/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22132426
wah

>>22132484
wah!

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 21,232,264, a 0.85% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 326,650. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,011,053 shares, or 9.47% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 46,082 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>AZKi :: +7.4%
>Kanaeru :: +6.5%
>Zeta :: +6.3%
>Chloe :: +4.1%
>Kovalskia :: +4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 13):
>Aqua :: -2.3%
>Luna :: -0.8%
>Amelia & Aki & Ina'nis :: -0.7%
>Mio & Moona :: -0.6%
>IRyS & Choco :: -0.4%

25 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $187,539.30, which is an increase of 2.23% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $479,194,120,534.96, which is an increase of 1.12% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $22,569.15. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $52,276,558,534.86 in total market value, or 10.91% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $355,818,230.34 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 41):
>Aqua :: +56.3%
>Moona :: +24.9%
>Baelz :: +17.9%
>Amelia :: +17.7%
>Rushia :: +17%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>HLuna :: -29.4%
>Gura :: -15.9%
>Choco :: -14.8%
>Fauna :: -14.7%
>Iroha :: -14.1%

23 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,244,724,893, which is an increase of 513.01% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $449,900,256.38 today, a decrease of 14.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Roboco :: +116.8%
>Baelz :: +10.2%
>Mio :: +8.6%
>Suisei :: +5.7%
>Watame :: +5.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Risu, Ayamy, Flare, Kiara) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>11 coins (Suisei, Rushia, Zeta, Korone, Noel, Kanaeru, Reine, Nabi, Coco, Pochimaru, Towa) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Aqua :: $563.18 Down
>Gura :: $345.88 Up
>Laplus :: $338.08 Up
>Botan :: $312.72 Up
>Calliope :: $301.83 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Miko :: $2.51 Down
>Lui :: $4.62 Down
>Sana :: $7.82 Up
>Coco :: $7.93 Up
>Fubuki :: $9.42 Up

Overall Average movement was $44.02 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $79.17 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$99.53 per hour.

Q1 Market Report will possibly be delayed, but it will hopefully be out tomorrow as originally planned.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>22132594
nice image retard

>>22132594
Shame on your family. Shame on your cow. Now they will cry over an imageless Numbers Review.

>>22132594
>[Deleted]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 21,232,264, a 0.85% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 326,650. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,011,053 shares, or 9.47% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 46,082 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>AZKi :: +7.4%
>Kanaeru :: +6.5%
>Zeta :: +6.3%
>Chloe :: +4.1%
>Kovalskia :: +4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 13):
>Aqua :: -2.3%
>Luna :: -0.8%
>Amelia & Aki & Ina'nis :: -0.7%
>Mio & Moona :: -0.6%
>IRyS & Choco :: -0.4%

25 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $187,539.30, which is an increase of 2.23% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $479,194,120,534.96, which is an increase of 1.12% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $22,569.15. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $52,276,558,534.86 in total market value, or 10.91% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $355,818,230.34 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 41):
>Aqua :: +56.3%
>Moona :: +24.9%
>Baelz :: +17.9%
>Amelia :: +17.7%
>Rushia :: +17%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>HLuna :: -29.4%
>Gura :: -15.9%
>Choco :: -14.8%
>Fauna :: -14.7%
>Iroha :: -14.1%

23 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,244,724,893, which is an increase of 513.01% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $449,900,256.38 today, a decrease of 14.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Roboco :: +116.8%
>Baelz :: +10.2%
>Mio :: +8.6%
>Suisei :: +5.7%
>Watame :: +5.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Risu, Ayamy, Flare, Kiara) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>11 coins (Suisei, Rushia, Zeta, Korone, Noel, Kanaeru, Reine, Nabi, Coco, Pochimaru, Towa) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Aqua :: $563.18 Down
>Gura :: $345.88 Up
>Laplus :: $338.08 Up
>Botan :: $312.72 Up
>Calliope :: $301.83 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Miko :: $2.51 Down
>Lui :: $4.62 Down
>Sana :: $7.82 Up
>Coco :: $7.93 Up
>Fubuki :: $9.42 Up

Overall Average movement was $44.02 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $79.17 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$99.53 per hour.

