/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm in love with Mori

https://files.catbox.moe/fehs8o.mp3

I love bratty dom Gura

>>1965868
TOO LATE
*crushes door*

Post yfw when you're a good boy who didn't read it

I love Ina!

i actually do hope gura got a song in this robot anime.

Hey friend!

>>1965853
https://twitter.com/SunsetSkyline1/status/1375517654732173314

I love Friend!

Is it wrong that I hope this yab forces Mori to stop taking freelance? I don't give a fuck about her "extended universe" like the /morig/ guys do I just want Mori content nothing else.

MORI LOVE!

>>1965916
Same.
I also missed the Deutsch stream and am looking forward to the torrent.

>>1965931
ogey

>>1965919
I love Gura

i hope you guys are happy that you got Mori a 2 week suspension

The Google doc is a nothing burger and nothing will come of this

You fuckers are mising Marine's efforts to get into miko's pants right fucking NOW, what is your pathetic excuse?

>>1965941
>>1965944
The duality

>>1965931
I don't care about what you hope for, but you're a fucking retard if you think this will have any effect on her at all.

>Polka playing borestor blunder
I sleep

shuba shuba shuba

based dog retweeting things
https://twitter.com/kuruwanchan/status/1376017793737392133

Watching Marine and Miko play through Tokimeki Memorial 2, vowing to finish the game this stream. However the catch is both these ladies will be pranking each other during this off collab event, pulling off embarassing and hilarious tricks that their viewers suggested. It's going to be an amazing stream filled with gut busting laughs and tons of screaming so I highly recommend you catch it.
While Noel's still getting her ass kicked by a giant spear wielding, bomb chucking, tongue lashing frog in Nioh.
While Pekora traversing anothere tower in order to go save the world as the Luminary in DQXI.
While in 10 minutes, Subaru's back at it again on her kusoge journey through weather and pain as she starts up Raw Danger 2 once more.
While in 10 minutes, It's Polka's turn to pick up a weapon and beat the shit out of monsters as after playing the Monster Hunter theme on kazoo earlier, she's now ready to play the game that's taking Hololive by storm. Let's hope for some Hunting Horn Polka.
So friends, where we at?

They've been streaming 45 minutes and have just started the game.

What was that Google Doc even for?

>>1965947
I don't speak Japanese

>>1965929
>she-ra
like pottery

So, /hlgg/, what did you learn from the Google Doc Incident?

First Mori turns Gura into a slut, then she makes Homobeggers bother Kiara, now she fucking has me on a Cover's assassins' list... THIS WOMAN IS RUINING MY LIFE

>>1965947
Listening to the (fixed) Gura asmr again

Mori already gave the log of emails to her fishing friend Reine so she can take care of the...pest problem.

You've been warned.

t.Cover employee.

>>1965952
Aniki..

>>1965917
SHE JUST FUCKING ATE ME

>>1965956
Right here Ayamefriend!
Watching Noel try her best to beat the giant Frenchman!

>>1965931
Other Holos leaked yabai-ed their desktop and phone screen all the time.
Aqua's done it so many times nobody even mention it anymore

>>1965956
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Nakadashi Ayame. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses and molest her horns. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant, then triple pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Nakiri Ayamommy as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of oni milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. She would become the queen of all Onis by virtue of simply being the matriarch of an entire kingdom's worth of a population. I will literally become immortal for Ayame so that we can literally never stop being hopelessly in love and having children. When interplanetary travel is normalized we will leverage our massive family wealth with our thousands of children's successful business ventures to buy an entire planet. Me and Ayame will live in endless hedonistic ecstasy knowing that at any moment no laws or social boundaries exist on our new home world that prevent us from embracing each other on the spot until we pass out. Legends of our endless love for eachother will spread and we will become the new Adam and Eve to a thousand primitive planets. Our interstellar travels and our children's interstellar travels and the tales that are brought along will propagate the entire universe. Ayame and I will become the universal religion.

>>1965947
I'm waiting for them to actually start the game.

>>1965947
im watching
Miko just said ogeyy

>>1965947
I'm watching Noel getting wrekt by ninja toad.

>>1965951
I don't think it will do anything I just hope it will

>>1965919
Based.

>>1965963
About the adventures of Shion of other funny cunnys

>>1965826
>Put his address on craiglist
>Send him disgusting shit in the mail
That's the best I can think of.

I had friends come over for the first time in months today... what did I miss, bros?

F*XK FROGS!

http://poal.me/nlkbck
http://poal.me/nlkbck
http://poal.me/nlkbck

EN oshi time

Dox aside, today was fun.

>>1965963
there are people who are far more retarded and egotistical than I am.

I'm sorry anons for I am weak
Please keep cheering on Noel for me...

What fucking doc, what did I miss? Jesus, you skip coming to this shithole one fucking day and you miss so much stuff. I guess this is what they meant by ''you're here forever''

>>1965963
All the places cunny can go.

