/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

森りん頑張って!!

>>16682040

Still my Mori.

I am married to Mori.

>>16682122
Dont

I love my dumb reaper wife!

My friends, it has often been said that I like Mori.

My friends, I like Mori ...

No, friends, I love Calliope Mori!

I love it when shes hard on herself.

I love when she reacts to critics.

I love when she improves.

I love her streams, her music, her art and her personality. I love it when shes happy, when she is sad, when shes teasing and when shes mad.

Mori across Shadowverse, in Pokemon, in Crash, in Blasphemous, in the ruined earth of Doom , through collabs, on the meme review, in the tabletop streams, I love every act of Mori that can occur upon Hololive.
Even acts that happen without

I love watching her blasting the enemy to smithereens with rage induced tard focus that thunders across the game.

My heart leaps with joy whenever Mori's voice rises as she gets excited watching a new gruesome death. And there is nothing like watching Mori pelt and abuse Pokemon while trying to force them into a pose that would be the perfect artistic shot. And the feeling that comes when Mori gushes over an adorable gaki is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of deadbeats brandish their posts rushing into the thread to fight each other. It moves me deep within my heart to watch Mori struggle over and over with climbing the mountain of obstacles in Getting over it.
I'm so glad you switched out to Jump King. Its honestly so much better and almost always incredibly enjoyable to watch you stream it.


The sight of seanigs being strung up by mods is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by Mori as she desperately tries new sounds and ideas in her ASMR streams, even the scuffed ones are so amusing as to be worth my time.

When Mori takes my hand and forces me to watch the most unbearable of cringe scenes in an already overly cringy movie, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when Mori collabs with Kiara. It's so sad to see a teehee ship that was supposed to be filled with love continually hit Mori's obnoxious straight sexuality causing all teehee tension to be deflated.

I love to be squashed under the heel of the Mori as she awkwardly asks me if I like this and if its what I really want in such a confused tone. The humiliation as Mori calls me human garbage and then in 30 seconds starts to apologize and state how she didn't mean it in her soft whispering asmr voice.
I'm not actually a sub but god she was so cute

I adore listening to Moi gush over her new precious baby shiny Giratina like an adoring and doting mother.
Acting like that will never not make me want to mother her

I love Mori in the bath, in the Pool, at the Spa, in the classroom. Everywhere Mori is brings me untold joy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Mori, Mori so grand as to make the Underworld itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow deadbeats what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Mori as I do? Do you wish for an unforgiving and possibly yandere and Mori? Mori whose motivation is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Mori to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even deadbeats left with knees to stand on this Earth!?

I want to think this is over. Nobody cares about critikal now.

Gentlemen, I have a bold statement in these dark times:
Pink woman good.

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I am tired of drama I just want to see the reaper interact with her cute kohai...... I don't give a shit about anything else...

Just want my boy to put down the dumb bitch juice for a while

>>16682891
What kind of drink

Mori will: get 10 hours of sleep, go the gym then electric shoulder therapy, and then enjoy watching YT sushi videos tomorrow

God, I WISH seething sisters even made the list of things getting me down.
I'm too busy worrying about:
>Mori's shoulders
>How the mixer is going to fuck up Q
>The album
>The fucking MV
>continual decline of permissions
>1.31
>The continual Hobson's choice between the babybrained casuals on every other site, and the whiny bitches on this one
>The moving goalpost of 3D
>Whatever the fuck stupid shit management is going to foist on her next

[Fauna News] Mori made her addicted to speedrunning again

>>16683614
You can't kill the streets

>>16682040
cute

>>16683614
No regrets on that front. I hope Mori just mutes Foddy after a while and tries to give Fauna a run for her money

>SEA hours
>Nobody fucking posting
Guess that about confirms it then.
Either that or the jannie deleting all the Mori threads went to bed so they have somewhere else to play now

>>16684149
Confirm what exactly
t. literal retard

>>16684149
Jannies actually cleaned the board well, good for them

>>16684149
theres a few anti threads up right now. Also >jannies

>>16683165
T-The catch?

Connor

Mori cute
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1483645061527080960?s=21

>>16684453
Mori, when was the last time anyone has over used "on fleek"?

>>16684511
She can only use slang that is years out of date pls understand. This is one of the many reasons I love her.