Q1 Market Report will possibly be delayed, but it will hopefully be out tomorrow as originally planned.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Suck this Honk

>>22132414

>>22133244
Excellent music choice

>making coin dividends last
Unlikely if we have a repeat of last week

>>22133244
>deadbeats mating
hot

Hello everyone thank you for your support.
I'll continue chronicling the best/worst moments of NASFAQ today, continuing from >>21989821

Last time we saw the Devs reaction to the first successful cycle going through. But how were anons reacting in the first month or so? Here's a collection of somewhat iconic posts from that era. Along with the first showings of schizohaatons going out of control.

On another topic, did you know the first tentative name for nasfaq was "holocoin"? The name changed after Honk mistakenly committed the wrong database url, which contained "holocoin" " instead of what it is supposed to be to his IRL workgroup. This caused an error, making one of Honk's team members request a code review so the group's attention was brought to the "holocoin" errata. This wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary if it wasn't for the first google search page of the term directing to a nazi crypto based on trading the ashes of Jews. After almost losing his job and being continuously laughed at Honk decided a change was in order.

-Dev the third.

>>22134535
my fucking sides

>>22133244
>stop calliope multicoin please
>inflation nymbers funny
>selling retarded

>kronii probably next civia
god please no

>>22134535
honkchama....

>>22134535
Wtf my coin simulator is anti-semitic? I'm quitting. Abayo.

>>22134535
Interesting to see Honk's real personality.

>>22134535
wtf I love devchama now?

>>22135593
>he hasn't been in the members honk streams

>>22134535
>MY VILLAGE
kek

>>22134535
Holy shit I can't believe it, famous existentialist philosopher Kierkegaard is a part of the dev team, big fan

>>22134535
PEAK NASFAQ

>>22135920
FEAR AND TREMBLING

.... checks out

>>22136049
Actual philosophical fear uncertainty doubt

>>22136150
Sell all your Isaac coin! It's about to be cut in half!!!

>>22136359
>Kierkegaard holds it to be unforgivable pride or stupidity to think that the impersonal abstraction can answer the vital problems of human, everyday life. Logical theorems, mathematical symbols, physical-statistical laws can never become patterns of human existence. To be human means to be concrete, to be this person here and now in this particular and decisive moment, face to face with this particular challenge.

REJECT NUMBERS, RETURN TO SOVL

Somebody pls archive Dev the third history posts.

My favorite dev has always been Yabee :)

>>22133244
>spanish deadbeat.
Applause...
>>22134535
This is very funny, are there more?

Are we doing a bet for most POTG on overwatch? There is someone keeping track each match in global.

>>22134535
I'm laughing at honk out loud again
HoloCoin was so random and him only finding out after telling them... fucking kek

>>22134535
Hey hey
You asked for the devs reaction to the... well, raciest moments of NASFAQ. Now you have it. To spend a month at the sea to come back and found out your userbase is now into grooming random users and lusts after your ass is an... interesting experience to say the least. It's not into the attachment but at some point, we thought the game might die from too much faggotry.

>>22135920
Cat’s out of the bag now, huh. Are goslings true knights of faith, or just shallow aesthetics? Do you have what it takes to buy your oshi even with her shit dividends?
>>22138378
I do have some interesting stories from when we were trying to implement the rrat generator. Will take a while to organize though.

-Dev the third

>>22143319
>Do you have what it takes to buy your oshi even with her shit dividends?
I'd still buy Towa if this game was around all the way back in March 2020.

>>22143319
> Mogu lowkey grooming the devs

>>22144158
>he doesn't know

>>22143319
why is everyone gay

nasfaq, I have come to a life changing realization. No, an enlightenment, really.
It has long been accepted that playing nasfaq will turn you gay, but I couldn't understand why. Why would nasfaq, a stocks game about cute anime girls, turn otherwise straight men into nasfaq gf (male) seekers? Why does it make you want to protecc cute fembois like Xylo or Avarice? Why does it make other men seem "cute" in the first place? I had to know, for my own sake, because I didn't want to turn gay.

The answer is simple: dicks aren't gay.