>>1965963
By the time I got here at that was left was the title, so nothing at all

>>1965924
H-hey.. m-me too!!!

>>1965996
Nice of you to include that Gen 2 girl that only had her debut stream

>>1965976
That's because there's nothing fucking yabai about her desktop because even a retard knows enough to only keep the things she absolutely need and no personal shit.

>>1966006

>>1965929
"Based." Now I'm looking forward to it.

>>1965960
Literally just lyrics for a song that's apparently already released. Nothing important

>>1965963
I guess >we learned not to do it again. Fucked if I know what >we did.

>>1965963
that /hlgg/ is worse than reddit

>>1965901
I hate that one of the fucking Chanology larpers convinced me to bring an anonymous mask to Washington, D.C. back in fucking 2014 to try and be a rebel on a senior trip
I think I fucking burned the pictures but if not, there's a picture out there of a fucking nerd in a Fawkes mask at the Vietnam memorial because "get it, V like Vendetta" and I want to fucking die

>>1965976
No I know that but still I can have hope. I'd rather she stop running herself ragged on random bullshit that won't be shown on her channel

>>1965956
Right here, Ayamebro! Waiting for Polka to start hunting monstars

>>1965963
I'm sorry for rewinding and posting the screenshot....

>>1965956
Here watching Miko and Marine, friend!

>>1965931
When someone starts a sentence with 'Is it wrong if', I pray they either kill themselves, or they come to their own moral determination without having to cravenly seek a consensus

I miss Ame...

THIS IS THE RUN

UUUOOOHHHHHHHHHH
EROI EROI
GURA CUTE AND FUNNY

>>1965938
>I also missed the Deutsch stream and am looking forward to the torrent.
Already posted, check the archive of last thread because the post got deleted within a minute.

>>1965995
Man, it always amazes me how many good things and how many bad things they managed to shove into a single design like that.

>>1965996
fellow Teamates are in 5 day hibernation

>>1965987
That was very specific

>>1966002
Its a nothing burger that showed that /hlgg/ is okay with containment breachers.

>>1965987
I'm not normally a sub, but this is very hot.

>>1966035
FUCK OFF.

>>1965931
I fucking hate you people and I unironically hope you kill yourself anon. Seriously neck yourself.

>>1965963
Use a different browser for private and work stuff

>>1965759

Where were you when keks were being written?

>>1966002
Both a newfag and a retard. Go back

>tune into Noel
>can't understand shit
>tune into Marine/Miko
>can't understand shit
Maybe I should start learning japanese...

