without a driver's license?
>>2252427Literally no one would defend an EN going on stream to say "I want to break the rules, God I want to collab on stream with vshojo they are so great"End yourself monkey
>>2252427Ollie flat out stated she wants to break the established rules. You can fuck off trying to spin that as something that is OK.
>>2252012me on the lap
>>2252427>nobody has given a chance for management to cool her down about itThe only reason she did complain was because she's clearly being blocked already. Even Coco went through this, it's just history repeating again and retards doing the same shit again
>>2252405gura said her image song is to busy to read supachas to, which is true
>>2252451>>2252458Ah right I knew I was slightly off mark, thanks for the correction.
Kiara is so cute bros
>>2252411Stop playing MH please. It's really boring.
CAHM ON KEEARAH STAHP PLAYING WITH YAH POOSEY AND PLAH DAH GAME
>Kiara admiring her pussy LIVEJesus this woman has no shame.
>>2252427Wow how fucking new are you.
>>2252196Why do people think Ina is only going to play it once next week the girl was trying to join in Aki's game after playing on stream and off.
RISE
>>2252328I love when Polka plays slow paced or text heavy stuff. Just getting to listen to her makes me happy, and her voice acting just brings that to a whole other level. The fact that she gets so invested is the cherry on top.
What's preventing them from giving Cover the neigh?
>>2252174Gura lives in my head rent free!
get in
KIKKERIKIIIII
>>2252048It’s just a coming of age game. The last time I saw any gameplay of it was when Matt and Wooliee played it. It looks cute and fun, and I don’t think it’s terribly SJW in nature. The developer is an absolute faggot though, and I wouldn’t mind his head being slammed on a spike.
>>2252161I'll always be mad at Marine. She could've fucked this, but she chickened out halfway. What a tragedy.
>MH RiseSo she did buy it
>MHRyab
who dis
>>2252309Teejayx6chama...
She has Monster Hunter
>>2252411>kiara my grandmom just died of stage 6 cancer can you sing i will never give you up by rick astley for me because i think it is very poggy and the least you can do for me in these trying times
KIARA FINISH YOUR MH DOWNLOAD
>Monster Hunter Rise AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>SHE BOUGHT MONSTER HUNTERSHE KNEELS!
>kiara already bought rise
>MonHun "downloaded"SOON BROTHERS
I almost forgot Kiara was streaming today
>>2252512(Me)
>>2252515Does she not have enough space to install it?
>>2252400nah, i mean since i dont follow roommate posts i dont know if i would be wrongly calling her old
>>2252512its me
>>2252427>if it were an EN, you'd all be defending it, wouldn't you?Someone wasn't here when the deadbeats cannabalized themselves over this exact issue, and it shows.
>>2252286Hey don't judge me ok? I just want to hear her say that it's gonna be allright if we stay together. It won't
>>2252483Established rules that people place on hololive, not hololive rules themselves. I agree with her, it's not like she's going to jeopardize other holos and they still clearly love her. They pop up in her chat fairly frequently and she talks with them a lot on discord.
MONHUN CHADS WIN AGAIN
>>2252497People are stupid and are assuming because Gura tends to only play a game once a week that Ina's "chance" to collab with her has gone to the dogs.
Chicken is going to get fucking filtered by MHR
>>2252512Could just be a JP account. I have two accounts so I can buy stuff off the regular store and the JP store. Kiara actually knows Japanese so
Everyone who dislikes MH needs to fuck offIt's peak Japanese culture and a great series of games
>>2252286I got meds and feel pretty good, but I have an existential feeling of loneliness only a love confession from a cute clown can fill.
>>2252242Oh shit, I guess we need to write a letter to Cover.
WATCH MY MONSTER HUNTER STREAMS
>>2252510>>2252511>>2252515Based. Monhun chads win again.
https://twitter.com/yokawausoyo/status/1379105796219269125?s=20
>>2252512looks like zelda
>>2252510>>2252511>>2252515>>2252517oh no no no>>2252138>>2252311>>2252333>>2252354>>2252402>>2252431bros... we lost...
>>2252512It's her alt for monster hunter
Kiara's cats will never have the status of Taiga, Bubba, or any of the other holo pets.
>>2252242>thanking people who wished her a happy birthday grasping at straws here, zoomcucks
>>2252542MH is the new DQ.
>>2252512Roommate (Forma de real)
>open stream>Kiara is insecure
>>2252439A few moments ago, yes.
>>2252552kek
>>2252439yeah they showed up relatively early in the first stream, not sure about the second part and who are they, i've never heard of them before?
I cant wait for the next Gura´s MH stream!!
>>2252420YetShe said she'll do Holotalk with the Holostars eventually
>>2252242I don't think anyone here likes it when Mori does it either, if that's what you mean. However I trust Enma will prevent this from moving beyond tweets, but I can't say the same about ID management. Ollie is more dangerous because of that.
>>2252170I mean to be fair, Gura almost never collabs with anyone outside her genmates. She's super awkward around doing collabs. I think that shy awkwardness has lead to some of her fans only caring about her and nobody else. Really hoping she breaks her weird ass complex and does more fun collabs soon.
>>2252537>I agree with her, I really want to see holos collab with vshojo and connor, I want them all to stream together!
I LOVE MY PERFECT AND NATURAL CHIMKIN WIFE
>>2252420Who fucking cares puritynigger
>>2252552Monster Hunter... Won...We... Cocksuckers... Lost...
Vtubing must be a godsend to skip daily makeup
>>2251914me too!that was a nice stream
>>2252547>WATCH MY ... STREAMSNo :^)
>>2252542but I hate Japanese culture
ach-nay
UNO
Why does everything Kiara do give me a fucking seizure.
What weapon will Kiara main? Will she forget that she has a Sword and Shield in her design?
NOT YOU TOO, CHIMKIN WIFE
>>2252532It wasn't nearly as volatile as the hate towards Ollie because it's every fanbase shitting on her on top of all of the actual racists jumping in. EN has developed an actual simp culture here and it's telling that nobody cares about >>2252242because's it's an EN member.
>Kiara has MHCAN'TSTOPWINNING
Kiara always looks naturally perfect and beautiful!
>>2252537Yeah, people loved Kaoru once too, until he became anathema.
The Monster Hunter arc will never end.
>>2252411Play haunting ground
YOUR OSHI WILL PLAY MONHUN
>>2252594SATSUKI KIRYUIIIIIIIIIN
>>2252472that's also true, but i'd say it's primarily because i dont follow roommate posts so i dont know if it;s accurate
>>2252559Except for the part where MH is great and DQ is boring
>>2252175French kissing is all fine and dandy, till you meet someone who's idea of it is ramming their whole ass tongue down your throat and face fucking you. Then its no longer fun.
>>2252603Please I just masturbated delte this
>>2252589Remember the whole mess with P*k*m*n*? It was literally for the sake of not having to deal with that stuff while still having some kinda on-camera presence.
>>2252309>fuck rrats>fuck coverhuh?>>2252399true
>>2252512It's the second account she uses just for the Switch port of Xenoblade X since it only has one save file per account... hahahahha...
>>2252623Fine, just for you
>>2252583People really can't make a valid point here unless they make an extreme strawman. Way to put words in my mouth retard
>>2252512J*y
>>2252608pol
Kiar...
>>2252106This thumbnail looked like a dullahanLike a headless Shion was holding her head by her thighs
Kiara getting sexual pains from our sex
>>2252613No she won't.
>everyone spams the thread when Ina says wah>nobody posts kikkeriki when kiara does itUh... KFP employees? You don't want your bonuses?
>>2252613Ina plays MH more than I do. I've been trying to keep up and she's still three HR above me.
*farts* *shits*
>>2252599You're either new or have a bad memory. The Ollie hate has been 100x less than what Mori got for the podcast and critical shit.
>>2252515>>2252529Yeah, she said she bought it but didn't have enough storage space to install it yet.
>>2252599>It wasn't nearly as volatile as the hate towards Ollie because it's every fanbase shitting on her on top of all of the actual racists jumping in. >t. deadbeat
KIARA'S GOT PERIOD CRAMPS LET'S GOOOO
>>2252512I believe that is a character from Animal Crossing
>>2252639>KFP>Getting paid
>>2252634Back to /d/ with you anon.
>>2252599>simp cultureWhere did you even come from?
>>2252592But we’re in /jp/
>>2252630The whole argument is childish.Just ignore it.
HER PERIOD CRAMPS AAAAAHHHHH
>>2252541even then I don't see gura wanting to collab this early, gura probably wants to tryhard the game more before collabing
>>2252639KFP's aren't as desperate for validation as Tako's. Their oshi on the other hand.
Please.. I just want to cuddle her..
What the fuck is the chicken even talking about? why not go straight for the fucking game?
>Cat talkmuted until she starts the game
>>2252629thank you brotherI saved it
>its an endless loop
>>2252639I just post three arrows and take "based" quotes out of context
>>2252641based
>>2252106>>2252109>>2252135Pedophiles deserve the rope and you get closer to it each time you indulge your mental defect.
>Chicken couldn't sleepIs every EN just incapable of getting a proper sleep schedule?
