/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21158432

Hey, nice thread you got there.

>>21160864

>>21161006

>>21160706
>market buying id3
>post indogs
>dead risu
>removed rushis
SELL SELL SELL

>>21161877
I swear this one gets better the more you look at it
>hold coco
>noel tits
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA kiara
>holding rushis
>indogs debut
>love coins
>sell mori
>civia faggot

>>21160706
>aggie change
>report tits
>better dead
>clicking numbers
>game idea please

unalive

Dead game, dead thread, dead global chat and dead aggie

Why doesn't Luna have more SC? She's great

night, /naffaq/!
>>21167301
Last one was mine to even the number. I'll do one tomorrow. First sleep.

>>21146508
Before I do that, I want to ask you and everyone else, who attempted to solve the puzzle: Did you find all 3 of the starting clues?

>>21167301
You are the reason we can't have nice things anymore

didn't notice that my holoshi do a stream today

>wanted to make fun of /infinity/
>their general oddly feels familiar
>realize /nasfaqg/ acts like the same or used to during its prime
>only difference is not all of us fully accepted namefagging

>>21169696
namefagging belongs in the game, not on 4chan

>>21169696
I give up. What’s /infinity/?

>>21169696
Abayo /nasfaq/, I am moving over.

>>21169696
While there are some parallels to be drawn between the two, their namefags are people who've deliberately chose to name themselves in an otherwise anonymous thread while in /nasfaqg/ you have game-derived pseudonyms. Most people you'd consider namefags also post anonymously.

>>21156709
Congratulations on the milestone, Rin! What's next? 200k? 250k?

>>21169990
See you at 9:05

>>21169696
They even had a gc timeloop of their own just a week back. Sometimes I forgot which thread i was reading, nasfaqg or infinity

>>21170699
it has never gotten this bad here to be honest

>>21169696
Stop circlejerking around Kronii. She hates (you). Have some respect on yourself. I'd still fuck her since she's hot and all but if she forces Cover to change her model I fucking swear

>>21169696
/nasfaqg/ is way older than /infinity/ so >we are the og, and to be fair they are way gayer than this thread

>>21170699
>splits moving to discords
it's like they want to be /yah/ or /pyon/ or whatever koopa's general was called
>>21170944
you know they're too gay when nasfaqg thinks they're gay

>>21170228
>what's next?
Probably finding a gura wife

the kroniifag general doesn't have
>a seanig dickposter
>ringo schizos
>ryona schizos
>actual femposters
>math teachers
>savant chemists
>real life merchant traders
>estate owners
>a fucking glownigger from the NSA
>Haaton chinks destroying the website
>potential 2view vtubers
>youtubers
>people who committed suicide on train platforms
>dead fathers

Get real, /infinity/ and /nasfaq/ are totally different from each other

>>21170699
I checked that thread because of a post from /hlgg/ and goddamn it was like seeing /nasfaqg/ itself. It was such a bizarre experience, everyone saying that it was a weird thread but me not seeing anything wrong because of getting used to it from here.

>>21171514
I think it is a weird thread and I browse /nasfaqg/ every day. Don't overexaggerate.

>>21171440
Don't forget that there are at least 9 people who posted dicks here, and the feet pic of the tako

>>21171440
>people who committed suicide on train platforms
I still remember that image, was there ever any explanation?

>>21171665
Just a shitpost, probably

>got curious and visited /mjg/
>"avatarfagging" in form of in-game emotes
>the discussions about the "correct" strategy pop out here and there
>those discussions include math and statistic autism
>some people "play by the feel"
>mentions of wanting mahjong gf come up once in a while
>they also watch streams (M-league)
>no e-celebs (or any sort of namefagging), though

>>21171809
Now this is a comparison I can see.

>>21171809
is /nasfaq/ basically the mahjong general?

>>21171440
>ringo schizos
Yes they do
>ryona schizos
Just read timeline omega. Some do exist
>actual femposters
one of them posted a picture of her pussy just 2 weeks ago
>math teaches
>savant chemists
Actually dont know much but there is at least one biologist and s/he is/was a namefag
>potential 2view vtubers
a couple I think
>youtubers
we have some? Huh?

>>21171929
that Mauler guy played this game for a few weeks. He gets millions of views everytime he uploads. Haven't watched any of his content yet though

>>21171929
>s/he is/was
what the hell does this mean?

>>21172039
>he is/
>she is/
>he was/
>she was
Anon your comprehension reps

>>21172039
I dont know for sure whether they are a male or a female and I dont know for sure if they still post or not, but they used to

>>21172074
what the fuck does this mean? Is it a man? A female? A troon?

