/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18668310
Nijinigger deflection thread

>>18668310
Here Indogs.
Let me feed you.
Say aaaaaaaaa
https://virtuacorner.com/hololive-valentine-2022-ichi-oshi-talk-3747/

>>18668310
They had to do this because some staff at the venue were taking pictures of people visiting these last time. Then posted them online and made fun of the particularly fat and embarrassing ones.

>>18668575
>Cover Co., Ltd. yang berkantor Pusat di Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo, Presiden dengan CEO: Motoaki Tanigo mengadakan event “hololive Valentine 2022 Ichi Oshi Talk!” pada hari Minggu, 20 Februari 2022, di mana YouTuber virtual (VTuber) dan penggemar dapat berbicara tatap muka dengan “HoloLive”, sekelompok VTuber wanita di bawah payung HoloLive Productions yang dioperasikan oleh Perusahaan. Yang dengan senang hati mengumumkan bahwa itu akan diadakan di HALL di lantai 1 Bellesalle Akihabara mulai pukul 11:00.
Hm, yeah, makes perfect sense to me. What a beautiful language. Totally doesn't sound like whatever victims gurgle in Hell when demons pour molten lead down their throats.

>>18668676
Ding. Although we'll probably see a giant line of Lamy Cosplayers for Lamy as well Lamy's wanting them to cosplay her when going to do that meet and greet.
Step One continues

>>18668575
>1 min per participant
Even unzipping would take at least 5 seconds. How the heck would you perform bukkake on the screen

>>18668730
Please understand.
Indonesian language literally a chimera.
Lots of the vocabulary comes from other languages.
But most of worst sounding vocabulary actually original.
Example:
Download = Unduh
Browser = Peramban
Online = Daring

>>18668676
Shit like this is why the KyoAni office burned down.

>>18668676
Any funny pic? I wonder how you guys look like

>>18669338
t. someone who has no idea of the KyoAni arsonist's motives

>>18669386
something about them sexualizing the girls or he was recently fired? I was just shitposting, anon.

>>18669377
everyone that calls you a nigger, faggot, retard, etc in here is one of those cute cosplayer girls

>>18669451
he did it because they stole his idea for an anime without crediting him

ATM

>>18669463
Wait a minute...

>>18669377
It's going to be like 99% japanese people in the event though

Which one are you going to use, /vt/?

>>18669033
That is what makes this pretty lame really. At handshake events you can actually interact with the girls for real and lewd handholding, Here, you can get the same minute of interaction on stream by sending a long superchat that the girl likes. All you really have time for is to give a little speech about how big of a fan you are and her thanking you.

>>18669508
Well he thought they did, cuz he was crazy. This is why companies won't even look at fan proposals and haven't for half a century. Not necessarily because of psychopaths but because of lawsuits if something is coincidentally similar to something a fan sends to them.

>>18668310
It's obviously the super exclusive valentine stream where you can have a 1 on 1 with your oshi.

>>18669905
they did steal from him though?

>>18669862
>I have my oshi's undivided attention for 1 minute.
Even akasupas can't compete with this tho

>>18669451
It was a mentally ill schizo who was convinced they had "stolen his novel" from some send-in thing they did.
Not the first time he engaged in violent crime either.

can't wait to get some one on one time with my oshi

>>18668730
i remember an indo on /int/ saying it sounds like japanese kek

>>18670155
nah that was just him coping eternally

>>18670155
Take your meds, Schizo-chama
Or don't if you are going to burn Sony HQ next

They had to shut down the niji VR one because people kept on trying to solicit girls for sex and the investors got upset about what was essentially prostitution with extra steps.

>>18671133
I mean it was a virtual hostess club did no one think that through for a minute?

>>18669033
edge first

>stand in line edging yourself with your hand in a hole in your pocket
>it's your turn to talk to matsuri
>you cum on screen upon unzipping
>she claps and laughs and says sugoi

>>18671484
Which holo would have the best reaction?

