/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18307308
FEEL BETTER GURA

Gabby Gizelle is cuter.

Please Gura... give us a sign. There is 1 day left.

Lil cun cun

who is gwengo garbendo

>>18307308
*casts a spell to reduce sanity by 20% and increase loneliness by 20% of all chumbuds posting in the thread*

>>18307480
>increase loneliness by 20%
you fool! i'm already at the level cap!

>>18307432
This part of the plan, the love bomb that is coming will wipe this thread clean of shrimps.

who is grengy gapdapple

what if gura

>>18307480
why is evil watamage bullying this thread?

>>18307480
*cums in your ear*

>>18307480
I'm already insane and I like feeling loneliness.
What are you trying to accomplish?

Goop goop doko

>>18307787
It's beyond our understanding, still, it's fun.

Gurass

Is she streaming tomorrow?

>>18308095
90%

Where goop goop?
Where GOOP GOOP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Goop goop goop

Gura streams audio only from her phone tomorrow, she goes to mcdonalds to buy valentines borgars
source: a shower thought

>>18308304
McYAB

>>18305714
she made a big ol promise and i don't want the shitposters to have any fuel, especially not after the rushia thing

if she doesn't stream on valentines she could possibly get the green woman treatment and have an army of normalfags telling chumbuds how ok it is for vtubers to have boyfriends and that they're happy she's in a relationship with someone

im hoping she's just taking a few extra days on the tail end of her sickness to be safe, but im ready to grin and bear it if she still doesn't feel good for the 14th

>>18308588
If she doesnt stream, she's taking dick. Simple as.
Every other option you ventilate is the copium seething out.

I think I need my meds but it's starting to annoy me that she won't even like a single picture on Twitter to let us know that she is alive

>>18308682

who is gorf gwibb

>>18308682
Yeah, me

>>18308804
Just don't think about the fact that she totally lives alone and has no friends or family within a convenient driving distance to help take care of her if something were to happen.

>>18308682
>if my oshi streams, she's not taking dick!
Galactic cope.

>>18309407
FORESKIN GOOBER LOVE

who is gween greem

>>18309407
Goober smegma...

>>18309407
God this reminded me of an ancient shitpost drawing of a dick with some anime girl face.

I am going to seethe if nothing happens on Valentines

How does it feel to be abandoned by someone that claims to care about you?

THE GREEN BEAN HAS LANDED

>>18308045

This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of life.

>>18309747
Same desu
If she stays radio silent tomorrow I will go full schizo

i wanna be double teamed by gawr and gura is that too much to ask?

>>18309985
The what?

who is gorbangla grengleshaft

>>18309747
She has been sick for a week now, man.
Of course it fucking sucks the idea to not have a Valentines stream after being hyped for so long- I imagine she would feel as awful if it doesn't happens.

I'm kidna confused. Why are burgers panicking? Isn't it midday the 13th for them?

>>18310120
Flat chests are not sexy.

>>18310168
it's just tourist retards

>>18310187
Leave this thread and never return

>>18310187
Colossal bait

>>18310168
Bored shitposter tourists tired of milking the current drama

>>18310187
Weak bait, you could have just asked

>>18310227
>>18310237
>>18310245
Even Gura likes big boobs the most!
COPE!

>>18310187

who is geneva gumble

>>18310259
Go back to rest, Gura.

Just a reminder, goober is going to go out with you know who tomorrow and that is why she won't be streaming
>>18310187
flat is justice

>>18310443
yeah, me

>>18310187
leave

So what’s EN going to say that’ll push us further towards WW3?

>yfw Stinky Orca is going to tell everyone she wears pullups to bed before Gura does

>>18310607
EN will begin shilling support for russia

>>18310683
Wouldn’t it be the opposite, considering tje whole branch is Coco’s creation?

