/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It could just be kayfabe, but with her it's really, really hard to tell

>>17643734
Pippa of Phase Connect ate cat food and said it tasted terrible, also ate dog food and claimed some of it wasn't bad.

>>17643871
It's really risky eating wet pet food since they throw any kind of raw byproducts in the mixtures.

>>17643861
Normally I'd say this is just a gag but this is the same girl who clamped her nipples on stream so long they nearly became necrotic so...

>>17643734
Post the greentext already.

I'll never be able to get out of my head her getting her jaw stuck, twice in a single stream, and making horrifying paniced wheezing sounds for several minutes while desperate and trying to fix it

>>17643861
Noraneko doesn't do kayfabe.

>>17644195
How does one get their jaw stuck?

>now
But she has done this several times before she had churu too (cat snack)

>>17644236
Dislocated*

>>17643734
Reminder that tamaki comes with an instruction manual for staff and collab partners whenever she turns up at the office.

>>17644344
>Dislocated
What the fuck was she trying to eat/do?

>>17644236
If you force it too much or you have a predisposition to it (Tamaki's case I think) your jaw joint can shift out when you open it too much, making it lock in place and requiring a doctor to physically force it back into alignment.

>>17644401
She was doing a singing stream

>>17643734
I ate cat food once. It is not good

>>17644236
>>17644344
>>17644401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxHbG9_Kf8I&t=791

There's also a translated clip of it but the clipper replaced the audio with background music which ended up being even creepier than the original audio to be honest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4

>>17643985

>>17644401
She has a messed up jaw and it tends to happen if she puts pressure

>>17643985
wut

>>17643871
we aren't talking about whores in this thread. sorry but try the next one.

>>17645274
She has done worse stuff than that, get used to it.

>>17645546
I might have to start watching this crazy chuuba are they archives of this shit?

>>17645274
>>17644945
Tamaki is so notoriously batshit that Nijisanji members have stated that management has a small flipbook guide for staff to use when dealing with her.

>>17645876
I kinda wish I could read it, I wonder what sorts of stuff is in there. Is she autistic or just insane by choice?

>>17645876
Incredible

>>17644799
I would stick my dick in

>>17645937
Probably insane by choice. Shes apparently a real cutie IRL too according to other members and seems quite normal when she isnt with friends

>>17644401
My dick

>>17646517
wife... I'd enable her

Does anybody have that greentext list of all the batshit things she's done over the years? Holobronies here don't seem to be in the know, and they need a primer.

how bad can cat food and dog food be when most canned foods is filled to the brim with preservatives

>>17643985
I did not know that. I mostly knew Tamaki from her dislocating her jaw twice on stream.

>>17647532
this one?
>My name is Fumino Tamaki and this is my story

>be a cat of misfortune
>already wasted 4 out of 9 lives (dislocated jaw twice on stream, nipples almost fell off, ate a con artist's fake chocolates (which turned out to be marshmellos dipped in an unknown substance), sang the Nyan cat for 10 hours on stream)
>every day, a calamity strikes
>one day, no misfortune struck
>11pm, go to bed
>happy that the deities have finally forgiven me for whatever I did to them
>11:03pm
>7.1 magnitude earthquake appears
>hoped for too much
>tremors continue for a bit
>at least they are just tremor-
>a 15-kg microwave falls on arm, smashing the bone
>where the fuck did this microwave come from
>*flashback*
>keep microwave above bed
>a few days ago, moved it slightly so precious anime figures can have a place of their own
>microwave looked tilted but still usable
>*current time*
>can't move my arm but I should be fine
>it gets worse
>go to the doctor in 12:00 midnight
>"miss, your arm is broken"
>4 out of 9 lives left

>>17652838
>>17647532
quick rundown of cat
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time the ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples excrete pus and nearly lost them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>follow up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GPn1kPseIHI
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757
>did a 300k endurance stream and ended up falling a sleep midstream. So all gen1 and several Livers decide to come to her channel and stream for her.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JAhCj0WHqR4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iU5Y8JZCK8M
>actually shit live on stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfM_XkaYNmA
>anykara actually have unofficial guide to newbie on how to deal with Noraneko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKp3gbvfk
>loot 6 boxes of meat bun intended for Livers during an event and claim it was hers. Return half of them after being scolded by all Livers in the room.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KwHXcUybgdg

>>17652994
That one.

>>17643734
She's late to the party, Inui already ate dog food to get into character.

>>17643734
I think is just part of the kayfabe, she's pretty good at keeping it up.
That time her cat died she kept joking about how now she would have 2 rations of cat food daily even thought you could tell she was on the verge of tears.

But, yeah, some people eat cat or dog food sometimes. Korone has also mentioned eating dog food in the past too.

>>17643734
I'd believe it, she's a freaking lunatic. Makes me feel sane.

>>17653171
Toko?

>>17646517
Sounds a little bit like a girl who acts out in public from fear of being boring to people

>>17656724
what

Just go visit Nara in Japan and you can find your own airplane cat