>>18668310
What is AZKi doing there?

>>18671133
Kek Nijiniggers BTFO'd again

>>18668310
What are the names available?

>>18671730
Sex obviously
>>18671839
https://hololive.hololivepro.com/events/01/?detail

>>18668310
Are these the sex-booths i heard about? Where the fans pay to bang their idols for 5 minutes?

>>18669729
JAAAAANIEEEEEE

>>18671173
I'm sorry, what part of ACCELERATE says anything about thinking about long-term consequences?

>>18672261
>>18671173
>TRUST.ZA.PLAN.ANON!

>>18671133
So the people tried to use literal whores as intended?

>>18672261
You think 2434 is full of accelerationists trying to destroy vtubing?

>>18671839
I’ll spoon feed you just this once because my ability to read kana makes me feel powerful here. From left to right it goes:
>iroha
>Nene
>Towa
>Marine
>Flare
>Okayu
>Matsuri
>AZKi

>>18672339
Nah, they accelerate to destroy themselves

>>18669451
>>18669508
to add more context, he's a well known NEET in the community for having a mental illness

>>18672370
Exactly.

>>18672367
>>18672103

>>18672367
Implying you need to read kana just to know which talent that is on the picture. Fucking pretentious faggot

>>18672103
you get 5 minutes of sex aholomem in the booth, who is it and what do you do to them

>>18672103
>that one empty spot
It was rushia wasn't it lmao

>>18672103
>That one empty slot
Lmao

>>18668310
>They are not Idol guys.
>Organize an Idol HS event.
...... rushiafag should commit seppku

>>18672563
>>18672611
Anon I know it's hard to get your timeline right but this stuff was released at the start of feburary, long before the GTA stream that put rushia out of commision.

>>18672563
She could had been doing cuck RPs for us who wanted it but she pussied out

PEOPLE THAT SAID HOLOLIVE IS NOT AN IDOL GROUP SHOULD KYS RIGHT NOW THIS EVENT IS LITERALLY AN IDOL EVENT FAGGOTS

>>18672643
Wrong, it's 2016, check the copyright year in >>18672103

>>18672643
wow this is a wonderful cope
are you okay?

>>18672643
Yes. That is why there is an empty space. Rushia was going to be there but now is not.

>>18672688

>>18672690

>>18672643 is just a delusional fundead threadreader trying to deflect LMAO

>>18668310
>There's a curtain
Wow so you can fap and talk with your oshi in the booth? How many time do you get in there?

>I will never get to talk to Towappi for 1 minute and tell her she's the sweetest angel in the entire world

Kenzoku-bros, this is hell

>>18672688
>Doesn’t know Cover puts “© 2016” on everything because the company was founded in 2016
Retard

>>18672690
Yes anon they went back in time to remove her on the 30th before her yab.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1488074714580873218

That shit is so weird, do they really need the money, just why??? It's probably so embarassing for the girls.

>>18672339
no they will destroy themselves first. They are already on the ropes as is, the whole reason why yumenographia got canned is because it made them look bad to investors who they are desperately trying to court because their old funding went dry.

>>18672910
It's the usual meet and greet or handsake events or sign events. Nothing new if you ever been in any fan meeting

Kiara did something similar at dokomi and it was KINO

>>18672643
Fandead-chama, why would you use logic against schizo?
Some of these faggot tried to use the fact that Rushia absent from this event as proof that Rushia intentionally engineer that GTA yabai.
Now they suddenly forgot.

>>18672875
I'm not convinced.

>>18672958
I guess the way it's setup is just creepy.

>>18672910
wrong website, normalshit

>>18672910
Real Idols have to shake hands with greasy fat smelly gachikoi. Consider this mercy.

>>18673015
But why? Tradition? It's stupid.

>>18672910
They’re professionals and they’re attractive women. Trust them, they know how to handle creeps with a smile.

>>18673032
it's how they make money

>>18673032
Tradition and to make the fans happy. Hololive tries to make a public image that they really care for their fans. This is part of creating that image.