What do dicks have to do with nasfaq? Oshicoining. The more you oshicoin, the more you associate with your oshi, and over time, you subconsciously become her. You start avatarposting as her, your name will have her in there in some way. Your profile pictures become her and all the pictures you send to others have her in it. And because of that, they start seeing YOU as your oshi, and you see them as theirs. Everyone has that one holo they hate just because they hate a player who has her as his oshi. And the opposite is true, for example plenty of people got into Ina for no other reason than them liking the Takos. But see, even though you *know* the player is male, because they present to you as cute females, over time, they *do* become cute to you. When you're a straight man, that's what you're attracted to: cute, feminine things. To be gay is to be attracted to strong, masculine things.

Liking femboys isn't gay, because they act and look feminine. Futas aren't gay, because it's literally a real woman with a penis, and penises aren't gay. There's nothing inherently manly about penises. A penis can be manly *or* feminine.

So when you see another player with a feminine avatar acting cute, your straight brain is perfectly fine with this, because there's nothing manly or gay about it. When playing nasfaq, your brain is on another level since it's analyzing everything about the market every days for weeks and months, the flow of peaks and dips, the schedules, the return on investments and the daytrade efficiencies. This is why the desire of getting a nasfaq gf (male) is higher amongst better players: they are more in tune with this higher plane of thought, and are thus more exposed to the truth, even if they don't understand it right away. Some might hear this and disagree, but this only exposes them as poor, irrelevant players.

Therefore: the common belief is wrong: nasfaq doesn't make you gay. nasfaq requires you to be on a higher plane of thought in order to play well, and this plane makes you superiorly straight. The community aspect amplifies this due to oshicoining and enlightens you faster.
Stop fearing the dick, a feminine dick won't make you gay. It's fine to want a cute, feminine nasfaq GFs (male). Everything is alright. You'll still be straight.
I'm not gay.

>>22147508
cope

>>22147508

>>22147508
I'm actually impressed and I believe

>>22147508
Sounds pretty gay to me.

>>22147508
I'm not oshi coining anymore, and im changing my name away from my oshi.

>>22134535
>the ashes of Jews

>>22147508
Next you're going to start talking about mouthfeel...

>>22147508
anon that's pretty gay

>>22147508
that is it
im gonna retain semen until i marry priestess

>>22147508
i was with you until you included futa
futa is pretty gay
male grug brain just seeing feminine boys as females is 100% correct though

Y'all need Jesus. If I can't breed it or could not have feasibly bred before the eggs spoiled - ABE COME BACK SO YOU CAN LET ME IN, then being attracted to it is gay.

Just don't lie to yourself. Don't be a faggot AND a pussy. Own that shit.

Why are you people like this?

https://files.catbox.moe/27frg1.ogg

TIME TO LIVE

>>22143319
You got reactions to the first armchair dev meta?

>>22157408
trap sex

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

unAlive

>>22147508
Amazing. It makes a scary amount of sense.
Can you somehow rationalize how tomatoes play into this?

>>22151802
ideal female (male) body

>>22162204
nanasi108 did some good vids of him on iwara

>>22167971
thanks anon

>>22147508
Yeah, this is going to the hall of fame.
Impressive post.

>>22147508
tl;dr the Greek's were right

Mori’s songs are utter thrash

>>22168880
doesn't matter if it's utter trash, still give great numbers

>>22168902
That’s the depressing part

>>22168933
the truth of the matter is, unironically, moririn kawaiiope is the future of vtubing. mainstream-wise of course

>>22147508
Good post but you are wrong on one aspect. Futas are gay, while liking femboys isn't.

You see, with futas you have added a masculine element (the penis, often a quite large one too), to a feminine entity (a woman). You have sought to decrease the femininity, and in reverse you have sought to increase the masculinity. In the eye's of a futa lover, the woman was "improved" by making her more masculine.
Furthermore, the futa lover has chosen to add one of the most defining masculine characteristics to the feminine entity, instead of, for example, musculature, height, or aggression. It is undeniable that it is the (often large and very masculine) dick that the futa lovers like. This is very gay.

On the other hand with femboys you have taken a masculine entity (a man) and added feminine qualities (cuteness). You have sought to decrease the masculinity and increase the femininity of the entity. In the eyes of someone who likes femboys the man was made more attractive by adding feminine qualities. This is expected behavior from a straight, high testosterone man.
Unlike with futas (explained above), the element in focus regarding a femboy is the (feminine) cuteness, and not the (masculine) maleness. This makes liking femboys not gay.

