/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

not sure about this one: ________________________________________________________OP is not a faggot_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

The boyfriend apocalypse has arrived

>>17855075
ive heard a rumor that chuubas arent actually anime girls but rather humans using motion capturing software.

polka is about to be replaced by a different voice actor
they're in the process of doing auditions right now

>>17855167
What the fuck?
Take your meds

>>17855075
rrat of the week is simple:
anyone who isn't streaming on the 14th is being railed hard by their bf.

>>17855075
there are males in this board

>>17855075
Kiara has formed an actual cult irl

I heard anon start doing therapy and its actually improving his mental health

>>17855075
My ass is itchy

Mori is the one making all the threads about herself.

>>17855584

Hololive KR will be announced on Valentine's Day. Bora strongly rumoured to be one of the first 3 members - Nabi getting in as a Gen 0.

I'm not going to be able to shitpost here on the 14th; I'm having a minor surgery, visiting my family, and moving to a new apartment. I'm sorry in advance about missing the holiday, but I'll make up for it by shitposting extra hard this week. I hope you all understand!

>>17857474
>Hololive KR
would flop harder than ID. koreans don't watch vtubers or use youtube all that much, and it's a first world country where your talents can't live like royalty on what amounts to a minimum wage salary

>>17855680
>>17857424
I can absolutely believe both of these.

>>17855167
How do they dance and literally move around during concerts then retard

>>17855075
>Mori cucked her deadbeats
>Sora is graduating this year
>Ina is taking a break to go out with her bf
>Someone else was playing for Aqua during her solo Master streams

Remember to keep some spare sanity while discussing these anons.

>>17858886
>Sora is graduating this year


Ok, you got me, reasons of this rrat?

>>17859064

Probably the same dumbasses who said Shion was going to graduate last year because her contract was ending

>>17858886
>>Ina is taking a break to
*play XIV

>>17858886
Spirits whispered these fables to you

>>17858630
I read "cyberbomb Vtubers" as "cyberwomb Vtubers"

>>17859558
How much for a cyberwomb of my oshi?

>>17859064
It's basically the same as usual. There is nothing to talk about, so people make up their own topics to talk about.
>>17858886

I should've added "Kroni hates males" to the list .

>>17855075
Amelia Watson died several weeks ago. Cover has hired a body double, but that's why all of her collabs recently have been weird.

>>17859064
supposed roommate youtube debut. It's not her so basically Ariachama loop Sora Edition

>>17855075
there is a person who dislikes another person

I miss the good writefaggy rrats, like Suisei being heir to the Romanovs and Haachama accidentally figuring out MKULTRA

>>17857424
she's probably made a couple

>>17855178
Polka is holding them.
The company tried to stop her, but it's part of a bit she's working on.

Mumei is slowly becoming like haachama... I don't even think this is a rrat anymore

Kiara has a gun

>>17860139
I wish I saved that long, writefag rrat about how Gura fucked Shion's fiance or how Kiara hired a prostitute that looked like Mori.

>>17855178
>>17860717
Don't leak members content faggots

>>17860717
hope she has her old friend tamaki underscore on

>>17855075
Gura is the captain of a nuclear submarine.

>>17855167
lol? how do their mouths move then you literal retard?

>>17855137
This but unironically. EN was a mistake.

>>17859525
Indeed.

>>17855167
MEDS NOW

>>17855075
Pomu shitposts here in preparation for her streams

Kiara and Mori are the same person and the result of a split personality. Kiara is the original personality however as her menhera levels increase 'Mori' takes over. She initially applied separately under both personalities but the other HoloENs eventually figured it out (hence the awkwardness in EN collabs when Mori and Kiara interact with each other). None of them have so far addressed it however.

However over time Kiara's menhera levels have lessened which has led to Kiara trying to distance herself from her Mori persona meaning less collabs and the end of the shipping. This means that when Mori does manifest she is much more frustrated and aggressive as she can feel she is losing control to the Kiara personality and may soon be extinguished entirely..