>>16684511
It's been 11 years and I still don't know what ratchet means

>>16684511
She kills people and bring very dead slang back to life, pls understand.
Also, niiiice...

>>16684511

[Fauna News] She made sub 20 on Getting Over It

Mori is my wife!

>>16684772
Nature is a gamer. She's legit good at most games honestly, I like watching her as a foil to Mori

>>16684870
I made this post.

>>16684772
if I wanted Fauna news I'd go to Fauna thread
or better yet, Fauna stream
and if I wanted to hear about that along with a bunch of inane bullshit, I'd go to global, except everyone seems to have collectively decided that's another word for 森カリオペ

>>16685430
Shut the fuck up, thread police nigger. I don't watch some of the other girls nor do I go to their splits or to the cesspool of General, and I like hearing little titbits here and there. Fucking faggot, take your energy out on negative posts instead of simple happy ones

>>16685430

>>16685430
Horrible opinion. I like hearing about Mori's cute kouhai.

[Rrat news]
She's being a cute whiny brrat

>>16685480
but when I do that the thread police police replies with this

>>16686014
That's honestly rare, Bae is honestly pretty mature usually (unless she's drunk with Mori)

>>16686275
She's playing it up, it's just her goofing around with her chat telling her to finish a Minecraft project.

[Shark news] She's hyping her bonebro

>>16685430
Speedrunning talk + Mori's next stream being a collab with her + no Mori stream today has me thinking it's absolutely fine to talk about her, nice change of pace plus we can talk about things like the ASMR they're writing together

>>16686485
Don't listen to that fucking retard. [Holo News] is always welcome here when it's cute and cheerful and there's no Mori stream.

>>16686328
Fucking with backseaters, good shit rat sis

>>16686485
Did she talk about Mori at all? I feel like I saw a post saying that she mentioned Mori but I can't find it.

>>16686485
That's the point of the extended universe in the thread title anon. I don't have time to watch everyone so I enjoy hearing what the others are up to. Speaking of Gura says Q music video is hype.

>>16686485
>>16686565
>>16686688
stop being right god damn it

I'm the last ghostling

>>16686830
Yes. But I still love Mori, just platonically.

>>16686830
I wish you were but I can't help myself.

>>16686688
>Gura says Q music video is hype
I hope so, Mori made it sound like it was very expensive

Gura was talking about something really exciting (not Q) coming in the next few days (also not reflect MV)
im guessing EN weiss schwarz cards

>>16686951
WHEN Q
WHEN Q
FUCKING
WHEN
Q

Why do women never go bald?

>>16686942
I'm almost positive the mv will be good, the thing I'm more worried about is if the song will be good.

>>16686951
Holy shit that's pretty hype if it's true
Too bad I'm out of money

>>16684453

>>16686830
Not even close

>>16687041
It will be, but (You)'ll dislike the mix.
But that'll get drowned out by dozens of anons shrieking about how bad it is 3 seconds after the premiere starts

>>16687124
Don't go Crispy-chan...

>>16687124
Mori nooooo

>>16687124
Mori YESSS

>>16687169
If it's Natsume, I have faith in them mixing Gura and Mori's voice well. King was done perfectly

>>16687124
>TACHUKETEEE~

>>16687169
I'm assuming it's natsume and in general I like their mixes for Mori's voice. I liked their mix for Gura's voice in King too. I don't know what the fuck happened with 12 Days of Christmas.

>>16686830
Not in this lifetime

>>16687255
>I don't know what the fuck happened with 12 Days of Christmas.
Japanese mixer given 11 English voices of vastly varying signing pedigree

>>16686830
I'd writefag all of you into a stupor if I was sober.

>>16687381
ogey Mori

>>16687381
Based deadbeat getting drunk on a Tuesday/Wednesday

>>16687363
You know what? To be fair to Natsume I will say they somehow did better than Farhan with Journey Like a Thousand Years, at least I can hear everyone's voice without the music overpowering it.

>>16687504
It's also a simpler song. Farhan's problem is the typical EDM trackmaker problem, they want their track to be loud AF even with vocals

>>16687611
It's a shame they recorded all those backing vocals and you can hardly hear them.

Mumei and Reine both need more art of the two of them with Mori for how well they work together

>>16687881
It's a shame that Kronii has more fanart with Mori, when they barely interact and still have not broken the ice.

>>16687966
I forever lament that fanartists automatically latch onto whatever titty monster exists without any contemplation.

