/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/mHYyqqgEvZE
Nasa is Drawing

https://youtu.be/Be4UZDUaqtc
Pippa is interviewing an Blizzard Dev

https://youtu.be/gtfUJuJJrPA
Iori will be Teaching Japanese in 10 hours

https://youtu.be/26Lxfhn8FjA
Tenma will be playing Black Mesa in 12 hours

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

He just keep winning. How do we stop him?

>>22154863
Wouldn't even blame you. She body doxed herself on Twitter and she's is alright.

the more i watch pippa the more i feel myself drifting away from her

>>22160145
do you have a script to post this so you know what time to take your meds, anon?

This man is grooming Pippa. He will be creampieing the pippussy by the end of the month.

>>22160492
>This man is grooming Pippa.
anon pippa is like 30+

>>22160603
And?
Grooming can be all ages

This guy's really weird, but he ain't a bad guy

>>22160603
Pippa is 23.

>>22160696
RIGHT IN MY STRIKE ZONE

He's one of those people who it's funny to hear tell stories but if you had to work with him you'd hope he got in a wreck on the way to work

>>22160670
>This guy's really weird
he sounds like the typical american normie, to me.

>>22159900
The picture of the dresses right?

>>22160696
hope not, i had this whole image of her being a hag in my head cannon and now im sad

>>22160696
Last year. She's 24 now but some memes date her to 33.

>>22160940
We all know the exact year, month, and day of her birth, newfag.

>>22160977
No, her 24th birthday is coming up in May.

>>22159768
There is NO stopping the VTuber gypsy.
Prepare to have your oshi stolen from you.

>>22160940
With her dental issues, we'll absolutely know about it when she has to get her own health insurance

>>22161083
>VeeTuber gypsy
ftfy

Vee is using his second channel in chat. KEK

>"Women felt harassed"
>Laughs
kek

>Never got caught having sex during cube crawls
H-huh?

Jeff let us down,bros...

Jannies working overtime tonight LOL

Youtube chat literally 1984 right now

>>22161682
>>22161703
stop mentioning vee, thats whats getting deleted

>>22161682
Would be great if the cleaning staff in here was similarly dedicated.

>>22161112
>>22160993
>>22160696
of all chubbas why have all this info on pippa? Wow you found a NEET fujo im sure her dox is worth it.

while u fin what ladnfill has her half eaten bagels?

>>22159437
>wdhmbt
Every major surgery carries a risk of death. She tweeted that after a successful surgery.

>>22161763
jannies here dont care about a small corpo thread being shit up they're too busy with whatever niji/holo drama is shitting up the catalog.
Report and pray. All you can do

>>22091275
>>22094694
Here's beatani's 2 karaokes in the pc discord

>>22161932
thanks anon

>>22161879
Reporting is a waste of time. Use that time to pray. It has higher chance of working.

>pippa says nigger in voice chat

>>22162052
>Reporting is a waste of time
fuck off

>>22162055
>Pippa will never call you a nigger while whipping you, BP screaming in the background.
why live?

I don't go on kiwi but who is this incel? Like no shit, there are thousands of ex blizzard devs and playtesters.

That this never actually got fired is absolutely the reason California is suing Blizzard

requesting kiwipage for exact address

He has a kiwi?

>>22162178
namefagging ibsfags out

>>22161879
>they're too busy with whatever niji/holo drama is shitting up the catalog.
dyrbi

>>22162106
I spent hours reporting posts. Only time it works is if the post is holo dox.

>>22162213
exactly my point. If they can't deal with all that mess what makes you think they'll spend a minute patrolling a general about chuubas they know jack shit about?

>I have said things and never gotten banned (Pippa)
>Did you use voice chat?
>Yeah
>Could they tell you were female?
kek

>>22162257
Let me guess, it was Moris? That shit gets deleted in seconds

Jeff was good at first but I can't even watch this shit anymore. Being scared of getting fired for doing his job too well is peak wageslave. Getting in trouble for finding exploits and then doubling down in trying to get management to see the problem is pure slave mentality. Everyone with half a brain knows that you're supposed to use this to get your bosses in trouble with their bosses so that either you get promoted or one of your buddies who knows wtf he's doing is promoted instead.

>>22162368
>Everyone with half a brain knows that you're supposed to use this to get your bosses in trouble with their bosses so that either you get promoted or one of your buddies who knows wtf he's doing is promoted instead.
people like you always get fired

>>22162368
welcome to the modern corporate world. Now get back to work, wagie and make my coffee

>>22162396
Do you even know where you are? This is /vt/ where we spread rrats. What, do you think we do this online then go back to workplace as model citizens? Rrats are honed at the watercooler. Tribalfagging is honed at the watercooler. If you have no union or your union is corrupt then the worker has no defense other than rrats.
>But I'll get fired
Rrats and sabotage have been the primary way to ladder climb for the past 300+ years of Capitalism. Be brave, get with the program, and grow up.

Pippa is pretty good at interviewing people.

>>22162972
I see you, Facelord.

>>22162801
>Be brave, get with the program, and grow up.
nope, I prefer my comfy job.