>>17863865
Dr. Kiara and Mr. Mori

>>17855167
meds

rumor has it that Mori is an idol

>>17863817
oh shit she literally responded to something an anon said in the NijiEN general lmao. Pomu is /here/ confirmed

>>17864383
Link/timestamp?

Not really surprising to be honest. She is probably the most likely of that lot to be /here/ by far.

>>17855584
Yall

>>17859732
>Kroni hates males
Nothing new

>>17855167
Nice theory retard, you're literally implying ALL vtubers in the world are in some sort of collective conspiracy using some sort of magic secret software, along with their manager and/or agencies. This is the cancer you should keep in /x/

>>17864050
Who the f is that? I saw a thread getting shut down in a few minutes after They used that as OP image.

>>17864970
pippa

Gura is a double agent hired by chinks to kill Aqua

Mumei is a wheel chair bound bald black woman

>>17855075

>Mori Calliope was 180lb. trailer trash who was either going to drink herself to death or become a Vtuber. Luck panned out.
>Coco / KSon was actually a drug dealer/user, hence why her whole schtick was corrupting others.
>KSon was in a sexual relationship with another Vtuber.
>Fubuki is a member of Imperial Japanese Intelligence...and yes, they are coming back....
>Fubuki is also married, a jujitsu master, and is a world class pistol shot
>Marine was stopped from suicide, and never got over the fact her husband left her for a younger woman
>Marine is officially IRL cute-fat: her ass is BEEG
>Sana is jealous
>Hachamaa was actually discovered by Baelz long before she became a Vtuber: Puddle of Vomit, Aussie bar scene...
>Kiara's "escort history" is the result of all her ex-boyfriends getting their heads together and starting rumors.
>they can get detailed too, since...they are ex's and they know things.
>Botan is actually a member of Russian Counter Intelligence. she's happy that Vtubing wasn't as fruitful an infiltration it was supposed to be...
>Most of the Hologirls have had past relationships or are presently married. The Virgin list is kept secret though.
>Five of the Holomems have killed before, but under different circumstances: most were self-defense cases in dire circumstances.
>Of all the Holomems, the one with the most past sexual experience is Arurandeisu
>Yagoo sold his soul to Satan.
>OP is undergoing HRT.

oh,
and you will want this list:

>Shirakami Fubuki, Nekomata Okayu, Kiryu Coco, Shishiro Botan, Nanashi Mumei

>>17876385
Good material you got there

give me Haachama rrats

everyone already knows who is in ID 3rd gen apparently

>>17855075
>latest rrat

Mouse is Tungsten RRat

>>17855120
Bullshit

>>17855075
Ayamefriend is actually dead, a successor took over

>>17878289
Who?

>>17855075

Watamelon is Cthulhu

>>17857424
All the cope and deflect threads were made by her.

>>17859587
Onaholes with motion sensors that connect to VR, sold along with software and the 3d model of your oshi. 5 different pre-programmed scenarios and sandbox. It would sold like hot cakes.
The onaholes are casted from molds of your oshi's vagina and special editions contain little bottles of her love juice.

>>17864286
Mori is idolized. The Clans tell tales of Her. Few know the truth. She was mortal once, as were we all. However, Her contempt for deadbeats drove her to create me, and my brethren.

>>17859732
Where did hating males came from anyway?

>>17878321
I find the calli loves connor rrat so funny considering how much praise he does about mouse
Legit he could've actually gotten a real girlfriend or waifu'd a vtuber and he goes for the girl that no one knows if she'll live the next 5 years

>>17865203
lel no way
another bullet dodged, I have a preternatural sense about these things

>>17879506
Its assumed the reason why she hides her tits is because of the "male gaze"

>>17879737
She got a kimono, they don't show anything unless you go out of your way to design it showing boobs
Maybe until the personal outfits appear it would actually gain a point

I impregnated my oshi even though they’re a male

>>17855497
This makes no sense to me.
What's stopping a chuba from fucking their bf before or after they stream on the 14th?

nene is amassing an army of husbands and plans on staging a hostile takeover of hololive

>>17855584
cocks or begone

>>17880119
uh
um
damn

>>17880119
not having a boyfriend, enfag

>>17880384
>only EN chubas have bfs
DYRBI?

