/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>implying it's not mfmf's sperm thats dried up
lol
lmao

A+ thread.

>>18193125
he can't keep getting away with this!

>>18193125
Nina isn't even Japanese.

>>18193397
Neither is Pomu. PWNBJ

Why would Abe want them to have kids? It's not just any kids, it has to be JAPANESE kids, so they all need to either somehow become citizens of Japan and live there forever with their families, or get impregnated by YAMATO DAMASHII CUM

>>18193125
based Yagoo
eh has sex with vtubers and isnt afraid of anything

>>18193451
Pomu IS Japanese.

>>18193125
I volunteer to save Choco's eggs

>>18193542
pomusan... g-gomenasai

Wait... Pomu is a hag?

>>18193451
Pomu is from Japan.

>>18193125
What about Botan, too late?

>>18193451
>>18193397
Abe is a man that simply enjoys insemination. He will legit put his boot on your back to make sure you cum inside. He will than put a bandage over the vag to make sure no cum leaks out.

>>18193730
Sorry bro.

>>18193125
Should have banned condoms when you were in power faggot.
We all know those supers are going straight for them

>>18193730
Game over.

>>18193125
I can't see any of those people listed being a proper mom..except Choco.

>>18193730
That lion is dry, too late buddy.

>>18193730
Unfortunately any children she'd have now would have autism or downs, I'm sorry.

>>18193869
I think Nina makes an okay mom. She's self-sufficient and has skills other than ordering pinpons. Hell, she's very nurturing too based on how she treats Petra and Rosemi.

>>18193661
how new?

>>18193125
I have no problem with this...it would be cooler if we got to see Marine Jr. replace her mom once mama passed 50.

>>18193125
This actually made me laugh. GG

>>18195064
True. She gives off a high ranking corpo lady-vibe. She's traveled to lots of places too, implying she's experienced being loaded before at least. Also, with all the languages she can speak, she could probably get a cushy job at any company she wanted.

>>18196793
Kek, family legacy of vtubers.

>>18199070
Imagine Live2D avatars being passed down through generations. I welcome Padishah-empress Marine V.

>>18193125
Kson is mine, fuck u abe

man abe was so memeable I actually miss him

>>18200964
you can't beat the cock

Do any of the holomems have kids? I don't keep up with roommates.

>>18193125
based

>>18193730
Why is biology so fucked up?
The biological prime for giving birth is 18-25. But by 25 people are just graduating with nothing debt to their name.
No wonder newer generations are getting more retarded as they born from later mothers and we are heading to demographic collapse.
Humans in nature didn't wait till their 30s to reproduce.

>>18206316
>Implying the modern world was the norm for most of humanity

>>18193125
ABE OPEN UP THE COUNTRY

>>18204487

>>18209212
Let my dick in. LET MY DICK IN.

>>18210351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDp0ci2yW18

>>18206316
Modern society sets standards that our biological clocks arent made foe

>>18193234
Anon, maybe you aren't aware since you don't get to use your dick for reproduction purpose, but male's sperms are scientifically good until past 50-60

If Abe was emperor of the world, things would be different around here.

>>18193542
>>18193451
It is useful for the japanese to cultivate growth in the (real) american population, especially among weeaboos, as a powerful america is a strong counter to china. Pomu would do far more for japan if she had 5 sons, all named after her cat Pomusuke, and taught them to be weeaboos.

>>18193451
Pomu WILL BECOME JAPANESE!

>>18193730
There are no holos over the age of 40 (yet).

>>18206316
Historical data from the UK and eastern europe finds that women from the Polish commonwealth in the 1600s tended to get married around 22, while british women got married around 26. Nothing is stopping a 25 year old from having kids, they just choose not to.

However the USA is heading away from demographic collapse.

>>18206316
Clearly biology is not to blame here, but capitalist career building.

>Fucks over the Japanese economy so badly it caused economic stagnation
>Lost Decades where people's real wages fell
>Continue not spending in welfare as government puts the burden on families
>"Gee, why aren't people having children, such a mystery"

>>18206316
>18-25
It's actually lower than that.

>>18214140
Post the chart.

>>18214048
The west would be like that too if the immigrant didn't come. Capitalist society was fucked from the beginning

>>18193234
first post cope post

>>18193730
My mom's friend miscarried a child in her early 40s but then had two healthy children after that. Still healthy in their teens. It's not hopeless.

>>18213638
may Abe bless us in these dark times

>>18193125
>Choco
She's barely 26...

>>18206316
>>prime for giving birth is 18-25

>>18214539
Botan is not in her 40s. Where did this fucking meme come from. Anyway impregnating a woman who hasn't hit menopause is simply a matter of pumping her full of semen while she's ovulating. People who fail are clearly not doing it enough (note: the older you are the more sex you need to have in order to knock up your woman, you can't just one and done, it's gotta be like 50 times in a week).

>>18213555
That poster is obviously a woman.

>>18215432
He's correct. In premodern diets (aka closer to natural diets without steroids like Americans use) women didn't start menstruation until around 16.

>>18204516
there's a rrat that korone has one but I don't think there was really anything to it

>>18213820
It was the same in United States, people used to marry at like 25. Then baby boomers married early and brought the average way down.

>>18215711
Late 30s is still dangerous bro.

>>18193125
Either get
Wiped
Kraut
Go full Catholic
Their is no in-beetween

>>18193125
So this is Abe's masterplan.. To sell hags to the masses using anime avatars..

>>18193125
I want to shag this sheep before it's too late...

