/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

If I were a female vtuber I'd do "try to cum at the same time as me" streams on
an adult site so all the sad virgins could have one sexual experience in their life that they didn't have to pay for.

I want to be in Holostars EN.
I want to play retro games and do tarot, astrology and I Ching. I have a pretty decent singing voice but I haven't taken any lessons or anything. I could probably also do pretty decent BFE. I'm going to start streaming on my own next month to start building the experience necessary to make my application worth reading.

I'd make short video game reviews for youtube and stream me getting footage for them live on Twitch. If I got popular, I'd start including a lot of community events, like game tournaments and game nights.

I wouldn't join an agency. There's nothing you can't do for yourself that an agency is going to do for you.

My avatar would be an android. Probably something that looks like an Exo from Destiny, but with eyes that change shape for expressiveness.

If I were a woman that had any talents I wanted and became a vtuber then I'd be a goofy degenerate that draws lewds of other chuubas and practices BJJ and wrestling in 3d. On Youtube. I'd go for Prism to get close to my oshi(I'd be a woman so it's OK).

>>17861179
Review games and grind in classic or popular games, recording the learning curve to show how much effort it takes.
Maybe some shorts trying to get people's lives in order, like taking care of plants and home ec.

>>17861360
you are so charitable anon

>>17861179
I'd do ASMR to help other insomniacs sleep.

If I were a girl chuuba I would probably aim to something like what okayu has. Being a yesman that can roll with the punches while playing different retro content and just taking it easy as much as possible.

Realistically tho I would prob go with the cunny good rig route for that fast money because most 2view viewers are the garbagest of garbage. If I couldn't save the money for the good rig I would prob go the full loser route with meme and shit trying to get some money to keep myself afloat until I get a a good job going.

I don't even consider male vtubing since it attracts the worst people of streams, condense them in one place and only pays if you get a good agency behind you.

>>17862638
AKA Youtube safe softcore porn

>>17861179

>gaming streams
>singing streams
>drawing streams
>learning various languages streams
>watchalong streams
and then when I get more of a consistent audience, I’ll have open conversation streams where I open up about how depression ruined my life, but I eventually learned how to cope. I’d talk about how to build support networks, strategies for self improvement, and I’d constantly tell my chat to never give up on themselves and that they’re not alone[/spoilers]

If I were a vtuber I wouldn't lie to my viewers to justify me hanging out with people that trash talk my supposed dream job and coworkers, double down on it when I get busted for lying by saying I'll give superchat money to my douchebag butt buddies if people are mean to them, then after I get tard wrangled by my management and downvoted out of my companies official subreddit ruin a bunch of collabs with my usual shitty attitude so I can make more passive aggressive jabs at the audience.

>>17861179
I would try to start drama left and right. I also want the most toxic chat possible. I want them to hate and bully me so I can feel miserable.

>>17861179
I would play Teamfight tactics every stream and talk to the chat all the time.
2D is more comfy
Twitch is better for this kind of content.

Dont really care about being indie or not.

>>17868253
I don't think I'd do that either.

>>17861179
i'd be the best fucking idol you'd ever see

If I were a VTuber I would go full cunny route and do constant ASMR streams, then go full menhara and complain about only being known for ASMR content.

>>17868294
if i were cunning enough i'd start drama too but but always behind the scene and have other people tear each other down while i sit comfy with my chat. Then when someone actually connects all the dots and exposes me i'd reveal my evilness on stream and act like Light from death note

>>17861179
I'd bait western fujos on Youtube for 3 months and use that money to start a homo indie company to save all the 2view males in /asp/.
Then we'd crash and burn in obscurity and I'd go back to my day job with a newfound disdain for 3D women while I crank out loli porn games in my free time and start up another vtuber company for lolitubers with a specialization in mesugaki and kusogakis.
Foolproof plan, I know.

I would provide the retard experience. All these "look she's so retarded" vtubers cannot hold a candle to my inability to play games, remember what I said 30 seconds ago, or ability to care for myself. I scream every time I get attacked in a game

>>17868917
Okay, I kinda wanna see this one.

