/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2132964

She's so positive I want to hug her

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1377906379378188294
It's friday, let's have some fun.

I wonder if she will make a cameo on Flare's birthday stream

>>2133475
That will be nice.
They've been playing together a lot lately

I swear to god I'mma firebomb YAGOO's penthouse if I don't get my polka 3D goods in soon

>>2133684
they still haven't arrived to the warehouse. also i want my birthday goodies more than the 3d stuff

https://files.catbox.moe/6v313i.mp4

>>2133735
shipping said may-june, and my bday is 6-13
Hopefully the stars align and fedex doesn't cuck me

>>2132964
Is the whore pregnant yet?

>>2135558
> yet
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1377626172213899274

Ayo Polka fat. Am I right?

>>2136319
...and i still want her to sit on my face

I love Polka!! I want to hold her close every night!! I want to improve myself every day to be her perfect husband!! I want to be kidnapped by Omaru Polka and trained to be her lover!! I want to fucking marry and cuddle Polka every moment of my life!!

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1377994538728312836
Midnight stream

>>2132964
Explain the tweet where the baby is making noises. Is it hers?

>>2137236
ok I'll explain it to you.
she was pregnant and finally gave birth to my child.

>>2137184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwsqEFoonwM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwsqEFoonwM
STREAM IN ~40MIN IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2137236
It's just a recording of her doing a baby voice. She did it as an April Fools joke, you'll notice she mentions April Fools at the beginning.

The second, higher level tier to this prank only occurs when you realize that Polka Mom is very cute, and that you want to raise a tiny Polka with her.

>>2137848
Is this game that walking simulator by that guy who got bullied into killing himself?

This game she’s playing is both depressing and silly, like my favorite clown <3

>>2138191
That's the one. Not a bad walking simulator tho.

>>2138191
Yep

>>2137848
Damn, this might really be Polka's kind of game, I think. That or she hates it

>>2138572
Just kinda hard to enjoy when you remember the drama

why does she always show a 10000yen bill at the start of the stream lmao

>game has 2D platforming
She's doomed.

>>2136319
She could be bigger. She SHOULD be bigger.

>>2136398
ORANGE NO!

>>2141139
>all reverse-image searches turning up nothing
sauce please

>>2141498
I think that's the NePol artist that privated everything.

>>2141519
NePol?

>>2132964
>Polka is playing that game where one of the devs was murdered by an evil whore
Controversial.

>>2141543
Nene Polka.

This stream is super comfy. It's nice to see Polka flexing her acting skills

>>2132964
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How did she even find out about this western SJW propaganda game

>>2142906
She already played Necrobarista, after this she only needs Va-11 Hall-A to complete the list of Story Games That Are Decent But Get Pretty Lefty

>>2142906
https://streamable.com/6y6d1c

>>2142584
At 3 AM in the morning.

>>2142971
Redpill me on Necronarista are her VODs worth to watch? I heard that Game showed her emotional side

>>2143230
It's 5am in nippon

Polka, when the fuck do you sleep

>>2143392
Silly anon, virtual idols don't sleep

Imagine going on a date with Polka and she challenges you to knife fight

>>2143455
why is no one else in hololive jp streaming right now then

>>2143655
watame and luna are tho...

>>2132964
I want to fuck this clown

>>2143627
I would let her win

>>2143353
It's a visual novel set in a bar between the real world and the afterlife where souls can hang out for a bit before passing on, I bought it after watching pol play it. It was alright but I felt the ending was a bit lackluster.
Her stream was peak chill pol, though

>>2143627
>"lady, i cant understand a thing what youre trying to say. why are you in possession of a knife? do you have a license for that thing?"

Ah, the stream's coming to an end. This was a long one.

That really was a fun and comfy stream. It's even making me consider buying the game

>>2144739

https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1378104680237080576
MonHun collab with luna

>>2145766
They've collabbed before, right? How did that go?

>>2145936
They had a Biped collab and a Mario Maker ShubaLuna vs Polka and Botan iirc. I remember they had fun and Polka laughing a lot.

>>2145936
Biped one was great. Polka makes for fun, high-energy collabs. When she does them.

>>2132964
Polka... it's almost been a year... answer the god damn phone please...

>>2147794
A collab between the two would be hilarious after the year of off-stream sex they've had.

I just realized why Polka chose Night in the Woods
The cat is POLish

>>2148731
oh great, we have pranksters here

It's gonna be real sad if one of her upcoming songs is Ussewa, I'm hoping it doesn't become the next King

>>2135754
>https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1377626172213899274
polmama!

