/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You'd have an easier time finding a woman who's actually an immortal necromancer in real life

>>18383186
I talk with women every day. I'm even in a relationship right now. If I wanted a real, normal woman, I wouldn't be watching vtubers. Normie vtubers are pointless for me. I want people who I CAN'T find in real life. I want anime girls who are pure and people I can idolise and hold above real women.

She doesn't exist. You've got to find something else to keep yourself going.

Fauna or Bae

Probably some menhera 2view

>>18383043
Haachama

>>18383554
Those are the first to cuck you tho

>>18383043
Fauna or Mumei.
Genuine answer: Stop. Set yourself free. Either find actual love in the real world, hire an escort or just accept being single and seek other sources of happiness.

>>18383043
Take the horse pill, anon.

>>18383246
Vtubers are all played by flesh and blood people, so you're asking for the impossible if you want to take their meatspace selves into account. You have to wait for the 100% AI chuuba.

stop it , bro

>>18383043
all vtubers are getting railed every night until proven otherwise

come home

>>18383715
Correct answer. When you give up, you'll start to see vtubers as pure entertainment, and that's where the fun begins.

>>18383246
Just wait for AITubers bro, robots will the the future waifus

>>18383925
stop projecting your cuck fantasies onto other girls just because one whore got exposed

>>18383043
>Giving attention or money to a woman who is already taken by another man is even more pathetic than being a kissless virgin
What's the difference? You're not getting anything back from her besides the content she puts out, regardless of whether she's with another man or not.

>>18383043
All of them are whores anon, if you truly want salvation then you know what you must do. Homies over hoes! These bitches ain't loyal!

>>18383925
you rim fat black ass every night until proven otherwise

>>18383043
You really think there's such a thing as people foregoing their own happiness just to please a bunch of people who are mostly, a bunch of unwanteds?
And even then would still try to kill you on sight if you've been so much as spotted within the area as someone of the opposite gender?

>>18383246
Then either pick fictional women or suspend your disbelief let yourself buy into the fantasy of vtubers. Why would playing a vtuber make you expect a woman to be something you can't find in real life?

>>18383043
literally not a single one, just stop watching vtubers and go play AI girl or if you got a god pc Virt-a-mate.

>>18383246
Then why don't you watch anime instead?
People choose 2d because 3dpd, vtubers are 2d tainted by real women

>>18383995
People don't actually harbor hopes of getting together with the vtubers they watch right? I've got nothing against falling in love with a vtuber, but it's no different than the age old trend of people having feelings for anime girls, you just let yourself do it because you can enjoy the feeling itself without having to worry about all the IRL shit that comes with it, it's like a cheat on your emotional program, not something you take seriously like actually pursuing a woman.

>>18383043
Find a different hobby then. Or try to find a vtuber you know is uglier than death itself IRL and hope no dragonslayer ever crosses her path... because she's not single by choice. If a willing penis comes around, she will stick to it. You just can't beat the cock.

>>18383043
Noel is pure

>>18383043
You're going to feel cucked no matter who you watch because your mindset is setting yourself up to feel that way.

>>18383043
Watame, she has no time for anything else

>>18384644
mukkun...

>>18384581
>closest we ever got was when her nips went hard in one vid
>she changed clothes so they don’t do it again

>>18383246
gotta wait for some AI chuuba then, human vtubers are limited by human capabilities anon

>>18383043
Unironically the only pure vtubers are m*le streamers who are not clout chasers

>>18383995
Do people not see them as entertainment? When a friend introduced me to vtubers we treated it like a slice of life anime.

>>18384581
Crazy how quick her content gets taken down. Are jannies that fast or is there some sort of filter or bot?

>>18384734
Share with the class anon, how would one go about finding such delicacies?

>>18383246
Then go watch some fucking anime

>>18384972
Start a thread on /pol/ that gets someone dumping it. There's an Irish anon who's pretty happy to.

>>18383043
my little sister fits the bill, but you better be nice to her

>>18384933
apparently not, i don't see chuubas any differently to other streamers and content creators other than anime avatar

>>18383043
Easy, just make one with your head or pick available vtuber as template and simulate watching streams with your imagination. Don't forget to shitpost here after simulating streams.

>>18385027
vtubers are for people who like anime but are too mentally lazy to find or even watch some. it's like people watching movie clips on youtube or 2 hour video essays about games they already own

>>18383043
invest in hagcoin

>>18385474
The only anime they push out now is bully rom com trash.

>>18383043
peko is a massive numbers addict so you could say she exists only for her fans
pure in a hikki-sense, maybe
funny though

None. Why would a stranger care anymore about another stranger than the minimum human empathy?

>>18385145
Why does she always have her head tilted back? Reminds me of that other one I used to see all the time who had her mouth open all of the time.

>>18383043
keep on trying, and drop the proven whores, dont even waste time grieving their cuckholdry, its likely no woman is worth devotion, but we still need to try.

