/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute!

goop goop cute

>>16952599
Comfy~!

Best parents!

Gura was awesome today.
I hope she plays again crypt of the Necrodancer also

I wish EN would dump Minecraft and make an EN ark server that they all play on. Would be way more fun. And if gura goes straight to up they will just ruin the game for her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__pv1gnwd7c

>>16953095
Why not both?

Finally, the ARK arc I've been waiting for.

>>16953286
I want that poster.

Oh thank God we are back I was forced to look at the catalogue.... fucking dammit Mori

>>16953286
No Mikodanye, that's the wrong blue animal-themed girl. You're not supposed to rape this one.

>>16953156
I can usually tell the difference, but I can't deny they sound pretty similar from 1:04 onward

>>16953156
The Gura is Mumei rrat is getting some legs to stand on and I'm here for it

>>16953095
I don't think they'll want to do all the Ark grind. Although, I think you can do custom server settings to lower the grind significantly.

>>16953351
You hate to see it

>>16953312
just go to Japan bro

Can't get over how fun Gumei was today boys. I want more.

So, how likely it is Gura will use Gawr for Bully?
Also, will she try to date a child?

>>16953550
yeah me

>>16953507
I don't speak or read Japanese and don't know someone who does so no thanks.

I'm in love with Gura!

It sure is quiet here this morning I wonder if we can convince other members to just keep up yabs as often as possible so it's a lot more comfy here.

Also I never really liked Mumei but damn.... What a fantastic stream. My opinion of her really went up a lot.

>>16953095
I'd rather they just join the JP server

>>16953612
Do you just not visit any country in the world that isn't an English speaking country?

>>16953612
i learned enough japanese in 2 months to get by in japan, and after 3 months in japan i could speak at a conversational level. it's really not that difficult if you put the effort in.

I love gura so much!

>>16953538
Ye

>>16953550
>Also, will she try to date a child?
Wait, is that a thing in the game?

>>16953717
I think it's rude to expect people to know English in their home country to be honest. I would visit but I don't want to be hapless in communication.

>>16953728
not the op but where/how did you do your reps?

>>16954010
the first 2 months part was mostly just youtube videos learning the basics and stuff that would help me navigate solo in japan, i also had a couple books but i think the youtube videos were more helpful honestly. once you can understand a bit, start watching anime or any other japanese media without subtitles and your brain will start picking things up as well. the biggest asset was actually being in japan and speaking with native speakers who can actually communicate back to you what you are doing wrong.

why are you awake chumbie

>>16954180
I want to visit when I am better off money wise and when this gay pandemic shit is over. Been working on my physical and mental health in the meantime.

>>16954251
Cause my back is bugging me so I am stretching.

>>16953903
You're just going to hold yourself back on travel with that mindset, but you do you

>>16954335
Travel isnt of massive importance to me right now.
See >>16954285

I still also need to learn Spanish first which will be easy.

>>16954251
I'm not taking care of myself properly.

>>16954010
for me I did:
>intro to japanese and N5 readings on memrise
>read the entirety of tae kim's grammar guide (below link)
http://guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar
>do core JP vocab in Anki
>read manga raws and play games that have furigana or easy kanji
>watch Okayu
that's pretty much it

>>16954444
checked

>>16954180
thanks

>>16954251
I have horrible sleep habits, just like Gura! But yeah, I should go to bed. Today was fun. Hopefully tomorrow will be too.

I just wanted to say I think /ggg/ could learn a thing or two from this post
>>16954361

>>16953156
this showcases their differences at least.

>>16954251
Thinking of Gura..

>>16954584

>>16954251
i contracted covid so i don't care either way anymore.

>>16954251
because i live in SEA

>>16954673
oh fug im sorry

>>16954444
thank you chumbuds, I will begin my reps

>>16954251
I think too much in bed and it keeps me up. I basically have to be exhausted to sleep.

>>16954765
Go run around the block a few times.

>>16954782
Too much human wildlife this time of night.

>>16954821
Do pushups.

>>16954673
my condolences goes to you, SEAbud...

>>16954844
I do actually. I won't be up too much longer.

>>16954918
Based. Always make sure you sleep enough. Proper sleep is the biggest factor in gains.

>>16953856
Yes. You play as a kid and stealing the main waifus from every clique in the school is actually the main form of progression.

