/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>what we should get
males with idol-like aspirations
>what we'll actually get
retards

>>20090653
Will get your oshi pregnant

>expectations?
NijiEN rejects

As long as they are not like niji en males and are segregated I won't care

>>20090653
Shota HOLO.

Shota HOLO.


SHOTA HOLO!!!! D0yns

>>20090653
Kronii will be a member

I hope they stay in their fucking lane like the jp ones

>>20090653
I think they'll be inoffensive at worst. Cover's screening process is pretty good.

>>20090653
They will going to flop super hard.

nobody on this board gives a fuck about homostars

>>20090653
I'm waiting for this guy, until then I sleep.

>>20090653
HolostarsEN should have "literally me" personalities/energy

>a dude who only streams daily to earn tons of fucking cash and to get famous as much as possible. he leeches off on any vtuber especially on any female holo members and he only plays fotm games
Literally me examples: Lou Bloom, Walter White, Daniel Plainview, Jordan Belfort, Howard Ratner

>have a dude who's a big hololive fan but cant collab with them due to reasons or because he's just too autistic and his tangents would be him rambling on how he cant collab with any of the girls
Literally me examples: Scott Pilgrim (Movie ver.), The Driver, Tom Hansen, Lars Lindstrom

>a guy who is depressed all the time and is streaming just to feel something and has that edgy "i want to kill myself but ironically haha" humor from 2016. Basically male Kronii but better. and due to this, female holo members are too scared to collab with him maybe except for some members
Literally me examples: Travis Bickle, Officer K, Joker (2019), Bruce Wayne (2022), Guts, Connie Nikas, Joji

>an actual schizo lunatic who has the wildest tangents, weirdest game choices, and who only joined because he thought he could make a difference in the industry with his bizarreness. Also due to his weirdness, the girls are too scared to collab with him
Literally me examples: Patrick Bateman, Tyler Durden, Alex DeLarge, Eren Yeager, Anton Chigurh

>a /fit/chad who tries to elevate his viewers and tells them to lift. He posts about his diet and set on twitter (without showing his face) and his tangents are just him talking about his exercise routines. Every girl even the jp ones wants to collab with him but he refuses because he thinks he wouldnt bring anything interesting on the conversation
Literally me examples: Gigachad, A character from any shonen with over the top buff characters (Ex: Baki, Jojo, DBZ, HnK), Some other /fit/ eceleb from the 2010s

Instead of the pandering to fujos, how about they pander to actual vtuber fans?

>>20090653
I fear the reaction of collab beggars when the homostars get completely ignored by holo girls. The same one who don’t watch the starts to begin with.

>>20090978
>a guy who is depressed all the time and is streaming just to feel something and has that edgy "i want to kill myself but ironically haha" humor from 2016. Basically male Kronii but better. and due to this, female holo members are too scared to collab with him maybe except for some members
You just described Fulgur Covid.

>>20090653
>Fears
The males aren't talented enough to be self-reliant, needing the female talents to carry them
>expectations
Good first gen, a complete disaster second gen. The second gen will literally kill the entire culture levels of bad

>>20090653
> Expectations
Pro gamer, bro streamer, funny, no gay, openly has a dream waifu outside Holopro
> Fears
Just like NijiEN homo Yume and Fujo baiter

>>20090706
fpbp

>>20090818
All five will be shotas, played by women, and I will kneel.

>>20090706
>>20090653
we gets fags 5/5 literal fags like nippleEN

>>20090653
We will just get 5 nijisanji rejects there - it's so obvious at this point.
Imagine being a worse man than a woman.

>>20090818
>Get Shota Homostar
>Your oshi fawns over him and collabs nonstop
would you be mad?

>>20091172
Holostars isnt hololive so those collabs will never happen

They’ll just be like the JP branch, so who givez a fuck. I still think that they’ll collab with some of the girls semi-regularly. Girls like Ame or Mori would probably be up to it

>>20090653
Unicorns and /#/ in shambles
Fujos and unironic faggots thriving
Thank you Nijiniggers

>>20091186

expectations: kusoge only streamer
fear: gives in to streaming current trending games

I really hope that they end up being incredibly talented and successful while refusing to interact with the girls. It will be fun seeing how the beggars would react.

I want at least one boomer chuuba and I nominate Mike Stoklasa

As long as they (1) aim at EN market and (2) don't pander too hard in the sexual manner to fujos, I'll be fine with whatever

Any tips for audition?

>>20090653
>fears
they get the stars laber
>expectation
gura tier ccv

>>20091381
> aim at EN market
> Don’t pander to fujos
Anon Western straight dudes don’t watch male vtubers.

>>20091316
If it was me I'd just not interact with girls because I wouldn't wanna watch the girls who collab with male either

>>20091412
If you need to ask 4chan you’re already fucked

>>20091425
"In the sexual manner", anon. I have no issue with them pandering to fans, fujos included, just try to make it - well, more subtle.

>>20091412
Stream more faggot

>>20091512
Even if they make it more subtle, western dudes don’t watch male vtubers.

Bring the cool guys

I wanna see an old school WWF fan that drops wrestling references left and right that like 5 people in the chat will get.

I predict I'm going to be irrationally jealous for the first month before I eventually remember that I stopped streaming for very good reasons.

Then I'll hope at least one of them shares my taste in games.

Do I still have a chance if I don't enjoy minecraft?

>>20091584
Apply yourself, coward

>>20091412
Do your Japanese reps
Do your Holostars reps (follow them on twatter)
Don't announce that you are auditioning on twatter
Remove that "35p" from your twatter username

ManjisanjiEN's main audience and source of popularity/income is china fujos, so HomoEN will be dead on arrival because they will have no audience available to them.