>>2148731
I thought she didn't care for POLand or the state of ohiPOL

>>2148731
Fuck the POLice.

imagine Polka's fat plump ass crushing your pelvis.

>>2157921
Yes

>>2132964
Why is she mentally unstable.

>>2159656
She feels all alone in a threatening world, where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

>>2138003
>No pants, has heart pupils
Fuck I love this sexy clown.

>>2136319
She's lost a bit of weight since joining, but she's not Matsuri-level of turnaround yet.

>>2159974
there's literally no evidence of this, other than "trust me guys"

>>2162843
there's no evidence of she still being fat other than a 1,5 year old video shared

Thoughts on this?

>>2162874
you can keep believing in your rrat, but I doubt a depressed person goes out of their way to lose weight.

>>2162874
Isn't the video even older than that? Was just uploaded 1.5 years ago

>>2162892
I don't get it. Also RIP A型.

Polka is slowly turning into a redditor
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1378213175271641090

>>2164669
>slowly
Hasn’t she had an account for awhile now?

>>2157921
>sleeping in polkas queen sized bed
>the clapping of polkas ass checks woke you up
>you open your eyes and polka is sitting with her huge butt on your hips and she has that stupid smile again
>she tells you in high pitched engrish: "your dick sooooo small, small! small! haha!"

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1378316362561462275?s=19
Polka in Hologra!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTBoeiVqAV0
PoLuna monhun in 35min!

>>2159739
fuck, so she is emo and glorify death?

>>2159739
bah that just sounds like regular ol' nihilism!

>>2159739
heh.

i didnt know about night in the woods before i started watching her stream, but she's really perfect for narrating the mentally ill main character

>>2166281
not to mention that the MC considers herself fat, the similarities are uncanny

>>2164824
>>she tells you in high pitched engrish: "your dick sooooo small, small! small! haha!"
I heard it in her voice, laugh included. What is happening to me.

>>2165933
It's starting!

>>2166431
>Oh YEAH!

>>2164669
Polka has always been an OG NND/2ch shitposter, this is just the next evolution.

Polka...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdHPnTd2Jd8

>>2138003
>when you realize that polka mom is very cute and that you want to raise a tiny polka with her

God damnit, not again...

>>2162949
Have You never been into /fit/?

>>2174020
you can lift away the pounds but not the autism

Your Oshi had an amazing stream with Kanataso and the princess, and yet your thread is more dead than the Yab indog zombie...
What is the point then? sad memes?

>>2175453
No time to shitpost on 4chins when you're busy having fun with JP bros in the stream chat.

>>2175453
People here usually talk when the stream is done and just like to keep the thread alive just in case.
It's not a big, lively and outspoken fanbase in comparison to other holos but it's pretty decent

>>2175453
Usually >we use the global thread to talk about Polka's stream, the thread is mostly for posting fanart and to discuss stuff between streams like Tweets or members posts Polka makes.

>>2176431
I don't remember people discussing plk stream much in global.

>>2176431
I refuse to use global because of the people that inhabit there, but it's good knowing that it's not just me that really likes Polka's content

>>2176716
There was a lot of other stuff going on, but I think there were twenty or forty some posts, which is actually pretty good for just a regular JP stream. She dominates during what would otherwise be dead hours, especially when she does karaoke or those Duo streams she was doing recently.

>>2176805
wtf do you mean. this thread is litterally filled with globaltards

>>2177216
If anyone cares enough about Polka to come to a thread specific about her, they get a pass. This thread might even have redditards and discord trannies and they're are somewhat decent

>>2176877
Oh, I missread it as "general". Gotta try going there on next stream, I guess.

>>2182805

>>2184167
Eroi

( 'ω')

>>2175453
Small fanbase. But it seems like there's a lot more Polkaposting in the /jp/ thread.

>>2177216
Hey we also have that one SEAnigger from /jp/ that hates polka and feels the need to say polka is shit because she's fat every 24 hours!

>>2192057
As if we didn't have enough clown in this thread with Polka.

>>2137283
congrats anon!

>>2192057
I wonder if he's the same guy calling Senchou fat in /ahoy/

>>2138191
How do you get permission to play a game when the maker is dead?

is she really broken?

>>2193934

>>2194083
who isn't?

>>2192057
Polka isn't fat, tired of this shitty rrat

>>2194083
Lots of holos are broken to varying degrees. Polka is just more open about it than most.

omaruza since the first day here, just dropping to mention that it seems polka has finally returned to her maximum genki form she protrayed when she debut, the latest umamusume and monster hunter streams have been extremely good and she also loved that indie cat game a lot.

polka love forever!