>>16954529
we tell her to go to the doctor and take care of herself better all the fucking time, it takes forever for her to actually do anything is all. here's an example of her doing something we've wanted her to do forever: Looking into what to do with her massive piles of money that she has been doing god knows what with.

>>16955095
She sleeps on it like a pile of gold.
Didn't you know that's why she has such a hard time getting good sleep?

>>16955197
I wish I could sleep on a hoard of gold like a dragon desu.

>>16955095
>Looking into what to do with her massive piles of money that she has been doing god knows what with.
She's already talked about looking into investing it during the last DbD stream

Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFPnsi94NDw

>>16955632
that is why I said it is an example of something she is doing

>>16954529
It's not actually comparable though.

>>16955764
ohh, my brain skipped that part of your post

>>16955831
Yesmen drowning out criticism is like the main topic of ggg the last 3 months.... Where the fuck have you been?

>>16955831
stop responding to bait, it's the same faggot that spams every thread.

>>16955632
I hope she at listens to people telling her to just plow it into a whole market index fund. I don't trust her to not get scammed otherwise.

I have only watched 10 minutes and the collab is already so good

>>16955632
Cringe, she should buy a gura themed wrapped tesla

just finished
WTF is wrong with the triceratops

>>16956012
It's simply not comparable, besides you crusading against yesmen I guess.

>>16956031
Checked the archives and it's literally only been posted here and a single time....
Is this a picture of you?

>>16956091
>I hope she at listens to people telling her to just plow it into a whole market index fund
I also am looking to invest, is index funds the best way to go about it?

>>16956110
It's actually Mumei's fault, she hit the triceratops when it was getting close and caused it to flip out

>>16953728
i'm calling bullshit unless you're some kind of language genius. i would believe you if you said years but even then, most people don't have the spare time for that.

>>16956186
You stupid nigger, he's just trying to say we should be shitting on Gura more.

>>16954529
yes, we should distinguish between antis and actual concern
but we also need to distinguish between being needy of gura vs wanting to warn gura that what she's doing is dangerous for herself or her co workers

>>16956307
Conversational level and fluent are not the same thing.

>>16955095
that reminds me... has she bought that cable she needed yet? for what, i forget, but i think it had something to do with monster hunter?

I'm retarded and only just realised that SC was talking about his son and not a pet bird

>>16956192
unless you have a ton of cash like gura, no
you'll get maybe 10 percent a year that way with an s&p 500 fund
save up at least 10k before considering index funds, and continuously contribute to it. use a retirement fund if you can to avoid tax

the old school and steady way to get rich is
1. save up to buy property to rent out to tenants
2. save up to buy another property
3. keep that snowball rolling

i have a number of properties. i have property management do all the hard work for a 10 percent cut. it's basically passive income at that point

if you're not making enough to save for your first property, then work towards getting a better job

>>16956584
I think he was joking

>>16956307
There's a lot of factors that can make ~2 months possible like knowing a language that shares a similar grammar structure, pronunciation, etc. You definitely gotta put in the work though

>>16956716
what was the joke?

>>16956811
the whole SC

>>16956889
Post the SC I'm not archive diving for this.

>>16956934

>>16956934

>>16956889
sure, but what was funny about it?

>>16956716
I hope he was joking because watching the two cry over the dead dodos was rough for me and I don't even have dead kids.

>>16956988
GURA MY SON DIED LETS GOOOOOO!!!!

>>16957062
Yeah, but a lot of people make real SCs like that, not so sure that was a joke

>>16957190
newfag

>>16957190
The joke is that anyone who makes a real sc like that is a fucking clown. So its making fun of them

What do you think Gura’s first message to Mori was about?

>>16957255
No fucking shit retard, but that SC itself doesn't seem like a "MY SON DIED LETS GOOOO" for humor purposes

>>16957322
You must be severely autistic to think a joke has to be THAT obvious to be considered a joke...

>>16953095
They should probably just play on the JP server. Beyond the first few hours, vanilla ARK is a grind fest from hell. Coco's server settings make the game super comfy. The maps are also huge enough that there's plenty of space to build without stepping on each other's toes

Gura thought she ate shit and that's extremely funny to me.

Gura wondering if they wanted to go down that route when Mumei suggested cannibalism was definitely one my favorite low key moments.

And you know it's a good stream when shit that is low key.

nacho is playing the autistic unpacking game wiht a billion sound effects

>>16956960
>>16956961

>>16957949
Why? I can understand looking that up out of curiousity but it's not like you found anything interesting.