>>20090984
There's a reason why this image exists. Hopefully they have enough of a spine to curb this behavior early on.

>>20091667
Idk what any of that means

>>20091685
>There's a reason why this image exists.
Because you keep reposting it?

>>20090653
He's in.

>>20090841
Holostars JP model was a failure. They're in a death spiral, with the less-watched ones pulling sub-500 viewers.

COVER isn't going to go with something proven not to work. They're going to go for the NijiEN model and turn HoloEN into a 24/7 gangbang of male collabs.

You were warned. Now it is too late.

I thought cover made the character concepts for the talents? But it says record a 5 min in character intro

I want one who is good at racing games like Assetto Corsa.
>>20091668
The Chinese will fully support the Holostars if they don't interact with the girls. They will see them as comrades or something.

I think that they need a talented streamer to carry holostars. probably need someone who can speak japanese too.
but it seems that niji has a better environment for EN males (better numbers, can stream with the girls, more game permissions, etc.)
idk.

>>20090653
It'll be impossible to get rid of them. Everyone will claim they won't be intrusive, but they'll try to worm their way into more interaction with the girls over time.

>>20091818
They probably need to pick someone who is already famous, like Gura.

>>20090653
It's going to be bad, obviously. We had talented woman in english vtubing since a lot of them wouldn't have made it if they are not going to be titty streamers. For dudes, it was all about you video game skills, your voice, your personnality that made you popular, all good potential male streamers already have made their nests, all this audition would bring are weeb fags with a boring voice and personnality, you just have to listen to the dude in nijien to prove that.

>>20091712
Hit a nerve, beggar? Rikka's guitar 3D debut was very kino, you should watch the vod for it.

>>20091755
Because forced collabs are totally a thing, right?

>>20091907
Gura is carried by her design.

>>20090653
Hopefully, HolostarsEN is Twitch-exclusive. It's only Twitchfags asking for StarsEN in the first place

>>20091980
Her current design is based on her previous design. Totally an improvement tho.

>>20090653
They need a salty and poorly socialized femboy and a bara dad who is bad at games.

>>20091895
And they'll succeed because the EN girls are, overwhelmingly, poorly vetted (extremely poorly vetted in Council's case) non-idols with a vested interest in moving the model to a Niji-style co-ed format.
>>20091976
Freedom exists in a corporation only as long as it doesn't threaten profit. Sana gets away with not streaming because her pigs will stay pay their memberships, and conversely management will push for HomoEN collabs to avoid wasting their investment.

This is of course, viewing the problem by itself in a vacuum. In the real world, 2/3rds of HoloEN would be chomping at the bit for male collabs as a way to 'stick it' to an audience they're clearly bored with.

>>20092035
I don't understand why you people keep bringing up goddamn
>femboy
>baras
Who the fuck likes that shit?

>>20091799
Yes, they have the characters. Hence why they want you to show how you can play a character.

>>20091980
Her roommate made decent content but not top-in-your-industry content.

It's definitely the lolishark and anyone with that model would have done well.

>>20092035
Or how about they hire a talented dude and give him a good-looking avatar?

>>20092139
Gays. So pretty much the core Holostars audience.

>Hope
They stay the fuck away from the girls
>Expectation
I'll have to stop watching EN (with the possible exception of Gura)

>>20092192
If you’re a dude and you’re talented there is literally no reason to be a vtuber. Just stream normally and reach a wider audience. We will get failed VAs and Nijisanji rejects.

>>20092194
Maybe I should apply, then. If it's behind an anime avatar I have 0 problems larping as a bara whose hobby is raping femboys in princess dresses.

>>20091907
that's the thing.
if the guy is already famous, they will either continue what they're doing or choose the company with a better environment.
Also, from what I see, holo put involvement in creative works/streaming track record as a requirement in their application, while niji doesn't. So niji is more amateur friendly maybe?

>>20091316
Same here except that their success is something that they find fulfilling on what they do, not like something on the scale of gura

>>20092139
It would differentiate them from NijiEN, who just have a dozen sameface pretty anime boys. also im a faggot.

idk m8, girls need the avatar so they aren't just selling their looks to a bunch of simps as it's so common on twitch, there's no such thing for males in the west, fujo is not a thing here, so male auditions just seem redundant, and in hololive it massively impacts their ability to interact with members of the opposite sex

just seems like a purposeless endeavour

>>20092353
>fujo is not a thing here
anon...

>>20090653
>Fears
outcasted and neglected by cover with less permissions.
cover hiring the most least offending, non-threatening, pushover guys that are scared of being canceled from saying something they like or speaking their mind.

>expectations
they play the same games i like

>>20091137
fags are a good thing though, it means they'd never try and fuck their Holo oshi

>>20092353
And yet Cover made a previous track record a requirement, weeding out amateurs and newbies as though they were expecting to have their pick of the litter from the ranks of successful streamers. Either the new HomoEN management knows something you don't, or they are about to get a rough reality check.

>>20092457
>Either the new HomoEN management knows something you don't, or they are about to get a rough reality check.
Hoooo boi

>>20092139
A femboy would be unironically a good idea.

>>20092353
This. If you’ve got the chops to be a successful male streamer already there is no reason for you to apply. I’m sure most people that will get in will not have experience as streamers and will come from different industries.

>>20092306
Niji is more amateur friendly but most of them still had a little background in content creation, no matter how short and small it was. You most likely won’t be able to get in without having done anything before.

>>20092438
>fags
>good
sure in bizarro world tranny

>>20092230
Talent does not equal success.

>>20092172
Gura didn't just did well, she started with a huge pre-existing audience.