>>18310674

>>18310443

who is gomble grenwich

>>18310168
Because she's flaked on this type of stuff so many times already. Everyone's just on edge and expecting the worst

>>18309985
>>18310067
schizobuds..

meaty shark pussy

shark cunny

>>18311156
>Chumbuds
>Overlap with Ame: 19.75%
>Overlap with Bae: 19.93%
>Overlap with Fauna: 17.64%
>Overlap with Ina: 19.18%
>Overlap with IRyS: 15.25%
>Overlap with Kiara: 21.46%
>Overlap with Kronii: 18.4%
>Overlap with Mori: 25.08%
>Overlap with Mumei: 20.21%
>Overlap with Sana: 10.66%

explain yourselves

pissy cunny

>>18311324
How far Ame has fallen..

>>18311328

>>18311324
>Overlap with Mumei: 20.21%
God fucking dammit

>>18311328

>>18311328
T u T
Tasty pissy cun cun.

>>18311324
>Teamates
>Overlap with Gura: 46.15%

>>18311661
Hold on, amesame shippers were teamates all along?

>>18311324
I don't know what this means

>>18311661
What the hell you mean "Oof, yike.."? They could be any one of us. He could be in this very thread! They could be you! They could be me! He could even be…

>>18311808
In addition to their oshi, chumbuds also watch:
19.75% said they also watch Ame
25.08% said they also watch Mori
Etc. etc.

who is garbunkle goosh

>>18311661
I get that, since ame's stream times are also US evenings.
The tako overlap with gura being 43.79% is kind of surprising though.

>>18311921
so basically it's correlated with viewer count and how often they've collaborated during the data collection period

I did my Sunday morning walkies rep.

>>18311324
>inb4 numberfag
no in the sense i don't give a shit about vtuber numbers, yes in the sense i like doing math and reading numbers and this is a good excuse to

by chumbuds it probably just means viewers not "this is my oshi" because if you'll notice that the lower sub counts have greater overlap
Gura-Mori = 25.08% / 36.19%
Gura-Kiara = 24.46% / 36.21%
Mori-Kiara = 31.72% / 37.09%
Sub count is inversely proportional to viewer overlap. Which makes sense logically, because a gura-kiara overlap is the same as a kiara-gura overlap. So that overlap would naturally represent a lesser portion of gura's viewerbase, because she has a higher view count that kiara.
Simplified
Lets say kiwawa gets ~15k ccv (i don't actually know/care about her numbers), gura gets ~20k ccv. 25% of gura's ccv is 5k, this is our overlap, then kiwawa gets 5k overlap, approx 33.3%. This roughly matches the model above, but something tells me kiara's ccv is probably more around 10k and my model is wrong.

>>18312008
It's not correlated to shit, it's a stupid metric
For example last time I saw "muh overlap" was regarding chatters, and who the fuck chats in other chuuba's channels

>>18311324
>Overlap with Mumei: 20.21%
>Overlap with Ina: 19.18%
LETS GO!!!!!

>Overlap with Fauna: 17.64%
Shame....

>>18312112
don't call it viewer overlap when you have no access to that data. you need to say exactly which proxy variable you are using.

>>18312131
i like fauna

>>18312148
i said i like doing math i didn't say i understood it
t. 1st year math dropout

>>18312008
I don't see it in their list currently (or maybe I didn't look hard enough) but the numberfag thread had a site that tracked how many chat participants there were and what channels they showed up on, and that's how overlap is measured.

>>18312313
typical numberfag

gura logged in

>>18312316
so, like i said, it's mainly correlated to CCV and collab frequency.

>>18311324
Is there a real source for this data or did that anon pull it out of his ass

>>18312386
normally it's based on public archived chat replays during a particular period.

Glad she found a good excuse for tomorrow, she deserves to spend it with her special someone. Real cuckbu- I mean chumbuds will say nothing and welcome her return with some akasupas!

>>18312434
So it's worthless

I never chat in other chuubas I watch

gura love

>>18312573
it's not completely worthless, but typical of numberfags, they misunderstand the data and misrepresent even what they do understand about it.

