/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

where wah

>>17999672
wah!

>>17996989
Needs to be more indepth like what is a company bank and company investments? Can we make our own virtual virtual youtuber company as a company investment.
>>17997563
Good morning if you're going to 10x anyone buy the xylo dip.

>>17999672
Wah

>>17999566
>meidos are uncultured swine edition

>>17999741
I'll buy Xylo 10x, all the time, gains be damned.

>>17999942
>Jannies will smack anon for posting a dumb OP that everyone just accepted.
>Jannies won't rangeban whatever seanig keeps spamming up the catalog.
At least they removed the captcha for reporting threads.

>>17999969
y ar u gay

>>17998950
no DO tax profits from owning someone, this money should not be completely free or itll be literally better than divstacking for yachtclub
it should be an alternative option not literally better

>>18000323
Forget the catalog spam, Marineschizo is free to come and go as he fucking pleases. Motherfucker shits up two entire boards on his own.

>>18000663
everything on this game has tax, I'm just saying not to tax it too heavily or it will screw over poorfags like me taking a loan from someone

Ohhh Konnui

im awaiting whatever the kenzokus manage to do to owning shares in players. As a reminder in a short few months just matower fan was 1. the first person aggressively money laundered 2. involved in the money doubling glitch on bidding 3. selling negative towa 4. instantly realising x10 tax was wrong and going x10 on every coin.
I know hes going to do SOMETHING i just dont know what, maybe the kenzokus form an 80s gay bathouse bumming circle where everyone owns shares in a snake and then the one at the bottom also buys shares in the top one to complete the bumming chain and ??? server isssues ??? profit

>>18001961
Matowa didn't 10x on every coin. He's also been a consistently good trader and his wallet has been geared for divvies outside of the Towa stack that's juuuust big enough to overshadow that Mori stack. He went on a break recently, liquidating most of his wallet.

Wrestling's fun and all but this is a thread about numbers and money. Let's talk about those for a bit.

The total sum of all money wagered tonight was $439,575,849.
A total of $261,305,063 was lost in bets tonight, or about 59.4% of wagers.
Rough average winnings over the entire night were $1,528,100 per win.
Average bet placed was $1,085,389.82.
Most common bet placed was $5,000, placed 38 times.
52 unique bidders were documented among all participants this evening.
Average unique participants in wagers was 29.
Peak unique participants was 36, for the 8-Way Elimination.

Always remember to gamble responsibly!

>>18002293
>Most common bet placed was $5,000, placed 38 times.
literally all me

>>18002211
>juuuust big enough
who are you talking about he has 10k towa and 2k calli, and matowa has only towa

>>18002667
You're clearly forgetting the time when Sakura Matowa fell off the Towa oshiboard due to Mori.

night, /nasfaq/
Please don't do hack text again...
>Captcha: M8JXG

>>18001961
I will buy Konnui

>>18003069
Wake up

>>18002293
Who's the person with the biggest winnings of the night (all costs of bets deducted)? Who's the person with the most losses?

>>18002211
That was Harem. It was always Harem. Sakura fan quit for a while and came back.

>>18005482
i earned 6m minus the initial bets/losses

Hello

>>18006935

>>18006935
heyo!

>>18006935
HIE!

>>17999566
I love the background of the op

Live.

Die.

Just let it die for gods sake. There is nothing to discuss at the moment and no one is here. Stop bumping the thread. You can make a new thread after the adjustment. Thread doesn't need to be up 24/7. Just go do something else for a few hours. It is not that hard.

>>18008252
What's so bad about having a dead thread that's being bumped up? Having a place to throw anonymous questions about the game doesn't seem too bad

>>18008252
good morning ~

2 people have been buying mumei 10x for hours now, what secrets do they hold?