>>20092589
without fags, the only other applicants they'd get are just people applying to try and fuck their Holo oshi

>>20092702
they will be segregated like homostars stupid fuck. Fucking brainlet tranny, back to NippleEN you fuck.

>>20092069
>non-idols with a vested interest in moving the model to a Niji-style co-ed format
Like they did with the current Stars? And don't give me "muh language barrier" excuse since Kiara and IRyS are pretty good at Japanese and barely interacted with them, Ina and Sana have decent conversational skills and the most they did was draw a chibi of one of them and retweet a piece of art with one of them respectively, and the no-Japanese brigade of Watson, Gura, Kronii and Fauna also never mentioned them with the exception of Watson, but she also collabed with a couple of JP members. If they really cared about promoting a co-ed environment they would've done it a year ago, before the auditions for StarsEN started. And Mori, who was the "trailblazer" only collabed with Rikka and nowadays is more invested in getting the attention of Vox while only reminding herself that the Stars exist when they praise her work. Rrat is the only one who genuinely wants to be their friend and even her doesn't try to push the envelope like you believe they'll do it.

>conversely management will push for HomoEN collabs to avoid wasting their investment
Like they did with the current Stars? I'm sure manager/investor talk makes your dick hard, but if they didn't do it before they most likely won't do it with StarsEN.

>>20092751
They won’t get segregated.

>>20092572
Maybe they will pick anime-related musicians. That would also be good for collab songs.

>>20090653
>fears
The final yab is among them. They are unfunny and overly reliant on the girls, thus dragging them down. One of them is a sex pervert and gets exposed. One of them is from /here/ and openly hostile to ‘you know who’. They get mogged by noctyx and are branded an even bigger failure.

>expectations
5 members to start, 1 of them is trash, 3 are mid, 1 is a star right out the gate.

Mori hypes them up and collabs with them often. Kiara and Ame avoid them. Ina is friends with one of them but no more. Everyone in Council avoids them but Bae. Ollie simps for them hard (obv). They never interact with a single JP.

They see middling success overall; better than noctyx but worse than Luxiem.

>hopes
Yagoo picks the 3 best streamers available, prioritizing group chemistry, hard work and ambition. They don’t mingle with the girls too much and can stand on their own two feet. They absolutely mog Luxiem and carve out their own niche within the vtubing sphere.
1 is a pure streamer, 1 is a fujobait king, 1 is something we’ve never seen before.

>>20092751
Clocks ticking friend she WILL collab with the homos and you WILL like it.

>>20090653
>2010 pewdiepie + tyler1
>filthy frank, but unfunny
>male mori, but even MORE autistic
>stupid fucking redneck bro like logan paul
>OCD tourettes guy that looks like L from death note, plays retro games, has a stupid nasal voice and an annyoing counting tic where he goes "1-2-3-4-5" "1-2-3-4-5" "1-2-3" "1-2-3" and snaps his fingers an odd number of times, pours milk before cereal and doesn't eat pizza crust
there's your fucking homolive en, I called it

>>20092344
>sameface pretty anime boys
Nijis are the definition of femboys, look at mysta.
I want Holostars to look like shounen protagonists. You don't see people asking for landwhales as female vtubers for the sake of looking different.

>>20090706
fpbp

Well socially adjusted male's applying to be male vtubers ? It Just doesn't exist.
Girls being socially retarded is cute, society has no expectation for women other than be attractive and the bar is low.
Men being socially retarded ? Absolutely repulsive, failures who should be shunned not handed success on a silver platter.

>>20091976
Keep fighting the good fight, Don Quichotte

Man i wish so hard to be chosen, i look good and my only wish Is to have the connection to be able to talk, meter and fuck gura

>Fears
They won’t choose me
>Expectations
They will choose me and I’ll play guilty gear, jump king, and Elden ring

>>20090653
why do male vtubers exist

>>20092139
I love femboys, bussy is based. And real baras are awesome, they embody the best attributes of both masculine and feminine archetypes.

>>20090978
The real answer is it will be 3-4 dudebros and 1-2 schizos who are every literally me (individually or between the two of them). All of them will be incels (in the strictly literal sense of the term, they are probably fairly attractive all things considered (including outgoingness) but simply cannot meet women).

>>20092902
I'm not the one wasting time going against "muh idol culture", Sancho Panza.

>>20092934
to suffer

>>20092751
the only segregation between Hololive and Holostars is that JP men are spineless, almost all the Stars have expressed that they'd never reach out for a collab first

>>20093012
This. Cover doesn’t give a flying fuck about male and female collabs, it’s just that the JPs choose not to do it.

>>20090653
I want a black incel schizo. He’ll either flop and burn it to the ground or he’ll explode and drag vtubing into a new era.

>>20093012
It's not being spineless, it's something between being too proud to collab beg or knowing their place.

>>20092983
Neither am I. I'm just calling out a schizo for being a schizo (you)

>>20090653
Who is that black lad?

>>20090653

>>20093082
Sure, beggar.

>>20090653
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT A /VT/ SCHIZO MAKES IT AND STARTS PULLING THE RRATS BEHIND THE SCENES

>>20093012
So Mori doing a collab with all EN males is totally going to happen. Nice.

>>20093098
your dad
you might not recognize him since he never came back from the store

>>20093122
If I made it I wouldn't wanna collab with her

>>20093162
based

>>20091980
but all the Gura clones flopped.

>>20092782
>Like they did with the current Stars?
Vox hadn't happened.
>Like they did with the current Stars?
Vox hadn't happened.

You can't compare refusing, or not pushing to use EN's numbers to try to breathe life into HomoJP, vs their strategy going into a completely new branch after your main competitor discovered a new market and has been making money hand over fist in it while you're stuck waiting on auditions.

