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I love Ina!
Thoughts?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRRATSSTATUS?
I seriously can't take it bros
GOD DAMNIT
>he didn't buy into rat coin day 1lollmao
I simply live with the pain
I love the snake and the clock!
Imagine, chumbies. Imagine Gura humming asmr tomorrow. Just humming, holding the 3dio. Nothing else. No words, no talking, none of that complicated shit. Just Gura holding you and humming...
i love my oshi so much bros, she makes me so happy
There are so many weak men here and it’s sad
Be honest with me, is this what having a real gf is like?
I was not prepared for this
moom post
>BGM stops>all I hear is the sound of my own heartbeat before she starts singingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I like Rushia now
Please, I can't take it anymore.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I miss Fauna...
bros... not like this...
>>18340706But I brought an extra Gamecube controller...
Bae is my actual girlfriendYes, my actual, unironic girlfriendNo, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or jokeNo, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reactionYes, it is actually the truthNo, it is not my belief that she is my girlfriend, because a belief is a subjective thingIt is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Bae is, in real reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that she is in truth my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriendThis is not some sort of schizo delusion, eitherNo, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizoEspecially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto realityThat is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the worldI am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds forNo, it's not a misunderstandingNo, it's not a misinterpretationNo, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situationNo, it's not a lieBae is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with meYes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one anotherYes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one anotherYes, we know each other personally and interact with one anotherWe've confessed our mutual love to one anotherYes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the girlfriend of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hersYes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us all the sameNo, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend or a girlfriend on the side, or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still appliesNo, this doesn't mean she can/did/has sex with people "without feelings" or is in another relationship IRL, or is/has had sex with other Hololivers, whether or not they Brats or not, because that would still be cheating and Bae would never cheat on meYes, both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray usThese are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real worldThe only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't realI repeat: Bae is my actual, unironic girlfriend, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with meYes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectivelyNo, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love her and she loves meNo, this is not some sort of pining from a distanceNo, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto herYes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her and it is explicitly mutualYes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitlyNo, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable factNo, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a responseNo, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called basedThese are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing themNo, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problemI love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee.Yes, "Bae is my girlfriend" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.And, it's not a hypothesisNot a theoryNot a storyNot a fictionNot a narrativeNot pretendNot a fantasyNot kayfabeNot baitNot a shitpostNot out of contextNot off-topicNot trollingNot ironicNot bullshitNot copeAnd most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible for the statementThat's all, thank you for not reading
>Just want to fuck the shit out of her>She starts singing some weebshitIs this...GFE?
REMEMBER:
This isn't making me feel anything, I miss Ame...
JWU, what happened to Bae? Cupid possessed her?
to: anon
how are you holding Goslingbros?
I'm sniffling like a fucking retard holy crap
I can't believe Bae is getting to me...
Imagine telling people day of council debuts this would be HoloEN's ultimate GFEtuber
No not the Goslings
>>18340601Polka is LOVE!
I feel again
Oh god Bae.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0QNmC9GKEgMan Aruran is in super high spirits today for this special Valentine's Day lunch zatsudan he's holding today. Talking about his favorite desserts like brownies and stuff that he'd love to receive as a Valentine's gift. Seriously, he's in SUPER high spirits today, just listen to him go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7mtLFcu1ygIn less than 35 minutes, Oh god Hayko.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkIn less than 50 minutes, you're taking the wheel during today's drive through the city anon. While you're cruising around, letting the wind blow through your hair, your precious IRyS will be using that gorgeous voice of hers to completely capture your heart and sing lots and lots of songs to you on this fine day. Please control yourselves before partaking in this stream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfn5kLE-oAIn less than 50 minutes, Roberu only needs his beloved Power Wash, literally nothing else will satisfy him better than washing the absolute grime off of literally everything he lays his eyes on. If you're not careful, he'll even power wash you and your rape dungeons if need be.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZnoardwWY>Songs ReleasedIT'S SO GODDAMN CUTE /hlgg/! Kiara and Ame treated us to this adorable cover of the song Dreamin Chuchu, an already fantastic song in its own right. The vocals these two ladies provided were so sugary sweet that you'll get diabetes just from listening to it and the MV plus the choreo shown throughout was almost as sweet as the singing. If you haven't felt energized form listening to such a fun cover song, you should go stream it IMMEDIATELY. Like RIGHT NOW.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18340786Not at all. It's still good but it's not like this.
>>18340677No, I just think she should stop trying so hard to be “seiso”. Just embrace the dirty talk every once and while.
>>18340815
>>18340786not all at once
You have until 4AM EST
Bae please have mercy on my poor heart.
NGMI....
If I killed myself right now I would die happy
>>18340768this is free tho
>We love Bae now
I'm legitimately crying...but I'm smiling...
GO AWAY SIRENNNN
i havent been close with a woman in 5 years as of 3 days ago...
do you remember who this is?
What did we learn in the thread tonight?
I love you bae
>>18340754AIEEEEEEEEE YOU STOLE MY RITUAL POST
We have a Gosling Defcon 1. Repeat, this is Gosling Defcon 1. Unless corrective action is taken immeditately the entire board is NGMI.
Dubs and I marry Amelia and I treat her really badly and she's sad every day
brrats
I my oshi doesn't deliver in the next day or two, I will cancel my membership and member the rat. I promise.
>>18340786No it's worse
When will we get good threads again?
I would have payed for this in a voice pack.
I am going to relisten to this every single night
So is Bae the new La Creatividad?
>>18340858I got the keychain and the CD
If Bae wasn't your oshi from day one then you shouldn't be watching this. You're all cheating whores.
>>18340785If you were a strong man you wouldn't be here either so shut up and feel faggot
Day one rratcoiners how we feeling right now?
bae please...
I just want ame...
No matter how long it takes, I'll wait for Gura
>>18340842How are you holding up friend
God save me...
>>18340876That like 90% of these threads are unfaithful whores who would actually seek out GFE from another Holo instead of being content with their oshi
>>18340300REMINDERWE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>18340785I just find it funny.Well, good for them. Just enjoy I guessRrat is one hell of a business woman, with all these streams this month and this to top it off, she's really going for the kill.
>BECKONING THE WHALES
The only thing this lacks is ASMR mic and i would be dead.
>>18340815>an ominous sound plays
>>18340883She's busy delivering her bf's child
>>18340825Kiara circa 2020 Takamori
If Ame did that I'd never stop listening to it
>ITT
>>18340781Here's the thing. She never said asmr.
what a ride...
>>18340910Same...
>>18340819Same
>>18340786not quite, i think it'll be decently hard to get her to sing you a lullaby
>>18340891I think we're passed the point of no return anon. Welcome to the new /v/.
I love Kronii!
>I love Bae too much now...Fuck...
SOMEONE END MY FUCKING SUFFERING
BAE FIRST POST-MYTH HOLOEN TO REACH 1 MILLIONYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
>>18340904I don’t feel if it’s not my oshi
Maybe GFE isn’t bad
>>18340786Every now and then, a few times during the honeymoon phaseBut generally no
Matsuri is cute!
I want to be Roberu
>>18340876GFE can work, but the ENs refuse to do it.
rrat bros... I will save us all...
>>18340903>You're all cheating whoreswhat are you gonna do about it, huh?I'll get the chocolate from every, single, girl
this is heaven
Brrats… I kneel.
If Fauna was the one doing this I would unironically kill myself
Just remember
>>18340752FeBAErary was a great idea, the rat has come into her own as a streamer
>>18340842>oh God BaeY-You okay rratfriend?
Dude this stream is making me remember that while I was already together with a few women, I never had a true girlfriend.It is kinda sad.
Control your libido
>>18340858>Celebrating half a yearWhy?
>>18340936kek
>>18340917deadbeats and fandeads are going through a rough time anon, don't be too hard on them...
>>18340876WAGMI
it's real to me
The singing destroyed any barrier I had leftThe rrat actually made me remember what loneliness felt like
>>18340910>>18340819I literally posted all of these
>>18340917My oshi is playing fucking Hatoful Boyfriend meanwhile Rrat is giving me the time of my life.I get why people cheat now.
>>18340858i got the keychain and the vinyl, im really excited to listen to it when it comes
>>18340974more like hell
>>18340883if youre a deadbeat you may as well just do it now
I am the only loyal Chumbud
>>18340883Based KFP
Where are the supers?
>>18340903My oshi is in the chat though
YEPTHAT FUCKING DID IT
BAE JUST KISSED MELATER LOSERS
>>18340785T. Rejected 2view "female"
BAEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18340917Hey, I'm not doing anything that my oshi wouldn't also do.
>>18340910I miss ame...
>she actually did a good job making the kiss sound goodJESUSCHRIST
I like Bae but this doesn't make me feel anything... I miss Ame....
>>18340990EP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>That wet kissMY FUCKING COOOOOOOCK
>>18340869Little over 5 years for me. The memories are coming back...
>For the rest of the monthWhat a bitch
Oh god I'm fucking dead the kiss
>>18340960And you'll never have her
Enjoying your first taste of GFE, /hlgg/?
>>18340933I don't recall Kiara ever doing this during any of Mori's date streams though.
>>18340988You control yours
God...... damn it!
>>18340982We're all gonna make it
>>18340988Is this the boner of the heart.
I guess I'll just imagine what a kiss feels like
>>18341010Jay says otherwise
Interlinked...
>>18340815>IRyS:>I just finished streaming. Heading home right now, B-chan...
This is kinda cringe ngl fr fr
>the monththere was like 3 kisses what the fuck
>>18340925Bae KU100 GFE
>>18341009Mori has a stream planned
>>18341009>>18341012I am neither of those.
I’m coming buckets
No kisses, only anal.
>>18340654>...and thanks to anon >>18340300 ,that dude was a lifesaver. Thanks a lot man.>everyones at the wedding is confused as hell except for your wife ******** who knows>then you wake up
>>18340869You keep track of the date? That ain't healthy, man. Let it go.
Sounds like the Baeblades are having fun. Wish you all the best with your oshi brrat-anons.
i'm already 27 still virgini will never have a girlfriendi should just die
I WANT TO HUG BAE AND NEVER LET HER GO
>>18340915>>18340981It's actually too powerful. The body laughs at the roleplay but the heart feels the sleepy girlfriend. If the Hayko portion of this roleplay is just like this, I might not make it.
Bae really was built for prone boning
>>18340883based fandead
>>18340976is...is that Haj Amin Al-Husseini as Ryan Gosling?it is, lmfao https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=haj+amin+al-husseini
>>18340876GFE is actually the best shit ever, all opposition to it is literally just sour grapes because EN refused to do it
>>18340917I'm loyal to my oshi and I'll support her until I die, but god damn this rat is making me feel things
>>18340903I love all Holorodents
>>18341057Better to imagine than to remember.
man i just want goomy googa....
>>18340917I CANT HELP IT KIARA TEASED US WITH IT ONCE BUT NOW FUCKING NOTHING I NEED TO BE LOVED FROM SOMEONE BUT SHE JUST WONT GIVE IT TO ME
>>18340858Waiting for my vinyl here!(5 months more)
>>18341065shut up Ame
>>18340819this but Kiara. The weak willed are filtered and I'll someday be the last KFP.
Go easy on me Bae....
>>18341051first one's free as they say...
MOTORBOATING THE RRAT
man if only her voice wasn't annoying this would be decent
I must mating press this rat
AAAAAAAAAAH
>>18340988It's not even libido I think. Just yearning for companionship.
I feel like the "BFE" stream after this is going to be a colossal shitpost as a palette cleanser
>>18340917Hey, my oshi is here too. That's clear approval.
JESAS
UUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FACE IN THE CHEST
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHEST EROTIC
MY FACE IS BETWEEN BAE'S TITS
uwa
im so lonely
>>18340818WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sex
>New positionSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
NEW POSITION SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>18340842Too busy right now, I see.
Holy shit...
