/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1489316252841558023
EYYYYYYYYYY

How did Mysta's chat think Madison wasn't her real name? The chat really represents the streamer.

>No one bothers making a new thread since it'll be del*ted in favor of Enna threads anyway
kekk

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY THIS CUTE AS FUCK FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17671258
Yeah it's hard to believe Reimu about her family not having money when she's had private tutors her whole life, dropped out of med school and traveled multiple times to Europe and Japan.
And the whole thing about being clingy to teachers stems from kids who have maids at home and whose parents buy them everything. Poor kids don't have such a sense of ownership because they're obliged to share everything.

>>17671610

Ike love!

sex with 2000 reimu

Enna rabu!

>>17671670
Why do her glasses have nipples?

I hope you all choke on your own semen

holy shit Reimu is such a fucking weeb

Mysta keeps mentioning being interested in crossdressing, and wearing makeup, and exhibitionism.
It's really easy to imagine him pitching a tent while wearing women's clothing.

>>17671403
LPBP

>>17671610
I hate this woman

>>17671610
can someone spoonfeed md why holokeks hate this woman?

>>17671711
I hope you're ready for the monumental task anon

I LOOOOOOOVE LUCA

>>17671738
his pl was a femboy so im not surprised

RPR is KEKING Selen right NOW!

>>17671784
Idk. Something something pink woman

>>17671738
he did get a really high score with exhibitionism on that bdsm test they did
probably not just a character thing

Nice, she saw it
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka/status/1489258600811819014?t=ZjBK9SC5n5IUAqJz6OqdxA&s=19

Mysta CBT...

>>17671784
no

>>17671738
Nice

>>17671610
HoloLive having a tomboy was a fucking mistake, I'm so glad that Selen is in Niji
Come home Moririn

>>17671779
Someone draw art of all the luxiem boys as shotas gangbanging pink woman

I tried super auto pets after shu and rosemi and god damn my rng has been ass

>>17671711
Loli Reimu uuuuuoooooohhhhhh clinging to my arm UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHH being jealous of my OL co-workers UUUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHH ToT

>>17671872
The issue isn't being a tomboy, its being a wigger

>>17671784
Go ask in one of the billion bait threads about it instead of here.

>>17671845
I won't go into details since it'll get the jannies mad, but the crossdressing absolutely isn't just an in character thing. He loves wearing girly dresses.

>>17671784
dumb white woman who hates her own race and fans

>>17671845
>he doesn't know
PL reps anon

>>17671930
Maybe Mysta wants to be a woman

>>17671812
he's being double teamed by zen and froot!

>>17671930
>fat flip crossdressing
I am vomit

>>17671930
>>17671951
oh no, i know that, saw the screenshots

Let me make you a mom reimu

>>17671952
No, he's just a pervert.

>>17671993
Oh so like Chaika

>>17671784
She's friends with males, that's literally it (and some tweet about lean or whatever?). They would have an aneurysm if they saw how Reimu interacts with Vox.

I fucking hate Enna ops
Fuck you aloucreeps and you oshi with cute feet

>>17671962
Now >we know he is bi!

>>17671784
because gookmoot would rather have this site in ruins than rangeban SEA give up the precious 38 cents that phoneposters give him with ad revenue

Why does mysta say he likes inflicting pain onto others so much

>>17671784
She gifted subs to a male. You can read the snowball in archives since late December

Does youtube keep stuttering for anyone else?

>>17672076
Because he’s pathetic and saying stuff like that makes him feel powerful

How the fuck is Echo 8 years old?

>>17671845
https://files.catbox.moe/uvdb01.mp4

>>17672022
go back to your thread, cuck
I'm glad none of the nijien girls let fame get to their head and are happy with their fans

>>17672076
He wants the jeff the killer audience

>>17671536
>keep watching Tsunami
>suddenly my recs

Ogey

>>17672102
Kinda, it stutters a bit and then it's fine for five minutes, then stutters again

>>17672187
Ara-Ara

>>17671610
the funny thing is that shu don't follow any hololive

>Mysta is a menhera idiot
>Vox has his doxxing drama that went nowhere
>Luca now is completely destroying the NijiEN CN fanbase because he was an idiot who modded his girlfriend and nobody stopped him
Boys were a mistake

>>17672187
>poshlaya molly
>kyoresu
cringe

>>17671872
Fuck off I don't want this idiot here. She would do nothing but shill for TT collabs.