>>17879892
Even before it though she would usually have them off screen or covered by some jpeg prop.

the original miko died during her last extended break and was replaced with a zainichi korean in order to have the princess of japan marry a commoner, thereby weakening the imperial family and the greater nation of japan by extent. i learned this while remote viewing my oshi on the toilet.

>>17865203
holy shit no way.

>>17857424

>>17879631
Do your reps, Mousey has a C cup with that grogeous latina face and ass.

>>17879631
>connor is the biggest saviorfag of them all
BASED /OURWELSH/

>>17879631
I don't like Connor but hate Calli more so this is based

>>17879997
AIDSfags really are the worse

>>17855075
Mori has been BLACKED

>>17882007

Good for her

>>17879631
It's viscious cycle really, hololive fans don't like vshojo as a whole, and TT even more so they see a fraction of a stroy (if there is a story to begin with), and get gaslighted by shitposters. Sad really if you ask me. Seriously tho, that Tokyo tour could be more THEY ARE only if they actually meet.

>>17879737
As if there are no horny women. Maybe she is self conscious about her tits, like Mori is, or the rigging is to bouncy, like one of Anya.
Or maybe she like Boros too much.

Sana membership just paused, she is graduating.

>>17879737
It's not really because of that directly, and it's not because she hates males. Women don't actually dislike the "male gaze" per se, on the contrary they tend to enjoy male attention. What specifically leads to them complaining about it is either it going too far and leading to inappropriate situations that make them uncomfortable, or the male attention coming from men that they know they can't have.
No, the reason Kronii is embarassed about her model's tits and wants to hide them is a little different. You know what she hates? She hates all the paizuri art that got drawn of her because she's flat IRL and it makes her feel inadequate.

This is female psychology.

>>17859510
Unlikely. She's a gigachad raider who probably steamrolled asphodelos week one with her static. Next time she'll have stuff to do in that game is March or April.

>>17880119
>before
Any chuuba who streams b4 will sound tired &/or relieved. Pay attention to their voices.

>>17855075
Keeekeee's constant fake medical emergencies will culminate in her fakedeath.

>>17855075
Miosha lies about her motion sickness so she can cut streams early if she wants.

>>17879737
her standard model looks fucking retarded so she hides as much of it as possible. those tits look ridiculous on the spindly ass long-limbed FGO creature. the kimono makes her look almost normal.

marine voiced the doll from re village

>>17855167
Then how the fuck is Pekora wantes for war crimes

Holo ID gen3 debuted next month with cherys, mayu & serena as member

>>17879386
based raziel posting

>>17887101
She did, and Polka is one of the Monhun voices. I don’t know why they deny it, it’s not even weird that they’re VAs in their spare time.

Mumei dates Asian men for money and gifts

Bae spends most of her time catfishing older women on online dating sites

Kronii is extremely obsessive about datahoarding smut fanfiction of her favorite male pairings.

Saana frequents massage parlors and been known to authorities.

Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms

>>17888619
>Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms
I'm on of those young boys; it's totally worth it, mental scars be damned.

>>17888619
>Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms
I don't see the problem here, only makes me love her more

>>17888619
>Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms

>>17882007
I believe it

>>17888138
wait, who is polka

Mori made a pact with Kiara to replace her as HoloEN's new anti magnet

>>17888619
>Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms
That's disgusting. Where?

>>17891577
(in the game, who is she in the game)

>>17891601
voice 3 iirc in the jp ver

>>17885034
there probably are flat women who would enjoy that.

>>17888619
I absolutely believe the Kronii one, the rest are just speculation.

>>17855075
guys i was watching my oshi stream the other day and i swear her avatar was moving

>>17888619
>Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms


Lucky boys...

Kiara and Ame are unironically and legit dating

Botan literally just confirmed she is menopausal on stream

>>17857513
Busy day, god bless.