UUWWAAAAAAAH MOTORBOATING BAE
>a new positionUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18340831Always knew her roleplay would be good since that creepypasta stream
>I guess this is a new positionuwa
NEW POSITION
>>18340876> What did we learn in the thread tonight?Slow and steady wins the race. I don't know what magic Brrats did but it's working.
>>18340786Not really. Honeymoon phase is literally just sex, after that it's a lot more mundane. Every so often you have a little fight, every so often you comfort each other.
>I can hear your heartbeataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if >we were IRyS the whole time, then who was IRyS's sexy boss?
MAKE IT STOOPPPPP
>>18341087Well good luck with the rratbf friend
>>18340917My oshi is my homie. Bae is my girlfriend. Simple as
>>18341120You shouldn't be here nigger
>>18341135BAE'S FACE BETWEEN MY TITS
I FEEL HER BOOBA ON MY CHEST. I CAN SMELL HER HAIR.
TRYING NEW POSITIONS WITH BAE
>I guess this is a new positionUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAA
>>18341010keep dreamin, pal.
>>18340808>>18340819>>18340910>>18340912>>18340941>>18340945>>18341028>>18341080>>18341101>>18341109Based loyalchads
>>18341009>ever selling Moricoinyou niggers don't learn, don't you
At times like this I regret some of the choices I've made in my life...
>And they said GFE is badRetards
>No kisses for the rest of the month after only 3 kissesThat's fucking bullshit, my cute boss lets me kiss her more than that every day at work.
>>18340988This isn't libido
ANON IS A WHORE!
>>18341012>KFP>one of the most spoiled by their oshiRetardchama...
Now it's like in the art only the pillow is your chest
reminder that bae is an ugly chinkoid irl
I'M BREEDING THE RAT IN A NEW POSITION
SEXXXXXXXX
WHAT'S IT LIKE SNUGGLE WITH THE PERSON YOU LOVE? WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED.
>>18341088>fandeadno
>brrats acting like they're #1Let me remind you what's right after this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fk
>>18341167i made this based post
Reminder anons.
>>18341083I am almost 36 and lost the only woman I ever loved 15 years ago. If I can make it you can too anon.
>Raping Bae while she sleepsYeah I'm going to do it.
>Thanks for today. You were out working hard, and you came back to me. I couldn't ask for anything more.THAT line really HIT HARD.
>>18341204CELLS
>>18341172SHUT UP IRYS
Where the Ame at
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My oshi is still my idol but Bae is now my girlfriend.This is not cheating because my oshi isn't my girlfriend, Bae is though.
fuck
whats it like to hold the hand of somebody you love?
>>18341083Never say never bro. You still got 13 years til it's definitely over. World war 3 type stuff might open up a lot of opportunities
>Falling asleep with my face on the rat's chestGODIWISHTHATWEREME
ONE MORE KISS
>>18341204
>>18341079she was the only woman i ever loved until ame, thanks to her ive almost let go but not fully yet...
>>18340917Your oshi isn't your waifu, dumdum.
>>18341191I'll never say it's bad, just that you should always keep a barrier up so you aren't hurt too bad
>>18340982dubs and the anons of this thread will make it too
>>18340785i mean, i have a disability that makes me physically weak and my family abandoning me has made me emotionally weak. so yeah?
>>18341213uuh, based?
>>18341101missing her so hard right now
>>18341010Not on my watch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Takeshi, you have to stop posting! What if you die from bad cringe posting? If it takes your entire life?!!
AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>18341186I sold and have never regretted it
>>18341087I can't believe Ayamefriend is a bislut.On reflection I should've seen this coming.
I miss Gura. I wish Gura was here.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck...
KIARAAAAAAAAAAA IM SORRY BUT I CANT HELP IT YOU LOVE YOUR CATS MORE THAN ME ANYWAY SO YOU WONT EVEN. IND IF I LEAVE
WHAT THE FUCK BAEEEEEEEEEEE I CANNNNTTTT
damn that was the perfect musical timing
STOP KISSING ME I DONT DESERVE IT
I'M SO HAPPY
NNNNUUUUUUUWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>18341083see >>18340818
>>18340926>>18340785Go back
fuck....
I guarantee none of you faggots are going to watch her after this.
dodged that shit
[chair clattering]
>I love you too
>>18341162Fauna in a suit
I like GFE now
>>18341200and I'm an overweight hunchback with skin problems, I WILL DEMOLISH HER IN BED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It hurts.duplicate file >>18341102
THAT FUCKING KISS WAS EROTIC
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR WHY WON'T MY OSHI DO THIS WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME LIKE BAE LOVES HER FANS WHYYYY
I'm sorry Ame... This is too powerful...
I would do so many things to this rrat
>>18341167>not fucking your homiengmi
>>18340657I love Ina too! She was super cute today!
Jesas this is funny, she played it 100% straightLots of brrats are born tonight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU BAE I LOVE YOU
>watching Bae>having fun>feeling absolutely fucking nothing from itI have confirmed for myself that I only get the lovey-dovey feelings from my oshi today. Even the strongest, most intentional GFE from other holos won't even get me going anymore, it only serves me as fuel if I imagine my own oshi in this scenario.I've done it. I've become the Maes Hughes of Hololive.
I WILL be the last chumbud.
>>18341109Over my dead body. The only thing I can think now is how much I wish Kiara would do this
What does R.Ratman think about all of this?
I feel nothing from Bae doing this, but Imagining Ina doing this makes me want to die
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18341228The only thing I want is for a woman to appreciate me like that
Let her embrace wash over you Baeblades
>>18340988No
This is highly unrealistic and it's taking me out of the scenario
>that last fucking kissAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
As a KFP I get enough GFE from my oshi already. But this is nice too.
>>18341045You won’t have Bae either so I don’t understand your point
>>18341279same desu
If someone told you a week ago that Rushia would have a bf yab right before Valentines and that Bae would go full GFE for Valentines, how would you have reacted?
>>18341298lmao based
>>18341213I'll watch and finally find out if i'm gay or not.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COME BACK
so many goslings...
If my oshi did something like this I would die. Too bad she's too gay to ever do it.
imagine not having a girlfriend as cute and sweet as Baecouldn't be me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHERE IS BAE
Rate it
>>18341196Kiara doesn’t even get close to this, we’re just fucking surrogate pets to get it fucking sucks I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT DIE DIEDIEDIE
Your oshi is really something, brrats. You should take good care of her; she deserves it.
it's over...
>not a slow fadeoutNOT KINO
my heart feels funny
>>18341232tummy hort from eating bread again
>it's over
STOP SAYING YOU LOVE MESTOP KISSING MEI DON'T DESERVE THIS
that was fun
don't go
that ended too fast, there should have been a fade out as you fall asleep
OH NO, WE'RE WAKING UP WITH THAT GUY AREN'T WE!?
It's...over. She's gone. I'm alone again.
>>18341051I wasn't ready for that.At all.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18340883bae is setting herself up to be the most reliable holoEN streamer overall. If 'will she deliver' is seriously a concern you should totally make the switch.
>>18341346Ina would die laughing doing this 2 minutes in and you know it.And just imagining her trying is enough to make my heart flutter
bae's pretty good at this
wtf she said there would be cringe but there was no cringe...
God damn.Bless this rat for doing something so genuine.
kneel to bae right fucking now
>>18341345>>18340839
Heh...cool stream...
BAE DON'T LEAVE ME
>>18341016No clue
WAIT WAIT A MOMENT, I JUST CAME FROM THE SUPERBOWL WHAT DID I MISS???? IS IT ALREADY ENDING ??No...
EVERYONE IS NOW OBLIGATED TO WATCH THE SLEEPY BOYFRIEND RP
>>18341213I hope it's awful just so the threads go from goslings to stuff like pic related in a span of five minutes
I believe in another hotel stream
>>18340876sorry, what was the question?
GOSLING STATUS?>GOSLING STATUS?GOSLING STATUS?>GOSLING STATUS?GOSLING STATUS?>GOSLING STATUS?
RATE THE RATRATE THE KISSRATE THE DEAL RATE THE STREAM
>>18341291Good. Only people who care about Bae should watch her.
>>18341109I got filtered because it wasn't Kiara saying it to me. I'm in too deep with her so I'll be the last KFP
Considering this Rushia situation, whatever Bae is doing is a BAD IDEA. What the fuck Bae, this shit is dangerous ground.
Post em
Thread status?
>>18341359Bae learned the One Last Kiss from IRyS...
back to loneliness nice
It's over...
>>18341402Clearly not lol
>Humming and sweet talking instead of playing video gamesBoring.
>>18341276Moricoin is actually one of the best coins in nasfaq because she's a music channel and Susan treats her differently, so she has massive swings from irregular updates in what is colloquially known as the 'brap cycle'
I MISS
>>1834139510/10 was way more erotic than I would have thought I NOW LOVE A RAT
Okay maybe tonight I will fap to her. Just a little bit.
>>18341087Praying for the boy enjoyers among us that she actually tries instead of just using the voice changer and ruining everything.
Did you retards learn nothing from rushia
>>18341451It's okay, you can watch the boyfriend one in half a hour
>>18341395My pp hard
>>18341454AND I'LL HORNYPOST ABOUT THE BOY RAT TOO
We are supposed to know better than Fandead...
I feel so empty right now
>see notifs >haachama uploaded: we love russia>deletedanyone got the vid?
>>18341276and you also never learned, yes
>>18341431Fucking jesus dude, she's doing alright but watch streams.
>>18341441Saving up cringe for the next stream
>>18341395she's not my oshi and I didn't gosling but it genuinely made me feel a pang of heartache due to memories.
>>18341474about to turn gay in 25 minutes
>>18341441Next stream
>>18340754I MISS SANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IRyS please don't do anything like this.
>>18341460Not even close to baseline
Didn't notice IRyS was in chat.
>>18341427>that imageGo back
Wait, that was GFE? That was actually fun.
>>18341495fuck
>>18341455i swore i put the image in there
Damn Bae has an actual talent for thiscrazy that she only pulled it out after more than six months
Now tell me anon, did you cheat?
I regret making fun of fandeads now…
Dont overdose on GFE guys a healthy amount is fine but dont go overboard
https://youtu.be/6LZnoardwWYhttps://youtu.be/6LZnoardwWYhttps://youtu.be/6LZnoardwWY>everyone's busy with GFE/BFE>meanwhile roberu
>>18341317*salute*
>>18341484OH NOYOU'RE GOING TO LUKNIGHT HELL
Don't say yes if you can't say noVictim of the system, say it isn't soSquatted on the doorstep, swollen on the blowLeaving without you, can't say noHalfway starts with happiness for meHalfway house, lost kitten in the streetHit me where it hurts, I'm coming home to loseKitten on the catwalk, high-heeled shoesNo more hard-headed SaturdaysThey got it, they want it, they give it awayTell me one thing you would never doI was looking for a hooker when I found youYou've got my eyes, you've got my eyesYou'll never be mine, ah, but you've got my eyesWhen you lie, I'll cover it upWhen you hide, I'll cover it upWhen you cry, I'll cover it upWhen you come undone, I'll cover it up
IMISSBAAEEEE
>Thanked me for working hard for today and how grateful she was that I came back home to cuddle with her>That final kiss at the endI need to eat an extra tub of ice cream for these feelings.
Have none of you ever even tried to watch some of the JPs GFE stuff? This was pretty entry level compared to them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
alright you take the day brrats that was kino af
Im empty now
Theme: https://youtu.be/imsKNp37xtM
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>All of sudden everyone cares about BaeWhy are you so easy to be tempted anon? Are you a slut? You would kiss any girl that lets you? What a disgrace you are to your oshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fk
I am NOT a cheater. I see my oshi as an idol, not a girlfriend, so it is not an issue to see Bae as my girlfriend. I am NOT a whore.
Instead of watching Bae roleplay I'm listening to Whole Lotta Red
I'ma put bengay on my lips and kiss Hayko on the balls lmfao
The sudden fade was like waking up from a dream and realizing you're still just you
GFE energy bros im sorry, I thought you were all mentally ill but damn Baelz showed me the power of this thing. How could i be so blind and its only one stream too imagine being brainwashed by hundred of these types of streams I would be addicted too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkSince western women have to consider GFE cringe time for this to ruin it
>>18341549Based.