>>21172162
>they

>>21161006

>>21172012
Mustang never posted in the thread though

>>21172162
This was a chance to use "they" as a singular pronoun correctly. It's been in the English language for a long time.

>>21172312
who knows

>>21172039
I Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Am S/H(im)e[r] etc etc

>>21172395
>shimer
Isn't that a drug

>>21172176
a troon would be an "it"

>>21172395
Himmler

Need fandead gf

>>21173483
Get in the bus. You've been selected to become the fandead gf.

>>21173545
>/become/ fandead gf

Oh right, time changed, the adjustment is happening later than usual today

>>21160677
>decide to try out this game
>nearly get filtered by the towa captcha
>only to get hit by "fishy email detected"
Why do y'all hate yahoo

>>21174553
There's an email filter? I remember using a throwaway email

>>21173483
I still want romance anon to cosplay towa for me

>>21174553
>Using a thrice-traded dirty rag of a dead company for your email in 2022.

Please tell me which stream the Mikoposting jpg comes from.

>>21174553
>yahoo

>>21174821
It comes from ur mom lol

Oh no she's autistic.

>>21174814
>>21174928
Hey man I grew up with it don't blame me
>>21174821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PygNRsQIeuE
I think timestamp is around halfway, but I'd recommend watching the whole stream cause it's kino

>Indonesian is not a human language
BASED?!

what the fuck is an indonesia
anyways watch blue woman and her friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9sg5mcp55A

Pagi!

so tomorrow id3 are gonna adjust, right?

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 30)
>Noel :: $11,354.01
>Shion :: $10,409.46
>Chloe :: $7,242.51

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 35)
>Watame :: -$13,094.59
>Hololive :: -$11,872.95
>Ina'nis :: -$8,618.01

Overall Average Adjustment is -$597.85
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,033.26
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,853.09

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>>21175628
>weeb level Japanese
>learning programming languages
BUY BUY BUY

how retarded am I?

ohhh konnui

>2-hour lunch break
Honestly jealous.

>>21167385
I found the numbers, the shion meme, and then there was the image posted with the T.E.S.T. Am I missing something?

Mori is downright evil. Deadcucks, defend your oshi.

>>21177136
What /vt/ drama did she stir this time?

>>21177217
>>21176074

>>21177348
>Roommate shit

>>21177027
Oh, you're talking about the edition from four weeks ago. Here's the solution

>>21176313
Post your trades

Good morning, I am buying Flare 10x

>>21178008
Okay, so I got to the numbers and had the encryption key. Sadly I didn't have the time to finish it...

>>21177348
Isn't this on a different day from the Myth TTRPG? She cited other HoloENs being unable to attend the hastily-scheduled finale, likely Ame since she's moving.

>>21178008
autism

>>21178851
>>21176276
Are you sure you're correct?

>>21178008
I screwed up the encryption grid... I did figure it was a nihilist just with the image attached to the initial post but I definitely was not observant enough to catch the very faint hint at the key. I though the key was going to be shion. Very involved!
Did I miss the most recent T.E.S.T.? I must have been asleep.

>>21179083
Yes. You fell for a bait thread, anon. There's two days between those two events, and she elaborated further on it in her Membership post, quote: "I scheduled it extremely hastily over something I shouldn't have, and did not consider the schedules of all parties involved. This is my fault, and I sincerely apologize."

Needless to say, the Mythbreakers TTRPG wasn't scheduled over this Konosuba TTRPG, meaning likely another Holomem couldn't make the 26.03 session. She blames herself for scheduling it hastily without getting full feedback from her genmates.

>>21178004
>cuckbeat deflection

Pagi!

>>21179893
I see. Thank you for the information, I don't have access to Mori's membership posts so I had no idea.

Important.

>>21179623
Oh, that's really a shame. The hint was really-really subtle, so it's understandable that you or anyone else would miss it.
But yeah, there's been a new T.E.S.T. last Saturday. No one solved it though probably because I hid one of the three clues a little bit too well...

Also important

>>21180458
Can you give us access to the clues if some of them expired at this point? Let us solve it in the next 24 hours or so.

>>21180558
Like the final boss rush? Hmmmm, sure, I can do that.
Everyone gets another 24 hours. The clock is ticking.
https://files.catbox.moe/obb65x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ctue41.png
https://files.catbox.moe/y4jx8m.png

I have a confession to make. I didn’t watch any of the HoloID Gen3 debut.

