/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

you cannot be that retarded right anon?

I loooooove burger humor. Unless it's not a joke.

very funny, anon
very funny

Ahh, the ayame schedule.

Best thread on the board right now.
Mods, sticky this.

>>21803778
give source on that sched art

>>21803778
You have to be 18 years old to post on this site

>>21803778

Imagine being American

>>21803778
This is the ayame strat?

She's been in Hololive too long, she's been infected.
We should just be thankful her dog didn't die, who knows when she'd come back

>>21803778
I though Baelz was the most productive of Council, now she decided to go the Ayame route and only stream once a month, and always on the fourth, she appears to have an obsession with that day.
Also, Baelz, I would change the "S" in schedule because it reminds of a certain "S" used in the 1940's.

>retards will take this seriously
I laughed OP

>>21803778
Good one OP. Have a (you) for making me smile.

Imagine thinking that feet is a good measurement tool.

>>21804620
Can someone remind me why Americans use different measurements for almost everything?

>>21803778
Nice bait. I bite.

>>21804744
Just to fuck with europeans.

>>21804744
We used the old system that the British used. When everyone else changed, no one bothered to tell us.

>>21804744
https://youtu.be/N0U-XEmKPKg

>>21804620
Quick, anons! I need help! When I measure my foot with my other foot it measures 1 foot but when I measure it with a toddler's foot it measures 4 foots! What is the correct measure?!

>>21804853
If your toddler’s foot is smaller than one foot, it’s defective

>>21804620
>Be American
>Need to measure some wood
>Immediately find a cute girl nearby and ask her to place her feet on my wood to help measure

Works for me.

>>21804780
Our old system was imperial (well English you broke off before the weights and measures act) not US customary, it's similar but you've really fucked the volume measurements, a pint is/was 20 oz not 16.

>>21805150
I hope she took it off when you've started cutting.

>>21803778
It's a prank, Sana and Bae switched schedules.

>>21803778
That is a lot of collabs

>>21803778
Do burgers really ?

>>21803778
Holy kek

>>21803778
>5 collabs in 5 days

>>21804417
Also Slayer

>>21803778
This troll thread actually made me realize how seriously loaded Bae's schedule is. I never bothered watching her before but I'm actually down to tune in to some of these

>>21805150
Does this mean that most Americans are footfags? They still depend on cute girls feet to measure anything.

>>21803778
>Matsuri, Bae, Akirose, Mori collab
Who the fuck got THAT ball rolling?

>>21805588
Lets just say there's a reason American wood factories are the biggest employer of cute girls aged 16-22

>>21803778

>>21805242
This is because in America we have a superior method where we tune our measurements to match up with things we do/experience in our daily lives. 20 oz is 4 oz too many when you're trying to comfortably consume a full pint of ice cream in one sitting.

>>21805789
>20 oz is 4 oz too many when you're trying to comfortably consume a full pint of ice cream in one sitting.
>Americans
>not being able to consume 20 oz of ice cream
you had me until this line.

How come she doesn't have Mario Kart with Gura on there

>>21805588
Feet are one of the most common fetishes around. Although out of curiosity I decided to consult the all knowing google out Mutts most common fetishes, and one of the results should come as no shock. Of course we all already knew the Mutts were obsessed with watching their women get fucked by niggers.

>>21806118
Gura's schedule came afterwards, they probably decided on it today
Just replace "Game" on the same date with the Gura collab

>>21806118
Overwatch? As in Blizzard's Overwatch? Why is Gura and company all of a sudden digging back up that dead game?

>>21803778
what's a cake bash?

>>21807666
It's like Cake Farts

>>21804620
You fucks have as many jokes as we have cups in a quart.

>>21804620

>>21806754
OW2

Can any of you Baepill me?
I wanted to get into holoEN and she has the nicest voice out of any of them I listened to.

Is she fun?
How good is she at Apex?
What are the chances she fingerbangs another girl on stream?
What are the chances she gets fingerbanged by a guy on stream?

>>21809151
She is fun but she sucks at any and all games besides reading/interactive games and simulators
You will have to look at her non-gaming streams for entertainment for which there are plenty
She will fingerbang IRyS when she goes to Japan
Roberu is not interested in her

>>21804620
No country that uses the metric system has ever placed a man on the Moon. Why switch to the inferior system?
For a more serious answer, human body proportions were a quick and intuitive way to come up with measurements where they mattered most, like architecture and engineering. Those were eventually standardized, and switching to metric would fuck with pretty much everything designed with the old measurement system in mind.

>>21809396
Cool.
I hate gaming streams, as long as she does lots of other stuff (and not just collabs) I'll be happy.

She also has the best character proportions in holoEN. shame about the red hairs but I can deal with that.

Any particular vod recs?

>>21803778
>Collab with Matsuri? Cool! I love Matsuri
>Enter Mori
>Day Ruined

>>21809560
I got you bro
If you want entertaining content
Check out the following streams:
-White day stream
-The heart rate monitor stream.
-Creepypasta reading
-Valentine roleplay streams
These streams are very good to get a grasp of her type of content

Otherwise, you can check out her
Zatsu streams which is among some of her best content usually with the prefixes "Coffee n' clean" "Coffee n' chill" or "Late night snacks"
These streams are very chill with the vibes and energy levels, she is pretty damn cute in them

If you do want some good game streams of hers, check out her:
-Sucker for love streams
-Needy streamer overload playthrough
-Outlast just to see the biggest scaredy cat in EN, she literally broke down in that one

She is a great singer as well, I personally recommend these two karaokes if you want a taste
-HoloEN karaoke relay
-Inuyasha karaoke

Once you enjoy her solo streams, you can start looking into her collabs of which there are a ton, You can start with her Wife dub streams, Ina drawing collab and Chadcast if you want to learn more about her

Enjoy the streams, hope you find something you like

>>21810358
Cheers anon, much appreciated.

>>21803778
based bait

>>21809480
NASA uses the metric system retard

>>21804770
>>21804780
yeah

>>21804744
Don't make me point at the sign.

>>21811123
No wonder they didnt get shit done in decades.

>>21811123
Yet in their hubris they lost a Mars satellite due to using software from a different American manufacturer that was programmed in imperial. If only they could have used imperial from the start, millions of dollars could have been saved