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>no stream for days
>discord down
I need a /yah/ thread!

>Next stream: Streamer game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJEAPEBozqs

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Beatani's call log
http://102716.xyz/calllog

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last thread
>>17106690

>> No.17178880
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>> No.17178926

>>17178660
LITERALLY WHO LITERALLY WHO LITERALLY WHO

>> No.17179054

>>17178880
she's so cute

>> No.17179353

>look to satsudan
>vtubers and cuck posting
>annie
>look at shilling
>/vt/sisters
>shilling posters
>annie

>> No.17179495
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I love fucking this bear!

>> No.17179524

>>17179353
The rules didn't last long did they?

>> No.17179697
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Reminder bea is trying to gaslight us

>> No.17179920

>>17179495
Post the full picture. I want to see these delicious thighs.

>> No.17180098

>>17179920
https://files.catbox.moe/zw3unj.png

>> No.17180217

>>17179697
I will jerk off to the thought of her mature hag pussy and drying womb.

>> No.17180247

>>17180098
I want to fuck that bear.

>> No.17180324
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>>17180247
>the bear that shows up

>> No.17180377

>>17179524
they didnt last a single day

>> No.17180379
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I love this fucking bear and I don't care how old she is, she's still my fucking bear.

>> No.17180384

>>17180324
If she smokes she pokes

>> No.17180662
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I WILL nade nade this bear

>> No.17180680

I hope you've been checking in on your dad crushes during this break to make sure they're alright.

>> No.17181197

I feel more cringe with this damn song I'm singing, I hope I'm not the only one.

>> No.17181345

>>17180680
I'm not alright.

>> No.17181599

>>17180680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKSvDxkz1Zc

>> No.17181815

>>17181197
Don't worry, mine will be pretty cringe. I just need to bring myself to sing it.

>> No.17181882
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>>17181197
Me too

>> No.17182060

Why are you dads singing?

>> No.17182150

>>17180377
not surprising since there's just a single janny who seemingly uncertain on wanting to enforce the rules or not

>> No.17182278

>>17182060
It gives me an excuse to sing and an excuse for people to listen

>> No.17182307

>>17182150
Do you expect him to do it for free or something?

>> No.17182433

>>17182307
no I don't care just pointing out why it isn't surprising that the rules aren't enforced

>> No.17182526

>>17182433
I know just teasing

>> No.17182567

>>17182150
faggot count - 4
nigga count - 5
nigger count - 1
and then of course 0 enforcement on the channel rules as well
there is no uncertainty he just doesn't want to do it

>> No.17182871

>Risuna Valentine's Day Album
Organizer here. Please read carefully.

Less than 2 weeks left! Your submissions are due by 07:00 JST February 7th and I will do my best to get it put together by the 12th. I'm putting the deadline pretty close to Valentine's Day so I won't be able to do much extension, so please keep that in mind. The earlier I get submissions the earlier I can start but I understand how it is. Also note this is separate from the potential /yah/ sings project done by the mixer.

[Risuna Valentine's Day Album] (this is so I can search the archives easier)
Title: Valentine's Day Song
Language: English
Tranlated Title: N/A
Audio: catbox link
Lyrics: catbox link
Trivia: one or two lines, optional

Please post your submissions in the thread or spreadsheet. If you include the bracketed header it will be much easier for me to find them. The bracketed tag is also good for questions. Each submission should be capable of standing on its own with no further mixing or adjustment. If you have audio difficulties ask around. I'm sure there are several Risunas who would be glad to help you out.
>Language
Whatever you like. Please provide lyrics. If you are not submitting in English please also provide a translation.
>Max length
As of now, there is no max length for submissions but please use your discretion.
>Multiple submissions
As many as you like.
>Risuna Collabs
Fine also, but organizing them is entirely up to the Risunas in question.
>Topics
The general consensus is the theme is love songs, so please stick to that. Thankfully that's a pretty wide range.
>Contact
If you have questions put them in the thread, because others may have the same ones. That said, if you need to reach me here's an email address. I didn't make a new one because mendokusai.
risunachristmas *at* gmail.com
>Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lKn0ElWgwQztgIq_-t5b9VC4yx926lpLdfhEPXARj2U/edit?usp=sharing

>> No.17182902

>>17182567
I seem to remember some messages getting swept away, :3 comes to mind as the most obvious one because he reacted to his message being deleted. if she re-empowered fox janny he'd probably keep up with his unpaid duties but for whatever mysterious reason she hasn't done that.