>>16687966
can't wait for the disney collab

>>16687881
When was the last Mori and Reine thing? Feels like it was forever ago but maybe I just missed it

>>16687966
The fact that Mori has like 4 nicknames for her already makes me think they talk a decent amount off-stream. I know they were part of the MK practice group before the tourney

>>16688298
The MK practice where Mori was calling everyone bitches.

>>16688298
Golf was their last one on one collab, but they had some nice banter going throughout the Mario Kart collab with Marine

>>16688455
Ah yes, the collab where Reine confirmed she was going to fuck our Boy

>>16688500
>>16688440
w-what practice stream ?

>>16688576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpzbfccp_ZM
Ya dingus.

>>16687611
most edm producers can get good masters that are also super loud. it's just the way that farhan does it is straight up wrong.

[Rat News]
CUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>16688602
oh thats right. The one with Marine. I thought for some reason you guys were talking about a different collab

>>16688576
>>16688602
It's a fun, short watch. Recommended especially since no stream today

>Ironmouse's stream is just watching youtube videos
huh.

>>16688804
pretty common thing to do on twitch

>>16688804
>>16688831
It's the Twitch style zatsudan. Kind of a crutch but also allows fan interaction to a degree. I usually just watch Mouse's karaoke streams

>thread is normalizing.
>major drops on the 29th and the 31st

Is it an omen; a calm before the storm?

>>16689420
Nothing is happening on 31st, she said Q would be released on January 2X don't be stupid

she should stop smoking. It's bad for voice and health

>>16689594
She should smoke my cock instead

ATTENTION, CRITICAL DRAMA NEWS, VERY IMPORTANT:
mori cute mori cute mori cute mori cute mori cute mori cute mori cute mori cute mori cute

Pogostuck don't get it even for a buck
Hardest game won't ever let you win with luck
Mori you savant but pick this up and you would surely suck
I don't want you to suffer instead just give me a quick fuck

>>16688831
vods not being a thing anyone cares about on twitch and the way discoverability works, staying online for really long periods of time is massively incentivized so for people who aren't game streamers shit like this is an easy way do what is effectively a zatsu for a long time without running out of shit to say or talk about. its incredibly low effort content but its a side effect of the platform

[Rat News]
None really, I just want to express that I think she's really neat, but I don't want to be a tourist on the rat split. I'm glad Mori got to be friends with this little weirdo. She's great.

remember to love your Mori

>>16691200
I'm gonna need some context for this image

>>16691906
New meme swimsuit. Like the Virgin Killer Sweater

>>16692035
Ah, I miss when the VK was the meme image. Reverse bunny suits were nice, too.

I love Mori. Glad things have seemingly settled down a bit and I hope she's resting well.

Mori and Milky covering The Other Side from The Greatest Showman when? Or is that too on the nose?

wow thread's really slow did all the sea nigs die?
anyway, Mori love. I love my stupid reaper wife.

>>16692944
Gura came back, pray for our chumbie brethren

>>16693017
So were all the antis chumbos, or did they antis just move to pester the chumbos? Either way, best wishes to the vast majority of excellent chumbuds and to the Bonebro herself.

>>16693103
No they weren't chumbies, its just that Gura has always been the easiest target for schizos so now that she's back its business as usual
expect them to come back here once they get bored though

>>16693103
I don't know but watching Goowa streams is calming for me since she's my second favorite after Mori. Both her and Mori taking breaks at the same time sucked.

>>16693234
I getcha, Gura's such a fun streamer that I can't blame you. What a naturally charismatic little brat.

>>16693017
Most of the reason why the timeloops persisted was that Gura and Ame were really scarce.

>>16693278
Yeah, also there’s always like an 80% chance she says something nice or cute about Mori that makes me wonder why I was even annoyed in the first place. Shark is powerful.

>>16693103
>>16693170
>>16693017
huh I've never put two and two together next time I just see if Gura is on break to see if there's a repeating pattern

>>16693384
Gura loves Mori so much that it makes me feel practically insufficient as a ghostling. I love that shark.

What did she mean by this?

>>16693644
Stop shitposting, Mori

>>16693644
I'm beginning to think that SR-chan is unironically a split personality.

>>16693644
Q is an expensive and elaborate prank to prove Hololive fans have no music taste.

