/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Cyanide

>>21468022
piss & shit

A maximum of 1200 kcals per day
No alcohol

>>21468022
No more alcohol

>>21468108
>No alcohol
How about 1000 kcal max?

Wait are you shitposting or actually asking for advice?

>>21468022
Impossible at this point, she'd die from withdrawal. Literally needs to down liquor to function.

sleeping pills and red wine

>>21468206
Both. Losing weight would be good, but also calling Mori a drunk fatass cow is a fun thing to do

>>21468022
No alcohol and keto, I dropped 10 lbs a month on that thing.
But honestly if she just stops drinking she will figure out how to lose weight. Or she can keep being an alcoholic. The fact that she doesn't think she is an alcoholic is sad. My one buddy was one for the longest time and did all the same kind of shit. Only when he almost died did he decide to get help.

>>21468022
SEX
lots of SEX

Provide her unlimited lean.

>>21468022
IF, coffee(no sugar) in the morning and after work. Eat only small meal in evening. Caffeine suppresses appetite.

>>21468415
True true

>>21468022
Covid

>Thinking alcohol causes weight gain
No, drunks get fat because it makes greasy food taste better. Alcohol doesn't have many calories.

>>21468022
No alcohol, sugar, or unsaturated fats.

Easy.

>>21468415

>>21468022
She can have 2000kcal a day and a cup of lean with red bull in it but she has to spend three hours each night running around Tokyo chasing women.

>>21468081
/thread

>>21468022
Cum pudding

>>21468022
No booze or lean.

>>21468827
Alcohol isn't really as low calorie as you might be led to believe, not even hard liquor. A single shot of vodka is like 100 kcals

> thinking this is good enough for a new thread

>>21468827
retard, don't post here ever again.

>>21468827
1 can of beer is equal to 1 loaf of bread

>>21468022
Just do meth for a month

>>21470023
This is the best answer so far

>>21468022
cico. omad. literally eat less and exercise. its not that fucking hard you fat bitch.

>>21468827
Liquor doesn't have many calories but she drinks it mixed.
>>21468022
1) This is Japan. Healthy prepared food is easy to get. Get a big fridge & toaster oven and stock up on high protein meal kits.
2) Designate a feeding window of 8 hours during which you can eat and stay completely fasted the remaining 16 hours
3) If drinking, use exclusively carbonated infused water + liquor or purchase Strong Zero or another low calorie Japanese Highball
4) Always drink after eating and exclusively use non greasy foods with a low caloric density to temper the buzz. Again. You're in Japan. Look up "Japanese beer snacks". You like sushi and fish cook so dried fish could work.
5) V tuber viewers are perverts. You know that. Do a weekly RFA stream. You filtered everyone unwilling to show up to stream just for you with your Jump King arc, which gives you a solid core of viewers that will be more than willing to attend RFA even after you've improved to the point it's not just fansa.
6) Learn to fall asleep without alcohol.
7) Take more breaks and use every break to hike a different trail. This will also help fortify your mind. I've never been a less unstable and irritable person than when I hiked at least once a month. I'd advise you to time absences to song releases. Drop a song. Do your afterparty stream. Dip for 3 days.

I'll take that extra decade now.

>>21470704
Don't drink beer then, drink rum, which has no carbs and very few calories.