/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2237498
inaccurate sleeping position, purge it from the internet

>>2237477

When Gura giggles all I can think about is how nice it would be to hold her and cuddle her

I miss Gura...

>>2237725
me too

>>2237725
Hang in there bros, here have a cute clip to hold you over
https://streamable.com/4mfgmj

>>2237961
that was so cute, I'm glad my oshi is having fun with MH, but I also can't wait for her to rage at high rank

I love this shark like you wouldn't believe lads

>>2238225
You are like me chumbuds!

Slobby, stinky gura cute!

going to be extremely disappointed if gura doesn't get a daki as part of her birthday goods in june... onegai, cover

Do you guys have any streams that you like that made Gura your oshi?

"ALL OVER THE GLASS"

>>2239650
Outlast streams and her screams of terror no doubt

>>2239650
got interested in her since debut, slowly liked her more and more, became oshi at first karaoke

>>2239650
Maneater unironically.

>>2240898
oh, it's the bad post image

why did she do it?
https://youtu.be/V1Z_-4ArsY4?t=6422

>>2240983
She like booba
https://youtu.be/eJ5OuEhbNcE?t=2554

>>2239650
Her 1st Musedash stream did it for me. Also felt kinda bad for her after Maneater I guess and wanted to see her redemption.

>>2239650
Got interested during her TABS stream. 1st Karaoke sealed the deal

>>2239650
i knew right away during her debut that she had a special appeal to me. i also really enjoyed the sense of getting to know her better in the maneater stream, probably not despite, but because, i sympathized with her being frustrated by the confusing maps in the game. i missed the song review collab with mori because i wasn't subscribed to her then, and when i found out about it i felt like i'd made a terrible mistake. even if she didn't become my oshi during her debut, it was the combination of those things that made it clear to me that she was and what it meant to me. i never wanted to miss one of her streams ever again.

>>2239650
Most interesting design at debut. Her rendition of ride on time made me impressed with her talent. Past that it was just her being consistently funny and entertaining in a way the other holos weren’t. Not any particular stream.

>>2239650
https://streamable.com/tkdt53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8sXp3d87Lo

Unironically the Maneater Stream. I never wanted to mating press someone so hard before Gura.

Speaking of old VODs, watching her slowly come to terms with the fact that she signed up for a puzzle game about plugging heads into asses in Plug & Play was hilarious.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT

>>2244937
I can't watch Gura for longer than 20 minutes without entering an introspective spiral of self-loathing. I love her to death but every minute I watch her makes me reflect on how much of a fucking disaster I am as a person.

>>2245462
stop thinking so hard, man.

Is it just me, or does Gura seem suspiciously similar to a certain alcoholic goblin that abandoned their YouTube channel a little bit ago?

>>2245661
starting early this thread huh? here's your (you) now leave

>>2239650
OK, so I can't really say which exact stream since I was already chumming from the very start as I knew it was HER, but I'll say the main reason why, and this is kinda cringe... is that she's "literally me". Learning through the streams more about her personality and character, humour, everything, combined with her personal stories (both from now and THEN) and the fact she's so happy now with her job and friends unlike her drunk past, just makes her incredibly relatable. Heck, I don't even see her in a "love" sort of way, I just feel her so well, like seeing another version of myself but actually happy, and the one I actually feel lust towards is unironically Amelia. (Yes, Gurame makes my dick hard, though I'm definitely not that certain about it being actually /u/ compared to other folks here. I've know some female friends well enough to see their dynamics and know that this is a common thing amongst them, and I personally act a little bit like this towards my male friends when I feel quite lonely and neglected, but I'm definitely quite heterosexual so they're just really good friends according to the facts we have now.)

>>2245721
we do a little trolling

>>2245755
she's not "literally me" but i relate to her really well in a lot of ways.

Was watching the meatloaf vod for the first time since I'm a relatively new chumbud. This was such a rollercoaster of blessed and cursed content.

https://youtu.be/o6lnSnqn3Uc?t=2954

>life advice + super cute story
>bites into a raw onion while reciting a shrek line
>squirts ketchup into her mouth multiple times
>says she used to keep a bottle of maple syrup at her desk and drink it throughout the day
>teeth brushing "asmr"

Truly a special shark

>>2245508
Can't. Doesn't turn off. I can taste Gura's self-loathing. I want to make her feel better about herself but it just puts my on a path of feeling terrible about myself.