>>16957949
Chumbeats?

>>16958003
>deadbeat

Just remembered that Gura played Valheim so it's no wonder she figured out the inventory/building/crafting system so quickly.

>>16958082
Not even a member.

>>16958111
Now that you mention it, makes sense.

Gura will never let us hear her pissy cun cun again...

Miko is going to rape Gura
https://youtu.be/Z_oIeWzrN9o

>>16959070
Gura is going to eat Miko's poop. Nobody tell her it'll be a surprise.

>>16959144
Jesus christ Gura, go to bed.

I avoided vtubers for a long time, but now I'm a T2 member on the Gura channel. Her personality is so close to me in spirit and her streams are so interesting to watch that I am afraid to fall into a parasocial relationship.

>>16959508
You're already in a parasocial relationship, it is impossible to not be with someone you watch every day.

>>16959508
Make sure to go down the gosling path instead of the schizo path.

Did all the shitposters move to global or something?
What hour is it in Jakarta?

lol i love this little inbred hillbilly sharktuber

>>16960096
It's 8pm here

>>16960230
So, it's just getting started from no on.

>>16960418
Sea is not a regular shitposter in here, yuro is.

>>16960096
The usual people are busy shitposting about Mori right now.

>>16960096
Have you not looked at the catalog at all? Hell even a lot of non shit posters left their split to talk about it.

I think we can all agree that the kimono is her best outfit by far

>>16960640
nah, toga is better

>>16960640
Best hairstyle? Yes. Best outfit is the Atlantis for me.

>>16960691

ToGura is best Gura but Kimono is pretty nice too. of course theres no such thing as a bad Gura even her crudely drawn ones

>>16960691
>>16960711
nah kimono is just cuter

>>16960634
Should i be ashamed for not knowing what goes on outside this thread?

>>16960640
Atlantean>Kimono>Sharkcat

>>16960802
Default>Atlantean>Kimono>Sharkcat

Gurass

did gura have fun with ark

>>16960785
Honestly yes because it's a pretty massive yab. Q isn't getting released any time soon it seems.

>>16960785
no, only thing you should know is that Q might attract shitposter tourists if things haven't settled by then

>>16960836
Agreed

>>16960909
Too thick

>>16960923
Very much so. This and Disney landhave been the highlights of this month.

>>16954251
Because work

>>16960946

Is this another "OLLIE GOT FINGERED SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING" bullshit again?

jp/council collabs - all kino
rigger - replaced
the ark promise - fulfilled
health status - said yesterday she's feeling good
antis - grasping for the dramas

is this the best time to be chumbuds?

>>16960640
Greek outfit is too T u T

>>16961062
>is this the best time to be chumbuds?
If by period you mean the one that started 1 year and 4 months ago yes you're right

>>16961062
In Myth you would want to be KFP or Chumbuds right now yeah.

>>16961062
Don't get ahead of yourself, it might bite you in the ass later. Last night definitely was a great moment for both Chumbuds and Hoomans.

>>16961062
>rigger - replaced
You wish, shin's base rigging will be used for all her future outfits and there's nothing you can do about it.

I MISSED THE ARK STREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16961062
Next month during Valentine's Day. I might not make it.

>>16961153
Aim better next time.

Morning chumbuds

>>16960987

>>16961201
Much better

>>16961048
Mori liked and responded to cuck art of her and Connor on Twitter and went on a retard spree and even Reddit shit on her pretty hard. She also admitted to doing illegal drugs and being drunk.

Regardless this is a Gura thread the only thing we should be talking about is how Q won't be releasing soon with Mori getting suspended.

Feet!

>>16961062

Gura is only getting more powerful. Its insane

>>16961195
Kill yourself

>>16961279
UOOOOOOHHHHH ToT

>>16959508
>Her personality is so close to me in spirit and her streams are so interesting to watch that I am afraid to fall into a parasocial relationship
Just let it happen, it's almost impossible not to if you watch her enough. But if you really want to avoid it then the valentines day ASMR coming up won't be good for you.
If you just joined her membership, then you've missed quite a lot like all her member's only karaokes which are quite gosling inducing

>>16961247

...and people care? Are they retarded? Coco used to snort cocaine off Yagoos ass and punched out a cop with her husband for fucks sake

>>16961436
Yea but that is based. Openly admitting to having sex with anitubers is crunch as hell

>>16961436
the regulars don't care, it's another raid. anything involving twitchniggers just leads to one and retards keep responding to bait.