KORONE, UNPRIVATE YOUR TOKIMEMO STREAM PLEASE. I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS.
ALSO TELL GURA TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HER PLAYLIST TAB. IT'S THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE ZUR PAARUNG ZWINGEN ICH MÖCHTE AN ZOOMBRAP SCHNÜFFELN ICH MÖCHTE AN IHREN NÄHTEN SCHNÜFFELN ICH MÖCHTE OLLIES VERROTTENDE FLEISCHRESTE ESSEN ICH MÖCHTE NEUE KÖRPERTEILE FÜR OLLIE FINDEN, WENN DIE ALTEN AUSEINANDERFALLEN ICH MÖCHTE OLLIE MEINE BLUTGRUPPE O+ GEBEN, DAMIT SIE DIE KÖRPERTEILTRANSPLANTATION ÜBERLEBEN KANN ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE ZWINGEN MIT MIR ZU SPIELEN ICH MÖCHTE TEILE VON ZOOMBIE ABNEHMEN, DAMIT ICH IHR EIN GESCHWISTERCHEN MACHEN KANN ICH MÖCHTE OLLIE MIT EINER . 44 MAGNUM ERSCHIESSEN ICH MÖCHTE IN IHRER GALLE BADEN ICH MÖCHTE ZOMBIES ZÄHNE PUTZEN ICH MÖCHTE DAS BLUT VON ZOOMBIE ABWISCHEN UND ES TRINKEN ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHRER ZUNGE EINWICKELT UND MICH VERPRÜGELT ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE SICH AUF MICH STÜRZT ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MIR INS OHR SCHREIT UND MICH DURCH EIN HAUS JAGT ICH WILL ZOOMBIE MIT EINEM VIRUS INFIZIEREN UND ZUSEHEN, WIE ER MUTIERT ICH WILL ZOOMBIE IN DIE RIPPEN SCHLAGEN ICH WILL VON ZOOMBIE ZERQUETSCHT WERDEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE AUF MEINEM GESICHT SITZT ICH WILL ZOOMBIE MIT EINEM MOLOTOW-COCKTAIL ANZÜNDEN ICH WILL EINEN AUTOALARM AUSLÖSEN, UM EINE HORDE ZOOMBIES ZU RUFEN ICH WILL EINE HORDE ZOOMBIES HERBEIRUFEN. ICH WILL ZOOMBIE-PISSE TRINKEN. ICH WILL ZOOMBIE BADEN. ICH WILL EINE STATUE FÜR ZOOMBIE ERRICHTEN. ICH WILL DIE KEULEN AUS ZOOMBIES MUSCHI FRESSEN. ICH WILL ES MIT ZOOMBIES PISSE ZEIGEN. ICH WILL SIE VERPRÜGELN, WEIL SIE EINEN ANDEREN MANN ANSIEHT. ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE LANGSAM MEINE GLIEDMASSEN MIT EINEM BLEISTIFT ENTFERNT. ICH WILL OLLIE SO HART SCHLAGEN, DASS IHRE GLIEDMASSEN ABFALLEN. ICH WILL LANGSAM IHRE NÄHTE ENTFERNEN. ICH WILL EINEN WEG SUCHEN, ZOOMBIE WIEDERZUBELEBEN. ICH WILL ZOOMBIE KLONEN UND IHRE KLONE BENUTZEN, UM DIE WELT ZU ÜBERNEHMEN. ICH MÖCHTE EINEN HAUFEN ROBOTER ERSCHAFFEN, GEGEN DIE ZOOMBIE-KLONE KÄMPFEN KÖNNEN ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE IN DER MISSIONARSSTELLUNG FICKEN ICH MÖCHTE TIERISCHEN SEX MIT ZOOMBIE HABEN ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE LEBENDIG BEGRABEN UND SIE DANN AUSGRABEN ICH MÖCHTE EINE FAMILIE MIT ZOOMBIE GRÜNDEN ICH MÖCHTE EIN NETTES ISLAMISCHES LEBEN MIT ZOOMBIE FÜHREN, ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIE MIT IHRER EIGENEN MUTTER BETRÜGEN UND ZOOMBIE ZWINGEN ZUZUSEHEN, ICH MÖCHTE ZOOMBIES HÄNDE WASCHEN, ICH MÖCHTE IHR EIN NEUES HAUS BAUEN, ICH MÖCHTE MIT ZOOMBIE DIE GRENZE ÜBERQUEREN, ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN ERWÜRGT, ICH MÖCHTE, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH EINEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT IHREN SCHENKELN WÜRGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH MIT ZOOMBIE IN DIE TURNHALLE BRINGT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MEINE OHREN ISST UND DANN "ARA ARA" FLÜSTERT ICH WILL VON ZOOMBIES VERFAULTEN SCHENKELN GEWÜRGT WERDEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MICH HOCHHEBT UND AUF DEN BODEN KNALLT ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE SCHREIT, WÄHREND ER SCHLAGZEUG SPIELT ICH WILL EINE APOKALYPSE ÜBERLEBEN ICH WILL POG- ICH WILL ZOOMBIE IN DEN BOSTON CRAB STECKEN UND SIE DAZU BRINGEN, ABZUKLOPFEN ICH WILL ZOOMBIE MIT ZOOMBIE EINEN DEUTSCHEN SUPLEX MACHEN ICH WILL ZOOMBIE VON EINEM 8-STÖCKIGEN GEBÄUDE AUF EINEN BRENNENDEN TISCH WERFEN ICH WILL EINEN WURM AUS ZOOMBIES ARSCHLOCH ESSEN ICH WILL, DASS ZOOMBIE MEIN GEHIRN UND MEINEN SCHWANZ ISST, DAMIT ICH KOOMBIE KANN

>>1965963
I learned that some anons like to think everyone in the thread is a collective except for themselves like this fag >>1966019

>>1966019
Nothing new, really.

>>1966047
Sorry I'm actually 5 seconds in the future so I knew she died already, I was actually talking about this run.

Miss on Hololive for one day and a GurIna watchalong gets announced

https://streamable.com/16pmlb
How many oshis?

>>1965931
You have already posted this shit in three threads faggot. Kys

>>1965963
If you're gonna containment breach on stream make sure you know what the fuck you're doing and cover your bases

>>1965963
Some people here are just as bad as R*****, D******, T******, and F*******

>>1966020
its called "chuunibyou" because byou means sickness

>>1966016
And Calliope owned the document?

>>1966067
>sponsored
>main character is basically genderbent HER
fuck trigger and Funi

Ina has been my oshis since day one, but Gura and Ame can be just soo damn cute sometimes. Then the other two demons have their moments sometimes. What do I do?

>Next meme
>No next meme
S-sugoi...

>>1965963
That the anons of /hlgg/ are a bunch of hypocrites. So much for hating on containment breachers

What difficulty is Noel playing on?

>>1965963
I didn't learn anything. I always knew this place was a shithole and this just confirmed it. Whatever this will be forgotten soon enough anyways so who cares?

>>1965963
If I ever find out where anon lives he's getting a molotov through the front window

>>1965924
Ame too!

Post cunny

>>1966082
Drop ina permanently.

You fags are really mad over this?