>>2246049
You don't keep a bottle of syrup at your desk to sip on throughout the day?

>>2246049
tfw you will never take turns sipping from the same bottle of maple syrup with gura

>>2246224
why even live

>>2245755
you fuckers need to stop with the yuri nonsense. Ame already got pissed about it being spammed on her detective diaries. You're actually harming their friendship, because they're going to avoid doing as many collabs, now.

Why are chumbuds so depressed? Just enjoy the fact she exists and that one day maybe you'll get a girlfriend that is like her and that you'll love very much.

>>2246471
i haven't heard her voice in a thousand years

>>2246471
>maybe you'll get a girlfriend that is like her and that you'll love very much.

That's a big maybe

>>2246471
>one day maybe you'll get a girlfriend that is like her and that you'll love very much.
I'm a broken person that isn't worth loving.

>>2246471
>one day maybe you'll get a girlfriend
Every old board has been telling themsleves the same thing since a decade ago and still no gf. Most anons will never find a gf, that's the simple truth.

>gura likes feet
>her mom can't draw feet

>>2246471
Its just Gura withdrawal. Everything will go back to normal once she streams.

>>2246471
Gura withdrawal.

Gura does seem to draw the depressed gosling crowd rather than the schizo ones. Wonder why that is...

>>2247370
fanbase reflects oshi

>>2247370
i just want her to be happy

>>2240983
my god I love how long that goes on for, she just keeps looking, Gura so CUTE

>>2247211
She can draw feet, that angle is a hard one to do, main problem is the okasan uses a base body for all her models which have front facing feet, that makes them almost imposible to pull off specially if they're barefoot, most models have feet positioned like this so they're easy to draw and look great

>>2245802
lol

>>2246049
"life experience.. Live every day.. No..... Ok, here it is, ready?"
I love this dum shark so much,
"Also, but a towel warmer"

>>2245462
stop going to reddit anon

>>2246471
It's interesting that chumbuds seems to be the most depressed out of the 5 HoloMyth fanbases. I think it's because Gura is the best and most perfect girl by far and we all know we'll never have anything close to her...

>>2247584
i wish she'd explained what a towel warmer was. other than what i can gather from the name, i have no idea what it is.

>>2247734
... this has to be bait right? A towel warmer man it's EXACTLY what it sounds like.

Just do your reps lol. We're all gonna make it.

>>2247767
yes, and that's not enough for me to construct a meaningful mental image of it.

>>2247790
Gawr Googuru

is it just me or do the other holos all suck at saying goodbye compared to Gura? they hang up way too quick

>>2247777
>7777
SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN! TELL US CHOSEN ONE, WHAT REPS MUST WE DO?

>>2246049
at 58:37
You magnificent what???

>>2247855
it's not exactly just you but it's not really the other holos fault either. Gura just sets the standard so high. Recently she says bye like 30 times before ending the stream and it feels like she doesn't want to go.. it's so fucking cute

>>2247859
VOD reps

>>2247859
you know those things you know you should do, but you aren't doing? Do them.

>>2247950
She feels like the type of person who would get lonely the moment she turns off the stream so she always holds on for a bit.

>>2246471
holy fuck i hate the nu-chumbuds like you wouldnt fucking believe. you all reek so much of reddit faggotry. Where the fuck did the chumchad posters go? even the uoohh posters and the goslingfags back then is infinitely better than you fucking gay cringe le depressed redditors

>>2248014
I get that feeling from her as well, its so cute.. i hope she's happy right now

>>2247950
god, i love it when she does that.

Has this retarded fucking BITCH learned how to play rdr2 properly yet?

>>2248014
We know she's usually in position reading chat right before a stream, but I'm really curious what she does immediately after a stream.

>>2248114
Yea, well gura cute________________________________________________________________________
checkmate

>>2248269
Gura is for chad celebration and cunny appreciation onluy. muh depressed chumgay faggots like you have no room here

>>2248230
a few times she's sent messages in the post-stream chat, too. she's mentioned a few times on stream that she planned to take a bath or eat food afterward but i can't think of other things she's mentioned.

>>2248423
Oh you were being serious? I thought u were making the funny "anti" joke, since you were even using the pic they made into a ad. What a shame.

>Ame showers before streams
>Gura bathes after streams
Stinky streaming shark

>>2248480
Yes im serious you can stop being gay now

>>2248522
Fuck, I love taking baths. I cant imagine how blissful it would feel to get in the bath with Gura, sitting back and relaxing in the warm water while she lays back on top of you. Maybe she'll even start humming in the bath too.