I'm never harping on Gura for not wanting to use Twitter ever again. I understand now.

>>16961247
Deadbeats noooo

I just opened this Crypt of the NecroDancer
>10 minutes of plant milk discussion
The shark is in prime form

>>16961062
best time? after the past weeks? no sir

>>16961247
>even Reddit shit on her pretty hard
the reddit posters were all containment breakers.

>>16961592
Don't spoil it for me, i have yet to be released from my slave job.

>>16961547
Cuckbeat can you please leave my Gura thread?

>>16961247
Mori is not getting suspended

>>16961062
>is this the best time to be chumbuds?
I'd say yes due to everything you said, but on the other hand we're at the point where when a schedule ends we have no clue when we'll see Gura again

>mori talk
>again

>>16961637
Ah yes our community 1/100th the size of theirs raided and outvoted them before anyone here even knew about it. Amazing job /vt/ >>16961660

>>16961279
>Got an erection
>I became a footfag because of Gura
Fuck you retarded shark

>>16961681
>He doesn't know she already has been
>He doesn't know Mori is on her roomates account shilling herself and asking for jobs.

>>16961792
She knows what she is doing.

>>16961792
anyone can become a footfag anon

>>16961817
That's just her being retarded anon. Cover isn't going to suspend her over commenting on a fucking cuck meme or for saying she's drinking "lean".

>>16961758
anon.. she had like 17 downvotes and half a dozen comments..

>>16961879
Just like they won't suspend Coco and Haachama for saying Taiwan

hewwo

I know bonebros this and bonebros that but go back to Global with your Mori talk please, I don't care

>>16962019
I'm going to mating press you dino Gura.

>>16961970
Are you seriously comparing it to the Taiwan yab? These two instances are greatly different in magnitude.
The Taiwan shit pissed off the entirety of the Chinese fanbase. This Mori shit pissed off the people /here/ which make up maybe .01% of her fanbase.

>>16960096
you fucking jinxed it

>>16962019
Dino Gura sex.

>>16962019
DINO BELLY
DINO BELLY

Ame was saying in her member's stream yesterday that she has a full body mocap suit that she used for her buffson RFA.
Do you think Gura also is using a mocap suit, like for the new years stream? I just assumed it was the 3 vive trackers, but Gura has been talking a lot about mocap lately

>>16962621
i wonder if it has anything to do with the upcoming holofes

>>16962621
I believe so, no other thing explains it.
Look at her move those hips...

>>16962726
A pre-recorded 3D performance?
Even if it's not about performing a song, maybe it is something like a skit? Whi knows.

>>16962621
Anon Gura couldn't figure out how to reset her wifi......

>>16962898
Why would mess with the wifi settings in the first place? Also when the fuck does a router even updates its firmware without the user knowing?

>>16962961
ESL and 12 years old..... We got a new one chumbies

>>16962961
Mine does, usually somewhere between 4-5AM if there's an update

>>16963008
I am the chumbaby remember?

>>16962961
Sometimes routers just need to be restarted chumbaby. You will learn when you have your own house.

>>16963116
Everyone in this thread is a fucking baby

>>16962898
Well she could have easily had Ame direct her on what to buy and how to set it up. She's clearly done a lot of research on mocap stuff too, judging by how she talks about it

I love gura..

>>16961417
I don't mind at all. I just love watching her play, sing and interact with the chumbuds. I am one of many shrimps and this is enough for me. I just enjoy her streams and want to support her.

>>16963471
Anon..... Gura eats vegan sausages and broccoli with ketchup

>>16963346
I'm the biggest chumbaby and I need Gura's milk

>>16963918
I don't know if I want to be a chumbaby after I saw what happened last stream to them....

>>16963649
I wont to consume guras drool

Is gura dead?

>>16965107
Nah she's doing great after her necrodancer and ark stream. You might want to check in on the deadbeats though.

>>16965107
Yes

>>16965107
She eats too much poop

hey anons im curious who's the artist of these things that get posted on global and does anyone have a collection of their comics?

