/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17946755
OH NO NIJIBROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US?

Wny make a thread about this instead of posting it in the Nijisanji thread?

>>17946755
But it's already been closed. Why do you need an entire thread for news about an extension of the studio being closed, did you miss the fact that like 10 NijiJP members spread covid?

>>17946805
Because people here like to gloat about Nijis getting covid, especially if it's the male members

>every other country is opening up
>Japan gets more retarded and closing things down

>>17946805
Nijiboard, suck it

>>17946755
Another W

>>17946805
>Posted in /#/
>Posted in the catalog
Take a guess.

>>17946805
>>17946872
This is more worthy of a thread than like 20 threads on the catalogue.

>>17946755
Lmao kek,karma really bite back those nijiniggers huh

I know what this thread is going to (already has) devolve into but they actually rent their studio out to some other agencies/vtubers too so this sucks in general.

>>17946984
It's ok, so long as Hololive isn't effected and Nijiniggers cry about it I don't care about the rest of the industry

>>17946755
You laughed when Cover had prerecorded concerts
WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

>>17946805
Wouldn't get enough (You)s in there.

aren't they all vaccinated? wtf is even the point of doing this.

>>17947164
They were all vaccinated, then Kanae, Fuwa, Kenmochi, Hayato, Yumeoi, Shellin, Kou, Yashiro, and others got the coof regardless.

Everyone should just die already

>>17947017
And I'll still laugh at that kek

>>17946755

>>17946887
>Open when no one can come
>Close when everyone can come
Hmm...

>>17947322
just don't come at all baka gaijin ok?

>>17947233
They weren't vaccinated, they'd only had their second doses.

>>17947233
and? the vaccine was never meant to stop you from getting and spreading it, but to reduce severe symptoms, so why continue the 0 COVID agenda which isn't going to work anymore, not with the highly infectious Omicron variant taking over.

>>17947440
Expect this to go on a few more months.
More Euros are giving up on restrictions slowly and Japan will inevitably follow sometime afterwards.

>>17946755

>>17947440
It was meant to stop spread, but that part was an utter failure and it only lessened symptoms.

>>17947440
>the vaccine was never meant to vaccinate you
Remember back when we didn't live in a nightmare dystopia? Good times.

>hire males
>studio shuts down
This is way too funny

>>17946805
How else are the holofags supposed to celebrate it

>>17947290

>>17947893
>hire women
>they don't stream
this is funnier

>>17947930
and here you see the nijiseethe

>>17947930
Will be kind of hard to stream from their grave
Dont worry nijifag, the males got my prayers

>>17946755
Niji's final yab is covid...that's kinda ironic, isn't it?

>>17946755
Top kek nijikeks can't stop losing

>>17947867
Do you seriously not know how vaccines work?

>>17947867
Just because one Anon is retarded and doesn't know how vaccines work doesn't mean this is a nightmare dystopia.

>>17946805
I ask myself the same sit every time I see another bait/malenijifaggot thread.

>>17947963
The males are still streaming, newfag. Meanwhile what is going on in HoloEN?

>>17946914
why are holobronies so pathetic
Inb4 "its just falseflaggers ITT"

>>17946984
>So dogshit you need to borrow someone else's 3D gear
They deserve it.

>>17948025
Do you?

>>17948055
Your reading comprehension reps, ESL-anon.....

>>17948077
Yes

>>17948110
Don't care, fix your dogshit company.

>>17948189
Aww, you are cute. They are fine as far as I'm concerned, I'm enjoying my streams as we speak.
Light up, live and let live.

>>17946755
kek half of the staff got the coof because of them again

>>17946755
announcing covid deaths in the company would be the cherry on top of the cake, i'd laugh at nijiniggers for days

>>17948848
>looking forward to covid deaths
this is 4chan, but have you ever tried to take a step back and consider what you are saying?

>>17949076
Why, yes, niggerfaggot, of course I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQE66WA2s-A

>>17948347
>studio shut down
>"they are fine"

Another addition to the Nijicope list

>>17949409
you do realize how bad the COVID numbers are in japan, right now right?
I mean, if they really suffer from not opening their studio for a while then they werent fine in the first place.

>>17948848
I don't even watch nijisanji, but holy fuck, you holoniggers are something else.