How many hours to wait until stating that she will not stream today?

who is gambi gorlax

>>18312631
3 more hours tops

visiting the beach with gura!

>>18312434
Speaking of chat replays, is there any website that lets you find out what a vtuber stickies or puts a poll in the chat? When I go back and watch VODs I find that they're always missing the stickies and the polls.

>>18312737

>>18312770
not now...

I ain't missing her at all!

i dont even care about streams anymore man i just wanna know if she's doing ok

>>18312770

>>18312770
I miss it.

>>18310067
This isn't the place I was expecting to see a Cruelty Squad reference, kino taste anon

i miss her but im doing alright. do your reps buds

What would realistically happen if Gura _________________________________cute____________

>>18313132
I would cry

I have a massive sexual attraction to gura but have never watched a single stream of her because she is boring. How do I end this dilema.

>>18312722
that pic is on-model to a fault with the antigravity bangs.

>>18313222
I don't think you have much room to talk about being boring, Ina.

SHE'S ALIVE

What kind of mental gymnastics are you guys doing to cope with Gura ghosting you for her man on Valentine's Day?

>>18309308
Who are you quoting?

>>18313222
enjoy sharkpits anyways

>>18312845
I'm saying this because I care about you anon. But she doesn't give enough of a fuck to update you even with something as small as a tweet like, so it's not worth wasting so much emotional energy on someone that doesn't reciprocate even a fraction of it. Try to move on, you all deserve better.

GURA DOKO?!!!111

>>18313337
It's valentine's tomorrow. It's obvious what she's doing. Get a clue and start being honest with yourself.

who is gappy gollum

>>18313222
It's fine
Bae is super hot but I never watch her ever

>>18313279
As I am her man, I don't need to cope

>>18313222
Cum. And if the feelings come back, cum again.

>>18313418
I-IS THAT THE TINIEST HINT OF N-N-NIPPLES??

>>18313452
Sorry forgot to attach this picture to my post

>>18313443
Bae is Council's Kiara, both voices give me headaches.

>>18313485
>Council's Kiara
I always compare Bae to Ollie (a better one, at least).
Never had any problem with Kiara. It feels like her and Gura have some grudge tho, recently. Maybe I'm just schizo

>>18313452
Congratz on being the only retard stupid enough to reply to her!

>>18308682
Ah yes she streams for what 2 hours than gets fucked the rest of the day. WTF does it matter if she streams or not lmao. Fucking retards man...

>>18313563
You can always count on a "yeah me" from me

>>18313529
They feel like polar opposites in every sense. Weird if they don't have any grudge.

>>18310259
>>18310187
Worst post in this thread
My oshi is Ina, and I find this insulting

who is galoopus grungo

>>18313697

>>18313636
I've always wondered, wouldn't Gura's massive meaty tail make her much heavier than an average 9 year old?

>>18313529
Kiara, Ollie and Bae are the unholy trinity, loud and talk a lot. That's my honest opinion on them.
Love my soft spoken shark.

>>18309392
>>18310092
rubrubrubrubrub

>>18313772
It practically is a third of her total weight.

if goop goop doesn't stream tomorrow I will cry

>>18313925
I'll just go crawl inside a bottle of alcohol.

>>18313925
She won't. You can start crying.

>>18313925
You know why she's not. It hurts your feelings but you know exactly what she's doing.

Holy cringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHiZDcjmekA

Would you forgive her if she came back on Tuesday and just said that she was too sick to stream?

I can't believe Gura is fucking dying...

>>18314074
Face it anon, she's already dead...

>>18313925
>Gura will make the goop goop poster cry again
Gura you're evil!!!

>>18314074
i already forgive her because she's cute

>>18314074
obviously

>>18314074
fuck no lol

>>18313925
Its not like she need to do much, just say she is sick and do a watchalong of some bad movie and be mostly silent the entire movie.
No effort from her yet would be enough

>>18314074
Didn't she say she povited for bovid? She could be on a ventilator right now for all we know.