>>22166668
Tomatoes shouldn't play into anything

>>22169272
Objection!
Adding a masculing element to a feminine entity? Nonsense! Clearly, you have it the wrong way!
In reality, we're adding the most feminine element (vagina) to an already rather feminine entity (a femboy) and, thus, we're making them even more feminine!
So, clearly, it's not gay in the slightest!

why are you guys like this?

>>22169762
It's called "having fun". It's what the thread was missing for a while, you should try it sometimes.

>>22169762
You love us either way

>>22169821
yes but it's gay, go do dumb shit in the game instead

>>22169856
you can pump civia and rushia only so much
the remaining brainpower may as well be used in discussion of relevant topics like tomatoes and femboys

>>22169856
The other posters made some very good points about it not being gay, maybe try to present arguments that it is in fact gay? I'll be expecting a size 12 font Times New Roman 500 word essay this evening.

femboys, futas, both are gay. They seek to replicate the ultimate life-form, the tomboy. Both are freaks of nature, and only seek to emulate God's perfect gift unto us. Shame on you heretic femboy and futa lovers, you reject your true purpose.

>>22147508
tldr become oshi

All I want is a cute nasfaq trader gf to live together with. I want to discuss our trades as I bring them pancakes for breakfast in bed, look over at adjustment numbers together, and debate about the superior market strategy as we cuddle in bed.
I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, and I don't care if it's gay or not. I just want a nasfaq trader gf.

>>22147508
Interesting thoughts, but what if the desire for a nasfaq gf doesn't have anything to do with masculine and feminine traits? What if it is purely based on the character of the desired gf? If I see somebody as the ideal nasfaq gf and I have zero desire to have sexual relations with them, what does that even mean?

>>22170144
I wish there was a tomboy who plays NASFAQ. The ideal life form.

who cares about new game mechanics? I need my pippacoin

>>22134535
Oh man, good memories

>>22100632
I will buy your FBK Bill

>>22173001
I will snipe this anon's FBK Bill

>>22173094
FYT ME

>nenecoin sniped
This is war

ohhhh i need to shit

>>22169821
So "was" dick posting. And look how that turned out.

ohhhh I need to play destiny 2

>Traps/femboys are feminine, therefore liking them is not gay
No matter how often I see this point beign bought up over the years, I can't wrap my head around it, because it's gay no matter what you say, they have a dick, it's gay, end of story.
This whole thread just reminds me of my friend, who last time had a girlfriend something like 6-8 years ago and since they broke up, he started to really get into traps, at the beginning it was just all "ironic" and he would never fuck a trap in real life, but every time I meet and hang out with him, he would only have further fallen down the trap hole, all he read, consumed and spoke about was these god damn traps/femboys, even if we talked about something completely different he would somehow force traps into the conversation, my fucking god, I don't hang out with him anymore because his obsession got too much, but holy shit have I never seen so much denial in my life. And I hope this thread doesn't end up like that.

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 13)
>Korone :: $16,453.45
>Pekora :: $7,022.99
>Subaru :: $6,581.81

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Aqua :: -$21,662.11
>Calliope :: -$11,989.85
>Towa :: -$8,578.48

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,393.06
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,017.31
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,745.65

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember that you do not have to buy EVERY red coin.

>>22173747
you cant stop me

>>22173749
nice image retard

>>22147508
It's still gay because A: you know they are male, and B: they aren't as feminine as real women (dicks are a masculine part and many traps are boyish). It's just a different flavor of gay, like how men like different types of women, flat chested, fat, athletic, tomboys, girly princess types, huge titcows etc. You are allowed to be bisexual and like traps/femboys/trannies AND women/girls but the part of you that likes the former is your gayish side. That's the cold hard truth.

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 13)
>Korone :: $16,453.45
>Pekora :: $7,022.99
>Subaru :: $6,581.81

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Aqua :: -$21,662.11
>Calliope :: -$11,989.85
>Towa :: -$8,578.48

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,393.06
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,017.31
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,745.65

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember that you do not have to buy EVERY red coin.

>>22173747
Here's simply further on the path of enlightenment than you are. You will understand him one day. Maybe

>>22173805
>Truth is, game was rigged from the start.

