/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18163012
His fans would unironically say "Lmao no you didnt, you cant fool me"

>>18163012
...Who?

Who?
This is a Hololive board dude.

>>18163012
we would all be proud of our son

>>18163012
Hopefully this means he gave consent instead of getting raped

>>18163012
Would be happy for our son

>>18163012
i don't care because i'm not a 4ft tall indonesian

It’d be better than being sexually harassed by other female vtubers

Happy that he has someone to cook for him.

I wish its Bae. The rat joined HoloEN to get a taste of this Holostar's cock. Too bad Roberu is the 2nd most professional holostar and would dare not taint any of the girls.

Bae would probably get more harassment about it than he would.

>>18163012
Mass seething by Robae shippers.

>>18163012
>one (uno) girlfriend
severely disappointed. He should have at least a different bitch for every day of the week.

>>18163012
He already does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFKYM1zmHrM

>>18163012
Aren't his viewers mostly male? There's no male vtuber who can maintain a >50% female viewership.

>>18163586
Vox apparently had 75% at one point, and I wouldn't doubt Mysta does too when he does a pandering to yumejo/fujo stream.

>>18163671
>I wouldn't doubt Mysta does too when he does a pandering to yumejo/fujo stream.
That's the thing though, they don't pander with every stream so the ratio levels out.

>>18163586
And his female fans see him as a son experience (of course). So they want to see him getting a wife already.

>>18163012
Baelz suicide stream

>>18163012
The mass suicide of Animare

>>18163586
>Aren't his viewers mostly male?
Yes, but he attracts older women who are often married and watch him with their husbands, so his female ratio may be a little higher than YT analytics may show.
>There's no male vtuber who can maintain a >50% female viewership.
Harusaki Air has like 80% female viewership

>>18164221
What the fuck does he do, titsucking asmr?

>>18163488
self proclaimed doesn't count

>>18163012
Nothing. It's highly unlikely that he'd ever have a relationship with ANYONE, but I doubt people would go berserk over the idea of him dating IRL.

>>18163012
I would simply say "oh, neat" and then go back to fucking my cute boywife Izuru!

>>18163488
should've offered to kiss her butthole and make the pain go away

>>18165297
Air? he's like that prince character from otomege / shoujo manga

>>18163287
His unwillingness makes the Rrat harder

Good, he's truly winning.

>>18163012
People would be happy for him.

Fuck, Gwelu had a baby born after he started, no seething, genuine happiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-qTSjsg9KI

>>18166060
that moment is still really cute. wants to be with papa so bad.

>>18163012
I feel bad for his gf.
She need to take care of this manwhore.

>>18163012
I would be happy that my skeleton son can get some tail

>>18163012
Honestly? Regulars eould be happy to hear he has someone on his life, they already tease him constantly over marriage so as is, so that would actually be good news for them.
I myself would be happy for him too and feel a little bad about the poor sap that has to take care of that dumbass and his antics.

>>18163012
Depends on whether it's Suisei or IRyS.

>>18163012
I'll feel bad for the woman who has to make sure this man has something in his stomach other than energy drinks everyday.

>>18163012
Bae you should be look at this from your end then Roberu's... Imagine all of those KR supas vanishing.

>>18163012
Widespread chaos as Animare, Suisei, Ollie, Bae and IRyS kill each other.

>>18168732
ramona = roberto

nice edit

>>18168297
>>18168810
Why IRyS ?

>>18163012


A girlfriend? Isn't he the toy of Animare?

>>18168969
He hard committed to be Mea's this year.

>>18163012
yeah, it's me (his boyfriend)

>>18163012
Don't regulars tease him on pretty much a daily basis about when he's gonna get married?

>>18168900
She likes him and is a naughty girl.

>>18163012
Good for him, I don't care because I'm not gay

>>18163012
Massive celebration

My personal dream of marrying him would burn.

People would just call him based or something. Cant say the same to the handful of yumejoshis orbitting him

>>18163012
Now the real hard hitting question:
What would happen if MASHIRO was caught having a girlfriend?

>>18180473
Why would a fag have a girlfriend

>>18163012
he already has a girlfriend though, pic related

>>18180531
>a fag
He's straighter than his fans and often lament not having a girlfriend.
https://youtu.be/j2EuJ0P0_rY

>>18163012
>using this bait with roberu of all people
Dumb retarded eop using the most known holostar for bait

>>18163012
If it's anyone but Kuku, I'm rioting.

