/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>16913655
Each Hololive girl is assigned to a Holostar as a comfort woman.

>>16913655
You unicums are brainless.

Women can smell simps from a mile away, they'll only let a man get close if they want him to

All the time, money, and goodwill they've flushed down the shitter trying (and failing) to save the stars. You can't tell me those aren't the higher ups kids.

>>16913655
that's already happened with nijisanji. Hell, even a hololive manager tried to pull this shit off. Hololive and holostars are basically always separate and have events separately. The schedules are also now kept secret amongst only those that need to know. The only problem I see happening is that when holostar en actually happens, the smart one will cozy up to Mori first. Once mori takes them under her wing, they are basically going to protected by Mori because they are "friends". Exhibit A: Connor. After that, it will only take rape for Mori to finally say enough is enough, and even then she might still protect them.

>>16915589
mori would never do that, she's a good girl

>>16913655
No
He is clearly a RainyCorn you fucking dumbass.

>>16913655
it's over, gender equality will happen in hololive and nothing you unicorns can do to stop it

My oshi won't collab with them because she knows it would make me jealous and she doesn't want me to feel bad, end of discussion

>>16915854
Omega's orders, she cannot say no.

>>16913655
That's a legitimatea. It's got nothing to do with being a unicorn.

>>16916032
legitimate concern*

>>16913655
Because that worked for Shindo Raito isnt it

>>16915667
Mori drinks too much DUMB BITCH JUICE. Remember, being good doesn't do anyone any good if malicious actors are just going to take advantage of you.

>>16913655
the homostars have spoken about this, they are aware of this as a possibility and strongly discourage it. They want to protect the girls as much as the fans do.

>>16916639
JPStars have no power here. In Omega we trust.

>>16915931
If anybody tries to make my oshi do that and risk making her cry I will find him and make his bussy prolapse so hard that he has more intestine outside of his body than inside of it
I AM schizo enough for it and when I was shot before the bullet didn't slow me down so please co-operate or nothing will be able to stop me

>>16913655
pic related is a confirmed auditioner

>>16916843
>Onegatranny? It has no power here

>>16916236
if he wasn't dumb enough to say it on his roommate account, maybe he could've clapped some bitches

>>16917089
Go back to your JP branch. You have no power here. Make sure the next JP wave is worth the effort.

>>16917319
All penis havers report directly to him

>>16913655
>>>/mlp/

>>16916857
good luck, Omega is safely in Japan probably

>>16917362
Poor Aruran then. He doesn't have it.

>>16916345
This. It's sad to think that Connor wouldn't have given Mori an iota of attention if she wasn't Mori Calliope, Reaper Rapper of Hololive fame with (at the time) 1.3 million followers! Could a real friendship develope from what was originally a business venture in the eyes of Connor? Maybe, but a house built on rocky foundation has a much bigger chance to crumble.

>>16916980
Wow, everytime I think Omega can't get any worse, he manages to find a new low. And this is who HoloEN has to deal with? No wonder they seem to be in a downward spiral.

>>16916980
it's over holobronies, western males don't have boundaries like the effeminate homos, they're going to fuck your oshi

>>16916980
lol no way spooki is getting into holostars

HoloEN was a mistake
Should've gatekept harder while we had the chance

>>16913655
>literally holobronies
LOL

>>16916857
Good luck swimming there and avoiding sea life, boats and the coast guard.

>>16915667
>a girl living alone in Japan
>mostly male friends
that bitch's been riding the cock carousel for years now.

>>16917379
>>16917828
Kek

>>16916980
>Shoots his shot.
>Gets turned down.
>Pushes forward anyways.
>Starts negging.
>Gets shit on.
>Woman gets found out for exploiting simps.
Such is the life of your typical female Western streamer and sociopathic Western male.

>>16917828
Is it surprise any more?

>>16917953
YWNBJ

>>16918073
I said typical for a reason. There are exceptions to the rule.

>>16913655
>>16915690

NO sirs! That is an ALICORN! GET IT RIGHT. xD ^_^ O_o

>>16913655
why are nousagis/watamates like this?

>>16918275
> alicorn
what's that now? we have unicorns, bicorns and zerocorns

>>16918425
MLP reps

>>16918744
Sorry i'm not a homosexual

>>16913655
>my little pony pfp
sasuga holobronies.........

>>16918884
the absolute state of straightfags

>>16918744
Yeah, I don't know why OP would post an Alicorn and title the thread 'Unicorns...'

>>16917901
Yep. You have to be a literal retard to believe this bitch doesnt get her holes filled with semen on a regular basis

>>16913655
Well, the opposite has already happened(BaeRoberu) so cover doesn't care about it.

>>16913655
No one remembers the nijimali that admitted to join to fuck nijigirls? kek

>>16913655
I don't know how anyone can disagree with this, it's happened a couple of times already. This is why the homos existence is a mistake.

>>16919960
don't worry, if that happens again cover will throw the chuuba under the bus like they did with mel

>>16913655
kek

>>16913655
based, cucks are mad

>>16913655
BARNEYFAG DON'T LOOK

>>16918425
it's when you would kill one million males for the salvation of your oshi

>>16916857
>I AM schizo enough for it and when I was shot before the bullet didn't slow me down so please co-operate or nothing will be able to stop me
SPECK !

>>16913655
>someone joining cover for the sole purpose of trying to get close to and fuck their favorite streamer!?!?!?!
Don't preposterous who in the whole world would want to do such a thing????????
And I mean even they would it's not like they'd actually ever get in and collab with said favorite streamer or anything...
not gonna lie I'm rooting for baelz for having the massive balls of being so upfront about it to cover and somehow cover not understanding what so ever

>>16927210
ogey

>>16927210
it's ok when cute girls do silly

>>16929875
what? did you mean boomgey?

>>16926766
I wish I was a superhuman freak like Speck. I would literally swim to Japan in a few days nonstop, find Cover corp HQ, break into it, kill Omega and threaten Yagoo. I might even rape A-chan too if she's there.

>>16930248
based

You do realize that there is no relationship ban, but you cannot be in one with someone who is also an employee at Cover? That would include any holostarEN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loO708q0ncg

>>16929901
I mean hey if some new holostar came in with the sole purpose of saving matsuri or something and was cool about it I wouldn't mind

>>16930431
it's not like cover is keeping an eye on them all the time, they can date and not tell anyone

>>16918425
this is all I understood

>>16930431
That actually only applies to management.

>>16915667
Mori is a huge whore and you're clinically braindead if you can't see it

>>16930431
Forbidden love, it's all the more sweet
>ywn get holostars EN and have rough sex with Shion backstage at a 3D live event
>ywn do your best to not look at her as she gets chewed out by management for being late, knowing she was choking on your cock when her name was called
>ywn strategically leave JP early to avoid management
>ywn get dms from Shion roommate instagram of her masturbating and saying how much she wants to fuck again in broken english

>>16931240
There will be one male in the new branch and his sole purpose will be to force ayame to actually stream. If he succeeds he graduates on the spot

>>16913655
>literally just a screen cap of a guy wondering about the hiring process
>/vt/ turns it into a unicorn bait thread

>>16930431
Oga at least fucked FBK and Miko

>>16913655
Schizo

>>16917627
They've both been in Japan for over 2 years now, shocking that TT never became friends with underground and obscure D***n D*** before Hololive.