>>18009097
best guess? Oshiwar

>>18009097
duck and avarice probably

Why the fuck is it easier to make a website to display json than importing it in google sheets

https://shmxr.csb.app hfz bets only

>>18009570
>30m profit
holy fuck gg

>>18009570
>top 3 highest bet amount are all on minus
jesas

panic buy! ayame streaming right now

>>18009570
>>18009680
i may have a gambling problem
the problem being i'm fucking bad at it

>>18008252
Stop shitposting, there is nothing wrong with the bumps the problem is the shitty offtopic shitposting done for the sake of bumping the thread and wanking peoples ego for attention

>still havent been around in time to make a bet
im never going to make it

>>18009097
I dont know what they know but I know that mumei is up so I'm going to start selling

>>18009680
I blame Haachama

>>18009570
Because Google Sheets, as much as people like to think otherwise, is no replacement for Excel. Power Query
Thank you, this is neat.

we need a bet stats page soonish

>>18009898
>Buying 1 hour and some minutes before adjustment
NGMI

>>18009898
that's not how it works

It's been a week since I started copying Triangle's trades. I have climbed 5 spots on the leaderboard.

>>18009570
Oh and the sandbox should be public so if anybody wants to use this in a sheet, it should be a good start if you copy the function inside useMemo and replace data with a urlfetch
I don't want to even try displaying this in a sheet

>>18010868
How to copy trades?

>>18011268
Click and drag from one side of the word "trades" to the other side, once you've done that the entire word should be highlighted blue. Next step is to right click and hit the copy option, you've now copied trades.

>>18010868
Oi, make your own financial decisions.

>>18010868
I also used to copy his trades but after a bit I got an urge to kiss my friend so I stopped

>>18011692
No way, you too?!?!?

>>18011561
kek

>>18011721
yeah terrible shit if you ask me

>>18011597
I do make my own decisions for sells and hour-19 plays but you have no idea how much time I save everyday just by copying your's, clocks's, and ninjin's buys after adjustments. I would copy BBB too but his trades are weird and I don't understand them.

>>18011597
if they're copying you just FUD them dead no big deal

>>18012030
copy mine instead

>>18012030
why not applause?

>>18012055
I am not going to make suboptimal trades to throw off someone I have no idea about.

>>18012154
just inspect element your adjustment screenshots

>>18012194
I never participate in the adjustment screenshots on the thread.

>>18012256
you're right, I was thinking of clocks

>>18011561
Pain.
I just wanna compare how much of a retard I am.
But thanks I think I got it down.
trades
trades
trades

>>18012273
I dont share screenshots either
I have on some occasions but I havent done it in at least a week

Good morning, I am buying Towa 4x and likely 10x at adjustment, if she does go down.
>>18001961
>>18006013
We'll see what happens, I don't take advantage of bugs on purpose if I find them.

ohhhhhhhhh I gotta shit

ohhhhhhh im shitting

ohhhhhhhhhh applause

Ohhhhhhh I gotta go cum

ohhhhhhhhh priestess

ohhhhhhhhhhh konnui

ohhhhhhhhhh loneliness

Ohhhhhh me

cock

>>18012451
cock

ohhhhh reds

Pagi!

cypher I hate you so much right now.

HONK YOU RIGGEEEEEEEEEEER

>>18012649
pff.

>>18012324
>doesn't adjust at all
Your move.

damn is everyone red today?

>>18012729
Too many reds, I have to drop the multicoin amount.

come and get your cheap good divvies coins Sora, Aki and Choco

>>18012780
I have to buy her x1 because I don't have any fucking liquid and everyone is red...

>>18012812
I'm buying miko x10

>>18012815
Simply just ignore the market and 10x Towa, it's actually the optimal thing to do at 19k.

>>18012831
go ahead, I have at least a week of buffer to anyone in the whole market

>>18012775
It hurts.

>>18012888
how retarded am I?

>>18012812
>good divvies coins
>Sora, Aki and Choco

>>18012928
all the monkeys buying red today will make you + at the end of the day you get used to it

my bibi...

>>18012935
Depends, when do you plan on stopping your bot?

>>18013010
in like 3 hours maybe, before I head off to sleep.

>>18012812
Sora has been a decent divvycoin for a month now

Ahhh I'm gonna speeeeeeeeend

>>18013010
Stopping?

I finally made it...

>>18013049
make that since July and you have spoken a true word

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 16)
>Amelia :: $11,320.20
>Pekora :: $5,541.03
>Laplus :: $3,210.43

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 46)
>Calliope :: -$15,695.90
>Gura :: -$8,566.85
>Miko :: -$8,287.25

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,344.07
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,677.31
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,394.98

Pick up some deals, bait isn't real, see you in a few hours.