>>18341433aaaaaaaaa I neeed it
>>18341566I don't speak moonrunes.
>>18341554why does this picture arouse me
>>18341471I am not a deadbeat, but the thing I cannot forgive mori for is "drankies." I want to die every time I hear her say it
>it's over>reality hits again
>>18341578Just fuck off, christ
Now you understand a fraction of Rushia's power.
I thought manbae graduated. Why is he allowed to come back but coco isn't?
It says ROLEPLAY in all caps don't get too attached
So GFE is bad etc etc until you're the one on the receiving end, amiright boys?
>>18340988https://streamable.com/4cny97
Bae has just made me miss Gura more.
>>18341565Suisei sang it better.
>>18341395Thinking thoughts that aren't about Bae now makes me sad/10
Oh now you all want my rrat. FUCK OFF
>>18341486>brap cycleis that the canon name for squatting arcs?
>>18341470Why? Bae is setting limitations on it.
>>18341555That abrupt ending to Bae's stream was just like the abrupt ending version of the Lost Kitten edit.
Imagine Bae's roleplay on the KU-100 so it sounds like she's really right next to you. I'm going to superchat her for next year.
So who fapped to the stream?
>>18341433Anon stop. Some things are too powerful to obtain
>>18341484based lunautist
>>18341536GFE is fun as long as you dont get lost in it.
>Actual wojaks being postedNewniggers need to leave immediately.
>>18341103Just listen to the zoo date
>>1834139510/10 cover struck gold with the rat the rest of EN should really learn from her
I used to do this exact thing in my last relationship but after we had a nasty breakup I feel emotionally fucked and can't get with any other guys. HoloEN has slowly turned me gay and I just want a girlfriend at this point but I'm too afraid of that as well. I'll just sit here and gosling with the boys...
>>18341578anon she just stopped a few seconds ago.
>>18341563anon, instead of a tub of ice cream.lets do some pushups.If we do enough push ups and stop eating the ice cream.We'll get a girl like Bae one day
>>18341549definitely on the grindset
>>18341604Don't do it bro, it's not worth it.
>>18341395I've got some respect for her after that, she has what it takes.I'm going to try to catch her streams more often.
>>18341497this doesn't stop the eternal cycle of loneliness
>>18341395Incredible.
>>18341486NASFAQ stock is viewership based? Fuck, I thought you could make some big money by playing the market on skittish investors
i miss gurathis felt so forced but gura just radiates love for her members. it's not GFE, it's something better and feels stronger
>>18341600
Bae did a good job
>>18341219just wait for tomorrow
>>18341495
>>18341542Cancelling my KFP membership right now.Can’t change the almost 10k I’ve spent on her, but I don’t regret it. Kiara will find someone else anyway.
>>18341576Honestly kind of annoyed by IRyS, Bae literally asked chat to try to be on-topic and her showing up just made it AN OCEAN of spam about her + NTRys spam
>>18341632Lol no.
>>18341641When her wet kisses graced the mic I instantly got hard.
>>18341493This was my guess too. The voice changer sounds pretty bad, it really only works for Kronii. Can't imagine much immersion.
>>18341578did bitcoin crash again
What’s up losers? I just thought I’d interrupt your endless streams of screaming and posting pictures of that Ryan Reynolds’s or whoever to remind you that *I* am closer to your Oshi than you will ever get! Now have fun being forever alone, I’m going to go eat some food that my owner made me! Later, Dillweeds!
>>18341483I'm going to bet the boyfriend one makes more money.
Now that Bae ended can we stream Dreamin Chuchu?https://youtu.be/vjBZzYN3aAs
>>18341549>Providing the best HSE (Hardworking Son Experience) in the marketHe knows his target audience.
10/10 Genuinely impressed. Going all out even after the Rushia yab. Bravo rat. Bravo.
>>18341393Nigger she genuinely loves hanging out with us. I dont give a single shit about erotic or sexy feel with her, when they happen sure it's great, but I am always happy and content just to have her around us. That is her GFE for me, someone I love that loves me back enough to stay and chat while we talk about shit that doesn't matter.
This was just a taste of gfe anon...Now imagine the agony of the fandead
>>18341343she does this but in snippets thoughhttps://files.catbox.moe/67qa7w.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/htayqi.mp3https://streamable.com/ut4ah1https://streamable.com/0z3gz4
>>18341622no wonder she gathered a huge following of the mentally ill.
>>18341653shut up faggot
>>18341606I never cared about Risu never doing anything like this but now I really wish she'd do it at least once. Her voice pack scraped the surface.
So, how do we convince every single girl in EN to do the same thing?>oh but it wouldn't be uniqueFuck off nobody cares I need more of this. I want to feel like this more often. There is a part of my brain and heart that were never touched like this rrat just touched. I am in the middle of work and I'm crying in the bathroom.
[Concerning News] The deadbeats are hatching a plan to force Mori into doing a GFE RP stream like Bae's.
>bad end locks you into a gay route and deletes the files for the good end in which you would normally get to have sexkusoge
>>18341476>One Last Kiss
>>18341471
You guys are just funposting, right? There's no way you're this pathetic.
>>18341678What Ame has won't be anywhere near that anon
Mori updated her stream time so she is now streaming on Valentine's dayhttps://youtu.be/X6zqDeW_SGk
>>18341395I am a broken man10/10
>>18341541She's been doing (scripted video not streaming) RP like that since she was 14 or so.
Congratulation, anon, you were chonsen as the new member of HolostarsEN. There is a high demand for BFE. Can you pull it off?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!NOW I'M WAKING UP.....!I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!>*Prey Slaughtered*
>>18341536Fun until you get emotionally dependent on it
>>18341710thats fine but thats not GFE thats just FE
>>18341593More like EN hololive fans have only been fed small pathetic table scraps of GFE until now and just got a taste of the real shit
>>18341542I didn't even hover over the stream
>>18341647It’s criminal that it’s behind a paywall.
>>18340760Sounds like YOU need one of these!
>>18341653i'll dress up as a girl for you
>>18341653Oh fuck off. You're literally choosing to play on hard mode. These anons, they didn't get a fucking choice
>>18341565
>>18341653You'll never know if you don't try
>>18341721Sorry...
i might have to stop being an investigator after this. ame never treats us this good...
>>18341653>and can't get with any other guys.
>>18341542Ina deserved it
I love bae
>>18341542Why would I?
>>18340917Unless my oshi actually enters into a relationship with me, I will keep my options open and continue to flirt with the other girls.
>>18341727you could always try to get a real one
>>1834139510/10 I no longer hate GFE, it's an artform worthy of respect.
>>18341653LondonAlso ANON IS A WHORE
>>18341727Cry at your desk like a fucking man, anon
>>18341623Coco will come back for Holofes.
https://poal.me/jcv7z0
>>18341462its coming, stay strong...
>>18341685whoops, forgot my image
You are all pathetic and have learned nothing.I warned you.I really tried.I will now drop Bae as she is a whore.
>>18341700Holy based
>>18341777Fucking kill yourself, you don't deserve any of them.
https://youtu.be/o0QNmC9GKEg?t=2506
>>18341317Based
>>18341653trips and
>actually doing proper GFE>english karaoke>streameing every single dayRRAT was our promissed savior all along
>>18341678Should be>tummy hort>no stream; sorry guys
>>18341745kek
>>18341219Ame put your ass in your place faggot, also TA2 was better
>>18341653I can't promise you salvation is out there, but I can at least give you a seat on this staircase and we can gosling together. Is that good enough?
>>18341631same desu
It's hard to type with just one arm so I'm signing off for tonight bros
>>18341471look at my Sana card
>>18341632>>18341683they singing it together is the best experience
>>18341762tfw you made that image and never heard the soundpostsaved
>>18341702no, it unironically sucks.
Mumei is probably having hot sweaty sex around rn... and im alone...
>>18341701i was going to send her a pinky but it ended too abruptly and no way in hell i'm going to send it during the gay one, so it will have to wait until her next next stream
Who the fuck is raiding us? Is it nijiniggers again?
>>18341604It makes me even less sympathetic to GFE peddlers when it yabs on them.
>>18341744i will just do what nijihomos do and do kisses with every SC and read the most stupid and thirsty ones.
I keep rewinding back to the lullaby to listen to it againI can recommend you do the same
>>18341723Here dumbass you get Risu ringing bells in your ear for 2 hours.
>>18341653you could literally date any person here, nobody would ever date me
>>18341653>This entire post
>>18341566Really? Apart from a few member ASMRs i really don't remember at all them doing this kind of roleplays at all. I would even say most holos don't any kind of GFE thing.
>>18341735that wont matter to the OG goslings, if theyre still around
>>18341744Ganbarimasu
>>18341542It's not my fault, the rat seduced me!
Bae is the only good council member
>>18341338Actually, anon, it means you're gay
>>18341867yeah with me
LEADER OF COUNCIL
alright bros, imma go take a shower before I go visit my homie haykos
>>18341812Sorry that's the wrong one
>>18341821i'm not too proud to admit i crave intimacy.
>>18340917My oshi is gay anon, I have no choice but to cheat for a slice of GFE.
>>18341649Rest of EN streaming consistently would be a good start
>>18340936lol
>>18341371>Rushia went from being the best GFE on the planet to the worst GFE on the planet>Bae went from being the worst GFE in EN to the best GFE in ENmy head is fucking spinning
>>18341542w-what if my oshi doesn't do GFE?
>>18341735It will be better because it will have Ame in it
>>18341632It's like the only song Irys beat Suisei at actually. Shes crazy polished at one last kiss.
>>18341653You can still post your smegma here if it makes you feel better
>>18341741
>>18341653we will make it maneven if it is between us
>>18341343>>18341109I will be the last KFP, unless Kiara fries and eats me before you all.
>>18341542n-no
>>18341725i can see it now: deadbeats in a closet masturbating while crying watching C***er rail Mori while she wears and Iron Mouse mask.
Jesus what did I walk into? Why is everyone considering cheating now? Was Bae that tempting?
>>18341744I'm weak and would probably get mindbroken into being super parasocial with my chat within a month.
>>18341698bitcoin has never 'crashed'. here watch this nuclear phd explain ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW6Ktg0GygE
>>18341887I'd never abandon Ame.
>>18341685>>18341812>>18341910Inconceivably based
I swear if all of you turn into women again I will NEVER post here again
>>18341667The whole point of NASFAQ is lost if you don't have the chuubas prioritized. People used to make fuckloads in the early days by pumping and dumping Civia and Ame. Now it's a more 'mature' market, but unpredictable events like stream overlaps, privating videos over yabs, random unprivating of stuff from the Holocaust or Susan just outright fucking up and refusing to update still drive unpredictability of the market.
>>18341879It's based but it kinda hurts
>>18341395I'm glad she's going all out but all I felt was crushing loneliness
>>18341736This woman is so fucking addicted to this place is concerning. Even more so with how often she fucks up.
>>18341861Shut up and do it
>>18341744I'll do my best. I already have 0 internet footprint so i have the opsec covered so no yabs from me.
How are my fellow Kromates doing? Are my timebros staying strong?
>>18341593I really like Bae and a few others. But Marine is my oshi. Sadly my Japanese reps have not gone well and she isn't around as much. I have given up on being loyal but I will never let myself have another oshi.
>>18341789I have had sex before but never had a proper emotional connection to any of the women I fucked. All of them don't want anything to do with me aside from sex. >>18341800I am not paid enough for that.
>>18341881That's a really dumb thing to say. Hope you make it anon.
>Gfe happens>thread is god-tierDon't you all see the light now? The recent drama made people lose faith, but it's always the answer
>>18341872faster
>>18341464rock-bottom-loneliness/10
>>18341542I've been here two years and never had a serious oshi. I have ones I like more than others, but not to the point I've ever membered any of them.