>>2249249
i set up my tablet and watched her streams from the bathtub a couple of times and it was super comfy.

>>2249249

>tfw all I remember from the last few weeks are just Gura's streams and Godzilla vs Kong
>tfw in general I have more memories of the media I consumed than of my own life

>>2249479
>godzilla vs kong
What did you think anon? I personally absolutely loved it.

>>2249479
but anon, media is part of life

>>2239650
I watched her debut stream and it was all up/downhill from there. I have a crush on a shark girl that I'll never know.

>>2249510
I had a great time. Loved that they went full crazy sci-fi with it. Also loved to see konglets cope.

>>2239650
I watched her occasionally since her debut, but it wasn't till halfway through her cursed doodles stream that I realized I really loved her.

I don't even think there was anything specific, just kind of like an epiphany that this shark girl is truly the greatest and the cutest

>>2237477
Guess it's time for my per-thread gosling post.

I think a lot about how Gura has mentioned carrying around a gun before and how she enjoys growing her own vegetables. I want to go hunting and sit with her in the stand staying warm on a cold morning by keeping close and listening to the birds wake up together as the sun rises. I want to see the excited look on her face when she drops a deer that walks out and then listen to her talk about what she wants to make with the meat once we clean it up. I want to sit down to dinner and have her talk about how she used the meat from the deer she got and vegetables from the garden to make our meal and see the big smile on her face. I want to tell her how much I love her and how much she means to me and how grateful I am for her.

Hahaaa I am straight up not having a good time guys

>>2249917
>Hahaaa I am straight up not having a good time guys
it's time to take a break and do something else for a while

>>2249917
When did Gura talk about owning guns and enjoying hunting?

>>2249987
i don't think that's an accurate characterization of them, but here are the clips of her talking about guns.
https://files.catbox.moe/afdgxl.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/r0zbec.mp4

>>2249917
>https://files.catbox.moe/afdgxl.mp4
Sounds nice. I hope you achieve your dream against all odds.

>>2250032
>https://files.catbox.moe/afdgxl.mp4

I'm not even a huge fan of guns but imagining tiny little Gura struggling to carry around and aim her heavy rifle while hunting is absolutely adorable

>>2249987
I don't think she's mentioned owning a gun currently but from the clips that have been posted she's at least familiar with them and have likely been shooting/hunting before.

>>2250090
that seems unlikely, considering that gura is not real

>>2250151
she's so american. i love it!

>>2250151
If she doesn't own a gun when she's this at risk of stalkers, she's an actual idiot.

>>2250032
Ame Gura skeet shooting offline collab hype.

>>2250182
>Ame and Gura going in that Taran Tactical gun range and learning John Wick moves offcollab
Imagine...

>>2250179
I wouldn't call her an idiot for not owning a gun but if she is worried about stalkers, which im sure she is because how careful she is about hiding info, then I would hope she has some sort of defense plan in place.

>>2250277
Fuck that, that range might produce entertaining videos online but the owner is an absolute dickhead, I wouldn't want them anywhere near the guy.

https://streamable.com/egnzgv
https://youtu.be/JgW-7lHQBZw?t=452

>>2250444
>I wouldn't call her an idiot for not owning a gun but if she is worried about stalkers, which im sure she is because how careful she is about hiding info, then I would hope she has some sort of defense plan in place.

With how paranoid and careful she is sometimes, it makes me wonder if shes already had bad experiences with one as HER

>>2249987
She mentioned carrying around a heavy gun before. I'm not certain if she's actually gone hunting before but it seems like something she might have done or might like to do just from her personality and the kind of stuff she's talked about.

>>2250090
Thank you bro.

Only thing I dislike about Gura is that her design makes it look like she's going commando. Call me a prude, but I don't think a character as young looking as Gura should look like that. Give her some shorts or something.

>>2251285
Spats.

>>2251319
Not a fan, but I would settle for that.

>>2251285
>Call me a prude, but I don't think a character as young looking as Gura should look like that.
Jesus Christ, that's some shitty taste you got there.

>>2251285
>it look like she's going commando

God I hope so. Gura has said she likes going commando before

>>2251285
your b8 is powerful, b8 maker.

>>2251319
Full gen magical girl outfits all wearing spats, please

>>2251285
interestingly, her mama said only recently that she's sure she's wearing something under there, though she did not elaborate on what it might be.