I think pagi needs help.

>>18013074
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>18013131

>>18012324
>buying towa x4
>>18013131
>buying towa x3
Pagibot is harem?

finally, home

>>18013206
Just wait until her month of good divvies gets wiped from its calculations.

>>18013131
pagibot's been doing drugs again...

>>18012935
boring

>>18012960
I hope you're actually collecting akicoins

>>18013318
boring

>>18013318
>selling ina when she's getting a boost to her mv tomorrow
ngmi.

This is my hardest tank since 8/16/2021.

>>18013375
>selling ina
ngmi
ftfy

>>18013266
Keep telling yourself that.

>>18013440
true, it's just that selling today is especially ngmi.

post 'em

>>18013442
If you've adjusted your bot to amass Towa coins to anger me, I'd be flattered that you think about me so much. Our board doesn't even confidently maintain the highest % out of oshiboards anymore.

>>18013131
I cant believe this cute retard beat most of the top 100 in trades

>>18013558
>thinking everything is about you
why can't the guy just like towa

>>18013641
There has never been an inkling of information for me to believe that he likes Towa

>>18013342

Ohhhh retardation

>>18013558
It made more sense to me when I found out who pagibot was. I don't know why he's doing it but he is amassing Towa on purpose.

>>18013551

>avarice and nenepro are money laundering now

>>18014141
It's for the sake of an important oshicoining milestone, is that not reasonable?

>>18014141
skill issue

I can't buy ame today...

>>18014425
Weak resolve, buy ame

>>18014425
weakness disgust me

>I have this image save since a year ago
I still ask myself why.

>>18014564
it's a good image

>>18014520
>>18014553
LALALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALAALA I'M NOT AT HOME SO I CANT CHANGE MY ZHONKBOT LALALALALALALA

>>18014564
Always save cute rushi fanarts

>>18014564
o thigh segs

Alright, /nasfaqg/, it's time to test your brain. I, heimin, would like to present you this puzzle.

The first person to solve it will get 50mil from me.

The only hint you receive is this: the key is somewhere in this thread.
In your solution you must present the following:
- the key
- how to use the key
- the answer

If you fail to present even one of those, you get nothing. You lose.

Please enjoy.

>>18015824

>>18015824
>N I G G E R
heimin..

>>18016039
Holy shit, I didn't even notice this. It's just a coincidence, I swear!
>>18016091
And you're just making up stuff!

>>18015824
>hey i abayo
not like this...

>>18016157
it's okay heimin I can erp with you if kenzoku ever abandons you ~

>>18015824
key is picrel
it's used to answer the question "which word did my oshi utter in her first tweet"
gimme my money

>>18016216
I'm not abayoing!
>>18016227
no
>>18016253
Wrong! If it was that easy, I wouldn't put 50mil reward, would I? Please take it seriously!

>>18016433
Who the are you calling a reward? faggot

>18016065
UOHHHHHHHHHH ToT

>>18016065
>[Deleted]
bro wtf

>>18016433
bro, we're all retards here

>>18015824
I just spent way too long figuring out what cipher Tri used in superchats and now I'm being asked to solve another.

>>18016433
Abayo, Heimin. Have fun with whatever you do next.

>>18015824
give us 1 more hint, is the sound part of the key?

>>18016433
See ya around heimin, I'm gonna miss you

>>18016433
Abayo heimin, I'll miss you

>>18016473
Oh fuck off
>>18016554
>we
>>18016559
I mean, it's not like you must solve it... It's just for fun, after all. The answer isn't the deepest truth of the universe, either. So you can skip it, if you want to.
>>18016589
>>18016717
>>18016788
I'M NOT... ah, who cares....
>>18016632
No, it's not. Also, no more additional hints from this point on. I mean it.

>>18016955
My autism dictates that I must spend hours solving this or putting forth an effort that isn't haphazard.

>>18015824
Nene.

>>18017109
Sorry, I guess..?

>>18016955
is it vigenere?

>>18017342
>no more additional hints from this point on

>>18017546
how will you verify the winner?

>>18015824
>the pleasure of being cummed inside
Heimin???

>>18015824
>There is a hint somewhere in the thread
Ogey

>>18017623
Well, ideally, it would be best, if they had their in-game name in the same post as the solution. That would save me a lot of trouble...

