/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm sorry this happened to you. You deserve better.

>>18112286
I thought we hated jews?
Why does everyone on this website love Seinfeld?

>>18112486
you have to go back chud

>>18112554
Anyone who unironically uses the word chud gets the rope.

>>18112286
what is this? like obviously you're referring to rushia but was is that image? and who's jerry?

The Matsuri Seinfeld topic was rather prophetic..
>>8953057

>>18113079
Isn't that what Gura's fans are called?

George gets mad pussy though, he doesn't need GFE.

>>18113212
Is this bait

>>18115811
is what bait? is this a reference to something that's extremely well known to vtuber watching weebs?

>>18116541
It only means you're under the age of 30.

>>18113212
holy shit do people not know seinfeld

>>18113212
this is bait, right

>>18112286
Nothing on TV came even close to this when they were at the peak.

>>18117879
classic era simpsons (seasons 2-8, or 1-9 if we're being generous) is at least equal

>>18113212
What?

>>18117484
Everyone on this website makes me feel young for being in my early 20s, but even I know Seinfeld. Probably only because my Mom always watched it when I was young.

>>18113212
You need to be older than 18 to use this site

>>18113212
Humanity disappoints me.

>>18117484
>>18118284
i'm 24
>>18117700
thanks for telling me what it is, i was able to look it up.
>>18117780
>>18118287
it's just a random sitcom from the 90's? why would people know what this is on this board? This isn't a board for old tv shows, it's for vtubers. This is like when those other retards here expected everyone to know 2hu trivia. like why the fuck would i randomly know who the maker of touhou is, and why would everyone here know that? this isn't /jp/, i don't need to know 2hu trivia to jerk off to loli 2hu doujins, and definitely don't need it to watch vtubers.

>>18118523
Watch it a bit and you'll know why everybody knows it

>>18118523
You just gotta watch it. It's a contender for my favorite tv show. I might be a bit biased since I watched a lot of it as a kid, but just trust me on this.

>>18113212
Retard

>>18118523
>it's just a random sitcom from the 90's? why would people know what this is on this board?
Zoomers will never understand what it was like to grow up pre-internet. If you had cable, or worse, antenna, you watched whatever was on TV because you had nothing better to do and there were only so many channels worth watching. Normies, nerds, everyone was seeing the same TV shows. If a show was popular it didn't matter who you were, you had probably seen it at some point. I have seen the first five Rocky movies like nearly everyone else my age and I can promise you I do not give a shit about boxing or sports at all.

>>18118523
>it's just a random sitcom from the 90's?
please for the love of god go back

>i don't need to know 2hu trivia to jerk off to loli 2hu doujins
I hate this motherfucker. He's baiting hard; 24 year olds know what Seinfeld is. There are 24 year old that watched Friends for god's sake

>>18118523
I don't particularly hate this anon, but this mentality that somehow is contrary to imageboards. I probably sound like a schizo, but it feels like that.

>>18118523
Faggot, I'm younger than you in my early 20's and you only know board culture here and not outside /vt/. Fucking neck yourself

>>18119327
Either this is a well-crafted bait or he is just an extremely newfag

>>18113569
No? People call us pedos...

>>18119127
>zoomers will never understand what it's like to grow up pre-internet
i'm 24, the oldest of the zoomers. Computer accessibility didn't happen until i was in about middle school, and even then i don't recall it being a catch all entertainment solution in the same way it is now.
Most of my childhood i recall watching TV and playing video games. gameboy advance sp and gamecube early on, then DS and Wii later on. I mostly watched cartoon network and nickelodeon, the only sitcom i recall watching as a child was the occasional episode of george lopez for some reason. Once i was in middle school i got into flash games on our windows xp pc and the old days of youtube. flip phones were still common at this time, i had one. I recall the transition from analog to digital channels as well. going from CN being channel 35 to being channel 440
>>18119317
i promise you i'm not. somehow i was always known as the "living under a rock" guy. throughout my life, one of the most common phrases directed at me has been "you've never heard of X?!?!" or "you've never watched X?!?!".
i have heard the name seinfield and friends before and am pretty sure they're both tv shows but don't have an image of what they look like (although now i know a little more about seinfield since i looked it up).

>>18113212
THIS WORLD IS OFTEN DISAPPOINTING
BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO THE DESPAIR I FEEL NOW READING THIS POST

>>18113212
Zoomers need to die

>>18119812
Oh, I'm 24 too, and I know your type. The weird mix between recluse and normalfag. Doesn't quite fit in either crowd.
Watch it, it's a pretty good way to entertain yourself for a while.