>> No.17183051

>>17182567
g*** is pretty hands off unless he knows Bea wants something in particular. X*** is a natural born Discord mod with the fur fetish to match.

>> No.17183076

>>17182567
Good, the less rules the better

>> No.17183107

>>17183076
agreed, it makes reporting easier

>> No.17183202

>>17182567
good

>> No.17183489

>>17182902
Ms site has the ones that got nuked, if any

>> No.17183667

>>17183051
it gives me a little chuckle when I see him reminding people of the rules

>> No.17185859
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>> No.17185913

>>17185859
Fuwatani is for blowjobs

>> No.17185984
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I hate this I can't stop thinking about bea and what she is doing.

>> No.17186070

>>17185984
She's scratching her balls right now.

>> No.17186570

I'm glad her breaks are getting more frequent. I always have so much more free time.

>> No.17186628

>>17186570
you could have gotten 40 hours if you just showed up on time to her streams

>> No.17186841
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Beatani Kumagai has got a head, like a fucking orange

>> No.17186887

>>17182060
THERE'S ONLY BEEN A REMINDER FOR A RISUNA ALBUM LIKE EVERY THREAD FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS, YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>> No.17186973
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>>17186887
A-ah

>> No.17187002

>>17186570
unironically this
also helps not staying up until 4 in the morning

>> No.17187089

>>17187002
Bea will graduate to save the euros

>> No.17187124

>>17187089
too late, I now live on JP time

>> No.17187367

I want to lick Bea's balls

>> No.17187447

I miss her musky smell

>> No.17187463

>>17187367
I would pretend they're a punching bag and my tongue is Mike Tyson.

>> No.17189883
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what are we to bea? we are not her friends, she has said so many times, she said we are her pets and she doesn't want us to be a nuisance to her friends, she really thinks like that?

>> No.17190002

>>17189883
Yes always has been. See the Yukkin arc.

>> No.17190506
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>Just got a well paying salary job
My gumi reps paying off.

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>>17190506
Congrats!

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>>17190506
Congrats, dad!

>> No.17190820

>>17189883
"we" are a positive influence on her life that she doesn't want to acknowledge

>> No.17191306

>>17179353
>annie
>annie
>annie
Lack of Beatan makes anon dads go time looping for nothing

>> No.17191346

>>17191306
he just has a boner for annie

>> No.17191396

>>17191306
It's true, the laxer the rules get the more that annoying faggot posts.

>> No.17191475 [SPOILER] 
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yabai bear doxx (do NOT open)

>> No.17191666

>>17191396
He's been barely posting, like everybody else since the inception of the second server.
Is MS site up for the new one or has he given up?

>> No.17191938

>>17191666
There's a link in the OP satanchama.

>> No.17192224

we all know that bea is lazy, do you think she will really make her lowpoly model or will she also commission it?

>> No.17192252

>>17191938
Ah sorry, I tend to skip the OP because of all the faggotry around it lately.

>> No.17192308

>>17192224
She'll make it. I think she already made some decent progress but the rigging is the worst part. Not having to worry about physics will take a lot of the pain out hopefully.

>> No.17192333

>>17192224
she'll most likely make it herself

>> No.17194937

mmmmmmmmm cunny good yeah, oishiyo!

>> No.17197701

>>17191306
cuckposters should be called out

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>> No.17199367

>>17199056
Naked Vtuber rides Gondola!

>> No.17200532

I want to snort Bea's cum out of a dad's bellybutton

>> No.17200859
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17200859

There is a lot of talk about Beatani bathing, how often she bathes, what she does in the bath, etc. I'm here to help turn bathtime from a chore into your deepest guilty pleasure-- here are the instructions.

>Menhera bath addict dad's guide to bathing:

>Requirements:
A bathtub which can drain at the same speed that you can fill it.
A plumbing system that permits for unlimited hot water (you do not turn the water off at any point).
A bathtub that is long enough to fit you comfortably.
Also a small/medium size towel, and a thinner/softer worn tee shirt.