>>22162972
guy is just good at talking, don't oversell pippa

>Ghost was supposed to be Starcraft Deus Ex

damn that would have been cool

>>22163026
Shut it
Pippa is doing great
Pippa Rogan making a career!

>>22163036
Did you not know that? I remember back when it was first announced, it was pretty common knowledge.

What are the chances Asmongold watches the interview? He loves to shit on blizzard

>>22163269
Zero. This vod is going down immediately after it ends.

>>22163096
I read that as rogan of seth rogan at first.
What an unfortunate last name

i cant find the skeleton

>>22162972
Pleasantly surprised. She's okay at asking follow ups but not that good at segueing. It was usually blunt or a simple "ok next question" Her feedback also needs work since it's mostly just mhmm, and blanket agreeing. That's sort of forgivable since she probably doesn't have much to add or disagree with anyway.
You can also tell she's nervous, even now she's still sounds reserved.

No, she ain't Joe Rogan but it's been good so far.

>>22163496
I agree, she's an amateur at this but it's not bad for a first time. She's getting more comfortable as it goes on and she's probably tired from her earlier stream.

>>22163496
Joe Rogan is not even that good of a host. Don't compare Pippa to that bald monkey

>>22163496
Better than the Tomo collab thats for sure

Pippa is sleepy.
God I love her sleepy voice

>>22163838
i want to cum in and around her while she complains about it in her sleepy voice

>>22163838
hoping for a kino sleepy voice karaoke tonight

>>22163664
Pippa could skin a kitten live on stream and it'd still be better than that collab

>>22163838

>>22163896
>you will get your name read in sleepy voice

>>22163656
Calm down Neil

What happened in the Tomo collab? Please spoonfeed me, I didn't get the chance to watch it.

>>22164083
its only unlisted, should be easy enough to find

>>22164083
Just watch it then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUf71dRCWqo

>>22164083
Nothing major. They just had absolutely no chemistry and it was very awkward.
Pippa couldn't really handle their high energy normalfaggotry and lewd talk and went mostly silent Pipkin mode like in some of her earliest collabs.

>>22163496
To be fair they have a small delay.

This guy is pretty based.

>>22164310
>porn
>based
shiggy diggy

>>22164344
You don't like porn?

>>22164399
he probably has a porn problem and projects hardcore

>>22164446
He's one of us!

>>22164446
That's exactly what I do but I'm still right

>>22164399
you're supposed to pretend you don't or you're not based and redpilled

I was expecting this to last an hour, nice to see pippa has this much energy

>>22164595
when she mentioned this collab being so late, she said it was because it was the only time she could get a 3 hour timeslot. glad to see shes staying this alert near the end though

>>22164399
Nope, not good for you

pippaloni

I want to lick Pippa's chair

why do pippa's eyes always get itchy? does zoidberg keep cumming in her eyes before stream? what the fuck is the problem? she doesn't go outside so she shouldn't have allergies

Pippa seems sleepy, wrap this shit up.

>>22165477
She said she's "slightly" allergic to her dog earlier this week if I remember right.

>guy is sharing his porn with pippa
I wish i was this guy.

>penis detected

whelp

>>22165805
but an-non, it was you
us
me

>>22165805
if you draw pipporn and tag her she'll see it

>>22166117
Yes but he's in a personal voicecall with her and sending it in Dms.

This was a fantastic collab. Real interesting, glad I stayed up for it.

Pippa is in his age bracket... he's gonna make a move.

>>22166388
He was just talking about his wife and kids lol

>>22166425
Yes, and?

>>22166425
Bro that just makes chicks who are into older men wetter.

>>22166436
you have such a cuck mentality

>>22166474
How? He would be cheating, not being cheated on. Women aren't men.

>>22166474
do you even know who was interviewed??

>>22166349
yeah and I've never played a blizzard game in my life and it was neat

reminder that the RATE IT poster isn't here today

>Thank you Vee for introducing us and getting it set up
Bros...

>>22166503
some old bliz dev which was pretty cool

>>22166602
Say whatever you want but the guy has connections.

>>22162122
I would take off 3 months out of a year every year at my previous entry level job at a call center and they never fired me. Or at least not until I decided I wanted to take 5 months off instead of the normal 3.

This was probably the best Pippa stream I've watched so far. They've covered most of what I was curious about and couldn't really ask for more.

>>22166602
not a day goes by anymore where pippa doesn't suck his dick

>>22166502
>Women aren't men.
???

surprisingly candid. I could definitely feel his pain talking about a company he spent 30 years in go down the shitter like that.

good stream for first time interview. I hope management let her do more

>>22166602
He did a good job setting up this interview. I enjoyed it a lot. Didn't expect him to end up being a positive influence like that.

really interesting interview, used to be a big fan of blizzard back before they went to shit, cool to hear this guy's insight. pippa did a pretty good job of keeping the conversation flowing while letting the guy speak.

>>22166840
Pippa seems to be good at coaxing out bitching from people about shit in interviews to some extent. When does she interview Marty O'Donnell now that Bungie is no longer independent. I want to hear him talk mad shit on the asshats that run modern Bungie.