>told Tampa to back off
>he did
Tampa…

>>21180512

booba vote

https://drey230.github.io/

feel free to vote if you want (or not, idc)
i will wait at least a day this time

>>21182718
Is this stored on-site or do we need to post it here?

>>21183377
need to post it here, just take a screenshot

>>21184145
>>21182718

congrats Smiles and Mikofag, the schizos are already blaming (you) for being discordniggers

>>21182718

>>21184507
they already accused them of being tranny so whatever

>>21184573
You are consistently the most retarded person in this game.

>>21184507
Is it even Smiles and Mikofag doing those at this point? I kind of think it took a life of its own.

>>21184573
Are you retarded?

>>21184573
You fucking dipshit, you're supposed to be voting on boob sizes, not your favorites. Pay attention.

>>21182718

Hello, I'd like to make an announcement.
Mel is cute.
That is all.

>>21184507
Smiles has posted it in many breads but no, he's not the main culprit

>>21184675
yeah but I still blame smiles and mikofag because they started it

>>21182718

>>21171929
>one of them posted a picture of her pussy just 2 weeks ago
what? wasn't that months ago now?

>>21186013
the post was posted on march 4th

>>21184573
>65. Kiryu Coco
Nice

>>21186178
There was nothing on march 4th. Link it or it doesn't exists.

>>21186942
post dick

>>21186967
post gloves

>>21186942
>>/vt/thread/S19475837#p19494852

>>21187033
oooooh on /infinity/... I thought on /nasfaqg/...

>>21187095
>he thinks w*men play this game

>>21187140
>

>>21187140
>he doesn't know

I wonder if they're still here after all this time... Or if they abayo'd long ago...

oh top 200

>>21187033
Wew

>>21184573
>>21184663

>>21188960
dont ever respond to me with a fucking frog ever again

>>21189067

Not adjusting today. Sorry.

>>21188052
Congratulations to you, my favorite retard

>>21187140
Femboys play this game, and that's all that matters to me.

>>21184573
How the fuck do you get out of bed in the morning without losing limbs you neanderthal?

>>21191263
he probably sleeps on the floor, beds are a luxury

>>21182718

>>21191484
based

>>21181610
Auction? I was asleep. If I really wanted them more I'd have bid higher to begin with.
>>21182718
why do I bother

This just in: Moricoin will dip. Insider info.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1508114282260549634

>>21193638
>Moricoin will dip
Tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a newfag

>>21193724
Sorry, should I have said MORI$?
C'mon. This is the meme that literally made this game pop into existence. She acknowledges it here (likely while still extremely drunk).

>>21193816
I was referring to mori dips being uninteresting because of the brap cycle.

>>21194055
Yeah, I get that. Make her a normal coin somehow, honk. I'm tired of her dipping every single day.

>>21193638
>I got plastered off my ass so I'm cancelling my stream, lol.
I'm starting to hate this bitch.

>>21193816
>This is the meme that literally made this game pop into existence.

>>21194619
More reasonable than the alternatives, which is either streaming while drunk or making up a reason that'll just stir rrats. I'm a little bit disappointed since I wanted to watch Elder Ring live, but oh well. She just finished recording a song and likely celebrated it with others.

Either way, you'll see that every single time anything minor happens /vt/ will erupt because she literally lives rent-free in half of /vt/'s heads, especially picture related.

>>21194951
Am I wrong, though? "BUY BUY BUY"/"SELL SELL SELL", and [X]coin inclining/declining etc.?

>>21195173
The alternative would be to not get wasted to begin with.
If she wants to celebrate, that's one thing. But two hours before she canceled she was all "the stream WILL happen". Did she need to get shitfaced in those two hours?

Money

>>21195443
yeah, she needs a strong man (me) in her life to make her stop drinking

>>21195210
She was directly referencing the pre-/vt/ threads on /jp/ that used those terms. Those exchanges are also what spawned NASFAQ.
You'd know this if you weren't a fucking turbonewfag.

If both of the items in pic related don't get a bid in the next 14 minutes, i will delete my account.

>>21200963

payday doko

>>21200267
I was there during the /jp/ days, and this is exactly what I'm saying. I don't understand your point, you're acting as if I said something else than I said.

>>21200963
Maybe if they weren't $2m.

>>21182718

>>21202133
>[Deleted]

>>21202210
i had it open all day and forgot it was a booba vote :(
i will report back shortly.

>>21182718

>>21202133
Congratulations, you won a place a the Avarice special school for retards.

>>21200963
>[Deleted]
o7

>>21202519
you know drey re-made the sorter so that you didn't have to check any boxes? it defaults to showing you the coins that are on nasfaq. there are no homos, no Hitomi Chris, added mamas, and Coco/Rushia. the point is to rank the coins...