I am buying Towa x5
no, I'm not a kenzoku

im buying nana 10x

>>22174001
soulless
>>22174120
based

I am buying Towa 10x
I am becoming a Kenzoku

pagi summoning spell

>>22174207
Pagi is dead

>>22174207
pagi overdosed anon. she's gone

I spent 15m on a stupid cat bill

>>22174304
it's not stupid, just resell it for 3m when nobody cares about it anymore

I am retarded

I want my bibis back

>>22174351
yes you are. buy less
>>22174354
that's a bibi, just really really retarded

>>22147508
>>22169272
Traps and femboys are 200% gay. Not only are you fucking a dude who has a dick, you are also putting up with the faggotry of women.

>>22173001
I don't have that ;(

>>22174472
That would imply that fucking women is 100% gay.

>>22174524
yes

>>22134535
>people want their dicks in priestess
>>22147508
>priestess now accepts dicks
oh my god, they successfully groomed priestess!

>>22174643
remember. groooooomers always win

Meant to quote >>22143319

>>22174643
But only if you're a cute, feminine nasfaq gf (male). So, better put on that unisex bracelet.

>>22174472
no one has said anything about fucking

Traps and femboys are gay.
Y'all are fags.
Stop denying it just embrace your faggitry
Stop pretending you are straight or hetero in anyway

why are you guys raging homos?

>>22175235
Why aren't you?

Kill yourselves

>>22175235
Because the heterosexuals just leave when the thread gets like this.

>>22175316
Kill me yourself you coward

>>22175235
Because most women are evil

>>22175330
Imagine having a sexuality so fragile you need to leave a thread when it (jokingly) gets gay. I'm willing to bet that the gayposters now don't leave when people talk about impregnating Mio.

>>22175235
Men are pure, women are filthy whores

Traps are gay
Femboys also gay
Futa ultra gay

>>22175450
Based and Greekpilled.

>>22175443
Of course not, I'll be there talking about impregnating mio too

>>22175483

Tomboys are the purest choice for a man, she will encourage you to work out, she will play vidya and watch animu with you, she won't make you sit in the waiting room to try on clothes, she will never take a half hour to get ready for anything because she doesn't wear much makeup if any at all, she might help you mod your car, she might listen to the same kind of music you do, she is in shape and stays in shape, she doesn't need expensive clothes or fancy jewelry, she might force you to go hiking or some other fit activity with her. Tomboys will tease you and encourage you to try and be the best man you can be. Traps on the other hand are in fact fucking gay and are the choice for men that have no self-esteem.

>>22175784
Tomboys like that are one in a billion, and you know it. You'd have a better chance winning the lottery.

>>22173886
Traps and femboys are still men but act girlish. You're borderline gay.
It just means your brain gets used to it and the magic is lost so you end up looking for something more exotic. It's only a matter of time before you fap to actual men. Stop now.

I can't believe I've been playing a pepe jew trading game all this time.

>>22175784
Is Subaru even a tomboy?

Don't check the thread for a week cuz school finals and projects, see that everyone becomes gay. Half of the anons are crying about it; the normal part just doesn't give a fuck.

And I am here, vibing to Touhou music and watching 5x on calli going brrrrrr

>>22176657
Broken Moon love!

How am I supposed to resist when nasfaq players are all so cute?

>>22176768
The game was rigged from the start.

good morning i am retarded
also i bought the ollie for less than 10k each

>>22177157
very cute trades

>>22176768
Feel free to use it as the next thread image

>>22177388
me on the left

>>22177388
Wrong, this is how the average player looks like

>>22177408
me on the right

>>22177388
Me in the middle

>>22177536
sup nenep

Post cute nasfaq players

>>22176701
Based song.

>>22177556

>>22177556

>>22177388
i want to KISS remilia (male)

>>22177560
this one is pretty cute

>>22177615

>>22177615

>>22177560
Every tako

>>22177881
>ina nope nope nope nope2
post ina nope nope nope nope1

>>22177982
I will allow myself to steal this and put it into my collection.
Have this in exchange.

>>22174495
But you have it

>>22178234

>>22178059

>>22178391
I kneel

>>22178406

towa

>>22177560
All the kenzoku

>>22178708
>All the kenzoku
This?