>new ip

>>17672149
エッッッッッッッッッロ

>>17672247
>Ike is in my basement with a dildo in his ass
Boys were a success

>>17672149
isn't there any option to turn off this scaling their models do? it looks terrible and I refuse to believe people use it on purpose

Don't

Why is vox in another pummel party Collab?

Have a nice evening cunts fuck you all

>>17672149
yeah a degenerate at his full power
a shame he has to hide this now

Hopped into Mysta's stream now. What's happening with the story? Is this near the end?

LOL

>>17667151

I hate league of legends

QTE sex scene?

>>17672384
please don't let shu attract Holo schizos he is cute and innocent...

My ugly pokemon drawings made in the Pomu list

So how many of NijiEN roommates used to stream on twitch and how many on yt?

>>17672267
>TT collabs.
Fair enough, but i admit that i would enjoy all the seethe from Holobronys and Nijiniggers

>>17672332
This doesn't sound much worse than finana telling about getting in a Uber without panties, send him a supa baiting this story and he'll probably tell it again

Mysta wasn't impressed by the sex scene.

>>17672487
We know you do, Argiefag.

>>17672330

>>17672454
You mean PLs?
I think only Pomu was regular on youtube but not totally sure

>>17672537
he's been in better porn

>>17672247
>who modded his girlfriend
kys

rosemi sama

>>17672318
Vienna needed a partner to talk about Bowser.

>>17672454
Vox, Ike, pomu on yt
Petra on bilibili
Everyone else on twitch

>>17672537
Now he’s indirectly making fun of the pointless scenes

>go to bed
>want to have sex with pomu
>wake up
>still want to have sex with pomu

https://twitter.com/irony68877969/status/1489304172734386180

What does this even mean

>>17671779
Will you hate her if she joins NijiEN?

Watching this shitty excuse for a game makes me wish Mysta would do a mengen watchalong already, but the only thing he's expressed interest in watching so far is fucking Keijo.

>>17672454
I can't speak for the boys, but for the girls-
YT: Pomu, Rosemi, (Petra when she was in Overidea)
Twitch: Elira, Finana, Selen, Nina, Reimu (song covers on YT), Enna (song covers on YT)
Mix: Millie

>>17672622
I don’t know you wrote it anon!

>>17672622
Lucubs are garbage

>>17672605
So a day that ends with -y

>>17672622
you can tell that chink made a twitter account just to follow luxiem

>>17672521
finana's thinks putting her bare ass and pussy on a nasty public seat is sexy?

>>17672633
nta but I never watched her, I don't know if she is good, but no I don't want any holo in niji because holobronies will shitpost to death

>>17672633
Anyone that leaves a major corp, and was massively successful in it, is an idiot to join another

>>17672667
They should’ve really clarified some rules to themselves instead of Mizuchi making a mess in chat. They would (more likely) listen to what he says not some random bitch

poor shu, elira only likes pocket princes

>>17672622
I don’t understand what she’s trying to say in the second sentence. If it’s offensive in Luca’s streams it’s offensive in the other streams too?

>>17672750
I mean that "random bitch" is a mod Luca chose, so i'm pretty sure he trusts her to do her job.

>>17672149
Holy shit. The imagery.
There's something wrong with me, sisters. I'm so into this.

>>17672590
I really do hope Vienna and Vox talk about how hot Bowser and Freddy are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=einCLdLOkb4

>>17672745
It works for athletes, it has to work for entertainers.

>>17672667
more like luchangs I'm I right?

>>17672454
this anon >>17672650 is correct for the girls, though Petra did also stream on Bili2
As for the boys, Vox and Ike were content creators on YT. Luca, Mysta, and Shu streamed on Twitch

>>17672812
I don’t know if you’re new to streamers but viewers generally don’t like mods who bring attention to themselves or make direct threats towards others in chat

>>17672633
yes
she has a shitty attitude, she is a poser who is bad at her own field of work, massively elevated by brand name and thinks she actually made it thanks to her self
a joke, nijien has multiple better singers, more talented people and more entertaining streamers than her

>>17671843
That other reply, sheesh...
https://twitter.com/BeatOfStars98/status/1489261343349690369

>>17672750
If you're going to complain about moderation because it didn't come from the streamer directly, why do they even have mods?
The whole point of streamers giving people the role is so they can take care of it for you. Kind of defeats the purpose if people go running to you for every single mod action anyway.

>>17672817
I think it's normal that people would tend to share fetishes with their oshi.
Naturally, I have to assume Enna is into crushing small animals with her feet as well.