Goals:
Stay in the bathtub as long as possible
Keep the water as hot as possible
Keep your body at the perfect temperature
The water level never rises more than a few inches

So what you want to do is to have hot water constantly steaming up the bottom of your body, while the top of your body is exposed to air. If you are too cold, you can put the soft tee shirt on top of your chest and keep it dry. You can try the towel for this but it may be too warm. If your neck hurts, the towel can double as a pillow/cushion.

After enough time you will hit a zen state where the top of your body is no longer chilly. It can take a while to get here, easily over a half hour. This whole time you are fiddling with your temperature bath knobs with your feet. Right now my bath is at 45°C / 113°F but I'm gonna take it up a bit I think still. Again, my goal is as hot as possible without overheating.

Maybe I spend 3+ hours in the bath per day. Picrelated dumb slut Lum doesn't understand you shouldn't sleep in the bathtub that way. I could teach her...

>> No.17201438

>>17200859
What about soap, shampoo, and conditioner?

>> No.17201538

>>17200859
I have spent 6+ hours in the tub on multiple occasions. My roommate called me the Mayor of Tubtown because he would go to work and come back and I'd still be in the tub. I'd fill it with very hot water and sweat, then let it get back to room temperature then drain while filling until it got hot again. Repeat as long as you like. Set a cooler next to the tub with beer, soda whatever you like and a snack and have a battery pack for your phone and tablet. Only get out to piss.

>> No.17201766

>>17201438
Shower
>>17201538
The unlimited hot water affords me the pleasure of not getting too gross since the water is constantly flushing and I never close the drain or let the temperature drop. True bliss. If you are the mayor of Tubtown, I must be like a 5 star general...

>> No.17201922

>>17201766
I like the contrast in temperatures, but respect from one endurance bathing enjoyer to another.

>> No.17202092

>>17201922
Oh thats interesting, I never heard someone say they actually wanted a lukewarm bath.
I salute you good sir

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>> No.17205630

>>17205611
literally me

>> No.17207601

Beatani has a great ass, that's why dads like to kiss it so much.

>> No.17207654

>>17200859
My landlord is gonna be mad about all the hot water used

>>17201538
>Only get out to piss.
Don't get out

>> No.17207885

>>17207654
Sorry only polar bears can piss in my bathtub.

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I guess ya boi's a little busy lately and we won't be getting a /yah/ sings for Vday.

>> No.17208792

what's the point of living if I'll never have a gf as amazing as bea?

>> No.17208821
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>>17208792
You can fuck her sister

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>>17208688
We're doing the album for Valentine's, there's still time for her threadniversary or her birthday, right?

>> No.17209612

>>17209054
True and that would allow a bigger selection of songs to choose from.

>> No.17210241

>>17208792
>a gf as amazing as bea
Nigga, my little brother could be a better gf than bea

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>> No.17211028

>>17210241
d-daddo chama!?

>> No.17211183

Beatani needs to lick my cock right now!

>> No.17211835

Congrats on 7k subs

>> No.17211867

>>17211835
And on the one year anniversary of making her channel at that. Nice!

>> No.17213722

What if instead of sending videos of making chocolate everyone sent videos of making a cum tribute?

>> No.17213969

>>17213722
And then eating it?

>> No.17214004

>>17213969
Yeah, why not?

>> No.17214116

The first one to post porn pics in the discord was romeo and not megane
Colour me surprised

>> No.17214205

>>17214116
Megane's a changed man. Still hooked on gacha, but one day at a time.

>> No.17214936

>>17214205
It is confusing to see
Of all the people he wouldn't be high on the list

>> No.17214967

So I just realized that my 1080ti machine is on its fifth year. But, there's no new games that I want to play other than Elden Ring, and I already have a PS5 with the top of the line LG OLED 65".
I guess I would go for a prefab with a 3080, is there any reason to wait? I could buy it with 2x of Asus VG28UQL1A 4K monitors (im currently on a single UW) and maybe spend about 4k USD.
Worth? Or will I be sitting here with too much power and no purpose? I don't actually need it, since 1080ti still plays everything I play just fine.

>> No.17215060

>>17214967
4k USD sounds steep but I don't think the situation is going to get much better for awhile.

>> No.17215159

>>17214967
Why do you want to upgrade when your current rig is just fine? Upgrade when you need it.

>> No.17215259

>>17215060
>4k
The two monitors I listed would be 800 each. I was looking at Intel prefabs around 2k with 3080s in them

>> No.17215323

>>17214936
You're thinking of coomers not the guys who want to erode the rules by posting porn. There's a difference.