I liked the interview. Good job Pippa!
I hope she gets to do more interesting ones in the future.
Fuck Vee/10

>roommate mention

sleepy karaoke
uoh

ive always been jelous of vee

This is horrible

Vee is my oshi.

>tuesday
Reminder there is a premiere on notPippa YOUTUBE on sunday on YOUTUBE

RATE THE STREAM

>>22167118
10/10
pippa can be cool sometimes

>>22167118
Really interesting despite never having played a Blizzard game
I cannot emphasize how hard I'm going to beat the tolerance for reddit coomer shit out of you, Pippa

>>22167118
cool chat 10/10
no scruff besides delay 9/10
space worm 10/10
asmr mode pippa karaoke 20/10 I want to marry her solely so I can hear this every night for the rest of my life

>>22167118
My whole schedule for tomorrow is fucked but I don't regret it/10

no picture!? for shame. I'll let it slide since it's late

>>22167118
8/10
pippa did a good job but she needs to work on how she goes from question to question.

>>22167225
sorry, i'm not the regular anon. someone said he wasn't here today

>>22167118
Great, I enjoyed the r34 talk and the random slur drop

>>22167118
pretty great for a pippa strim

>>22167118
Great interview with a great guest.
I was worried that she was going to have some random guy who worked at Blizzard Q&A for 3 months, so it was a pleasant surprise to have an actual OG who has been with the company from pretty much the beginning.

Pippa did well as an interviewer, asked a lot of interesting questions and got interesting answers that went beyond what you'd usually find in an interview like this.
Even the delay didn't mess things up too badly. It's kinda funny to see somebody working in the video game industry for 300 years being a bit tech illiterate like that.

>>22167118
10/10 worth ruining my sleep schedule for
If the vod doesn’t get nukes I hope the bald man reacts

no one has brought up the elephant in the room yet so I'd do it instead. When is Pippa getting a commission from that Blizzard guy

>>22167432
Do it, fishman

>>22167432
I can't believe I missed that giant elephant huoooooly shieet that would be some amazing ecchi fanart of pippa

>>22167365
>somebody working in the video game industry for 300 years being a bit tech illiterate like that.
Oh man, it felt like looking into a mirror that reflects the future. Will future anons laugh at us like this 2 decades into the future for being dinosaurs?

>>22167930
Definitely, mate. The guy was even self-conscious about it.
>i'm such a boomer, lol

just in case the penises make the vid get susan'd
https://mega.nz/file/5W5jyZTC#QtlNqLc-0cfSB26XY2b3kM8k0alkIewYys0RHvxnefA
going to bed

t. not archivefag

>4:01:46
>4:05:48
Pippa got a lot of streaming done today, with only a half hour break in between.

>>22169479
dang, working an 8-hour shift with only a 30-minute break? That's rough, broski.

>>22170295
>all work is the same, I am very smart
Thanks for your input, retard.

>>22169479
She also did a space too. Endurance training bunny

>>22171915
The week may have been a shitty one but yesterday's streams really made up for it. Thanks, Pippa!

>>22167118
Better than expected

>>22157862
Yes. I refuse to miss a single of those streams.
I WILL hug her eventually. Fate is in motion.

>>22158587
>Why did fishman greenlight this?
She's the heel, court jester & golden child of PC all rolled into one. She gets away with things because
1) People are used to her pulling weird stunts
2) People consider her pulling weird stunts part of the sovl of the corporation
3) It has an incredibly consistent habit of going right
>>22159034
The point isn't so much journalism as relaying interesting ideas & experiences. You don't just find someone who firm handshake'd himself from freeter to major Blizzard dev anywhere by just punching it into Google.

Now that I think about it... all the things we love about MGR...

...would a woman like them? I know Pippa is "just like (You) bros..." but so many of her interests are still very girly.

>>22178119
If she gets past Bladewolf I will honestly be surprised.

>>22171915
That she did the space ontop of it is what makes it notable. You can't dono on spaces nor do you get subs from it. She did it anyway just to 100% make sure the output stayed high/because she felt like talking.
Oh yeah.
https://www.twitch.tv/gingerkitsu
Seems like something's already coming from the Spaces arc.
Honestly this is not a bad strategy.
Open up spaces.
Let those request it talk.
Then use a mix of personal estimation & /here/ ratings decide what works.
A content creator that vibes with you in front of 150-200 people is likely going to vibe in front of 250-400.
I think Pippa has genuinely found a really good formula here.

Helps her get outside her bubble, makes it vastly easier to organize and - last but not least - will gradually insure that indies who are compatible with her mentality will start to gravitate towards & orbit her without being /here/ menheras themselves. Meaning that over a long enough timeframe she'll gradually build an alliance of people that can back her up in anything from Twitter cancellation avoidance to collab filling to being genuine friends, all while learning from one another.
In other words: Pippa might unironically be capable of saving herself rather than going exploding and leaving behind a Neutron Lolcow, now.

>>22178119
No but there's plenty for women to appreciate.
Memes aside MGR is shockingly popular among a small but sizeable number of girls.