>>2251700
She's wearing air.

>>2251700
candy g string

>>2251285
>she's going commando
YES, she is!

If this post is dubs everyone itt gets their own Gura next year.

>>2251808
We're going to have perfect Gura AI-powered TTS by sometime this year.

>>2251808
Anon..

>>2251844
This decade is more believable, but still unlikely. With how AI is progressing, I'd say we'll get our own virtual desktop guras within the next 20 years though. And then after another 20 years, it will probably have an AI advanced enough to be better than the real thing.

>>2252384
but it's just software. it's soulless and has no feelings.

>>2252384
>Better than the real thing
That's not gonna happen, Gura is one of a kind

>>2252525
We have the potential to get to the point where it does have soul, and can simulate emotion on a human level.

>>2252567
nonsense. it will never be good enough for me. i know it's fake.

you'll be begging for soulless AI Gura when Gura graduates

>>2252597
Don't look at it as a fake Gura, look at it as a person with a very similar personality to Gura, but different.

One thing AI will never be able to recreate is the experiences people had that brought them to where they are today. But it likely will be able to recreate a personality to a high degree.

>>2252626
>>2252658
no, stop talking about fake soulless AI gura. it's creepy. fuck off.

>>2252384
broke
>saving every gura vod to watch them later
woke
>saving every gura vod to train advanced AI in 30 years

>>2252567
At some point maybe AI will be sapient, I just don't see it happening in 40 years.

It doesn't matter if it "has a soul" or not. If it can simulate the thought process of actual Gura, after watching hundreds of hours of Gura vods, it'll be indistinguishable from the real Gura.
We're not talking about some human actor, or even the best technology available to us right now. We're talking about technology 40 years into the future. It's guaranteed that AI waifus will be a thing, and what better place to train their machine learning processes than the footage of vtubers?
Knowing that I will one day get my own Ame is one of the only reasons I haven't offed myself yet.

>>2252715
I think its possible. Technology has been advancing at an exponential rate, nobody knows what will happen 40 years from now.

For reference, the public internet didn't even exist 40 years ago, if you asked someone back then if they thought something like this was possible they would call you insane.

>>2252677
Yeah it is kind of creepy. I'm more interested in the possibilities of the technology moreso than recreating my own pet gura

>>2251844
Is anyone working on that for Gura?
I know the tech exists, the smol horse people already did it.

Fanart AI produces an endless amount of Gura cute.

>>2252597
>>2252677
>it's creepy
>it will never be good enough for me
You guys are like boomers who can't see the future, because you're too stuck in your current ways. You think its creepy because you're looking at things from the perspective of modern day technology. In 40 years, you will realize how stupid you sound right now. Vtubers will get replaced by AI, just like almost every other job that doesn't require a PhD. You really think AI won't perfect the art of acting like a cute little anime shark? Fool.

>>2253015
vtubers would lose their appeal to me if i knew they didn't have real feelings.

>>2253057
This statement is going to age really well when you're watching an AI vtuber in the future.

>>2253015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ph02gzqmY

>>2253078
i will never yield to your shitty fake. this discussion is over.

>>2253080
Will AI Gura out-do the "a" moment?

None of you are real. I am the only person in existence.

>>2253090
But you will, and time will prove me right. Your neanderthal brain is no match for technology. NOW this discussion is over.

>>2253112
"a" would be too expected. I'm predicting a different random letter, maybe from a completely different alphabet even

gooruh.. s-schedule.... onegai...

>>2253210
She's gonna put it out later today

>>2253277
>today
Tomorrow anon.

>>2253015
This. Machines are just better people, just not yet. Eventually they will be able to do anything anyone can do but better. Probably not in my lifetime though.

>>2253179
𐎠

>>2253510
today, trust me.

Gura, I just had my annual physical and my STD bloodwork just came back negative. 行くぞ~

>>2253721
>STD bloodwork
What's a sex haver doing in these threads?

>>2253721
>STD bloodwork came back negative
>not trying to get all of the STDs
cringe

>>2246958
>I'm a broken person that isn't worth loving.
You're not worth loving because you view yourself as broken instead of as an opportunity to change.

>>2254190
This is exactly what Scientology preaches, Anon. Honestly though, joining a cult isn't that far off from watching Hololive and having on oshii.

>>2252999
what the fuck is wrong with her hands??

