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they're 2 types of hag, which hag is your favorite

>> No.20626431

>>20626356
I want Korone to kick me in the chest and collapse my lungs

>> No.20626517

>>20626356
because the other one is fat

>> No.20626623

>>20626517
Most of hololive are fat or at least chubby. This goes for EN double given all the amerilards on it.

>> No.20626672

>>20626356
My two favorite Holos. I want to marry the one on the left

>> No.20626984
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20626984

amateurs...

>> No.20627125

>>20626984
is Towa a hag?

>> No.20627140

>>20626984
Korone is much more flexible than Towa. This was a nice side kick though.

>> No.20627928
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>>20626356
Koronesuki days of serving as punching bag paid off

>> No.20628054

>>20627125
a pretty hag

>> No.20628095
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>>20626356
i prefer this kind of hag
the one that's a hag but looks and acts like cunny

>> No.20628138

>>20626356
Marine because I'm an architect
Take the architect pill, anons. Hags that don't just dry up. Hags that do stay soft and warm regardless of age

>> No.20628259

>>20627125
she's a hag lover

>> No.20628313

>>20626356
Marine for mating press, dog for kusoge and exercise buddy.

>> No.20628315

>>20628095
Whore hag is not my taste, sorry anon.

>> No.20628457

>>20627125
Not for 3 more years.

>> No.20628623
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I've been near death several times and missing almost all of my fingers, but I'll be with the best doog even if she takes my legs next
Also the kisses she does during members ASMR give life.

>> No.20628920

>>20626356
Marine isn't a hag yet
>>20626984
and neither is tortellini.
Day 2 will be the hag day.

>> No.20629169

>>20626356
This is kinda embarrassing
Now we all know who’s fat

>> No.20629233
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>>20626356
Marine will be a dead fish when you fuck her, simply because she lack the stamina to keep up.
Korone.... well, she fuck you, violently. She will make to the dead fish.

>> No.20629294

>>20626623
Stop giving me an erection, faggot.

>> No.20629467

>>20626356
The one who could survive a pregnancy.

>> No.20629800

>>20626984
You can tell she spreads her legs more than those two. Gotta please her APEX group

>> No.20629910

>>20626356
I want to fill marine's blackened womb with white.

>> No.20629982
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20629982

I'd give my left nut to have this chick use my face as her chair for a single stream. No regrets.

>> No.20630187

>>20629982
>not using her as a chair while she streams
You will never make her happy like that.

>> No.20630315

>>20626356
Both at the same time.

>> No.20630438

>>20626356
Which one is Botan?

>> No.20630585

>>20626431
Based and same

>> No.20630870

>>20626356
obviously korone

>> No.20631136
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20631136

>>20626623
Will he ever stop getting away with it?

>> No.20631252

>>20631136
God, I hope not. Chubby EN Chuubas get me hard as fuck.

>> No.20631511

>>20631252
>Chubby Chuubas
Sounds like a good name for a vtuber-themed arcade and pizzeria.

>> No.20631544

>>20631511
Kek

>> No.20631601
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>>20629982
get in line fag

>> No.20632060

Korone used a dancer i saw her roommate there's no way she can do those moves

>> No.20632156

I will marry Marine.

>> No.20633583
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>>20626356
marine's legs will be raised by ME

>> No.20633819

>>20629233
Yeah but going on physically active dates with Marine so she's forced to lose weight

>> No.20633940

>>20633819
I will take Marine hiking and create buns of steel.

>> No.20633975

>>20626356
>regularly does nothing but sit in front of her computer streaming for 12 hours a day
>nearly 40 years old
>just casually does a front flip no problem without even pausing
the more out of shape girls have to have replacement dancers right?

>> No.20634106

>>20633975
Mr. Koro's really not in bad shape in real life.

>> No.20634141

>>20633819
>wanting to destroy Marine's super massive ass
there's only one acceptable way to destroy that ass and physically active dates ain't it
well, i guess you could call them that

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>>20633975

>> No.20634186

>>20634106
>>20633975
Mr. Koro literally got /fit/ so she could be an idol, how can the younger girls even compete?

>> No.20634206

>>20626356
both

>> No.20634338
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>>20633975
Playing 12 hours doesn't prevent her from doing other things with the rest of her time.

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>>20633975
You do realize that doog is a boxer irl?

>> No.20634444

>>20634367
What's that thing on his face?

>> No.20634486

>>20634444
he survives off of a constant intake of nijinigger tears

>> No.20634500

>>20634444
it projects a mammalian face over his reptilian face to make us earthlings more at ease with him

>> No.20634505

>>20634444
a rebreather for when he starts drowning in pussy backstage

>> No.20634656

>>20633975
She does kick boxing and goes to the gym. She even tweeted out her protein powder.

>> No.20634663

>>20626623
This just isn’t true though. Most of the JPs have easy to find roommate shit that shows them as being anything other than fat.

>> No.20634739

>>20629800
She only spreads them for me and a Korean girl.

>> No.20634773

>>20634663
They are fat by non burger standards.

>> No.20635300

>>20628095
who's this

>> No.20637455

>>20626356
>hag this
>hag that
>hag hag hag about a variety of people nowhere near old enough to be hags
stop wasting oxygen others actually need.

>> No.20637875

>>20637455
your mood would improve dramatically if you deleted twitter, tourist-chama.

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>>20626356
>>20626984

>> No.20652754

>>20627125
still cake territory

>> No.20653078

>>20652657
AHHHH I SAW KIARA'S PUSSY

>> No.20655496

>>20652657
Ew way too young

>> No.20659032

>>20629233
That's my fetish. If mannequins could press charges they'd have locked me up years ago.

>> No.20660729

I hope you come here to celebrate with anons when Senchou reach Hag status om december

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