>>22178119
>so many of her interests are still very girly.
And that's a good thing. I want a Pippa that comments on dresses when she passes by a shop.
And yes she will enjoy MGR, if only for the edge. And that's fine. We don't need a "deep" political commentary about the intents of writing, writing that has only surface levels of complexity but is in reality full of contradictions.
MGR isn't a political manifesto, it's a silly game doing silly things, and it's why we love it and it's also why Pippa will love it.

>>22179280
Who the fuck said anything about the politics?

>>22179574
Most people shilling MGR in /pcg/

Bros! I have the PERFECT game for Pipkin Pippa the rabbit, check it out: Bunhouse, it's a game were you play as, guess what, yes! a RABBIT, And Pippa is a rabbit too! this is going to be full extreme kino poggers I tell you! e-celebs? shill this shit to Pippa, anons? shill it too everywhere you can, we HAVE to make this HAPPEN!

>>22178119
no
just like all platinum games MGR requires you to be good at video games to enjoy it

>>22179803
MGR isn't hard, wtf

>>22179957
>t. has never seen a chuuba (female) play it

>>22179803
Most people shill the game in general, the music or the memes. We had like one conversation about the politics.
>>22179803
Give her some credit. Pippa has played other games that require far more competence, like DS.

>>22178996
Pippa is very smart and talented and I’ve always liked her. I wish you people could tone down your mongoloidism a but so we could have one thread, but that’s probably too much of an ask.

>>22180070
>but
bit

For me? it's pandemonium. What about you guys?

>>22180036
but it has a casual mode, I made a 5 years old zoomer play it and his only problem was that my gamepad was unfortunately too big for his hands but the game was otherwise a breeze. casual mode has auto-parry.

>>22179957
read: enjoy
there is nothing to enjoy about the game when you are spamming the same 1 combo in every enemy and chugging rations. Reminds me of Gura playing DMC and making her experience worse and in the end dropping the game because she wanted to use royalguard just like she has seen in the videos but she is complete trash at using it

>>22180070
Same, but she is to blame for attracting them despite warnings to the contrary.
>>22180188
>auto-parry
Just watch a lets play at that point. Small children are a lot more capable than you might think, I beat OoT at 3 years old because I didn't have a choice of difficulty options.

>>22180070
>Pippa is very smart and talented and I’ve always liked her.
Same.
> . I wish you people could tone down your mongoloidism a bit so we could have one thread, but that’s probably too much of an ask.
I think things may improve. My dad works at the anon brain factory and they're pushing out a patch pretty soon.

>>22180070
it's literally not possible anymore to make a single thread

>>22180293
>Small children are a lot more capable than you might think
I know what I'm doing. I used to be small too. I can easily assess someone's capabilities and that kid needed grooming into getting good (extremely low attention span, anger issues, attention whoring...), had to take it very slowly.
He had potential unfortunately I don't have access to him or his sister (which has bigger potential) so they are doomed to play shit like fortnite.

>>22178996
I think I agree, but why did you post ginger's channel?
>>22181005
Fair enough, I was blessed to only have access to 9.5/10 classics as a kid. That said, the wording of your post is...

>>22161003
Will we see a lot of "Happy birthday" superchats on that fateful day?

>>22163305
Still up

Pippa, I know you're reading this.
0x48 0x55 0x47
010010000101010101000111
Câlin

>>22181581
Suce ma queue tite merde

>>22181829
Hey! You are not pippa!

>>22181581
>>22181829
iKekd

>page 10

>>22183941
Witter bump next time please anon, we have a reputation to uphold

https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1513185085633138690

>>22184098
>israel
I... see...

5 days left till everything changes.
These have been the longest 10 months of my life.
To the future I suppose.

>>22184098
OMG WE GETTING LUMI AS GEN2 MEMBER

>>22184399
kiwidog v sei
when?

>>22184050
i don't want to shitpost anymore

>>22184557
Good, but I said something witter

>>22184098
>fishman figuring out how to install gentoo
I still have doubts

>>22184867
Pippa LOVE

>>22184867
what's the difference really?

>>22184890
Works for me

>>22184399
Dubs confirm.
But yeah. I can get validation on reading into the smallest comments or learn if I need to start taking pills.
It was implied during the Postal stream that Fishman would get upset with Yuri and Lumi, the response was a bit late "why would he get upset with me" and quickly moved to a new subject.
Pretty sure Pipkin Freudian slipped that Lumi was in a company meeting, claimed she said Muumin.
+Wishful thinking, Lumi and Yuri are great.

Obligatory Pippa is a witch

>>22185300
Oh god
Did they literally take witch, turn the w upside down to get Mitch and put the Japanese "is/are" at the end to get
M(w)itchiru or "is a m(w)itch" ?

Michiru's laugh is so lovely.
>>22185300
She better step up her game, because her wife is mogging her hard in that department.

>>22185164
>Pippa and Lumi will cuck Tenma and Yuri respectively with the amount of collabs they do
oh no no no
>>22185603
She married her for her prowess with the occult

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Endless Space two time.
>>22186619
Nono the aim is clearly to start an Overwatch team of cute girls including Tenma, Yuri and two others.