>> No.17215324

>>17215159
Because I don't need the money and I basically live at my computer desk

>> No.17215801

>>17215324
Nta, just upgrade then. If you are not worried about money and use your pc a fuckton (hopefully you don't just jerk off with it) then go with it. Life is too short my dude

>> No.17216530

how big is bea's clit?

>> No.17216721

>>17216530
36cm

>> No.17217011

>>17216721
haa... haa...

>> No.17217938

https://twitter.com/_arTachi/status/1486339079251894274
Because of this pic, now I'm fantasizing about Bea having one of her eyes removed, or even worse, something like her on the receiving end of 眼孔姦 .
Like the pics below. R-18G warning.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/57859395
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/25634490

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>>17217938
aiyaaa
Don't abuse the bear

>> No.17218252

>>17217938
I can't believe I went through the pain-in-the-ass pixiv login process for these

>> No.17221448

Something tells me Bea doesn't wear a bra.

>> No.17221896

>>17192224
I'm sure one of the dads is learning 3d modelling for this reason.

>> No.17223725

bump

>> No.17223779

>>17223725
kys

>> No.17223907
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>>17223779
eat

>> No.17223993

>>17178660
why does this board shill this bear so hard when she's a 2view? does she even reach 30 live viewers?

>> No.17224041

>>17223993
>shill
no one is forcing you in the thread

>> No.17224047

>>17223993
is existing in a containment thread considered shilling now?

>> No.17224059

>>17223993
I don't get the logic, we're not supposed to shill her BECAUSE she's a 2view?

>> No.17224061

>>17223993
Will you post this shit in every thread?

>> No.17224357

I want to protect and hug Bea

>> No.17224601

sexually

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;;;;;

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Fuck me, I knew I should've sent Bea the school uniform from Subahibi to her PO box so she can wear it while streaming and get more into the Kimika cult leader roleplay.

>> No.17224858

>>17224798
Why didn't you? What's wrong with you?

>> No.17225006

>>17224858
I was a little pissed off at the way Bea was at the time, and now I realize I was being a retard, so I regret thinking that way.

>> No.17225430

>>17225006
Were you going to buy it and send it or do you have it? Show.

>> No.17225534

>>17224798
if she really wanted it she could buy it herself
sending "gift" gifts instead of something with a personal connection through PO Box seems odd when she has an amazon wishlist anyway

>> No.17226332

>>17225430
I never bought it
>>17225534
the personal connection is that we both like subahibi, is it any different from someone sending her an album or movie they like?

>> No.17226464

>>17226332
It’s clothing so it’s weirder but i guess you won’t top didldos

>> No.17226753

I wanna send Bea a dildo molded from my dick

>> No.17226908

>>17226753
should have done it when you had the chance
i’ve heard rumors of the small one being you know who’s…

>> No.17227188

>>17226753
>Eh matte kore... another dildo? Eh?
>Kore wa chotto... nandaro small ne?
>It's molded from your dick daddochama?
>yabai ne... it's smaller than kurochan...
>yah thank you for your gift daddochama *giggle*
>pathetic...

>> No.17227245

>>17227188
You write that like it doesn't just turn me on more.

>> No.17227597

>>17227245
you do you CC

>> No.17227692

>>17227188
>kurochan
I wonder if she managed to get rid of it or if it's just sitting in the corner of her room menacingly

>> No.17228172

>>17227692
It's right next to her pillow, she uses kurochan regularly

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I'd like to give this bear a hug to celebrate her 7K milestone but she'd maul me.

>> No.17230665

Coomer guy cheese auto
my favourite vtuber

>> No.17231271

I want bea's breath to tease my penis

>> No.17231334

I want bea's penis to tease my breath

>> No.17231555

I want penis breath to tease my bea

>> No.17231600

I want my breath to tease Bea's breasts

>> No.17232209

I want breath tease bee's knees

>> No.17232561

I want to help Bea move to another apartment

>> No.17232807

I want to help Bea move to my apartment

>> No.17232927

I want to help Bea's bowel movements

>> No.17233425

I want to make bea read the xeelee sequence novels

>> No.17233462

I like seeing number go up make pp go hard

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Feet anon are you there? imagine how sweaty bea's feet are from the exercise.