>>16965459
Oh nyooooo

>>16965583
its comicanon not sure if anyone has collated them but he posts them every now and then in global

>>16965716
yeah i got a bunch of his works but im not sure if i missed some considering im not on global every fucking hour of every fucking day of the week mostly when gura streams

>>16965583
AAAAHHH

>>16964006
Good point.

>>16965427
>Deadbeats
I hope gura never has an incident like that, I genuinely feel bad for deadbeats

>>16965459

>>16966045
Well, it's not their fault, at least the ones on /vt/.

>>16965583

>>16966045
I wouldn't worry about Gura, she's had the most e-celebs and normalfag attention yet she maneuvers through it all without much trouble.
If Mori had Gura's social media attention she would've yabbed as hard as right now probably within the first couple months.

>>16966045
I honestly do not at all. They encouraged this behavior and now they deal with the outcome.

>>16966168
Wait wtf he actually made a comic about me?

Cute animation of myth 5 & IRyS.
https://youtu.be/eGVZIM9qBFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWXpyhzHXAI

why is this clip trending? what's wrong with nips?

>>16967135
>Why do people click click bait
Hmm I wonder why

>>16967135
サメちゃん可愛い

>>16967216
It's just so disproportionate compare to other clips almost 700k clip in 4 days is nuts. The title is not even that interesting.

I big btfo for all the faggots doomposting about ARK. That was a fun stream. ARK was a lot more fun to watch then that necrodancer game.

>>16967135
Use google translate ya dumbass.

>>16967381
The found it adorable just like we did.

>>16967327
Necrodancer is still a great stream tho

>>16967496
They are even discussing their ENG reps.

Good morning sirs

>>16968455
very good morning to you sir

>>16968455
Good morning pajeetbud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGVZIM9qBFY

>>16966859
I was waiting for this.

Next schedule sounds pretty good to me so far. GTAV, member stream, Kronii collab. Maybe we’ll see NecroDancer again too

>>16969111
Mother simulator too. It should be reschedule even if I hope she forgets about this one.
Maybe some minecraft too, she still hasn't check the new update on stream

Just got back from work, had to miss half the ark stream. How was it? I see that I missed a heart in chat.

Female child.

>>16969466
One of the most fun collabs in a long time, that ending was kino

Can't wait to follow my mom around!

>>16970082
...

>>16969596
I've been 1.5 hours late, but what I saw was a god tier comedy.

>>16969546
Hey that's me on top of the head of a female child.

>>16969596
I really hope those 2 collab more often.

>>16970082
You'd better survive. You don't want Mommy to be stomped to death or die of starvation, do you?

>>16953095
Why wouldn't you just want them to join the JP server with everyone else? To this day, I still think the EN minecraft server was a mistake.

A JP bro finally clipped Gura singing Kamado Tanjiro no Uta. Too bad this channel doesnt get views unless its VR Gura. She sounds so good here. The May and June karaokes from last year were special. She was actually trying to sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSWZtWDumZ8&feature=youtu.be

>>16962621
i am now imagining gura shaking her tail around while wearing one of these

>>16970478
Is it tight enough to see her cunny?

>>16953397
>>16953487
I want another Gura/Marine stream. Not even Umisea, just them. They made the last one work just fine, the Shion one worked too, it CAN be done.

>>16970594
probably

>>16970748
Its the only logical step for a stream more Kino than Gura/Mumei

>>16970464
This guy used to be the JP clip but TokiEn fucking murdered his view, what the hell.
Though to be fair, I've always looked at this clipper in particular with skepticism since he clips a lot of "Gura cute noises" or "Gura speaks japanese", like he has no idea what she's actually saying half the time, and any deeper moment of insight can't be clipped.

>>16970748
yeah no. marine is a fucking whore and the last thing we need right now is for her sluttiness and blatant disrespect to rub off on gura in any capacity. sorry but i don't want my oshi to become just another virtual whore

rate my marineschizo impression

>>16953286
>have you seen this lost child

>>16962028
You should care because this whole situation might unironically affect Gura’s mood during the Bully stream, remember the whole Mori shit happened while she was having fun in Ark, and now someone she looks up to is going through mental shit.

>>16961592
Yea

A reminder that Gura is cute

>>16971555
i hope she doesn't start hating us...

>>16971124
pretty accurate/10 but you should have posted with one of his usual images or something similar

>>16971801
She'll be fine. She won't let it get to her head.

>>16971801
>us
I didn't do shit, I wasn't even home.