>>16693644
God fucking damn it this shitposter.

Not sure why anyone is replying to an off-topic post.

>>16693767
Mori isn't streaming for quite a while, please understand

>>16693718
tfw SR-chan was the one who was filled with RAGE, and her girly side was trying to stop her.

my sr-chan rrat is that she came back with news solely so she could post again without being a hypocrite

>>16693644
I don't know maybe this random twitter user thought the tweet was funny and liked it for that reason alone. Have you ever considered such a simple explanation

>>16693915
Tasukete, sharkmeido...

>>16693920
tfw the releases will be re-recorded stuff as an album

>>16693922
Have you considered that wasn't a serious question?

>>16693757
Gura is also the type of person who'll do it.

>>16691200
>>16692035
What's the shit around her legs though? Gucci water?

>>16694016
i would actually fucking adore this. post vocal reps noiseproof? yes please

post your cute Moris

>>16694267

>>16694267

>>16694267

if i could kill all of you by pressing some button, like from a genie or something, i would do so without the slightest hesitation

>>16694246
It's the pattern and color scheme of her kimono. When considering her hairstyle as well, the image depicts her moments after disrobing to reveal the meme swimsuit.

>>16694382
That's not a Mori, you fucking faggot.

>>16694382
Unfortunately anon, this is not a Mori.

Do you guys remember on what stream she said she was making good money before holo with her music, and she was already at the level of doing it full time if she wanted?
I remember hearing it, but I cannot remember where. Maybe I even misremember the facts.

>>16694267

>>16694401
>>16694429
it's [Redacted]

>>16694441
She talked about it with Mumei in the last Jump King stream

>>16694401
>>16694429
yaa~ gomen gomen...

>>16694429
>>16694471
THIS is a Mori

>>16694441
If memory serves me right, it was the most recent Jump King one where Mumei showed up. She was talking about how she tried working three jobs when she first started.

>>16694441
she's said it a few times but hololive really sealed the deal for her it's been mentioned when she was reading supers a lot

>>16694382
The cutest Mori.

>>16694504
That's amori

when is a drawbeat going to draw Mori in Nightingale's nurse outfit?

>2021
>Makes /vt/ seethe in her Kimono
>2022
>Makes /vt/ seethe in her Kimono

>>16694514
No. I'm talking about a previous stream.

>>16694677
further proof to keep loving her

>>16694289
M O R T I S

>>16694649
bells

>>16694459
It's actually [DATA LOST]

>>16694650
When you do your reps and draw it yourself, nigger. To the mountaintop with you.

Mori Love!

>>16694384
Watch The Box (2009)

>>16695327
Fatebeat, if you don't cut that shit out

>>16694784
god I would love to see Mori play Faith

>>16695529
>likes to roll her R's
>won't play Yakuza
>likes to bring out her southern accent
>won't play Red Dead Redemption 2

>>16695584
She wants something more akin to a Mafia game.

>>16695569
Watching Pomu play it made me think the same thing. Didn't know it had a sequel even, and it was fucking rad to see, so my oshi doing the same would be even better

>>16695584
RDR2 would be another perfect game for her to play

>>16695613
Calliope "Jump King is my favorite game" Mori won't play those

waiting on the day for a heartbeat ASMR with Mori

>>16695757
Give up, bro.

>>16694384
>>16695371
I thought of a good writefag prompt thanks to you reminding of that movie and the post you replied to. You're a dick. A complete asshole. A terrible person. Worse than Adam Sandler in Eight Crazy Nights, but you're also a deadbeat. Mori shows up at your house and you think she's coming to finally take you away, but instead she forces the role of reaper on you for a week. Children, rapists, innocent people, mothers in labor, addicts, thieves, the suicidal. All of it in your hands. What happens to the edgelord when Death itself grants him the power to end lives with impunity?

>>16695744
meant for >>16695584 but fits either way

>>16695788
that's alright she's happy(?) playing that game. Kinda itching for a high production value game stream for a while since Doom

>>16695773
I see you also watched the recent Mandatory review if that cringe edgelord game

a shame that she can't play FFVII-R

>>16695773
You have fun with the job and there's no moral lesson by the end of it

>>16695821
I have no clue what you're talking about, but if it's already been done, then disregard my posts, I suck cocks

>>16695880
Yeah, mine.