>shit and meaningless post about something not related to the game just to bump the threas

>>21200963
bye then

>>21204719
Hi. Can you wait maybe 15 minutes?

>>21185427
I'm not responsible for some s4s-like people to totally escalate all over the boards because they don't watch streams anyways and are bored with this hobby

>>21205363

Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from the 1600 top active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• The Returns Report has been expanded to the first 1600 active wallets. This included additional 81 players into it. Next week we project the Report will include every active player whose account is at least one week old.
• Auction data was added. This week it’s slightly broken, as taxes were essentially implemented twice. It should be perfectly accurate for the next week’s Report.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 20.03.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 27.03.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 26.03.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

>>21205363
>hobby
THIS IS A HOBBY?!?!?!??!

>>21205851
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

>>21205882
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>>21205898
> Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

Additional question: What would you like to see done with Auctions?

>>21205851
ffs another one going with loud soundposts...

>>21205974
Whoops... I'll tune it down next time.

Actually, a follow-up question: is there any particular track you'd want to be the 'main' Returns Report soundpost? That goes to all of you, anons.

>>21205851
>>21205882
>>21205898
>>21205924
holy shit that's a lot of people

>>21205924
>What would you like to see done with Auctions?
how much money tako instruments got from all his hat selling and who are his biggest paypigs

>>21206326
So... an auctions network?

>>21206435
yes

>>21170228
200k but I need to rebuild my wallet since I was selling everything.

>>21205851
>1600 people
based, not only did you recover from the abayo but its stronger than before, was this with smart """"fandead"""""s help, either way glad it has more than recovered
>>21205882
still got it

>>21205882
I performed way worse than I expected...

My investment tax are too damn high

>>21208075
he said taxes were counted double so i think it would have been in investment, if it was in buying my tax would be off the chart

>>21171440
Don't forget that /infinity/stalk each othrr on twitter, we are not at that level and will never be

>>21208406
I stalk some people.

>>21208428
On twitter?

>>21208602
Yes.

>>21208406
I managed to gather enough information to find a certain romance loving fandead twitter at least I think and I've stalked them for weeks now

>>21208263
Taxes were counted double only on Auctions.
>>21207532
If you are 0, then note that your trading performance is limited by your net worth. You haven't arrived at a point where the good trades would be 'saturated' yet.
>>21208075
That's an indicator of high multicoin on positions you've held throughout the week.
>>21208428
No one linked their twitter here, though, and people would be rabid if it happened. In /infinity/ namefags are discussed openly as well as the contents of their twitters, posting tweets etc. Believe me, /inifnity/ is much weirder than /nasfaqg/.

>>21205882
I'm still too addicted to this game let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
>>21205898
>

>>21208964
/infinity/ is like a zoo you go just to see some crazy shit, they're pretty entertaining

>>21205882
I have no ideia how I am in second when it felt like my decisions were retarded all week

>>21208964
ah makes sense. trying to consistently oshi coin regardless of price been a disaster for my stats

>>21209363
You're telling that to a person who has 10x'd his oshi for the past two weeks non-stop. Granted, the circumstances are a little different and it's for my oshi, but it does ruin the statistics.
>>21209356
The biggest rewards this week were smart multiselling on Holo and investing into ID3. Due to how the Report works when considering investments, ID3 has an absurdly high average price. People who over-bought it will eventually see it in the trading profits when the time comes or in the inflation statistic if they hold them for longer.
>>21209180
There is no escape, so at least have some fun, will ya?

>>21209946
I'll have fun when Mori actually sits at a reasonable price for what she's worth.
I never should've made that deal with Tower. Free me onegai

Lowest % trade of every active player. That's not really what I was going for.

>>21205882
>Revised trading strategy starting to pay out
I'm comin' back, baybee

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 19,242,696, a 0.87% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 296,041. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,814,811 shares, or 9.43% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 37,312 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 43):
>Ayame :: +6.9%
>Pochimaru :: +4.7%
>Flare :: +4.3%
>Kronii :: +4.1%
>AZKi :: +3.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 22):
>Melfissa :: -3.3%
>Shion :: -3%
>Chloe :: -2.5%
>Nachoneko :: -1.9%
>Risu :: -1.5%

