/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hololive isn't Reddit

OP is straight

Cover gave Irys the wonky model because they knew she'd be more popular than gura with a quality one. The shareholders are cunnylovers and did not want this.

pixar is working on a hololive movie

>>21571293
I read Cover as Connor which really upped the level of schizophrenia in this rrat.

Mel's manager didn't get fired because he instead became Yagoo's personal bussy at punishment

Every false flag and bait thread is made by the same Filipino chumbud that mostly lurks /#/

>>21571208
Miko raped Pekora

Multiple Russian Nationals have attempted to defect to Japan since the Ukraine conflict has begun in order to be able to watch Botan's members only streams.

fulgur ovid is a hambeast

IRyS has a boyfriend

I sent a marshmallow to a mid-size vtuber (150-200 viewers) who constantly acted horny on stream and claimed to be a virgin. I live two hours away and offered to come over and completely wreck her to get it out of her system.
She accepted and we've had a fuckbuddy relationship for a little over three months now. She still keeps up the act for her stream and we've eaten out on her oil baron's dime every time we meet up.

Gonna hide this thread because that's the creepiest Gura i ever seen

Mori joined hololive to cover up her heroin addiction and play games all day.

Hololive is Reddit

I fucked your oshi

>>21571396
this is literally just a fact

IryS used to be a camgirl.

Why does it feel like the Council doesn't get along very well? HoloMyth feels like a bunch of friends enjoying each others presence, but in the Council, it feels like everyone either dismisses their presence, or is hateful towards others. Council just doesn't feel the same.

>>21571666
Do the japs even have heroin?

Ina has at one point sent a kid to ER with chlorine burns

>>21571703
He said made up ones.

Sana's back is injured.

>>21571878
Yeah, by me

>>21571358
Why not both?
There was an english speaking audience for vtubers that hololive didn't immediately capitalize on. Who's to say after meeting a certain Welsh anituber that yagoo didn't change his mind? Maybe after that fateful meeting, yagoo continued to meet with this advisor. Little did he know that this advisor had it out for hololive, and purposely debuffed who could have been the second coming of Gura.

Who knows?

>>21571208
Kaoru was fired by YAGOO after his wife stormed into the Cover office, upset that he was caught cheating on her with a Holo girl

>>21571208
Gen 3 is going to have a 4armed girl, a harpy, slimegirl, lizard-woman, and human swashbuckler akin to Zorro.

>>21571208
Holomem actually respond to pre-made chat messages that Cover employees send them prior to the stream.

HoloJP's 8th gen will debut before EN3. They will not perform well. None of them. The nippletwisters will mock them relentlessly even as their 10th EN wave fails to gain any real traction.

>>21571787
Holomyth feels like friends who used to enjoy each other presence but difference of likes and personality plus fatigue has made most of them tired of hanging with each other.

Council feels like half of them only joined to hang out with myth/Irys and the other half suffer from mental problems that ruin any interactions with eachother.t

Mori is staging her death during kaw*** k*n to escape hololive and its responsibilities

Gura is unironically KAngeling her fanbase and cucking them on stream

The only people who will be happy to collab with ENstars are Mori and Bae. The rest of the girls will start growing increasingly irritated from Mori and management constantly pressuring them to do more with ENstars. I wouldn't be surprised if this leads to one or two extended breaks/graduations.
My reasoning for this is that the HoloEN branch is desperate to outdo NijiEN, and will think that forcing a more unity based product like their competitor will result in a larger turnout. I predict that this is a mistake and that even if you ignore the actual unicorns, there is still a sizeable portion of HoloEN's audience who are only here for the CGDCT and have no interest in males.

>>21573233
This thread is for rrats with no basis in reality not things that are guaranteed to be happening

im anya

Sent from my samsung - SM-N986U

>>21574089
bring your model up or gtfo

>>21571208
Elira is not black

>>21572978a
and I could swear she was just doing it ironically

Mori is talented dancer and singer and she loves hololive.