>>2254321
>This is exactly what Scientology preaches
I mean, literally every cult, religion, self-help psychology, etc, use that kind of statement, because it's essentially trying to teach you a wisdom that your happiness comes from you first and foremost. It's also similar to that statement "How can you expect others to love you if you don't love yourself?" Even though it sounds like a hoity-toity fortune cookie platitude, it rings true because not loving yourself means that you're putting emotional burdens on those around you to try and get what they need out of the relationship too.

You first need to change your perspective, that you are unsavable, and realize that as long as you're alive, you can be saved.

>>2239650
When she sang Ride on Time on debut, I was hooked. Her first musedash stream was when my knees were bolted to the floor.

Is "Gura cute" a platitude

>>2255036
It is a statement of pure fact

You don't need a robot, you just need imagination

>>2255232
What flower is that and what does it mean?

>>2255370
Hydrangea, it's Gura's favorite flower apparently.

>>2237477
Why are the HoloENs so autistic about character creating?
Just make yourself and be done with it, that's what people want. Nobody wants a loli with fat bastard ntr voice or a fucking tranny bob ross.

Fuck wrong thread

>>2255546
Pretty ironic because Gura did what you want lol

>>2255546
ogey

>>2255036
It is a tautology.

>>2255494
Why would you want a shitty loli voice when Gura is right there providing a voice 1000x better than anything the game can provide?

>>2255576
except the voice, gura made it clear she doesn't like when female voices damage lines sound ripped from an AV site

>>2255707
says the girl who goes ow ow stahp eet in her brat voice when she's hit

>>2255801
it's because it would made her coom too much

>>2255801
she doesn't sound like that though

Anybody have art of Gura's gills?

>>2255937
that is true. she sounds better.

https://twitter.com/shew03/status/1379165935995514880

>>2256105
Half human, so warm

>>2255801
She did it, like, once or twice for comedic effect. Mostly she shrieks and yells very cutely when she's in trouble.

>>2256166
>/r/Hololive
Anonchama...

>>2237477
this is the funniest gura stream ive seen so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5wfUscXJOw

>>2256166
based redditchad

>>2256166
return whence you came

>>2256166
ignoring the r***** to say gura cute

>>2256199
It was pretty great watching the now confident and comfortable gura react to the unconfident and anxious to the point of dying gura

>>2256840
Is this the most accurate room portrayal yet?

>>2256929
Probably. But the desk doesn't look like glass and I think the beef machine is on the desk

>>2256929
i think so. mic setup is all wrong though.

>>2256929
There is not nearly enough dirty dishes or empty monster/protein shakes lying around her desk

>>2257002
Didn't she say she was going down to only having a couple dishes? Maybe she's done that. Or was it Ame who said that.

>>2257029
Technically a couple is still less than what is in the picture.

The way she talks sometimes I always picture her room nearing asmongold level, although I pray its not nearly that bad in reality (at least now)

We aren't gonna see her until Wednesday, are we bros...

>no Gurame it takes two this week
next week for sure...

>>2258147
is takes two even good? I'm more excited for the MH collab with ina

>>2258272
haha.. about that...

>>2258110
I'm still holding out that we might get a schedule tonight.

>>2258272
No idea, but the a way out collab was incredible and this is supposed to be better.

>>2258272
Whether the game is good or not watching Ame and Gura play it together will definitely be fun. Either kino shit or watching them laugh at its stupidity, either sounds great

>>2258382
>implying Ina isn't a MH addict that will accept any invitation to play more monster hunter
even if it isn't this week we are getting one

I can see Gura not wanting to collab if she feels like she's really behind in skill. Ina has played a lot more than her

I really like this shark.

Does Gura really keep her phone in a zip-loc baggie when she's in the toilet?

>>2260523
In case she drops it in the bowl. Smart shork.

>>2260523
Bathtub, not toilet

>>2260523
She's way too big to fit inside a toilet, anon

>>2260523
I think she mentioned that she does it when she's in the bath? It's still not the worst idea in the world, most phones now are IP68 rated waterproof but I still cover mine when I shower because of the steam.

>>2246471
>finding a girl like gura
That isnt happening, but jumping off a bridge is definetly happening

>>2260523
don't you??

>>2255396
Someone should ask if that has anything to do with Sankarea: Undying Love

>>2255396
h-haha that's my mom's favorite flower too, i wonder if that means anything

>>2262298
what's it like having Gura for a mom?