>>2143655
Too busy having sex with me

>>2196542
is she really back to max genki? I'm glad to hear some think so, instead of saying she's settled into being mediocre

>>2197874
she'll go back to minecraft eventually and lose her mind again

>>2196542
honeymoon phase with horse gacha will end soon do not worry

>>2196542
>>2199302
Polka's roommate plays all kinds of idol themed gacha games. You just don't know about them due to permissions. What we have seen so far is just the tip of the iceberg. You really don't want to see Polka at max genki unless you want brain damage and hearing lost.

>>2201643
That sounds like a nice way to die

>>2200863
The 4 shades of polka!

>>2203138
I-is this a new rrat?

>>2203138
what vids are those of her wearing shades?

>>2193934
They probably just asked the publisher.

>>2203138
Very cool

>>2204498
> 本ゲームはFinjiに確認を得た上で配信・収益化を行なっております。
It's in description, as usual.

>>2201643
Her laughter is infectious.

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1378677962103345159
No stream tonight I suppose. Meanwhile ShishiLamy monhun.

Is this the right time to confess that Polka triggered my armpit fetish?

https://youtu.be/VJt48YvYI20

>>2215567
It depends.

Does Polka actually have a PC made of beef?

>>2217746
NO, it is POTATO. She just stuffed it with beef to make it GO.

>>2217746
is Polka made up of 100% beef?

>>2218144
I'll make sure she is.

>>2216150
Noooo!! Choco, you can't sexually assault your underage students!! It's illegal!!

>>2196542
Is Polka Bipolar? Because she was so down before because of weather but that just looks to me like depression and now she's so hyper and entertaining.

>>2219549
she's just big

>>2219918
And so is her bed.

>>2203528
latest hologra

>>2207211
Um anon.. you may want to sit down for this. It may already be too late for you.
https://youtu.be/yjxwQRgbfO0

>>2216150
That stream Choco said many times how she found unexpected things that from my point of view were just Polka being your normal early days Polka, and I wasn't even watching her consistently there days. It kinda made me think, how fans might be knowing streamer personality better than even fellow colleagues, not to say people who only watch clips and stuff.
And now, looking back after that half of year, I find myself thinking that after all the clips, collabs and occasional streams I know rest of 5 gen good enough, so I wouldn't find out anything surprising about their personality if I started to regularly watch streams.

We haven't gotten member posts in a week and I really need to know how's the new music stuff going on. I really want to hear a new cover.

>>2223049
I want to be absorbed into the macro polka consciousness

>>2227940
Didn't we get the ASMR last week?

>>2223049
reject society
become oruyo

>>2231197
more like reject society
eat more food

I'm an EOP And I wish there were more subbed clips of Polka playing NITW better because a lot of things in that game get me emotional.

Sorry.

>>2232848
Jee I wonder who could be behind this post.

Would you anon?

>>2238436
I'm not really sure what the question is but yes.

>>2238436
I'll decide after I see the other shoe

>>2238436
In a heartbeat

>>2233143
same

Polka's resuming Night in the Woods.
Get in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD7UzeOQolU

>>2246469
Bottom heave Fennec...fluffy tail....

>>2246981
Bottom-heavy fennec sitting on your face

>>2244085
Fuck, I missed the first three hours

>>2250021
I missed whole first part, so I'm not watching this until I catch up anyway, but the problem is real and there should be solution somewhere.

>>2215567
she does have very aesthetic armpits

>>2247369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYw4CaO1on4

>>2247369
so we know polka's roommate has a phat-ass. but how are her breasts?

>>2250929
i want to know her rommate

>>2222064
More room for me and her to have sex in

She really got hooked on Night in the Woods

>>2251415
I'm shocked at how long this game is.

My ringleader can't possibly be this bad at platforming

>>2251495
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3phfcKhoj0

>>2246469
So this is how ASMR is made. Amazing.

I hope she keeps finding story-focused games that get her going like this

>>2252238
Polka is great at reading stories, much emotion great voice acting.

>>2252238
I remember thinking of Outer Wilds as story focused until I saw Lamy try to play it.

Polka actually cried with the ending of this game. What a cute dork

>>2252317
I do hope someone else on the JP side takes a crack at it.

>>2252386
Would be nice. Loved that game.

>>2252238
Sadly, those games tend to be huge debuffs, because you can't just jump in in the middle of it and EOPs don't get what's going on at all.