1 coin (Fubuki) had a net 0% change in volume today.
24 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $201,337.64, which is an increase of 2.29% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $480,632,462,763.64, which is an increase of 7.03% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $24,977.40. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $57,561,104,559.51 in total market value, or 11.98% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $363,967,366.40 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 41):
>Shion :: +44.8%
>Noel :: +37.8%
>Calliope :: +32.4%
>Subaru :: +24.1%
>Gura :: +21.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>Watame :: -28.6%
>Matsuri :: -21.2%
>Ollie & Sana :: -19.4%
>Ayame & Polka :: -19%
>Ina'nis :: -18.9%

23 coins had a sub-4.5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $590,516,020, which is a decrease of 47.46% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $569,263,474.35 today, a decrease of 2.1% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 28):
>Kanaeru :: +468.7%
>Mio :: +13.4%
>HLuna :: +9.8%
>Civia :: +5.1%
>Ayamy :: +3.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins (Civia, Ayamy, Okayu, Suisei, Pekora, Amelia, Gura) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Kanaeru) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>9 coins (Aqua, Kanata, Ui, Nene, Calliope, Pochimaru, HLuna, Marine, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>4 coins (Zeta, Kovalskia, Nana, Reine) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>44 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Flare :: $538.52 Up
>Watame :: $484.46 Up
>Hololive :: $447.74 Up
>Noel :: $380 Down
>Shion :: $353.16 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ayamy :: $0.35 Up
>Kovalskia :: $2.77 Down
>Baelz :: $4.38 Down
>Nana :: $4.55 Down
>Kanaeru :: $6.36 Down

Overall Average movement was $48.59 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $124.28 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$80.72 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>21206049
Use whatever you like Anon, it's your ritual post.

And if you want to appease smoothbrain shitposters that seem to live at 100% volume at all times and never leave this thread, there are ways - none of which require any re-encoding.

>>21205363
yosho will defeat the spikeman

>>21205882
Thanks, I still day traded enough to offset my oshi's shit dividends, also
>first 1600 active wallets
Holy shit

>>21205924
>30.97% from trading
>62.53% from investments
I'll likely have to adjust my strategem.

>>21205851
>auctions are now included
ILY. Wonder how that'll look next week when I don't have any Ina hats to cash out...
>1600 wallets
unfathomably based
>>21205882
>trade like a complete chucklefuck all week on purpose
>reject grug
>sell Mori
>5x oshi blindly for days
>forget to adjust multis down on most days
>still #7
why? HOW?!

>>21206326
I am his biggest paypig. This week was an exception.

After thinking about it for a while, I've decided to stop playing.

I don't mean to drop off NASFAQ completely, but it's not good for me to keep engaging like this, I thought I could put things past me but all it took was an old VoD resurfacing in my recommended videos to know that I'm just lying to myself.

I do enjoy helping out people and care about you, so I intend to try to give advice when I feel like it, but do know that it will happen less frequently from now on, but please don't let this discourage you from seeking advice in the thread!

I really enjoyed my time, most of you guys are alright, some even more than alright, if you sold any RUSHIA$ I don't hold it against you, it was the smart thing to do after all, and if you hold or even bought, thank you, it really means a lot to me.

>>21207068
I wish I could do things like this, I think I've mentioned in the past, but I'm not the most tech-savvy person, the coolest thing I do like that is stalking wallets and processing information.
>>21207532
You can do it 0!! You'll get to the top in no time, I'm sure of it!

>>21214994
I'll miss you.
I sold. Then I bought back in for the 3333 sankisei hold.

>>21214994
fandeads don't deserve the things they're getting. Death to normalfags. Death to gossiptubers. Death to the Japanese. Death to Cover

>>21214994
Don't keep us waiting for too long...

>>21214994
>After thinking about it for a while, I've decided to stop playing.
>I don't mean to drop off NASFAQ completely, but it's not good for me to keep engaging like this
Welcome to the oldhag club! Grab a seat and get yourself comfortable! Barely any of us (inb4 >we) pay attention to the game anymore kek, don't sweat about it.
But enough joking. Considering the circumstances, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't surprised to see you still around here. I'm certain most people here will be able to understand your motives for leaving. Such a break was long overdue. Please remember to take care of yourself and don't feel forced to participate in the thread if you don't feel like it. Hopefully one day you'll find yourself able to return with a different state of mind, and have fun again playing this stupid Venezuela simulator. Lastly, I wanted you to know that your advise has personally rekindled my interest in the game and helped me further improve my strategy, as I imagine is the case for many others, so for that I just wanted to say thank you.
Till we meet again, see you space cowboy.

>some even more than alright
Humu humu... Naruhodo

>>21160677
If we aren't going to be making new aggies anymore and will just be recyling the same one at least put it in the OP

>>21222529
You make a good point. I'm not touching the text in the OP after last time.