>>22178766
Yes, now put on the Towa cosplay

>>22178651
Is it Towa posting hours?

>>22178323
You took the wrong phone

>>22178820
it’s always towa posting hours

>>22178820

>>22178938
Towa time? I think it is Towa time

>>22178820
No, its Kirisame Marisa hour.

Anyone who does not obey will be eliminated.

>>22178851

ohhh towa

>>22179165

>>22179101
2who?

>>22179101
Post your favorite Love-colored Master Spark arrangement or die

>>22179254

>>22179349
2whowa

>hololive only
cringe

>>22179697
I agree

>>22179101
Your hour is up, it's now Flandre hour

>>22179792
It hasn't even been 15 minutes

>>22179792
flandre i mean haachama (sorry for using her old name) ate too many burgers and got fat!

>>22179824
But the hour HAS changed, it's now 11AM server time

>>22179792
it is not 2am

>>22179792
But it's not 2am yet

It is 17:07 you stupid idiots.

>>22179892
And she'll keep doing it too!!!!
>>22179903
>>22179962
It's 2AM somewhere in the world

>>22180062
it is actually not

>>22179315
There is a lot I love, that's why I'm going to post drip Phantom Ensemble instead

>>22180059
wrong you dumbass it's 17:09

>>22180119

>>22180059
calm downs hans

>>22180158
Never call me Hans again

>>22180157
doesn't sound real

>>22180243
It's real to me

>>22180223
Okay Ådolf

>>22179315
There is a lot I love, that's why I'm going to post drip Phantom Ensemble instead

>>22180123

>>22143319

Found another gem here. Last year one of the most requested features was a rrat generator, so we did some research into how to train an AI to do it. We, and by we I mean Honk, managed to bullshit our way into the beta of OpenAI GPT-3, the world's most advanced language model AI. With hilarious results. The AI learned impressively quickly and figured by itself what vtubers are (at first it understandably put vocaloids in the same category), what their coins were meant to represent, and that their price was related to otaku events, even linking some coins to announcements from Nitro+. We got evidence the AI scrapped info from social media, 4chan, danbooru, and by the end, we think it began scraping NASFAQ itself since its div comparisons became accurate with our site.

However, as you're well aware, exposure to NASFAQ is not free of consequences. The AI eventually began to ERP without any prompt, while also developing an unending hateboner for Ayame. A well-observed consequence of our shenanigans was that the AI eventually grouped vtubing and cryptocurrencies together and began recommending to buy Pekora when users completely unrelated to us asked about crypto. Last but not least, AI-kun became an Ame oshicoiner. What the hell.

This is definitely an interesting feature that we could go back to in the future after we finish the essential game mechanics. As usual, thanks for your support, and feel free to share interesting screenshots/moments you perchance saved.

-Dev the third

What if we take towa posting to the next level?

>>22181566
>became an Ame oshicoiner
thinkpad v2.0!?

>>22181566
>rrat generator was actually attempted
>becomes ayame anti and amefag
is this just the most generic outcome for someone on vt

>>22181566
This is fucking gold

are you guys lonely?

>>22181566
It knows.

>>22181876
Yes, why do you ask?

>>22181566
>all of those Ayame is a whore rrats
My sides

>>22181566
>Is Rushia a good buy?
>Look, do you want to become a great investor?
>Of course
>Then you should buy Rushia-coin. I mean it's just so cheap. I'd get in now, before the price goes any higher.
HOW DID IT KNOW

>>22181566
IT KNOWS

>>22181945
...just wondering.

>>22181876
I'm not lonely anymore, thanks to you Tsuguanon.

>>22182078
I see. Are you lonely too?

>>22182170
:)
>>22182181
...yeah...

>>22182248
Sorry to hear that. From one lonely person to another, I hope it all works out for you. Sincerely.
Here's Tsugu with a corndog.

I give this a melting ogey/10

>>22182295
thanks :)

>>22181566
>she takes off her clothes and gets down on her knees to get what she really wants
ayame is a S L U T (pls be in london)

The strongest vtuber rise in modern history. Going from 6k subs, to 200k, in just a year. Most of this gain took place since December. Such a massive explosion, that she has singlehandedly become a symbol of inspiration for lower view vtubers. Almost like she just won the lottery.