I'd be a mix between a Vtuber and an art youtuber. Illustration streams and talking to chat about art, being an artist and working as one, since I already do art for a job. Probably mix some general life stories in there, as I've gotten irl compliments about my conversational stories in the past, so it could be something could lean on. I'd make myself a monster girl avatar that's monstrous enough that it's right in between attractive and gross. I fantasize about all this sometimes, but I ain't a girl so I guess I'll eat shit.

>>17870166
Come on man, don't let not being a girl get in the way of this. If you really want it you should do it.

>>17861179
Menhera vtuber, I have BPD. I'd probably start as a gaming/commentary channel, then proceed to dispensing out good life advice(some of which I don't follow myself but should). I can easily sit and talk alone for half an hour or more if I'm trying to help someone work though issues.Twitch seems better for indies, since I haven't ever received a streamer suggestion on YT.

Animal theme, probably a blue macaw to represent my country. Also milking the please come to Brazil joke for all it's worth in every collab with a decently-known streamer. The moment I got the algorythm attention I'd very likely go HYPER and self-destruct overworking myself for a month or so, then probably crash and burn afterwards.

My eventual downfall would be a tossup between ghosting everyone and never saying goodbye, being banned for wrongthink/redpilling people live, or scandals from sleeping with fans/NTRing someone. The one drunk singing stream would haunt me forever.

I would join a corpo for the sole reason of being a menace. I would actively shit on my coworkers whose content I don’t like and be as passive aggressive as possible but not enough to be graduated.

>>17870166
there are dudes who use female avatars and just roll with it. chase your bliss.

>>17870297
Have to say I've been psyching myself up to start uploading at least something this year. The thing is I mostly just lurk every site I use so the thought of putting myself out there is kind of intimidating.

>>17861179
Honestly I'd make content of anything I find interesting or fun, I would fully expect my fans to talk shit with me when I trash bad games, I fully expect them to talk shit about me when I'd do something stupid and I'd talk shit about them when they are being stupid, but if I ever collab with someone I'd like them to behave themselves on other chat rooms etc. 2D, independent or not doesn't matter as long that you get to do what you actually want to do, twitch, fuck no and no idea
At the end of the day if I manage to make my viewers laugh and smile while I'm streaming then I reached my objective

I'd do cooking/baking stream, drawing once I'm less horrible, and for games I'd do MGS, rollercoaster tycoon, and whatever gamecube games I could find. If I actually had any dedicated audience then I would also chat while doing chores, do zatsus, and see how far I could go with debuff games. I'd dabble in ASMR if I didn't have a grating tranny voice.

Specialize in arcade content and doing 1ccs

If I were to become a vtuber myself I would inevitably just drop the avatar and do roommate streams because my love for practical jokes/effects will inevitably overcome any desire I have to be a chuuba. Also I'm not Japanese so there's a very slim chance of me actually being a good vtuber so why bother.

>>17861179
I've said this before, but if I were a chuuba, I'd have my entire schtick to be that I'm a badly dubbed character from a forgotten early 90s shounen who somehow made his way into the modern internet.
I'd pretty much just play old games while doing my best impression of Skeet from Jimmy Neutron.

>>17861548
>retro games
>Tarot and astrology
Ah, a man of culture.

>>17871891
Thank you. My magician's armchair is very comfy.

rrat schizo paranoid Vtuber news channel constantly making shit up and exaggerating everything I see.

GAWR GURA GRADUATES BECAUSE OF CHINA CONFIRMED AND THE CONNORGATE

>>17861548
Nice anon, I would like to do the same in summer. Let's meet someday at homostars and have lots of sinful homosexual sex

>>17872548
Holy shit you niggers are paranoid

>>17872590
I'm straight, but hopefully I can sheepishly reject your sexual advances on stream in a way the audience will find entertaining.