>>17672857
>>17672650
>>17672600
Makes me wonder why choose YT as an indie when its such a bad place for small streamers. At the same time its much easier to get going on Twitch.

https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1489273824390844422
Same.

>>17672750
What extra rule was required here? Proper behavior is common sense for every streamer chat, people making a shitstorm out of being timed out for acting obnoxious sounds very childish

>>17672487
Why the fuck are you even here?

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

>>17672911
Do you not understand the concept of establishing rules outside of the stream together

Petra is smart for not appealing to chinese fans. Thanks to her experience, she knows better.
I wish she'd warn the boys about it though, especially the ones that have a big chinese audience like Vox, after today's incident.

>>17672883
This is only a YouTube thing, also blown out of proportion. She did not threaten anyone and brought attention to herself to say not to sexually harass Luca. Which, you know, is a mod's job - a mod moderates chat and uses their best judgement so the streamer doesn't have to get involved.

My brain is wired so that the word "Pomu" immediately makes me sexually excited.

>>17672954
Waiting for Selen stream

>>17673016
Meanwhile Enna

>>17672919
Rosemi started as a JP streamer and YT is king in JP so it makes sense for her. As for Pomu, she probably just wanted to be on the platform where all her oshis (Pika, Mito, Siro etc) were and just wasn't used to the Twitch meta. Content creators for stuff that is going to be watched on VOD like Enna, Reimu, Vox, and Ike were obviously going to choose YT over Twitch too

>>17672650
But Finana didn't debut, right?

>>17672952
Let’s say that is the case, even though I feel like Luca said he saw no one breaking any rules, she still shouldn’t have went about it the way she did

LUCA CUTE HOPE HE STUMMY FEEL BETTER

>>17672919
I mean, Mint was one of the most successful PLs and she was on youtube

Ok why the fuck have those threads turn to real shit today?

>>17673074
He didn't see it because the mods were deleting / timing out. Funny how that works.

>>17673059
Enna barely caters to chink viewers, there's literally been two instances where she has ever done anything for them, one song she sang in Chinese and the LNY greeting.

>>17672980
I do. But even ignoring that Luca didn't have rules before then (meaning it was clearly all mod discretion anyway), that doesn't change the fact that if they tell you to stop you stop. "B-but it's not in the rules" is as retarded of an excuse with them as it is with the streamer themself.

>>17673031
Nah directly mentioning other users by username and picking fights only leads to things escalating further anon

>>17672622
It's funny that this is the event that will turn /nijien/ against the chinks.

I wish Ike sounded mad...

>>17672919
Everyone did at first because it was what holo and niji did. Most people migrated, but the ones that stayed give reasons like established viewers there, don’t have to worry about the vod upload, higher viewer pool if they ever do make it, ect

>>17672919
My guesses-
Pomu: She followed JP vtubers for years, who primarily streamed on YT and not Twitch, so she stuck with YT.
Rosemi: She started as a JP vtuber, so YT makes sense for her.
Petra: She was part of a vtuber group during an older vtuber era, before Vtubers were common on Twitch.

>>17673095
>Pink reaper responds to shu
>Discord fags and other people samefag to feed the drama
>Other people get dragged in to take the bait
If we had flags this board would improve 10k fold.

>>17673080
You are speaking with a handsign anon. She couldn't decide to stream on YT because of this information because it didnt happen yet.

>>17673095
idk I'm just waiting for Shu

>>17673128
Nah not really. There's schizo fans, but I saw plenty of supportive CN ones too.

>>17673123
That’s the thing, picking fights with people will only make a lot of them retaliate, if you truly think something needs to stop then just erase it or put them in timeout

>>17673068
She didn't have a traditional "debut" stream, but she did stream on Twitch with a L2D avatar.

I love Pomu!

lol

>>17673211
I wish she wore panties so I could take them off

>>17673191
I agree that the time she specifically @'d someone was dumb, but as far as I know that was just one. Aside from that it was general "Don't sexually harass the streamer" comments.

>>17673163
Shu didnt deserve this

>>17673095
2 events that are prime bait fodder happened yesterday. although one of them isnt niji related, its not stopping it from being everywhere on this board.