>>1966068
>oshis
disgusting

>>1966020
I'm grateful that younger me apparently had the sense to not breach containment irl

>>1965963
That I need to leave this board

>>1966020
This really isn't something you should be admitting to. Better to just let it be forgotten forever.

>>1966086
Is it even a containment breach if only this place knows about it?

>>1966082
Here's a secret anon. you can have more than 1 oshis.

>>1965931
>Is it wrong that I hope this yab forces Mori to sto...
yes

Do NOT post cunny

>>1966080
Don't ruin this for me anon, been wanting to see them collab again for months...

>>1966082
You can only have one oshi
But it's ok to like everyone in different ways.

>>1965986
And I hope you'll eat a blast of buckshot, but looks like we're both destined to be disappointed

So how long will the SEAniggers play around with the "containment breakers, you're worse than reddit!!11!" bait before they get bored and go back to chimkin?

>>1966075
What the fuck did Doomguy ever do to you

>>1966087
>difficulty

>>1966096
Okay

>>1965963
Doxxbeats gonna doxxbeat and Mori is Doxxbeat prime.

>>1965931
It's some graffiti on a public google doc, nothing's going to happen.

>>1966082
Become an UNITYchad through and through. You can still keep ONE(1)(UNO) oshi though.

>>1966020

>>1966114
No!

>>1965973
it makes me extremely uncomfortable and yet i can't stop listening.

>>1966067
>Kiara going hard on the Takamori train
>Mori has an actual yab and people here shitpost hard enough to cause the video to go private and the documents involved deleted
>Ina mentions two watchalongs next week (YC and another) which turns out to be a GurIna gridman promotion on Gura's channel. Also stops her watchalong to gush about Mori for ten minutes.
A weird day to be sure. The only thing I'm left with is maybe Anya isn't collabing with Ina next week.

>>1966078
I think it was shared between a few artists

>>1966056
>he didnt start watching hololive back when scatman came out
>he didnt watch japanese only streams for a full year until EN debuted
>he didnt learn more japanes from one year of hololive than 10 years of anime
>he didnt actually give himself google-translate brain from trying to figure out comments and twitter posts, causing him to type and say strange things that an EOP would never actually say, making friends/family/coworkers ask if you're ok when you accidentally say something strange

>>1966119
I give it about 2 days

>>1966109
Eh, you don't know me, I don't know you, in three hours max this won't have existed and we'll meet again for the first time in another thread

>>1966096
>>1966126
Uhhhhhhhhhh, I'm thinkin' based???

>>1966119
>Implying they won't go back to "GURA IS A WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>1966092
Based.

>>1966102
Yes. The fags continue to seethe, they weren't there to have fun

>>1966114

>>1965963
The Luna poster was nice. The dox guys were not nice.

I still don't understand why people think Mori is HERE

>>1966082
Anon, Ina is the biggest UNITY-chad in EN. Just watch the others too, though I don't think you're an actual tako.

>>1966096
I wonder what would happen if someone opened my cellphone and saw a gajillion pics of softcore anime women. What could I even say in that situation

Haha wouldn't that be hilarious?

reminder that the managers are whores
https://files.catbox.moe/8tf1sm.png

>>1966119
Half a thread, then intermittently over the next week until another target pops.

nacho is about to shill her new daughter soon

I came here to laugh at you nanora

>>1966114
Ogey

>>1966110
Whore.

>>1966096
https://files.catbox.moe/xql9q9.jpg

>>1966038
>Those hands

>>1966166
SEX

>>1966166
>[File deleted]
But why?

>>1966159
You could at least lurk a few months before posting then

>>1966166
Me on the right

>>1966120
Too much doomposting spam

>>1966114

>>1966173
am i right that the only source for this image at the moment is stream screencaps?

>Mori
>caring about containment breaches
Pick UNO and only UNO

>>1966068
If I can marry 3 girls in ID, I can have 3 ID girls as my oshi.

>>1966119
2 days unless another yab happens.
Maybe Ina will be a bit lewd in tomorrows ASMR and will switch the hate towards her. Then again, she doesn't even have haters or antis, so I dobut they have much material to work with.

>>1966179

>>1966187
What do the runes say

>>1966192
Yes, she hasn't finished it yet.

>>1966189
Jenma...

>>1966159
Lots of winks and nods to here. Shes done everything short of saying our name

>>1966186
>Schizoposting is being an oldfag
ogey

Would your oshi be proud of what you did today? You did your reps right?

THIS IS THE RUN

Clussy?

>>1966187
I'm assuming that's Miko's stream?

Why the fuck can this decades old game do voice synthesis for custome names but modern games can't do the same shit?

Noel......

>>1966187
What am I even looking at here.

I'm a deadbeat, I hate every other deadbeat

>>1966020
It makes me incredibly sad that that shit was still going on in 2014. My guy ended up in one of the smaller more pathetic gathering pictures that ended up getting memed a bit. Not the NZ one.

Just rose from the dead, what did you fags do to mori?