>> No.17236346

>>17236282
Can’t wait for the stockings feet skeb

>> No.17236717

>>17236282
What exercise?

>> No.17236792

>>17236717
She mentioned she's been exercising for a few weeks to lose her holiday kilos.

>> No.17237169

>>17236792
How many naruto run laps is she doing a day around her room?

>> No.17237462

>>17236282
Imagine the smell, like unironically. I heard japanese people have smelly feet. That turns me on

>> No.17237658

>>17237462
I've heard that they have hardly any body odor and that's why they don't use deodorant.

>> No.17237850

>>17237658
Do you use deodorant on your feet

>> No.17237961

>>17237850
of course, I wear boots, it's practically necessary

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17238859

Are you worthy of Bea's love?

http://poal.me/m2gx2u

>> No.17239093

>>17238859
I'm 64kgs but only 15% bodyfat guess I'll neck myself

>> No.17239413
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>doesn't own car
>doesn't own house
I mean I have enough money on my savings account to buy a high quality RV and kill two birds with one stone.
>fat
I'm like 30kg overweight. Covid and Uber eats are to blame.
>doesn't read books
I technically do but they're programming and engineering books, fiction and self-help shit are a meme, but Bea is probably thinking of that when she wants someone who "reads books" as a hobby.

Will she be willing to overlook these flaws and take me?

>> No.17239573

I live with my parents, I'm fat, over 20 years old, not white, too tall and i don't have a job. Bea would literally spit on my face if she had the chance

>> No.17239646

>>17239573
i wished bea would spit on my face
if she threw in a few insults while doing so that would be great too

>> No.17239704
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what’s the point ?
you will never be able to compete.

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>>17238859
So, Bea, what happened with this? I thought getting ikemen was easy for you?
Care to update the situation for us? Unless ikemen never talked to you, of couse.

>> No.17239817

>>17238859
>180cm
>60kg
>social autist
>smart
>reading fanfiction
>empty room
literally all me!

>> No.17240102
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>>17238859
>57kg
>165cm
>socially anxious
>no house
>car
>read books
>don't buy anything other than food
Any dad who doesn't mind all that?

>> No.17240330

do americans have weights in their houses or something?
I havent weighted myself since penis inspection day in middle school and have absolutely no clue what I would weigh today

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>>17240102
I'm imagining

>> No.17240472

>>17240102
>165cm
you are unironically shorter than my little sister lol
bet she could manhandle you

>> No.17240875

>dad likes a post I made
>think about him for the rest of the day
It's over

>> No.17241120

>>17240875
My poor heart can't take this anymore

>> No.17241533

Reminds me of dads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFduy8qQIOg

>> No.17241691

https://youtu.be/2W9msChBaWY

>> No.17242040

>>17241691
I'm sorry but I can't help it dads are too sexually appealing

>> No.17242768

>>17239704
I want to hate sekkusu but he seems like a pretty cool guy unironically. 7/10 would pound beers and get kicked out of the izakaya with

>> No.17242868

>>17240472
nta but I'm 165 cm too, is your sister single? Does she like bullying short guys? Sounds hot can I have her number

>> No.17242870

>>17242768
It's ok she took the week off to hang out with him.

>> No.17242955

>>17242870
I would meet up with Bea even if he was there too, does that make me a cuk?

And you know another man would be there with her, no way she's meeting sweaty gaijins alone

>> No.17243019

>>17242955
No, it doesn't make you a cuck

>> No.17243067

>>17242955
Her bodyguard N**** will keep an eye on the gaijins.

>> No.17243128

>>17242955
if the hokkaido tour were to happen, there would be at least 20 people and >>17243067 keep an eye on us

>> No.17243162

>>17243128
This I believe 100%.

>> No.17243327

>>17243128
Bea should use her yakuza real estate connections to hold a battle royale tournament at some remote warehouse for all dads who applied for the bus tour. Dads would use nothing but their fists and cocks and only the top 20 survivors would get to go.

>> No.17243445

>>17243327
CC would have the upper cock in the fight since he is armored

>> No.17243483

>>17238859
ouch
thank for reminding me I'm such a failure you bitch bear.

>> No.17243487

>>17243445
+armor
-size
-anus is now a weak spot

>> No.17243554

>>17243327
how many dads are able to fight?