Projekt melody and IRYS are the same person

Ame made the 3d Armando model herself.

Minato Aqua and Murasaki Shion are fucking on the down-low and constantly do "subtle" things to flaunt it. No I will not take my meds.

>>21571208
Yagoo had sekuharad at least 1 of his idols.

【 ? 】is an off collab, they are about the have steamy sex on stream

IRyS had a short-lived JAV career

>>21577709
this isn't a rrat, we literally know about this

>>21577740
you're thinking of someone else
link now faggot

>>21571551
yeah,

Marine is actually a virgin.

VTuber streams are actually our way to communicate with aliens

The acceptance letter for Mori's inclusion into HoloEN was sent to the wrong person. Management realized this too late and decided to roll with it because she had a background on her RM anyway.

A-chan and Sora sucked a lot of dick to get the interviews for Laplus and Fubuki.

>>21576180
<img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c291d202_gachiGASM.png"><span class="xae" data-xae="drip">💦</span>

>>21577795
do your reps

>>21571208
The 1st Houshou Marine quit before a year. This was before the 2020 explosion.
The 2nd Houshou Marine got pregnant and was fired. This started the "I hurt my voice" arc an excuse for the altered voice.
The 3rd (current) Houshou Marine really did hurt her voice attempting to mimic the second.

Gura is cute.

Hoshimachi Suisei has an elder sister who can sometimes be heard on her streams.

>>21578115
Current vtuber streams aren’t, but in the future that is how it goes.

>>21571208
The stranger a ship looks, the more likely it is to come true – this will be proven with Koyori/IRyS within day and year. They are doing this on purpose to keep audience engagement.

>>21571208
The one that says Ollie got fingered on her phasmo stream. I can't believe how many desperate wanna-be cucks fell for it.

>>21576180
such a crafty girl

>>21572048
If there’s an actually slime girl, a loli slime girl… she might just instantly skyrocket in popularity.

>>21571208
gura is overrated and reeks of pewdiepie leftovers

Kiara’s voice actress went to Japan to become an idol, but failed and was reduced to appearing in low budget amateur wrestling videos, where she dressed up as Asuka and was dry humped by a fat Japanese man in the shattered remnants of a cardboard Mazinger Z costume.

Elira is black and she has a fat ass that is currently sitting on my face selen too

>>21581731
kobo is the slime girl, but slime girls are haram so they gave her a midboss slime girl.

>>21582937
the only reason you even dislike pewdie is that he was too powerful and had to be subverted. The most popular person on the planet talking about Mishima is far too based.

I don't have any rrats not based in reality.
Why would you have them if they weren't based on something? That's not how schizophrenia works

>>21571555
Why'd you post my story

>>21593642
who has the fatter ass? who has the smellier ass?

Gura and Ame are now living close together
<img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c291d202_gachiGASM.png"> <span class="xae" data-xae="drip">💦</span>

>>21579368
TBF its funny to believe
<img class="xae" data-xae width="44" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/1d7e369a_koiwai.png">

>>21571208
>As a texan, Mori spawns guns out of thin air due to living in Japan, a nation with insufficient FREEDOMS! for her Texas heritage. She's allowed to stay in Japan as long as she donates these Conservation of Matter/Energy defying weapons to the JDSF or local police.
>Botan is former JDSF special forces and has the highest body count of any chuuba around. Yagoo expedited her audition because she legit scared the shit out of him.
>Marine really is the most youthful member of Hololive and started at the age of 12. (you fucking sick pedos)
>Noel naturally lactates and has to pump her breasts regularly.
>Haachama, Bae, and Sana live in opposite corners of Australia and its why they haven't hung out IRL
>Irys knows a Nephilim isn't a half-demon/half-angel and that would technically just make her a regular angel and she is sick of people pointing this out. Also, she wants people to stop asking about her getting a 'Biblically Accurate' model.
>Mumei, Gura, and Mori are actually all related. Gura is the only one aware and that's why she's gotten creeped out by Mori's flirting and backing up. Mori has no fucking clue she's trying to screw a cousin.
>Kiara is actually a relative of Adolf Hitler through his nephew. She's actually gotten access to some hidden Nazi gold caches that she sends to Ame to help fund EN's endeavors further.
>Half the rrats on /vt/ were written by Bae in a coffee-induced high.