>>17858886
>Mori cucked her deadbeats
redpill me on this

>>17855167
Jesus fucking Christ, take your meds immediately

>>17896331
pink women bad

>>17888619
>Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms
I wish I was a young boy and I was groomed by Fauna

>>17896331

>not a single rrat with more than 6 yous
>the one with 6 yous is just 5 saplings being horny
Have we really declined this much...?

>>17897922
I don't want to waste my best rrats here, I'm saving them for something bigger.

>>17897922
Sadly,yes

>haachama and coco talk to each other right before she announced her graduation to plot the greatest scheme in holo history
>haachama's schizo arc helped with the fact that the character haachama and the girl behind the avatar were pretty much one and the same
>coco tells haachama's that she's graduating, tells her about the intricies of her contract too
>haachama gets to work, she went on hituses and breaks to build up the anticipation, the more breaks she took the more pent up people got
>comes back from one of her breaks and tells everyone that coco and Kanata helped her get back into the mood to stream before she intended
>never speaks of coco again after that
>the clock strikes and it was the 28th of December, coco's anniversary... Haachama does her fin stream to refresh the sad throughts people had about coco, she made people believe that it's her guilt that made her a crying mess, stating that she'll never graduate unless cover and management forces her to
>people absolutely love it, they rally behind her banner more than ever
>all according to keikaku, today comes and the hour strikes... Kson follows haachama and coco, the storm began to brew slowly and steadly... And finally haachama puts the final nail into the coffin, follows kson back as the first holo to do so and replied to her tweet for absolutely no reason.
>celebrations began, fireworks were shot, seething was at an all time high, kneeling in unison
>waiting for a while to see what cover does, since it was haachama who replied it'd be extremely apparent if something were to happen, they didn't dare touch her before and wouldn't dare touch her now
>kson then replies, and follows both rushia and Noel
>haachama's deceleration was the be all end all here, because no matter what she does cover won't do anything except slap her wrist which is why she was used as patient zero
>fastforard to today and she turned off her superchats without caring about what cover thinks
>she refuses to give them more than they give her and therefore becomes a net loss
>she starts doing this more and more often even during big events like 3D streams and outfit reveals
>she becomes a liability who's striking ruin in HQ at any given chance but they can't fire her without showing a bad image of themselves to the audience, especially to the English speaking ones who are a big portion of her audience
>on the off chance that things go haywire and haachama has to get sent off, she goes away a martyr on the level of coco and then kson takes her in
>the day of kson's chuuba company being created is on the horizon, with chama and her as it's main face
>slowly but steadily they start to siphon more and more chuubas, including aloe and even chris
>haachama herself starts telling other holo members how good it is and how liberating it was to get out of hololive
>even yagoo himself who became a slave to his board of sponsors leaves and joins kson to have a better and fresh start
>the final yab is on the horizon and only very few members are left, and it's not just hololive but other corps too start losing chuubas

>>17897670
Has any jp holo fucked up this much?

cum countdown asmr arc

>>17899643
Yes, Coco. But she simultaneously did nothing wrong, whereas Mori did EVERYTHING wrong.

>>17899525
meds is not enough for this

>>17876410
>you will want this list
I don't get it

>>17896023
I believe it. There's no way it's a coincidence Takamori and Amesame died and they switched partners, but Kiara seems happier than before.
I hereby declare this the truth. Well done!

>>17902437
>I don't get it
Consider this: Nakadashi Mumei

>>17902680
Oh, I see.
Good thing I don't watch them. Imagining the scene is hot

>>17885104
> Sound tired
I'm usually envigored after my bf fucks my ass.

Amelia was a self-employed clown/magician entertainer at one point. Most of her work at birthday parties were through family friends or word of mouth. You might be lucky enough to find her business card and have her come perform at your child's birthday party.

Ina does has a spouse living her and her parents prior to hololive. Both she and her spouse are footing the household expenses so her aging parents can semi-retire.

Kiara is a known money sink and a trouble maker in her family. With her successful career in hololive, her parents are now asking money back from her extended stay in japan in order to recoup costs. Its partly the reason why she flew back.