>>18119812
If this true you're still a fucking freak for cranking it to loli doujins without knowing anything about the source material and you missed out on a pretty good sitcom. Were you homeschooled or something? Just from what you said about cartoon network I would have to assume you live in north america

>>18113212
Go back

>>18120075
>If this true you're still a fucking freak for cranking it to loli doujins without knowing anything about the source material
that's nonsense, you're far better off jacking it to FGO doujins without the source material.

I'm 26 and I can't say I've ever met a 24 year old of this variety before

>>18120189
I'm gonna amend my previous statement and say you're a freak for jerking it to loli doujins period

>>18119327
Its called a r*dditor

>>18120195
Well, as I mentioned, that weird mix is very strange to find. Though a bit more common here in spicland.

>>18120270
Nah, those are just normalfags trying to "rebel" by embracing brain rot. That anon is, as I mentioned, just one of the few that don't actually fit in the regular groups.

>>18120267
Shut up faggot

>>18112286
>I just don't see what the big deal is. You weren't dating her.

>>18120598
The truth hurts other faggot

>>18120267
You have to go back

>>18120907
Nah, you're just a literal faggot.

>>18120075
the other anon who used FGO doujins wasn't me
I think this is a weird sentiment because most of the loli doujins that i come across are one-ofs with original characters, so there is no source material to know. I treat doujins that have a source material that i haven't watched/read the same as doujins that don't have a source material. I was not homeschooled and no, not north american technically. I live in that one US state that's not in north america.
>>18120267
they're just drawings that help me empty my balls at night. i've been a lolicon since middle school as well when puberty started and my sexual awakening happened. within a year of getting my first sexual feelings and all that i found that i really liked loli doujins. I don't think it makes me a freak, i keep it to myself and they don't hurt anybody.

>>18120907
Are you a leftist or something, that doesn't make sense mate

>>18120598
>>18120907
anyone have that picture of the YT video 2 retards fighting? cuz this is just that

>>18113079
>muh day of the rope
Bro, hit the gym or some boxing classes so you can stop being so beta, please. I could beat you up or out shoot you, you are being gatekept from sex for a reason.

>>18121047
found it

>>18113212
For all the unhinged shitflinging this is somehow the worst post on /vt/ today. Bravo.

>>18121028
idk man i'm an unironic trot and i love cunny

>>18120400
All his problems stem from not lurking enough.
If he is 24 it is safe to assume that he has been browsing the internet for 12 years.
If you browse the anglosphere internet, you have to be very sheltered in your browsing habits to not encounter Seinfield related jokes or memes sooner than later.
If we assume worst case scenario and he is a newnewnewnewnewnewnewfag that started browsing here 3 years ago, how do you manage to not encounter ISHYGDDT?
I am pretty sure it gets posted even on /a/. He admits he doesn't browse /jp/, so its borderline incomprehensible.
The equivalent of not knowing Baneposting, even if you don't browse /tv/, you should have encountered if you have been here for more than a couple of months.

I'm not saying that I'm gonna come into your house and delete all of your lolis but I am well within my rights to call lolicons freaks. Get some thicker skin bitches

>>18118523
4channel is HUGE on pop culture, bro. We're all overly socialized nigger cattle here.

>>18121137
Was the implication that I was upset because I insulted him

>>18121165
I used to browse /jp/ but literally only for the vtuber threads, once we transitioned over to /vt/ i no longer had any reason to browse /jp/ so i haven't since then.

>>18121008
Good on you. Don't let retards on the internet drag you to their retardation.

>>18120907
twitterchama...

>>18121165
My exact point, though. They're a weird mix of normalfag and recluse that doesn't get exposed too deeply into any of it and isn't that interested in either at that point of time.
Also, playing devil's advocate again, he probably found them, but didn't care to look up the origin of it, just rolled around with it.
As I said, it's an attitude I've seen in others.

So let me get this straight, you expect this girl to provide top tier "girlfriend experience" without ever having any real life girlfriend experience? Isn't that a little unreasonable George?

>>18112286
What's the deal with GFE anyway?

On the topic of Seinfeld, did any holos get the Seinfeld reference in stickmin? I watched it like 3 times when I got to it because I was so caught off guard by it.

>>18113569
No we're called Chumbuds and we're based.

>>18113079
NTA, but I've been doing boxing for 5 years or so and also think you should fucking neck yourself. First of all for saying chud, but more importantly for pulling le "lmao I'm stronger than you IRL" shit on a fucking anonymous mognolian basket weaving forum you autistic piece of shit, nobody gives a fuck.

>>18124523
Kill yourself, retarded nigger.