>>18673032
t. Shekelstein.

Do you think they will be physically there or just streaming from their rooms?

>>18673486
Rooms or studio.

>>18672563
looking at last years version of the event it was probably for Haato

>>18672531
Lui
impregnation
I'm doing my part!

>>18672910
be less new faggot

>>18673506
A bit shame, it would be interesting to actually hear them directly.

>>18673651
You realize why having them there would be a monumentally stupid course of action right?

Wait I remember this shit from that one Laminaria doujin

You're telling me they really do meet-and-greets? I can talk to my oshi one on one?

>>18673625
Dangerously based.

>>18673890
yes, but only if you live in Japan

>>18672103
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO TALK TO MIGO!!!

I LOVE YOU MIGOBI!!!!

>>18671133
How stupid and desperate one can be?
>Made Virtual hostess group
>Got disbanded cause of fear of prostitution
How could they not anticipate this??
>Made a foreign branches
>Applied the same flooding the market strat
>Branches got stagnant and their management got axed
>Try to go the idol route
>Forcd their boys to do idol reps when they dont even seems to willing
>Make separate days for boys and girls
>biggest event this year
>decided to ignored covid protocol
>Got cancelled
This was the stupidiest one. How can they be so carelless when a lot of money was involved?
Seriously, should anykara change their CEO at this point?
Thank god Luxiem is a massive success, or else Nijisanji would only received Ls when the year just barely started

>>18673890
You can't because you're a subhuman non-Japanese.

>>18673940
Luxiem can't carry the entire company anon

>>18673032
Oh my god, go back to >>>/soc/ normalfag

>>18673940
Lmao, go bump your own thread, it's on page 10.

>>18673940
Don’t go too hard on them, nijifags are actual schizos that won’t hesitate to attack their livers or Hololive members. ID and KR basically got their death warrant signed so expect some bullshit from them soon enough.

>>18673889
Like fans trying to break into rooms where chuubas are and all that sort of stuff? Yeah, I can imagine shit going down even in polite nation of Japan.

>>18674512
>La+ will be taking an indefinite hiatus after being taken to Hospital from an incident that occurred at the hololive Valentine2022 イチ推しトーク yesterday.

>>18672103
No Botan....

>>18669451
trains

>>18673890
It's a screen anon, they are talking to you from in front of their pc.

>>18672103
I hope covid dies down before my oshi graduates so that I can go to an event like this and talk to her.

>>18669194
>Lots of the vocabulary comes from other languages.
you mean just like jp?

>>18673940
>Luxiem
I think Cover could make a dent to that monopoly.

>>18672910
>>18672910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8gm8AmKGs
Lamy jumped at the opportunity, insisted her fans arrive in full Lamy Cosplay, and even practiced the meet and greet she was so excited.

>>18672103
>Lui
Well, I know which booth won't have a queue.

>>18676552
or the language you're using right now

https://mobile.twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1494996731414515715
same time as EN/JP collab

>>18676873
Yeah AZKi right

>>18676873
>everyone else has an hour wait
>see Lui's line
>ah well I can at least talk with a Holo
>enter Lui's booth
>was she crying
>she hears you enter and gets all excited
>talk for 5 minutes
>she seems to be really happy
>get out lines are long as hell
>no on is in Lui's line
>go back in
>spend whole day with Lui

>>18677137
Why wouldn´t a lot of people want to talk with Lui. I don´t watch her but she seems like a cute hag at least

>>18677263
The joke is she has no fans. Realistically tons of of people want to chat with her... I hope... be right back googling how to sneak into Japan.

>>18668310
Truly disgusting.
But honestly, what did you expect from a whore production company?

>>18677364
>>18677364
Anon it's not like they are actually touching the fans like real Idols do.

>>18677364
>, what did you expect from a whore production company?
dunno ask your mother

>>18677596

>>18668310
they've been doing this for years, not new

I know this is nothing new but the thought of what people will say still makes me cringe. Seeing what they post in chat, comments, here, etc. Those poor girls, least they're professionals.