>>18341710Maybe I’m the only one who thinks this, but Kiara’s relationship with KFP feels a lot like Coco’s with Kiryu-kai. Not quite girlfriend, but closer than being an idol.
>>18341859based
>>18341735I just want Ame though.
>>18341721>>18341766>>18341767>>18341770>>18341782>>18341794>>18341829>>18341847>>18341881>>18341885>>18341944Please point out to me where I asked for a reply to my post, and when you can't, go back
I was going to skip Bae's BFE one, but I think I'll give it a chance since the GFE one was so good, it might be funny.
>>18341129Especially if she wants to watch her girlfriend's valentines karaoke in 15 minutes
>>18341725Oh really... I thought those guys were too good for "gfe propaganda"
>>18341653you used to sing lullabies to your bf?
>>18341957>Was Bae that tempting?Yes
>>18341702How did this flop harder than anything IRyS has put out?
>>18341713>https://files.catbox.moe/htayqi.mp3My goodness...
>>18341736It won't be anywhere close to that Kino but she can try
>>18341542Yeah I didNot my fault Amebee hasn't streamed in 5 years
>>18341684I love IRyS but her one flaw socially is an inability to read the room and know when not to talk, for example in the en vrchat collab where she wouldn't shut up for storytime.She's cute and genki and brings out the best in everyone, so it's not a flaw I often complain about but... yeah, she can do that, and it sucks when she does.
>>18341371Considering that the MSM labels you a conspiracy theorist for believing that mandatory vaccination is a big possiblity just a few months ago, nothing surprises me anymore.
>>18340917My oshi will never dabble into GFE in her life and I don't even know if she's going to stream tomorrow much less even tweet out something. I actually want to have sexual relations with this rrat.
>>18342011She's a true Orange Woman
>>18341773Your moom-posting privileges have also been revoked. Only we men can post her.
>>18341973All I care about is buying my oshi's coin
https://streamable.com/s9omgzjust remembered I may make it
>>18341973I get that it makes sense to have the market driven by the fundamentals, but it does make it just a bit sad for me to see that there won't be any more runs on the bank, so to speak.
>>18342029HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>18341632I say this as a die-hard Suisei music fan, but IRyS' One Last Kiss is a tiny bit better than hers. It's insane how good a fit it is for her, I think even Utada Hikaru might compliment her.
>>18341980She messed on the time from the beginning because she was on her laptop.
>>18341970i will take hormones if gura turns out to be gay
>>18342003the game was rigged from the start...
>>18341734look at where you are and then ask yourself the same question again...
>>18341658I dont know if i can my nigga, this shit is strong.im already scratching for more, I think the only thing that will save me is the fact that idk any En vtuber who do these sort of things and i can barely understand japanese so I should be safe...I think.
>>18342029Kill yourself blogposter
>>18342029
>>18342029You didn't make that post. Stop lying
>>18342035ghostlings SOMEHOW still exist
>>18341542That sort of thing doesn't do anything for me. Even if Fauna did it I'd feel a little weird with a roleplay scenario. I much rather casual chatting and maybe the occasional remark on how much they love their viewers.
>>18341957Bae hid her powerlevel.
>>18341542Nah, but the stream was really great. Bae's been working really hard lately and deserves to incline.
>>18342029You are a faker faggot who should kill himself.
Dissipate all that gosling energy with some KOKORO ODORU!
>>18341678anon it's just a karaoke tomorrow
>>18342029male hands typed this post unlike that FEMALE I replied to
>>18341980What the fuck does a time change have to do with /vt/?
>>18342029>Please point out to me where I asked for a reply to my postIt was implied when everyone realized you were a woman
>>18341970Men turning into women (via magic) is my fetish though.
>>18342093Shondo....
>>18342029The Ina type usually breaks up after a fight.
>>18342064It's fine. Bae will come ruin IRyS' GFE stream later.
>>18341881there are literally uglier bitches and mentally/physcally ill fucks than you getting some so i dont see why you wont have a chance
>>18341645>>18341749"Without sauce a man is lost, but a man can also become lost in the sauce" - plato
>>18342104>. Even if Fauna did itShe will tomorrow, just won't be live. It'll be pre-recorded.
>>18340917I don't want my oshi to do this. The thought is too scary.
where is kronii
>>18342116She has another Valentines stream but yea it won't be the same as this
You guys need to break the spell. Hang out with Aruran to think clearly againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7mtLFcu1yg
>>18342035his picking up two random posts
>>18342051Please stop using my oshi and her friend to shit on IRyS.
>>18342127crin->via magickinda based
>>18341542No but I support Bae doing good content
>>18341371
>>18341758Don't tell tenchou I gave you thisHappy Valentines Day anonhttps://litter.catbox.moe/adaops.flac
>>18342144with mewe’re spending valentine’s together
>>18341735It's ame
It was nice and Bae did well at it. Thanks for the happiness rrat and happy Valentines Day to you. And happy Valentine's to you anons as well whether it's today or tomorrow. Hope you can find some type of joy whatever that looks like for you.
>>18341622Very powerful. First you start off just by listening as a member after being lured in by a freebee. Then you become numb to just listening. So you try to get the rush again from super chats. But you have to out compete others to get her to recognize you.
>>18342068Jokes on you, you've probably moom replied to my moom posts a shit ton of times.
>>18341736I thought she was taking like a week off for recovery and a mini vacation?
She's gonna turn you into a big gay flalala homo when she does the boyfriend part. You'll want to suck her(his) dick.
>>18342086have i got news for you
>>18341970Hayko and San were the best members of the Ministry so you're just going to have to deal with it.
All that sweet rushia superchat money has to go somewhere, i bet management told them to go harder on the GFE so that rival corpos don't snatch it
>>18342111Back in the day, right after gen3 debuted and I was first getting into chuubas, Furea was one of my favs.
>>18342144She is with me, what do you want
>>18341542cant cheat if im a slutfor them its cheating but for me its not
>>18342136I made a tinder and got rejected by multiple hamplanet women
https://litter.catbox.moe/td6516.png
>>18342155I’m shitting on your oshi and her friend tho
>>18342174Exactly
I want Takanashi Kiara to crush me between her thighs and step on me.
>>18341725as much as I would like to see those cucks suffer it would bring another wave of drama
By the way if you're not worried about cheating or something there's a lot of roleplay asmr on youtube that's exactly like this
>>18342173a stream
>>18342193*cums on you*
>>18342080The positions just become really long. Something like if Sana actually returns to regular streaming, people who have been slowly stockpiling her coin in this prolonged dip stand to make hundreds of millions.
So uhhh, succubi are real?
>>18340917give me a break...my oshi doesn't stream as much as others...
>>18342199based and slutpilled
>>18341433>Come home to a sleepy Ina>After talking for a little bit she tries a flirty girlfriend routine but ends up bursting out laughing shortly after starting it>Start telling each other shitty jokes and puns as you cuddle>Fall asleep together gigglingHow do writefags do it? This is shit but just imagining it hurt
I hope I make it
>>18341957Hey I've always been a Brrat from the second she busted out that Mio voice in Fuwa Fuwa time.Feeling ever so vindicated after months of "oh she's boring" and "oh she doesn't have anything going for her" spam.
>>18342138I mean I'll watch it for sure to support her but scripted stuff feels way too awkward for me to enjoy it (I feel the same way about her other pre-recorded ASMR). Still love her to bits mind you, but I'd rather just an intimate Zatsu.
>>18341735Anon, by your logic Rushia would be the most popular chuuba of all time when she isn't even top 2 of her gen.
>>18342125The schizos that were spamming that Mori isn't doing her stream on Valentine's day
>>18341395This fucking rat came out of nowhere and put a roleplay head to head with the oshi buff on my oshi's most intimate honest and vulnerable streams and very nearly fucking won anyway, holy shit
>>18341542It's not cheating if my oshi isn't my girlfriend.I will dedicate myself to being a good boyfriend for Bae while still rooting for my oshi.
>>18341984What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
>>18342158I had to clarify. Didn't used to have to but nowadays...
>>18342051Please don't make fun of IRyS, it's not nice...
>>18342193H-haha.. Yeah...
>>18342214I want Takanashi Kiara to take that sword and just stab my heart with it several times and then burn my corpse.
>>18341959cuckposters are pretty unhinged.
So how is my beloved necromancer spending Valentine's Day? Any streams planned?
>>18342184Shit, I probably have.
>>18342219too busy being with mefor real though it’s not valentine’s yet on her time zone
>>18342182it's something prerecorded or just a voiceover
*gives you chocolate and starts to twerk*
>>18342237Baesed.
>>18341542I did not. I only watched Ina's stream today and then turned everything off to focus on life reps.That might change with IRyS since I finished
Congrats brrats on having a powerful oshi
>>18342243she made 150k in january supas
>>18341542No but my oshi did.
>>18342243>by your logic Rushia would be the most popular chuuba of all time when she isn't even top 2 of her gen.I think you have the wrong person because what the fuck are you talking about
It's probably unhealthy if I'm imagining scenarios like that stream with my oshi every single night as I'm falling asleep, right?
>>18341980Remember how she coincidentally became very distant from Kiara the same time orcschizo was going nuts?
>>18342273Not allowed to stream or tweet.
>>18341957were you there? did you hear her? no man could...
>>18342265perhaps this is a good thing...
>>18342240>but I'd rather just an intimate Zatsu.I can imagine that's what the member stream will be, who knows
>>18342265
>>18342005ANONS I KNOW THE RUSHIA YAB WAS BAD, BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE FAITH!JUST ONE MORE MORE ASMR STREAM, ALL THE DRAMAFAGS WILL BE GONE AND WE'LL BE SWIMMING IN VR BEDSIDE STREAMS IN TAHITI!
>>18341887>OG goslings
>>18342234Jesus...
>>18342242It's more likely that Mori just realized she had it set for the wrong day than her listening to some schizo
I don't ever remember consenting to being kissed by Bae. We truly do live in a society...
>>18342204
>>18342273Talking with her lawyer and her boyfriend's lawyer
>>18342261>it's realHoly shit how come Kiara and Mori earn more on Superchat Reading #7231 than Bae did on this milestone of a stream?!
>>18342064This has already been debunked retard. Proximity chat is based of distance. Irys was physically incapable of hearing Kiara from where she was standing because Kronii was talking to her. I don't wanna hear anything about " reading the room" from a Mythfag.
>>18342208Are you though?
>>18341395Other ENs GFE is like the college kid buying you alcohol when you're underage, or the stoner kid at the party passing you a jointBae's GFE is a cartel kingpin who controls heroin and cocaine distribution for most of the continental United States
wait fuck I just realized.You guys will be okay with leaving and watching Bae or something while MY oshi's on, right? Because, that shit's for me, I know watching someone who wasn't your oshi was nice for this, but that's different, IRyS's stream is just for us
>>18342225Yes
>>18341887>OG goslingsThose who survived through amegeddon, are invincible at this point
>>18341653Good luck, sis. I believe you'll get your clam munched by a Holo one day.
>>18342337Yep that’s it she’s just retarded
>>18342351>skyrimwe are going home
>>18341371Green means stop, red means go.
>>18342261Lmao
>>18342302That's completely normal and exactly what I do
>>18342204>>18342234AAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE VALENTINE'S DAY
I can pretend Bae is futa in the BF stream, right?
Reserving this slot for IRyS.
>>18342304no, it's literally your headcanon
ame is too good of a person to do GFE. she's not going to make you sink years of your life into her instead of seeking out real experiences
SKYRIM IS BACK ON THE MENUhttps://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1493064588157353990
>>18342351>8AM ESTFauna-chama...>Stream every dayBased
>>18342351>3pm ESTfuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm gonna miss it I'm still at work....
>>18342362Yes.
>>18342351>Skyrim>Monopolykino week incoming
>>18342351Guess I'm membering Fauna...
>>18342204I WILL achieve this someday and no one can tell me otherwise
Gura cute
>>18342351Oh yeah, that's what I was waiting for
>>18342261>EN GFE will print money guys...