>>18163012

is the person you are thinking of over 18, charismatic, and doing well financially?
they are getting laid regularly if not in a committed relationship or married. period. 0 exceptions.
Every single vtuber at hololive,nijsanji,and shojo falls into this category.
learn to live with it. Hell, learn to love NTR and you'll even enjoy this fact.

>>18163012
His roommate is a very hideous creature, so I would be happy for him because he made it. WAGMI

>>18163671
Mysta's also a legit faggot. I cannot imagine many men being interested in his content.

>>18181176

Mysta is gay? You mean one of the nijisanji english males actually has a chance of being a legit entertainer and not a cringe fest?

>>18180631
I still remember his christmas stream, he was s o fucking sad man
It's okay Mashiro... everything is going to be okay...

>>18182127
he's just like us...I'd take this FE over any GFE all days, I care for my bro.

>>18182599
Whoever was going out with mashiro that day cancelled, he had to stay in a family restaurant all by himself eating a cake he buyed, ended up talking about school stories and a teacher that didn't help him in anyway when he had it rough, it was sad, he talked about other stuff but my japanese is bad

>>18180631
>Wanted to fuck Mashiro at first
>Now just want to be his bro
No one deserves to get hurt like this man ;_;

>>18183064
From what I've been able to gather he was bullied in highschool, not by other students though but by the staff itself, like the teachers... Shit's rough especially when his family situation was already bad to begin with, that kind of stuff scars a man for sure. I'm glad he at least managed to make it as a vtuber, being able to work different kind of jobs and more importantly living on his own far from his shit family. If anything I find it very commendable and it motivate me to do something about my current NEETdom (sorry for the blogpost),it gives me hope to see someone like him making it.
Relatively to how he suffered, he seems rather stable so that's encouraging. I just wish he could find himself a GF if it could help him but I'm afraid that would only end up bringing him a whole new set of problems to deal with.
>>18183216
Same...

>>18163012
We would be cheering for our son

>>18180963
Gura comes to mind. She may get laid by big dogs though.

Polka rapes him once a week on thursdays

>>18163012
It's fine. That would mean his lonely idol, shota onee, gacha loving ass would be moving up in the world. He is everyone's WINNING son. Don't you want your son to be a hit with women?

>>18180872
>They have amazing chemistry
>Both orange hair
>Everyone, LITERALLY everyone ships them
>Roberu distances himself to avoid trouble because male idol
>Kuku hangs around Aruran more often and collabs with him now

>>18181057
He looks like an average Asian guy. All he needs is to eat regularly so he can put more meat on his bones. I can fix him. I think he’s cute.

>>18183585
Does Roberu self insert as the shota or does he think of himself as a third person observer?

>>18184172
Self insert. It brings him much pain knowing he'll never be a kid again.

>>18184172
third person observer

https://youtu.be/HVZKQqk8l8U

>>18184172
https://youtu.be/s-jFd6jDCP8

>>18163287
I want Bae to succeed wrt Roberu. Isn't girl reaching her dream goal the whole point of this idol thing?

>>18184564
He deserves better than an aussie Chink.

>>18184689
He deserves love and Bae will supply that in buckets.

>>18183570
He literally can't stop winning then.

>>18186488
I said rape for a reason. Its non-consensual.

>>18180623
Ame stop posting

>>18163012
Suisei

>>18183670
>Everyone, LITERALLY everyone ships them
From what I have heard even Kuku's mama ships them, not sure if vtuber mama or irl mama, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter, Rob is actually liked by some moms around, including from some of the Animare girls iirc.

>>18190638
Real mom, and she bought Holostars live ticket

>>18163012
I'll ask him to treat her nicely, my son is a gentleman after all

>>18166060
Cute... the family scenes always fill me with joy
As an aside, we really need more babies and husband/wives and less boyfriends/girlfriends

Mating press

>>18163073
This, I wouldnt believe it at all

Pretty based if you ask me.

>>18163012
He doesn't do BFE as far as I know

>>18168900
WhyRys?

>>18183545
Gura got zero social charisma when she isn't streaming, but maybe once she gets over her imposter syndrome and her constant depression she might go get any man she wants.

>>18186450
And so will Kuku and she is much cuter than Bae.
Sorry about your ship but I want the best for my son.

>>18183670
>distances himself to avoid trouble
Every.fucking.time.

>>18195789
I wish he wouldn't do this but it usually the girls (goddamn Haneru) fault.