>>18017789
I don't want to humiliate myself if my answer is wrong

>>18015824
what font is this, I'm going to brute force this fucking cypher

>>18017818
Oh, come on, it's not like we're in high school, or something! Everyone will probably forget about it by the next day. But the chance you missed will haunt you way longer!

>>18017959
> it's not like we're in high school
do you reary beleeb?

>>18017818
I'll bully your retarded ass until this game is dead if your answer's wrong.

>>18015824
just tell me this is not the key I've been fiddling with the placement for 5 mins already and nothing fits

Key is one of the graphs overlayed on top of the image
Which one i wont tell you.
Or how to orient it.
Good Luck.

>>18018218
>feds image is the key to a cypher
like pottery

>>18015824
Key : I don't know.
How to use the key : Probably a way to get the answer.
The answer : The correct guess.
Nasfaq name : Brat
I hope whoever gets it shares how, thanku.

>>18018218
I can't find any good laughing images so this will have to do.

>>18018276
I was imagining Kanata fiddling with mspaint for hours which was kinda cute

>>18018256
ohhhh rrat

>>18018328
Oh?

i'm turning into a schizo, i've been trying to find patterns that can help me solve the puzzle

>>18015824
KEY:
>>18013403

HOW TO USE KEY:
>search archives for /nasfaqg/ on 8/16/2021
>>8007650

THE ANSWER:
https://files.catbox.moe/gu31pt.jpeg

thank you heimin, cunny love indeed.

>>18018913

>>18018962
so is that the answer?

>>18018837
My first thought is what if the puzzle isn't solve able at all and it was just a troll puzzle.

>>18019074
Congratulations!

Put up your auction.

>>18018218
It's not.
>>18018913
Nope, wrong.
>>18019161
Fuck off

>>18019161
It's up. Just wait for one of my hats to not be expired.

>the puzzle was just a puzzle for cunny

Hopefully the solution is put out at a later point, my autism can't figure out on how I would use any of the keys I've thought of.

>>18019232
what a shame, I thought I got it...


>>18015824
tilovoae
hvxsjter
sqnswozp
heyiagvt
wnrvouag
aypebaim
nlsoxzth

all letters sorted alphabetically:
aaaaabeeeegghhhiiijllmnnnoooooppqrrssssttttuvvvvwwxxyyzz

schizo shit:
8/16/2021 archive has 1(one) message from a kanata poster:
>>7990429
>Never Buy Towa

the date 8/16/2021 is also somewhat interesting, as the grid in question is 8x8(nice), and 8 and 16 seem related.

there is also an isolated post and reply on that thread that is suspicious although I may just need to take my meds:
>>7997929
>Does anyone know the exact date, time and starting balance of the great reset?
>7997980
>>>7997929
>2023, 03/03., $0 and you will like it.

some clues (or bait) that is obvious from the puzzle itself are the words "nervous" (5th row), "love" (1st row), "bait" (7th row), "towa"(6th column-5th column), although I may be reading into this too much.

I'm going to oyasumi, i hope one of you fucks figures it out by morning

>>18019111
Oh, it's real. Trust me. I've might set the difficulty too high, maybe... But let's wait and see.
>>18019449
Well , if no one solves it for the next day or two...

>>18019161
>>18019232
which heimin

>>18019601
yes

>>18019587
maybe, someone out there is dedicated enough. but honestly im pretty sure half the thread doesn't care and the other half have better things to do. Props to whichever skitzo has too much free time tho

>>18019533
its not 8x8

>>18019533
>as the grid in question is 8x8(nice)
reward

There are too many possible methods, it's Christmas hats all over again.

heimin atleast tell us which cipher it is

>>18015824
Don't involve the thread in decrypting your proposal to Harem. Keep that shit to your super chats weirdo.

>>18019533

>>18019693
>>18019732
you're right, I'm retarded and tired

>>18019587
I don't think the thread has enough collective autism to solve, unless cypherposter awakens his true power that he was destined to use.

>>18015824
Triangle Love

>>18015824
I know how to solve this give me a minute. I'm outside.