>>21214994
well, there's not much I can say that you don't already know, take care and see you around, even if I myself can't post that much anymore and call people retards I still looked forward to your posts, I'll miss ya'
also >selling rushia, couldn't be me baby, there will be no financially sound decisions in this household
if you want to talk you know where or how to find me
but yeah, take care, really

>>21214994
you never responded to my blurry penis

>>21153982
it's your fault

>>21226677
my pleasure

>>21214994
Take care of yourself, anon. All things come to an end eventually, but that doesn't mean our feelings have to stop at the same time.

>>21214994
take care of yourself! see ya when i see ya

>>21223294
No one is going to care if you add it in. The problem was reformatting it and redoing it.

>Mori volume: 1,817,257
>Miko volume: 800,163
>Mori has a 1 million distance in shares from the 2nd most owned coin
what the fuck

>>21231165
>2nd most owned coin

>>21215141
That's okay, sankisei love!
>>21218913
I'm really glad I was able to rekindle your interest in the game!! It makes me happy.
>>21224894
Don't worry, you've done plenty for me already, and I'm not feeling like that right now, not that I'd need to be unwell to talk to you, but you get what I mean, don't want to unnecessarily trouble you. Regardless, thank you, there are lots of things I'd like to say to you, but a thank you will have to do for now, but I will reach out if I think I need to!
>>21215256
>>21216809
>>21228456
>>21230231
Thank you for understanding everyone.
I promise I'll be back one day!

>>21205851
>>21205882
>>21205898
>>21205924
>I'm in all tables
Nice

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

nigger

>>21205882
>trading income $30.03m
>trading taxes $5.88m
>trading profit $24.14m
>total trading income $48.05m
that's good, right?

>>21240100
Yeah, that's good. In fact, it's really good considering your size. You should be proud. If you keep this level of play up, you'll make top 100 in no time.

>>21214994
she made me tons of divvies over the year, I'll be sure to keep these out of respect.

>>21231165
>2nd most owned coin
>tfw it's true
urgh

based on counted booba votes so far, the biggest booba number changes will be (not including ID3):

1. ayamy (+0.14)
2. civia (-0.13)
3. iroha & amelia (+0.12)
4. sora (-0.10)
5. roboco & fauna (-0.09)

these numbers are not final

still accepting votes, see >>21182718

>>21241268
I'm not even gonna complain anymore

>>21182718

>>21214994
Godspeed. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
fuck me I dont know how to spell endeavors

>>21242653
thank you for giving me occasion to post this

>>21242653
it's endeavour

In 2022 they voted my general one of the worst threads to visit on /vt/. Main issues? Sky-high rate of abayos, and more threads dying than anywhere else. Got to admit it, it's all true. And yet, newhags still want to trade here.

Honk's always got a promise for you. It might be a lie, an illusion, but it's a promise...and it keeps you trading.

>>21182718
>>21241268
pic rel
>>21205882
>Trade like a retard
>still make it that high
This just confirms that its all about uptime.
>>21214351
No, those look great for your net worth, keep going assuming you are you
>>21214680
Selling mori isnt a bad strat despite what some people would like you to believe.
Also same, I have traded like an ape the entire week and still somehow beat pagi and made it 3rd
>>21207532
Like others have mentioned, lack of net worth severely limits one's ability to trade. Don't worry about it, you'll rise up once you get some more MONEY under your belt.
>>21214994
You and your posts were a great addition to the thread and on-topic discussion. I'll miss them greatly when they are gone, and be extremely happy to see them if you ever post again. Hope wherever you go and whatever you choose to do next goes well for you. o7
I've been buying back my rushias and I will be continuing that
>>21184573
>>21188052
>>21240100
I love your work, never change,
Also congratulations for making it to the top 200 for the 3rd time and yeah, what >>21240761 said.
>>21209180
you will be here forever and you will like it glad you are still posting
>>21235469
anon...
>>21169696
There are some parallels, and the threads have some level of the "same feel", but /infinity/ and our thread are still different, like many have pointed out. I like both though, they've got that certain type of comfy feel.

>>21243946 me
also, fauna should be below coco, I dont know what happened there

>>21243946
>still somehow beat pagi and made it 3rd
Pagibot didn't sell any coins for one day last week; she crashed when the IPO happened.

>>21243354
Nice OP
where's my transhuman nasfaq gf tho?

>>21243354
This is really nice!

>>21244136
Thank you! It was a collaboration effort between me and another one of the discord newhags.

>>21243946
You did alright with the mamas...except one.
>>21244201
>discord newhags actively making good looking OPs for the thread...
Please never leave us.