>>18674512
Don't they do it all by remote from a different building anyway?

>>18669508
And the idea was "girls buying discounted meat". A very original idea. There is no way anyone else would come up with such a plot point. KyoAni had it coming.

>>18668310
>>18668575
So you pay $55 to get to talk with your oshi for a minute.

>>18677454
>you will never get to be the Chad bodyguard who gets to wrench these worthless hikis from their oshi after half a second and fuck her on her lunch break.

>>18677137
That's a really cute idea but you can only buy one ticket per holo per slot, meaning if you spend 11k yen and queue twice, you can get a maximum of two minutes with your oshi. I'm a pioneer and I was thinking the same about the AZKi queue. I'd murder all the otaku-kuns in her queue for that fantasy to become reality. In Minecraft.

>>18671730
Her hairy, married hag pussy demands satisfaction.

>>18684278
someone needs to help her with her monday issues...

>>18668676
Assholes. The one time these losers get to do something they want outside, and faggot wagecucks make fun of them. This is why hikikomoris are a thing. Damn. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck about you faggots, but the second worse thing to bottom losers are wage losers who act way beyond their place.

>>18676969
unlike those other languages when english absorbs words it only becomes more powerful

>>18681389
Shiiiit. Seriously. That plot has been done before, neia under 7 did it.

>>18669833
You can almost see Haachama's balls

>>18677263
I think it’s her voice but I personally like Lui’s voice. It’s unique.

>>18686697
Sounds like the Japanese wagies need rape correction.

>>18676752
Wow this makes me like Lamy a lot more. Even someone as awkward as hell would lighten up if Lamy was that warm during their minute. Changed my mind this is cool.

>>18686697
This is like people who make fun of fat people at the gym. The older I get the more I despise people like that.

>>18676752
Cringe as fuck clip editing but Lamy being based.

>>18668310
your oshi wouldnt do that for you? cringe

>>18688649
you're the type to fall in love with the first girl who would small talk with you instead of running away in disgust

>>18669833
fuck all but my oshi
she gets only kisses

>>18671001
Some of them are!
https://id.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daftar_kata_serapan_dari_bahasa_Jepang_dalam_bahasa_Indonesia

>>18692232
Anon I'm gonna fuck and cum in your oshi's every orifice so the only thing you'll be able to taste is my cum

>>18681521
Must be traumatizing

>>18677454
They make the gachikoi use hand sanitizer before the handshake, right?

>>18672103
>>18668310
I can't believe both y GF and wife would stoop so low.

>>18668310
WAIT! WTF? Is this real? Is there really such a thing as a vtuber meet and greet? That's so disturbing and deeply immoral and wrong and just off.

>>18677454
Funny that I used to laugh at this but now I'm at the same state thanks to Hololive.

>>18668310
Which gloryhole would you use?

http://poal.me/zats61
http://poal.me/zats61
http://poal.me/zats61

>>18677454
Why do real idols even do this? When did it start? I bet it was the company's idea. You'd think idols would know their fans are disgusting weirdos and shut-ins and do anything to avoid having to directly interact with them or be touched by them. Yeah, money, but they earn loads anyway. You'd think this would be the final straw. Are the companies coercing their idols into doing this meet and greet bullshit? No beautiful talented angel wants to touch a nasty repulsive otaku, and if they do they should be retired from idoling and put in a mental home.

>>18669729
These eyes look very familar

>>18676752
Being a Yukimin must be nice. I'm stuck with a shitty oshi.

>>18669729
from when was that?

>>18669194
>Browser in indonesia is permaban cause they keep on getting kick out of communities
KEK cant make this up folks

>>18672563
She's in the special booth just for mafumafu

>>18672563
Haachama

>>18677137
I hate you anon, I read this post one hour ago and I'm still thinking about it, I'm having one of my worse Gosling episodes and Lui isn't even my main oshi, I'm going to dream about this and I'll wake up again in my depressing and repetitive life and I'll end crying thanks to you

>>18677137
>>18697515
Lui needs more love. I want to look after her and make her happy.