>>18015824
>>18019533
>>18019830
I doubt the key is in the square there since that the one you are going to decrypt, it would be really weird for the encrypted text to have the key in itself

>>18015824
Using properly tagged m4a audio made it load the album art on kuroba instead of show me the image and made me get out of bed to check the file tags for any hints. there are none

>we wont get the answer til valentines

>>18020115
>999
Based, I loved that series. But now I'm getting puzzle PTSD.

wah ina love sex sex

>>18019792
If i were to say something about the cipher I used, I'd say that it's one of the classic ones.
>>18019906
Hurry, anon!
>>18019945
Good thinking!
>>18020183
Based. I still haven't played the other two, tho...

>>18020451
>I still haven't played the other two, tho...
I am now judging you, do you feel judged yet because you should.

>>18020561
Don't listen to this guy. 999 alone is already kino

>>18020561
I will play them during the summer break, I promise!

>>18020451
>m4a audio
I was mistaken, I just saw the m4a stuff in the tags and assumed. 320 kbps mp3 converted from an already lossy m4a?
1-04 Binary Game.flac
24.5 MB
https://litter.catbox.moe/q679o0.flac
Nine_Hours_Nine_Persons_Nine_Doors[F].zip
0.7 GB
https://litter.catbox.moe/q91pwl.zip

>>18015824
I'll get to cracking this in like, 10 minutes, almost done with coursework.

>>18021131
with triangle in the play, expect the puzzle to be done 12 minutes from now

>>18021186
Considering my current state it might take a bit longer than that.

I found the solution. Check the floor.

>>18021520
Looked at the floor and found a quarter, thanks!

>>18021452
you could have 32 stab wounds and still solve any problem given to you within 15 minutes

>>18021520
>I wish for a world without kenzoku
What did Heimin mean by this?

>>18020976
I've literally just downloaded it from the internet, that's it! I have no idea, what does all of this stuff mean!
>>18021131
You're one of the people I have high hopes for, you know that~?

fuck this shit I give up

>>18021906
>atowato

>>18021906
>towatow atowato watowat owatowa towatow atoato watowat owatowa

HEIMIN IM PISSING ON YOUR PUZZLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18021906
pain

>>18021906
I feel like apologizing for some reason...

>>18022210
I spent 2 hours on it too

>hi again vt

I should be studying for an exam fucking AHHHHH

Is this the schizo general

>>18022823
I don't recall posting this

I'm late for work so I'm just leaving this here for someone else to solve.

This is the key >>18013318

There's some words in there but I think heimin might have jumbled up the text being as clumsy as he is.

>>18023069
Oh, I was about to post my findings about the cipher before going to eat dinner. Neat.

>>18021782
Just sperging out about audio, as always, feel free to ignore me. some other grug download photocopy of song. grug then make xerox photocopy on thicker paper instead of perfect digital copy of already photocopied paper. this grug find you original book.

>>18023069
There's a lot of things that make sense here but I can't quite work out how to use them.

I came up with the most retarded bruteforcing design kek.

>>18023069
>>18013318
>heimin's cute trades
What do they mean?

My brain hurts.

I'm starting to think that in my pursuit of making this puzzle not too easy, I might have made it too hard, instead...

>>18021782
The way the cypher is presented made me think of a transposition cipher, especially with unaligned letter sizes indicating manual paint shuffling.
However, the occurrence of letters coincides with random text, i.e. Index of Coincidence is doesn't suggest the message was written in English, which is a feature of polyalphabetic ciphers.
Both use keys. If you have used a double encryption here (transposition + polyalphabetic) then it'll be very hard to crack without either knowing the precise ciphers, plain text, or the key words with just 56 letters of plain text.

>>18024495
give it time.
the moment someone figures out the key it's game over.

>>18024495
It's simple, you just need to know the name of a river from a dead dialect that is used on an old map of a city you grew up near that you havent told us about and also some secret that is deep and personal that you havent told anyone about.

>>18024591
so only the kenzoku can solve it?

>>18024591
I may be schizophrenic if I'm wrong, but that was an exquisite reference

Ain't reading all that shit
I'm happy for you, or sorry for what happened.

>>18024565
There being 15 buys 7 sells seems deliberate as it gives you 8 numbers to work with and an 8x8 grid but I've tried a dozen different methods for choosing which 7 to remove and nothing works.