>>17673163
I was eating a hot dog and this made me gag a little. Where is this man’s penis

So is this roster better or shitter?
also holy shit I wanna fuck Froot so bad

>>17673129
It happened once to someone who was accusing Luca of making grunts/moans on purpose to be sexual after she warned multiple times to not be sexual in the chat.
I agree, she went a bit fucking menhera but at the same time Luca couldn't look at his chat as he was busy exercising away from his PC. It's a weird position to be put in. Both sides are wrong.

>>17673235
She should’ve made a couple warnings and then went with the hammer after they broke them, she was essentially spamming CHAT CHAT STOP CHAT if you look at the logs, not much less disruptive then the comments in question

>>17673274
I'm telling you, Gang Beasts is sooo much more fun than Pummel Party

>>17673274
Better because no loud moose or TTS robot. 5 of them even had a collab before which was really fun.

>>17673274
better because there is no Ike, hence no reason to watch this collab

HEY, HEY YOU, HEY
have a nice evening bro, love you

>>17673274
Doesn't matter bc Pummel Party is shit

>>17673274
This one has Elira so its the best by default.

>>17673211
Same same pomie

>>17672750
>They would (more likely) listen to what he says
i will only reply once, because i don't want to timeloop again. to the (all) anons who only threadwatch and didn't bother to watch the archive luca actually said it on the stream that mizuchi is doing right and also told the chat some chat etiquette

>>17673307
>>17673332
Honestly I really do wish they played gang beast
Pummel party is such a bore

>>17673223
Why are Chinese be like "just learn Chinese lmao". This language is absolutely alien and extremely hard to learn for westeners and is used only in 1 (one) country. I already learned English to speak with people around a world, they could do the same. Besides I would rather pick French or Spanish as my 2nd language. Its used worldwide in different countries and they are actually learnable.

>>17673331

>>17673328
Ikesisters are so loud and so annoying.

>>17673274
>nina and amalee again
HAGLOVE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

>>17673059
Enna knows she can just scream fuck you at the chinese until they surrender.

>>17673382
I would be careful if i were you, Ikesisters know how to peg hard.

>>17673358
I was watching it, I don’t know how it goes against what I’m saying

Can you dramafag timeloopers go stuff a fist in your colon? We went through this multiple times already and it's beaten to a pulp. All your doing is inviting trolls to maliciously reframe this into a rrat.

>>17673331
hey bro, love you bro, mwah

>>17673382
yes because mystakes and lucubs are sooo much better kys

Has anyone else only masturbated to women that resemble their oshi? I've masturbated to so much chinese foot porn and filipinas with flat chests that I feel like my dick might fall off but I'm addicted to those cute feet and the flat childlike chest

>>17673382
glad that makes you suffer even a little bit
would love to bend you over and give you a good pegging anon, you know, to help with the stress

>>17673146
>>17673062
Damn, this makes me reconsider my opinion as twitch being the only really viable option for indies. While I still think its much easier to get going in there, I wonder if it would be possible to have any success on YT in 2022 as an indie. I doubt it, all big indies are on twitch and newest sensation is hitting over 6k rn. Too bad you need to be a woman and sell sex to get that.

Mizuchi apologized.
Luca stands behind her and the other mod's actions.

Doesn't matter what happened, it's best to move on and stop theorizing and just pog on.

>>17673274
Was vienna there during that prop hunt collab too or am i misremembering

>>17673440
Mystakes and Lucubs don't write walls of text that essentially amount to this:
>>17673455

>>17673274
Elira is there so I'll be supporting my wife!~

>>17673274
Elira makes everything better

>>17673274
>no moose bitch yelling over everyone
>no TTS
>no pink cat being a dead member that mutes herself to talk to her viewers

>but has Nina

>>17673469
Take it to /asp/

>>17673445
>chinese foot porn and filipinas with flat chests
Holy shit I thought it was just me

>>17673059
I don't see how Enna can have problems even if she panders. She seems to be 100% Han with roots in the mainland (unlike Selen or Petra), which is enough protection from some shit that can happen. And she is also an extremely inoffensive person (ironic, considering her cussing and love for crime stories)

>>17673274
I will watch my dumb daughterwife suffer through ALL the minigames.

>>17673274
It’s all the outgoing people. The only nervous one is elira, so probably better?

>>17673445
>>17673531
famillie and aloupeeps are really dedicated huh

>>17673440
Yes? Mystakes barely post anything outside of when Mysta is streaming, and even then it isn't a lot. His antis are more loud than his fans, and since he hasn't done anything menhera in a while they're silent too.

>>17673371
>used only in 1 (one) country
thats one way to put it. Another way is almost a fifth of the world population.