>>20092885
Femboys are attractive, though. Chicks like traps, less faggy fags like traps, straight men like traps (just look at all the people who post traps despite never being homo with another dude IRL). Nobody except Architecture General likes landwhales.

>>20092983
Seems crazy that you'd be upset with other anons for telling you what's going to happen and not with Cover and HoloEN for enabling it. I'm not gloating, dude. I don't like it. I just don't have any illusions.

Anyway, whatever. It's always the same delusional song and dance with people when it comes to EN. There won't be anituber collabs. There won't be VShojo collabs. There won't be open 'best friends' on roommate social media. There won't be a Twitch thot-tier expectation that fans should be 'thankful' when their streamer deigns to fucking stream.

Surely, HomoEN won't be co-ed. Surely.

>>20093119
The real Lex Luthor….

>>20093200
because gura is actually cute and funny

>>20093110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB2ZhjEZD0E

>>20090653
My biggest concern is that Cove hire's a bunch of guys that literally just does the same shit the girls do. I really hope they hire males with talents that are hard to find from girls.

If they end up playing the same games, having the same hobbies, not more competitive than the girls, and put in the same (or even less) hours than the women, while offering nothing different other than the fact they're just dudes, that would be a disappointment .

>>20093162
You would do it anyway.

>>20093200
Because she was the first.

>>20093243
>Vox
>When NijiJP had at least 10 guys who much more successful than the Stars for more than 2 years.
Yeah, sure. We'll see who this will work out.

>>20093358
how this will work out*

>>20093243
It'a likely they will end up picking someone who is already friends with someone from Myth or VShojo.

If my oshi collab with a dude I'll rip my dick off.

>>20093307
Maybe they could pick a retired esports guy. That certainly would be different.

>>20093358
We'll see. I mean, like I said, I don't want you to be wrong, more's the opposite. Maybe it does work out and we'll get a HomoJP-style of soft segregation.

>>20090653
Male all the male team married in character and irl and I'll reconsider.

>>20092640
There are people that joined hololive with more than 100k subs on roommate accounts and they do worse than gura

>>20093307
I hope Cover takes into consideration guys that aren’t technically streamers to hire. If they were to base their hiring on Myth’s success they’d have to realize that only 1 of the 5 were actually full time streamers before Hololive. This would also give the element of surprise and potential new grounds for males vs the current male streamer landscape.

Just get someone who is expert in given field(s) and audience will roll in.
be it fit guy, tech guy, regular or e-sports or a motherfucking great-sage level weeb.
views guaranteed

>>20093525
I mean Gura’s subs Pre-Hololive we’re almost a million so not really comparable.

I expect and fear cringe pandering because they're not interesting enough to carve out their own niche.

Life Advice Dad and Work-OutCHAD who "works out" with his chat.

I'm more curious to see if people will actually watch these guys or only realize they exist in collabs, if they all lose to only Vox people wll shitpost day and night

>>20093525
The first time I heard Gura's voice was during a presidential election.

>>20093619
i hope won't fuck this up and hire myth tier chuubas

>male like dakooters
>real rapper not cringe weeb rap
>artist like ina/sana
>washed up esports player
>random female that will voice a shota

>>20093468
This will happen by default with any Hololive-only event. Minecraft server? They'll have their own. No way they'll be allowed in the linked server, and the most that could happen is a new, EN-only server. Mario Kart tournaments? Also no StarsEN. They'll definitely not be part of Holofes, and I might be forgetting about other Hololive events but they'll definitely not be part of. And while collabs with HoloEN will definitely happen I still think you're exaggerating that it'll become exactly like NijiEN. They had since December of 2019 to change this but things barely changed.

>>20092353
>fujo is not a thing here
Every single fanfiction website proves you wrong.

>>20091634
minecraft is dead unless they solo it or make another server
the girls are fucking retarded and dont understand that they ate its lifespan
all of them played minecraft constantly and accomplished everything that every server needs
there is nothing left to do besides make pretty things
ok for a chatting stream, but completely lame outside of that

but even before then,
the people who make it into holostars are live fans anyway,
so theyd be sick of minecraft at this point too

>>20093461
A talent that can actually win esports tournaments would be great

>>20091755
>They're in a death spiral,
Holostars already hit rock bottom before anon, heck they're currently in upward trajectory

>>20093830
>random female that will voice a shota
This ain't Nijisanji.

>>20090653
will fail themselves and also ruin the Female branch at the same time. hoping for a new EN idol agency to open up to fill the niche again.

>>20090653
>hopes:
entertaining male streamers that were streaming before hololive and never got very big, maybe one hololive fan that can contain their power level
>fears:
only hololive fans that try too hard to act like the female talents or constantly quote them

>>20090653
One of them has to be a deadbeat and one of them has to be a Mori anti from /here/

>>20093916
Niji is a sex-goddess VA in the body of a ripped ikemen, poor Yugo is pretty terribly miscast even if you really want to force a 'woman voicing a man' scenario.

>>20093916
you fags said they will collab with en whores, so for the very least they should put a compromise on that to ease the inevitable pain.

So have the Nijihomos captured the western fujo market or are they all chink fujos like everyone keeps saying?

>>20090653
I hope Damascus gets in
I don't care otherwise

>>20090749
Most likely it will be even worse. Even nijiEN rejects wouldn't apply and rather try again with next NijiEN auditions.
Judging by extremely low applications amount, StarsEN would end up with a bunch of holofags from reddit.

>>20090653
The end of a big part of this hobby, also more retards, fujos and normies to keep ignoring in this board.

>>20094022
both, because the EN market is too small, western women hates anime, they can maybe get the SEAfujos but thats a shit market anyways.