>>22185164
>Pretty sure Pipkin Freudian slipped that Lumi was in a company meeting
/clg/ is already asshurt about Lumi/Yuri leaving to the point where they even believe the rrats from their own girls about Lumi being horrible, they might melt down if it actually happens.

>>22187915
So you're telling me the shitposting will get worse.

>>22187915
>>22188242
Massive leap in logic. How does Lumi moving companies add anything? It's already a dogshit situation for them, this will just be an extra detail.
Also, I honestly doubt they're coming over here, though it would be funny to see our /yumi/ sisters finally merge with us, which almost happened a long time ago.

>>22184098
suisei collabo ?

>>22187615
Wrong thread?

>>22188529
Talent transfer from one company to another with names and models included is major news and I don't know if it's happened before, so it's likely going to be a premiere.

>Sakana relentlessly shits on cyberlive and gets tsunderia to blacklist cyberlive from collabs
>t-they're going to j-join phase ... j-just because ok!!!
lol

>>22188837
it has happened before

>>22188837
Isn't it what happened with AI chan way back then?

I know I have zero chance of Pippa marrying me. I am autistic, not stupid. All I want is to chase a dream for once in my life. I see something beautiful in Pippa and if I don't at least try I will hate myself forever.

>>22189037
Lumi will marry her and you will watch.

>>22188242
The split thread will probably also get shitposting that finally isn't about Pippa, but instead will be about Lumi and/or fishman being backstabbers or some retarded shit.

i will do 3d pipsqueak for pippers, cant sew but i can 3d
finished the body now time to render, maybe she will like my fanart

>>22189166
All of gen2 was already in the karaoke that happened yesterday, are you a /clg/ tourist or something? The links are even still in this thread

>>22189246
gen 2.5 can still happen.
Or they can still add-on an extra member, it's still not official

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1513221348398616580
This sounds a whole lot like foreshadowing.

>>22189166
Looking at the burning dumpster fire that was CyberLive. Sakana is quickly approaching Yagoo levels of saving.

>>22188529
they're here already >22188891, expect more deranged lashing out as the 2view EN companies continue to consolidate

>>22189292
Except it still wont happen. Lumi quit youtube and is now a twitch exclusive partner. If she streams on youtube she will get terminated.
Fuck off to /clg/ and shit up their general instead

>>22189479
>he thinks they'll have to stream on Youtube
The fish smells the money.

>>22189479
she'll just pull a pippa and double dip, vtubing is the perfect counter to twitch's jewish tricks

>>22189479
Twitch is a shit platform anyway, she'll get banned/ditch it soon enough.

>>22189037
just keep sending her those akasupas Tenno the Rrat. maybe a few more things from her throne, that will surely when her over. oh and make sure to talk about how successful you are on discord, she is sure to read that and fall for you even harder. She's been waiting for someone to buy that boat house before she dm's a marriage certificate. It helps that you suck the furry's dick too, it worked for the kiwidog right?

>>22189479
Have you already forgotten Tenma? Twitch doesn't have the exclusivity clause anymore.

>>22189037
just keep sending her those akasupas Tenno the Rrat. maybe a few more things from her throne, that will surely win her over. oh and make sure to talk about how successful you are on discord, she is sure to read that and fall for you even harder. She's been waiting for someone to buy that boat house before she dm's a marriage certificate. It helps that you suck the furry's dick too, it worked for the kiwidog right?

>>22189705
Tenma didnt sign a exclusivity contract, Lumi did.
She even said so when she quit youtube

>>22187915
So the new rrat they're spreading is that Lumi/Yuri are already in phase connect which is why they're spamming links to their streams >>22187615

>>22166602
I don't get why people hate vee.

>>22189914
The partner contract varies from person to person.
Some can't multistream but can still stream on youtube, others are forbidden from streaming ANYWHERE including shit like twitter and facebook, and some even have youtube named as a specific place they can't stream at.

Why does everyone think that streaming to Youtube will be a requirement? What's there to prevent an exception from being made?

>>22190210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K205OFTa0w

>>22189763
I don't know what else to do. Every relationship I have ever had was because the woman approached me and I just went along with it. I don't know how to get her interested in me enough where she actually wants to find out who I am and is willing to share who she is. I sent her an email she ignored. I gave her my phone number and she laughed. I think I am a good guy that has a lot going for him and is worthy of her trust, but I just don't know how to get her to notice.

Also Zax is a nice guy, why wouldn't I want to help someone who has done me no wrong if it doesn't cost a cent?

>>22189763 #
I don't know what else to do. Every relationship I have ever had was because the woman approached me and I just went along with it. I don't know how to get her interested in me enough where she actually wants to find out who I am and is willing to share who she is. I sent her an email she ignored. I gave her my phone number and she laughed. I think I am a good guy that has a lot going for him and is worthy of her trust, but I just don't know how to get her to notice.