Shirogane Noel has a cuckhold fetish. Its why shes so adamant about fucking Subaru instead of Flare. Also Robocco is an actual AI sent from the future to guarantee the slow but steady destruction of the vtuber industry

>>21571208
Ayame cares for her fans <span class="xae" data-xae="glad">😊</span>

Mori hates Hololive

>>21578595

>>21599419
Anon you know its true

>>21571208
Sana completely snapped when her dog died
>rarely streams anymore
>korone took an mental health break soon after (because Sana threatened to kill her)
>nene's dog "mysteriously" died soon after that

>>21571507
Kino

Botan unironically supports russia

>>21594338
Kobo is the water girl. We need the sticky, slippery, mucus slime controller https://youtu.be/rE26tBwkz68?t=226

>>21571366
Mel agreed to this arrangement as long as her an Choco get to watch

>>21571555
Omega is Yugo Asuma. Twitter feed goes basically dead a couple weeks before debut, Hololive puts out a hiring ad for a new English manager, both have androgynous motifs/aesthetics, both japs with stilted english

>>21571208
Omega is Yugo Asuma. Twitter feed goes basically dead a couple weeks before debut, Hololive puts out a hiring ad for a new English manager, both have androgynous motifs/aesthetics, both japs with stilted english
>>21571555
Plausible, but not juicy enough unless you name the indie

>>21571208
Mori is a talented entertainer, an even more talented musician and is a valuable asset to Hololive. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="31" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e1899bbe_YEP.png">

>>21571551
はい、私です

Council was released purely to gauge the amount of the audience that was retained after the viewership surge during the pandemic.
The average amount of subscribers of council reflects the amount of normies still paying attention.
Council was loaded with "lore" and distractions on their debut to intentionally debuff them and create the most accurate number of Western hololive fans that would subscribe to anything they release.

>>21614630
Do you just open the catalogue and schizopost in every thread possible about this?
How did you end up being such a boring person?

>>21571208
IronMouse is perfectly healthy and is playing her illness for popularity points.

>>21614847
Flare made shiraken to hook up her lesbian friends. She hooked up miko with suisei, and was gonna hook porka up but her weight loss went too slow so noel was put in to make shit less sus

Laplus is heavily connected in the entertainment industry. She alluded to attending the Spiderman red carpet premiere, took two girls to another red carpet premiere, had the first Hollywood interview. Probably had a hand in getting Fubuki's as well.

>>21614847
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/90786369_pepePoint.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/25908e08_PepeLmao.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7081142e_goldface.png">

Kiara doesn't have skeletal or muscular issues, it's just her being a hypochondriac.

>>21571396
His name is Skeleton Doomguy

>>21578595
This has been a long running rrat
>Marine doesn't exist, several members take turns voicing the character as an elaborate inside joke

>>21615207
>kiara is a western woman
you're really not getting the spirit of this thread anon

>>21571208
are you just trying to make /wg/

>>21571208
Gura wasn't at the offcollab because she's not in NA. She's been in Europe for years with her husband and can't publicly, casually meet Kiara in order to keep up kayfabe.

>>21571208
Anya is the illegitimate child of Reine's father and an undetermined upper echelon japanese woman. She was quieted away to Indonesia at a young age

>>21597641
Selen has the fatter ass due to being a gamer but elira's ass is smellier due to all the beer braps she puts out.

Rushia was unpersoned as part of the sanctions related to the war in Ukraine.