>>20093977
I never said that, and Cover never hired a girl for Holostars. Even Kira, there's a ton of clips of him showing his actual, non-shota voice.

>>20093830
>artist like ina/sana
their level but willing to draw lewds and pinups

>>20093119
That will likely be me.

>>20094104
Mexicans tend to be weeaboos and there are plenty of Asians between USA and CA.

>>20091755
Then I'll just stop watching EN and return to JP only

>>20093959
>Mori timeloop shitposting during collabs
I don't think the world is ready for that type of schizophrenia

>>20094104
the actual solution to this are brotubers eh? nippleEN gonna get mogged hard in the anus

they'll try to copy luxiem some of the girls will get dragged into them like calli and desperate ID leeches

ultimately going to be shit and unpopular unless they manage to bait fujos

>>20094314
I don't think a significant base of western brotuber fans want to watch vtubers desu.

>>20094269
thats what i will do.

>>20093830
>>20094129
Art tutorial videos
> How to draw big juicy tits
> How to draw succulent feet
> Drawing Haachama r18 contest entry on stream

I hope so

>>20094489
Would oshi, aka and member.

>>20093830
Honestly a really good male singer in EN Stars has the potential to mog the girls.

>>20094387
The only thing I can think of is appealing to dudebro anime watchers

>>20093431
Assuming he'll still have one by then

Hoping for a serious software engineer autist who'll code kusoge games on stream

>>20093830
>>male like dakooters
That's a troon, anon.

>>20094129
now i’m hoping neonbeat can make it in

he would actually make a great holostar

>>20092225
This

I don't like it

>>20094712
not the person but the content the tranny puts out, something similar to sen uploads

will he get in?

Calm level headed Guitar bro with a good singing voice , ukulele collabs with Gura

>>20094922
JAY!
HE'S IN!

My biggest fear is that it'll be like Nijimales. ie. way too fucking popular, pandering to fujos and gays, forcing collabs with the girls, etc.

Most important thing is the entire gen needs to be full of guys with real raw talent in some area, otherwise just scrap the project and don't bother.
Don't push out 5 random basement dwelling gamers who're just going to make "GOT EM" jokes and be obnoxiously homosexual on stream. Let the nijis corner the market on faggots we don't need that

>>20091581
That sounds cool actually, he could be playing old SvR games and even do match watchalongs

>>20094916
Based

>>20095021
Funny, they got the crap market until they cannibalize themselves with another 20 males 69ing themselves on stream.

>>20095021
>Most important thing is the entire gen needs to be full of guys with real raw talent in some area, otherwise just scrap the project and don't bother.

I mean that’s why Yagoo is only looking for guys who want to be Stars after all.

like a deal under the water they already have vox akuma with " australian accent " mark my words

>>20090706
Stop shiting on Mori.

Whoever they hire, I hope for their own sake they understand they're going to have to build their audience from the ground and can't expect to have access to the instant audience successive gens of Hololive have.

>>20094387
A good example is Luca from NijiEN. Total bro, great numbers when pandering to fujos, charming, good at games.

Plays MGR one day. His numbers for that stream tank. OK, fujos have no interest in games with this sort of male appeal and don't care for displays of vidya skill. But the supposed 'brotuber' audience that ought to turn up for a stream like this never showed. Luca pretty much checks every box from the brotuber list and is a good streamer period, so the silence was pretty telling.

>>20095229
>Plays MGR one day. His numbers for that stream tank.
he had very good numbers at the start but was worse at the game than Pomu was. the last hour of his stream was just the senator boss fight. at least Pomu made cute noises durign the whole time.

>>20095229
he keeps saying POG though but otherwise, I agree

>>20095229
Sonny had that issue, too. Face it, there is no brotuber audience.

>>20095229
guys looking for bro streamers won't watch NijiEN at all because they'd instantly get turned off by all the forced homosexuality you have to wade through to land on a good non gay stream

>>20095331
pewdiepie was a vtuber

>>20090653
>Fears
Inclusion of males will destroy Hololive vibe.
>expectations?
Inclusion of males will destroy Hololive vibe.

>>20095021
What, you don't enjoy hearing "DEEZ NUTS" every 5 seconds?

>>20095351
pewdiepie IS for faggots though. And 12 year olds

I just want a bunch of bro streamers who would be willing to talk hoop or football with chat. GODDAMIT YAGOO! JUST GIVE INSIDE THE NBA HOLO EDITION AND PUT THEM ON FUCKING TUESDAYS!!! JUST SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO TOLERATE DWADES TRANNY ENABLING ASS!!!

>>20095456
aren't we all just parasocial faggots on 4chan?

>>20094047
Where can you check how many have applied?

>>20095464
There's probably only 2 people who watch vtubers and watch ball in the world and we're both right here no homo

>>20095464
You know, there are regular youtubers for that. If you're not wanting to fuck them/imagine that they're your BF, what's it matter if they don't do it behind an anime puppet?

>>20095229
I said from the beginning that this industry is about anime waifus/husbandos that you can interact with. People are delusional if they think otherwise.

>>20093576
I think Cover really doesn't do streamer hires though except for yeah, Ame and Bae is like a shot in the dark for them

>>20095590
why the fuck i'm seeing these kinds of post, fucking trannies and fujos are a mistake

>>20095617
what's wrong with ame and bae?

Hoping for someone that's like Luca in NijiEN without all the pog. Want to say Sonny is like that too but haven't seen enough of him.