Also he is a nice guy, why wouldn't I want to help someone who has done me no wrong if it doesn't cost a cent?

tried the volume enhancing supplements now
i masturbated three times in the past 15 days with five days between each session. each session was planned to take ~15 minutes, to which i was able to stick to fairly well. i didn't feel the need to measure the volume as i expected a 2-5x increase in volume to be visible with the naked eye and i have a general idea of how much i cum anyway.
while cumming did feel different (dick was tingling) i could not make out a difference in volume over the three sessions. i might try another run with a whole week between sessions sometime in the future, but i don't see why that would change anything
but all in all i have gotten way more volume with less "downtime" by just edging and extending the session to 30-45 minutes

>>22190383
this is probably schizobait but on the .01% chance it isn't, you are not a good guy. You are bad gay and a creep. The sooner you realize this the sooner you can start the patch to becoming not those things.

>>22190285
>>22190383
>I don't know what else to do
You should fuck off and stop shitting up the thread, faggot larper

>>22190080
I think it is mostly a joke and a bunch of malding trannies desu

Reminder to like, comment, and share the interview vid to push that fucker HARD on the algo. That alone might not be enough for Pippas dream collab but the vid having good standing on its own will definitely make it more enticing for asmongold to click.
It doesn't matter if you like his content or not; she likes it. It's on US to help fulfill her dreams

>>22190285
If this is really Tenno-
How fucking stupid are you? You literally have no chance at all. You are one of those fucking psychopath stalkers who probably wont take no for an answer. I wouldn't be surprised if you have already been blocked by her but consider her blocking you as her being shy uwu. Go find a new target to stalk and dox before you end up showing up to her house and getting your brains blown out. Everything that you have done so far has been disgusting and extremely creepy no matter what yarn you try to weave it as. NO ONE would find someone attractive after they try to weasel their way into their lives the way you are doing it not even the so called doxloving pippa who modded that fucking kiwi. Go away. You are not wanted.

>>22190522
Wouldn't you be better off shilling it on his subreddit or discord or some shit?

>>22184098
>April 15th
>taxes are due that day
All of gen2 are feds

>>22190586
>Everything that you have done so far has been disgusting and extremely creepy no matter what yarn you try to weave it as.
I barely know anything about this Tenno guy, what stuff has he done? I know he's donated insane amounts of money and said some weird things but what else?

owl premiere on YOUTUBE

>>22190383
There is nothing else to do. Seek other women. You will never get her interested in you to share who she is beyond what she shares with literally everyone in her streams. Your emails and dm's will continue to be ignored, and she will only hate you more the more you send and the more times you send a donation telling her to check her dm's during stream like you did last night. You think you are a good guy but you arent. As >>22190442 and >>22190586 said, you are a bad guy and a psychopath with literally no chance at all.
Fuck off Rrat you disgusting creep. Fuck off Tenno you disgusting groomer. Fuck off 2380efbil2#4351 you sad, old autist who will die alone.

>>22191282
based, couldn't have said it better myself

>>22190080
His voice is really annoying, his accent is hard to make out, his voice is really annoying, there is allot of IBS drama history where he stuck out for the skeptics. He was loyal to Sargon to unreasonable levels as every time someone threw any criticism at the stepfather, vee would appear to defend M`ladys honour. Its why people started the kick vee trend, as you couldn't have a discussion roasting sargoy without the gypsy popping in to disrupt it.

>>22160603
No, that was the furry roommate that would lick her after coughing during streams.

>>22191729
>tfw you cant lick pippa

>>22184543
who is sei? discordfag?

>>22192629
Reps. That goes beyond offtopic

>>22192442
Abduct her and you can lick the rabbit all you want in a dungeon.
I'm sure the claims she is packing heat and constantly watching her security cameras is made up.

>>22191196
he also buys everything on notpippa's wishlist

>>22192746
jesus
I watch her for cunny and based content
I can even see wanting to be her friend, but going full terminal simp stalker mode is kinda crazy and pointless
what is this fucker thinking? he really needs to touch grass (even if the Jim akasupas were great)

>>22189166
ngl, I could use more fishman rrats.

so tenno is trying to be the next granthh? interesting.

>>22190383
>Every relationship I have ever had was because the woman approached me and I just went along with it
Why would you lie about this?

>>22192629
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=sei
He's basically Lumi's equivalent to Kiwidog.

>>22184098
I can't wait for Gen2 to bully Pippa and Tenma out of the company like what Menace did to Yumi.

>>22194296
But will they be able to bully Pippa out of our hearts?

>>22194296
The CL mistakes can't be repeated in PC. The problem with CL was that the chain of management was nonexistent due to Misaki fucking off, which forced Lumi to assume manager responsibilities. It's not the fact alone that she was being shat on, but that she was being shat on while she was working her ass off as their manager that made Lumi call it quits. And Yuri left with her because she was tired of seeing this shit happen, and she would have done so earlier, but she remained in CL for Lumi's sake. The second Lumi packed her bags, so did Yuri.

Either way, the main point is Pippa and Tenma aren't in a position where they'd be working for people hostile to them, so they can't be "bullied out of the company", at least not in this manner.

>>22194296
How did Menace bully Yumi?

fez comet general?