I watched a couple of minutes of bae's stream but all I could feel was cringe.
>>18342351Good looking week
>>18342304Anon orcschizo was going nuts for so long. Hell, I feel like the height of orcschizo was well before takamori's end.
Just realized Bae sounds like Brett from TwoSetViolin It's over for me...
>>18342357Baes money comes form her SC readings at early morning or late night jp time.She doesnt cultiavte lots of SC on regular streams.
>>18342406Okay, explain how.
>>18342372She'll be roleplaying a date with Hayko, not (You).
>>18342372Ok, you suceeded, you baited me into watching IRyS
>>18341744I could be really good at it ngl. But I wouldn't
>>18342351>SkyrimBASED TODD YOU REALLY DID THE HOMERUN
>>18342429You aren't broken enough yet
What is that program that one anon posted some time ago, where it syncs the vod and the thread
>>18342395Ame is the EN GFE and has done multiple dedicated GFE streams
>>18342204>>18342234GIVE IT TO ME
>>18342261I hate this world, it's so unfairTamakori earn money just standing still not doing anything significant and yet Bae can't get more than this
>>18342351GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA
>>18341653I can fix you. I can make you straight again.
this is what what vtubing is all about. Let me just enjoy this brief respite where I can at least pretend that I am loved. I don't care if it isn't real and I don't care about humanity either. normalfags want to take away my one joy in this life and tell you this is part of the toxic idol culture or whatever
>>18341653>HoloEN has slowly turned me gay and I just want a girlfriend at this point but I'm too afraid of that as wellHoly shit. Are you me??
>>18342415The cutest!
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1493064830525198340https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1493064830525198340https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1493064830525198340
>>18342273Whether shes actually guilty or not, missing out on Valentines must genuinely piss her off. She 100% had something planned.
>>18342445Are you saying Brit?
>>18342451now time for the kill.
At last, I'm the last teamate, it took a while, but it's done
>>18340786Anon, the term GFR came from the world of sex escort.It's all about the fantasy>here's a hot girl who loves me unconditoinally despite me not spending effort to win her affection>also whom I can cuddle and fuck and maybe chat about dumb shit without having to care one single bit about her personal feelingsOfc it's not like having a real GF.
>>18342261Im sure most are saving up for the Bday stream....I hope?
>>18342457No FUCK OFF I'M NOT BAITING GO WATCH THE RRAT DO HER BFE INSTEAD
>>18342261All the money went to her karaoke.
>>18342442Don't respond to copy pasted posts from his bait spreadsheet anon
>>18342453I’m not explaining shit to you
>>18342451She Will Be Loved is the superior version of this soundpost
>>18342506Wrong!
>>18341744No. BUT, I can consistently anti-air people that jump in on me in fighting games.
>>18342304Baffling that out of every conceivable way you could shit on Mori you continue to commit to this one that not even the most headcanon producing of Mori antis invests in
>>18341807The more of them you've been with, the less powerful they areT. Male whore
>>18342351>KU100 singingIsn't that going to be like REALLY loud?
>>18342261>>18342357You don't do 1 stream and suddenly call yourself GFE
>>18342475Theres a script that originated in vsj and theres a chumputer, not sure which one youre talking about
>>18342515>d-don't question the status quo, stop asking questionsAnon...
>>18341542I'm here for the idol side, not the GFE stuff, so I wasn't even tempted to turn on the stream.
>>18342351SORRY MY [OSHI] I HAVE BEEN DENYING IT FOR MONTHS NOW, BUT I LOVE FAUNA, I REALLY DO. SHE IS FUN AND CUTE AND SHE LOVES HOLOLIVE. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>18342415i want to hold gura's hand as we watch the sunset together
>there are people here who would unironically have sex with Bae, and try to make her cum and creampie her tight pussy
>>18342506Never
>>18341598wtf, based
I can't even begin to wrap my head around what you people seem to be doing. Are you all really just that desperate?Is this truly all it takes for you people?Have you ever even talked to a woman?
Anyone going for a night drive when IRyS comes up? I can't cuz I'm a seanigger and it's gonna be 12pm...
>>18342478Mori has the song production buff plus minor suffering arc and Kiara went through a major suffering arc and streams a shit ton plus minor song production buff.
>>18342261>>18342357What are the SC numbers so far for February?
>>18342429Same, but it was cringe at myself because I felt like a cheating whore.
why ina so horny lately
>>18342510>without having to care one single bit about her personal feelingsJesus.I don't want to be associated with GFE faggots anymore.
>>18342567*ass
>>18342351> The 3 worst Myth membersWhy.....? Do something with Ame for fucks sake.
yoink
>>18342567>tryThere is no "try"
>>18342543Nah, all she has to do is stand back. Noel has done it before.
>>18342487Please, have (straight) sex
>>18342204Bless that koikatsu tako.https://litter.catbox.moe/lo6zgi.png https://litter.catbox.moe/hv2rv5.png https://litter.catbox.moe/gr4g70.png https://litter.catbox.moe/atm7qg.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/mzklkn.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/cw04q9.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/mw5wk4.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/rnrcap.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/d1j8ow.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/p7vqik.png
>>18342579it's okay irys is literally singing at 1pm
REMINDER THAT "MONOPOLY" MEANS SEX
>>18342579It's 0 degrees outside so I'll stay in and drink soda and eat pocky.
>>18342579It's fucking lunch break for you.
>>18341653>>18342487These two anons should hook up and make out and hold hands!
>>18342604t. deadbeat
>>18342577>Are you all really just that desperate?yes>Is this truly all it takes for you people?yes>Have you ever even talked to a woman?Yes, and failed every timeStop stealing damascus soundposts when you're somehow even stupider than he is
>>18342596ovulating
>>18342563Same desu
>>18342611TAKO NO
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1493062873408765952?s=21https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1493062873408765952?s=21https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1493062873408765952?s=21
>>18342577>Are you all really just that desperate?Not really>Is this truly all it takes for you people?Yes>Have you ever even talked to a woman?YesMen are easy to please
>>18342596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kHq9cHSEg
>>18342487Can't tell if you're trolling or not. If not, had a bad abusive relationship and it basically has turned me off guys forever.
>>18342351>Chocolate Tasting, Ku100 singing, Hidden but probably something else on top of thisCan't wait>RE8 with BaeApprehensive, especially with how Bae was last stream. Hope she gets through the dollhouse fast.>SkyrimNature is healing.>MonopolyNeat.
what's the website for checking SC numbers? I know about hololyzer, but that's only for the girls, and i want to check homo's earnings.
>>18342182Mori taking 'time off" just means "4 day weekend".I don't know why you're surprised.She's an overdramatic Menhera and major dumb bitch but she sticks to her guns and I respect that despite everything.t. Day one Deadbeat
>>18342577Yes. Kill yourself faggot
>>18342651She's just like me.
>>18342577Go back
>>18342604Anon, she's literally house hunting and moving for the next 2 weeks.
After russia, trust no whore
>>18342604You don't even watch Ame, she is going on break after the 15th
Bae is a little bit like a virtual prostitute if you think about it.
>>18341980we're just recovering from Rushiagate, this whore just likes to shit the board with drama
>>18342619Who in their right mind would pick a male over a cute girl?
>>18342577Normal men don't need to hire escorts.Same thing here.
>>18342577>my oshi is more gfe than your oshi>i can't believe I cheated on my oshi to watch another holo's gfe stream!!>your oshi doesn't stream on valentine's? she's having sex rn
>>18342639But I want to night drive not day drive!
>>18342358This! it's Kronii's fault! she should stop distracting IRyS, the nerves of that clock...
>>18342400>>18342351fuck I actually thought she was overlapping Mori's valentines day thingybut instead shes probably overlapping Gura'slame
>>18342567How does one have sex ironically?
>>18342577It's content that regular streamers don't doIt's part of what makes Hololive uniqueIf you don't understand that, you're braindead
I put an alarm to wake me up before Bae's stream. It didn't go off..
how did the world turn out like this? there are thousands of lonely men all across the world who's sole source of intimacy is vtubers. I just wish the world was different somehow. why does the world have to be so cruel? why can't we all just find our happiness...
>>18342660Valentines is haram for them so of course Mooner is more concerned about the food deals.
>>18342660Imagine the softness and warmth of Moona's plump form as you hit it from behind.
If you think about it, it's pretty depressing.People know who she originally liked, but anons have also seen how she's been in her recent streams involving holostars as well. How else would bae know how to nail all the correct talking points except for constantly thinking about it herselfTLDR Bae is insanely fucking lonely and knows the one thing she wanted she can't have
>>18341744I hit 'em with some of THIShttps://streamable.com/r718n7
>>18342579if my car wasn't broken down i would...
>>18342358I was watching IRyS and could hear Kiara.
>>18342596It's actually something she talked about before. She acts like this with Kiara but not with Lamy/Nene/anyone else because Kiara is consistently the only one who acts as a straightman for her. Everyone else either doesn't attempt it or they attack back
>>18342700A cute girl would probably do thatIf any manga written by a woman I've read has taught me anything, broad shoulders are a shoo-in
>>18342733time for round 2 with manbae
>>18341653Anon...you're most likely bi and just now realized it.
>>18342721>but instead shes probably overlapping Gura's>HSBI
>your oshi>are you cheating on her with rrat?
>>18342577shut up you're autistic
>>18342735Real relationships are overratedIndulging in romantic fantasy is the new hotness
>>18342693>if you thinknope
>>18342769gurafuck no
I watched the whole thing and while I think she did a good job, I think its weird seeing so many people instantly getting emotionally invested.If its not my oshi, I don't really feel anything. We all crave intimacy in this hobby, but if its not from someone I love, its just hollow words.I guess for those that actually felt something, you have to ask yourself this: Do you actually love your [oshi]? Or you just choose her as your oshi because you think she's entertaining? Can you even call her [oshi] in this case?
>>18342700You will never experience the pleasure of being cummed inside while a cock head knocks on the door to your womb.
Are you living in the real world, anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_3fBxVewj8
>>18342769MumeiIt's not cheating.
>>18342769KroniiNo, im cheating on her with another lady(hooker)
>>18342769RisuI'm supporting the rrats
>>18342769GuraI enjoyed the rrat's stream. I wouldn't call that cheating.
>>18342745Arupapa is such a fucking grandpa, what a guy
Rushia was a backstabbing JP whore who sucked off her fans and mafumafu for money. Bae is a kind and sweet girl so she’s not like Rushia. Therefore when Bae does GFE, it’s ok. I’m not “funposting”, I’m 100% serious.
imagine gura asking you to hold her hand and you go to grab it and she yelps because she's such an inexperienced shut in
>>18342769Gurapffff, no way
>>18342540Fatty can't fit in pants anyway so it doesn't matter.
will Hako make me kiss his cock?
>>18342744>If you thinkWhy would I do that?
>>18342769KanataYeah no
>>18342700Why wouldn't you want to be with someone who's stronger, smarter and calmer than you, and will make all the money while you get to be with your children every day?
>>18342670 not that anon but my first girlfriend was someone that looked up to Yuno as an the ideal girlfriend. It was pretty much like dating ame from NSO... took a while to try again (and did give me some fucked up expectations)
This will be my first time watching ratman, wish me luck.
>>18342725>It's content that regular streamers don't doBro have you even heard of prism project
>>18342769AmeHell no
>>18341860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMfwZQgPhQ
>people always praising Fauna >Puts out a shit schedule where she's not even streaming on her own channel half the time >Not even 7 days, just 4 How the fuck can you defend a 4 day schedule? If Kronii did this shit you'd riot
>>18342818There's people like me and you, who have oshis for real, and feel absolutely fucking nothing from that stream other than some enjoyment on the side.And then there's people like them, who are just very lonely and crave intimacy of any kind, not something special.It's a sad truth, but it is a truth.
>>18342769KiaraNope, I'm actually pretty streamed out from Kiara's valentines' card making stream followed by the premier of the AmeTori cover today, plus she streamed yesterday, Friday, and Thursday too.