>>2252411"When's that toe cracking ASMR you promised Gura? Its been 33 years."
>>2252639>bonuses>implying
>>2252642Only because no one cares about ID to begin withA category 5 yab of an ID is only equal to a category 2 yab of an EN
>>2252659I come here for childish arguments, that's half the board
Wait...Ayame is...cute?
If you're trying to get a girlfriend just make sure you don't put a lot of pressure on them (like guys did to me) just take it easy but please be sure you don't pressure them. Be yourself but don't be forceful.
>the second account is my roommateYAB
>>2252599Just fuck off already.
>that second account is my roommateYAB
kiara you kinda casually doxed your roommate
>>2252561I WAS RIGHT
>>2252642If you compare the number of people here who give a shit about each to the amount of schizo threads and hate thrown at them, Ollie has been getting a lot more. She has a smaller fanbase and not a ton give a shit about the indo branch at all so the hate, even if it's less numbers, is still more.
>btw thats my roommateYab
>>2252309Mori cover when
>>2252639She is the one who crows, employees are assembling
>by the way that second account is my roommateTenchou slaying rrats in the womb
GRADUATE OLLIE IMMEDIATELY
>my roommateNO KIARA DO NOT SELF-DOX
>>2252639Do KFP actually like Kicky Ricky?
>Switch notifsOH NO NO YAB
KIARAS BF SWITCH ACCOUNT YAB
You might think the MH arc may end soon, but the updates will keep pulling them back, IT WILL NEVER END, MONHUN CHADS ALWAYS WIN
Holy shit Kiara's roommate turned out to be Artemis?!?!?
>that 2nd account is my roomate
>>2252512She just said it's her roommate.
>immediately gives excuse for second accountSHE'S
>>2252686always has been
>roommate mention
Oh look the game Gura love is on sale
>>2252675you dont belong here newfag
>>2252705I'm getting flashbacks...
>>2252411Thanks Ina can I get a flap wiggle?
>>2252675Sounds like someone is projecting
SSSS watchalong part 2 when?
>2nd account called Parasit
>>2252556Being utter tier trash?Good, did not expect those two to be as annoying as Bubba anyway
>>2252667Even Ame will chat for a few minutes before starting depending on her mood.
>Buy English version>Actually get Japanese version
NO KARAOKEOFFICIALLY A STINKY SQUIRREL
>>2252566they were from the Up8 group before it died, so Kizuna Ai, Nobuhime, Meika among others, they used to collab with Hololive quite a lot, even Mel had a collab with them on Apex
>>2252717I wanted to play this when it had come out, but it was epic exclusive and now I have no desire to play it at all.
>>2252286I don't speak for all Omaruza but I'm pretty fucking brokenno, I will not take meds
>>2252380At first I saved the town because fuuuck, Zoe really got on my nerves during the 1st playthrough. Then I played again to see what I've missed and opened up her path more, discovering that while she was still a bitch she really was dealt a bad hand at life. Kate is BY FAR the best girl on that game, and also fuck that spineless dweeb Warren.
>>2252685thanks for the advice floating head gura
>>2252726When Trigger and Fagimation PAYS THEM MORE to shill it.
>>2252561Nice prediction.
>>2252682Go make an ID thread if you care so much, faggot.
>2nd account is roomate.>She calls herself parasite.Tenchou's roommate/girlfriend... Your self worth reps.
>>2252388>Vshoujo badYes I agree, but also, you leave ironmouse alone. She's the only saving grace in that walking shitshow.
>>2252706I like it, it's cute
>>2252639Kiara has already too many memes on this thread that anons spam. I don't want to add another one, that she does literally every stream.
>>2252729>Parasit>Leech too are parasitesSHE'S FUCKIN HERE
Kiara was here yesterday, right?
>>2252528I refuse to look up any of the holos roommate but im pretty sure she is not actually a hag
>>2252556I hope Bubba dies.t. teamate
>>2252713Tired of shitty rrats with no effort
>>2252662>ID2 is debuting in a couple of weeks
>>2252582fuck that, gura has already started interacting with other branches and there are plenty of holos that collab less often, people just single out gura because of WAHH SHE DOESN'T DESERVE NUMBERS
>>2252685My shark daughterwife's advice is so fucking useless!
>>2252242Does Melody ever try to interact with people or did she just accept her blacklisting?
*Makes a rainbow bridge that requires for you to jump because it's not straight*What will you do about it?
>>2252740nigger
when did kiara change her avatar? so she was the first one...
>>2252189Aki is a married and there is nothing wrong with lusting after her, older women are the best.
>>2252747Whoever made her new model did her dirty though.Old Ironmouse > new Ironmouse
No update on Ame's schedule. No stream tonight.
>>2252710the absolute mad fenix is imune to leeches https://streamable.com/r1wsic
>>2252767She had a collab with a normal twitch girl a few days ago
Everyone should just do what Coco did with the 2nd switch account. Name it their after their husbando and then "accidentally" leak it.
>>2252745I evidently don't. Something you would know if you could read.
>>2252772Yesterday
>>2252556To be fair, nothing can stand against Taiga.
>>2252762Overly defensive, every single fucking chumcuck...
How many more games are there of this I unironically hate it with a passion it's so fucking stupid why would they even make it
>>2252746it really is a huge red flag, so many depressed tweens unironically have names like trashbag/loser
>>2252746Her roommate has consistently proven herself to be based. It seems Kiara has some great people in her life
>>2252641go back
>if you're not a douchebagKYara...
>>2252790It's japanese "humor"
>>2252411>Send an Akasupa to Kiara"I loved your last karaoke and I'm sorry I couldn't send this while you were singing. Your DKC streams are so fun, and I'm glad to see you and Bubba are happy in the new office. Keep up the great work, detective!"
>>2252292People can't spell Kickyricky so they don't do it.
>>2252772She kinda stands out... Again...
>>2252756Yes. Every holo reads every post. I know this because they referenced a very common meme that originated here but is posted on every website. I am not a schizo.
>>2252773it's just that i would rather refer to her as a MILF than as a hag but based on the shit i've gotten from here she doesnt have a demonic spawn people refer to as children
>>2252717She should've done the rewatch of this instead of her debut.
>>2252594Fierro!
>>2252685i'm not trying to get a girlfriend anymore but that sounds like it'll be useful to someone, thank you gooruh
>oge>ogey>ogay
>>2252785I thought you were another Anon, my apologies.
>>2252747She's okay and I feel bad for her but that doesn't make her "lol SEX!" content much better
You guys think Kiara's pubes are made of fire?
I love Kiara, but I have no confidence she's not going to get filtered by fucking Great Izuchi...
How emotional would Polka get if she got to do Journey with companion as good as the one Ina got for the whole game.
>>2252731>it's there anything you have to tell me before we start?
>ogey
>>2252685thanks Guayana Gromit
>>2252411Reine I know money is the last thing you need but I just want you to know that you changed my entire perception of race. I love you so damn much that if I had enough money I'd hire a PMC to protect me from your family before asking for your hand in marriage.
>>2252770get banned from the En server like Haachama
>>2252736thanks
>>2252800HOLY BASED
>Mayoneese
>>2252772>it took Watson almost 2 months to get another 100k subs after 1MTeammates, why aren't you promoting her...
>I like RPG games>I liked Role Playing Games GamesDefend this KFP
>>2252613AND APEX
>>2252824n-no...
>>2252277>>2252331There's a little more to the story. iirc, the guy was a mental mess and was known for having severe anger issues (in part due to his mental health being bad) and had some odd opinions on trans people. Supposedly his viewpoint on trans people ended up making it into the game somehow and it pissed a lot of people off (I never played it so Idk if this is true or not) anyways, the sexual assault shit happened soon after and it compounded ontop of itself. Was a double-whammy.
Sex peko
>>2252820>kiara's pubeshe lacks critical information
It's hard to resist the urge to kill myself as I watch these stupid stinking bitches get thousands of dollars for sitting on their flabby cellulite riddled asses and playing video games. I live paycheck to paycheck. I work minimum wage at the local grocery store for ten hours every day come home, watch this shit while shitposting in this thread, then I cry myself to sleep. I still give them the little spending money I have through memberships because I'm addicted to watching streams but I fucking hate all of them. God I wish I were born a woman so I could have had the easy life.
>>2252756Yes she was
>>2252822I'll grudge post you in a week when she plays it.
>>2252422Anon...
>>2252789>chumcuckNah, he's a cuck and cuck only. he would know that Gura's goal is to be on a stage with all her genmates and friends from Hololive.The reason she doesn't collab often is that she's shy as hell.
>>2252846No one cares fag
>>2252822>you'll never teach Kiara the basics of monhunpain
>>2252778she's still indecisive, please wait
>>2252820They're made of nothing, she's clean as a whistle.
>>2252846That's life, buddy.
>>2252824You're cuter than usual
>>2252846>God I wish I were born a woman so I could have had the easy life.grass is greener etc etc
>>2252762gura has had one (1) collab in six months outside of EN
>>2252833She does her best to not promote herself.
>>2252846Meds...