>>22191282
>the more times you send a donation telling her to check her dm's during stream like you did last night.
Did this really happen?

caught up on latest streams
>black hearts starting on the unlisted stream
>that passive aggressive remark that was cut from the end of that vid
>pippa singing Somebody I used to know, AGAIN
looks like something happened

>>22195489
Yes. $1 anonymous donation with the text "tell your roommate to check her DMs". Pippa's answer when she read it was that she doesn't have a roommate.

>>22195655
lol
well that saves me the trouble of trying this myself

>>22195705
you needed an example to NOT try this?

>>22195705
just send more than $1, then it'll work

>>22195705
Don't tell me you have to be told not to do this shit. What kind of shizo are you?

>>22195489
Yes. https://youtu.be/Be4UZDUaqtc?t=14446

>>22195655
>>22196042
>he stayed behind at the old place
Uhhh Zoidchads? This wasn't part of the plan

https://twitter.com/WorstTenno/status/1513231491576131588

>>22195892
>>22196004
I meant the DMing her other account part. It's open so why not, but I never bothered. Now I know she would ignore it anyways

>>22196230
Dont care + off topic + fuck off

>>22196230
I'm not reading that and we're not doing this. Fuck off.

>>22196370
"We" kill yourself faggot

You might be a fuck up and have ruined your life but at least you're not Tenno, /pcg/

This shit isn't normal, right? Have I just been missing something in the other threads on this board? How the fuck is it that Pippa attracts so many of these when she's barely out of 2view status?

>>22196230
holy mental illness batman.
Makes me wonder where that quote is from though.
I verily much doubt its a story about an obsessed stalker whose "love" he only knows the voice of.

>>22196613
or wait, it could be the truth of the story.
Still, I dont think you are supposed to idealize such a character

>>22196532
It's really not that many compared to some other 2views to be fair. It's just that most 2views don't have a sizable part of their community make their home on 4chan, thus it doesn't get plastered on their threads 24/7.
The seedy bowels of vtuber discord makes this shit look wholesome.

>>22196532
There Is Something About Pippa That Drives Men Crazy

>>22196230
What's extra schizo is he deletes his tweets every day, as well as changing his name and profile picture. I've been watching him for almost a week now, never cared enough to actually archive it. Looks like he unfollowed the few people he was following now though.
For some more context, he was the one shitting up the thread asking about how to get into LE SECRET GROOMCORD a week or two ago, then complained when he finally got into the PC discord only to get kicked out immediately for (almost) saying nigger. He made his way from the pippa fan discord to the notPippa discord after that.
The stupid fuck even sent a tts donation during the last notPippa stream that read out "i will commit a crime t.tenma" in reference to her tweet at the time

>>22196841
there is something about pippa that drives crazy men towards her

>>22196924
How the fuck do you fail so hard at trying to groom someone? The retard should just give up at this point and buy rope.

>>22196924
shambolic display

>>22196924
All this shit sounds less schizo and more performative. He's probably just doing all this for the reactions.
Christ, what a slow day for a release announcement. The 15th can't come soon enough.

pssst
Has Pippa ever considered playing on 2b2t? That's sort of "4chan's minecraft server", which is pure anarchy chaos.

>>22197867
This is the one time I'm not even being mean when I ask this, just genuinely curious:
How new?

>>22197867
>le meme server

>>22196924
>he was the one shitting up the thread asking about how to get into LE SECRET GROOMCORD
I hope he's tried the obvious of just asking granthh by this point.

>>22187915
>/clg/ is already asshurt about Lumi/Yuri leaving to the point where they even believe the rrats from their own girls about Lumi being horrible
I think that is more related to Menaceschizos being almost as deranged as Kiki schizos. Pippa schizos are bad but people just laugh at the prospect of her being flawless.

>>22198079
what if I do not want groom her but still wanna enter the secret groomcord and ocasionally chill with her there? is that a possibility or do I have to be mentally ill?

>>22197276
You reminded of a post and found this after digging through the archive
>>/vt/thread/S21774068#p21816299

>>22198737
It's always a possibility, anon. Go shoot your shot!

>>22198810
but I would have to associate with granthh
he seems kinda based and all, but he might be a bit mentally ill and trying to bait people into lolcow status for fruity fame
shady guy overall

>>22198810
The timeline doesn't quite match up but honestly who knows. Who cares for that matter, nothing particularly noteworthy has even happened.
>>22198981
Go on Yubicraft. They're pretty cool guys and it sounds like you really need some friends.

>>22198810
The first part of >>22199150 was meant for >>22198777

>>22199150
cube game tho
maybe when I have literally nothing else to do
which is never

>>22197867
its always the x_portrait_fandom.jpeg posters, isn't it?

>>22198981
Associating with granthh is a sacrifice you must make in order to hang out with pippa.

>>22194372
Would pick up like the ducks of the pond.

>>22196841
TISAPTDMC is supposed to be about horny posting. Not...whatever the fuck this is

>>22199547
This is horny posting of the heart.

>>22190383
>I gave her my phone number and she laughed
holy based

>>22198981
>I would have to associate with granthh
No you wouldn't. Just use him for the invite and then ignore him in all future conversation. Simple as.