>>2262387
i wish i could tell you i knew

i guess even if they get tired of "a", they will never get tired of this pose, huh?

>>2263130
It's a very good pose that shows off her fingernails.

>>2263130
Its cute but I have no Idea where it came from. I don't think anything official uses that pose.

>>2263140
But to be accurate to canon she needs the nails on her left hand to be cut short for gaming masturbating.

>>2263276
It's the 'gao~' pose, and her name is Gawr Gura.

>>2263297
Has there been a single fanart showing this? I don't expect that much of artists.

>3 days off
>and she's going to get away with it

>>2264011
Always

>>2264011
She sure knows how to tease her fans. I won't mind the three days off if it means we get another 5 days of good streams.

>>2264011
She'll stream tomorrow, that's only 2 days off.

>>2248014

>>2264011
you bet your ass she is, she earned it

>>2264216
Cute! I hope we get a member's stream early in the week, I wanna hear Gura be extra cute.

>tfw pausing a movie or video game or work just to randomly post about Gura's cuteness and my love for Gura
Anybody else does this?
Also, Gura cute, I love her!

>>2266362
All the time, it gives me something to do while grinding pic related.

Gura cute Gura cute. She better have enjoyed her days off so far.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4tycY129_c

I love my autistic daughterwife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYwE3zuyQfA

>>2266986
https://youtu.be/YYwE3zuyQfA?t=50
>Gura wishes she had a cute giggle

>>2267322
It certainly has an effect on her fans

>>2266986
>those zoom ins when she gasps
that was a nice clip

>>2267565
I highly recommend it for cute Gura clips as well as cute JOP comments

>>2267565
>>2268051
That channel, I mean
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCub__YBYmh7idd8biQyGgYg

>>2268051
It makes me really happy that the JPs love her too.

I miss Gura.

Gura will post schedule any moment now.

>>2273695
Give her another couple hours.

>>2273814
she has posted them about this early before, but it's true that it's normally early or late afternoon eastern time.

I want to give gura headpats and a hot meal after another great stream

This the same girl who gets high with her online “friends”

>>2256166
fine, i'll do it myself
https://twitter.com/clarenceman0605/status/1379159958084849669

>>2275816
She's just like me!

Shark news. A new shark from the cretaceous era was recently discovered.

https://youtu.be/o5WDKru5haE?t=296

>>2276941
>My ancenstor!

>>2277164
i love that goofy facial expression

>>2277227

>>2277250
that's the one!

>>2277272
>Gura does something stupid/funny/a prank and wants to see everyone's reaction

>>2277164
More like a weird cousin

>anons won't stop hyping Risu up every day for months
>she finally sings karaoke
>it's just ok
I honestly expected Gura to get BTFO, but it's not even close.

>>2278670
Risu, Gura, Moona, Suisei etc. are all on the same level, after that it just goes on personal preference

>>2278406
cute sharktopus!

>>2237643
me too man

>>2245462
That level of self-awareness is actually a good thing. Depending on how you react to it, it could either be your downfall, or a serve as a spring board into bettering yourself as a man. Good luck anon.

So how does this work?
its an actual female using facial something technology for limited movement and mouth flapping?
and this one person is contacted to using this character? or can anyone do it?

>>2279447
It's a super advanced military AI.

>>2279515
I-it works...

>>2279447
They are using some super high tech alien machinery called an IPhone(Home)

>>2246471
>you'll get a girlfriend that is like her
I actually did meet a girl like her a couple years ago. She was into Jap culture, a beast at dance dance revolution, really sweet and feminine, had ADHD, and also had a 'meme queen' side to her. Being a half jap, half white, I thought I had a pretty good chance with her. She and I texted for a few days and then I took her on a casual lunch date at a jap bistro. Things went well -- I didnt fuck up or anything, but then she ghosted my ass after the date. Weeks later, she was with a full blood asian guy. Dont know where I went wrong, maybe I just wasnt her type.Maybe I wasnt asian enough.
In conclusion, I met a girl uncannily similar to gura, I took her on a date, but I guess I wasnt her type. Makes me wonder if Im just not compatible with those gura-like girls in the first place.

>>2279640
Damn dude, sorry to hear that. She never even hinted at what went wrong or anything? That's fucked up.