>>17948848
the absolute state of holobronies

>>17948848
>holobronies irl

>>17947440
>the vaccine was never meant to stop you from getting and spreading it
>when we reach X % vaccination rate we will achieve herd immunity blahblah
you forget fast, don't you?

>>17949637
>>17949821
you are talking about the fanbase that made fun of their own member when she caught rona, why do you think it would be different for people in the other tribe

>>17950033
they were also spamming their own board with blacked porn only a couple of hours ago lol

>>17946755
GET FUCK NIJINEGROS, AYYYYY

>>17948052
>The pot calling the kettle black

>>17950033
>>17950640
That's was nijchinknigger falseflagger,
but yes you can always blame it on the superior fanbase, I don't mind.

>>17947164
> he still thinks these shots are "vaccines"

>>17950904
>nijchinknigger falseflagget
so... holofags.
hey man if doxxposting your talent and gazing longingly at some BBC is what you guys wanna do, well I guess you got your own containment board for a reason.

>>17947322
olympics was a mistake

>>17947440
> first vaccine ever invented is for smallpox
> literally injecting a milder form of the disease to develop antibodies
> smallpox is completely gone (except the CIA blacksite samples)
> Polio and Chicken pox vaccines do the exact same thing, polio eliminated from India after 20 years of the vaccine.
> COVID "vaccine" comes out
> "Vaccinated" can still spread the disease
> "Vaccine" just "slows symptoms"
> he still thinks it's a "vaccine"

Can't believe I once admired American education and values, they're far shittier than what I got in this 3rd world shithole.

>>17951274
This is what happened when you allowed to liberalise even the fucking education system.

>>17951171
>doxxposting your talent and gazing longingly at some BBC
Yes, that's also Nichinknigger, Twitch nigger, and indie nigger in general.
do you never learn what is falseflagger?
as expected from Jealous nijinigger.

>>17951987
>Yes, that's also Nichinknigger, Twitch nigger, and indie nigger in general.
>do you never learn what is falseflagger?
wow holofags come in all sorts of flavor of cancer, that explains why you guys have always made split threads to get away from one another even before /vt/.

>>17949974
Shouldn't doxx yourself like that Nijisis.

>>17946755
NijiEN 3d debuts delayed to 2024

>>17949409
You really should learn how to understand what you're reading ESLchama. You'll fit in somewhere, some day, maybe!

>>17947164
LOL did you jsut realise its all a scam?

>>17947164
It's year 3 my man. Wisen the fuck up.

>>17951987
What was that Miko clip that helped make Hololive popular nigga ~

>>17951987
I don't watch much of Nijisanji but you seem to like black people a lot, ESL kun. In fact, you put them everywhere and see everyone as one. I might call it "Nigger envy", perhaps?