>>21243354
God fucking damn it, I missed a section of the trailer in the text post.

>>21244133
fandead gf is kill sorry

>>21215256
>Death to Cover
Wrong thread nijisister

>>21244201
>op from discord
good work
>>21244452
:(

>>21243946
>its all about uptime
Yeah, and sadly there's no good solution for this problem:
>solution 1: move to the Americas
>bro, just move to another country, it's that easy
>solution 2: offline trader
>the servers aren't going to pay for themselves
>and even if they did, the trader probably wouldn't have enough functions for effective trading
>solution 3: make a spreadsheet for API calls or something
>you must know Java for this shit
>if you aren't good enough, you might bog the servers (honk will turn your ass into grass)

>>21244803
shut up tourist

>>21246473
I still want a fucking server side trader zhonk, my elctricty bill doubled in the last month

>>21246491
t. nijisister
Are you mad that your irrelevant nijis will never get in the game that you're trying to shit on cover here

>>21247200
People can love Hololive and hate Cover at the same time, dipshit. They are not the same thing

>>21247790
>Sana image
Not even trying to hide it huh nijisister. No one will believe you nijisister

>>21244803
>>21246491
>both new IPs
I think you're both lost. Shortage of bait threads in the catalog or something?

>>21248031
Tell that to the nijisister whos mad because irrelevant nijis will never be in the game

Lasting >24hrs before whatever that is showed up is honestly impressive, given the image in the OP

>>21248208
whore

>>21248000
Sir, this thread doesn't do this kind of thing. Go somewhere else if you want to have this kind of argument. And no, I don't want Nijis added to the game either. It's a Hololive game and already has enough coins. To add on to that, with Nijis added to the game more petty tribalfaggotry like yours will happen in the thread. No thanks.

>>21248000
Hating Cover is a long-lasting tradition, newfriend. I bet you don't even know what a cover.txt is

>>21248388
>nijisisters deflecting after being caught
Like I'll believe anything you just wrote
>>21248436
>Hating Cover is a long-lasting tradition
Yeah, for you nijisisters. How about you go back to making more Sana threads

Sirs, this is a stock exchange.

>>21248208
mating press

sana image

>>21248555
stop projecting

keep the thread dead

>>21248660
no

>>21205882
taxes are necessary for divvies. i will get to 9% returns soon.

>>21214008
Projected to be all active open wallets by next week. Hopefully.
>>21214351
That's an alright statistic for early game, although it might mean that you're too conservative with holding coins, while you could flip them and re-invest that money.
>>21214994
It is sad to see you go... at the same time it's perfectly understandable if the Rushia situation has impacted your enjoyment of Hololive or vtubers, and thus the game. You shouldn't force yourself to participate in the thread, but just know that if you feel like posting you'll always be welcome here - be it in a week, a month, or a year (if we last that long).
I've greatly enjoyed our past discussions and you've brought a lot of life to the thread - I'm pretty sure you inspired several anons to look over their strategies and explore the game a lot more. Oh, and if you want to talk, Clapman can always contact me. I'll also keep my 4444 Rushi forever.
Take care, Smart Fandead.
>>21243354
Great edit! This could be made into a nice OP.
>>21246473
While for buying the dips disappear over the day so you can get away with some downtime, especially if you live in the US and just turn off your computer for the night, the selling opportunities often last for the entire day. If you don't run Zhonkbot 24/7 you can't really compete in the Trading Report even if you run an optimal strategy.
Also, fun fact, this week I raked up a grand total of 100m "losses" in "Investments" from Mori alone. Whenever she has a good week and thus Cypher is buying 10x - which is every week in recent memory - I get a lot more sloppy with my trades/uptime since I know I can't reasonably compete for the first spot.
A Server-Side trader is genuinely needed for the game. It's a massive barrier for some players, a deterrent for the new players' ability to stay invested in the game, and at least several oldfags have quit over it.
Honk, if you're concerned about zombie accounts, just make it reset on every adjustment or require you to tick a box on the site today to keep it rolling smoothly into tomorrow's adjustments.

>>21248974
dunno if we've been over this in the past
divvies already got taken down a notch 3-4 times due to basically being free money.
At the same time, they encourage long-term investing even outside of competetive price windows, so every step to make them worse against straight up buying low and selling high is a step towards greenclicker9001 where you can solve the game with the daily adjustments vs. 14 day performance dictating what you should and shouldn't buy.
The more decisions about your daily purchases you can "optimize", the less incentive you have to come up with long-term strategies.