>>1965980
based

>>1966180
The artist had the premonition of Poochi becoming a mama and wanted to make sure she felt welcome.

>>1966187
Is that a friend request sent? I can only read kana.

>>1966160
Yeah I am one. I just love them all soo much

>>1966224
Cunny fanfic

>>1966166
I want to sexually dominate j-chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1u8BvEhY0
POLKA ORUKA?

>>1966159
t. Mori Calliope

>>1966212
I'd tell her to fuck off cause it's my day off and all I'm gonna do is jerk off and watch grown women pretend to be cartoon characters and talk to other fags who do the same thing.

>>1966148
oh don't worry next ASMR stream as soon as she licks the ear enough for another anon to post something like this it will happen again

>>1965916
She loves us too Deadbeat
https://streamable.com/ao9v2b

Noel you need to block...

>>1966224
SEA raided a google doc she accidentally leaked the link to

>>1966212
I listened to Gura's asmr at least 3 or 4 times today. I feel addicted to her.

>>1965996
If you asked me two days ago it would've been Ame, but I can barely remember her name now...

>>1966195
>J-chan - doc leaked? who gives a shit let's read some of these edits

>>1966217
Because it sounds like shit.

>>1966203
they're having sex RIGHT NOW

>>1966159
Because she's exactly the type of zero OPsec containment-breaking retard that would browse this place.

>>1966159
Be less subtle about your spoon request, onegai.

>>1966221
>>1966203
Supposedly, Miko has Gura on her PS friends list.

>>1966187
Its nice that Miko is friends with Gura

>>1966235
>Did the CC off-stream
Smart

>>1966239
I hope it becomes a weekly thing or at least monthly. It was so lovely.

>>1966020
JESAS and I thought me getting into buying plushies due to their exposure in this site was embarassing

>>1966119
They went from Kiara to Ame to Gura and now to Mori all in the span of 48 hours

>>1966212
I did my art reps

>>1965965
fixed?

>>1966235
Polka oruyo!

>>1966166
The lipstick marks are what really make this image.

https://files.catbox.moe/w437dt.mp4

>>1966239
i legitimately don't understand the humorous appeal of that post

>>1966187
Gura has a ps3???

>>1966160
>Unitychad.
>Haven't collabed with Mori and Gura in months
>Less collabs than all the other members
>Only collabing with Gura because it's a company mandated sponsorship

>>1966002
>Mori ''nigger of nippon'' Calliope shows a google docs link
>retards discover it's a public doc
>edit/delete the hell of it
>now you can't really trust anyone about what was originally in it except for some songs/collabs
that's it man, you didn't miss much.

>>1966263
Audio autist pain stakingly fixed the right ear's issues. Check /ggg/.

>>1966235
Poru?

>>1966020
>tfw figured out how to change the desktop background on the school PCs so I set a bunch of them to a picture of the V for Vendetta speech
Middleschool was fun.

>>1966249
I'm pretty sure that says "Friend request sent" under her name

Wait is Noel pronounced Nole or No El?

>>1966267

>>1966222
Nothing new there. you guys are generally the most dickish and jaded fans here
>>1966224
Nothing serious, she brought it on herself

>>1965963
Did i miss this?

>>1966270
in the djmax stream she mentioned having had one at least, but it didn't sound like she still had it.

>>1966235
>another hammer

Is Polka good enough at games that I'm not gonna get filtered out of sheer rage?

>>1966249
It's Marine's PS3

>>1966286
see
>>1966274

>>1966223
If it makes you feel any better it wasn't really "going on anymore," it was more like a few retards trying to trace the steps of retarded legends of old.
Like how that one movie company tried to revive the old Slenderman shitposting in that movie two years ago.

I'm glad I can finally do my VOD reps for Risu

>>1966203
"furendo[something]soteimasu"

idk kanji yet

>>1966019
No shit anon. Reddit is fucking garbage but at least they don't pull stunts like this.

>>1966283
No-e-ru

>>1966283
No el, I think every place in the world pronounces it this way

>>1965963
the what? I've been away all week what the fuck happened here

>>1966283
Noeru

>>1965987
I want to eat gura

>Polka is a hammer chad
That's, what, 4 Holo's using the hammer now?
Why aren't (You) not using the Hammer?

>>1966187
Gura... accept the request...

>>1965963
Wait, what? Did i miss something?

>this BGM in tokimeki memorial
This sounds really familiar.... isn't this classical music?

I'm pretty sure this is the melody of a Chopin or Debussy piano piece, but I forget the name

>>1966187
Is this her next collab that isn't Anya?

>>1966274
i didnt know people were wondering what it originally was
it was just lyrics to boogievoxx's latest music video

>>1966195
J-chad will appear in a MV of D*******

>>1966159
Risu and Kiara are the only ones to browse regularly, the other IDs and ENs only visit occasionally/once or twice

>>1966268
He flew too close to the sun

>>1966142
>he didnt actually give himself google-translate brain from trying to figure out comments and twitter posts, causing him to type and say strange things that an EOP would never actually say, making friends/family/coworkers ask if you're ok when you accidentally say something strange
Luckily I gave myself that from discovering light novel translations in high school and reading a ton of them every single day for years.