>>16695813
>high production value game stream
On top of that something story driven sandbox would be neat. I know everybody and their mothers played GTA 5 on stream, but I still wish Mori would also play something like that.

>>16695943
>FFXV just for the fishing game

>>16695939
hot, ASL?

>>16695943
Or just bring back Skyrim

>>16695973
Anyone got a timestamp or clip of that story? She sounded so hot doing that voice

Was not able to get most of the Mumei part of the stream because I was in a meeting, any good stories?

>>16696093
Just watch it, the whole thing's pretty good. Mori's not streaming for another 42 hours anyway.

>>16696093
Too much to list it all. Mori was happy being accompanied by Mumei.

>>16696093
>any good stories?
Yes, some. Just go watch the part where she calls it, the rest of the stream is completely worthless.

>>16696047
I would like to hear this too, I need more of Mori being a little brat. I want to correct her.

Mori/Gura/Mumei original when?

>>16695605
she would fucking adore yakuza 0, how over the top it gets is so in line with shit like trigger and jojo that she loves.

>>16696379
>Ultimate EN Unit: Mori/Gura/IRyS/Mumei/Bae

What kind of song would you like them to cover?

>>16696429
https://youtu.be/J8fQMq4T8Yg

>>16696429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ncgJBRCIkA

>>16696694
I can't even imagine the fucking shitstorm even touching that group would do

>>16697005
Milky did it.

>>16697016
With all due respect, she's not big enough to get noticed by the following of that group

>>16697005
>>16697055
imagine instead of kpop it was rpop and it’s from Russia and you had girls all over twitter being like “Stream Я кaкaлa в штaны” and posting pictures going “OMG lvonovativich looks so CUTE”

>>16697055
I know what you're saying.

People here think these chucklefucks from SEA are "scary", Kpop-faggots are scarier.

Let them cover good group songs:
like this: https://youtu.be/OT5msu-dap8

>>16697101
Кeк

>>16697118
Peak BSB is any track from Millenium. I know I want it That way is a meme, but it's a classic.

Though their second album still has my favorite songs.

>~40 IPs

So, is it possible that most of the banwave killed other regulars?

>>16697242
There was a banwave?

>>16697242
Nah the combination of a 2 day wait for the next stream and the latest shitposting wave probably caused some of them to 'skip town' for a bit

>>16695821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn1rsvwkQLc

You were basically describing one of the worst games ever made

good morning d*adbe*ts

>>16697374
what are dads betting on?

just a thought.

With enough support, can we reverse the decision and.... Become Calliopeople?

>>16697395
I'd rather be a Morihead. Alternatively, a Morinaut.

>>16697406
>how about Morimaffia?

While Mori's probably busy with more work come watch Milky: https://www.twitch.tv/milkyqueen_idol

>>16697904
I can never not thank you for making Mori see the error of her methods, Milkybeat.

Feeling nostalgic of when I finally membered to her after my birthday last year.
I was in a shitty spot in my life when Myth debuted in September. I had coof. Ended a 5 year relationship, lost my old job because of coof, godfather died (also because of coof), was dirt poor and only had enough saved up to not be homeless. Things turned around for the better in January though, and even though it wasn't much I was finally able to give a bit back.

Her recent petty behavior was kinda off putting but not upsetting. I feel like I'm just getting too old and it makes me a bit sad because I know she's got more music in the works, more fun projects with her genmates as well as hopefully a 3D concert with them as well.

>>16697936
How do you know it was Milky?

>>16698271
No, it's a milkyfan who pointed out the mistake on Mori's approach. She pinned the comment.

Someone in a previous thread suggested to put in "thinly-veiled Hate SC's" as an attempt to get Mori to realize what she has done.

>>16698353
Mori doesn't come here bro

t. not!Mori

>>16698468
I meant in the comment section of the Superchat reading stream.

>>16698468
That was really a stupid move, reaper.

>>16698468
Considering she sunk her teeth in that bait pretty hard, she probably doesn't come here.

>>16698657
Anon, She specifically went after /vt/, judging by her actions.

I think one of the comments calmed her down about it. She basically raged against the whole board in retaliation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJL0xzHVlgM
>got this in recommended
Natsukashii na

>>16698722
The pinned comment was right though. Not only will people abuse the system but she was being retarded. After youtube and Cover take their cut from SC earnings, she then turns around, remember the dumb comment she could've ignored or gotten any long time fan to mod and filter, and then pays what match the amount in full back to Connar or whatever. She's basically paying out of pocket to be baited. Even if it's made back by the hundreds of positive supers it's just dumb.