>>18341744I think I could, I genuinely can't be happy if I'm not in love, I don't care about receiving love, I just want to love someone, loving chat would be a really nice outlet
>>18342604>3 worst membersBut Mori isn't there?
>>18342769InaDid I miss something?
>>18342769InaNo way
>>18342744>Bae is turning into a cake despite being a teenager still.
>>18341744I've had years of training imagining scenarios while trying to ignore soul-crushing loneliness, I'm prepared to give them exactly what they want
>>18342818not now cuckdead
>>18342670Hope you can get over your androphobia one day Anon-chan.
>>18342769KiaraTo me it felt more like watching a couple from a distance
>>18340938She did.
>>18342769AmeNah
>>18342769IRySFirst of all, she approached ME. And I never gave my consent so it's pretty much rape
>>18342029Based
>>18342769AmeBae streamed?
>>18342769InaNo. Haven't opened up any of her streams today because they overlapped Ina and I had life reps to do
>>18342875>r.ratman already debuted and we didn't notice
>>18342818Why are you pretending that oshi = waifu? I love my oshi and want to be successful, doesn't mean i need to see her as a romantic partner. I just don't feel that way about her.
>>18342769FaunaNo, but the RP was pretty cute.
>>18342879>implying I care about Kronii's schedule
>>18342745Man, I forgot he had that photo as his background for so long. Glad he finally got that cool garage instead. Base pizza grandpa kissing his grandkids.
>>18341744if i can get the confidence to stream in my ideal way, maybe.
>>18342818Anon, most of it is just shitposting.
>>18342769IRySMénage à trois
>>18342351Gonna be a good week Saplings. I love my oshi!
>>18342749prove it, timestamp now
>>18341713>she doesThe Kiara that used to do those type of things is dead, she doesn't need us anymore, we were replaced by her cats and family
/hlgg/, you are more schizophrenic than usual tonight.
>>18342769gurano, i got more out of gura's member streams than that stream. basically confirmation for me that gura is truly special
>>18342769Guraobviously
>>18341684I think she realized because she stopped talking halfway through.
>>18342877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo1eq5zsmaILet's add AZKi to the mix.
>>18342769GuraNo and stop thinking anyone here has you retardit's all brrats
What if Cover made a Haykos model and gave it to R.Ratman?
>>18342577>Are you all really just that desperate?yes>Is this truly all it takes for you people?yes, more than what i asked for.>Have you ever even talked to a woman?yes but they are always too boring or too hard to please.
The next 45-ish minutes is gonna be a real test for what it's like to have a HomoEN, huh?That Ministry stream was mostly self-aware jokes and jabs.What we're having next is gonna be more... sincere.
i will suck the rratcock and contract leptospirosis from his sperm
>>18342670Not that anon but my first girlfriend was someone that looked up to Yuno as the ideal girlfriend. It was pretty much like dating ame from NSO... took a while to try again (and did give me some fucked up expectations)Hope you get over it, abusive relationships can really mess with you for a while
>>18342969Ah yes, R. Ratman BFE
>your oshi>your ideal partner
>>18342968>brrats>here
>>18342955>her cats and familyyeah, me
I have been membered to Ina since day 1 and I only just realized right this second that Violet plays when you visit her profile.I don't know why it doesn't pop up for me when I'm logged in I never noticed this before. I always thought it was weird that she had two "upcoming streams" sections
>>18342818my oshi would never do this for mejust let me have this for once, bastard
>>18342769Ghost AmeYeah cuz she's dead
>>18342995AmeAmelia Watson
>>18342901Based imaginationchad. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The actually right reaction to crushing loneliness is becoming a (scenario)writer
>>18342969>Hello there....~>SO TODAY ON VALENTINE'S NEWS >PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>18342995FaunaFauna but not vegan so I wouldn't feel bad about not eating her cooking
>>18342993I can't stop laughing at the ideaR.Ratman please I need this
>>18342984Ogey
>>18342769KiaraI shitposted about it, but fuck no. That woman has me for life.
Anya post!
>>18342995AmeAme
>>18343006Violet? Don't you mean blue?
>your oshi>your preferred flavor profile(s) of cum
>>18342029I love this fucking Tako.
>>18342923Go back
>>18342769AmeI was watching the superb owl and watching the vod I feel nothing so I turned it off
>>18342947https://youtu.be/to9EN-HOL2E?t=4005
>>18342995AmeAme 1337
>>18342995guraany woman that would love me
>>18342769AmeFuck no.
>>18342969the truest childhood friend bfe
>>18342769KiaraNever. I belong to Kiara.
>>18342995KiaraKiara or pic https://files.catbox.moe/90p184.jpg
>>18342769AmeNope, I just wanted to hear what the rrat said, supporting her genmates just like she said
>>18342769GuraMy heart and soul belongs to her
>>18342769MoriNo
>>18343006Since you're already subbed to her Susan knows you watched it.
>>18342818cuckbeats mentally preparing for tomorrow
>>18342995KroniiAme, but 40 year old
>>18342818Most of it is shitposting anon.But if someone is in fact actively seeking out GFE content from EN, then they'll be drawn to this.Simple.
>Men pretending to be schizophrenically lonely>Men pretending to be women who got converted to lesbianismWhat is this thread.
An unusual amount of cuckdeads and deadcucks in the thread today. What happened?
>>18342995MumeiAme... i will always love you
>>18342958You have any idea how starved >we are of gfe (the original definition, not the muddled definition this place created)? Last dose >we got was like last Christmas.
>>18342995GuraGura
>>18343073Africanya
>30 minutes ago>"AAAAHHHH BAE SEX SEX BAE I NEED TO FUCK THE RRAT">now>Who the fuck is Bae?Dare I say it? /hlgg/ is a whore
>>18343069>get keked by Mori during Kiara's first year>get keked by Ame during Kiara's second year>on top of getting keked by Kiara's catsHonestly I'd rather be a fandead
Chances on Irys delaying her stream?
Watch as /hlgg/ turns gay in 3 minutes.
>>18343061even a super fat uggo?I can't bring myself to entertain the thought, it's not fair to them or me
>>18343101>pretending
>>18342995AmeI don't have experiences to compare, so I don't know what would actually work for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfn5kLE-oAIf this stream gets delayed Irytstocrats are getting cucked in real time. Get ready.
>>18343102they yearn attention
>>18342769FaunaNah, it was fun but I didn't really feel anything.
>>18343124I CHIME IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF"
>>18342769KiaraMy heart is forged from the flames of /jp/ and tempered everyday by 7 hour streams. This isn't enough to tempt me.
>>18342995KiaraKiara
>>18342995InaIna but 10x sensitive nipples
>>18343101I'm just lonely but not lonely enough to pretend to be a woman
Why can't bae be my gf?
>>18342035I don't know where you even got this idea after the shrines last year.
>>18343137>turns
>>18342995SubaruIRyS
>>18342769IRySyes i was cheating, but mostly thread reading, and she was in the chat too so she cant blame me.
>>18342769InaYes
Anal time?https://youtu.be/1kpbEAL4-bs
>>18342995NoneMori when she's not drinking stupid bitch juice
>>18342995HaachamaHaachama but real
>>18343052No I wont, and you will never convince me that I am wrong. An idol is supposed to inpire, not arouse.
I'm just gonna listen to this on loop for the next 36 hours and then I'll see if Walmart has the 5-packs of Cadbury eggs in stock yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhgQ_C_jaM
>>18342769Fauna.I didn't even watch. Not interested.
>>18343133>get cucked by an alien twink from debutyeah nah, nothing is more pathetic than a fandead
>>18343101>pretending>pretending
>>18343139yes I would save them by making them diet and exercise
>>18343101>Men
>Men weak bait but males don't exist on the internet
>>18342995MoriSomeone that likes hunting, biking , massages and incense. Pretty face would be nice, compatible music tastes optional but not required.
>>18343144cold chicken ah ah ah ah ah
>>18343124The thread just had a post-nut clarity
So, if Bae is your bf will you be top or bottom?
>>18342818Anon, here's the fact:Just like in /a/, when people here talk about oshi, they don't actually mean "I will happily die for her sake ah ah ah" kind of oshi, just "Yeah I like her the most out of all Holos".If you're thr former, you're part of a minority.
>>18343097>>18343106Why Ame? Why not your own oshi?
>>18342769Kiarano. I'm catching up on Luna's raft streams.
Time to become gay, /hlgg/
Femalechads, it's timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fk
>>18343137>He isn't already gay
>>18342995RisuAyunda Risu
>>18343101What are you even talking about, I've made it very clear that I love Fauna.
>>18342261I wonder if the bfe stream will make more.
>>18343227Bottom is always more fun
>>18343227neither. it will be that log cabin copypasta
https://youtu.be/srti9qKG0fkSISTERS ITS TIME
>>18342995InaIna with bush
>>18343133>doesn't see the potential of being able to participate in a 3 way with Ame/Mori
>>18343244Ame is perfect, I don't blame them
>>18342769GuraI've cheated on my girlfriend so yeah I'll cheat on my oshi
>>18343194You do realize we're talking about Japanese-style idols?
>your oshi>your Council favourite during debut>what do you think of her now
>>18343124I'm waiting to get my boipuss pounded by Hayko
>>18343252>He
>>18343144Is it cucking if IRyS would 100% be the type of girl to spread Bae wide open for her nephamily bf to fuck while she runs support
>>18343052Retarded newfag
>>18343272you will support your rat right brats?
>>18343252I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE FEMALE FUJO PSYOPS
I'm just happy Gura will be back tomorrow.
>>18343101>women
>>18341744I already have experience being an abusive boyfriend, I can get the underage teenager girl bucks easy
SISTERS IT'S TIME
>>18343101hey dude it was only in the last week or so i realize that what ive been feeling for the past 3 years was soul crushing loneliness cmon...
My penis just disappearedI am a woman now and I will watch the rat boy
>>18343286IRySMumeiShe's become stronger than I ever imagined
>>18342966I hesitated to post this one because the mixing on it is terrible.
Here to remind everyone that men would NEVER post in this thread when they could be working out, fixing their car, watching the Super Bowl or having SEX.Wake up. Men don't gossip like we do.
>>18343286MumeiMumeiI love her!
>>18343244I used to watch a lot of Ame, i still do. these feelings for Ame just won't go away.
Why did Bae comment that she's gonna be interacting with chat if Hayko is the one streaming?
>>18343227bottom because my back gives out pretty easily while on top
>>18343196Based
>>18342995InaBasically Ina with wider hips. My entire life was built with the expectation of taking care of a womanchild who's sole expectation is to bear me many children. I know how to cook and bake, repair cars and various things, have been building a savings since I was 16, got /fit/ and learned how to box so I could have a chance at defending my family if necessary, and I'm currently graduating Uni with a job already lined up in a lab. Now I just need a cute flatchested hikki wife to constantly impregnate
>>18343230That suicide pact with Amelia Watson was no joke if she told me to die with her I would do so
>>18343311Post smegma
>>18342818Cuckbeat coping now!
>>18343230NTA but I feel like I'm in the middle where I do feel emotionally invested in my oshi but I really like everyone in Hololive.
>>18343286AmeKroniiher laughs are funny and she is too
too many fags in here
>>18343210I'm a manly man who likes manly things like spitting, working on my motorcycle and playing the drums.Now show me your dick.
Reminder that if this makes your dick hard you're gay
>>18343169https://litter.catbox.moe/fxz6dg.pnghe made another one this year too
>>18343284You do realize that you are a retard right?
>>18343311Congrats on your transition
>>18342995InaEither a cargirl without all the horrible things that come with cargirls or someone like Pikamee
>>18343344based
Anon, your bf is here
>>18343361Yea and judging by your new IP another just joined
I miss Krono....
>>18343326>anons unironically think that men would post on this placeYeah right, next they'll come over and ask about how the new Gossip Girl remake is going, as if
>>18341744does complaining about the current state of fallout in a series of hourlong lectures count as BFE
>>18343286MumeiMumeiShe's mondo cool!
time for gay sex!