Who the fuck does not know how to play that card game?
Luna is now a Christian.
KIARA BASED LET THOSE POOR KIDS DIE
>>2252846nice blogpost wagecuck. just stop working like i did. who gives a fuck the world is ending
>>2252846Do a flip
>>2252846t. Artemis
>>2252789>oh god I hate chumbuds>wahh chumbuds please watch my indog>gura p-please share some numbersnot gonna happen
>>2252613I hope so.
>>2252820>pubes>he does not possess the knowledge
>>2252411
>>2252846WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGIE
>>>
>kiara opens her legs when I walk past her
UNITY LOVE
NUMEROS
>>2252685If she can't handle my boxcutter's flirtin' then she don't deserve me
SHE'S FUCKING HERE
>>>cute
Is this>>>
KIARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>>Kek
>>2252309There's a huge niche not picked up on by the typically weeb hentai rappers like thetmns and hentaidude. Rapping about fucking your hololive oshi and you will get famous. You can get even target the cunny crowd if you drop a disclaimer "this really ain't my style i ain't no pedo nigga" or "I ain't into that shit" and if its a collab, then you can rap about slipping it into the cuncun all you want. Throw away your morals, you can make it
fucking /vt/rannies, get the fuck out
>>2252685I've given up on love but thanks though
So what the fuck even is this game? I haven't watched any streams of it
This fucking chicken is based as fuck HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2252613>monster hunterWhat would my oshi do in that?
T... TICK TOCK???
> > >
>>2252800Nah, make it even worse and make her believe it until the very end.
> > >> > > > > >
>>2252512her (actual)roomate and current girlfriend, c'mon anon step your info game up
tik tok is deaddeaaaaad
the narratives you goofy bird, the narratives
SLAYER OF RRATS
>>>She's here
>let's reach one million togetherAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TICKTOCKTICKTOCK
TICK TOCKNINOFART INASHIT
>>2252824lookin' cuter than usual today, watsonhow do you do it
TICK TOCK NINOMAE INACUTE!
KIARA IS FUCKING HERE
Kiara....
kiara confirmated that she wants Ina to Win
Get the fuck out here, bird
>>2252892>>2252893>>2252895>>2252896>>2252897Suck my cock.
>TICK TOCKSHE'S
kiara is the tick tock poster...
>>2252838It's time for that kusoge to die.
>1M together>Reach it on the same dayAnd so it's solidifiedShe may have actually been here yesterday jfc
what the fuck did she say now?
>TICK>TOCK>INASHIT
>>2252846Then don't resist
I would not care if Kiara died.
>have you guys noticed?no kiara, I can't say I have.
GO INA GOOOOO
>>2252836The dumber she acts, the harder I get.
>>2252953slorp
>chimkin numberfaggingsasuga
>Kiara was holding back her true powers, so she could reach the goal together with Ina
AHHHH THE NUMBERS KIARA, WHAT DO THEY MEAN????
>>2252639I don't even know how to spell kikeereeker
Remember a long time ago when Aki gave you some good advice during holotalk, Kiara?
>>2252778>poorfag
TICK TOCK INA YOU'RE GONNA REACH 1 MILLION SECOND by 3 minutes
>>2252824Why do I love it when she does that?
THEY ARE
>>2252960>She literally just said some people were saying she'd make it before thenKiara, you gotta stop reading these threads
TICKTOCKNINOMESSYINASHITTICKTOCKTAKANASHITKIARASS
>not holy >not roman>not an empire
>>2252874Holy fuck I'm a Lunaito now
>>2252854I support everything gura does, if she collabs she collabs, I dislike faggots saying it's her fucking obligation to be chummy with every single member of every branch as a sort of penance for big numbers or something
>>2252921How, every JP has streamed it.
Well if Kiara plans that 1M endurance they can avoid reaching it together
>>2252921you would get a low score by posting this
>>2252846fix yourself you miserable fuck. no one is gonna come save you
SHE'S HERE WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????????????????
>>2252823She would genuinely write an entire letter to thank her companion and post it to her member's chat, I'd bet money.
>>2252960Im laughing so hard arrowposting completely derailed whatever shit the thread had going on before, this is great.
>>2252953fellatio
>>2252960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2cFx6AMdKg&ab_channel=VaanCh..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2cFx6AMdKg&ab_channel=VaanCh..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2cFx6AMdKg&ab_channel=VaanCh..
>>2252685>make sure you don't put a lot of pressure>Be yourself but don't be forceful.woow that's a whole lot of nothing
>>2252846Become a woman simple as
>>2252846Just become a woman everyone's doing it.https://files.catbox.moe/yb1ccf.webm
>Kiara already believes she'd hit the milestone after Ina>despite the fact she's doing the endurance to 900kC-Chimkin... that's loser mentality...
Will Kiara and Ina hit 1 mill before Gura hits 3 mill?
>>2252566A watamate.
>>2253004AAAAAAAAAAAAAH TRANSATLANTIC BLOWJOB
>>2252953*Unzips your dick*
What side has Botan Porn as adds?
Why do you guys bully the Indonesian girls?
>>2252874https://streamable.com/mmxkrc
THIS GAME ISN'T FUNNY IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERATERETARDED BIRD
>>2252824I literally ALWAYS post some version of "you look cuter than usual today Ame" when she asksAnyone else?Think I've done it like 80 times by now
>>2252685Every single person that tells me to just ''BEE URSELF'' don't know how much of an asshole I am.
>>2252998BASED ADVICE
>>2252992Collabs between Holos are some of the best streams in Hololive, I too want to see Gura have fun with someone else like that anon does.
>>2253029The game isn't funny even if you aren't
>>2252817Anon, the girl is functionally unable to have sex, or leave her house. You can't blame her for being pure horny at all times. That said, she's far better solo than in collabs where she tries harder to fit in by doubling down on the "lol sex xdxdxd" shit.
>>2252874>Luna is now a Christian.
>>2252846Bullet to the brain and pray you are born again as a woman
>I will pay attention>WE WILL BE PLAYING BASEBALL TODAY
lapdance from kiara....
Kiara...
>>2252551
click
>>2252771t.tumblr
>>2252874
I miss Skyrim
>>2253003The power of orange
>>2252822Ina please... MH babysitting collab... you literally stream in the same timeslot...
>>2252874Insanely based and Lord-pilled.
>>2252411Reine if proposing to you wouldn't get me a free pair of cement shoes I would do it in a heartbeat! This supa is reparations for this message. Please, think of my loved ones.
>Kiara sits her trash compactor ass on your lap on the train
>>2253059nice guitar.
>>2253037'be yourself' isn't about guaranteed success, it's so you don't waste your time with someone who you're not compatible with while pretending to be someone you're not.
>>2252874Blessed.
>>2252993It seems boring so I never watched any streams of it
>>2253072>get deported for sexual harassment>worth it
>>2252330>>2252417They are both political, but the second one is purely political, while the first on is only political in that it advocates for gay rights and shit. I hate both of them and think they are horribly written, but the first one is miles better than the second. So take that for what you will.
>>2252571AFTER she's done with hologirls... At this rate, cover might go out of business before she has a chance to.
>>2252773Aki doujin by Momofuji Rio when?
>>2252675Null go back to making an ass of yourself
the sciencereps....
>>2253026Lots of people here love the ID girls. Only Ollie gets hate and Iofi is basically ignored.
>>2253075Is Gura's problem a "compatibility" problem or the fact that she hides in a shell?
>>2253072RIP pelvis.
>the thing where things fall down>oh, gravityKiara....
>>2253072SEX
When Netwon discovered...the thing
>He learned that things fall down
>>2253059nice guitar, botan
>>2252824n-no, stop looking at me like that please
You just fucking know Kiara was trying to move it up and down instead of left and right because she doesn't know how a gear works.
>>2252874Based.
>>2252846I have a theory that posters like this suffer from some weird trans cope and ignore the fact that most successful streamers are overwhelmingly male
>I'm Cancer
>>2252874How joyful. Come now, let us all rejoice in her newfound faith
>I'm cancershe knows at least
>am cancer
A MC R A B
>am cancer!
>"I'm cancer!"Kiar...
am cancer
well theyre all dead, whoops
>>2253097fuck if i know; i'm no psychiatrist. she seems to have some severe confidence issues though.
>>2252685I'm 32 and have been in a few serious relationships. It's all pointless... I found out the hard way that I value my freedom and money more than a squeeze.It's just not worth it, women are just money vaccums and it's cheaper to just get an escort.
Kiara is the most seiso girl on this game.
People die when they are killed.
>I'M CANCERKiara!?
>>2253072Who do I have to kill to make this happen?
>they're all deadLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>2253109My fucking sides
>I'm cancerKIARA NOOOOOOO
She is so fucking dumb..I love her so much
>am cancershe's here
>>2252781I meant Holos.
>>2253109kek
MAMALONI LET THE PLANE FLY
>>2253097Gura is amazing at reading the room and adapting to her collab partner. The problem is she's a literal ball of anxiety that has a panic attack at the mere mention of someone she doesn't know on a personal basis.