>>20095590
I know, and I watch em too. I just think that having a vtuber avatar might actually create a better show. The problem with 3d streamers, whether male or female is that your basically having to play yourself. There was an anon who wrote a long ass post about how fleshtubers have to always comment on everything and take sides (politics, social issues, etc) because their actual people and silence would be taken as them agreeing or disagreeing with something. Vtubers are exempt from that (e.g. Nina who was pretty much a leftoid but cooled down once she became a part of a corpo or even Kiara).

>>20095491
Yes but the keyword here is parasocial.

As long as it doesn't become like the insufferable vshojo garbage of mouse parading her bf around for cucks to enjoy and now nyan with what ever the fuck queer music fag shes sucking up too shit, im ok with it. The niji males ruin every colab they touch as well. I wont watch them colab with the EN girls who definitely will fuck this up

>>20095805
>faggy voice
I think cover will unironically close down because of that

>>20095456
>pewdiepie IS for faggots though. And 12 year olds
anon that was 8 years ago. most of his audience can legally buy alcohol now. updated your mental calendar.

>>20092895
>Men being socially retarded ? Absolutely repulsive, failures
lol
lmao

>Fears
Gay
>Expectations
Gay

>>20095752
No I meant Ame was the only "streamer" hire, and I guess Bae as well but Bae has her voice acting and singing to boot

>>20096035
its over friend, trannies won. Fucking globohomo, i really hope russia takes over the west

>>20091812
I'm better than the hologirls Idk if that's your bar

A good friend of mine applied to this so my expectation is that he is accepted :)

>>20096075
This. I'm rooting for "the bad guys" in ww3

>>20096060
wdym streamer hire? didn't the others also stream before hololive?

I'm now wondering if a harem vtuber would work. He doesn't collab with any actual hololive sluts, he has his own sluts that he parades around and are attached and made for him. If they eventually get popular enough they can be granted their own streams, otherwise they just exist parasocially.
This way no one has to get their fee-fees hurt, the sexual banter and tension can exist, and he can compare the dirty oshis to his pure waifu slaves.

Will starsEN also get a Canadian Gook?

>>20096075
>i really hope russia takes over the west
with what? their tank column that ran out of gas halfway?

>>20096075
>>20096119
why isn't there an audience for a straight masculine chuuba i fucking hate this stupid culture

>>20096124
Yes, they did. They all streamed to some extent, and I think only Kiara and Mori didn't have prior vtubing experience.

>>20096196
NijiJP but the retarded corp only hired basedboys in the overseas branch

>>20090653
>fears
they won't cater to fujoshi
>expectations
they cater to fujoshi
men are only good to be eyecandy, all of them will belong to us

Red Sea Prince
Earthbender
Kaeya from Genshin
Actual unicorn
Monsters Inc Sully

You didn't heard it from me

>>20096331
That is weirdly specific

>>20092230
Are we still following this retarded logic after the fucking Luxiem debut provided hard evidence that it was objectively false?

>>20096246
wash yer vag

>>20096233
Fuck me my Nihongo isn't jouzu enough

Takahata101
PurpleeyesWTF
LittleKuriboh
MasakoX
Lanipator
Search your heart. You know it to be true.

>>20096246
Can you at least leave room for a proper trap? I'm talking dresses and twintails and shorter than most women. I would absolutely member to a trap that pandered properly to straight men's domination fantasies.

>>20096331
put me in the screencap ame

>>20096427
I'll launch the nukes myself if true

>>20096375
Hard evidence of what? If you’re a dude and have talent as a streamer, becoming a vtuber means hardlocking yourself to pandering to fujos and faggots. Why would anyone in their right minds want to do that?

>>20096375
Luxiem and Noctyx are absolutely not normal male streamers. In fact there's a pretty big correlation where the most normal NijiEN males get less numbers than the ones who go ham on their fujo niche.

>>20094916
He lacks self awareness and all, but honestly I was hoping for way worse considering what site the screenshot is from.

>>20096428
There's no room for trap culture in western chuubing. The troons would try to cancel it. They already say trap is transphobic. You'll just have to do your JP reps.

>>20096620
The same troons that tried to cancel IRyS but failed miserably?

>>20096620
>click on image
>instantly hard
I guess I'll be doing my reps alright. Goddamn it...

I'm gonna fuck your oshi, anon.
JP, ID, EN...doesn't matter. She'll get the cock.

>>20096124
Yeah but that's not the only thing they got, hence not a "streamer" hire. A former idol, artists, all of that shit.

I hope E;R makes it!

>>20096620
>trannies ruin yet another thing again
I just want anime sissies, why is this so fucking hard.
>>20096731
I'm out of the loop, why would trannies try to cancel IRyS? She's a sweetheart.

>>20094916
He's in

>>20096060
>>20096810
Not to mention it’s easier to teach someone talented in something else how to stream vs teaching a streamer a new talent.

>>20096731
>troons that tried to cancel IRyS
did they?
qrd?

>>20096810
what did sana do though?

>>20096866
>>20096980
She said she likes traps. That's about it. Troons got mad on twitter but everyone mocked them. This discussion came back recently with the whole thing about Rushia because some EOP mad about it made a stupid take saying that IRyS should've been fired for being "transphobic". They were also mocked.

>>20090653
They're going to get a bunch of plain and inoffensive dudes and maybe one will be charismatic and naturally entertaining. His success will hinge entirely on how they handle collabs, like if he'll be bold enough to talk to the girls on Twitter pre debut.

>>20096866
>I'm out of the loop, why would trannies try to cancel IRyS? She's a sweetheart.
She's also pretty based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke59CC3gBA0&t=11186s
Not certain if the campaign the other anon referred to has anything to do with this though, as I don't follow leddit and birdsite drama because I value my brain cells.

>>20097092
lmao
IRySoBased...