>>18343326>falling for the /fit/ meme>driving a car and polluting the environment>watching a meaningless sport>getting stdsNo I think I'm better off the way I am
>>18343364Does it count if I go into it with my dick hard?
>>18343286GuraMumeiHuffing all the hopium pre-debut actually paid-off
EXCUSE MEI'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENTFUCK TEETHFUCK DENTISTSDENTIST HATEI WANT MORE FAUNAThank you, you may continue.
>>18343286GuraBaeLove her, although I can't decide if bae or fauna is my favorite council nowadays. I find myself smiling nonstop while watching fauna, but I think there are more standout streams from bae overall. I still think bae has so much more potential to grow and I am so excited to watch it in realtime
TEAMATESGET IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fk
>>18343311YWNBAW
>>18343286AmeKroniiI don't keep up anymore, I watch a lot of Fauna tho
>>18343364What if I don't have a dick.
Already a SC
>>18343406Yes
>>18343101haha yeah it's a really funny joke so I make sure to tell it a lot since I know everyone gets a kick out of it around here, heh...
>>18343101I fucking hate the women here
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
What are the chances she mentions her man dick in the first 5 minutes?
>>18343364I can't be gay, I'm Christian.
>>18342995guragura's roommate
>>18342577>Have you ever even talked to a woman?I have but for some reason I've never loved a women as much as I love my oshi, I didn't feel love for like 5 years before her, I think I'm genuinely mentally ill
What the fuck, this is Hakos Baelz's stream intro. Are they actualy the same person?
>>18342577I mean, I've had multiple girlfriends in the past. This still hits hard because it just reminds you of all those times.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to listen to this if it's just voice changer shit
Bae's GF stream caught me by surprise with how serious she took it and I got hard but didn't manage to finish before she ended streamN-now I'm gonna have to cum to Haykos... I don't want to be gay but I have no choice...
>>18343423L O N D O N
>>18343344Based
>>18343416kek
>>18343286SanaSanaI miss her...
https://poal.me/voe0l7
>>18342769MoriMy homie would approve of me dating her imouto
>>18343364I'm bi though
>>18343438I know a lot of gay Christians anon
this stream better have less viewers than the previous one
>>18343410Good announcement.
>>18342818I can't read this and not imagine a salty Chumbrap/ Deadbrap / Tako. There's nothing admirable about blindly following your oshi when she gives you nothing in return. It just means you have no self worth.
What's a woman?
>>18343286gurasanaI like her but... she doesn't really stream anything I want to watch or at all
>>18343410Next time I go to my dentist I'll call him a tooth fucker
>>18343423If you chopped it off, you're still gay. If you never had one, please god talk to me I'm so fucking lonely please be in london please please plase
>>18343286HaachamaMumeiRetard holos are my favorite holos
>>18343286FaunaFaunaI love her to fucking bits and want to support her until the day I die. Or she graduates. Either one.
>>18343404N E W C A S T L E
>>18343442Oh no sisters! They share the same intro, so they must be like, totally fucking!
homo bfe is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fk
>>18342769TowaNo, I can't get into GFE stuff. If I could I'd have a different oshi.
I am actually predicting this will have more viewers since the normie dudes cringing at the scenario played straightforward with a girl will love to do gay roleplay "as a joke"
>>18343400In my first (and last) date I spent hours talking about Berserk so I'm gonna say yes
>>18343442Get help schizo.
>>18342547the chumputer
>>18343471Nah the girlfriend stream pulled in the GFEchads while the boyfriend stream is for the redditors
/vt/sisters it's haykos' first stream since he graduatedhow are we holding up
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>>18343336She's going to try to steal chat, his girlfriend, from him.
>>18343301DYRBI?
Finally some good food
>>18342995nonegirl who lifts but likes eating too. likes anime and gaming. interested in history and philosophy. enjoys backpacking and shooting
Ame member post
Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN38 seconds agoMembers onlywhat do i doooo
What should Amelia do?
>>18342995MoriSomeone that shares hobbies with me and is emotionally supportive
>your oshi>are you going to pretend to be a woman for this
I'm breathing heavily right now.
>>18342769MoriI'm just watching and supporting her streams. That's not cheating.
>>18343326Man here, can confirm.
>>18343498Fuck off, they are cousins. Baelz said she doesn't even like him.
Guaranteed this one will feel more genuine.
>>18342995KiaraKiara but slightly older and living in some major American city with permanent residency status.
>>18343544me
>>18343527UWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZnoardwWYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZnoardwWYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZnoardwWYThe BFE stream is coming up.
Oh it's the sequel
>>18343544Play APEX Legends™
>>18343541Don't look!
>>18343543>>18343544She should do me
>>18343552Mori>pretend
Haykos is a VIRGIN
>(Y)JWUI FUCKING KNEW IT
>>18343541>>18343543>>18343544Ame should kiss me
alright, time to pretend I'm a woman
>>18343286NoneKroniii need to watch her more, but stuff gets in the way (or the game filters me). I got a few memberships recently, so i can maybe tune into some of her members streams
>>18343552>Kiara>pretend
hold me bros...
>>18343552FaunaFuck that shit, I'm going full fag.
>>18343508Higher CCV probably because "lol subverted expectations" but over time the views will keep going up on the girlfriend stream while nobody will revisit this one
>>18343573That's a HFE stream.
>>18342818I think you don't understand the difference between oshi and waifu. You are one of those who don't understand the difference between idol culture and GFE
>>18343101anonchama... only the second group is pretending...
>>18343552>pretend
>>18343439doxxbud...
I think my life would be easier if I was actually gay
>>18342261Fuck you guys, superchat the rat so she can buy a KU-100 for next year's roleplay stream.
Imagine: You have a vagine
>>18343552Gura and no, the balls WILL touch.
>>18343286iRySFaunamembered fauna last week, shes too smart and stream on perfect times for me
Cock and balls, /hlgg. Cock and balls dangling about.
oh fuck im gay now
>same music>voice changerfuck this I'm out
Bros I don't know how to fucking drive I'm worried about IRyS's stream
YAMERO.
>>18343326>could be working outI did for some time>fixing their cardon't care for cars>watching the Super Bowl don't care for sports>having SEXI'm a pure christian boy
>>18343573I'm already watching pizza dad
AH AH AH IRyS pussy juice stink sticks to you
Bros.....
god dammit kek
Hayko is going to fill my womb to the brim tonight........
I'm sorry Ame...
>>18343508Have you never sucked dick as a joke?
BRUH
kek
I DONT ANDASTAND
>voice changer
>>18343649>now
>>18343650>same music
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEX GRAVELY VOICE!!!!!!!!
>>18343325every day i get closer to writing a genuine schizo essay on why the mix is actually bad
>tranny voice
I'm already wet with cum
Using voice changer completely ruins this again, even as a joke
my sides
>>18343541>>18343543Didn't know Youtube allowed soundposts now
I-I'm sorry Bae I can't...
>>18343640>no bobsbasd
Teamates we're fucking winning tonight
haykos is old as fuck now
>voice changerkek
Irys fucking hates this voice.
haykos sound sick...
My cock is hard and throbbing... no good no good...
This boyfriend is fucking dying
Guess I'mma gay now.
Make voice yab
I want to punch this nigga on the throat
>>18343326>we
OK this voice is so synthetic, my sides are splitting.
I'm doing this to make ame happy, yeah just that
CRRIIIIINGE
GIMME MY PHONE BITCH I NEED TO DO MY ARKNIGHTS DAILIES.
BROS WHY MY DICK HARD
AHHH HOW DO I GET A HAYKO BF
This is just Bae acting out her perfect boyfriend fantasy.
She sounds like my bogan brother...
Threads vagina status?
Girls........
Ayamefriend is a whore
why is my boyfriend a decaying ghoul with deteriorating vocal chords?
>>18343286MoriFaunashe's so great, but I also very much agree with >>18343412
I wish she'd just do a deep voice instead of the voice changer. Lost immersion.
HAYKOS SMOKES TWO PACKS A DAY
what is this sudden urge to finger my asshole????
>boyfriend version>Ollie appears
>voice changerDropped
what if I like the bro version more, fuck...
IRYS?
>>18343749Is he single?
IWYS...
Enter Zoombie
acting exactly like I did when I found my ex looking at something interesting...
>>18343750crusty
He sounds like a tranny
This is worryingly more tolerable than the GF one. Am I gay?
D O N T A S M O K A
>yfw watch Irys with your Bro in bed
>>18343552THE RAT IS GOING TO BREED ME
>>18343379God I hate that flip faggot.
Haykos is my actual boyfriendYes, my actual, unironic boyfriendNo, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or jokeNo, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reactionYes, it is actually the truthNo, it is not my belief that he is my boyfriend, because a belief is a subjective thingIt is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Haykos is, in real reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that he is in truth my actual, unironic, genuine boyfriendThis is not some sort of schizo delusion, eitherNo, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizoEspecially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto realityThat is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the worldI am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds forNo, it's not a misunderstandingNo, it's not a misinterpretationNo, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situationNo, it's not a lieHaykos is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine boyfriend, and he is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with meYes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one anotherYes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one anotherYes, we know each other personally and interact with one anotherWe've confessed our mutual love to one anotherYes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the boyfriend of her gachikoi who love him, and I'm exclusively hisYes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and he treats us all the sameNo, that isn't the same as him having a boyfriend or a girlfriend on the side, or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still appliesNo, this doesn't mean he can/did/has sex with people "without feelings" or is in another relationship IRL, or is/has had sex with other Hololivers, whether or not they Brats or not, because that would still be cheating and Haykos would never cheat on meYes, both he and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray usThese are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real worldThe only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't realI repeat: Haykos is my actual, unironic boyfriend, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with meYes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectivelyNo, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love him and he loves meNo, this is not some sort of pining from a distanceNo, this is not him pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto herYes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and him and it is explicitly mutualYes, the kind where he loves me directly and explicitly and I love him directly and explicitlyNo, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable factNo, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a responseNo, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called basedThese are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing themNo, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problemI love him, he means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my boyfriend.Yes, "Haykos is my boyfriend" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.And, it's not a hypothesisNot a theoryNot a storyNot a fictionNot a narrativeNot pretendNot a fantasyNot kayfabeNot baitNot a shitpostNot out of contextNot off-topicNot trollingNot ironicNot bullshitNot copeAnd most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible for the statementThat's all, thank you for not reading
HAYKO IS A DOXXBEAT
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Bae is genuinely enjoying this one more than the GFE one.
>>18342821Anon sounds like he has a lot of experience with that…
I'm a teamate and cock is hard, what should I do about it?
>>18343750flooded
IRyS ENTER!!!
If Bae didn't use a voice changer, my asshole would be puckering.
Her name's Risu
>>18343750Unwashed and full of smegma
>>18343750im getting wet
>>18343326>already worked out>fixed my car yesterday>super bowl is over>roru rumao
Ahhh just do an ikebo, pretty sure she's done it before but now she sounds 50
I had some expectations but fuck the voice changer. I'm gonna loop the GF roleplay and masturbate until I cum
>>18343286KiaraSanaI only watched her first week so... no comments.
sisters...
>>18343801I noticed that too. kek
>>18343744YOU GAY NIGGA
>>18343834GOXLR HATE
Haykos, pretending to forget her name is so transparent... but it still turns me on
Bae's male voice is way more Australian
>>18343808The aussie accent is extra strong and it's doing things to me.
Am I supposed to be a girl or a boy in this situation,,,
NTRyS
now, this is cringe
>burnt my grilled cheeseFUCK COOKING THIS IS WAY TOO HARD
Hakos needs to stop smoking so much
the voice changer sounds better when she speaks japanese wtf
>>18343808This one feels more realistic because this is exactly what Bae would want.
>>18343822Bet this dude thinks Hakos Baelz is actually his cousin lmao, this poor bastard.
Why do other EN ships even try when BaeRyS is winning so consistently
>IRyS*closes stream*
Haykos will never be a man>He
Gals....