>>1966281
>>1966187
What are chances Gura accepts? What are chances anything actually come out of this?

>>1966270
PSN friends are universal across PS3/PS4/PS5

>>1966268
basically a pornhub type of comment was dropped in the middle of the thread while the ASMR stream was happening, it was funny in the ocean of UOOOOOHHHs and gosling posts

>>1965947
I'm unironically waiting for the subbed clips.

>>1965963
I am not so bad after all

>>1966285
>dickish and jaded fans
Dickish? Perhaps, but Lunaitos strike me as the most jaded fanbase here

NOEL TAKE MY ENERGY

>>1966276
Oh shit thanks chumbro

>>1966300
>>1966302
>>1966304
That's so fucked up, I've been pronouncing it Nole the whole time. Might be an aussie thing.

>>1966306
Because I use charge blade most of the time unless I'm fighting something that is better with blunt. Like farming Shara Ishvalda plates

>>1966273
>Unitychad
Correct.

>>1966166
>That J-chad

>>1966291
>Is Polka good enough at games
probably not.

>>1966309
Mori doxxed herself and Anons got into one of her google docs >>1966102

>>1966114
Watamelon, you have no jurisdiction here beyond prime time hours! AWAY!

>>1966215
Yes

>>1966187
PICK UP THE PHONE GURA

this woman's laughs get to me man.

>>1965963
That /hlgg/ is pretty based.
Sadly, nothing will happens out of that, but the thought of Mori being extremely worried and stressed out of this makes me happy.
The deadbeats seething makes that even better, hopefully they'll be able to deal more damage next time.

I need and expert opinion, can we wxpect HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Marine/Miko today? , knowing each others background?

>>1966312
The friend request wasn't accepted at all anonchama....

>>1966351
t. deadbeat

>>1966326
ah, i see. i completely tuned out of the thread for that stream.

>>1966203
>>1966221
>>1966231
>>1966323
>>1966281
>>1966249
>>1966203
>>1966299
>>1966292
>>1966231
>>1966251
>>1966308
>>1966323
EOP BOARD PLEASE
>What dis
>Gura accept pls
That's a friend request FROM someone named GawrGura

>>1966334
>Might be an aussie thing.
Anon I got some bad news, you were just wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_(given_name)

>>1966306
Can't cut the tail for free carves when solo hunting.

>>1966283
like this
https://youtu.be/Mw0o06Mie3Y?t=15

I'd like to remind you guys that
>it's been over two weeks since the 6th month anniversary stream
>in just a few days, we'll be closer to 7 months than 6 months

Chokel...

>>1965986
It'll just make her hate us more.

>>1966308
>>1966323
Gura probably thinks it is a fake Marine account.

AHHH NOEL USE BLOCK USE KI PULSE GET OUT OF LOW STANCE YOU'RE USING HEAVY ARMOR FOR DODGING AHHHHHH

>>1966351
why are deadbeats like this

>>1966367
Nice filename.

>>1966361
ey faq man, I was just saying it's marines ps3.

>>1966351
Why are SEAniggers like this?

>>1966334
Read the kana to figure out the Japanese pronunciation. All of them have their given names in kana.
Or just paste them into google translate, but it's not like it's hard to learn how to read.

>>1966361
NOOOOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVE BASED ON IGNORANCE

>>1966316
Doubt it.

>>1966329
You know you might be right you'll usually see posts complaining about a collab or whatever and it's usually paired with a pic of luna. Obviously false flaggers can skew that but still

>>1966268
Gura was just saying shit like "I care for you" and "You can relax now" in her scuffed ASMR stream

Everyone was UUUOOOOHHHHHH posting mostly out of courtesy and then that anon went full PornHub with his post as if he were watching a blowjob ASMR or something. Just gave me a giggle.

>>1966361
Thanks for the translation and correction

>>1966353
>Gura is lesbo
she made me and 1000s of men cum during her ASMR stream anon, she knew what she was doing

>>1966382
Sorry, I went in a frenzy and started tagging posts at random.

>>1965963
I'm gonna keep ruining shit and you can't stop me. This isn't your hugbox hivemind where you tell anons to get in line and follow the rules. This is a shithole where anyone can do whatever they want. Go to reddit if you want an organized and well behaved community.

Who's the biggest whore in all of hololive?

>>1966306
Hammer is quite literally a brain dead weapon

>>1966405
(you)r oshi

>>1966344
Oh, so anons just mess up mori's docs to make her look bad?

am chinese

>>1966316
This

>>1966302
Dunno about elsewhere, but in Ireland, Noel is unisex and when it's a male it's pronounced "Nole" and when it's a female it's "No-El"

>>1966379
Is she still getting FROGGE'D? Jesus, does she know about flux and active skills? What weapons are she using by the way?