>>17872945
It's still straight if you don't cum

>>17869549
I would do it already if I wasn't fucked in the head, I can't play up emotions to the point where my doctor thought I was lying when I said I had an injured wrist when it was actually broken. Vtubing requires having emotion in your voice and I myself dislike hearing monotone/deadpan voices.

>>17873042
I'm not convinced, but I would be lying if I said being lusted after people over the internet wasn't a large part of the appeal of vtubing for me

there's a lot of very good movies i've wanted to see but i'm bad at watching stuff on my own and tend to just autistly watch the same shit over and over again, so it'd be fun to watch something classic but new to me and have little discussions about them.

>>17872548
>>17872804
Ironically enough, this IS a deflection thread. It openly admits so in the OP

>>17868253
Nah. You would be a catty bitch that can't let go of some dead drama and has zero interesting factors other than gossiping.

>>17873838
do you legitimately think every thread on the board should be about mori until she graduates?

>>17873914
They've been spamming that image all over the place, just filter it.

>>17871020
Isn't that the point of vtubing, to kinda sorta hide your identity?

>>17861179
GFE. I'd hire a manager that could watch every stream to tard wrangle me. I'd be unstoppable.

>>17861179
Male Vtuber:
Chill buff dude who streams boomer games and John Woo movies and talks fitness and war stories.
Female Vtuber:
Tall fit HoloEn metalhead tomboy from the USA who plays guitar and covers everything from Thrash Metal to shoegaze. She likes horror games, military shooters, racing sims. She loves to prank and troll people on the internet even her own audience, sometime abusing them even, much to their pleasure. She also does shooting range streams with full giggle guns, driving streams where she speeds down the freeways and lengthy zatsudans where she gives life advice in between unhinged rants about the government. Think of her like a female Sam Hyde.

>>17872443
>CONNORGATE

...has a Welshman being telling others not to have boozy parties but has been involved in them himself?

HOI4

partially because i like it but mostly because i have 1.8k hours in it and it's too late for me to turn back

save yourselves

>>17861179
I just wanna play MC and other games with the Holos but without having any fan/channel of my own I know its weird but I hate that aspect of it, so basically just imagining being in an anime and not needing to interact with fans of said anime idkkk

The whole streamer/streamer audience thing makes fantasies like this weird

I want to be an independent 3D chuuba on Twitch. I have an affinity for cars, auto racing history, and racing games. For the most part, my content would consist of me chatting with my fans about car cultures, playing racing games like Gran Turismo or old NASCAR titles, and educating my fans about auto racing history, be it sports car racing, oval racing, and endurance racing

On occasion I would sing edgy 2000s rock/metal songs, ranging from obscure ones like "Living Inside of Me" all the way to well-known ones like Crawling in My Skin. Alongside the karaoke streams are the random art streams that'll consist of me sketching itasha concepts.

I honestly believe I'll have very low views.

GFE is by all definitions of the word, schizophrenia

>>17861179
B-but I am a dude

>>17861179
The cuckbeat deflecting threads are becoming meta sneakier.

I'd play mainly play CS:GO and Valorant and be actually insane in it. It pains to watch vtubers play those games terribly.

>>17867565
Me but instead of drawing, it's composing music and instead of the spoiler, I just read stories from my diary while acting it's a work of fiction.

Something that isn’t streaming. Vtubing has so much untapped potential. The fact that it’s only used for streaming now disappoints me

>>17873042
by that logic, I'm still a virgin.

>>17861179
prolly i'll be endurance chuuba & i think my gaming content will be close to shizurin. FFXIV raid after raid, doing dumb shit in micra like changing all sand block in dessert biome with ice block or making stupid statue with armor stand, valo, etc
ofc i'll put some variety like make weird game in rpg maker or remixing some song with FL. well sadly im not interested to become chuuba, but if i become chuuba i'll join small corpo or niji id because they looks fun

>>17868294
This anon wants to be rape corrected.

>>17861179
but I'm a dude...

>>17879760
Like what Kumagaya Takuma was doing for the first 4 months? (Made a debut and debut stream in August 2020 and didn't do much else until the following January.

Drunk stream every single day.