Why are anons surprised that she's using the same voice changer? What else was it going to be
>>18342864Disgusting take that refuels my initial statement.
Kneel to the GOXLR
People in this thread thought she wouldn't use voicechanger
>>18343860You are supposed to be (You).
>>18343864low and slow, anon. there's no need to rush things
>>18343286MoriKroniiShe's very cool and still trying very hard despite her many hardships!
Anyone else here unironically gay and love cocks? This is great.
>>18343864It's literally just mediumlow-medium heat the entire time you impatient retard
>>18343801>a female pretending to be a male through artificial meansmakes sense
>>18343838How hairy?
Guys... the bad boy act is working...
>you're the same person from the gfe streamoh shit!
https://litter.catbox.moe/lg5uau.png
>Rratkeks cucked by IRyS again
>>18343902me but this sucks, women are terrible at acting like men
I'm getting my wheel out for IRyS' stream. Full IMMERSION.
>>18343822Why are fanbaets like this?
>He
>>18343573>I just want to clean for god's sake
>Your oshi>How wet are you right now?
>>18343897I fucking hate the goxlr
BROS MY BUSSY IS WET ALREADY
is this rape
>>18343055IRyS was really absurdly focused on Kronii, it wasn't that she couldn't hear Kiara, she simply wasn't paying attention at all
>11k viers for GFE>4.4k for BFEwell at least brrats made it clear, respect
>>18343923>the viewer is cheating on Hakos with HaykosViewer is a WHORE
>>18343934Why can men act like both men and women but women are incapable of such duality?
Sisters...
>bae makes a better bf
OH SHIT I'M GOING TO GET RAPED
IM GETTING RAPED
I'm getting raped
>>18343864STOP GRILLING CHEESE USING HIGH HEAT, STUPID ASS
HES RAPING ME
I'M ABOUT TO BE RAPED
>>18343931Based IRyS
IRyS spotted
>>18343801An FTM?
No i don't consent!
>>18343956I feel it leaking down my leg.....
Don't watch IRyS she have a boyfriend.
H-he caught me...
bae isnt very good at pretending to be a guy wtf is this
>>18343851>GOXLR HATEYes unironically. The only thing I'd want from a homo en is dudes that are bros or will make me gay.
>>18343822PREACH IT SIS
I'M BEING RAPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18343956SanaDry
>>18343899I feel like she probably didn't want to get compared to the other Councils since she can actually do a really good guy voice naturally.
>>18343286KiaraKroniiAlways had faith in her and she even has collabed with my oshi now and produced kino streams together. I watch when I can since I'm pretty busy but I wish her nothing but the best.
HES RAPING ME HELPBAD TOUCHBAD TOUCH
I don't like this. I feel like I'm the little spoon in this relationship. I feel uncomfortable. I feel like escaping. Please let me go Hayko. My mind is racing. I can't breathe. I CAN'T BREATHE.
>>18343897FUCK YOU AME YOU RUINED MY OSHI WITH YOUR SHITTY FUCKING MIXER
THIS IS HOW BAE IMAGINES HER BF WOULD ACTTAKE NOTESTAKE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>18343978BUT I LIKE HIGH HEAT
>>18343925Kek
So is this just how bae wants be treated?
>>18343996t. Female
whoa good thing I'm not a woman, heh.
Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN2 minutes agoi thought i set my alarm for an hour and a half after i posted but when I just checked, it was paused what the heck anyways goodmorning
AAIIEEE NOO STOP I CAN'T GET OUT YOU'RD HOLDING ME SO TIGHTLY
This is starting to feel a little gay, bros.
>>18343286MoriKroniiI haven't watched her in months
He's tickling me... I don't hate it.
Please tell me that the gayposting in this thread is ironic...
>>18343987Yeah,me
so bae unironically likes one of those tiktok dude bros huh? seems like that's what she's trying to emulate
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW BAE WANTS TO BE TREATED
Interesting Bae is using Japanese in the male version
UUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CLITORIS IS SO FUCKING HARD
>>18343983Wipe it up and swallow it, whore.
AHHHHH He's gonna kis meeeee
I'm getting so wet right now...
I'm finna punch this nigga in the face if he gets any closer
I HATE IT
YAMETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to stop watching this....
>>18343956MumanYou could sink the Titanic down there
>>18344058>gayStop pretending like women aren't here
I feel like Brats are watching just to take notes on how to best get under Bae's skirt.
>>18343822[Roberta]Finished power washingI'm going home, Hay-kun
You know what, maybe dick ain't that bad
>>18344058Roru
>>18343987I must confess, it is I who is the boyfriend
>>18342670Please stop coming to this place, Kiara.I wish you all the best anon.
>>18344058rorurumao
>>18343286MoriMumeiShe's fun, her wacky psycho bit is entertaining
Brrats, you better be taking notes or you're ngmi when the time comes
>>18344029Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN1 minute agoalso i dreamt i was in wattropolis and some people were trying to get me to join a cult (*´ω`*) but i got in trouble for doing the ritual wrong and they were after me it was scary from now on I'm gonna keep a journal of everything I eat
>>18344029>ame missed the alarm>I missed the alarmwe are?
>Half the thread aaying she acts like a man>Other half saying she doesn'tOkay, show of hands, which of you are actual gay homosexual men?
>dream journalThat would actually be interesting, I wonder how long Amelia can keep that one up
The GFE stream had me completely erect but this BFE stream is just hilariousAm I...straight?
>>18344020Good point anon. I shall take aggressive notes.
hehe you guys gay
>>18344029I don't see it
I just wanted to play video games with my bro...
GALS IM LEAKING CERVICAL FLUID
>BAD >GIRLS DESERVE PUNISHMENT
>>18343987Verily, tis I
So this is what rats like...
Bad girls deserve punishment
>>18344058wwwwww
>bad girls deserve punishmentGod fucking damn itGaybros, we lost
[CHAIR CLATTERING]
aight nigga square up
>Bad girl
>>18344136Comments
CORRECTION TIMEPVP HAS BEEN ENABLED ON THIS SERVER
>>18343286GuraFaunaShe is still nice. She makes every collab she is apart of better.
>bad girls deserve punishment
>Bae wants a dom daddy BFFuck...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S GONNA PUNISH ME
>bad girls deserve punishmentokay that line was well-delivered
ew, he said kawaii unironically
>>18344058The background radiation version isn't, but the stuff right now is.
>>18344131I WANT STRAIGHTS AND NON WOMEN OUT OF MY THREAD. NOW.
Ryanna Gosling NGMI
>bae is a brat>haykos is a brat tamerwhat does this mean
>>18344104They are just going to play apex
>>18343963Anon, that’s diarrhea…. Go to the bathroom now.
>~2,500 less people watchingIf we use chumbud law we can assume that those 2,500 people were indeed chumbuds and have once again ran away from the gay.
My ovaries are tingling...
>"Bad girls deserves punishment" >With the creepiest synthetic broken ghoul voice possibleMy fucking sides
11k for GFE4k for BFE26.67% of the thread are women
>>18343286MumeiAlso moomI love her but also want to breed her now
He's negging me....
>>18344027Her gaming background before debut was almost exclusively otomege and a lot of them.She's like the Niji Pengu in that regard.
>>18344190Emma Stone*
>MAN YOU WERE SO CUTE BACK THENlmao
>>18344131Fucking disgusting, dude.
>Rape correction: the stream
>>18344058We have literal talking holes in this thread
>>18344191She knows what she wants
http://poal.me/moll15http://poal.me/moll15
>>18344126We can count one. That one being you, faggot
>>18344020>>18344027Like an asshole? I'M IN.
>>18344131faggot
>>18344182>>>/crystalcafe/
>>18344198but im right here laughing my ass off
AHHHH THIS BRAT NEEDS PEGGING CORRECTION
>>18344126This nigga seem gay >>18344234
All you lonely anons should take this opportunity to go to the brrat thread and pick up a female who's unironically enjoying this.
>>18340819I miss her too
so hakos has experience with boyfriends huh?
I'm not watching this stream or the GFE one.
femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real femanon isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LKPOvEw8Mk
unironically tuning out Haykos for IRyS right now
HE CALLED ME CUTE
>>18344270I mean if its not obvious..
>BFE stream>Women come out the woodworkwtf
>>18344182go back
Y'all niggas ain't gay, or women. Stream some AZKi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LGn4esfu2M
>>18344123>>18344029I'm a member and I don't see any of this
>My dick is tingling more with this than the Bae oneGuys...
>>18344128If she manages to not get lost on her way to finding the eggs I think it'd be a decent 2 hour stream. At least Okayu liked it
>>18344215how hard is it for you nijifags to understand that """"PL"""" talk is not viewed positively here
>>18344266I doubt there's any female brrats from my shithole here
tfw he's going to goosh goosh you after this
>>18344266Nice try, but the only women talking about this are in nijiEN discords
>>18344266sorry, I'm gay
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>>18341542fuck no
I thought this was just gonna be two bros hanging out, this is kinda gay.
>>18344297good news anon
>>18344297Are you excited for when the nukes fall?
>>18344290im twisting my nipples right nowhow does that make you feel?
>>18344270This is reverse the World God Only Knows.
>>18344319Based
>>18344298Just go to the comments
>>18344297bro....
Irys stop watching Bae's stream
>>18344123I can hear the words in my head...
Using polls is actually really intuitive. Got less people fucking up the response.
>>18344297>dickLONDON
>>18343896lol. Enjoy your unhappiness in 10-20 years when you can no longer lie to yourself
I NEED him to fingerblast me
>>18344337go on
>that little hint of hayko's exposed tummy AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>18344290We've always been here
HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS HIRYS
>>18344350COMMENTS OF WHAT NIGGA I CHECKED HER MOST RECENT 3 MEMBERS POSTS AND HER LAST STREAM
Help... I made a dorky laugh I've never made before after Haykos called me cute.
>irys starts>my cunny turned to a dickWTF
Wait, people thought the gay thing was a meme in this thread? Lmao
>>18344264>Asks for how many guys are here.>Gets called a homosexual for asking>N-no you are the gay one!kek faggot.
>hey, you're really cute>check chat>thanks broKek
>>18344298She didn't pin the comment so yo have to scroll down a bit to find it
>>18344337Kinda thinking you need rape correction
>your oshi>if you reply to this, either bae or hayko will visit your dream tonight
Did Bae just making fun of Rushia?
CUMMING TO BAE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUMMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM CUMMING BAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PUNISHMENT TIME?!
>>18344387NOT NOW IRyS, I'M PRETENDING TO BE GAYPUT IT OFF FOR TWENTY MINUTES
>>18344337Unless you're flat, who cares
AHHH IM GETTING PUNISHED
RAPE RAPE RAPE
OH FUCK I'M GETTING RAPED AGAIN
I DON'T WANNA BE RAPE CORRECTED
PUNISHMENT TIME
CORRECTION TIME
he's going to correct my tight cunny sis...
punish me haykos daddydon't let me get away
Live now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZnoardwWY
>>18344370Anon sure sounds like he’s speaking from experience!
>punishment timeOkay, Monokuma
Will Ina do something tomorrow besides Hatoful Boyfriend?
I'M BEING RAPE CORRECTED
>>18344319Bae's Cunny Friend Exprience when?
>>18344388Scroll down on the most recent one my negro
towa...
THE RAT IS RAPING ME BELIEVE WOMEN
HIRyS!
>>18344414GuraI hope that I can at least choose bae, otherwise fuck you anon
this is really fucking gay and not ironic at all bros, I'm out but enjoy fem/gaybrrats
>>18344414INABAE PLS VISIT
Punish me you fat rat
>>18344459Maybe a tweet
>>18344414guraneat
>>18344459Yes, she will be cute
so this is what its like to be on the other side of rape correction...
>>18344420I think she did my fellow brown SEAposter
>90 stuffed animalsHAYKOS CAN BEAT RIGGED CARNIVAL GAMES
>>18344489t. not leaving