>>17673445
https://files.catbox.moe/wy99p0.jpg

I love my daughterwife!

>>17673528
Its kind of hard to carry topic across threads anon. 4chan is archiving threads precisely because it forces conversation to reset, allowing each thread to be different and mitigating offtop discussion derailment.

>>17673609
oh look, it's the retarded mystake femanon that can't stop responding to bait

>>17673455
It's ok ikefag you'll peg some virgin femboy pomudachi one day

>>17673545
Anon you don't seem to understand. Asians love when westerners, like actual WHITE people pander to them since it gives them a sense of validation. Not when one of their fellow immigrant descendants who left them for a better life.

This is just unfair...

Pomu Punch!

>>17673545
She lets clippers do the work for her and they're not breaking Bilibili containment

>>17673274
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuch better.

>>17673520
after moose and tts, nina doesn't really seem that bad

There will be sex.
And it will be with Elira Pendora of Nijisanji EN.

>>17673678
that's the dream
they are so desperate that most of them probably wouldn't mind if not find the mere though of a woman touching them to be too much

>>17673747
Naokomama you fucking hack

>>17671610
>lads
confirmed for dating connor

>>17673545
people hate diaspora, anon

>>17673747
fuck off shu

>>17673128
Enna.....
selen......
Petra......

>>17673747
there's something super hot about a key dangling over well rounded breasts. That's high tier fetish material

Why was Tsunananananami the only song of the three that worked?

>>17673661
Who gives a fuck? Everyone in these threads reapond to bait.

>>17673479
She was, that collab was Petra/Nina/Amalee/Vienna/Froot. This is the same with Vox/Luca/Elira added.

>>17673371
I don't see how it is different from "just learn English lmao". This shit is ridiculous no matter what language you insert in this phrase. Nobody has to learn anything if they don't want to

that anon is not tensai

>>17673738
Not gonna lie. After last time, I have come to greatly appreciate what we have. It's the realization that we could have it so much worse.

>reimu kills her vod

>>17673814
You must be above 18 to post on this website.

>>17673747

>>17673620
This 1/5 of the world doesn't really talk with rest of the world because they mostly live in they own bubble and think of every non-chinese as inferior people. Besides, you know what? India has more people than China now. And they pretend that they can speak English. Chinese is an inferior, overly complicated language not even based on an alphabet. I don't see a reason for world to adjust to chinese, just for their convenience.

>>17673747
i wish elira rape me like how she raped an elementary schooler

>>17673855
uoh

>>17673893
Burger hands made this post.

>>17673893
having a new character for every word is demonstrbly worse than having characters tied to sounds and then building words out of sounds.

Cheating on Petra with Luca.

>>17673836
Awwww shit kino incoming

>>17673926
wtf anon that's not even lewd

>>17673855
>sees a penguin
It's Petra!

>>17673941
Not true also rent free and cope

how often does she fap?

>>17673982

>>17673980
Anon's neurons are too strongly connected, pls andastand

>>17673980
It was cute and I chose the nearest image I had

>>17674033
>Sees Amicia
It's Petra!

>>17674011
probably twice as much as the average pomudachi does

>>17673960
Well yes, I agree. Are you trying to make a point I'm missing or just agreeing with me?

>>17674042
I want to put Petra into one of those aquarium cages that house penguins and see what happens

>>17673874
did she switch tab to this thread?

https://youtu.be/u65Q2p0w2-A
when are we getting a cover of this masterpiece

I want to peg Ike, to see his sweet body quiver beneath me in pleasure. To corner him in his study while he diligently types away, delicately placing my hands on his. To tenderly kiss his lips, to nibble his ear and his neck as the tension slowly builds between us. To stroke his body until he is blinded by the fog on his glasses. I want to tie him up and force him to the ground, his voice hoarse from my hand around his throat, begging me to move faster, touch him more. But I will not because this is my show, and his pleasure is secondary to my enjoyment. I want to slide my fingers in his ass and stretch his hole till he is ready, to massage his prostate until he begs for me to fuck him. I want to delicately slide my dildo in his supple ass while he moans in ecstasy, tears and drool streaming down his face. I want to grab him by the hair and pump him stupid until the sheets beneath him are a pool of lube and cum.
After I've made him squeal and orgasm to my satisfaction I want to hold him close and tell him he did a good job while he licks my strap clean; let him know that he is a good boy. I want to pat his head and whisper loving affirmations, his glasses askew and his face a mess.
Nothing else could satisfy me like pegging Ike. I love him so much and want to show my love by making him feel the sheer pleasure of having his prostate pounded. I long for his voice calling my name while I give him all the pleasure he could ever want.
And eventually, in the hazy predawn light, as the morning dew forms on the grass outside, he will look at my still sleeping face. A gentle hand will pass down my cheek while the other produces a knife from under the pillow. It will glide gently into my throat as I glided into him and I will know as much pleasure from the experience. My eyes will open only once, and they will see his pulled wide by taught muscle, pupils dilated by a maddening lust, and I will pass into the realm beyond knowing that in the end I gave him all of the world’s pleasures.