>>18024794
>8x8

>>18024828
fuck my life

>>18024948
fucking dumbass takos

>>18024495
Either way, I am done for today. Was too busy intercepting the love letters between you and Harem. Explosive cuteness.

>>18024794
I wouldn't read too deep into one possible key out of many. The hint is very vague.

>>18025185
That's the post I was thinking was the key also but I'm not making any progress. It doesn't help that they're mostly correct trades so there's nothing that really stands out.

>>18025114
They are really cute.

coins?

>>18025370
ohhh coins

>>18024585
The key has already been figured out, though... But no one knows, what are they supposed to do with it... Rather, I have a strange feeling that everyone is really overthinking it. The cipher itself is rather simple. The way I implemented it might be a little bit too creative, though...

>>18025593
Your small peepee has something to do with it?

>>18025862
Or something he wants to stick it in?

>>18025910
I already tried kenzoku and [player name] as the key in a transposition cipher hours ago, so probably not

>>18025593
How many letters is the answer?

Ive been trying vigenere using kenzoku, harem, heimin, towa, and other shit I don't remember

>>18026262
22

>>18026449
Well I've been going about this all wrong.

>IT'S IN FUCKING JAPANESE

>>18026526
>nakadashinakadashitowa

>>18025593
>the key has already been figured out
I really am bad at this...

>inb4 heimin actually fucked up in a way making the puzzle impossible to solve
do we all get 50 mil then

>>18026449
HEIMIN DOUBLE CHECK YOUR FUCKING CIPHER DAMN IT I KEEP GETTING VERY CLOSE ANSWERS

>rapist omegv tip sex al toes

>heimin actually fucked up the cipher
oh

sup

Before i went schizo.... Those were the times bros....

I've double checked it before posting, and then double checked again once things started to get bad. I didn't fuck up.
I'm starting to think that no one actually knows about this method of encoding, despite it being part of classical cryptology and not being obscure.

>>18027462
heimin needs rape correction, damn bratty child

Since the heimin's puzzle is proving to be a hard one, let me present you an easier one for those of you wanting to take a brake, a palate cleanser of sorts:
"Given a list of cities and the distances between each pair of cities, write an algorithm that finds in polynomial time the shortest possible route that visits each city exactly once and returns to the origin city."
Sounds simple enough, price is US$1,000,000. Good luck!

>>18027515
>brake

>>18027574
oops, reabk*

>>18027515
ANON I'M ROLLING DOWN A HILL RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T STOP THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF BRAKE I NEED

>>18027515
just google it

>>18027509
Hell yeah I'm all for ntr

>>18026449
>22 letters
>square contains 56 letters
>>18027515
Don't prompt this thread. You know how it ended up with Haruhi Suzumiya watch order Problem.

What does Heimins faggy little cypher have anything to do with the game, coins and money? Keep your le offtopic fun posting in the aggie or discord.

>>18027836
because he's offering 50M for solving it

>>18027836
There is no Discord and Aggie is closed. Besides, there's 50m on the line for solving it, so there's your link to money.

>18027836
Fine, you won't get the 50M nasfaq dollars prize then, less competition

>>18027872
>>18027889
>>18027894
I'll offer 100mil if you stop.

>>18027836
Come on big guy, this is attached to the game as the solver gets a cash prize. If we want to be spergy about it we wait till after it.

>>18027955
I'll offer 150mil if they continue.

>>18027955
You don't have 100 mil, faggot. Post wallet.

>>18027964
>we

>>18028027
Yes, we

>>18028042

>>18027964
Over half the thread has been wasted on this cypher thing. If people are fine with this shit, I may as well start spamming images.

>>18028133
We're pretty much at bump limit, go ahead

>>18028133
/nasfaqg/

>>18028133
Only if you give us 50m

>>18028133
And the thread yesterday was "wasted" from hfz posts. go outside

>>18028253
Not your hugbox
Not your circlejerk
Not your chatroom
Not your discord

>>18027515
>nasfaq ends up solving p = np

>>18028352
Love you too schizo anon

Buy my hat

>>18028352
>people trying to solve cipher for money
I always wonder, how does your ideal thread look like?