Life is good. I can't believe we still have another stream this weekend.

>>16971801
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is all Mori's fault.

>>16971972
Feels good bro. Building gunpla and watching goober today.

>>16971972
If Bully works...
I hope she tries it beforehand

Hopefully the Bully port doesn’t cause too many problems, because I can see her enjoying the game a lot

>>16971972
Why did you have to jinx it, anon?

>>16971801
>>16972027
If anything she would hate us from the absolute chimpout yesterday. Everything will be fine I think.

>>16971555
Nah, hopefully she'll set her straight and just tell her to shut up and do nothing for a while.

>>16971972
If I kill you maybe I can undo the jinx you just put on us

Life is bad. I can't believe we won't have another stream this weekend.

>>16972027
i don't know, im just thinking that moris definitely gonna tell her why she's on break in dms. that could spark some contempt for vtuber fans....

I want gura to grow up

>>16972140

>>16972140
Same desu

>>16972140
Shit taste

>>16972140

>>16972211
>The clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

>>16972211
kys

>>16972134
You must be really new because this isn't the first time they've dealt with chimpouts. This just happens to be the biggest because Mori doesn't know when to stop.

>>16971801
I get the impression /vt/ is a little easier to love because it's way easier to ignore.

>>16972479
The lone wolf advanced schizos are scary desu

>>16972134
gura is familiar with mori being a dumb bitch

>go to ggg fir cute/horny Gura discussion
>get yet more Mori drama instead
Can you faggots fuck off please? This is Gura thread.

gura bonks cute girl and bring her back to camp

>>16971801
Women naturally resent men they don't respect or find attractive. And when those men then try to assume the role of an alpha male and control them they freak the fuck out. Mori is an easy example, but one with Gura is her response to people concerned about her health. If it came from one of her female friends or a male she wanted to fuck, she'd love the attention. Coming from manchildren that watch vtubers, it makes her skin crawl. Is what it is though, people that want to see more past the character pretending to like them are almost never going to like what they find on the other side.

>>16972870
Go back

>>16972766
/mori/i
/calliope/i
/calli/i

>>16972815
>She's just like me

>>16972518
At least they're easy to spot.

>>16972986
>Images seconds before disaster

i warned the chumbuds last night but it seems the trumpets are blaring strong

chumbuds your oshi looks like this?https://twitter.com/citelkyuu/status/1485256506891472896

>>16972140
How big??

>>16973081
No, she looks like this

>>16973081
oh god she's british

>>16973059
Drown it with relevant content then.

>>16973103
>bri'ish

Explains her shit nutrition

>>16973059

I love the kimono a lot

>>16973505
It's great

>>16973505
Same desu
The short hair makes her look even younger

>>16972027
>continuously kick a dog
>dog gets pissed off and lashes out at the people who keep kicking it
>"wtf why did the dog do this?"
I'm not saying Mori is totally innocent, but don't try and pretend it's ALL her fault, or that /vt/ didn't play a part in this, because the whole "we smol powaless babby we no do nuffin uwu" act this board likes to pull is getting really old.

>>16973600
Shut the fuck up already.

>>16973600
Deadbeat shut the fuck up, this is the gawr gura thread

>>16973600
Fucking retard, people like Gura, because of her immense popularity, and Kiara, because she's annoying as fuck, have both had much more "kicking" from antis and cloutchasers, they just haven't bitten back, because being a professional entertainer means rising above that shit, not giving them the attention they crave.

>>16973600
take your meds please
/vt/ literally does not matter and does not have power over anything literally
its when people containment break into the spaces that actually matter that yab gets real (see another example, our own resident Furor Bubonicus)
the shitposters would have screamed themselves into timeloops about the mori thing, but mori was the one who "wanted to have some fun"
anyway, dont talk about mori here, its for this big-bellied dinosaur

>>16973600
Wrong thread friend

I can't believe Mumei ate shit.

does anyone have the pic of gura with the pregnancy test? my mom keeps asking when i'm going to give her a grandchild so I wanted to show her my wife is pregnant to get her off my back

>>16973864
But anon that's my baby.

/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General
This is a thread for the discussion of Hololive EN Holomyth VTuber Gawr Gura

>You have five bait thread, /hlgg/ and mori split at the catalog
>Still need to bring the shit in here
I feel sorry for Mori but please /ggg/ had suffer from shiposting for a week, can I have a comfy thread for once?