>>17673747
Elira really hit a lot of sex points on this new outfit. Those chunky clear platforms, the thicker thighs with the skindentations, the cleavage with the key drawing your eye down towards it.

>>17674042
I just remembered that Petra can change the fish pin

>>17674106
She'll go into heat immediately.

>>17674075
If only there was someone who could help her with that

>>17674075
Impossible...

>>17674075
Entirely within the realm of possibility, I'm only in the mood once or twice a week these days...

>>17674115
nah she showed a frame of some amv she was typing in chat

obsydia new outfit when

>>17673812
...three?

>>17673812
...three?

>>17674212
Millie and Enna's titty song

>>17674196
Same, getting old is shit. I want to go back to three-per-day

>>17673812
Three?

>>17674196
Pomu's passionless marriage with anon...

>>17674134
thank you as always, this is very hot

>>17673812
There are only 2 originals so far. And tsunami is more successful than wish of this songbird because it’s by Kira and not a lore based.

>>17673487
That's because Mystakes and Lucubs are illiterate.

I miss Reimu...

>>17674196
Same desu, only Pomu manages to make me actually horny from time to time...

REIMU DIDNT ANSWER MY QEUSTION.........................

>>17674340
She's back in 2 and a half hours bro...

>>17673371
>Chinese is hard
The "just learn [language_here]" argument is fucking stupid, but it still don't understand why people who know fuck all about the language keep saying things like this like they're some sort of authority on it.

I can't speak for Cantonese or Hokkien, but Mandarin Chinese is probably one of the easiest languages on earth for an English speaker. It has the same word order (SVO) as English, its grammar is dead fucking simple, and it only has two sounds that it doesn't share with English. French has 12. The only reason it takes so long to learn is because they have a retarded, out of date, writing system that has an individual character for every damn word.

>>17674330
wtf rude

This girl's womb is crying out for sex. It's coming through the screen

Is Mysta on his way to the best ending?

>>17674373
Learning English is easy.
And you contradicted yourself but see if you can spot it in your post.

>>17674373
>It's easy except for all the ways it's hard
T-thank you...

>>17674373
Yes anon, writing system is part of a language. Also practicality is still questionable at best.

>>17674374
I've been awake for like 30 hours and I don't know if I can stay awake to catch her stream or wake up from an alarm if I do take a nap

>>17674376
not denying it huh

Is Heavy Rain just the Western equivalent of a VN? I've been watching Mysta play this for thirty minutes and I don't think I've seen any actual gameplay.

>>17674430
Lay off the depression bro

>>17674330
that's kinda unpog dude

>>17674373
The ccp honestly should invest in a writing system so easy anyone can learn it like korea did. But I guess they’re too tied to their own grand history as the Chinese people

>>17674454
it’s worse because it pretends to be an actual game when it all amounts to “spam a couple of buttons”

art now of nina in tight jeans at the gym sweaty and gasping pleeease

>>17674454
The game has numerous endings based on how you play. Your choices actually matter unlike in a typical VN. At the time it was released, Telltale studios didn't exist, so this type of game was a complete innovation

>>17674373
>It's got the same word order so it's easy
>The grammar is simple because it's isolating
You don't understand how language works.

>>17674454
Not really. I feel like point and click adventure games are a better fit. QTEs and cinematic bullshit are too much to be analogous to a VN.

>>17674075
You guys routinely call me a degenerate for the stuff I post here yet I masturbate once a week at most.

>>17674498
>Your choices actually matter unlike in a typical VN
this has to be bait

>>17674455
I'm trying...

>>17674498
get off the internet David cage you french FUCK
Go masturbate to ellen page's little girl photos you took

>>17673274
Wait isn't this chick involved in the kickvic faggotry?

>>17674552
Maybe anon has somehow only played kinetic novels.