I know what's going to happen tomorrow, Gura is going to love bomb us to extinction (it came to me via dream)

>>18314041
Jesus, that was awful.

Remember, you make your own decisions in life. If you still want to obsess over Gura knowing what everyone else already knows about her, that's on you.

It's gonna sting a lot more if you keep lying to yourself before the big finale. Or you can just choose to walk away now and set your life straight.

>>18314074
Nope but I'd erase it from my memory as a way to cope

>>18314193
oddly enough i had a dream about gura streaming too

who is golongo gaswanger

>>18312289
As do I. She has a pretty voice.

>>18314264
Fucking hell this image will never not bring me joy

>>18314264
One day GSC will email me they are doing another wave. Right anon? Right?

>>18314041
I understand the feeling behind it, but boy i thank god I'm self aware.

It's been 3 years...

>>18314360
>he didn't make the first wave of preorders when she announced them live on stream

>>18314041
I want to slice my wrists

>>18314360
How did you not pre-order one when it was available?

Reminder that Gura confessed she makes exaggerated faces when streaming to animate her avatar better

>Gura not streaming on V-day
I'm so sorry she is dying cumbuds...

>>18314457
>>18314429
>I was very poor at the time

Did Valentines last year have this amount of shitposting?

>>18314074
I want to say yes, but no, probably not. I'd still keep watching but it just wont be the same.

>>18314200
>redditspacing

https://youtu.be/iywPbViIFaM?t=693
do you still beeleb

>>18314457
They sold out in minutes on GSC, instantly on amiami, and other sites aren't always a guarantee

>>18313772
The apex predator is crazy strong but merely gets denser instead of bulkier, so the tail isn't that bad.
Or she actually has chronic skeletal issues from the strain. Probably the 2nd thing.

>>18314491
They don't charge you until it ships bud, you missed out for nothing

>>18314444
>slice my wrists
>4444
ANON NO!

>>18314525
no because there was no doubt that she will stream

>>18314491
If you were a /buy/fag you would know which places charge right away and which don't. That being said I wish you good luck on finding one that isn't scalper price.

>>18314546
fuckep up timestamp. Rewind a few seconds.

>>18314525
Yeah, but it was mostly during the stream, "you know who she is singing about" and that kind of cuckposting.

who is gorgongalous gippy

>>18314565
>>18314600
I normally don't pre order things direct. I will pay the price eventually. Just holding out hope I don't give money to some scalper.

>>18314469
It's pretty obvious she does this and it's super hecking cute.

I will be happy but slightly disappointed if all we get is another karaoke tomorrow

>>18314543
>replying to the cuckfag spamming the thread

>>18314689
>if all we get
I am literally hoping it is.

>>18314607
>>18314546
If she's seriously sick and not just a lazy shark I could totally see her chatting with us even though she's half dead also because of what happened to Rushia.

>>18314689
>karaoke
>while sick

a karaoke would take more effort than a simple watchlong

>>18314546
I just want her to still be alive

I choose to trust my oshi, despite the evidence.

JANNIE ABANDONED THE THREAD ABD INSTEAD OF CLEANING IT UP YOU KNOW WHAT HES DOING... RIMMING HIS AIDS-INFECTED FAGGOT BOYFRIENDS ASSHOLE AGAIN. SAD AIDS JANNIE, TOO BUSY GETTING HIS BUSSY POZZED TO CLEAN IT UP...

>just happens to be sick on Valentine's

polmao

>>18314751
Not him but I would totally take a watchalong of some dumb lovey dovey movies.

>>18314041
Dammit, Gura's going to dump us if we don't start doing cooler stuff soon.

>>18314835
Stop living in SEA

>>18314559
It was around for almost a day on GSC, at least for the US website. The website crashing constantly for like 6 hours probably contributed to that.