>>2252824https://files.catbox.moe/lygcn3.mp3
>>2252427Are we all seriously just forgetting that Coco really wanted to collab with Projekt Melody and fought against management to try and make it happen? Like, this isn't really anything new. We've seen this play out twice before.
>kiss my assWITH PLEASURE, KIARA!
>>2253088Wait, when does the first Life is Strange advocate for gay rights? It just has gay characters, it isn't telling you to do anything about it.
I can't stop thinking about Gura's feet
>>2252638>Ah-me can you pwease pway monsta hunta wif me?
>She goes to a dentistWhat the fuck I thought she was European
It's weird how pretty much everyone here agrees that Kiara is the best girl
>>2252073It's the composer who was hero'd, not the creator
>Wisdom teeth Oh no she's a hag...
>>2252874That's a typo, it was meant to be "Je suis" now that she can play Monster Hunter on stream again.
>>2253170But I need to shitpost
>>2252874luna is jesus. not christian.
GOOMBA ROOMBA
OH FUCK
>>2253170ID doesn't have managers. vShojo are mods in her fucking chat.
Kiara is extra cute today
>gonna remove wisdom teeth in 1-2 yearsis this an age dox?
>>2253176
>>2253145I don't think your freedom and money will hold your hand on your deathbed bro
>Joggers really hate loud noiseswhat
>>2252746>Tenchou's roommate/girlfriendSo let me get this straight, Kiara clings on Mori with her /u/ bullshit for months, and as soon as she leaves japan she jsut get together with another girl? Extremely based chickim
I could not think of a chuuba more mismatched to MonHun than ame. Would make for some funny rage clips though.
>>2252583I mean I'd be okay if a holo collabed with Ironmouse. She's cute and fun. Anyone else from Vshoujo though? Hell no, keep them the fuck away.
>never been into Rushia>see her and Tamaki clips>fuck I laughed>watch more Rushia>expected a lot more pettan jokes>got a violent, yandere comedian with some pettan jokesWhy didn't you fucks tell me Rushia was actually entertaining and didn't have just one running gag?
>>2253177>I'll think about it
>>2253198No
>>2253180Yuros go to the dentistThey just don't do that "teeth whitening" shit
>>2253170As far as I remember she mentioned her on stream (she even did like...an ad for her or something?) and management told her never to bring up Melody again.
>>2253157Damnit this take on Kiara is fucking cute CUTE
>>2253170>fought against managementDidn't she just mention once she'd like to collab with her, and then later (when it came up in a SC or chat message or something) that management told her no and not to talk about it anymore? It didn't seem like she particularly fought the decision, though I think a Melody collab wouldn't have been particularly off-brand for Coco either.
MITE MITE MITE
>>2252879How do you survive with no job? Will your savings really sustain you for that long?
transformer, like artemis?
Is that wizard cursing people with math equations gone? Are we safe?
>>2253198No?
>>2253130Gura, who is a devout Christian, is my favorite rrat that came out of this place.
>joke about cancerCan we blow this up to the point where she has no choice but to graduate?
>when they have that... thing...?
>>2253211Do you think a one trick pony would be the 2nd most supacha on youtube?
>DOXX MENTION
KIARA WANTS TO STREAM DRUGGED
KIARA YOU'RE GONNA COMMIT A MASSIVE YAB ON DRUGS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>2251902She's the best!
>dox myself
>>2253192No, Luna is genius not Jesus.
>>2253207>So let me get this straightheh
>wants to stream while under anesthesiaYAB
>Kiara is a flat eartheroh no no no no
>Chicken wants to stream when high on painkillersDid you even watch Ame's debut?
Chimkin...
>>2253203T o T
>Drugged Kiara streamLETS GOOOOOOOOO
https://streamable.com/0bsp9o
>>2253198I know people who got them removed at 16 and also at 27 so no
>probably not doxx myselfKEK
>>2253193Someone needs to stop this shark
>Earth is flatKIARA NO THINK OF THE POLITICS
>I would probably not even dox my self>I would say "why is the earth round? it's flat"
PEKORA GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR THE FLAT EARTH FANDOM
>>2253180Euros have dentists for actual oral health problems they just don't have a culture of cosmetic dentistry or use fluoride in their water which is why their teeth are so awful.
drugged kiara let's fucking goooooooo
>>2253206police sirens are loud pls andastd
THE FUCKING YAB QUEEN AIMING FOR THE TOP
I love this yab chikin
>Flat Earther Kiara>Antimask AmeI need a conspiracy rating stream with the two of them
Drugging Kiara!
>>2253194I mean to be fair Ollie probably doesn't know that much about them besides them being very popular Western vtubers. I wouldn't take her doing stuff like that or saying she wants to collab with them as some kind of endorsement of their values as people.
Kiara, they don't give you strong anesthetic for a wisdom teeth removal...
>Won't doxx myselfDYRBI?
>Coco did a stream when under the influence of sleep drugsOrange women really do be connected
ENMA'S GONAN FREAK
>>2253239>weCall me when it's Ollie and maybe then I'll help.
>>2253198Not really because some people don't have to remove their wisdom teeth at all, they just come in and cause no issues. Plus there are people who get them taken out in their teens.
What is it about orange women and wanting to stream while on drugs?
>>2253183She's the wildcard, if you can't derive entertainment from the wildcard then there's probably something wrong with you.
Kiara is a flat eartherBased
>that would be cute and funny
>CUTE>AND>FUNNY
>CUTE AND FUNNYSHE'S
>CUTE AND FUNNY
>cute and funny
CUTE AND FUNNY
>>2253252jesus! luna is not baby, genius.
>>2252874sus baby...
w-what was that kiara?
>>2253239Anon.. Your astrology reps.
I removed my Widsom Teeth but the anesthesia didn't make me hallucinate at all.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>2252685Give example of forcefulness please, I cant really make a clear image in my head. Did they try to fuck you every 30 mins or something? Sorry if its a stupid question, I have 0 dating experience.
Is nobodys gonna tell Kiara that they don't actually give you the ''get high'' kind of anesthesic for a wisdom teeth removal?
>cute and funnySHE'S FUCKING HERE
>>2253183I called her the best girl in SC a while back and she told me to fuck off :(
>>2253211Tamaki’s super cute, but he’d be way hotter if he wasn’t obviously voiced by an actual girl. I wish she was better at the “girl voicing a feminine boy” voice that other jap VAs are so good at
>>2253198Kiara confirmed to not be 6.
>>2253207She is moving out soon. But Kiara has met at least 3 girls in her home now. Her roommate, the friend who taught her Ukelele basics and her sexy friend from her job who thought she was doing anime porn.
look at this graph
>>2251891Damn I wish Ina would destroy my face with her GIANT ass
>>2252685Is it okay to grab butt when we hug
>>2253198I had mine done when I was 17. My brother is in his late 20s and hasn't gotten his taken out yet. Basically all it confirms is that Kiara is at least a teenager, but I don't think anyone doubted that.
>>2253280the yab queen is ollie don't get it twisted
>>2253243I assumed simps gonna simp. Female streamers can get money just by being cute so i don't really look into their SC amount to know if they are actually quality
Kiara can't stop dogwhistling today
>>2253331
Do you think Kiara would be upset if EN management keep pushing the "HoloEN are not idols" angle
>>2253286True she's probably not aware of all the baggage most of them have.
>>2253321They did for me. That motherfucker all most killed me because he had the gas too high.
>>2253180You're thinking of orthodontists.
Pakael bows to Astel...bros.
What is it about "cute and funny"?Did I miss something over Easter?
Is kiara's mom the strongest holomom?
>Where were you when Cow was dead?
Is kiara trying to tell us that she is here?
>wake up from dream where I was on a wholesome date at a theme park with Ina, in which I had to push her around in her wheelchairWhat did my subconscious mean by this?
Kiara is more ESL than usual today.
kiara close /hlgg/
>were when you when x
>>2253365She's an austrian pig butcher. The fuck do you think?
>9/11 jokeHow does she keep getting away with it?
>Panics when social media comes upModern woman chicken!
all this game does it make me wish someone played wario ware
Kiara... I get it you're here No no please stop I do get it. Hilarious. Please Kiara if you are going through tough times talk to someone about it. I don't think watching you spiral into madness is funny. You were my favorite HoloEN by far, but watching the way the prideful woman I looked up to act so pathetic now is discouraging. You have real fans who care please listen to them and not the hoard of cows who want to see you fail.I just want my tenchou back.
>>2253321Some dentists do, some don't.
Kiara wants some cute and funny!
Kiara has a /hlgg/ tab open right now.
Reminder your oshi will play Monster Hunter
>>2253198I had mine removed at a relatively late age myself mostly because they got cavities and it seemed like it made more sense to pull them than to worry about filling them.
What the hell is that on the hololive ID official channel?
>>2252552>he thinks I actually chickenRumao
>>2253385and rhythm heaven
KYara...
Why does Kiara suck her teeth so much? Does she have the same thing as Polka?
Kiara has spent all day browsing 4chan!Say something nice about her!
kiara was like "Fuck domestic violence We going international"
>>2253400Learn English
>>2253369I dunno but that would be some great InAme schizo art.