>>17674418
>>17674421
>>17674426
sorry *Spoken Chinese. is that better?
>>17674468
The worst part is that its already been done. Twice. Zhuyin and Pinyin both work fine. The only reason why its not been done is because everytime people try to do it the elderly cry out over "muh heritage"

Pomu is ovulating

>>17674613
I can be of assistance.

>>17674468
Anon, CCP is a dictatorial piece of garbage but they did simplify Chinese as one of the first thing they did. They actually changed a language so fucking complicated that for millenia only few could ever dream to learn how write. I happened in 50's alongside with mass famine.

oh no mysta found a brain!

>>17674498
>Your choices actually matter unlike in a typical VN.
Go home, David Cage

>>17674613
Nice

Damn, maybe Mysta being a detective really does fit. Idiot savant.
Wonder if he'll get mad at the Ethan black outs making no sense now

>>17674665
I thin he figured it out quicker than Enna

>>17674690
God I need Elira koikatsu images

>Finana doesn’t love her fans
https://twitter.com/finanaryugu/status/1489331526613356545

Mysta is so proud of himself. Cute!

REMINDER THAT IN HEAVY RAIN CUTTING YOUR FINGER OFF DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT CHOOSE TO CUT IF OFF
A POLICEMAN WILL FIRE INTO A CROWD CHASING AFTER YOU AND SOMEHOW THE BULLET WILL HIT THE FINGER YOU WERE GOING TO CUT OFF

I want some functional NijiEN merch like a Rosemi themed onahole and dildo

>>17674606
>zhuyin and pinyin both work fine
Either you're retarded, or you're just shit at Chinese.

HE DETECTED!

>>17674136
The key is too erotic, this shit is haram. If the pit mole was also visible I wouldn’t be able to control myself.

Fucking hot Nina cosplay
https://twitter.com/Takomayuyi/status/1489247734792323074?s=20&t=MS5cv6QFLMjmMr4oX8sWWg

>>17674844
NINA TITFUCK

>>17674844
oh tako. i remember when i followed her in 2016, saw how hot she was and then i discovered she was just 16. kek

>>17674844
Guy or girl?

Mysta is actually a good detective...

>>17674652
Simplified Chinese is still logographic over syllabic or sound based ones. Makes it harder for shmucks like me to pick up.

>>17674875
you talked about this all day. what reply are you baiting for you pathetic dog?

Just read that Ike said in his stream that his current favourite song is the mafia cover !!

I think i'm really going to cry when it comes out (even if its bad)

>>17674902
What do you think?
https://twitter.com/Takomayuyi/status/1473639854450032647?s=20&t=D5dICGq2iv0nhuyevfE9dw

>>17674915
Too bad he still got lauren killed

what the fuck

>>17671214

>>17675005
Are you that desperate for people to bite your bait?

>>17675000
thats fine really

>>17674844
Wogh 1 mil followers,did she even know about nina? or she randomly saw her design and cosplay it

>>17675005
OMG

did shimakaze poster die forever?

>>17674373
>tonal language easy for English speakers
No fucking way

When did Mysta get good at being a detective. Is it just good intuition, or is he secretly smart

I am under her dress in this photo

>>17674196
>>17674367
Happiness makes the pp go up easier so watch more Pomu

>>17675085
He falls into solutions dick first

I looked at a lewd Pomu and my pupils have dilated to >1cm wide. Freaky.

1 more hour for Sewen

Who will win? Who will fall?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xWgrxnoDA

>>17675168
I WANT TO WAPE SEWEN

>>17675127
That's quite difficult when unaroused. Or is he constantly erect?

>>17675127
it's true I'm the solutions

>>17675050
no idea, i follow her for years and this is the first time she cosplays as a vtuber. i was surprised as well. she didnt even cosplay as a holo member before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_TLQsaAgU
Stream Tsunami by Finana Ryugu 【NIJISANJI EN】

>>17675168
Seven like her number of sex partners on that new york trip.

>>17675168
I WANT THIS PLUSH SO BAD T_T

>I'm going to kill myself if I jump
It's not even that high....

>>17674996
My god this girl is hot. That face, that body, those boobs..