>>1966020
Mori...

>>1966367
The gen 2 debuts will be here before you know it

>>1966334
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>1966306
Because the Switchaxe exists

>>1966405
Chris.

>>1966255
No way it’s weekly but if it’s monthly like her karaoke streams that’d be nice too. Something else to look forward to every month.

>>1965931
Kys

>>1966405
Christopher Walken

>>1966405
ayame

>>1966080
>main character is basically genderbent HER
wheeeeeeeeeze

>>1966395
>leaving out the licking ear part.
Chumbuds are so fucking fragile. They want to cunnypost but when their oshi does it they go "b-but she's just an innocent girl!"

>>1966102
It was changing constantly. At one point, I saw someone type up a certain old Ame letter.

>>1966362
https://youtu.be/5qErynT0wB0?t=14
Check this Australian guy though

NOEL JUST THROW A BAGUETTE AT THE FROG!

>>1966361
This is 4channel. Every board is an EOP board.

>>1966394
I only say this about Lunaitos because of that one Argentinian Lunaito
>yankee motherfucker

>>1966430
she's actually going to tear off those 3DIO ears one day if we made the deal that she gets to bite our ears all the time

>>1966416
Odachi + spear, stricly low stance, no fux OR ki pulsing properly, not using items and using heavy armor to dodge without set bonuses.

Live now

>Miko Marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br7-BYbYITo
>Choco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uin6LqAVpzg
>Polka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1u8BvEhY0
>Noel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzyPEpWs_o
>Pekora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X6dSuIvTRM
>Subaru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EqyRq_LxCw
>Miko Marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br7-BYbYITo

In 3 hours

>Rushia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5C_KbDGJWI

>Miko Marine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br7-BYbYITo

click the links, any links

>>1966353
>Gura
>lesbo
Anon...

>>1966405
Enma

I was bored so I went through Guras first membership post, "A", and took a look through the comments

Of the 1033 comments, thus mainly original members, 64.3%~ have remained subscribed, or have recently subscribed and posted

156 of these comments were JOPs, of which a surprising 54.5% of which have remained subscribed. That's some loyalty!
Fun fact: Dloow was the 14th post and had a Gura PFP at the time. Brown Neko was the 13th post.
Some fag unironically posted that he discovered Guras karaokes were re-uploaded on youtube and announced he was going F2P. Jesas.

>>1966334
I used to pronounce it Nole before I heard Pekora say it. Also aussie

>>1966416
She's been using Odachi and unga bunga-ing her way through the whole game. She knows about ki pulse but she isn't using it as often as she should.

>>1966440
i'm glad you understand.

>>1966267
That's a cute Ayame

>>1966268
Looking at the screenshot does nothing for me but going back and actually reading everyone's replies has me in tears every fucking time. https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/1930744/#1933845

>>1966440
everyone always knew she was a mesugaki tho, they UOOOOOHHH at everything Gura does anon

>>1966409
It was more to fuck with her than to make her look bad, is my guess.

>>1966416
She plays Nioh like it's dark souls
someone in her chat told her to unlock ki plus dash back in part 1 and that's the only time she's used an upgrade

>>1966306
Switchaxe bettrr

>>1966353
>Anya
>Ina
>Straight
Nobody who is into Fate is straight.

>>1966439
wait a minute... those eyes..

>>1966439
>tfw it's voiced by Gura doing a deep voice

>>1966450
I'm always a little disappointed when you don't fuck it up.

>>1966416
>>1966458
>>1966466
This sounds like Amelia

>>1966040
It will take more if unlucky.
thank god Subverse just launched for me.

>>1966306
Because Great Sword exists.

>>1966452
She likes it too, she just hides it

>>1966464
Which is why it's weird as fuck that chumbuds have to go with the "She's not being lewd" defense

>>1966306
I really want to like it but I actually have no patience and compulsively have to get a hit in after every single monster attack.

>28 unused skill points
AHH MY BRAAAAIN

Polka your weapon...

>>1966468
w-why is that?

I FOUND THE BGM
I knew it sounded familiar, it's memorable cause of the silly name and the intro melody is really simple to understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrdhgWR9Zk
.....It's Debussy's "Golliwog's Cakewalk"

>>1966454
Actually interesting numbers. Fuck dloow, leeching whore.

>>1966351
I feel like we're entering Poe's Law territory with the t.deadbeat thing.

Bros if you opened the doc in incognito, you're safe right?

>>1966468
Ina is straight even if she draws anime women for a living. Trust me, I did my reps.

>>1966454
day 1 chumbud, never leave a single comment on her post until recently

>>1966475
bad, let me enjoy my sleepreps

Are we in burger hours or SEA hours?