But you couldn't bet on her, because she wasn't hololive

>>22182487
And?

>>22182487
who?

>>22182487
i only watch yuuna

>>22182487
I like Miori, but it would still be inappropriate to add her to the game.

>>22182487
>The strongest vtuber rise in modern history.

>Although Ayame has some experience with being pregnant (she accidentally got pregnant in her teens) she had never been in this situation completely sober before, so she admitted that her current pregnancy is very different from the one in the past.

>>22182678
just like ironmouse

>>22181876
>>22182078
>>22182181
>>22182295
>>22182364
i will lewd big plans and make him happy and safe and protected

>>22182678
KEK this one does it. Now I got juice stuck in my nose, fuck

>>22182678
This AI is way funnier than usual /vt/ schizos, what the hell?

live

Towa

>>22175443 Don't bring Mio into the conversation, thank you very much
>>22176657 Nice tunes
>>22147508 Don't you think you'd feel much better about yourself if you just accepted the fact you're gay/bi? Denial will get you nowhere

>2hus

>>22186379
2hus.

>>22186581
Was the massacre on /jp/ no enough?

>>22186655
Redditors got tossed into their own containment board and you think /jp/ somehow got massacred?

>>22186655
No, we will do it again. There's always a bigger fish.

unalive

>Fubuki bill: 15m
>Pekora bill: 12m x2
>Risu bill: 10m
>all for one stupid nene coin that I can't use
No wonder I'm poor

>>22188940
chin up now, at least you didnt spend over 40m on some juice

>>22189487
ringo is such a cursed item that it's strange

>>22189487
what a retard, whoever did that

>65m on Nene coin
The fanbase do reflect their oshi

>>22190316
I'm not a nene enjoyer but I did spend 3m to spend her coin. Was it worth it? Yes.

“Success breeds jealousy” - Cypher

>>22191107
Why would I care about what some literal who has to say?
If it isn't coming from the very best (priestess) it doesn't matter.

This my wife Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI, and she loves tomatoes.

>>22191222
No way Cypher is the best, but neither is priestess since he got there with Manzunobu stimmies. Who is the best, then?

>>22191222
"I will breed your mother" - Priestess

>>22191318
Me, KoroneSuki.

>>22191318
Who cares how he got there, Majima came up with a plan and boosted someone from top 20 to 1st and he hasn't moved down from there yet, he's the best since not only did he utilize whatever market magic avaliable to him (octoina) but also abused his connections, truly the mastermind behind the curtain.
>>22191338
That's more like it.

>>22191297
>>22191338
BASED

>>22191338
"I will breed Priestess" - Me

>>22188940
Sell it to me, I'll happily take it

>>22191297
LIAR

>>22191939
I see no lies

>>22192115
You're damn right I'm mad
When has Nene ever said that she likes eating tomatoes (apart from in sauces/juice please stop drinking tomato juice Nene)? LIES AND SLANDER. She has said nothing of the sort.

>>22191475
But... I thought someone else was behind the idea of Minamoto? Not priestess.

>>22192398
doesn't mean Priestess didn't take advantage of it for himself

>>22192363
SHE WILL EAT ZE TOMATO AND SHE WILL BE HAPPY

>>22192548
SHE VILL NOT EAT ZE TOMATO

>>22192398
It's not about who had the Mitsubishi idea, what matters is that priestess is first now so he's the best.

let me off of this crab ive been here a week, all dividends did is recover from the deflation

Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• You can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files from this week. Just message Triangle or Clocks for them.

>Game Activity
• There have been 224 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 5 more active players than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 03.04.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 10.04.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 09.04.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

>>22196766
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

>>22196791
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>>22196811
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>>22196791
Gonna need to erase this week from my memory

>>22197288
Shlurperonie...

>>22196791
I don't get it. Did I do better, than last week? It looks, like I did. But it doesn't feel like I did.

>>22196766
bloody el

>>22196791
Time to be stuck with the fun part of the leaderboard for the rest of time, think I've finally hit the point where I can 10x Towa with no regard unless her price's baseline gets bumped up again some how. Will still keep watch this week and the next to make sure. Plus I don't have to worry about keeping my computer on to do so anymore.
>>22196811
>
The usual.

Thanks as always for maintaining these reports. Please let me know if you need ideas for oshi tracking on these in the future once you have the time to do something with that.