>>18193125
I can save them....

>>18222442
Kiwi...

>>18193464
Look how it stretches the fabric up, that's a nice belly I don't think Kson, Choco or Rushia could produce one like that though

>>18193125
Abe... come home...

>>18214433
Literally the opposite is true, there is a direct correlation between the passing of the 1965 immigration act and a decline in wages and general quality of life.
Reducing the value of an individual worker by importing millions of people that will compete for the same job has not had a positive effect on birth rates.

>>18215711
>have to cum in Botan 50 times a week or she'll rip your dick off
Frightening... but I'm turned on

>>18229025
Let's say she streams for 4 hours, preps for 3 and sleeps for 6, and maybe another 3 for random junk. That means you have 8 hours per day to impregnate her. Can you handle that?

>>18193125
You forgot Watame.

>>18193125
https://files.catbox.moe/ld883q.mp4

>>18231352
balls would get empty so fast bro

>>18227946
Don't trust correlations in economics. A lot of other things happened in 1965. There is no way to run a controlled experiment on the economy so you should just stick with the theories that are simple and make sense after some careful thought.

To this date, the most reliable economic laws are the ones that were refined by just thinking really hard.

>>18227946
Anon you are an imbecile, globalization is the main reason, and Reagan's fever dream to fuck anyone entering low wage-paying jobs is the other reason.

>>18193125
>totally failed at raising the birth rates and the economy
>retired in shame after accomplishing nothing
>grandpa was a war criminal and friends with the yakuza

>>18193125
kek

>>18231786
ogey

>>18235382
unfathomably based

>Kson has talked about developing brain fog such as forgetting words in both languages
having a baby especially a son decreases your chances of getting neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's, chances reduced even more with more sons.

>>18193125
How many children does Abe himself have?

bros... my mama was 50 and my papa was like 55 when they fugged
I feel alright, but I probably have some kind of severe autism

>>18193125
That earlier OP was best comedy gold yet

>>18193125
lol froot

>>18213555
My mom was 39 and my dad was 48 when I was born. And here I am, on 4chan, talking about virtual anime girls. I don't think it's ideal for a man to be that old when reproducing. Or a woman.

>>18245096
You're posting here aren't you?

>>18213555
But does it work? Like I know images shopped to hell, but he feels like some HRT shit going on.

>>18248818
Don't let trannies and normalfags delude you, brother. This is peak entertainment of KINGS. That's why they all sing KING, it's about us. We're all gonna make it. 4chan is the abode of internet elite, even if there are some peasants lurking about.

>>18249470
>>18249502

>>18193125
So should /vt/ accumulate all semen in one giant keg and have hags play baby roulette?

>>18249565
>he doesn't know

>>18193125
>Males stop watching GFE vtubers
>Birth rates go up
Abe-sama, I kneel...

>>18206316
Because the conditions produced by the modern world were a far fucking cry from the ones we evolved for.

>>18247367
>>18248818
>>18249502

>>18249629
Someone should’ve showed that to Abe.

>>18206316
isn't it crazy how we become biologically capable of reproduction years before society says it's acceptable. makes me wonder how many animals out in the wild are pedophiles who don't wait a few mating seasons before having sex.

>>18193234
His testosterone levels are probably none

>>18213638
If Abe was still in power the gov mandated couples backed by the power of science™ would be a reality in the next 20 years

>>18214048
Japan's economy was on a tourniquet long before Abe.

>>18222442
https://youtu.be/1jJh-B4KWxU?t=61

>>18199811
Stop making Dune references. It is normie af now.

>>18254136
Fuck off, I've read Rune for years.
And it's also a Maroon 5 reference.

>>18247367
You can't be retarded if you're self aware. You likely have issues but it being tied to genetic traits is questionable, sometime it's just what we went through which fuck us

>>18193125
ABE YOU FAT FUCK TRICKED ME, I KNOW IT IS A PROBLEM BUT THIS LEVEL OF CONSPIRACY IS NOT THE SOLUTION

>>18193464
He actually doesn't care that much about the latter part of that aspect if you've heard him talk. Simply living your life in Japan the Japanese way is good enough for him.

>>18215711
>(note: the older you are the more sex you need to have in order to knock up your woman, you can't just one and done, it's gotta be like 50 times in a week).
Honest question, how does that even work? The sperm only has one place to go regardless of age

>>18213555
it's men who turn infertile first, despite common belief

>>18213820
This, even in the medieval period people tended to wait before getting married simply because a man wasn't supposed to have a wife until he learned a trade he could support her with.

>>18242361
So you're saying my mom who had 3 sons is safe despite her always worrying because her dad had dementia?

>>18247367
My mom was 27 and my dad was 41. So you'd thnk I would be safe from autism with her being that age but here I am

>>18249856
So funny historical anecdote on that, when the Meiji era was in full swing there were a bunch of japanese intellectuals who were all in on eugenics and thought that they should have strong prime stock of european come and knock up their women to give birth to a generation of genetic hapa ubermensch. Needless to say the general public wasn't on board with the idea

>>18259993
Based populace, fuck "intellectuals".

>>18213555
Don’t older sperm also start expiring and increasing the rate of genetic disease? Plus older men are less fit and capable of taking care of children. How are you gonna play catch with your son or give your daughter a piggyback ride when your back can’t take it? Frankly nobody should be having kids after 40, men or women. At the very least women are redpilled enough to acknowledge it, but more men need to realize it. Your biological clock is ticking too.