>>16973975
what is she smiling at

>>16974005
me

>>16974005
Me

>>16973984
>I feel sorry for Mori
i dont, i feel sorry for gura who had her first good day in a while yesterday and is now probably stressing about this shit/the Q release..

>>16974005
At me

>>16974043
She's back on form she will be fine.

>>16974043
Another perspective is she sees this as an opportunity to use the Q release to her advantage, getting it on her channel and hosting any collabs on her channel too

>>16974073
you fucking jinxed it...

>>16974132
This, wouldn't surprise me if cover gets Gura to be front and centre for the Q release just to minimize the drama

https://youtu.be/ZKN4N7ED3X8?t=2h40m44s
This little aside was nice

>>16974043
Same, imagine Gura getting a good high from the fun Ark stream then goes to
message her bro Mori letting her know she feels amazing and ready to release Q this week and do an after release party…..

>>16974132
>hosting any collabs on her channel too
worst case scenario

>>16974144
No I didn't. Stop doubting the shark.

>>16974181
my dick

>>16974181
DO ANOTHER ASMR GURA I FUCKING BEG YOU

>>16974310
We're less than month away

https://streamable.com/i2skws

I can't believe I have to take my girlfriend out on Valentine's Day when I could be listening to Gura's ASMR...

>>16974336
im not ready...

not on valentines...

>>16974406
>>16974371
That day will never have meaning to me. Can't wait for it to die.

>>16974454
You will die before it does, alone too

>>16974371
i feel like gura would unironically be a bit bothered by this post

>>16974336
>>16974406
dyrb

>>16971124
You forgot to mention ichimi and something to do with homosexuality.

>>16974486
Well put it this way, for last years valentines day my gf got me one of those keychains with an audio QR code on it that said "I love you" but instead of my girlfriend recording her voice, she found a clip of Gura saying it and used that instead, so even she knows she can't compete

>>16973853
Unironically.

Did she actually confirm another ASMR or is it just schizo cope? I had to miss most of her streams during the last two months so I'm kinda confused.

>>16974371
Get in the hearse

>>16974594
i envy you

>>16974606
She promised it

>>16974371
how about you both just explode instead?

>>16974640
Timestamp?

>>16974485
No I won't.

>>16974761
Members stream, do your reps.

>>16974783
wasn't a member's stream but he still does need to do his reps

>>16974371
Do you imagine your gf as Gura in bed? Is it even possible to cuck a girl with a vtuber?

i really liked goop goop's streams last night she was in much higher spirits and had alot of energy and sounded like she wanted to live

BOO
huhaha

>>16974783
>>16974814
I'm like 2-3 full days worth of content behind, I'm going as fast as I can...

>>16974906

>>16974906
Scared me

>>16974957
fair enough, it was during last dbd stream (must-watch btw)

Are yah winnin chumbies?

>>16975016
Thanks

>>16975104
yes
we are winning

>>16975104
Fuck yeah, great streams yesterday. I've been giggling at work all day thinking back to the last 30 minutes of Ark

>>16974814
Watch the last DBD strean ya bingus, how the hell did you miss something as important as that?

>>16975225
>>16975251
Good. Now go eat good food and lift some weights.

I woke up thinking about Gura, I'm gonna rewatch ark

>>16975251
God damn that was so funny.

>>16975357
I eat what I want!

>>16975446
EEWWWW

>>16975446
Stop eating Dino dung.

>>16975579
This is the year of toes.

>>16975592
No

I'm hungry but I don't feel like cooking. I wish Gura lived in my home so she could cook me food every day.

>>16975738
enjoy your vegan sausage and single boiled egg served with a floor cookie

>>16975738
She can't even cook for herself...

>>16975738
>vegan sausages
>non dairy milk
It's like you have a death wish.

>>16975738
Gura is a much better baker than a cook.

>>16974812
>Do you imagine your gf as Gura in bed?
No sadly they don't even look alike, gf is tan with dark black hair..

>>16975738
>I wish Gura lived in my home so she could cook me food every day
You'd be better off with Haachama, at least you'd get some protein..

>>16975827
>>non dairy milk
For me, it's vanilla almond milk (unsweetened).

>>16975738
Gura would kill my gains with her "food"

>>16976218
For me it's shark juice (Gura)

>>16974168
Cover has nothing to do with Q, it's all Mori and Gura's own project.