>>22197346
In terms of absolute numbers, you did slightly worse than last time, but you did better compared to the rest of the market since it was a very, very red week.

I've noticed from your ledger that you primarily rely on investments and don't actually sell that much during the week. This type of approach works much better during weeks like these.

>>22197578
I do need those ideas, just in a week from now, roughly. What's that about a lack of need of keeping your computer on anymore?

>>22197691
Alright, I'll try to think of things in the mean time, not as crunched as I have been after all.And exactly what I said, please use your own deduction skills to figure it out.

>>22197691
Okay, I see, what you mean, but the question I want answered is this: if it was any other type of week, would I be doing good or not?

>>22196791
>Total trading incoming isn't negative for once

>>22197894
>In terms of absolute numbers, you did slightly worse than last time
bro can you not read

>>22196791
>did basically the same as I have for the past 3-4 reports
>didn't change strategy at all
For some reason I keep hoping to get higher but it looks like it'll mean actually thinking about my trades instead of just trading with grug brain.

>>22196844
>appreciations are mostly losses
Somebody hit the bog switch...

Just this once anon... I'll give you the secret numbers...

>>22198198
hot

>>22197966
Most people saw their trading profit fall a lot from last week. It's not a dumb question to ask. That being said...

>>22197894
It's hard for me to say since I can't exactly simulate a non-crab week instead of the one that just happened. I'd say that looking better relatively to other players is a good sign.

>>22198028
That's the idea! Think about your strategy - even if you won't be able to maximize every trade/do reps on every coin, every day, a sound fundamental strategy can take you very far.

>>22198131
The non-losses come mostly from Civia and Rushia. Hmmm, coins that avoid adjustments...

I've spent 418m in 41 1/2 hours.

suisex

>>22198229
>I can't exactly simulate a non-crab week instead of the one that just happened
Let's say I'm some crazy bastard that happens to have the autism to roughly simulate the market and data to exert that autism with. What would people want to see a simulation of?

>>22200024
ayame switches places with mori as the funny broken coin

Numbers Review will be late because I have to run an emergency errand to the other side of town.

>>22147508
What months of fucking Brat does to a nigga.

I am once again requesting a loving nasfaq (tako) gf

>>22201237
>still thinking about that dead ship

>>22201448
Play destiny 2 and ride the josei train

>>22201483
people only bring it up because there’s nothing to base any statements off of. the most successful and real ships are the least talked about ones

>>22201598
Why is Josei such a slut.

>>22201667
this is true, me and null-chan are having a great time cuddling together all day long

>>22201737
I want for Kurokami to step on me.

>>22202005
least talked about implies people still talk about it, just less than others, not your delusions

>>22202853
>he doesn't know

Any news on when are new major updates dropping?

Since all fandeads are dead I hereby declare that they were all my wives, and they have no way to object

>>22203070
"soon" said honk after saying "soon" 4 months ago

wow

>>22203160
Sorry buddy, bread came back from the dead.

>>22203166
So not anytime soon. Will check back next week or month

>>22203160
No.

>>22203280
shitposting aside, probably soon (true), honk said in >>21929388 that she has been busy, but that most of the work is already done by devchama

>>22181566
>Mango = Marine
...my fucking sides.

Wait nenecoin doesn't have any use?

>>22196844
deflating market chama...

>>22147508
>>22175568

>>22203941

>>22196791

>>22196791
I guess I didn't day trade enough to offset my oshi's shit dividends. That was a difficult week to optimize trades via feel anyways so I don't mind

Do you guys also like to drink Nene milk with your tomatoes?

>>22196844
Good dividends this week. I look like a damned clown everywhere else.

>>22203175
no way

>>22206236
beleeb it

NEW BREAD
>>22206934
>>22206934
>>22206934
MIGRATE WHEN READY

Abayo?

>>22207343
too early

>>22206962
retard

>>22207385
Too late

>>22207491
not again?

>>22207491
why should i care about some random niji en

>>22207491
you made me check you nigger

>>22207491
is this real

>>22207491
you made me open a niji thread you monster

>>22207525
>>22207565
>>22207615
Get ready to buy Rosemi's coin when she joins Gen 3 aka Hololive Terrarium