Gout Gourda

You just know she constantly wishes she could drop this facade for good and move in with J*y. Imagine having to sweet talk a bunch of desperate neckbeards on valentine's day and emotionally whore yourself out because they pay your bills. You try to ease the burden by pretending they're just cute, faceless sea creatures, but then you see shit like >>18314041 and get hit with the crushing realization of what your life has become. Must completely gross her out at best, and deeply depress her at worst.

>>18314689
if its not the barbie movie watchalong i will do nothing but will be really sad

>>18314865
you can take the seanig out of sea, but you can't take sea out of the seanig

>>18314041
That hurt my ears, I get that they have heart, but unless you are a cute anime girl, heart singing really does not have much charm

>>18314922
stop projecting and take your meds anon

>>18314922
Very rude. Stinky post.

Fuck I'm a terrible chumbud.
I'm too excited about my stupid unicycle that I haven't cared whether Gura has been sick or not.
Please stream Gura, I need your voice so you can refresh your siren buff on me.

>>18314922
nobody cares about your cukfetish

Why do you faggots reply at all?

>>18314922
she'd rather jump off a bridge than move to the UK

Up after 6 minutes, they really are asleep

You think people who post this shit >>18314922 imagine they're actually sowing real doubt and frustration?
Does he think we're all going
>AIEEEEEE NOT THE J*Y

Ever since last members stream has she shown any signs of activity? Like liking something on twitter or whatever.
I know she doesn't like using social media all that much but I can't help it to worry after her being sick for an entire week and gone silent since her last stream. I just hope she is doing okay and most importantly her not beating herself over being inactive this long.

>>18315134
what else are we supposed to do, go outside?

who is gouda gooms

>>18313697
I gotta say brother, it's been a rough phase to have ina/gura as your favorites lately

>>18314041
dios mio please stop making these things

>>18315174
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1491839402586349578
That tweet and the clip compilation was her last activity

>18315175
They just want the replies, which they got because you dumbfucks can't ignore bait

>>18315134
The unfortunate part of streamers is that a small percentage of their viewers will fall into the parasocial trap. Posts like these >>18314922 will end up triggering their insecurities. All in all it's a pretty unhealthy side product of modern society's issues.

GONCERN STATUS:

what did kiara mean by this?

ARTEMIS OF THE BROWN IS A MAN (MALE) WITH A MENTAL ILLNESS

Gura just conveniently got sick before Valentine's. Very odd timing. Also that name that popped up during her Ring Fit stream, very familiar name.

Hm....

so much for the assbags being distracted
valentines shrinp baiting has won out over green woman hate

>>18315332
0...

>>18315344
Kiara is going to have so much sex with Gura to tire her out and make her sleep.

Gura ate a bad Gordita crunch from Taco Bell.

>>18315281
>The unfortunate part of streamers is that a small percentage of their viewers will fall into the parasocial trap
>unfortunate
Retards deserve to waste all their money on retarded shit like gacha, streamers etc..
It's not companies/streamers' faults if retards exist and they're easy to exploit. If those wouldn't exist they would get exploited by someone else. It's the classic law of survival but a modern one.

>>18315178
Post gura cute.
Find good porn.
Do reps.
Post on other threads.
Post on other boards.

>>18315134
Better just to tab out honestly. There's no reasoning with newfags, samefags, and cuckfags. And meido is nowhere to be seen, yet again. Really makes you think whatever happened to those janny applications.

who is gapslap gallywack

>>18315382
I mean most still are, all these posts have been one guy.

what if Gura got food poisoning from improperly cooked meat and she actually turned into a hardcore vegan?