>>2253283>antimaskwhen
NOOOOOOO I'M GONNA SEEEEEEEEEETHE
>>2253364lurk moar
>>2253394Good.
KEK KIARA TRULY HATES MALES
>>2253400>he doesn't chickenNGMI
>>2253391Can anyone tell me what this guy is talking about?
>>2252599Anon, back when the dreaded podcast happened, /jp/ was fucking unusable for a solid week.
>>2253283>Aliens Gura
>>2252618Other way around
>she wouldn't share her music with you on the ride homeBASED
>>2253349She would quit.
So busy talking with chat she ignored her BF...
>>2253397this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp90CrP-s_8an original song with all 6 members, can't wait
>NO GIRL GETS THE BF HEADPHONES SITUATIONWHAT`S UP WITH THESE HOLOGIRLS
>>2252613Not for a while. She's still in Aug 2020, so I have a good 6 or 7 months of not worrying about it.
>>2253321Fuck you I wish they did it, I got all of my 4(FOUR) teeth extracted in the same day and the asshole dentist just gave me a weak ass injection. God I though he was gonna break my jaw.
>>2253286>>2253351This is what I feel worst about regarding her hate, she's like a stupid little sister. Why do people feel the need to freak out over this shit? Just let management inform her that they aren't good to collab with. They did it with Coco and Melody. Schizos are just afraid that indo management isn't capable enough but higherups won't let anything ACTUALLY yab be a collab.
I LOVE YOU ORANGE
>>2252138Based Risuner
>>2253369The Taiwan schizos got to you anon, its too late already...
>>2253420No idea I've been with chicken for many months now and that guy's a schizo.
succ it in tenchou....
I would definitely make my millionaire vtuber gf pay for everything
KIARA NO
>Yum suck it. Suck it all in.
>>2252639KFP aren't twitchniggers
>>2252838AND MANGA
>>2253435>He believed the "they have bfs" rrat
Didn't Kiara already play this game?
>suck it all in
OH NO I SUCCED JAPAN
>mmm yeah oh yeah suck it
SUCK IT ALL UP
>I sucked dick in japanKIARA?!?!
KIARA JUST SUCKED ALL OF JAPAN
KIRARA JUST DESTROYED JAPAN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Astel has been playing APEX for 21 hours>still above 1k viewersHow does he do it
this game was specifically created for kiara
>>2253461 1+2, this is 3
>>2252501When is she going to play Valhalla?
>I sucked japanKiara is a whore
>>2253394she won't.
>I just got a niggy
>>2253391is anon ogey?
A NIGGER?!
>>2253170Bentos.
>I just got a niggyKIARA NO
>Ben-to mentionJesus christ, sometimes I forget how much of an oldfag Kiara actually is.
>>2253414I've never seen this collage but I'm in it, nice. Feels like it was eons ago.
>KIARA SUCKED ALL OF JAPAN BEFORE SHE LEFTSHE IS A WHORE
>>2253351That doesn't even matter.You should look at vshojo and instantly think it's trash without even knowing anything about them.Who the fuck looks at 5 minutes of Hime Hajime and thinks "yeah that's cool, I like it"?Or Zen? Or Silvervale?
>>2253435They know men dont want to listen to their trash music.
Any news since Marine and Miko announcement?
>Ben-toThat shit had no business being that good
>>2253491Did anyone clip Kiara saying nigger the other day?
Why is Kiara so cute bros?
>>2253485>>2253488i thought you couldn't buy those anymore
AAAAAAAA
>Kiara has seen Ben-toChicken, I kneel.
>>2252138>>2253445That's it, I'm about to shank a Prisuner.
>Sad KiaraDIAMONDS
CHICKEN WIFE AAAAAAAAA
#Notacult
>>2252515>>2252517I thought showing your Switch home screen was illegal?
I wanna punch a chicken
FUCK BROS IT HURTS
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gladly
>>2253476Most powerful HoloStar
>>2253497Ayame please, it's not a competition.
>>2253225I live with my parents
SHE LOVES ME
>>2253493>>2253504>>2253512GIMME MY SEASON 2 OR I WILL DESTROY JAPAN
GOD SHE'S SO CUTE AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIFE BEING CUTE
>>2253476Apex streamers seems to be an entire genre in Japan. No idea why people like it but w/e.
>all those membershipsKNEEL
>>2253519Only for Gura
>>2253369You want to hold all the cards in the relationship, meaning the girl is heavily dependent upon you physically and emotionally
>>2253496There's a difference between "trashy vtuber" and "possible political shit-starting." She probably just wants to be friends with everyone regardless of their content, not knowing that Zen has gotten political in-character on Twitter.
>>2253460They aren’t forbidden from having bfs, only from dating other hololive employees. Realistically speaking, at least a few of them probably have a boyfriend.
>>2253414That watchalong and the thread that followed were goldmines
Kiara sucks in Japan | Hololive English9001 views
>>2253535Ok, I'm impressed.
FUCK CAMPING
>>2253399I wonder what kind of permission a holo would need for a 2hu fangame. Rhythm Carnival is a damn good Rhythm Heaven clone, but it never got an official English translation so probably only a JP could play it without dealing with mod autism.
>>2253493what are you talking ab->2011JESUS CHRIST
>>2253476>Only has 1kHow sad.
kiara was extra successful
>>2253476Viewers are supposed to increase as the stream goes on
>>2253414Good times...
Jesus christ, that membership bait>it actually workswhat in the hell?
KEK SHE DID A MATSURI
Kiara learned from the school of Mori
I want to fuck Kiara more than I ever have and ever will want anything in my life.
I just tuned in.Is Kiara ogey? She seems a bit more unhinged than usual.
>>2253493>Bento boxes are only known by oldfags
>>2252820reps. tenchou is hairless from her neck down
>>2253535KIARA! I KNEEL
>>2253410Learn humor
That fucking worked!?
Holy fuck the memberships
Wait what did Kiara just say? What's with all the new members
That unintentional membership rally was way too effective
I just sat back down. Why are there so many member joins on Kiara's stream?
>waterchadbased
So Kiara has been learning from her senpai...
I despise this numberfagging attentionwhore
I missed it, what did Kiara do?
>>2253569This is nothing. You must not watch her much.
>>2253493>2011Where does the time goes?
>>2253414What a hilarious day that was
>>2253493>>2253552bros wtf... im not old.....
TICK TOCK INA
What the fuck is happening
>>2253584working for KFP is a great deal, how could they not join?
I KNEEL CHIMKIN
>>2253505I've seen it in a few threads recently, but I don't have it saved myself
>>2253578"Onegai. Would you please join KFP and dedicate your lives and salary, forever and ever? Onegai?"
>>2253557Its more like a bell curve anon.
Guya payday2....
JESAS
>>2253567Retardchama...
Guys i don't think she knows what she's doing
>>2253369You want to hit the gym, change yourself and become your oshi
Kneel and member now
>JOIN MY MEMBERSHIP>Ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roswPPr2t3U
CHICKEN COIN RISING BROS, HOLD
KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL
>>2253034Anon, there are tonnes of asshole girls out there. Be the asshole you were born to be, you'll chase away all the decent people in your life and draw in a girl that wants to be able to vent about how much she hates the jews and everyone prettier than her.
So they just had to ask, huh? I kneel Kiara-sama!
>KFP roleplay name>Wasn't a member
>>2253578>>2253584she did an uwu kawaii voice to beg for nothing in particular and then asked everyone to please join KFP and donate their salaries to her and work for her forever
She learned from the best
Imagine casually increasing your monthly income by a few hundred bucks
STONKS
>>2253619what she was buying a bento lunch
>>2253588>it's ok when JP does it
HERE COMES KFP
HOW DO RETARDS KEEP FALLING FOR THIS DUMB MEMBERSHIP BAIT EVERYTIME?t.T3KFP
>>2253627BITCH I AM A CUTE CHICK
>>2253608weird how stuff like that works out. like that time gura accidentally started a superchat war
kiara... your /biz/ reps...
>We are not a cult.DYRBI?
How many members did she just get?
Kiara was clearly fucking around like she usually does, why did it work so well now
I... I kneel Chimkin....
>>2253629nioj eht pfk
This reminds me of october when Gura announced a member's karaoke and got a swarm of memberships.
WRONG KEY KIARA
MY CHIKINWIFE IS SO CUTE!
Based Tenchou
>>2253641
>>2253560They always work anon. Ina drew this as a joke during one of her gesture drawing streams and instantly got like 20+ new members.
>>2253636based
KFP IS MADE OF PEOPLE
What did she even say?
Kiara my dog just died LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>2253634Scum
>>2253639Mori purposefully doesn't do anything to increase her members count though, because she prefers the smaller audience.
>>2253647>kiara>T3
>>2253654Matsuri did a similar thing. This made even my cold stone heart hurt. Think about the normal people?
>>2253634need a job so Kiara can garnish his salary
>227 IPs>This much Kiara "love" spamWas all the Kiara hate shit from KFP false-flaggers jerking themselves off?
This fucking chicken, whatever she says can be so yabai that it gives me anxiety, but I cannot stop watching her
>>2253639I heard you the first time.