God the more I think about it, the more she sounds like a spiteful dumbass. Maybe she is in the board a lot after all.

>>16692035
>meme swimsuit
Ah, I thought it had to do with Botan desu.

>>16698929
I tried shooting the sky to warn her via WaybackMachine email


I kinda hope that I didn't escalate it

>>16693757
So Unison?

>>16699012
Shhh... anon, the globalists might hear you.

>>16699036
I was just kidding. It's actually a great song, and your taste is shit.

>>16699154
that's why I said shh. People here take things too seriously.

>>16697101
>Я кaкaлa в штaны
tfw too scared to look it up because it might just be real

Mori seems in a shitposting mood today

>>16699012
Unison is genuinely great and hypnotic. If you hate it, it means you got filtered, pleb.
>>16699192
I'm 100% sure it's real, don't have to look it up.

>lots of lyrics written today
AHHHHHHHHHHH DEADBEAT DISSTRACK CONFIRMED

>>16699261
Fuck, It's going down. If it's a flipside tune, Genocide will happen.

I dance my heart out to Yona Yona Journey and "whoo~!" along with her.

>>16699204
>getting her hair cut in the style of her new outfit
that'd be neat.

>>16699355
colors it maroon again

>>16699261
tfw it's a Mori disstrack by SR-chan

Would you kneel hard at Method Actress - Mori Calliope?

>>16699349
t.

>>16699408
How'd you know?

>>16699408
fuck yes, imagine mori holding you up like that

>>16699299
unironically would be a yab

>>16689056
Shitty zatsudan style. And kinda ironic, twitchers being reactirs(leechers) of youtube videos of all things. Kinda ironic.

>>16699511
In high school my crush could princess carry me (I'm a tall lanky fuck) even had a photo of it but I lost it

>>16699400
this would be kinda based ngl, maybe one day in the far off future after graduation next year

>>16699261
What if it's a disstrack about SR-chan?[/spoiler}

>>16699536
There was drama recently that big twitch streamers were just airing full TV shows with their reactions, they got hit with DMCA and people were like WTF WHYYYYYY

>>16699548
>graduation next year
you wish

>>16699550
end of a life

>>16699536
That is why i am glad i only watch Jerma.

>>16699349
Based and funpilled
>>16699543
UWA

>>16699550
this is a solid 50% of sr-chans music

I can't stand it bros
All of vt is defaming and insulting Mori and shitting on us deadbeats calling us cucks, this is highschool all over again

>>16699902
who cares

>>16699902
Look on the plus side, Mori thrives really well on seethe. She got a lot of productive work done today and gave us some cute tweets.

>>16699902
>Caring about what retards on this shithole think
Take a break

>>16700002
Based Moririn.

>>16699902
Just listen to her song "guh"... maybe this whole story will lead to a new song from her.

>>16699895
>sr-chans
I avoided these threads for the last 2 days. Who's SR-chan?

Is Mori wight

>>16700125
Off topic.

>>16700194
gger*

>>16699902
>this is highschool all over again
Couldn't help yourself with that line huh?

>>16700125
FUCK WHY DID YOU LET HER OUT YOU BASTARD

>>16701015
Oh. Dunno why you started calling her that or what it means, but oke, got it.

Mori’s been real cute and interactive on twitter. Is this her way of being apologetic?

>>16701406
Mori is cute always~!

Mori, please stop tweeting shit and go work on something

>>16701457
t. Mori

>>16701081
It's actually one of the oldest names. Biggest missed opportunity was making the pun in the corner "Re-calli-bration" instead of whatever the fuck the original is supposed to mean.

>>16699902
Same shit happened last year because she had the audacity to play a card game with guycuck. It'll stop. Just go lift weights or work overtime or something else productive in the meantime.

>>16701537
It's even possible that Mori set it up herself because of all the SC wrangling she did even before the troll one.

>>16701563
>Mori was the one drafting the SC here
Could you imagine?

>>16701631
No that was me
Sorry

>>16701631
>people taking bait by giving the "shitposter" ideas
>the shitposter was actually Mori.

No wonder she was pissed.