>>18315420
STAY AWAY FROM MY SHARK YOU ANNOYING CHIMKIN

>>18315495
She'd just go back to only getting real meat from the big M

Valentine's Day night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of shitposting in your one horse thread
You'd like to find a little hole in the ground,
For awhile.
So you go to /hlgg/ in your tie dyed jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's like some pornographic magazine
And you smile
Your Med will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Your Med will get you by tonight
Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'
Oh yeah, ...
Gura's gone out, she's on a date
You just sit at home and masturbate
Your phone is gonna give you that youtube notification soon, but you just can't wait
For that notification
So you stand on the cuck corner in your New English clothes
And you look so cucked from your hair down to your toes
Ah but still your fingers gonna pick your nose
After all, .
Your Med will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Your Meds will get you by tonight
Just a little push, and you'll be smilin'

I am not an optimist. I am however, a masochist: I look forward to potentially spending a good portion of my day tomorrow killing rrats and shitting on SEAnigs.

All I want is for her to be okay.

>>18315425
I didn't want to hurt the feelings of my fellow chumbuds, but really if you guys are feeling uneasy about Gura and whether or not she'll be streaming tomorrow, please take a step back and reflect.

who is gipwiggle gangstalk

>>18315557
Absolutely based.

who is gharl gregooba

CLEAN IT UP JANNIE
TAKE YOUR PREP JANNIE

>>18315495
>Going vegan because you cant cook meat
Gura.. I'll do it for you, just stop trying to become as mold.

>>18315759

who is ginseng gobswallow

>>18315495
what if she got Lyme disease from a tick bite and couldn't eat real meat

>>18315941
anon the rrat is alpha-gal, not lyme

>>18314936
>promises valentines asmr, no strings attached
>later asks for barbie watchalong in exchange
>ends up canceling asmr and just doing barbie watchalong
Her haggling skills are just too strong.

>>18315983
what

>>18316032
the tickborne ailment that causes red meat allergy is not lyme disease. it's alpha-gal syndrome.

If you're okay, Gura, just retweet.

>>18316072
I feel bad for whoever gets that syndrome.

>>18316072
then how do you get Lyme disease

>>18316278
I mean what does it do

Guys, I'm afraid. I am afraid that if I take meds, then suddenly you all will disappear and Gura will disappear. Suddenly it turns out that such a vtuber never existed, and all this was a figment of my imagination. Like the entire Chumbud community.

Tell me! You're not a figment of my imagination, are you? Do you really exist?

>>18316338
You have to wake up anon...nothing you are perceiving right now is real...

Gura please.... Give us a sign

>>18316338
Don't you want to become the last chumbud?

>>18316332
it gives you crippling fatigue for months.

who is glerk gaslight

>>18316338
Solution: take even more meds, if you chug down a large enough among you may finally see Gura

>>18316338
Gura is real but we are not, you need to wake up and return to your family. They miss you.

>>18316472
My semen receptacle.

Chumkeks... your oshi...

>>18316662
Child! T u T

>>18316662
yeah?

who is garbl gambino

Chumchads my oshi is so fucking cute its not even funny.

All this just reminds me that girls like Gura are out of my league. Not that any girl looks my way anyways. Time for my depression nap.

>>18316338
Do you want to know the truth?

I miss her. Probably more than I should.
But dammit I miss her.

>>18316338
Anon, I don't exist

>>18316763
>All this just reminds me that girls like Gura are out of my league.
> Not that any girl looks my way anyways.
>Time for my depression nap.
It's time for your self care reps. WAGMI.

What if the next sign of life she gives is a member post at midnight EST that just says "Chu~"?

who is galgo gabwalsh

I miss Gal Gunslinger.

>>18317034
Many dead shrimpies.

>>18316763
anon... Gura is just a normal nerdy girl, there are many like her, they are just hidden in their gamer caves

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>18316763
You hold her in way too high regard then. She's an incredibly average nerd girl with a flat, flabby body and a whole host of mental problems. Sure, we're all into that apparently, but don't sell yourself short.

>>18317105
This is why I'm considering becoming a burglar.

>>18316382
>>18316400
>>18316480
>>18316493
>>18316803
>>18317012

T-that can't be true, can it? Y-you're kidding me, aren't you?