>>17946755
>take the shot
>it does nothing and shit still get closed

>>17949409
NIJICOPE LIST
>building a sub-culture
>slow and steady growth
>merch sales
>no longer showing off their achievements on their page because they have shown more humility
>percentages
>ratio
>tournaments don't count
>fortune telling
>volume
>averages
>total CCV during primetime
>trailers are ads
>Google trends
>Holo EN was a desperate gambit
>Holo's forcibly acquired audience vs Niji's natural growth
>stop picking on midgets! fight someone your own size!
>pit Vshojo against HoloEN when you're losing
>pit HoloEN against HoloJP when you're losing
>pit former Holo against HoloJP when you're losing
>Holobubble is bursting
>foreign buff/global audience bad, muh local Nips good
>YouTube Japan trends
>Apex will only get more popular from now on!
>flexible creative freedom
>Holo's restrictive management will cause them to eventually graduate
>Cover uses bots
>Hal is honorary Niji
>Kson is honorary Niji
>Ui is honorary Niji
>Most vtubers are Nijisanji like and Nijisanji is part of greater vtuber community
>Nijisanji fans are more passionate about their livers and will leave dislikes to show their engagement
>Sponsorships are retarded
>Hololive's merch and sponsorship bad because companies underestimated them which means that they don't care about the cheap collab
>Koshien is not an event
>Nijisanji is solidifying their other markets while keeping their strong home market
>pre-recorded lives are technically premiers and shouldn't count
>Cover is just lucky to have clippers and algorithm on their side
>Hololive invented unicorns
>watchalongs are POVs
>Nijisanji isn't a corporation, it's a family
>each Twitch viewer is equivalent to about 1.5 Youtube viewers because Selen flopped her first Twitch stream and Selen never flops
>by promoting the main channel they create more general Nijisanji fans which will then trickle down to the smaller livers down the line
>subs to growth ratio
>subs to SC ratio
>*insert delusion about Selen here*
>VOD views don't count
>everything that brings a big audience is a special event
>Niji is mainstream in JP, which is more important than Hololive's international dominance
>Holo's main channel kneels to Niji main channel
>gen 3 should be left alone so Nijis can be properly compared to Holos
>Square Enix doesn't count
>combined peak CCV
>quality numbers
>dead cat bounce
>Holo merch sells out quick only because of scalpers
>Hololive is only popular because of chink clippers
>68% of the top 50 vtubers is bad
>Rightful sovereignty
>Ichikara has morals
>bug in the algorithm
>DLC is a gimmick
>Nijisanji has a better following than Hololive in the west
>There are no nijifans here, only falseflaggers trying to make Nijifans look bad
>Views don't matter
>only the west speaks english
>outfit reveals don't count
>look at the Twitter interaction
>Fake numbers
>R-r-relays don't count because I say so
>Pokemon doesn't count
>20 hololive merchs
>We're losing? Better start telling blatant lies
>Luxiem is five Mystas
>Gura didn't go viral
>less money from way less obsesive fans, but that is also a good thing on the long run
>The numbers do not reflect the quality of the content
>NijiEN chat interaction is actually soulful
>Gacha rolling streams shouldn't count for medals
>big collab is canceled because of covid, but it's fine

>>17959896
>Holocope list
>building a sub-culture
>slow and steady growth
>merch sales
>no longer showing off their achievements on their page because they have shown more humility
>percentages
>ratio
>tournaments don't count
>fortune telling
>volume
>averages
>total CCV during primetime
>trailers are ads
>Google trends
>Holo EN was a desperate gambit
>Holo's forcibly acquired audience vs Niji's natural growth
>stop picking on midgets! fight someone your own size!
>pit Vshojo against HoloEN when you're losing
>pit HoloEN against HoloJP when you're losing
>pit former Holo against HoloJP when you're losing
>Holobubble is bursting
>foreign buff/global audience bad, muh local Nips good
>YouTube Japan trends
>Apex will only get more popular from now on!
>flexible creative freedom
>Holo's restrictive management will cause them to eventually graduate
>Cover uses bots
>Hal is honorary Niji
>Kson is honorary Niji
>Ui is honorary Niji
>Most vtubers are Nijisanji like and Nijisanji is part of greater vtuber community
>Nijisanji fans are more passionate about their livers and will leave dislikes to show their engagement
>Sponsorships are retarded
>Hololive's merch and sponsorship bad because companies underestimated them which means that they don't care about the cheap collab
>Koshien is not an event
>Nijisanji is solidifying their other markets while keeping their strong home market
>pre-recorded lives are technically premiers and shouldn't count
>Cover is just lucky to have clippers and algorithm on their side
>Hololive invented unicorns
>watchalongs are POVs
>Nijisanji isn't a corporation, it's a family
>each Twitch viewer is equivalent to about 1.5 Youtube viewers because Selen flopped her first Twitch stream and Selen never flops
>by promoting the main channel they create more general Nijisanji fans which will then trickle down to the smaller livers down the line
>subs to growth ratio
>subs to SC ratio
>*insert delusion about Selen here*
>VOD views don't count
>everything that brings a big audience is a special event
>Niji is mainstream in JP, which is more important than Hololive's international dominance
>Holo's main channel kneels to Niji main channel
>gen 3 should be left alone so Nijis can be properly compared to Holos
>Square Enix doesn't count
>combined peak CCV
>quality numbers
>dead cat bounce
>Holo merch sells out quick only because of scalpers
>Hololive is only popular because of chink clippers
>68% of the top 50 vtubers is bad
>Rightful sovereignty
>Ichikara has morals
>bug in the algorithm
>DLC is a gimmick
>Nijisanji has a better following than Hololive in the west
>There are no nijifans here, only falseflaggers trying to make Nijifans look bad
>Views don't matter
>only the west speaks english
>outfit reveals don't count
>look at the Twitter interaction
>Fake numbers
>R-r-relays don't count because I say so
>Pokemon doesn't count
>20 hololive merchs
>We're losing? Better start telling blatant lies
>Luxiem is five Mystas
>Gura didn't go viral
>less money from way less obsesive fans, but that is also a good thing on the long run
>The numbers do not reflect the quality of the content
>NijiEN chat interaction is actually soulful
>Gacha rolling streams shouldn't count for medals
>big collab is canceled because of covid, but it's fine

>>17959961
>can't even bother to change anything
Nijishills aren't even sending their best.