>>16701406
shes been extremely cute and interactive everywhere since mumei showed up in voice during jk

totally broke her bad mood. thank you owl

>>16701939
The owl is a precious ray of sunshine that saves the girls

>>16701966
>Gura snaps her out her funk the first time
>Mumei snaps her out her funk the second time
THEY ARE

>>16702018
The same person!

>>16702018
>>16702030
this is going to be come the urban legend of Hololive EN. A MYTH, if you will.

Shit posters must have gotten their own thread today

>>16702018
>Mori is always there to be a mentor to other EN girls when it comes to music and reassurance
>Gura and Mumei were in turn there for her when she needed to someone to pull her out of negative moods
Wtf I was told they weren't actually real friends

>>16702018
>gura is cute
>mumei is cute
im sensing something here,

>>16702691
Pretty sure they're both small too

>>16702600
an alternative take: we finally gotten rid of the ghostlings.

>>16702831
I don't think so.

>>16702831
Nah I'm still here and down bad. I just only post the Mumei rrat when I feel like shit posting.

>>16701507
Ohhh, now I really get it. How could I forger that, fuck.

>>16702722
Mooms is big where it counts her smile

I watched the first 2 hours of jump king and it's perfectly fine, the usual JK stream. Better that usual, actually. You fuckers lied to me.

>>16702831
Don't confuse normal ghostlings with unicorns.

>>16703001
uhhh, yeah. Sorry. Sometimes, I personally wish that Nikodem and IAnon just fuck off because they're controlfreaks.

>>16702831
What a dumb take. Why the fuck would I leave? My love for Mori is the same as it was a week ago.

>>16703096
I'd laugh hard if we barely lost anyone next week.

>>16703094
Reasonable but I'm not even sure they're in that category.

>>16702831
Nope still here. Still love Mori. Just took a day to do others things and cool off.

>>16702831
Unfortunately, my ghostling status isn't that easy to shake off

>>16702831
lol

lmao even

>>16702831
Still here

https://twitter.com/_miyann/status/1483786286775541761?s=21

>>16703918
Really hope that the richbeats can somehow get adam sandler to give her a birthday shoutout for 4.4

>>16703150
There were way more people acting like battered wives back in November, and that wasn't even as "bad" as this.

>>16702831
Where does this "all goslings are schizos" misconception come from anyway? Most of it is just funposting.

>>16704001
Considering this statement: How many of you guys are playing possum and waiting for the opportunity to make /hlgg/ go :
>I thought we've gotten rid of the deadbeats!?

>>16704056
oh yeah it's so much fun.....

>>16704056
>funposting
Yeah, I'm merely being ironic in my love for this absolute dork of a reaper..

So is no one going to mention this?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1483779150431518723

>>16704145
Been so long since I've listened to Dre, damn

>>16704145
this dork lmao

https://twitter.com/aoi_rt0/status/1483764351308042245

https://twitter.com/shikiyofukashi/status/1483730618630680576

>>16703955
Imagine explaining to Adam Sandler what a vtuber is

>>16704176
In other words you... forgot about Dre

https://youtu.be/iJvbxzGh_a4?t=8073
>sniffing glue
Jesus fuck, Mori, your sister is wild

>>16702831
It only made me stronger

>>16704056
>funposting

>>16704923
>glue
are you sure it wasnt black tar heroin?

What are Mori's rules for her tourney again?

If you think about it, the trolls have won. What's the point of even continuing to love Mori if the trolls live forever inside her head?

>>16705542
Did she even set any? I figured it was just standard tournament settings
Sana's egg is gonna sweep the fucking competition

https://twitter.com/myth1carts/status/1483816533189021696?s=21
https://twitter.com/chuensfw/status/1483816642840780801?s=21

>>16705570
That's the thing, watching Reine right now and she's doesn't know much about the rules yet. I don't want to be a fag but the deadlines seem to be really tight, I'm not even sure if Anya can make it.

>>16705305
In slavland where I grew up kids could only afford superglue, so that's what I'm familiar with.
First time hearing about this thing you mentioned.