Thoughts on Amelia Watson from hololive EN?
What did Kiara say that made her gain 5 trillion members
>>2253634Probaby a brand new account from someone who already was.
>>2253369You consider her a real girl
>>2253645Yea unironically. Western whores should be forgotten.
D-did I just join a cult?
>>2253654Different timezone, different viewers
>>2253654The real answer is Kiara doesn't normally stream during these hours so there are lots of non members
>>2253647Kiara's membership doesn't have tiers. If it did I would be at the max level though
>>2253680Everything is going to get fucked when YouTube adds membership gifting.
>>2253677>>2253636
>>2253659Gura needs to work on her shilling reps.
>>2253694Why are you even watching?
>>2253654I noticed that she's a gaining newfag viewers recently, may be that
>>2253321I was completely put under for mine
>>2253689
>>2253689cute and bad at video games
>>2253689She's very cute
>>2253689i think she's cute!
Any non-KFP here even remember how Heart Challenger goes? Melody? Lyrics?I have no clue cause I only watched it once when it came out and I was mostly skipping through it
>It never went in
>>2253689The cutest BUT WHERE'S THE SCHEDULE AME COME ON
>>2253694Go back
>>2253683>my cold stone heartyour heart is clogged with ice cream and candy bars anon?you're gonna die
>fancy pictures>graffiti in some shitholekek
>WANTED TO THROW IT AT THE BUNNYSHE HATES PEKORA
>>2253634I didn't screenshot it but I also saw someone with a grey KFP roleplay name going 'I'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS JOB' in chat
>>2253690Unapologetic begging, not even joking. I'm honestly impressed, can't even shit on her because it fucking WERKED.
>>2253683the final lesson is to play Apex and just gacha roll.
Pekora don't look...
>>2253639>implying the holo who wants smaller audience in her members stream baits for more membersretardchama...
>>2253557That is never the case
>>2253689I am a firm believer of, "Just wait and see!"
>>2253719The only thing I remember about it is the mamaloni
>>2253689Does she still stream?
>>2253719It's stuck in my fucking headt. Chumbud
>Kiara wanted to kill Pekora so Koopa would winLOST 6TH EN LOVE
>>2253694wrong fucking thread dogfucker
when are we getting a turtle holo...
>>2253719Yes but I'm a music autist who can replay entire songs in my head if I've heard them a few times.no lyrics though I haven't done my reps
Chicken, your pop culture references...
>oh, peko vs turtle>I wanted the turtle to win!nousagibros?
Kiara your Terminator 2 reps...
>>2253699I'd just drop membership at that point desu because there's no point to it when all the attention whore niggers start gifting hundreds of T3 subs to every graynigger on the planet and ruin the entire atmosphere of the stream.
>>2253703I don't think Gura wants to do this "bait" thing at all. She'd rather have people member to her willingly without advice etc. and then reward them with ASMR or karaoke.
fatcat and stuff
>Didn't recognize the terminator reference Chikin...
>>2253722Yeah I know shut up already my mother complained enough already.
>make it biggerTENCHOU STOP MY PENIS
KIARA TERMINATOR WATCHALONG WHEN?
KIARA'S MASSIVE FUTA COCK!
I just spent 100 dollars on a nice dinner for my family but Kiara is so fucking cute I want to throw money at her AAAAAAAAHHHH
kiara's big sword...
>never seen Terminator 2I honestly feel pity.
>>2253698Bored takos....
>>2253629>Kiara will never play Superliminal and take you on a date in the star room
>laser sword
>>2253744>>2253740based
Your oshi will get cat ears
Kiara's got a pretty big sword......
How the fuck has the Australian NOT watched THE Arnold film?
>>2253744Isn't that abomination from here a turtle?
chimkin your austrian actor reps
ARNOLD SHWAZ NIGGA
>>2253719I have literally never even listened to it.t.m8
>>2253689I am literally in love with this dork.
>she did not watch terminatorChimkn...
>>2253689Out of my league
>>2253689Gets on my nerves every once in a while, but she does her best
How fucking zoom zoom is she?
Kiara is playing with the time machine again....
>Kiara doesn't know her country's (second) most famous citizen
God I love this dumb fucking chicken
>>2253719nope I don't remember shit. it's pretty generic
>>2253689I want her to have a giggle collab with Ayame
>>2253768based fuck star wars
HOLY FUCK, IS THAT HOW YOU ACTUALLY PRONOUCE SCHWARZENEGGER?
>>2253786Kind of strange. I figured Austrians would love that shit.
>>2253795Who's the first?
I want to try and convince Kiara to start watching Arnold movies for her watchalongs now
>Australians haven't watched Terminator 2How?
>Kiara wants to be mayor of my state's capitalAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Kiara said Niggerit's over kfp bros, her career is done
>voted in forWhy don't Austrians respect democracy?
Let's ask KFP if they would vote for their cult leader
>>2253771Good.
>the governatordon't remind chicken...
>>2253768It's called Laserschwert in German.
>>2253769Are Ame and Gura the only EN girls who have played Superliminal?Did people Gosling like hell over Gura during this part too?
>>2253770She's kinda boring
>>2253809Amadeus Mozart
there it is, that weird lack of general knowledge she has
>>2253809Adolfchama...
She's just joking right guys she's seen the movie
>>2253805>EGGERegg...
>>2253476he pretty much avgs more than Anya at this point, which is incredible considering his streams are long as fuckalso, I remember him talking about how management expected less than half the number of members he got, considering he price fixed it at 10USD (so you can't be an ARS nigger, something Mori should do at least for the Tiered Memberships) and it's the reason of why he's now in debt and has projects scheduled until december
>>2253771Can't wait
>>2253809mozart
>>2253686Anon, it's peak Euro hours, not peak SEA.Timezones shifting the general attitude of the thread isn't a narrative
wtf bros you said chicken is shit, why is she funny?
>>2253809>
/ HLGG/ MY OSHI JUST BECAME THE GOVERNOR OF MY STATE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>2253809___________
>>2253830Knowing Kiara I actually doubt she has
>>2253809a man with a small mustache but big dreams
>>2253809Critler
>>2253815>he doesn't know about Nene's nigger
>>2253809Adolfchama
>>2253809Unironically her (in our time I mean)
>>2253809Falco
>>2253809Marie Antoinette
so weak....imagine just tossing her on the bed and doing as you please.....
>Kiara aiming to become my governorABAYO
>>2253852MODEL PRODIUCERS OR RIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM
Man she's such a fucking weeaboo she barely knows anything outside of it. It really showed in the Jackbox collab during quiplash
>woman has to pretend to be weaker than man otherwise she's inconsiderate Sexist game.
Kiara's noodle arms!
>>2253686Different time zones + Kiara is streaming right now. Fanbase counts change throughout the day and depending on who is streaming.
Can Astel speak English
>>2253686Euro hours are unironically the comfiest
>>2253777Who is very unlucky
>>2253841>>2253866How many of you fucks are in Arizona?
Did Matsuri have another yab? Saw her stream is privated. Haven't done my archive reps yet
>>2253822>Laserschwert>schwert
we are FAQ
>>2253864that ain't falco
>>2253771You want me to fuck her even MORE?
GETTING SLAPPED BY TENCHOU TO THE RYTHM OF WE WILL ROCK YOU
>>2253832Wait, why is he in debt? I don't get it.
I'm glad /hlgg/ is waking up to chikin's greatness, she's cute and funny. And even better, SHE'S HERE
>>22538823 of us apparently
>>2253883selfdoxx
>>2253830Maybe members can convice her to watch. I'd watch Terminator and Terminator 2 over Star Wars any day of the week.
>>2253852The phrasing is killing me here
>>2253870good
>>2253830Gura didn't know who Kurt Russell was or didn't know anything Bruce Willis had been in. There's a general knowledge gap about boomer movies with girls their age because they grew up in the streaming era and didn't have the same 20-30 movies playing on TV every sunday afternoon
>>2253877He can barely even speak nip.
>>2253870kek, do you really believe all those girls who asked you to open stuff couldnt do it themselves? they do it so you can feel manly
KIARA TAKING A FAT BIRD SHIT ON STREAM
>>2253872YOU COULD EASILY OVERPOWER HER AND FUCK HER SENSELESS
>>2253820nah, gura's playtrough wasn't gosling material it was a pretty funny playthrough with gura softlocking herself and breaking the game multiple times while also being on point with her jokes
>>2253883yea she showed something on screen, i just missed it when it happened but im pretty sure it was her other account or her face, all i saw was her chat saying "i saw nothing!!!" and "im erasing my memory!"
>>2253898how?
>>2253883She started freaking out because Luna wouldn't respond to her discord message.
>>2253513Try it
(uoy)
Is this the subbed official content I heard so much about herehttps://youtu.be/xiRRLTFURRA
Just a reminder that EN would refuse to kneel to BL fags.
>>2253771It’s what she wants after all
>>2253913It was part of her credit card information with her REAL NAME
(uoY)<
>>2253751>hey Gura this ASMR is gaaaaay . FBI OPEN UP LOL
>>2253893Whenever a Holo has a project in mind, they have to send it to management for approval, so they can help them with 50% of the cost
>>2253771Uhh, how does that work in my case?