>>2279640
>she ghosted my ass after the date

story of my life bro... everyone out here wishing they could meet their oshi, but I'm just glad I never have to deal with them rejecting me like every other girl

>>2279640
At least you tried. I was so socially awkward in high school that I ghosted the girl I liked when she reached out to me.

wash away bad feelings with Gura

>>2277334
When she did this with the terrible bear puns in RDR2 it was too cute
https://files.catbox.moe/0biz1r.mp4

>>2280796
That is un-bear-ably cute

The coffee-coke needs more coffee.

Oi Chumkeks, wheres the schedule?

>>2281034
damn, i forgot to buy it when i was out a couple of days ago.

>>2281197
Tomorrow most likely

It's not too late. Gura can still schedule and stream today. I believe in her

>>2281655
Her last two schedules came out later than it is now, I'm expecting she puts one out today still. I really doubt she's going to stream tonight though

>>2281708
we still haven't got to her average schedule posting time yet today.

>>2280493
I feel you man. I fucking never had the balls to talk to/ask out my highschool crush. She even came up to me out of nowhere on my birthday and gave me a big, long hug from behind. I'm a fucking idiot and still regret it to this day.

>>2239650
she was the cutest at debut and was my favorite EN right off the bat, but I fell in love with her during the campfire karaoke.

scuffed collab song, btw

>>2282160
i listened to it three times and the most recent was over a week ago.

>>2282160
Now imagine a well produced one.

>>2282160
>>2282216
Was that really made by someone that Mori recommended or was that a rrat? Because I would of expected more from someone recommended by Mori, since she makes alot of music and all.

>>2282298
i really doubt that's true.

>>2282160
i love gura but i dislike this video

>>2239650
I watched vods of all the EN and knew I liked Gura's voice and humor the most after a few weeks. I didn't go gosling until the burger ASMR though. Soft talking Gura does things to my kokoro

>>2282381
Thanks for the free engagement, I guess?

>>2278757
Well, yes. I'm probably just very biased. They are all great singers, but as far as I'm concerned, Gura won the genetic lottery and has a god tier voice. Compared to her other holos sound just normal, I guess. Gura actually makes me feel the songs in a way few other singers do.

>>2282381
How will Matsuri ever recover?

>>2282298
It's a rrat.

>>2282475
i don't blame her at all. if i thought it would actually have hurt her, i wouldn't have clicked it.

>>2282490
ok but 178 is really high for this kind of video on her channel... it probably does actually make Matsuri sad how few views and how many dislikes the song has

>>2282598
>how few views and how many dislikes the song has
How much does she normally get?

>>2282598
i thought about it for six hours but ultimately i decided that i really did strongly dislike it, and that the production on my oshi's beautiful voice was so bad that it actually hurts my feelings to listen to it, so i clicked dislike on it. it actually wasn't an easy decision but i stand by it. make fun of me all you want; i can already see that my opinion isn't that popular out of people who watched the video and i can live with that.

>>2282457
No singer has ever made me tear up as much as Gura's singing does. She says she gets emotional a lot from music but it might just be her beautiful voice affecting her as well.

>>2282796
i'm a huge music fan, and i listen to a lot of music in different genres, and i've been to literally hundreds of concerts over the past 25 years. i am not exaggerating when i say that her singing touches me like nothing else ever has. i don't understand why, but it does.

>>2282298
explains why Gura didnt call in

>>2282895
that's an unlikely explanation compared to Gura being asleep, you know this

>>2282928
its more fun to believe in rrats

>>2282939
this is true

>>2282837
I think she's mentioned before that she took up singing to help cope with stuff.

She obviously won the genetic lottery but she also has definitely put a ton of emotion into her singing and you can really feel it.

Gura liking anal was quite the shocking revelation.

>>2283374
This that time with Kiara or something else?

I love her

>>2283184
yeah, i always say it's too bad that "soul" has been so badly diluted by shitposting because it's at least half of what makes her singing great, even while people constantly focus on her technical ability. she's so emotionally expressive that it's overwhelming at times.

can't turn back TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, I'll always be a prisoner to my ambition, as petals FLYYYYYYYYY

Do any of you guys do reps while watching/listening to the stream? Doesn't it distract you?

interesting. some of the comments i've been watching on the s*r**r* d*ys cover that were critical of the production have started to be deleted. i wonder if those are self-deletes.

>>2283564
At least I'm not the only one who thinks soul has become a meme and does not mean anything

>>2283644
I often draw while listening to Gura. If there is something interesting going on I pause drawing and check the stream.

>>2283725
I just see people spam "SOUL" whenever its someone who isn't very good at singing but is still having fun.