>>18385512
trends come and go. in a couple of years they'll do something different and the fandom will act like they always hated it

>>18385474
>2 hour video essays about games they already own
Fu-fuck you
No need to call me out like that

>>18383043
Just assume they're all in a relationship and save yourself the trouble

>>18383995
I see vtubers as mostly pure entertainment. I also like the idol side of Hololive but because I am into the music, the aesthetics and the personal artist stories rather than the gachikoi baiting. In fact I fucking hate GFE. It's cheap and always disingenuous.
That being said, I want my oshi to be single and pure. Normies should explode. Sex havers raus. It's as easy as that.

>>18384011
I am going to groom your robot.

>>18384581
tskr

Get to those corpo scripted ones I guess

You will never meet a v-tuber, you will never talk to a v-tuber. You will never have a personal, romantic relationship with a v-tuber, there job is to play a game each day and Scrooge money off of incels.

All the fun and stupid sounds they make is two faced and half hearted, they get fucked and have sex with there partner behind your back, and when they need another yacht they go back to streaming to get the cash.

Eventually, it’ll be too much, there sick of doing this everyday, theyll log off, make a fake goodbye post to the fans with donations on, and leave forever with there vast amount of wealth

And you have drained your wallet for them
This is the fate you chose, there is NO going back

>>18383043
>Who is a vtuber that genuinely is pure and exists only for their fans
oh my sweet summer child..

>>18385882

>>18386543
Is it really that much to ask for a girl who can go without getting dicked for a couple of years? There are apparently upwards of 5% of the population identifying as various sexual deviants. Can't one of those who aren't interested in sex start streaming with an anime avatar or something?

>>18383043
There isn't any and there never will be. The entire simp money business is build on this. If they are functioning enough to be a streamer they are functioning enough to get a BF.
Even someone as autistic and mental as nyanners has a boyfriend and even someone as physiclly sick as ironmouse did have a boyfriend.

The actual ''forever alone despite being normal looking'' girls aren't capable of being streamers.

And unless you plan on killing yourself that also shouldn't be your standard, your standard should be that she keeps up her ''character'' and doesn't talk about that stuff on her official accounts...

>>18385512
people who complain about not having anything to watch are just proving his point. There's almost 40 years of fucking anime, you have not seen every single one, let alone every single good one LET ALONE EVERY SINGLE MASTERPIECE.

>>18386761
>The actual ''forever alone despite being normal looking'' girls aren't capable of being streamers.
Not successful ones, but you still have a shot at finding them among 2views. They'll probably quit sooner rather than later though, so there's that to consider.

>>18386814

>>18385640
It's a combination of her using a 3D model and clearly leaning back on her chair a lot.

>>18386814
The 'masterpieces' are garbage too. Just give me something with violence and cute girls.

>>18383043

>>18386987
Ah I see.

>>18387004
>>18386930

>>18386740
There was a girl called Heather Feather. She was a frumpy girl who got into ASMR early on before the thots took over and she was very successful. Her channel continued as thots took over and changed the fanbase, and eventually she had as many simps and coomers as regular people. The usual types got creepy and she left because that's what non-sluts do. All the girls you want to see as vtubers don't want to be vtubers because the type of fan that attracts creeps them out. The only girls you'll get are the ones so desperate for easy money and attention that they'll put up with anything.

>>18383043
The ones that regularly stream the longest have the lowest odds of being in a relationship.

vtubers are still 3dpd
if you cannot understand this you will never prosper

You either accept the reality that you will forever be the cuck, the unwanted, the lesser, the not good enough, the weirdo, the creep, the incel, the loser etc etc, or you pack up your shit, leave, and stay as far away as you possibly can because you never wanted to be those things in the first place. You either accept that you are in a pit and stay there, or you decide you don't want to be in a pit and climb out and leave. It's really that simple.

Matter of fact, after reading my little speech back I have decided to quit vtubers altogether on the spot. I'm over it. Cheers guys.

https://youtu.be/ZEi2fRZcln8

>>18383043
Koro-san will never cuck you. She instead will beat the shit out of you like an abusive spouse

>>18392919
koro san will cuck okayu with (you) and make her watch

>>18383043
Boo fucking hoo
Improve your fucking social skills.
Go the fuck outside for once in your god damn life.
Stop being a whiny little shit about women who don't even know you.
Try and talk to women for once in your life instead of deflecting and blaming everything and everyone else for your problems.
Bitching and whining on an anonymous message board isn't going to make things better for you.
Jesus christ you Holofags really are pathetic.

>>18392919
The true marital experience

>>18383043
Hey. Do you mind not using Korone for your shitposts? Thanks.

>>18383043
>I'm sick of having my woman fucked out from under me
>he thinks any random chuuba is his woman
please report to the nearest mental hospital.

>>18383043
Take the /u/ pill brother. You'll never get disappointed. It's even better if she gets a partner

>>18383570
She was summoned by desparate coomers and feeds off their lust

>>18385640
Hololives Sakura Miko is very smug!

>>18396476
based /u/chads keep winning