>>18697048
These poor girls

>>18697972
Do they get paid a lot for fanmeets or something then? I just don't understand why they'd risk otaku cum hands (and even regular otaku hands are gross enough). Fanmeet and greet money should be a tiny fraction of what they get for their music and dancing on stage, so why do it?

>>18697972
I bet it happened once, if at all. Sounds like an urban myth to get clicks.

>>18697972
Ngl, having my hand full of cum for a while even if it's my own cum sounds gross and ubergay I'd never do this

>>18697972
fuck, I'm glad I'm not a Jap

>>18669729
is this what the antis fear? an actually cute girl who shares their interests

>>18673214
I would probably respect an agency more if they openly despised their fans. I want a vtuber agency where all the chuubas treat their fans like dogshit, and the meet and greet is where you turn up and they just roast you and call you names, and how disgusted they are at being forced to do this by the company.

>>18696912
Go back to plebbit, faggot.

>>18698815
Meet and greets are exactly the kind of cloying fake happy happy bullshit reddit would love. Can you imagine how awful it would be to witness what goes on in those booths? Some social retard who should have been culled at birth stuttering and confessing his love while the chuuba politely poker faces him until his minute is up.

>>18699008
>Meet and greets are exactly the kind of cloying fake happy happy bullshit reddit would love.

No it's not retard. Redditors hate idol culture. Have you not been paying attention to the Rushia situation? They all think it's wonderful for Rushia to have a boyfriend who fucks her all the time and that any fans who expect an idol to behave like an idol are insane incels.

>>18699061
>No it's not retard. Redditors hate idol culture.
They hate it because it's Japanese though. If they made a Marvel Avengers meet and greet they'd cream their pants.

>>18680907
They also could do it from home.

>>18672840
>sweetest angel
But isn't Towa a devil?

>>18698043
>>18697048
They have these events to boost record sales. They add these tickets in CD's that allow you to meet your oshi irl, but they make it so that you only have a small chance to get this ticket. So these gachkois will buy hundreds of CD's for a chance to go to this event, where they only get to shake hands with them for like 10 seconds at best.

>>18700532
TMT

>>18668310
will the ENs ever do this? For every single expo they've went, there was never a meet and greet like this

>>18702330
Kiara already did it. In order to have a chance you had to provide a receipt of a full set bday pack purchase or something.

>>18668310
I've been heavily into chuubas for 2 years now.
I've grown comfortable with it and don't even really hide it anymore.
But this pic is surreal to me.
This particular setup breaks my immersion and seems awkward.
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable talking to my oshi this way.

>>18669729
Is that the orange woman?

>>18668310
Deathchads imagine looking under the curtain and seeing 4 legs, then realising that it's Mafumafu and Rushia going at it. I would literally shoot spiderwebs out of my penis until the who place looks like Godzila's nest

>>18703413
It has a real dystopian quality to it. SUBJECT #275 PROCEED TO KORONE BOOTH-101 FOR DESIGNATED FELLATIO

>>18687389
yes i love ebonics

>>18668310
I would go to matsuri's booth just to call her a whore to her face.

>>18704662
Based

>>18697759
>>18677137
Lui's face reminds me of one I saw in a doujin a few years ago.

"Eeyy, can a man get some privacy! I'm tryin' to masturbate ovah hea!"

>>18704524
I for one welcome this reality

>go into booth
>unzip dicks
>"hey do you think i should see a doctor about this bump? i mean, it doesn't hurt but..."

>>18705689
Don't worry. I'm sure your oshi would tell you that it's just harmless fordyce glands.

towappi suicide booth

>>18704524
it was dystopian right up until to mention fellatio

>>18706646
But that's how they get you, with fleeting pleasures, such as beej from dog.