>17960196
That's a whole of lotta projection for a nigger that's lifted a list that's been ctrl c'd for a whole year.

>>17959961
Now add this to nijicope list. Lack creativity can only copy paste the cope list.

>>17960396
Nah, it's funny but ultimately unrelated.

>>17960396
Make a list quoting Nijisanji, call it Holofag's creativity. These niggers really know how to project their own insecurities.

>>17960489
>Holofag's creativity
You mean the txt? Feel free to add to it.
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules.
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream.
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions.
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing.
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions/SC for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions.
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them.
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature.
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan.
>Give Watame an oppai mousepad.
>Focus on EN and JP Holos because they are the only important ones.
>Put some effort into the presentation of their big end of year multi branch live.
>Help them with projects.
>Acknowledge when they fuck up and move to rectify.
>Encourage new and varied content when the Holos come up with it

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers. Lamy's manager said she wasn't a good fit with anyone. Coco is being prevented from collabing with EN. Calli may be barred from collabing with certain Holos.
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people.
>Harass and stalk them.
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything.
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything.
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them.
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it.
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years. Also we decide your image so if Watame wants an oppai mousepad, she can suck it.
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame.
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE).
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger).
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions.
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie. Kiara had to go commission her own song without Cover.
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them.
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao.
>Watame, that's not your image, no oppai mousepad for you.
>Have more Indog Holos because people totally asked for that.
>Nah let's just videotape a fucking screen.
>Shot down Pekora's project, made her cry. Marine has to provide half the funding for her project out of her own pocket, despite Cover raking in millions.
>Oh we gave a bunch of Chinks mod powers in Coco's chat, tech company btw. Sucks that all these fans got banned, just submit a ticket through our fucking website, we have our best intern on it probably.
>Oh Haachama poured her heart and soul into a month long horror arc that was well received? Better tell her to take it all down because we won't actually go to Youtube on our talents behalf. Just like Asacoco 1.0, swimsuits, and public ASMR, it's less hassle just to can it.
>Forces their talent apologize because some fujos got their panties in a twist

>>17959961

>>17960763
post kiara culo

>>17960690
Isn't it a shame that Cover's talents need deal with the apes chimping out at every opportunity?

>>17960896
ESLchama...

>>17960763
kek, saved

>>17946755
I dunny why people are like that, like seriously how stupid could you be to believe that years of being scared of a variant of a coronavirus, a fucking cold, is worth changing literally any detail of any persons life nevermind day to day life or business decisions.

>>17946755
OH NO NO NO NO NIJIKEKS

>>17946755
NIJIKEKS?

>>17959961
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NIJIKEKS

>>17961004
yeah most cold variants can kill you or give you life altering permanent side effects.

aNOOO STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT NIJI BOOHOOOOHOOO

LOL

Make sure to take HIV vaccines too everytone.
It won't protect you from HIV or stop the spread. Just do it okay? Think of the gay grandmas

>>17960763
Lmaooo

>aqua returns
>nijisanji dies

3D debuts are on hold? That sucks for some since the need the payday. I think the last one was on Christmas. Any nijifan able to confirm whether there were more scheduled or did Fantasia kinda make everyone gun shy? I know Rion had to cancel a 3D collab she had lined up.

>>17967661
sasuga killa

>>17947440
> vaccine was never meant to stop you from getting and spreading it,
That's literally revisionism.
It was sold to people as a way to end the pandemic with those not getting it being declared Typhoid Marys.
Now people with the jab are freely mingling and breeding new variants and the ever shrinking percentage of the unvaccinated being considered responsible.
I'm legitimately amused how people just revise their memory when told to.