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Any vtuber will do.
Got one? Great!
That vtuber punches you square on the dick as hard as they can. Who are they and what's your condition?

>> No.22090220

>>22089777
>who
Pegora with her carrot
>my condition
I'm mentally ill

>> No.22090330
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22090330

>what's your condition?
Extremely aroused.

>> No.22090372

>>22089777
Shirayuki Tomoe
extremely aroused

>> No.22090449

>>22089777
>Miko
>I felt a small tingle
thank god

>> No.22090475

>>22089777
Fauna
I am uninjured and driving her to the hospital for her broken hand.

>> No.22090523

>Korone
I shit my dick out and die.

>> No.22090561

Kronii
I am diagnosed with a hard penis

>> No.22090578

>Reine
>her massive pochi-bestowed bird hands impact the bulging erection i achieved the moment I laid eyes on her. Immediately the force of her experienced male destroying blow obliterates my penis, the sheer force of her strike against my shaft causing my glans to fire off like a bullet into my head, leaving a cock sized hole from bottom to top.

>> No.22090805

>>22090330
More like she wanted to get knocked up but (You) revealed your vasectomy receipt.

>> No.22091087
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22091087

>Ame
her tiny hands punching my dick will make me more aroused than injured

>> No.22091249

I question whether or not some of you are men. Have you ever just been lightly tapped on the balls and felt sick? Even a weak woman punching your dick as hard as she can will put you down.

>> No.22091356

>>22091249
>Have you ever just been lightly tapped on the balls and felt sick?
no? it feels great, are you gay?

>> No.22091462

>>22089777
Getting punched in the dick doesnt hurt, it's the balls the ones that hurt.

>> No.22091665

>>22089777
She would never.

>> No.22091688

>>22091249
Bro are you a woman? The dick is made for abuse.

>> No.22091694

>>22089777
Ironmouse. Her punch will be held back by her IV injection.

>> No.22093053

>>22089777
why the hell would i want to get punched in the dick? are you guys actually perverted?

>> No.22093182

>>22089777
>Who are they
Sana
>what's your condition
I'm fine

>> No.22093262
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22093262

>>22089777
>Nene
>i am in severe pain asking her to kiss it to make the pain go away

>> No.22096686

>Noel
>Dead, but it was worth it

>> No.22097062

>>22091694
Mouse's IV goes into her chest, not her arms.

>> No.22097747

>>22089777
>Kizuna AI
>I am experiencing severe hallucinations and detachment from reality

>> No.22098310

>>22089777
>Vtuber
Pomu
>Condition
Erect

>> No.22098448
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22098448

>>22089777
I am bathing in alcohol and hoping Pippa's urinary track infection contaminated hands and mold doesn't crawl down my urethra.

>> No.22098535

>>22091249
No, you are VERY weak. Most a punch would do is sting for a minute.

>> No.22098747
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22098747

>>22089777
>condition
Cum
>>22091249
No, faggot, if you're a real man you can take a football (read: soccer) ball to the nuts and walk it off within a minute.
I probably stroke my dick harder than Migo's punch

>> No.22098786

>>22098747
>I stroke my dick
First believable thing I've read in this thread.

>> No.22098896

>>22093262
NO NENE, IT’S NOT REAL!!

>> No.22099262
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22099262

>>22089777
It's rape correction time

>> No.22099556

thank god ironmouse was the first to pop into my mind, her muscles are apparently atrophied to hell due to her condition

not usually something i'd consider a good thing but sometimes blessings come in odd packages i guess

>> No.22101682

>>22089777
>selen
I'm fine

>> No.22103042
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22103042

>>22089777
>what's your condition?
I don't think I felt anything

>> No.22105779 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.22106038
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22106038

>Fulgur
>My cunt bones hurt

>> No.22106687
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22106687

>Koopa
>breaks her entire arm

My balls are unfazed as I call an ambulance for her

>> No.22107353

>>22089777
>Anya
Are her hands sharp? Have I just gotten undicked?

>> No.22107593

>>22091249
Its the internet. Guys like pretending they’re tougher than they actually are.

>> No.22107672

I knew my oshi was a bro, but just casually destroying my nuts like that? Signature bro move.

>> No.22107688
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22107688

My balls hurt not from the blow, but from the hours of correction that would take place afterwards.

>> No.22107867
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22107867

Probably didn't even feel it, she's a literal munchkin

>> No.22107988

>>22107688
purin?

>> No.22108035
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22108035

>>22107988
Yeah

>> No.22108085

>>22089777
>Suisei
Not the worst option. She's a stick with very little muscle, so it won't hurt too much.

>> No.22108120

>>22108035
I wish she'd stream more

>> No.22108178

>>22089777
>vtuber
roboco
>condition
destroyed

>> No.22108324

>>22089777
>Who
Anyone
>Condition
Calm after beating them to death.

>> No.22108776

>Tuba
Coco
>Condition
Ow, my dick hurts, why would you do that?

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>>22108178

>> No.22111490
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22111490

>>22089777
feels like this

>> No.22113725 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.22113840

>>22098747
true, and I speak from experience.

>> No.22113962

>>22099556
I'd wager that her arms are better than her legs, being used more often.

>> No.22115811

>>22089777
>who
Bae
>condition
Erect and I give her rape correction while mating pressing her.

>> No.22115982

>>22089777
>who
Mumei
>condition
thankful, at least my oshi touched me

>> No.22117326

>>22090330
This. I’ll take a gamble and pray she didn't inherit Atlantean strength, immediately after I’ll mating press.

>> No.22120758 [DELETED] 

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>> No.22120770

>CBT fetish
I win.

>> No.22125503

>>22091249
lol fucking pussy
ive been booted in the balls full force and was still standing

>> No.22125675

>>22089777
Pekora
>condition
Betrayed.

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22126582

>pic related
b-bros...

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