>>21250392
We already are at this point. Inflation is additionally punishing buying overpriced coins even if they have good dividends, since the loss of value associated with buying over its "default" price is also loss of value that would eventually inflate.
Dividends stagnate, but inflation progresses exponentially regardless of prices, it would seem. Right now, greenclicker9001 is both the short AND the long-term strategy for the most part.

>>21243946
>towa 52
this thread has continued to betray me everytime these rankings come up

>>21250560
As everyone who passed the captcha knows, the answer to "Towa..." is "Flat as a pancake".

>>21250560
towa is as flat as pancake

>>21250560
Towa's right next to Ayamy, that seems pretty good to me

>>21250623
>>21250634
i’m gonna drop bricks on your heads
>>21250672
this is true but towas bigger than kanata at least

>>21250915
Are you sure~?

>>21251393
Nice padded bra kanata

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>21251603
>padded bra
Haha, thanks. Want me to pad your face, bitch?

>>21251393
yeah towa is variable and doesn't need fake images

>>21251708
Yeah, pad my face with that smooth flat chest of yours

>>21251730
cope

>>21248555
Thanks for the input kind stranger

>>21251793
not cope if its real

always the same shit with people wrongly assuming their bullshit fanart is somehow canon now or just wildly clicking on their oshi
also I need to shit

Good morning I am buying 10x oshi to avoid becoming a deadbeat

pagi.. nyo...

when do I stop buying mori?

>soppy has more Mori than his oshi
disgusting

>>21250392
na yall definitely have. just making a joke since my taxes are a bit higher than other people around my bracket., in fact, my net worth rn is 240mil after adjustment and my taxes paid is 100mil
i tend to play for all aspects... im certainly not as optimized as most people here and my strategies are extremely basic, I just find what i do fun I guess.

Morning Review doko...

I am retarded

>>21252322
it's not like you're losing real dollars, just express yourself with your portfolio and stay comfy. Rising in the ranks is autism central, the current number one had to draw together a fat LARP to cheat himself to #1 over the allmighty thinkpad because time in market will always beat pure strategy, it's just fun and should stay that way.

im contemplating not buying mori...

>>21252508
you are like a little baby, watch this

>>21252596
sell towa

>>21251730
>variable
Kenzokus are Towa is cheating!

>>21252612
that'd only be 10k plus, no thank you sir.

>>21252643
be a lot cooler if you did, she didn't stream today

>>21252661
I'd be severely hindered in my quest to buy 3500 at a somewhat reasonable price out of respect for her performances if I wasted a day selling her now
you heard me right

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 26)
>Aqua :: $25,285.79
>Ui :: $12,354.34
>Laplus :: $10,741.71

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 39)
>Calliope :: -$16,473.99
>Pekora :: -$11,066.96
>Subaru :: -$7,470.44

Overall Average Adjustment is $7.83
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,722.26
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,468.45

Pick up some good deals, don't get baited, and remember that you don't have to buy Mori EVERY day.

>>21252488
Sorry, I got distracted by how completely retarded Zeta is.

>>21252792
one day she might yab out of the company without a trace and tons of wallets will be stuck with 20-30k shitcoins they can't sell in time
a man can dream

>>21252946
Mori's an EN "talent". Cover won't risk kicking her out over petty bullshit like having sex with someone or they'd get fucked with whatever goodwill westerners left to the company

>>21252946
Given the Fandead situation, I don't want to lose the thread's Deadbeats as well...

>>21253059
the smallest amount of "haters" critizising her leads to drunk meltdowns, it's not a question of "if" anymore but "when"

>>21253150
Cuckbeats are used to misery, just because they're masochists doesn't mean they'll go full schizo like fandeads.

>>21253309
Are they? Most of them are on breaks/light abayos.

>>21253392
aren't we all?

Is it time to sell the IDs

>>21253562
yes

>>21252946
They all will abayo in the end, even daisenpai

Do weekly subs matter a lot to divvies? ie should i hold id3 until payout

>>21252946
>wishing for someone's oshi to yab out and graduate
nigger mindset

>>21254129
dunno i think so though

zhonk, when the fuck are the indogs adjusting? Didn't they all deboot already?

>>21214994
Another one... I will never sell my Rushias but because I want to follow everyone...

>>21254325
I was expecting them to adjust today but no, where is my adjustment honk I need ti unload my bags

>>21252557
Just buy mori
Match your oshicoining with mori if the two stacks are close to each other in size, up to half if you have a lot of your oshi
Mori gives such good deals you can do some mental gymnastics and use mori dips to finance buying your oshi with greater taxes

Just die already