>>1966409
More like mess up her docs and made themselves look bad

Why did Ame scald my cock?

https://twitter.com/Sieroo_/status/1375962959483084807

>>1966020
>>1966279
Fuck it, I got inspired by this

>>1966488
what about it

Polka, your sharpening reps...

>>1966483
I still blame Mori for this, she probably made Gura check out Mel's and Noel's roomate ASMRs after the "lewd ASMR" comment she made

>>1966493
Which bgm?

>>1966483
There are some hardcore asmr fags that insist asmr isn't lewd. It's weird.

>>1966488
Do blunt weapons even bounce?

AME CUTE
INA CUTE
GURA CUTE
MORI CUTE
KIARA CUTE

>>1966449
>Odachi + spear
Ok so far
>strictly low stance
weird but i can work with some setups
>no flux OR ki pulsing properly, not using items and using heavy armor to dodge without set bonuses.
JESAS, how the in the fuck has she reached Hanzo playing that way? Just slamming her head on a wall?

>>1966114

Is this Porukas first monhun?

>>1966491
Cause that's how it is, I don't make the rules. If you're into Fate you like both genders at the very least.
>>1966499
NOBODY WHO'S INTO FATE IS STRAIGHT.

>>1966454
Neat! Are you you a member of the other ENs? I'm curious to see what the stats are for them too.

>>1966439
>any character with blue hair and two hairpins is HER

double up on your meds anon

>>1966306
Because there's an unga-er and bunga-er weapon and it's called the greatsword.
I just noticed your double negative but I'm going to pretend you weren't retarded anyway.

MORI, DON'T LOOK

The orange haired "boy" will grow into a titty monster. I've read enough doujins to know she's going to grow up into a cock hungry monster.

>>1966454
profiles and user names are retroactively updated in chats. i expect they are also retroactively updated in comment sections.

>>1966468
Don't make me gay just cause I want Achaa to Caladbolg II my butt you asshole.

>>1966399
So does Noel.

>>1966454
>Listening to scuffed OBS recordings
Sometimes I wish Hololive Sings would go back to doing that, make the poorfags suffer.

URUURU SABISHĪ URUFU DESU
MURI NI DE MO MURETAKUTE TOBITSUITE
MAI TARI FUTTARI TARECHAU SHIPPO
ŌKAMI BURŪSU

>>1966503

Our hour hours

>>1966509
Based

>>1966440
Chumbuds just can't accept that thier oshi is a coomer bait

>>1966513
Tokimeki Memorial 2's daytime BGM, in the Miko/Marine stream

>>1966306
because Hammer is boring and cheap, Just find the head and hit it till it stuns. I prefer to use a Baguette which is a better Hammer

>>1966514
not all is lewd, Gura was doing traditional stuff what surprised me is that she actually did licking and sloppy kisses I expected her to at least not do that stuff out of all the girls.

MORI SLOVE

>>1966530
>I just noticed your double negative
Oh god damn it I just noticed it. This is what I get for staying up late

>>1966187
Wow this sure flips the Gura RRATs around. So Gura has been getting ghosted by her JP senpai this whole time?

I have to confess something since I was buttered up by an anon. I watch Nijisnaji sometimes

>>1966291
Has there been a holo MHR video you could watch yet?

>>1966514
ASMR doesn't have to be lewd. Earlicking and biting falls way into that though.
I listen to mukbang ASMR all the time and don't get a boner from it.

>>1966405
Towa, but after Gura's ASMR stream, I am 100% positive it's Gura

*casts spell to make at least two of the EN Gen 2 girls be retrofags*

>>1966522
h-haha completly wrong!

Lamy

>>1966521
she said she played MHP3rd

>>1966518
Maybe this is Ame on another timeline (if they didn't switch)

>>1966454
oh good, it looks like i did have the presence of mind to reply there. i was worried i might not have been counted.

>>1966448
Don’t remind me, that part makes me weak

>>1966546
t. French

>>1966518
Erase

>>1966549
>Gura was doing traditional stuff what surprised me is that she actually did licking and sloppy kisses
Wait is this not a shitpost? I've been ignoring people saying this since it sounded like another hlgg shitpost but if it's real I'll give it a listen.

>>1966563

>>1966557
FUCK OFF TO YOUR DEAD THREAD

>>1966399
Anon, Noel has been making men cum with her voice alone for over 5 years and she is all but married to another woman at this point. That means nothing.

>>1966405
JP: Ayame
EN: Used to be Kiara but for certain Gura now

>>1966556
I think the more likely explaination is that Gura hasn't booted up her ps3 since.

>>1966558
I watched Aqua fuck around and was just fine. I'm not expecting big plays, just basic competence. She didn't triple cart to that mon even if she did just ungaa it, so I'm safe.

Now that the threads have calmed down from the yabs. Who are (You) anons watching right now?

>>1966576
She licked several times, my favorite thing was this though.
>You want me lick you again?
>How about I do this instead?
>blowjob noises

>>1966576
it surprised me too.

>>1966477
Ame is a whore