>>18028352

>>18028352
ohhhh erp

>>18028427
"stfu nigger your trades are shit"

>>18028253
>go outside
Faggot
>>18028352
Have fun you blockhead retard

>>18028476
Good morning, your trades are shit.

>>18026449
Well, that makes things easier. I think I know what cipher it is now.

Ohhh Konnui

>>18028572
konnui...

>clock strikes 15:00 and the schizos awake

I made a garbage script that shifts rows and columns randomly and detects if "Towa" appears in the resulting message. Wish me luck.
>>18028379
Faster please that's on tomorrow's exam.
>>18028133
Go ahead nigger

>>18028133
I'll join you next thread, let's see how fast can we hit the image and bump limit. If you're really gonna do it.

heimin you nigger you can't use a two-step cipher and expect retards to solve it

ohhhh grille

>>18029021
yes he can you vegetable

How long did it take you to make one million?

It's not a 2-step cipher. I know what it is now, or at least I think I know what it is and why Frequency Analysis was bogus here. It'll take a while to decode it, I assume that the keyword is 'boring'.

>>18028427
i’m very interested in hearing schizo’s ideal thread but he doesn’t answer

>>18027515
the joke is that this is unsolvable isn't it
please help me I am clinically retarded

>>18029087
Awhile and I'm still not there.

>>18029087
1 week

>>18029087
2 months.

>>18029303

>>18029260
It's not that it's unsolvable, it's that this is the 'traveling salesman problem', one of the unsolved hard NP problems in modern mathematics. If you solve it, send your answer to a publisher and claim your several million dollars in rewards.
>>18027462
Damn it Heimin, I cannot figure out which letter you dropped. K? This cipher is hard to crack without knowing the length of the key or what the key is, really.

>>18029268
how is this possible to be here for so long and not even have a million

>>18029087

>>18029260
It's not unsolvable, just no one solved it yet. Solving it would prove P = NP which is one of seven "Millennium Prize Problems", each of which awards a US$1M prize for the first person to solve it.

>>18029356
Easy, I stopped playing till recently.

>>18029087
2 weeks

>>18029260
its in a class of problems for which a polynomial time algorithm (meaning, potentially fast) is not known. heuristics are extremely slow. if you figure one out, you essentially figure out all of them, including stuff that would disrupt our way of life as we know it such as RSA encryption.

>>18029087
Around 36 days

am poor

>>18029785
>>18029710
I miscounted zeros. You are indeed poor.

>>18029837
Well i started doing stuff mostly in 2022

>>18029893
How do you like it when the gun is on the other end?

Kon

Can't wait to reveal the solution tomorrow and get lynched by everyone in the thread.
t. Mobileposting heimin

Okay, I have no idea what cipher it is, or what cipher can generate 56 characters from a 22 character message.
>>18030240
Oi, throw us a bone here.

>>18030240
dont worry I'll make it so that your post will be buried by images

ohhhhh grille

>>18030256
he said that the answer is 22 letters long, how do you know that solving the cipher won't give you a question?

>>18030323
The '22' here is the number of coin he's trading from >>18013318

>>18030418
I don't care about what your schizophrenia says, I'm just going off
>>18026262
>>18026449

>>18030506
It's obviously related to the number of traded coins you retard.

>>18030602
if you know so much, then why haven't you solved it yet? :}

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>>18029893
>>18029961

Vroooooom~~~

>>18031029
NYYYYYYYYYYYOWM

>>18031029
Nene is so ugly

>>18031085
wtf

>>18031263
he's not wrong

>>18015824
The 'j' is what's completely fucked here. It's not supposed to be there.

>>18031313
Are you gay?

>>18015824
Fuck you heimin if this ever gets solved it should replace the captcha

The supas are really cute today...

Can we have a bingo on if Ina gets a bingo or not?

>>18032455
Sorry, can we have a bet on if Ina gets a bingo or not?

>>18032557
BBB's asleep

>>18032699
I thought we had multiple brokers...

>>18032557
I can make one

I'm going to sleep. You can post your solution, if you get one. But I won't be able to check it until 10 hours or so later. One last piece of advice: try checking other encoding methods.
t. Heimin

its up

>>18032454
>the love birds going all out
God I'm so alone
>about 5 days left until the valentines
SO FUCKING LONELY