>>18119127
>Zoomers
Im 19 and I know what Seinfeld is, some people just don't watch TV.

JERRY I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND JERRY
GOD DAMMIT I BOUGHT THAT RING

>>18118036

Simpsons were never good

>"NO SUPA FOR YOU!"

>>18113212

Nice (You)

>>18122254
I feel like this is definitely an Elaine line.

>>18112286
>"GEORGE, JERRY, STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS NONSENSE! Listen up, my oshi taught me how to make Lean. A little cough syrup, a lil sugar, and a bit of some booze and I'm out like a light! Maybe I can sell this!"

>>18125322
This is the funniest thing I've seen on this board in months

>>18113212
10/10

>>18118523
holy fuck i'm about to turn 24 and i didn't realize there were people this painfully unaware my age.
I'm sorry that you had literally zero exposure to anything around you for the first 20 years of your life

>>18119127
And then there's me, a 29 year old who didn't have a computer until 2008 and never watched any of this shit. I watched anime and played video games, you normalfag.

>>18126443
if you were capable of watching anime and video games for a majority of a day back then, you're a normal fag because your whole country is filled with losers

>>18118523
>it's just a random sitcom from the 90's?
No dude, it's Seinfeld.

>"So, let me get this straight, you give money to anime women that you watch online?"
>"No no, you don't get it Elaine, the supas are just like a tip, a little something to show you care...and she also says your name."
>"So what if she doesn't say your name?"
>"Well she has to say your name Jerry, you just gave her money!"
>"So if the whole point is to have her say your name...doesn't that just make you a lonely man trying to get an anime girl to say your name?"
>*laughter, scattered applause*
>"I ENJOY HER WORK AND WANT TO SUPPORT MY OSHI. IS IT SO INSANE FOR A MAN TO GIVE MONEY TO A FEMALE ENTERTAINER FOR PURELY PLATONIC REASONS"
>*mild chuckles from the audience*
>"And so would you still keep donating if you found out she had a boyfriend?"
>"Oh of course not"
>*uproarious laughter

>>18126549
3rd most populous country on Earth. A whole lotta losers.

>THROW SANA OUT, SHE'S A NIGGER, SHE'S A NIGGER, SHE'S A NIGGER, A NIGGER!
>LOOK, THERE'S A SPACE NIGGER!
>OOH OOH

>>18126443
>a 29 year old who didn't have a computer until 2008 and never watched any of this shit
did you just never turn on a tv or even walk through a video store? Seinfeld was and still is huge

>>18126900
We're never getting another brown vtuber.

>>18121165
>ISHYGDDT
I have never thought this was a Seinfield thing and always thought the bat image was just funny

>Enter comfy Seinfeld thread
>just 80 posts of /vt/ biting the world's clearest bait
My favorite board desu

>>18126900
How can you hang her if she's too lazy to show up to work and stream?

>>18122254
fucking gold

>>18112286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLK5VlQcC4

>>18118523
Newfag detected.

>>18126443
how are still so so self-absorbed and unaware of what people are like at 29 years old to have not realized that video games and anime are both normalfag hobbies and have been for most of your life

>>18120603
It’s a girl friend experience! A GFE, without the GF is just an E. I can’t get anything out of an E! If I wanted an E, I could just go to the park or drive a cab. It’s ruined now, ruined I say!

>"This just doesn't any sense George. You're spending all this time and money watching her streams, buying her merch, and learning every conceivable fact you can find about her on the internet, just for some 'girlfriend experience'.
>With all that work you could actually, you know, experience HAVING a real girlfriend"

>"That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid. Real girls argue with me about leaving the toilet seat up. Real girls keep asking to meet my parents.
>Yukihana Lamy isn't like that! She appreciates everything I do for her! I get all the benefits of a girlfriend, with NONE of the downsides."

>"Well if its as great as you say, then why are you worried about her having a boyfriend? If anything, he should be the one envying your position."

>"You-you just don't get it Jerry..."

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>>18126694
Nice

>>18131770
Kek

>>18125322
KEK

>>18118523
Hyperfixation on a very narrow set of subjects is a sign of autism.

>>18135110

>>18113212
10/10

>>18113212
>what is this? like obviously you're referring to rushia but was is that image? and who's jerry?

>>18131770
this ones perfect

>Watching Rushia GTA Online stream
>See yabe
>Run over to Jerry's to tell him about it

>>18121165
I get what you mean, you can easily get a passing understanding of most memes and cultural touchstones through osmosis. Actively refusing to do so and not understanding the point of these things is legitimately autistic.

>>18126900
>>18125806
>>18122254
Great shit anons

These threads are gold anon, GOLD!