/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18777621
Sex

>>18777621
Haha imagine if you blew your brains out infront of nenechi with a sawn off shotgun. Haha

>>18777621
Depends on how many times I could say "kill yourself" in one minute.

>>18777792
How the fuck are you going to smuggle that?
Retard.

No.
I talk to her for free whenever I want because I don't oshi a brand name.

Of course i'm not a fake fan

>>18777977
cuck.

>>18777792
why nene?

Someone's gotta to walk in with a hardon and cum immediately right?
I'm not the only one that has wondered about that, right?

>>18777911
Maybe a sawn off under a coat? I can't see them doing patdowns.

>>18778106
Other people brought flowers. Stick it in a giant bouquet.

>>18777621
Worth every penny

>>18778077
She seems like she would be the one most impacted by that sort of thing.

>>18777621
Why are there no TV screens behind the curtains?

>>18778084
They're Japanese. They'd be offended if that didn't happen.

>>18778160
Suicide genius. I'm gonna smell the flowers!

>>18778197
animal

>>18777792
nene or maybe someone who really loves her fans and maybe before you off yourself you can keep telling her how happy she's made you and how much you appreciate her and her streams and everything she does in the most calm and non creepy way possible, I was thinking about putting haachama through this, seeing if she can live it off because she especially loves her fans and wouldn't do anything to hurt the dedicated ones

it’s a live chat?

>year 2052
>population control forces japs to donate sperm to a bank and be surgically artificially inseminated at their women
>their jerk off boots look like this
>cant have uncensored porn nor real women porn bevause feminism
>they let you pick a video with animegirls though, fully automated, 3d and perfect AI

Which presets would anon pick?
For me it's Sora giving me findom jerk off instructions
>it's

>>18777621
>10,000 yen red sc
>"arikatou anon" - 1 sec
>5,500 yen - 1 minute 1 on 1
Not that bad actually

>>18778323
Just think about it anon, she will see your face every time she closes her eyes for the rest of her life. It's the ultimate gift you could give her. You will never be closer, you will never be apart. You will always, always be a part of her.

>>18778559
Haachama yelling "KIMOI!" over and over as I blast it on her screen.

>>18777792
Never say that again.

very edgy

>>18778835 -> >>18778643

>>18777786
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

only a minute
there’s nothing to cum on anyways

>>18777792
>>18778455
Man I was thinking maybe smuggle in a dead cat to troll Fauna but you guys are even more fucked up

That's not even an aka supa. Seems like a good deal.

>>18779669
2bh I think if you just kill yourself in front of her or something like that she'll move on in like a couple of days, I think they key component here is to make sure she knows how much you appreciate and love her, also this wouldn't work on just anyone, someone like ayame wouldn't give a shit no matter what you say beforehand, but the likes of polka, nene, aki, haachama...etc would definitely feel it
not because I want to act like an edgy teen or anything but I genuinely want to think how would someone who is hailed as the most invincible to yabs would deal with this, or maybe you could reverse the poles and instead of telling her how much you like her, you tell her how much you hate her and this is all her fault, it's interesting how the human brain works sometimes for certain individuals

>>18779467
heh

>>18778160

>>18777792
Nah you gotta grab yourself an innocent bystander, make your final words 'you could've prevented this' and then murder+suicide.

Imagine having so little irl agency you have power fantasies about killing yourself in front of a pre recorded anime girl.

>>18780611
let 'em be anon, they're having fun so I don't see the problem
and you know that some of these girls are dependent on their fans as much as fans depend on them

>>18780774
I started watching hololive after coming out of years of being in a dark place. Most of the whining cringe faggots on /vt/ don't understand anything about how you impact the world around you. Then you wonder why people look at you with visceral disgust.

>>18777621
Are there two different meet and greet events? These booths seems smaller than the one in the guy with Choco photo.

>>18781005
>Most of the whining cringe faggots on /vt/ don't understand anything about how you impact the world around you.
they will either get bullied into depression if they actually spouted the shit they say here out in the world, or they're just a bunch of socially withdrawn people who spend their entire time here
whatever they say have no weight to it's better for them to talk it out here imo

>>18781293
there's another one a week ago
seems they still don't know how to put a timer on the screen though

>>18777621
It should be 5 minutes

>>18781526
I disagree if they are so toxic they want to ruin someone else's life they should off themselves in a farmers field so they stop bothering other people.

>>18781766
hey fuck you buddy, the farmer doesnt need that kind of evil in his life.

>>18781723
enjoy standing in stupid long lines all day

>>18781931
Kek

>>18781542
I see thanks, these photos spawned during the same period so I thought they were taken at the same event.

>>18781723
>5 minutes
Assuming 100+ people came to meet her, that's an 8 hour wait time for the last people in line >(you). No thanks.