>still so much editing and recording that needs to get done for my audition
>no end to work in sight
If you had to guess how much time I have left to get this audition in based on the announcement of EN girl applications to premier, what would you give me? I know I could always apply for second gen, but I’m worried the bar will be raised so high at that point I will have effectively missed my chance

>>20097021
Troons get mocked, all is right in the world

>>20097129
you'll probably just another fag thats gonna be homosexual and say pog every second judging by your pic

>>20097129
as if we would help you get close to our oshis you freak

>>20096980
>Underage
>Made a list of chuubas to cancel with a reason for each
>Only Niji and Holo because of course they don’t know shit about vtubing
>75% of the chuuba are canceled because of lolicon or shota stuff
>still miss half of the lolicons from hololive
>Suisei is canceled for shota, because of course they don’t know what shonen is
>Irys is canceled for saying the word "trap" one time on stream while talking about a character she likes
>Most ridiculous reason was something like "anti-self diagnose". Like the guy just said go see a doctor to diagnose your mental illness
>The only serious accusation is a Niji who supposedly was beating his ex-girlfriend but even that was debunked
>The guy get dog piled on twitter
>delete his account in less than 24h after initial tweet

>>20097092
>'that fricking gypsy!'
>hard pause right after, like she's thinking about what she said
>triples down
>one cuck in chat going 't-that's not PC...'
Amazing. I mean I already liked her but I missed this moment.

>>20096731
>cancel IRyS
She's one of the sweetest no-drama ones around. Why pick on her of all people?

>>20097092
>>20097301
Desire to switch oshis to IRyS intensifies each day

>>20093110
Who would've been his oshi

>>20097014
An artist.. the same level Ina is. She just doesn't draw much as Sana

>>20097329
it was an underaged vtweeter trying to get attention on twitter as is standard procedure there.

>>20096032
It's true though?

>>20097204
Pls no bulli
>>20097242
Buddy, if you think I’m looking to get in it for the girls, you couldn’t be further from the truth. Hell, I want to avoid collabs like the plague, because I want to grow my brand on my own talents and I know not to trifle with another man’s oshi. I just want to sing and draw and play video games, and I want the time and money to be able to continue pro singing lessons so I can get better. To fucking hell with the girls, I just want to be the best me I can be

>>20097092
Holy based

>>20096124

Ame (besides maybe Baelz?) was the only one who really indulged in streaming for years. The rest of ENs streaming experience isn't that long at all but they did do other things

Fears?
Faggots /here/ will seethe
Expectation?
Faggots /here/ will seethe

Humor me: what if all the EN girls, not just Mori and Bae, actually WANT to collab even once with the new boys? Like, the girls state they want to try a collab at least once? What would your reactions be?

>>20097389
the yakuza dragon ;__;

>>20097092
Based

>>20097933
I'd abandon my membership.

If I make it I'm gunna call for trannies and furries to be gassed on my 1st stream

>>20097933
I’m not against it on principle, but it would take a kind of decorum that EN girls almost certainly lack. I remember a fubu and Oga collab I once saw, I was astounded by how completely polite and utterly asexual it was. That’s Japanese professionalism for ya; somehow I doubt that EN girls have that kind of tact

There's several hologirls I'd like to fuck but I know better than to even try to use this as a way to get close to them. Id just want the gig for the money and self esteem boost

>>20098105
>how completely polite and utterly asexual it was. That’s Japanese professionalism for ya;
this is why StarsEN will never officially become a thing and Cover will make an announcement that no talent met their standards. western male "humor" is nothing by pee pee poo poo.

>>20096858
Is that nigga even alive still

>>20098166
preach brother, i need that hopium

>>20090653
>Fear
menhera, yabs, drama, etc
>Expectations
sexy anime fanservice.

I reread the announcement, and it got me thinking: since it's functionally similar to the "Open Auditions" announcement from late December, there's technically no hard confirmation that they're even actually gonna debut at all, much less in the expected timeframe of six month's time.

We'll only know either of the auditions got enough people or work as assumed when a 3rd EN gen debut gets announced mid-June to early July, six months after the December announcement.

>>20097092
I don't get it. Sounds like normal non-controversial statement about gypsies. Yes, I am european.

>>20098166
This is the best case scenario. Unfortunately, I'm not optimistic.

>>20097092
>Doubles down
Based as usual, I see

>>20096428
Okay, fair. I love traps. Men love them because they can dominate them and women love them because they're cute and gay.

>>20096620
>The troons would try to cancel it.
Life does not revolve around twitter. Their "cancelling" never fucking works and will never work. The only reason why people make it a bigger deal than it is is because you fools keep giving them so much attention. Leave them to their echo chamber, block them, don't talk about them, let them be the irrelevant fake fans that they are. Also since when has any vtubing company actually listened to that group of people and made changes accordingly? Exactly.

>>20097567
Remember that multiple holomembers have confirmed "ambition" is something that they prioritize in an audition. Don't worry too much about making your stuff perfect and good luck.

>>20090978
cover, take notes

>>20090653
Not gonna lie, I'm applying with an idol-like mindset. I know I'm not gonna get in, but I'm still going to try.

>>20091186
Good thing it is not a Holostars audition, but a Male HoloEN audition.

>>20097092
kek the duality

Gypsies are fucking scumbags and literal cave dwellers that will trick you into nonexistent verbal contracts by handing you a fucking leaf and then fucking mugging you because you didn’t “pay for their wares”. Anyone who tries to protect a group like the gypsies with political correctness either just doesn’t know any better or has a legit mental illness

>>20090653
The fact they are calling them hololive males shows just how much a disaster holostars was.

>>20099167
Godspeed, anon. Unfortunately, Cover are comprised of numberfags.

>>20099229
Of course a gypsy is a fucking greyname.