>>22199547
pretty sure it started with e-celeb posting

>>22196173
This is because it's actually true that she's a virgin.
They were basically living together in a student house. It wasn't just her and him but a whole lot of people.

>>22190383
how should I say this to you
she fucking hates you
and the more insistent you become the more she'll hate you

>>22196532
I guess it's because she's one of us and since she's very insecure about her looks people think she's accessible.

>>22200308
This poster is Pippa

>>22196532
>This shit isn't normal, right?
It is with streamers/ecelebs.
>Have I just been missing something in the other threads on this board?
You just didn't pay attention and though they were outliers instead of the main audience.
>How the fuck is it that Pippa attracts so many of these when she's barely out of 2view status?
she's
just
like
you
she isn't it's just a fictional character that repeats whatever the """voice""" """actress""" actually her REAL managers (her friends) see on twitter/discord/here/farms
nobody should be surprised this is peak schizo bait

>>22200836
I wish. Then I could just hug myself.

Awaiting the day NotPippa has a Discord yab and shows us the inside of the groomcord live on stream!

>>22199441
It would not be a sacrifice if he were not as shady. He seems based, even if a bit of a groomer.
>>22199957
I am not a dick. I am wholesome.
>>22200308
>>22200836
Could very well be, but does not mean it is wrong. Goslings and actual, legit schizos should try touching grass and start seeing Pippa as an entertainer and a fren (if they are lucky).

>>22201327
Send him a DM and report back to us on results, an-non! The worst that could happen is a polite no!

>>22201327
>and a fren (if they are lucky).
No, don't listen to this guy.
Lucky?
Seriously?
The correct answer is someone can be friends with her if they're off their meds.

Just show up to her house and you'll be turned into a moderator when she comes back from Arby's and finds that you buried yourself under all the pokemon merch and trash bags.

I WILL hug her, and this won't be achieved by showering her with donations, harassing her in DMs, joining a discord channel full of simps or opening up a fucking vtubing corporation.
Watch and learn, faggots.

>>22201327
>start seeing Pippa as an entertainer and a fren (if they are lucky).
The irony of this post is unreal. Though I guess every schizo thinks they are the normal one.
Just go to your own damn friends instead of asking around like a lost dog and jumping through all these gay hoops to get at the person behind the entertainer. Schizo retard.

>>22201766 (me)
Oh, and no stalking either. Can't believe I forgot to list that one.

>>22200103
the origin as about kenashcorp tweeting about pippusy but I liked the phrase so much I posted it by itself like 5 times before the meme caught on

>>22201766
Stop bragging, Lia.

>>22201766
>joining a discord channel full of simps
they already give her e-hugs everyday while (You) sit there festering, anon.

>>22201875
>electronic hugs
not my goal

>>22201861
yeah, e-celeb

I don't want to take my meds, they make me fat.

>>22201567
gooby pls
>>22201593
no, listen to me
I will be loud and crystal clear
do NOT go to her house and hide under the pokemon merch and trash bags

>>22201861
It didn't catch on and it was incredibly obvious that it was a once-man forced meme. It's literally just you and like 2 people max that used it.

>>22201833
ok granthh

>>22202032
>t. bootleg granthh

what do if i have social anxiety and want friends

just keep posting in here retard you aren't making your case any better and are just giving people ammo to ban you or block you with every message you say

>>22190085
Lumi no stream youtube. Lumi exclusive twitch. Lumi = Lumi, Lumie not person to person.
How many smart interjections are you gonna make before you realize that you are a retard who is wrong and has no idea what he is talking about? No idea why this would stop her from joining PC.

>>22201952
Shut up Pippa I'm not going to listen to you.

>>22202179
>t. liquid granthh

>>22202220
you suffer

>>22202220
You force yourself through it or you die alone.

>>22202249
>just keep posting in here
That is probably what's happening isn't it. No coincidence "another" schizo showed up during discussion about him.

I want to hug the Pippa.

I've had more dreams about pippa than my ex. Maybe it's time I stop watching her for real...

>>22203183
Same
It's time to unpipiplug from the friend simulator

>>22203183
>maybe

Don't stop anon, it simply the Pippa sending you messages in your dream, asking you to come save her from herself. You can help her if you go to her house and take her away from that shithole!

>>22203183
Yeah, you should stop watching your ex. They really need to improve those stalker laws.

>>22203367
I doubt it. In my last dream I caved her skull in, though she does like ryona...

>>22203508
Probably should kill yourself, either for being retarded or for posting the same wannabe edgy joke for the 7000th time which also counts as being retarded..

New thread
>>22204414

In my last dream Pippa tried to dox and blackmail me I then checked my mail to find an alert about a login attempt on my unused fb account

>>22195655
>>22196173
>>22200157
>doesnt have a roommate
she already slipped up on that lie multiple times

just like she said some very impure things this week


why do you think she kept her mouth shut during the 3 rabbits sex talk?


some puzzle pieces about her past dont fit


cant wait for the kannagi purity meltdown arc