>>18777621
But I already talk to her for free when I don't take my meds

>>18780204
Does anyone have the original pic with only marine's panties?

where's rushia?

>>18777621
>1 minute
>went into the booth with diamond boner
>0.5 second to open my pants
>"konbanwa, tokino so-"
>1.5 second to cum
They will not be fast enough to stop the stream.
Sora will see my dick and my cum will spray all over her.
Sure it's just a screen, but she will recoil to my cum and it's enough.....

>>18790428
You gotta do that at the end so you get your money's worth anon. Save it for second 50 at least.

I missed my only chance back when Kiara was at Dokomi. I doubt any of the EN members are gonna do that shit and Kiara might do a few more, but they're bound to be in Japan or EU.

>>18777786
Sora looks a little eager here...

>>18789579
rushia is no longer with us

>>18789579
she's being cleaned up from a tokyo sidewalk anon....

>>18778643
meds.
now.

>>18777621
This pic broke the spell on me, haven't watched a vtuber stream since valentines.

>Handshake event but without the B.O and clammy, potentially semen covered hands

I hope the vtubers appreciate how good they got it compared to traditional 3DPD idols

>>18795450
>bog-standard idol meeting pic
This broke the spell? The only difference between the normal thing and this is that people step into a booth to see the chuuba instead of shaking hands with a flesh and blood woman.

>>18777621
sure, maybe.

>>18777621
sure, maybe.

>>18780194
you must be desensitized from watching too many isis execution videos. The average person would never fully recover from seeing someone kill themselves in real time

>>18777621
No, I'm so far off the deep end socially speaking that I can't even imagine a possible outcome

>>18800061
>positive outcome*
Case in point

>>18777621
I get my oshi's attention for free whenever I say something she finds funny

>>18777621
I can call my oshi a "nigger" on this website for free

>>18777621
That's like £32.
I make £2500 monthly and have some decent savings so yeah I can even afford multiple hours.

>>18795693
>not using hazmat suit

>>18777792

>>18777621
>Own GOOG stock
>Oshi has contributed to the money I have made for doing nothing
>the 5,000 yen I pay is actually from the free money I received from her activities
Sure why not, it was free to begin with.

>>18800005
You went too far the other way anon, most people would be able to move on, it'd depend mostly on the emotional impact and their ability to bounce back from shit.

>>18777792
She was an idol, right?
Had she done a handshake event in her past?

>>18777621
i would ask her honest opinion on my benis

>>18777621
yes, I would just hug the screen for a minute

>>18777621
I would even though I know I'd forget every nihongo no kotoba and then probably my English language faculties as well. Probably stand there for 60 seconds stammering "koro-san daisuki"

>>18777621
RUSHIA! RUSHIA!!! RUUUUUUUUUSHIIIIIAAAAAAAAA

.

>>18777621
My oshi is a 2view so I get to talk to her every stream, for free, for as long as I want, and then she'll reply to me on Twitter too.

>>18807159
Yeah these fucking EOPs have no idea Nenw has talked about multiple people killing themselves in front of her in the past. Its a job hazard.

>>18777621
If I was a richfag and allowed me in, I'd have paid for the plane ticket and the hotel just for this

>>18795693
I remember an ex-idol spilled the beans on these meet and greet hand shakes and says the one thing she really hated were the guys that shook their hands and told them they had just recently masturbated

>>18777621
Easily, it's 5,000 yen. Now if it were 50,000 yen...

>>18777621
5,000 each?
cause then that would be 25,000 to go left to right Iroha, Nene, Towa, Marine, and then Tower again to show her the pregnant tower image next to my penis
worth it

>>18777621
no

>>18777621
>5000 yen
that's what 5 bucks?
also what's the booth on the furthest left, I've figured out the rest but I'm reading the hira as "iruha" which can't be right. I need to do more reps clearly

>>18815541
Kazama Iroha de gozaru

>>18815719
Damn I was close, forgot about 6th gen like usual

>>18810466
It's why she can execute husbands who cheat on her in cold blood.

>>18815541
>that's what 5 bucks?
~43 bucks

>>18795693
this is why we can't have nice things

>>18810453
Based Groomerchad.

>>18777621
If you wouldn't, she isn't your oshi

>>18804464
Who are they? So cute.

>>18816402
43 dollars isn't a bad price for a meet and greet

>>18777621
I would just be naked under my trenchcoat, and I take it off fast when she greets me.

>>18777792
They would figure out immediately if you carry a gun anon.
It's better to use a torn soda can to cut your neck or saw your wrists

Someone please post that yuzuki pic with the cringe dude

>>18777786
>>18779467
yes

>>18810453
Based. Did she even change her schedule so you're free every time she's online?

>>18811154
Same, I'd even go into multiple booths.