>>18316763
Relationships in general are out of my league.
Gura made me feel emotions I never wanted to feel again.

>>18317301
>She's an incredibly average nerd girl with a flat, flabby body and a whole host of mental problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmL-47bMyjY

who is goulash gobbler

>>18317301
SEX

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1366839505592848385
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1366839505592848385
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1366839505592848385

>>18317447
>ISREAL

Imagine. Tomorrow there is a message on twitter. "I'm sorry, but I found true love and I'm leaving hololive" (c) Gura.
And then her Twitter account disappears, and all the videos from the YouTube channel also disappear.

geez you guys are gonna shit yourselves when i retweet something

>>18317447
>PALESTINE

>>18317105
>>18316763
Gura is atypical in that while she is a sperg, she is actually cute looking.
The weirdest part about Gura imo is that she is white.
In my experience, as a white guy, it isn't hard to find a sperg like Gura, except they are usually ugly. When they aren't ugly they tend to be nonwhite. She might be a little more spergy than most of the girls though.
By the way, if you are white try coffee meets bagel and try swiping on nonwhite girls. In my experience, it is super fucking easy to pull nonwhite and jew girls as a white guy on that app and in general the girls I've gone on dates with who were white always had something wrong with them, but the asian girls were usually a lot prettier

>>18317477
no problem i have all the videos saved

>>18317477
stop imagining

>>18317447
My first thought was that it must be fake.

>>18316763
I think girls like her perfectly within your league. Having known a few "Guras" they are too weird or quirky for most people and have average looks and too quiet to draw attention to themselves. You just have to be lucky to find them out of their cave and notice them then before someone else does. I believe in you chumbud

If Gura doesn't stream tomorrow then....all the rrats are true.

>>18317301
>She's an incredibly average nerd girl with a flat, flabby body and a whole host of mental problems.
She is just perfect.

>>18316468
so she does have lyme disease

>>18317537
Not really, but it would be a massive red flag

who is gromble gilbingle

>>18317447
How devilish.

>>18317301
>>18317416
>>18317540
Plus her singing soothes the retarded beast in me.

Is my wife alive?

>>18317525
Yeah, but where the fuck do you find them?
>>18317540
>>18317301
Gura has a significantly cuter face than most retarded nerd girls and I don' think she looks that fat

Forget valentines day or whatever. If she actually caught the non debuffed coof then "I can't belt Gawr Gura" won't be a meme anymore. Her lungs are fucked forever.

>>18316338
Whatever you do, don't take any red pills

>>18317447
I love her two long fat shark cocks

>>18317517
I can not. She disappeared, not one message on Twitter, nor in the community on YouTube.
Just a little message that she's alive and on the mend. I don't ask for more.
I'm just falling into the abyss of madness.

Ya'll are exactly why she's so terrified of twitter

Stop doomerposting.

I thought she'd be back tomorrow but I'm legitimately starting to concern that she's been sick this long. I almost wish she asked mamashark to come and help take care of her

>>18317447
Fuck you this actually got me

>>18317718
she is terrified of twitter because she calls people a nigger all the time and doesn't want to get caught calling someone a nigger, faggot or troon on social media

>>18317718
what?

who is gobnik gremular

>>18317643
By LARPing as JW and going from door to door.

>>18317718
>Ya'll
Leave.

>gone for days
>she doesn't care...
>comes back and streams bangers everyday
>I think I love her
>gone for days
Get me out of this cycle

who is gelsh grimbo

>>18317643
>but where the fuck do you find them?
I met a few when working the night shift at an Amazon warehouse, others while working and volunteering at an animal shelter/vet clinics.

>>18317832
They didn't even put the ' correctly, so it's just a wigger rumao

Goop goop dead

Let's be real here. Gura is probably 400 lbs. by now.

>>18317904
Get a unicycle that goes 50 miles per hour. Everything else about life will start to feel dull.