Press Z to Zpit

>>21615032
That's just the truth, though. The things Ironmouse said about her supposed CVID back when she was a small streamer in 2020 do not mesh whatsoever with the actual info out there. She's even contradicted herself many times in word and/or deed. Plus she hides or lies about a bunch of other shit. I'm honestly kind of amazed she's still getting away with it

>EN girls are actually funny.
I have no basis for this. And I looked up and down searching for it, but I suspect it to be true. How else theu got these views? It simply can't be proven.

>>21616627
Batatvideogames, marimari_en, meat, Dutch Nina, IRyS and Pomu are funny

>>21615261
His Name Was Skeleton Doomguy.

>someone is planning to kill themselves during a stream

>>21571208
All the members of Gamers plus Subaru/Ayame/Towa can do everything in hololive, no one can talk nack to them and one of them bullied rushia, you know who.

>>21571208
that gura looks like elmyra duff

>>21617446
yeah, me

calli will slowly become the biggest weirdo on hololive

<span class="xae" data-xae="skull">💀</span>

Gura being raised by the Internet got her accustomed to conservative ideas since a young age, but it wasn't until after the pandemic when she went full schizo and became an alt-righter

>>21617364
Already been done

>>21616330
I mean, it's not a secret that biggest vtubers from EN sphere are using their size and connections to silence smaller competition and people that could endanger them. I'm pretty sure that no one dare to speak about IronMouse simply because everybody's scared of her. Her fans also are prone to violent outburst against everone who endangers their little, poor, sick and dying vchuuba.

>>21571208
The post effect of Meiro's lawsuit will cause a virtual identity crisis in Japan in which some grandpa will leave his inherent for a random vtuber, insurance fault made by the dead of a vtuber and a raise of sexual harassment charges came from female vtubers.YVKNR

>>21614733
Kek, my basic Japanese skills have paid off for the first time.

Mumei never existed. She was always a figment of our collective imaginations. The amount of schizo posting on /vt/ somehow manifested a vtuber into existence.

>>21578552
not a (you). Im too fucking retarded and tech illiterate to searh for such obscure info

>>21585412
thats not a rrat lmao

Selen doesn't actually have a dog. She just lies.

>>21617902
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>21571396
Fact<img class="xae" data-xae width="29" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/7a95728b_Gigachad.png">

>>21571208
Kiara has a gun.

>>21572048
>A 4-armed girl
>A human swashbuckler
>A slimegirl
Stop, anon, I can only get so erect.
>A harpy
>A lizard-woman
Well I'm sure anons that like those will be very happy, at least.

>>21585412
God that video is so funny. Her screeching the moment a man so much as moves in her direction while the rest of the wrestlers just stand around awkwardly

Fubuki's dad or uncle is in the board of directors.

>>21617902
Gura being raised by the Internet got her accustomed to liberal ideas since a young age, but it wasn't until after the pandemic when she went full schizo and became an SJW

>>21572048
>lizard-woman
I WILL MARRY THE GRANBERRY!

Amelia Watson is Omega.

Gura is actually a 25yo guy who's testicles were cut off at the age of 9 for better performance at the local church choir

>>21571254
Yes it is

>>21571208
That the holos' "natural" conversations are how they actually interact off stream. At work I talk to people I loathe because I fucking have to. Hololive IS work, backed by millions of yen and you are fucked if you let your personal animosity cause the company to lose a chunky revenue.

>>21585412
Never knew about that, tried to google it and holy shit that thing is cursed, what the fuck was Kiara doing before becoming a chuuba?

>>21585412
>watch the video on youtube
>all those old comments saying "thank God she has friends like Calli now"
Whelp, so much for that.

>>21585412
Well I'm glad she's an idol now.

>>21585412

Hololive ONLY recruits based on voice-avatar match like in anime.

All other requirements are secondary and just to confirm you are willing to put in some work. This is why they have some shit entertainers around.

>>21571208
Flare is being forced to act cute by a manager

>>21631929
and a sword or claymore