>>16705553
what the ACTUAL FUCK was I trying to say here I'm going to fucking off myself

>>16705643
I think they've all got a grasp on IV's and how they work for breeding, the question is if any of them EV trained a team

>>16705570
Isn't Crobat like the ultimate counter to Togekiss? Mori already has a really good one

I really love Mori she's super cute and hella talented.

moris big fat tits

that is the last time I ever goad shitposters into doing anything ever again christ

>>16706538
Wish I could say the same
But I'd be lying

>>16706538
>he didn't report & ignore

>>16706670
>we don't ignore and report
>she didn't ignore and report

WE ARE
all chugging that dumb bitch juice

>>16706538
You're fooling yourself if you think it wasn't going to happen anyway. Now quit feeling guilty about it and move on.

>>16705600
She's so fucking sexy

>>16706538
We get it already. Christ...

>>16706976
You don't understand, I didn't realize people were willing to waste money on something stupid like that.

We love the crimes

>>16707003
How new?

>>16707031
No we don't. That's a lie you nigger.

>>16707043
No you really don't understand, someone is a literal gachikoi for /vt/, do you realize the terrifying implications for this

>>16707105
Nigger, how new

>>16707130
how the fuck do you sleep at night

>>16707003

>>16707105
Shut up already. You're letting them live rent free. Move on. If you keep bringing it up, I'll have no choice but to assume you're intentionally trying to cause timeloops.

>>16707165
By not being a paranoid fuckwit. Take your meds.

>>16707211
what's the point if they're just gonna keep doing this shit because they have enough money to waste time doing this? Why not just send troll supas to everyone. Why not just burn everything fucking down? Why not just let them win? What's the fucking point?

I can't take "rap" made by a white weeb woman serious. I mean, rap is kinda ridiculous in the first place, but when it comes from real niggers you can at least somewhat believe that some of them can actually back up some of their gun-slinging bitch-fucking toughguy braggadocio in real life.
What is a goddamn white woman supposed to rap about? Can't really do the reverse and talk about how many dudes she fucks and how huge (or tight?) her vagina is, can't really rap about how much of a hardass she is and how many niggaz she has glocked, because she'd be laughed out of the room. If she were confronted by any actual toughguys, nevermind actual ghetto niggers, she'd be folded over in a second and crumble like a wet paper. No wonder she bolted to Japan, the only place where people are even meeker than her and where they actually buy her "kakkoi" act.
So she raps about her cringe anime character act ("yeah uh...Imma kill you with my scythe and uh... take your souls..." sure sweetie, I'm quaking in my boots over here) which you take about as serious as a five year old larping as a power ranger, or she does her cringe emo introspective "woe is me" laments like the bullied theater kid she mentally still

>>16707211
>you're intentionally trying to cause timeloops.
If you pay attention to the way he's replying, that's exactly what he's doing.

>>16707265
You're the reason hip-hop died and the scene was taken over by fucking soundcloud rappers

>>16707314
Mori would find far more success as a soundcloud rapper instead of shitting on them

>>16707265
I ain't reading that

>>16707265
ogey

>>16707265
Hope you slept well Moririn

>>16682197
This is your wife?

>>16707488
I want to say this is little sister reaper but the bitch is flat

I did it again fuck why do I keep fucking starting timeloops FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Alright he's definitely just being retarded and probably falseflagging, ignore him

>>16703094
Not gonna lie, this particular affair soured me on those two. They come off as way too concerned with "safety" and "consequences" to let Mori – or Deadbeats – have any fun. Like overly anxious parents, they're too driven by fear to be the voice of reason.

>>16708056
Stop talking about deadbeats and post Mori instead

I want to be raped by J-Chad

>>16707273
>drinking from Mori's sake
u-uwaa...

>>16708175
Would this useless bitch even know which hole to put it in?

>>16708140

Mori liking all of these 3rd fes tweets is giving me unwanted Hopium for something I know will never happen

>>16708056
What did they do that others didn't? Nikodem didn't even write a essay this time.
>>16708140
I can do both.

hi, any info when next collabs with jps girls who wanted to speak english gonna happen?

>>16708200
Isn't that part of the fun?

>>16707265
>what is roleplaying/SoD
>all rap is gangsta rap
God on you for typing this out, but you're way off the mark

>>16708200
You have multiple holes down there?

>>16708536
its pasta

thread it was from was basically nothing but posts of this caliber

>>16708876
nahone

I hope Mori is okay

>>16708423
Y'know, been acting like wannabe managers and backseating her gaming/streaming for over a year now, including this time.
I don't know how she hasn't banned their asses yet, I guess she really is an angel.