>> No.17243558

>>17243487
Yeah what the fuck is he gonna do, teabag niggas to death?

>> No.17243592

>>17243327
thankfully i'm a mom

>> No.17243653

>>17243554
All of them, if you have them wear a washed pair of Bea's panties on their face and tell them they'll get a pair of her warm unwashed panties with every kill.

>> No.17243733

>>17243592
>moms can't get fisted

>> No.17243841

>>17243592
Enjoy your DP

>> No.17244501

Do you think Bea read most of the christmas letters yet?

>> No.17244583
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>>17244501
no

>> No.17244589

>>17244501
no

>> No.17244601

>>17244501
no

>> No.17244626

DPing Chihiro with your dad crush...at first she hates it but then she loves it...

>> No.17244675

>>17244626
unironically want to do this

>> No.17244733

>>17244501
I don't even think she read the first letters

>> No.17244836

>>17244501
I forgot about them so I can basically guarantee she forgot about them too

>> No.17244960

I love this adorable bear!

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>>17244733

>> No.17245126

>>17244733
>>17244966
What's her excuse, too hard to read gaijin handwriting and write a response? What's the actual reason, mendokusai?

>> No.17245227

>>17245126
Even if she can read it she said she wouldn't respond.

>> No.17245233

>>17245126
laziness

>> No.17246897

>>17243554
>>17243327
Gyro is a ninja trained in the art of karate. You will probably lose to his fists if not his cock

>> No.17247394

>>17246897
back to discord

>> No.17247577

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/95815648

>> No.17247657

>>17247577
uooooohhhh

>> No.17247681
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>>17247577
Oh this perverted bear needs correction...

>> No.17247806

>>17247577
I requested this and you saw it before me...

>> No.17247859

>>17247577
The eye color bothered me
https://files.catbox.moe/ckbsg5.png

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>>17247577

>> No.17248356

>>17247806
I don't really understand what's going on there. She's taking pictures of herself flashing in the streets but she doesn't want to be seen? What did you request?

>> No.17249386
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catmaid outfit for beatani when?

>> No.17249431

Beatani should celebrate 7k by giving her perfect dads, kisses

>> No.17249626

>>17249431
A JOI video would be great as well

>> No.17250096

Celebrate 7k by showing a video of Chihiro pole dancing.

>> No.17250199

She should celebrate by getting drunk and reviewing every dad she knows and ranking them from least to most cringe.

>> No.17250242

>>17250199
I'd dread it but I also want to see this

>> No.17250309

>>17250199
this but unironically

>> No.17250401
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when is the next comfy minecraft event?

>> No.17250438

>>17250401
There's supposed to be a PvP battle in February

>> No.17250517

>>17250438
Why PVP I don't care for Minecraft PVP besides there's that one burger that is probably hacking

>> No.17250558

>>17250517
burgers truly are the worst....

>> No.17250616

>>17250517
This was decided in October or November and postponed a few times. I hate PvP too, supposedly there was a sports thing too but idk.

>> No.17250664

>>17250558
Now that the server in in Japan they lose the ping advantage

>> No.17250692

Wasn't there going to be a sports festival and a build battle? 3rdiess have cool builds so they might have a chance

>> No.17251543

>>17250199
The ultimate bridge burn.

>> No.17251646

>>17251543
It would make a great graduation stream if she ever wanted to.

>> No.17251778

>>17251543
They wouldn't leave her even if she did that

>> No.17251876

>>17251646
You could bet your ass it'll be the most viewers she'll ever get in a stream, if word gets to all the people who stopped watching.

>> No.17252337

>>17251543
it'd be funny at least

>> No.17252743

>>17236282
I met a insane Japanese woman online dating who lets me suck her toes now. I found out my quest for feet wasn't about Bea but about the feet of JUST FUCKING KIDDING DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE SO WEAK DID YOU THINK MY HEART WOULD FAULTER JUSY BECAUSE I FOUND SOMEONE ELSE? GET REAL THIS IS JUST PRATICE FOR THE REAL DEAL THE APPLE OF MY EYE KUMAGAI CHISATOS SWEATY TINY TOES WILL BE MINE I DONT WANT TO MARRY OR DATE THIS FOUL CREATURE I JUST WANT A MONOPOLY ON HER MAGNUM OPUS THE ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY ABOUT HER SAD DISTURBING EXISTENCE THOSE FUCKING FEEEEET IVE INVESTED IN A HOT AIR BALLOON TO STEALTHILY SCOUT HER ABODE MY SEARCH NARROWS EVERY DAY YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM DESTINY CHISACHAN THOSE FANTASTIC FLIPPERS WILL FILL MY MOUTH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT I hope she's making the most of her time off and also if a batshit crazy person like me can find someone every dad can, gmi dad women get more desperate around valentines good luck.