Polka getting emotional after beating games is so nice. Do you remember the last title that made you feel like that?

>>2252610
Yes, very clearly. Yakuza 7 made me cry like a bitch. Snot and everything.

>>2252665
Didn't know Yakuza 7 was that kind of game, that's cool.

Polka in a nutshell
And that’s not a bad thing

It's streams like these that I feel push me ever closer to falling into the parasocial hole. Polka crying hit different

>>2253052
>algorithm-kun, I feel depressed, life seems harsh and cruel
>Treatment is simple: watch videos of great clown Omaru Polka
>ano, algorithm-kun... Polka oru yo...

>>2253301
If you've ever watched her ASMR stream where she cried it's a gamechanger. Her slightly shaky voice after crying as she nuzzles up to the mic and repeats "suki" over and over...

>>2253301
Remember, Polka cries every night because you watch some other girls stream. You Monster!
https://youtu.be/DJUjnnM8sxE

>>2253718
I need more yandere Polka roleplay in my life. Her going yandere during that one ASMR stream makes me diamonds.

>>2253718

>>2253470
You can't just say something and not link

>>2253470
>hearing the pain in her voice and being unable to hug her
>>2254074
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wo7SkbBHrog
The crying starts around 1:10:00

Does Polka know how some of us would trade our legs just for the chance of being her partner?

Poruka, oruka?

>>2255217
Poruka oruyo!

>>2254294
I wonder if it's a good idea to get that personal doing this job.

>>2255935
She's been doing this Job since 2018

>>2255935
Polka has done a lot to manage her mental health, but she's still genuinely addicted to external validation. Her making calling her relationship with her fanbase parasocial wasn't a joke, she genuinely does love them because they make her feel loved. It might open her up to some yabs, but it's part of who she is.

Post that screenshot of a translation that Niels did, you know the one.

>>2254294
>Not posting her most emotional crying stream of all time.
I seriously cried after this one. Never forget.
https://youtu.be/gEJsh4_Sl98

>>2256556
Elaborate.

>>2259642
One with a comment of Niels translating something that Polka said that said something like "How she knew she was in a parasocial relationship with her fans and that she didn't she was a menhera".
That's what I remember, the one that I had probably got corrupted or I deleted by accident because I couldn't find it.

>>2260934
Ask and ye shall receive!

>>2258612
omarun...

>>2261214
Thanks.

my wife really is adorable...

>>2253718
Love polka when it comes to getting into character and voicing.

>>2262996
Otsuporu

God am I glad EOPs are as stupid and lazy as they are to remain EOPs with all of the spoilers they shat out during the second half of NitW.

>>2268919
You saying there wasn't anything similar in Japanese chat?

>>2268919
It's ok everyone still has fun regardless. Also thank you for the bump night crew.

>>2268919
That Vincent motherfucker just would not shut up. He was even told to stop posting spoilers and he just kept going.

>>2269111
Nothing as fucked obvious as "That guy is in the cult" before the concept was even introduced, no.

>>2266678
>Call a Lyft
>Clown car shows up instead
>Crazy Fennic in daisy dukes gets out with her suspicious friends.
>She tell you "Getin we're going to holofest", and your paying of everyone's tickets.
What do anon?

We know who niehls is and how big of a gachikoi he is.

But who is mohi how/why is he always the 1st replier to anything polka does and starts off every stream with 10k yen super chat

>>2270358
become the new fifth member of hololive 5th gen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3QCdjnRmU

>>2275274
That practice has really paid off.

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1379442509294673929
>and I got a sticky butt.
Polka's sticky butt..................

How does Polka even pick her games?

>>2281279

>>2275749
Rough Translation
"When I first learned how to make the sound of the vuvuzela, I think it was correct, it was so loud that I fell on my butt."

>>2282082
at least translating shirimochi into sticky butt makes some vague sense if you think about it, which is saying a lot given the usual fuckups google-kun does.

>>2275274
This is what we all came to see. Official Polka Kazoo merch when?

>>2282368
Polkazoo anniversary merch

>>2281279
Polka.rng

>>2281279
A combination of buff games or what other Holos are playing and whatever strikes her fancy.

>>2275274
Is it spreading?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxPchO0veig

>>2283356
Or sometimes games that she thinks other Holos are playing and then she buys the wrong one.

>>2283511
https://youtu.be/9INLEoHZ6AQ?t=186
Apparently she had it even before Polka got hers.

>>2283511
Apparently it's not as simple as Polka made it look.