>>20090978
JEWJI BLOGS

>>20099346
wew

>>20099337
Thanks, I will do my best.

>>20090978
>joker

I hope we can at least get someone on the level of fulgur or luca

>>20099490
aside from Vox and Pomu, I've never really watched NijiEN but what's so special about this fulgur guy in the catalog? and qrd on luca if you wouldn't mind

>>20097092
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke59CC3gBA0&t=11186s

Oh shit i was not ready for that.The way she stresses the first syllable on gypsy, the raw vitriol.
IrySoBased

>>20097129
Blogposting on a mongolian basket weaving forum means you’re probably a fag and should be nowhere near our oshis, don’t apply with that lack of mental fortitude

>>20090653
I want a shota

>>20095229
>>20095279
To be fair he played on hard and he had okay numbers that stuck through till the end but yeah vidya will never get same numbers as doing zatsu/BFE for them.

>>20099748
>Luca
>Brotuber and positive energy he just spams POG a lot which can turn some people off but it's whatever
>Fulgur Covid
>He's the most /here/ without being /here/ pic very much related

>>20099748
Fulgur's just a good talker, he's very good at filling air with anecdotes and explaining his interests and has a very strong handle on this community (won't do "can you say this?" requests for SCs, strict rules, not scared to tell people off even if they give him money). He's also very good at getting people talking in collabs and plays off others well.
Luca's very high energy. He does a lot of ironic zoomer humor and lampshades twitch culture a lot but he says a lot of insane shit which is either charming or annoying depending on your sense of humor. Also kind of a dope but really good at games and pretty good social awareness.

>>20099933
>>20099954
thanks anon I think I will stop being a holobrony now and embrace unity

>>20096331
>Merak
R-Reine?

>>20094489
>>20094559
i drew this the other day, am i good enough to be a homostar?

>>20099490
So either gay (fudanshi) or gay (European)

>>20100154
Only if you consider australia part of europe

>>20100038
Bonus points if you like watching Vox be bullied, the smash collab between Vox and Fulgur was a gold mine
>Fulgur calls him a closet homosexual who's parents disowned him
>wipes the fucking floor with Vox
>Pauses randomly mid stream to talk about euthanasia and how he wanted to get euthanized in the past
>continues beating the shit out of Vox to the point Vox just goes quiet

>>20100108
I appreciate the art anon, do you have a twitter or pixiv account?

>>20099793
It’s not blog posting if you’re asking for advice anon, take your meds

>>20090653
Fears: fujobait who can't sing or draw.
Expectations: fujobait who can sing and/or draw, and some kind of JRPG mascot thing for the furries.

>>20100187
Anonchama...

>>20099748
I can't say much about Fulgur since he just debuted a couple weeks ago but from what I've seen he's very charismatic and can talk about interesting subjects for hours on end. He's also very straight forward and can set boundaries well enough to keep chat under a reasonable level of control. Luca is a happy-go-lucky idiot who never fails to put a smile on your face. And he can troll others with a very good trap voice.

>>20091376
What if Max Landis auditions and gets in...

>>20100261
https://twitter.com/jaynessly

my productivity is kinda ass tho, shit posting too much in FGC twitter and on here

As a lover of bad art I am unironically excited for this to suck as much as possible, I love cringing until my face numb

>>20093726
current holostars members have tried those two things already and it didn't really work.

Honestly even in this thread alone basically no one is talking about what would make them actually watch a holostar, just hypothetical objective pros in a male vtuber and things they'd absolutely want to avoid.

They're probably dead in the water even if they manage to pick up 5 amazingly talented guys that blow all of the NijiEN boys out of the water in ability.

>>20100803
To be fair Cover did the HolostarsJP dirty, segregated their asses for so long and then when Cover tried to ''save'' them it was too fucking late at least the boys have their small loyal fan base cause God damn my only wish is that Cover doesn't throw the Holostars EN under the fucking and I don't mean hur dur le gurl collabs I mean fucking back them up and give them exposure.

>>20100803
Never know if it resonates better in the west.

>>20100926
>They're probably dead in the water
/vt/ was wrong about males then and will be wrong about males now. starsen will be a massive success just off branding alone.

>>20092035
>FFE: Father Figure Experience
Imagine.

>>20101154
I never had a father...
I need this

>>20101154
I.....I would unironically really enjoy this. If he can pull it off well I would absolutely watch him.

>>20101203(me)
>>20101264
would you call me daddy?

>>20101154
Isn't that exactly the same as >>20093726

>>20101203
>>20101264
Don't do it anon. Some fuccboi that probably looks like a twig hitting on your oshi is whatever, but imagine your oshi having a crush on your dad. Women's daddy issues are much worse than men's daddy issues

>>20101154
>>FFE: Father Figure Experience
Already exists.
https://www.twitch.tv/bestdadtuber

>>20101154
that's just aruran

>>20101545
I used to watch incest hentai all the time...
I wouldn't really mind

>>20101154
there's one thread already >>20089871

>>20100932
>segregated their asses for so long
It was 6 months. At this point it's almost a sixth of their overall existence. Since December 2nd of 2019 they could collab with the girls and that didn't happen. Cover fucked up at the beginning, sure, but right now they get the exact same treatment the girls have with 3D, their own ONA, own concert, sponsor and all that shit. They even shill them on both the official twitter and the EN twitter. In recent times Cover did everything they could for the Stars, it's not their fault that people don't give a fuck about them. The only thing they haven't done is forced collabs, but considering how little they gain from normal collabs with the girls even this won't work.

>>20102096
>womanchild twitter shitposting alcoholic
>father

>>20100108
Yes

>>20100108
Please apply