>> No.17252892

>>17252743
I really missed you Beatani Feet Lover

>> No.17254550

I want to feel Beatani's heartbeat against my chest.

>> No.17255031

>found a dad's pixiv account through Beatani art likes
>it's all NTR
D-dad...

>> No.17255091

>>17255031
link

>> No.17255101

>>17255031
Are you surprised?

>> No.17255158

>>17252743
I thought this was bullshit but after

>if a batshit crazy person like me can find someone every dad can, gmi dad women get more desperate around valentines

I don't know what to believe, how the fuck am I supposed to get a jp gf? I was hoping interpals might work but I have no fucking idea

>> No.17255193

http://poal.me/ftd4u2

>> No.17255519

I'd rather not be put on another list AR, thanksss

>> No.17255574

>>17255519
wat

>> No.17256175

Pippa reached 21K on the day Bea reached 7K. Maybe she should go corpo.

>> No.17256417

>>17256175
For what reason? She already gets a considerable amount of money and does not have to share it with anyone other than taxes.

>> No.17256441

>>17256417
So she can be happier.

>> No.17256448

>>17256417
Numbers of course

>> No.17256757 [SPOILER] 
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Bea, this is for your eyes only. If you're not Beatani please do not open this.

>> No.17257086

>>17256757
who is this and why is she doing the white supremacist thing

>> No.17257982

I was watching the old streams for nostalgia and remembered the slay the spire dates streams did anyone watch them or more importantly understand what they were about?

>> No.17258126

>>17257982
I saw some of them but she mostly deleted her StS after her English outreach

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I want to have sex with Beatani on a train but I'm afraid i will derail it with my powerful hip thrusts.

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I want to fuck Chihiro, Ich will Chihiro ficken, Иcкaм дa чyкaм Чихиpo, Chci šukat Chihiro, 我想和千寻做爱, Jeg vil kneppe Chihiro, Chcem si to rozdať s Chihiro, Želim zajebavati Chihiro, Quiero follar con Chihiro, Ma tahan Chihiroga keppida, Haluan naida Chihiroa, Je veux baiser Chihiro, Θέλω να γαμήσω την Chihiro, Meg akarom dugni Chihiro-t, Voglio scopare Chihiro, 千尋とやりたい, Es gribu izdrāzt Chihiro, Noriu dulkinti Chihiro, Ik wil Chihiro neuken, Chcę się pieprzyć z Chihiro, Eu quero foder Chihiro, Vreau să i-o trag lui Chihiro, Я хoчy тpaхнyть Чихиpo, Jag vill knulla Chihiro

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>> No.17265443

>>17264907
>To Be Dicked

>> No.17265672

If I wanted a vod and had to choose between the most recent zatsudan and the valentine stream which one should I watch?

>> No.17266148
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I was reading the archives and watching old streams, it was a mistake I really feel sad and miss the early days a lot I want everything to be the way it was before, bea pretending to care a little bit and it just being us and her, but that won't happen again.

>> No.17266288

>>17266148
I miss her too...

>> No.17266467

>>17266148
We raised her wrong. We're failures as dads. When she was rebelling and looking to us for proper discipline, we chickened out.

>> No.17266480
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>>17266288
I can't stop thinking that everything could have been different, that many things shouldn't happen and that they were caused deliberately

>> No.17266519

>>17266148
Bea is still there, the only thing that changed is dads started acting like two faced gossiping teenager girls in the threads.

>> No.17266696

>>17266519
they really always were, if you think about it, a lot of shit was caused by some malicious dad from various meltdowns to the unfollow

>> No.17266755

>>17266148
bea would have inclined more if she kept at it too I was expecting bea to atleast hit 20k or higher subscribers

>> No.17266862

>>17266148
>>17266755
I like this bea she is more honest with what she thinks and seems more comfortable with us I don't really see a problem with the numbers if she is actually happy with them

>> No.17266916

>>17266696
It's disheartening to see that the more malicious ones in here are also the groomiest and it works well for them.

