/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Accept his offer because I'd probably be happier as a homosexual at this point.

>>18082400
stop going to gay bar, anon

Ok

>>18082400
I'd ask him to buy me a drink first.

>>18082400
cuckdeats deflection thread

>>18082400
No, you gay fuck.

>>18082400
I watched him for the first time yesterday. He just sounds like his name is Gary and works at a call centre in Milton Keynes but is alright to hang out with sometimes after work. Can somebody explain the appeal please?

THE CHEEKS OF '87?

wosemi

>>18082827
https://streamable.com/xfz0nu

>>18082400
Give him some stab correction.

>>18082827
This, guy has a voice made for Dark Souls lore videos. There's not some discernible great sex appeal it's fucking bizarre.

>>18082827
This is 100% accurate as a fellow brit.
It goes to show all it takes is as long as you're not an animal from the midlands, scouser or a jordie and have practiced a typical oxford/BBC RP accent, you'll get every foreign girl's panties raining like it's October since they can't see how you look.
That and a good model, but mostly the voice.

>>18083384
toesemi

>>18082827
>>18085585
>>18085796
You are not women so you will never understand a guy who appeals to women. What is so hard to understand about that? Do you look at yaoi or sexy guys and go "Why the hell does this have fans, who watches this"
Women

You are big guy

>>18086028
You're misconstruing what we're pointing to as odd as fellow brits because to us he's damn well normal, so it IS uniquely bizarre to us specifically.
However if you point to someone like Henry Caville, we're not stupid enough to sit there and say "Shit man, why does this stallion of a male specimen appeal to the females?" are you soft in the head?

>>18085796
>As long as you’re not a scouser
Why must you hurt me like this?

>>18086792
Your speech patterns are barbaric and it can't be out-trained or recovered back to a civil accent, i'm sorry scouse-bro, you're doomed to have a dog accent forever.

>>18082827
Man sounds like J. Michael Tatum, has a way with words, and actually gives pretty nice life advice

>>18086562
Your post is retarded because Vox's design is made for women to coom over. Literally ripped straight out of a Chinese BL and put into a suit.

[x] Call security

>>18082827
pure autist passion combined with his attempted super suave bfe pandering creates the ultimate gap moe

>>18082400
kill him

Bite his ass

>>18089216

>>18082400
order him a pint of Guinness and see how he drinks the head.
If he drinks through it, it's a threat
If he slurps the foam, it's an invitation

>>18086562
this was a very long winded way of you to say that you want to kiss Superman on the mouth, anon

>>18092996
Any day of the week.

>>18092996
It's a shame Cavil has to act for Sn*der

>>18082400
as long as he does more osrs streams

What’s the male equivalent of ‘jealous roastie’?