>>18317904
basically been like this nonstop since november...

>>18317904
It's kinda sad that this turned out to be true

>>18317946
Only because I'm on top of her

>>18311403
Explicitly said no to Amesame
Avoid collab with Gura
Gura wanted to stream Paladin with Ame but it didn't happen

I wonder why

>>18317447
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who is gelda gonksly

>>18317960
gura is kind of a bad person isn't she

>>18317960
Gura GFE chuba confirmed

>>18317960
i like it like that

>>18317989
Management has been trying to make Kiara/Ame a thing because of that dumb cover dropping today and the shit coming after it
Remember, any kind of forced pairing where both sides are into it is always part of the kayfabe

>>18318053
Unironically this, the rollercoaster of feelings is quite the ride.

Imagine gura being naked

who is ghelpi garbonzo

>>18318093
Do whatever they want I don't care about Amesame or Ame anymore

I gotta go take care of some errands so gura will probably tweet now that I'm afk.
it happened last time >>16983093

>>18317904
>>18317960
I don't think it's necessarily this. A lot of people, especially those with ADHD, go through cycles/waves where they're really on top of things, cheerful, talkative, then crash and become down and not do much or talk much. I do this myself. So does my mother. Give her time, she's always came back hasn't she?

>>18317946
Nah, she strikes me more as someone who skips meals and becomes unhealthy levels of thin with a fucked immune system on top.

>>18318175
Yup. I do this all the fucking time and its a nightmare. Fuck those meds though.

>>18318163
The only person that does is Gango Gremp and that's fine

I dunno why the artist did this
https://files.catbox.moe/bxk99r.jpg
When moving the eye ever so slightly makes it better
https://files.catbox.moe/dxbsyi.jpg

>>18318275
her being in awe at the size of her own bulge is hotter than her looking to the side

>>18318275
I mean, how would you react if your cock turned into a pussy?

>>18318349
If I am still ugly I would hang myself.

>>18318175
I relate to the need to "charge your batteries". When I need to be extroverted or interact with a lot of people I typically spend the next few days entirely alone.

Either she is resting to be perfectly fine for tomorrow or she is still badly sick and we won't see her for the whole week again.

I guess she was embarassed with her behavior in the member stream and won't stream again with a fever.

It just sad that Gura knows what fans want and try bringing Amesame to stage but Ame just doesn't want to do content fans like.
Although it's possible Gura didn't ask but watching Gura's end it seems Ame ghosted Gura a lot when we hear a lot what Gura wanna do with her

>>18318093
Please tell me that you don't actually believe management force them to have ships between eachother. Kiara has shown a lot of affection towards ame, when the cover with Ina was dropped Kiara mentioned she wanted to get Ame for a song collab next because she was the only on myth left that havent sing with her. It has nothing to do with what you are talking about.

Hi chumbies, it's actually me, head stuck in a big jar, sowwy~

>>18318349
I'd kill myself, penises don't bleed every month and you can piss while standing without spraying your pants and briefs.

>>18318463
oh nyo shes gonna drown

Guys I miss Gura so much I'm going to pee my pants RIGHT NOW!!!

>>18318434
Ame does not let herself be constrained by what people think is good in the conventional sense.

>>18318491
>you can piss while standing
He doesn't know

>>18311324
I have nothing to explain because I only watch Gura. The other girls do nothing for me.

>>18318491
But you can have orgasm with no cool down

>>18318554
>omitted the rest

>>18318053
Same.
If I knew where to find a cute girl able to give me something like this I might not be opposed to a forming a relationship. No intrusions, no overwhelming, just fun and love once in a while.

Remember Gura promised that she would communicate with us more.

Maybe she was lying when she said she loved us? Maybe she really doesn't care about us? Maybe we are just for her earnings and a source for up her self-esteem?

>>18318573
I'm not a coomer.

>>18318637
She did communicate more..... just not as much as anyone would have liked.

Gurass