>>17675212
t.deadbeat

>>17675222
anon... thats a man

>>17675050
https://twitter.com/Takomayuyi/status/1489248283063373826
based on this, yeah she watch her

>>17675218
yeah but the characters is a fragile journalist

witch of calamity is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HETDtLn_65E

Unfuckin believable

I love the teleportation fridge in Heavy Rain

>>17675179
A better way to select teams would be, choose 4 team leaders. And these 4 leaders play a small game among themselves to determine their order. Then based on their order, they get to choose recruits for who will be on their team. That's how they do it in starcraft tournaments (except order is usually based on player ranking).

It's much more dramatic this way, and friendships are tested

>>17675179
>Who will win?
Nijipets
>Who will fall?
Nijipets

>>17675267
>witch of calamity
it hurts famillies... I will never forgive nina for as long as I live

>>17675179
Selen team will win ofc

>>17674136
Don't forget the incredibly cute/shy/dorky personality that only makes her obscene body stand out even more. It's kind of a tired concept on anime nowadays but I still consider it effective.

>>17675179
Ike, Finana, Rosemi seem like the smartest group. Millie, Luca, Pomu probably last.

>>17675244
She just got drunk with her older male organisors while on a trip to the big city. Absolutely nothing bad ever happened in such situations.

What is a sack beater

>>17675334

NO MORE COLLABS FUUUUUUUUUZZZUUUUUUCKKKK

well this is different

>>17675179
I want the blondes to win because they are dumb

>>17675179
how smart are Nina, Vox and Elira?

>>17675179
It all depends on what questions are asked.

>>17675414
they are the hosts

>>17675157
Can confirm, also my pupils become heart shaped as well and my heart starts racing

>>17675356
back seater

>>17675440
booooo

>>17675407
Blondes are POG.

>>17675414
they're the concentrated power of autism + elira, if they weren't hosting, they'd win

>>17675414
too smart, that's why they are hosting it

>>17675248
how the fuck is that a man

need daki

>>17675326
Ike Finana and Rosemi are the clear winners. But the weakest team is Shu Selen Reimu.

>>17675525
We'll see

what duo collab do you want if you have to choose? it has to be 2 that haven't done a 1-on-1 collab yet
I want Rosemi and Vox to talk about fnaf

>>17675267
What is this game? Looks like Dynasty Warriors for Windows 95.

>>17675561
shu is probably pretty smart, but he's going to be shouted over by the two loudmouths.

>>17675525
>the weakest team is Shu Selen Reimu
That would be the blondes, hands down.
t. Pomudachi

>>17675179
If the questions were all FNAF trivia, Vox's team would win

>>17673455
>>17673757
>would love to bend you over and give you a good pegging anon, you know, to help with the stress
These women keep getting bolder...

>>17675578
I want to see Rosemi and Shu finish their pets battle

ike fucking my ears

>>17675578
Selen and Ollie in Apex

>>17675179
>>17675420
man I really hope its not just normal trivia
I want some wild and weird questions to be asked

IKE DID IT!!!

>>17675613
luca is smart, pomu is worldly. They are the second strongest team

Oh Ethan died

>>17675629
There is nothing trivial about FNAF though, it's a masterpiece that should be studied in depth.

>>17675688
LOL

>>17675310
what?

>>17675697
Did the game say he died? I just heard Mysta say he did so I assumed he did

Millie is sounding extra cute today, my heart is aching a little

>>17675723
Is that a...

>>17675727
did you not just see ethan just being fine ? poison was always fake but its not pointed out unless ethan is in the dock event

god dammit

>>17675723
My nigga!

>>17675723
I can see it!

>>17675760
I couldn’t hear what the TV reporter was saying so when I say Ethan’s picture with Shelby’s and then Mysta saying he died I thought it was reporting he died

SELEN, WAKE UP AND STOP DELAYING IT

>>17675777
Does she hate Selen or what's the deal here?

https://files.catbox.moe/3qlzu5.webm

I like Pomu's eyes

What if they had a yearly competition that involved all members of nijisanji EN.

All throughout the year, there are opportunities to win points. Monthly collabs, or management randomly dropping in to quiz them on things. It can be a harry-potter style class competition, where points are awarded or subtracted at the whim of the managers without any fairness.

And then it all culminates in an end-of-the-year competition for the final battle. The points give you an advantage, but low-point scorers can still take the prize if they get lucky.

>>17675860

>>17675777
Nice, then I won't miss the start!

>>17674196
I can only squeeze out once every other day but even that is getting tiring

https://twitter.com/gmuntoo/status/1489167305086889984
oy vey
some of these submissions are pretty cool

>>17675578
Animillie with Ike

>>17675777
>>17675890
I can't wait for more of these dorks