>>2253719I tried remembering how it sounds and the happy-sounding OP from higurashi started playing in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD4s3xRp8ycSomething about the instruments and energy sound similarAlso the MV with the 3D polygon graphics reminds me a lot of the Maria Holic OP
>>2253909but I'm equally weak though...
>>2253915Payment (name, last digits of card, expire date) details on crane game website
>>2253839most people just say she is loud and annoying, which she is, but she is also funny sometimes too
Are you a shy pooper anon?
>>2253883Accidentally displayed the name that is on her credit card.
>>2253915Payment info with her actual name
>>2253915She showed credit card info on screen
>>2253905alot of them are unironically weak as shit
>>2253928damn that sucks
>>2253877No, but he tries his best to sing Eigo songs as well as possiblehttps://streamable.com/hcujt8
>>2253932Thank fucking lord they use youtube and not twitch
>>2253863Fuck Mori for killing her by the way, that one /his/beat converted me to hating Mori for causing every European tragedy up to and including the Cold War
>>2253941Yes.
>>2253901t. armlet
jops actually watch kiara. interesting.
>>2253899so long as they stop her after 2 it's golden.
>>2253919Risu Hate
>>2253771I blame Aqua for this
I didn't realize so many JOPs were watching chicken at this time
>>2253933Huh. Learn something new every day, I suppose.
>>2253928jesus matuli...
>>2253924>Just a reminder that *hypothetical I came up in my mind here*Shut up retard
Can someone explain the >>>To me, I don't watch HoloEn usually
>>2253719The trumpets are seared into my brain, I don't know what to think of it
>>2253928Idk what the real story is but can we go one goddamn day without a yab
>>2253883It's like her 4th selfdoxx and everybody already knows who she is already, she'll be fine.
>>2253951MORI RUINED THE WORLD
>>2253941Nope, I shit that toilet real good
>>2253905I might believe if they didn't yell for me to do when I wasn't even in the room. I love my mother and sisters to death but their strength is pathetic
>>2253959terminator 3 wasnt THAT bad (it was bad) but everything after was terrible
TOILET MENTION
.>>2253922.>>2253930
>>2253932It’s going to be ruined and I hate it, fucking youtube
Kiara's shit fetish....
>>2253924Doubt it but I'd rather not try and find out
>>2253947it's not that big a deal. she's leaked her name before.
>>2253950YouTube is actually adding that shit though, no joke. Alongside a built in clip function. Perhaps they'll be able to disable gift subs.
>>2253944>>2253945she just wanted to help the phantom thiefhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVaK08FvELw&ab_channel=GeekGamer7
>>2253971Fuck off.
>>2253964M-maybe she got a boost after the EN collab?
>>2253941God no, I'm an aggressive pooperIf you aren't the loudest one in the bathroom then you've lost
>open stream>kiara going on about toilets>close stream
>>2253971It always comes up anon. Just pay attention what was said when you see it being spammed.
>open the thread>a fucking newfag >>2253971>close the thread
>>2253960Risu love
Astel is 21 hours into his Apex endurance grind, doing 1.5K damage at Plat 1, and 15RP away from Dia 4
>>2253939>>2253944>>2253945Gura saw this, panicked, and will refuse to stream for the next 2 weeks.
>>2253971The 3 arrows mean>>>/jp/hlg
>>2253992Good fucking lord no
>>2253941I grunt and scream when I shit
>>2253936Your lifting reps, now.
>>2253947She streams with her real face/name so it's not as bad as it seems, just basically confirmed what everybody already knew
>>2253951and she got away with it!
>>2253903Is Bruce Willis the rock and who the fuck is Kurt
>>2253932Thanks, I felt my blood pressure just rise a little bit.
>>2253971It's a sideways W
>>2253933What project?
HERE IT COMES
>>2253941what does that even mean. yes I close the door I doont leave it open
here we go
YABE
>>2253971>Open kiara stream>Numberfagging>Close streamMeme from before we got booted out of jp
LMAO
>>2253971There's a hint if you scroll down a bit
YAB
yab
FACE REVEAL YAB
>>2254008
That scene is the best one in this game.
OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Open thread>Newfags replying to obvious bait>Close thread
>Tenchou doxxingYAB YAB YAB
That looked surprisingly like her...
ACTUAL YAB
>Rikka yab
Why is everyone saying yab i looked away for a second
WOULD (YOU) LOOK ANON?
>>2253984
SELF DOXX LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GURA IS AN OLD BALDING MAN IRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like Kiara and fuck the haters.
>>2254006Like I said, I'm usually dead during English streams so I have no way of comparing it to the stream
>>2253998I can't believe the April Fools collab got an JP press release.
>>2253941Depends on what I ate
BURNING TO DEATH WITH KIARA BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH PHONE TO CALL
>>2253965they can pay it full if they want to and I'm not sure if the percentages change>>2254025he doesn't talk about it, but I would guess song covers with MV's
Kiara just watched people die and didn't help.Based.
>Kiara doesn't know how to call emergency
>ITS 144>i think...kiara....
>144Licktenstein confirmed
>>2253971lurk one thousand years
>>2252842We need to end this seething shit and start treating each other like human beings. I don't care who said what and who's in the wrong or the right, when somebody has mental issues they should have access to mental help so they can get better, it should be a nonissue and not a fucking debate like "well this guy killed himself, but he was an abuser so it's really 50/50".
>>2253903they just didn't watch that stuff dude I'm only like a year older than gura and I've got a good grasp on old action movies but couldn't tell you shit about volcoloids or most jap shit outside of anime
>>2254054Ame.................
>>2254054Just leave a like Wahtson! It's like fucking seratonin!
>showing Monhun on your SwitchKiara....there's no need to show people this. Why do this?
Does anyone know what that pardun sound image song is? I feel like it was sabaton but I can't remember what it was.
Kiara brain spiraling into severe ESL
>>2254054u-uoh?
Jesus Christ Kiara...
Kek, this dumbass
Kiara talking a mile a minute because she let a man burn to death...
>>2253970This.BLchads runs this place.
10chou is more ESL than usual today
>>2254087Why does it bother you?
>In Austria, there are three separate phone numbers that correspond to 911 in the United States: In an emergency, dial 133 for the police, dial 144 for an ambulance and 122 for the fire brigade. The general EU emergency number is 112.Kiarachama, your emergency phone number reps.....
I LOVE THIS RETARDED CHICKEN
>Deletes the water
DO YOU UNDASTAAAAAAAAANDU?!
The between point of purple and red is actually green because of that purple don't exist
>her stuttering explanationThis is gold!
>the one that goes and heals youi didn't know australia employed white mages
Kiara is ESL'ing it up in absurd ways right now
Suddenly eminem
>the thing looks like the thing where the the the the thing comes out
>deletes the waterthis fucking chimkin is so cute
>>2254068nigger emergency numbers differ by country
>"This is really smart" >Having multiple numbers for each specific emergency service 911 just calls them all
>>2253934Well obviously...I don't know
>>2254037
How do you endure Kiara's screeching
What do phoenix farts smell like?
Did you get all that Aussie anons?
>>2253896Most already knew, or at least acknowledged that if she wasn't for them, she was great for her fans.South East Asia throwing off the balance isn't a joke.even if it's also probably fueled by Aussie bastards, since SEA time is also their peak hours, and they get treated as a joke by her; I wouldn't be surprised if she has a contingent of abbos constantly shitposting on her
She just said a bunch of words but didn't really say anything
>You understand?Tenchou you lost me...
>>2254032>Lying to newfagsThat's what I like to see!
Kiara is so fucking based
>>2254092She is somehow acting like an SL of three different languages at once which is fucking impressive
>>2254099Frog people..
>doesn't know how to call for the Fire Service because she's immune to heat.
>She didn't punch the screen
>>2254094What did she say this time
Is Kiara ogey?
Is there a version of this pic but for Kiara?
how does Haachama not to manage to face yab constantly in her cooking streams? I saw her drop her camera like twice but it didn't show anything yab
>>2253771
ok naruhodo <-------- doesn't get it
>>2253719I haven't watched any of her songs.
>the long thing that looks like a snekKiara...
Considering how much she travels around I'm surprised she didn't know 112 is the general EU emergency number.
>>2254113how does this disprove my point retard
>freaks the fuck out and doesn't helpidentifying_women.jpg
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pregnant indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...rotting flesh I smell......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent cervical mucus yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....amniotic fluid.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice and big now....WANGYWANGYWANGYAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEIEIIIIIEEEEEEIHAHHWOh yes...very good!....round and tight....hmmmmm...is that a drop of blood I see on the rim...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes.... a delectable stitch or two....ah yes....let me guess...cummy for dinner....oh quite right I am....aren't I....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....spoiled breastmilk......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....a little extra progesterone perhaps Some hot sauce in the system.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEE WKWKWKWKWKOh I was not expecting that…that little spurt my dear ollie….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste rub your belly darling…just one small caress…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….the smoothness of the mold….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….your delicate scabbed body, your pale dead skin…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pregnant you've been yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
MY FUCKING SIDES. THIS CHIMKIN
Kiara?