Which is quite meaningless.

>>2283752
>says the meaning
>calls it meaningless
what did anon mean by this

Gura unpinned her schedule

>>2284096
it's ACTUALLY real!

>>2283644
I only do reps while watching vods. If I'm distracted I can rewind, while watching streams I'm too busy keeping up with the thread to do any reps.

>>2237477
her body... no...

>>2284689
you will never be stored inside gura's Hoodie of Holding

>>2284096

Its finally here and we even get a stream today!

>>2285656
Im gonna be late to work tomorrow if her RE2 stream goes long tonight, and it will be worth it.

>>2285656
feels good having my belief in Gura vindicated. love u Gura

>>2285656
Solid schedule, nice!

>>2285656
>first karaoke as a new membershrimp
Hell yeah

>>2285656
TWO STREAMS IN ONE DAY, A NEW ERA DAWNS

>>2285656
IKUDAKUZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2285656
We're back, Metroid bros

>>2285656
how do feet glass

>>2285656
she's getting stronger

>>2285656
>stream tonight
>it's RE:2
>karaoke on friday

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOORUH

>>2285656
Nice

a

>>2287738
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>2287738

>>2287738
s-sauce please

>>2287738
T u T

>>2285937
Always believe in the shark

i'm really glad she's trying out putting a TBD slot on her schedule. i always got the impression that having to decide every detail in advance was needlessly stressful.

ideally it would be a list of times with no indication of what's being played. Someday.

I'm excited for more scaredy goorah tonight.

>>2285656
I miss you Gura!!!
>no minecraft
based, solid schedule

Closing in Forty is a banger bros!

coffee kitkats are good. not as good as the mint ones

>>2288756
Honestly, I would prefer a full schedule of just stream time like what some of the other girls do for schedule instead of this schedule autism that makes her either stream this game or not at all when tech issues pop up that can't be resolved quickly.

>>2290472
i totally agree. but getting one "TBD" on there is a step in the right direction.

>>2290096
Goorah if you're eating kitkats you're supposed to do it on microphone please.

ffffuuuck i forgot to look for the coffee coke AGAIN

7 minutes until cute

>open Gura’s pre-chat
>see discord circle jerk
>close Gura’s pre-chat
Simple as

I hope she reach to Alligator part this stream.

>Chatting as soon as the goombaroomba lands
It's going to be a good stream today lads. I love our shark

>drinks arnold palmers

as if it wasn't already 100% confirmed she grew up in the south

>she couldn't wait to talk to us

>yep, that's in the keyboard

Is it just me or is her voice becoming deeper / mellower over time? More natural voice coming out?

>is that all I am to you?
So rrats were true.

>>2291706
yeah, you used to have to wait like 2-3 hours for her to get more tired/relaxed but these days she's nowhere near as nervous even right at the start of a stream.

>bubblewrap armor

>>2291504
Is that a good?

>>2249917
She seems like the kind of person that would cry for hours if she killed a deer.

Really? She doesn't see the valve?

global is on some other shit tonight

>>2277164
Kek

>i mentioned the J word and he ran

>He can't come in here, can he?

>>2292229
Just looked, what the absolute fuck are those people doing?

>>2292340
>>2292229
global has been extra autistic the last few days

What layers are Gura taking off?

>>2292340
There is nothing filthy or autistic about enjoying a hot water bottle with my oshi.

>>2292340
>>2292229
>squeeze
I didn't want to know this.

>ichi ni san shi go six nana hachi

>screams
>slaps feet on the floor
>hyperventilation
>slurred speech
God I love that shork.

Jesas, global thread is fucked. Pissfags deserve the rope.

have you been squeezing?

>>2292774
Fuck off.

what the fuck those comedic timing

>>2292774
keep your fetishes on global, fag

>>2292799
I can't, the bottles still got juices left

>>2292771
Yeah so if you could stop bring it here and talk about our loveable scaredy shark instead that'd be cool.

>>2292387
Try weeks

Can't believe I'd actually become a splitnigger but Global has been so bad at gatekeeping and you guys are much more sane so I appreciate these threads' existence

small squeeze

>>2256840
so much blue very distasteful

>>2292774
>>2292860
>>2292934
You're in the wrong thread
>>2292368

I really like this shark girls voice.

>>2293011
It's really adorable and soothing.

>>2292919
I've literally never been to Global and have no intention of ever going there