Calli being raised by her mother and grandmother, its likely that she had no father figure growing up. She may have developed a tough guy mantra to fill that male role, but doing so turned her into a closet shotacon. She acts extremely erratic on the subject of young boys.

Gura is recovering from Peter Pan syndrome. Her discussions about her neglect in cleanliness, her one time outburst about her alcohol use, and now renewed relationship with her family shows she had a very murky childhood. She may have never assumed any real responsibilities growing up or there was real neglect from her parents. Doing so negatively impacted her and turned her into a literal womanchild. Realizing who she really is, applying her menhera towards streaming and eventually towards Hololive, she escaped her past and now has future. If she had not done so and worked towards something, she may have fallen even deeper and darker. Its part of the reason why she feels extremely emotional and tearful singing songs related to childhood and coming of age.

>>17855167
why are deadbeats like this?

>>17899525
I unironically want all of this to happen

>>17879631
>why is this man building a devoted following?
why indeed

>>17855167
D-don't said that, i'm scared

Pika ratted out Magnet

>>17903869
>Calli being raised by her mother and grandmother, its likely that she had no father figure growing up.

This one's probably true.

>>17899525
anon you're not a schizo...you're the whole asylum!

>>17876385
i beleeb

>>17888619
>Fauna grooms young boys on webcam chatrooms
>tfw you'll never get ara ara'd to puberty

>>17899525
>kson adds more chuubas to her legion because muh gurl power and Yagoo patriarchy bad
Good try, anon. Good try, indeed.

>>17906579
She's implied her Dad being an alcoholic, and only mentions her Mom checking in on her, never parents. Definitely some daddy issues there.

>>17857513
Bullshit! anon is obviously going out with his boyfriend on Valentines!

>>17903869
>Realizing who she really is, applying her menhera towards streaming and eventually towards Hololive, she escaped her past and now has future
By monetizing being a womanchild,she grew up? Are you fucking serious lmao

>>17891577
Character Voice 11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwpnKIvFJFw

>>17903869
>Gura was able to escape what most Anons suffer here by being a cute female but also getting singing lessons
WOE IS BEING FEMALE. I hate how women get a free get out of jail free card 90% of the time.

>>17855167
if that were true we would have someone leak that information already
also, meds

>>17897670
Okay but does anyone actually believe that Mori is getting dicked by Connor or anyone?

>>17907255
>Definitely some daddy issues there.
That would be the case expect Mori talks about positively about her dad all the time.

>>17855075
Here’s a relatively recent one.
>>17855497
>>17880119
One stream proves nothing unless it’s a 24-hour endurance stream, but anyone who doesn’t stream isn’t even willing to pretend.
>>17860833
That’s true. A real rrat is that when she said she replaced her social life with Hololive, she meant everything, and is slowly becoming like Rushia instead.

>>17907839
> I hate how women get a free get out of jail free card 90% of the time.
everyone who's made it big has been doing content creation for some time, so it's not like they magically fell into it
it's skill and luck like everything in life. and most people WILL fail at doing the same thing. some just won't care and will keep trying.
just like writers who only make it big in their 40's after writing for 20 years

>>17907977
most people are trolling, but i'm sure there's some gullible idiots who think Twitter interactions actually reflect on real life relationships

>>17908017
Daddy's probably where the money came from. Can't make daddy mad.

IRyS laughed at Kiara saying that she will never be japanese and said that her obsession with Pekora is cringe, so Kiara uses all her might to block her from management side, like her outfit reveal and put down her sticked up message from reddit in 2 hours. She manipulated Ame into hating IRyS and rest of girls, but after some time they realized that those are just gossips from menhera
She only has autistic Ame now as a friend after all this internal drama

>>17908828
Ina is definitely on Kiara's side.

>>17909047
Ina and Sana are neutral I think

>>17909074
Ina? The weebest member of Myth? Nah the "YWNBJ" hits her on a deep, personal level. That's probably the whole reason she became so much closer with Kiara after IRyS's debut.
And Sana might not have anything personal against IRyS, but she can't be neutral when she's best friends with Ina.