>>18811154
I'd love to try and be a comedian and make Miko laugh by reading poorly translated jokes from english to Japanese from a tiny notebook I brought.

>>18814027
Is there a clip of her saying that?

>>18791744
Gal is not even chained up, she's just there to FUUUUCK!

Yes, I'll try to redpill her as much as possible and i'll end it with a goatse

>>18777621
My question is did anyone whip it out in front of them

>>18777621
Better bargain than akasupas really.

>>18777621
>that setup
Soulless

my oshi already does vrchat meetups for like five bucks a month though

>>18811978
Kiara...

ill find whoever did this to my Mikochi

.

>>18826536
lmao what did she say?

.

>>18780204
Do they post this on the off chance that their oshi liked them so much that they look them up later online and connect with them irl?

heh...what kind of person would be that deluded...

>>18780204
did he ask tospeak to her like that or is that just Marine being Marine geniunely can't tell and am EOP

>>18777621
>5,000 yen
That's a very small price pay to to share an intimate moment with my oshi. I would immediately drop my pants and start jerking it.

>>18777621
No, I don't really see the point. Can't really chat too much in one minute, which is what I'd like to do if I ever had the chance to meet with my oshi. For that price I'd like to have at least 10 minutes.

>>18777621
I've paid more for less. I'd push for 2 minutes for 10k if I could, too.

>>18777621
lewd

>>18777621
wouldn't do it even if they payed me to

>>18822269
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1326355021093498880

>>18777621
better pay for a prostitute

>>18777792
hardest I've laughed today

>>18777621
>walk in
>say nothing, stare creepily into the camera, make her assume you're just shy or nervous
>final 10 seconds
"I know where you live."
>immediately leave the con, bring tearaway clothes and a mask to ditch security and the cops
Now you oshi will be thinking of you at night forever

>>18777792
Japan has strict gun control laws, dumbass.
You need a knife. Added benefits include the sound of your oshi screaming not getting drowned out by everyone else screaming at the gunshot. Lot easier to smuggle in, too.

>>18777621
Absolutely yes. I would pay double that price easily

>some dude mentioned how hard his cock was to marine
>wanted to flirt back but staff were fucking listening in
Staff should fuck off, marine wants to see some crewmate cock

>>18777792
spbp

.

>>18777786
So what are you gonna do with the other 40 seconds?

>>18777621
>1 minute to either accomplish nothing of value or completely spill your spaghetti everywhere
I'll pass thanks

>>18810466
Post an article or it's a load of bullshit

>>18777621
Who is this

>>18859103
Nekomata Okayu

>>18859160
I mean the person in the monitor

>>18859232
Nekomata Okayu

>>18859103
>>18859160
>>18859232
>>18859334
It's SADAKO.
Now y'all are gonna die in 7 days.

>>18777911
Modern solutions, etc.

>>18859856
metal detectors

>>18845252
But killing is a lot harder with a knife though? The biggest problem is you're probably going to be rescued before you bleed out, let alone be able to carry out a murder-suicide. The blood makes well for a spectacle tho.

"what's your favorite stream that you've done?"

>>18777792
You joke but some depressed salaryman japs could really do that someday

>>18860192
There weren't any metal detectors there, nor are there at most of these things.

>>18777621
imagine not being able to drop 5000 yen for something you even remotely like

>>18810466
kek.

>>18777792
The most sane /vt/ poster

>>18777792
Holy shit I KEKed so hard

>>18777621
It's cheaper than sending a super chat.

>>18857792
I can confirm it I killed myself in front of Nene three times already

>>18844028
What kind of prostitute do you expect to get for 43 dollars?

>>18863934
Someone like HoloEN Sana.

>>18864677
Someone who probably won't show up?

>>18795693
So has an idol ever shaken a cum slathered hand? Like, I bet a fan can hide a small pool of cum in his palm and have a normal looking hand until the slime shake.

>>18804464
Holyshit lmaoooo! the absolute state

>>18777621

>>18854346
Based

>>18780204
probably has the best 1 minute fap with her

Why are all of the answers in this thread about juvenile sekuhara shit?

>>18777621
It's quite cheap

>>18867750
Hylo graduated
Lumi soon to graduate to HoloEN3

>>18777621
my oshi has 5000yen to talk with her for 15 mins every month, I do it whenever I have stuff I wanna ask

>>18777911
OP here. Ever seen line of fire?
Man that post has got you guys rattled in the cage. It’s just a joke settle down lol.

>>18874436
Anon all she did is become indie. Do you ever read more about this stuff or do you get all your info from here?

>>18777621
Said it in another thread, answer is no. I see my oshi as a woman I want to marry, not a sexual object I fantasize for. I'd pay to meet important people like Bill Gates or something, but not a random woman I fell in love to.