Fact! Polka is a real comedic heavyweight, whether she's hamming up video games with her amusing antics, or just chewing the fat with her viewers in her zatsudan streams, her larger-than-life personality never fails to bring me laughter of seismic proportions. Truly the center of gravity of Holo5.

>>2284059

>>2284059
POLMAO

>>2284059
When last non-member zatsudan even was? I only remember it being false advertised in a couple of Minecraft streams.

>>2281279
She opens her fridge

>>2285643
Anon your VOD reps. That was last week.
https://youtu.be/Lfak64mWqXk

>>2285992

Polka is the only vtuber that consistently has me questioning my sanity over how much I love her

>>2288371
it's not fair bros..

>>2288371
Why the need to question? You better not be thinking about another vtuber or else.

>>2294925
or else she'll what? eat my food?

I have nothing of value to contribute with my words to this thread, so have this nice
poruka.

>>2288371
At this point, I'm realy only watching hololive because Polka exists. The other ones are just a way to keep myself distracted between her streams

>>2301863
I have to be honest. After watching polka streams every other streamer feels tame and pedestrian by comparison. Is this what it feels like when your addicted to drugs?

>10 min before stream
>only 750 waiting
>dead thread
What went wrong bros?

>>2308733
Guess horse gacha filters some people. There's 1k waiting now.

Omarun...

>>2309277
she should play the coin game with how much she likes gacha.

Polka pits

Post 'em

>>2308733
Gorilla streams. None of us know until it's too late or it's over. Many such cases.

How to ban Poruka from the track races?

Cool Omaru.

She's still going? Horse gacha is a real threat...

>>2315667
Over 5 hours now. It's amazing.

to be honest, i'm surprised this sorta game even let's you play this long

Polka is going to sing Umapyoi Densetsu to kazoo in a karaoke stream isn't she?

>>2312402
post your currency fag

>>2319028
I think she already has.

>>2326131
It most certainly won't stop her from doing it again.

>>2228244
I was expecting her to post more frequently after that asmr but there haven't been any posts for a week. I'm having clussy withdrawals and I can't behave normaly without my dosage

>>2309812

P has come to

>>2331687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2wBKoDOzg

Possible guerilla polflare monhun coming up. She's in flares chat atm but I don't know enough jpn to know what they're discussing

>>2332245
Thanks for opening my eyes to this guys music. anon

POLKA LOVE
LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM HATE

MEDS NOW! It's Show TIme!
https://youtu.be/FsTyqo--iqY

>>2232848
Reine, what are you doing here?

Did you send in a letter for Polka’s upcoming radio show?

Polka in Pekora's new outfit is pure sex

Why is she always so loud?

>>2341944
Huh? Where do I do that? Is it a physical letter or a Marshmallow?

>>2344394
Her latest member-only post includes a google form to send her a message

>>2344472
Ohh, okay! Well, lemme see if I can put something good together with my amateur Japanese and DeepL...

>>2344472
Is Niels fucking dead?
He always translates this kind of posts.

>>2345887
Just learn Japanese bro. Do it for Polka.

>>2345887
You really think neils wants you dirty EOPs to send Polka messages when he wants her for himself?

>>2346775
Polka'd better not cancel.

>>2348788
I mean in a way he seems like he disappeared, for someone so obsessed I haven't seen him in a while.

>>2349023
I actually hope he's just moved on from Polka instead of having actually died or something the like. Both mean omaruza are left without a dedicated subber tho

>>2345887
He uploaded a clip like last week.

>>2341944
Does anyone know what kind of stuff she's looking for?

It's supposed to be a radio show, but I've never heard a Japanese radio show so I have no idea what the format is. I mean this isn't a Marshmallow reading or a zatsudan,so just sending in questions is the wrong choice.

Should I just send in a sappy letter about how much I love and admire her?

>>2352428
This artist is pure sex to the eyes

>>2352894
Why don't we send her all those fanfics where she kidnap us

>>2352894
I already proposed

>>2355866
Too bad she's already married to me

Are you internet? https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1380302592903798784

does polka lurk here?

>>2357414
she does not speak english anonchama

Polka is cute! CUTE I SAY!

>>2357375
First the whole circus. Now the whole internet.

>>2352428
I like the idea of 悪友.

>>2359662
SEX

>>2357414
>Soon
Her roommate is known 5chan lurker. So she's more likely than most holos.

I want to feed polka

>>2342378
I agree

>>2364459

>>2364459
I want to sneed her

>>2364177
n-naruhodo...