>>17855075
You see anon, there is no reason to care about rrats at all, this is a board where no rrat is solved. Someone once told me, time is a flat circle. Every rrat we have ever ogeyed or will ogey, we are gonna ogey over and over again

Gura has a new boyfriend or girlfriend, that's why suddenly she will be ''sick'' the coming week till february 15th.

Mori will spend valentine's day with Connor, she has a surgery, yes, but she'll recover fast, sadly connor won't be able to rail her that day.

Ame and Kiara have been in a long distance relationship for a while, Gura actually liked Ame but the shipfags ruined sharky's opportunity for treating Ame as part of a ship and not just an entertainer, thus making the detective resentful towards Gura.

At the Ametori reunion we won't hear from them for some days, their relationship, which has mostly been sexting and some discord sex, will put them in the honeymoon phase, they will fuck all day, order something, fuck some more untill they are satisfied, we'll read stuff from one of the two about how kiara's pc is being fixed and there won't be streams for a few days while they eat each other out.

Anya used to be Reine's maid, since the peafowl is a hardcore lesbian and Anya some poor girl with enough luck to be working for Reine, the latter would order Anya to eat her out when alone to relieve stress, poor dagger can't refuse for the wealth and political power Reina has.

>>17903869
>Amelia was a self-employed clown/magician entertainer at one point.
This got a chuckle out of me.
>Kiara is a known money sink and a trouble maker in her family.
I can totally believe this first part.
> Both Ina and her spouse are footing the household expenses so her aging parents can semi-retire.
This one is actually really sweet and I would be fine with it being true.
>Calli being raised by her mother and grandmother, its likely that she had no father figure growing up.
I could believe it.
>Gura is recovering from Peter Pan syndrome.
I don't know about the Peter Pan syndrome part, but Gura is pretty young. I don't think I've ever seen any go from being a teenager living with their parents to a young twenty-something living on their own and not be a complete disaster for a few years.

>>17855075
>Yagoo pimps out all the girls to the wealthy businessmen
>Ayame's virginity was sold at auction
>Yagoo has unpaid taxes in the hundreds of thousands of yen
>Yagoo constantly embezzles money from the company

>>17914626
>implying Ayame was still a virgin
>implying that, if she still was, Yagoo wouldn't have been the one to take it
>implying that Yagoo isn't a sex maniac groomer who turned his company into an idol company exclusively so he could groom girls of his own choosing, only retiring from the selection process once he had enough cockleeves for life, and grooming each and every one of them until they neither can, nor want, to leave the comfort of his office and cock

>>17914626
>Mio still does it for free

>>17912272
I wish all of these were true

>>17880119
everyone knows that sex takes up 2 slots of time

>>17917528
There's 3 time slots in the day retard, they can even fuck twice if they fuck during the stream.

>>17917558
>if they fuck during the stream.
God I wish

>>17879631
Anon you're essentially talking about why idols don't get girlfireds. The answer is: They do, they just don't talk about it. Entretainers in general have been known to fake relationships (both romantic and platonic), including streamers. No idea if that's what Connor and Ironmouse are doing, but the fact that he's has kayfabe on stream with Ironmouse means less than jack shit.

>>17888682
>>17890208
>>17891289
>Deleted
Guess one of those 5 is a rrat so powerful that it needed intervention

>>17899525

>>17912272
>Anya used to be Reine's maid, since the peafowl is a hardcore lesbian and Anya some poor girl with enough luck to be working for Reine, the latter would order Anya to eat her out when alone to relieve stress, poor dagger can't refuse for the wealth and political power Reina has.

>>17918701
Is Anya's self-sabotage an act of defiance against her lady?

>>17919310
Probably.
I like Anya.

>>17865203
not to be a doxxnigger, but I find it weird that she is a girl in her own account and a schizo on the company one, and not the other way around.

>>17921526
Pippa is a newfag tryhard.

>>17885104
>sound tired &/or relieved
You've just outed yourself as a virgin

>>17922537
>outed himself
No one in this board has had sex faggot. Even if they have.

>>17914626
So you're expecting me to believe ayame was not a 13 year old middle school prostitute...