>> No.17266985

>>17266916
I’m glad they waned off a bit to other indie generals even if it’s annoying to put up with there spam in threads sometimes

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This has been my catalog for the past month

>> No.17267756

>>17267616
Why are you allergic to every general
is this advance autism

>> No.17267761

>>17267616
I can't blame you, the board was full of shit cause of the pink hair chick

>> No.17267786

>>17267616
I bookmarked >>>/vt/beatani
It's all I need

>> No.17270171

SAD

>> No.17270800
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you've been doing your reps instead of wasting your time right?

>> No.17271928

>>17270800
Drawing reps yes, jp ones? No. I am confident i can learn Japanese in a few months whenever i want to

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>>17271928
>I am confident i can learn Japanese in a few months whenever i want to

>> No.17273698

>>17273117
You just have to treat learning the thing like your life depends on it, you need to do anything in your power to learn japanese and go out of your boundaries. 4-6 months are enough to understand someone and learn how to speak a little. The rest just comes naturally. I've done it before, i can do it again.

>> No.17274585

>>17248356
https://www.pixiv.net/requests/61744

>> No.17275726

>>17273117
What a cute girl

>> No.17277761

https://youtu.be/DBf8Xr1XaOY

>> No.17277996
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SHE KEEPS GOING BACK DOWN WTF

>> No.17278102

>>17277761
Funny video and it was nice to see the translations. On the other hand I'm sad I didn't remember to send her something with the burgerland flag on it.

>> No.17278131

>>17277996
It just means we get to celebrate again daddochama.

>> No.17279117

I will never be Japanese. I refuse and you can't make me.

>> No.17279301

Hey MS-chama would it be possible for you to make it easier to search for messages on your site? Digging through the logs is annoying.
Also it seems you can't filter for a specific channel while also filtering for a user at the same time, though it's possible I'm having a retard moment.

>> No.17279631

BEATANI PLEASE READ THIS
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・

>> No.17279730

>>17279631
I want to nuzzle her necky wecky

>> No.17279808
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>>17279631
Dicks awe so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you howd onye in youw hand and it stawts twitching its wike its nyuzzwing you(/ω\) ow when they pewk up and wook at you wike" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penyis-kun is happy to see me ;;w;; (・`ω´・) (^ワ^) and the most adowabwe thing evew is when spewm-sama comes out but theywe wwwy shy so u have to wowk hawd (・`ω´・) owo (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penyis-kun and spewm-sama meet and theywe bwushing and aww wike "uwaaa~ >w< " (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penyis-kun is so adowabwe (●´Д`●)・

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>>17279117
You WILL become japanese.

>> No.17280324

Garbage tier thread

>> No.17280359
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>>17280324
:(

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>>17279631
Have a wonderful day Beachama

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>>17280324

>> No.17280424

>>17280381
>Paper drawing
I'm going to vomit

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>>17280324

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>>17280324

>> No.17280599

>>17280424
In my ass, please

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>>17280324

>> No.17280797

>>17280433
sex

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>>17280797

>> No.17280947
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>>17280797

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>>17280947
She better fry my eggs right next time!

>> No.17282017

>>17266148
look around on the board dad. other vtubers offer that to a better extent and actually care.

>> No.17282022

I MISS HER SO MUCH WHERE IS SHEEEE

>> No.17282049

I miss Bea...

>> No.17282183
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I hope Bea is enjoying her rest and I look forward to her return after she's refreshed.

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Less than 11 months until she's gone from XP hill I'm dooming

>> No.17283205

>>17283143
Shortly after that cycle was posted she told us her 2022 plan it looks more positive.

>> No.17284874

I ate a whole roast chicken last night and when I fart it smells like roast chicken. It's kind of pleasant to be honest.

>> No.17284963

>>17279301
Updating the site with more functions is mendokusai and not many people use it.
But maybe I can add that function.

>> No.17286130

Matane dads

>> No.17286199

I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU BEATANI!!!!!!! SO DON'T ABANDON ME!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!!

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>> No.17286532

>>17284963
Aren't you a fucking programmer, your API currently accepts names, channels, whatever, just add a route for messages

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Page 11 pretty long today

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>>17286226

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