FIRE SCHLAUCH
>>2254134Just edit the juice box image
>>2254099That picture bothers me. Please stop.
>>2254129I don't think anybody was able to fully follow that, it was hilarious
>>2254051The joke is that the vtuber in the situation breaks their setup and doxxes themselves revealing they are an old man. So in the situation Kiara looked away.It's actually a funny one to see all the girls reactions to it because it such a one point situation.
>I need a fire truck to put out the fire and an ambulance to heal the people>Oh just call 1-fire hose-fire hose, then hang up and call 1-bandaid-bandaid
>>2254123cringe
>>2254117I just called 112 the times I had to call.
KFP is your oshi always like this?
how is having a bunch of different numbers better than typing one number?
do ollie and kiara get along or do they hate each other
Is A-chan's eigo better than Kiaras?
>>2254118it makes my dick hard is how
>>2254117jesas
>>2253771Does this count?
Jesus christ, Kiara's eigo is going to shit live on stream, we'll be witnessing her turning into Coco 2.0 at this point.
>thought of trainmomotetsu...
Ahh...the emergency number...the no one
Guys holy shit how do you deal with Kiara's voice.
Convince me to membership. I'm usually a free entertainment Chad.
Tenchou, your blain....
>>2254160Mostly yes
>>2254161You now understand how eurobrains work
>>2254136
>>2254117>having more than one numberEurobros...
>>2254161self triage
>>2254175it's the GFE
I really like how she says "what the fock"
>>2254160usuallyshe's calmer during RPG streams
Watame holotalk is gonna last 9 hours Jesas
>>2254117Imagine having to check a spreadsheet to call the police
>>2254134That's basically how I have always interpreted the smug drinking images tbdesu
>>2254170Will she piss off the Russians and have them spam her chat
>>2254145Why
>>2254145based Ollie schizo
God i hate mondays.
>>2254117>An emergency telephone line for deaf peopleExcuse me what?
>>2252842Shame the fact the allegations were false got buried under "man bad" and shit. Fuck that murderer Anita
Is Kiara always this cute?
>>2254145We should have bullied horse fuckers from this thread when we had the chance...
>>2254141>>2254117
>>2254169AZKi is the mastermind, with her song about becoming cats
>>2254175I also think Gilbert Gottfried is funny
I actually had an issue a week ago where I had a similar problem. Mother was choking on some air, I tried the Heimlich but didn't know how hard to do it. Father told me to call the Ambulance, but since I didn't know whether it's 112 or 110 (I'm German) I just called one of them. Ended up getting the Police but they just told me which is the right one and now I have them saved in my Phone just in case.
>>2254197why not
>>2254176Not membering at LEAST all the EN girls just outs you as a poorfag, jobless NEET loser still living at home.
Someone once said that the way Kiara would graduate is that a big forest fire would break out in Austria and she would never be seen from again.I believe this anon now.
>>2254165No but Ollie and Reine's is.
>>2254200They'll speak sign language to them
>>2254117The only number anyone calls is 112, it's for everything
>>2254145>let me taste rub your bellyWhat?
BEND MORE BITCH
>>2254204Only when she's retarded and not being a bitch
>Ben more beetch!How fucking dare you call Keanu a bitch...
Wait isn't she back in Europe? Why is she streaming at Midnight
futa kiara...
>BEND A LITTLE BIT MORE BITCH
>>2254162they're the same person
>>2254205Anon they were bullied, bullied off to their own fucking board
>>2254207exactly
>bend overWhatever you say tenchou
>>2254170Ollie and Reine are both unironically better at English than Kiara
>bend over!YES BOSS
>You gotta be more flexible. Bend more, bitch!Mamaloni's gonna die
>>2254200>(SMS, FAX)your reading comprehension reps...
>>2254117This is arguably better than calling 911 and expecting a minimum wage worker to understand what type of help you need...
>>2254215Excuse me WHAT?
>>2254214Reine makes me forget she's ESL quite often
>Laputa reference
Is Kiara, you know, actually fluent in any of the languages she knows?Is it possible to have every language you know be your second language?
>she didn't get the reference
Kiara didn't recognize Laputa...
>>2254114It's much more efficient. You don't need to have a middleman try to figure out what you need and dispatch it, plus many emergencies only need one out of three. Most countries that have a 3-number arrangement also have simple mnemonics so people can remember which is which.Even Kiara at maximum chickenbrain managed to remember.
>>2254117just call 112 not matter where you are or what the issue is
>>2254221When you wake up at noon midnight isn't that weird
Can we get a rundown on which holos got the laputa reference?
Bending over for Kiara!
>>2253971they're like sin arrows
What even is the point of this game, i saw both Kiara and Anya play it and they both get the same "moderately considerate"
>>2254200>dial phone>sign at it
>>2254117Legitimately what is the point of this? MAYBE by removing the general emergency dispatch you can save some time and money, but you basically just move the job of dedicated operator to each of those agencies themselves and give them even more work. Is it just some kind of autistic thing that nobody bothered to change?
>>2254204110% of the time, yes.
>didn't see the mecha action figurengmi
>>2254117To be fair, calling 911 for something like a crash report for a small fender bender is a waste of an emergency number. Just call the local station if you aren't dying.
>>2254221So Japanese can watch at 5 AM
>credits>nobody clapping
>>2254175Stockholm Syndrome + GFE
>>2254161>>2254184You can still call one universal number, the other numbers are just for specific things.
>>2254264It's not an american game
>>2254251it's jork
Dont you just hate it when youre trying to do your homework with your zoom classmates and your family is having sex on the couch behind you?
do you think Kiara likes watersports
>>2254213Screencapped.
>>2254176it's just a show of support. you don't care about hololive as much as other anons. no need to really care about it honestly
>>2254237Fluent? Yes.Proficient? Probably only German.
>>2254175Masturbate
>>2254232>Faxing the nature of your emergencyBased beyond belief
>>2254264the game is set in japan, not americlap
>>2254261Well it's 7AM there now, so I guess?
>>2254135https://youtu.be/gGmE3SJiJaI?t=15678
>>2254250>rundownBitch, I just exercised...
>>2254277She speaks german so yes.
Anal with Kiara
>>2254226Evidently not all of them.
I haven't seen Huke in Kiara's streams for a long time, has he given up on her
>>2254280>He didn't watch the German learning stream with guraHer best language is Japanese
You see, my friends, in GLORIOUS NIPPON we don't eat only Sashimi, you uncultured SWINES.
When you join Hololive, do you get a bird based design because your voice is annoying or do you use an annoying voice because you're a bird?
>>2254016I laughed harder at this than I needed to
>>2254117>Fax number for the deaffucking lmao
>>2254298no he's just busy, probably with the new Steins;Gate or something
>>2254199based
>>2254298You really think that Mamaloni would let a >male interact with her? Even if it is her papa.
>>2254278Eh, worse stuff can happen https://people.com/crime/man-charged-with-killing-mom-uncle-during-zoom-call/
Kiara is more chatty and hyper than usual todayshe masturbated before stream didnt she?
> nee tsuu noI wish english had something that sounds this simple yet so sassy
>>2254298He's busy
>>2254237When you switch between so many languages, you never truly master any of them. Kiara is the eternal ESL, GSL, and JSL.
KIARA SHITING ON NIP FOOD
>>2254307Reine has a nice voice.
>>2254311You must be KFP
>>2254298It's 5 AM in Japan anon give the old man a break
>>2254256>by removing the general emergency>112 is for general emergencydid you even read?
>doesn't like Japanese foodKiara...
>>2254307Reine's voice is quite pleasant, thank you very much
>>2254268>Kiara>GFEWhat?
>>2254264>>2254273>>2254286here in Argentina, people clap too.. not like Americans but still
>>2253971I remember we had a discussion not even that long ago, about how a 4chan meme review would go, and the amount of explanation that would have to go into even shit like >>>
>>2254175Masturbate to her voice until you condition yourself.
>>2254298He's got a big job right now, papa's out getting cigarettes
>>2254303all nip food tastes like onions sauce anyway
>>2254322She had sex. With me.
>>2254307Subaru was never bird themed, the duck jokes started because of her voice.
>>2254298they said a while ago she started streaming at bad times for him + he was busier with work + pretty sure he was just less publicly engaged after the whole minecraft thing
>>2254307no, if that was the case olie would have reines designe
>>2254307yes
>moves to Japan>hates Japanese foodChimkin...
Astel hit diamond 4 at 21 hours of gameplay
>>2254334>Sushi is the only Japanese foodAnon-chama...
>>2254322the cats are asleep and the viewers are their replacement
>>2254221for EST chads
>>2254322She had a full day of cat therapy, she's beaming with happiness
pepeloni!
>>2254199>I don't like mondaysTell me why.
>>2254280How do you describe proficient in this case? Nene or someone else once said that Kiara wrote to them over Discord using quite difficult Kanji
Is it true that Kiara was originally supposed to be in gen5 but got booted to EN?