/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WE LOVE KIKI

>>16564454
Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Association and Fund (RWAF)
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

If you can't afford it now, come back when the valentines sale begins. It's
recommended to only buy the case and to buy the pillow elsewhere.

>>16564454
Divegrass Information

>Wiki
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//pyon/

>Jersey [pending]
Current player Jersey: >>16351782
Goalie jersey: pending

Want to create your own? Start here
https://www.pesmaster.com/kit-creator/beta/

>Team Music [pending]
Main Anthem
Goal Horn
Alternate Goal Horn 1
Alternate Goal Horn 2

Victory Anthem
See >>16288706 for lyrics and instructions, deadline to send vocaroo is
Janaury 20th. Use this karaoke if it helps: https://files.catbox.moe/zdp1gp.mp4

>Current Logo
Pic related, but might be changed in the future

>Player Roster
See Wiki for more details, still taking suggestions on player names and
positions. Please respond if you have any suggestions. Please indicate if you would like to help with modeling any of the models in the list.

>>16564597
/Pyon/ Sings project

Lyrics:

I've done my reps
Archived online
rembered I’m rabbit
Even this time

And sadder times
Can rember a few
I've had geese fly at me my life
But then I found (You)

And we gotta go on and on, and on, and on.

We are the champyons, my rabs
And we'll keep on posting ’til the end.
We are the champyons.
We are the champyons.
No time for geese
'Cause we are the champyons
Against the world

death do us part
Is what we will say
You made me ouh and gosling and everything that goes with it.
im a rabbit, ogey?

But it's not always comfy
Sometimes a sad day
I consider it a challenge to always test our strength,
Never filter away

And we gotta go on and on, and on, and on.

We are the champyons, my rabs
And we'll keep on posting ’til the end.
We are the champyons.
We are the champyons.
No time for geese
'Cause we are the champyons
Against the world

We are the champyons, my rabs
And we'll keep on posting ’til the end.
We are the champyons.
We are the champyons.
No time for geese
'Cause we are the champyons

~

Record yourself singing (no background music or humming) in a vacaroo and send the link to my marshmellow:
https://marshmallow-qa.com/bunnyonvt?utm_medium=url_text&utm_source=promotion

Karaoke version: https://files.catbox.moe/zdp1gp.mp4 or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbri009SE3w

I LOVE THIS FUNNY RAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really do love you Kiki. I mean it every time I say it. Please rember that.

I want to lick bunny cunny

>>16564454
always rember

https://files.catbox.moe/5z2z6i.mp4

>>16564904
we need one with the new model

Kiki Love!

Since a few people were upset about the art mega being down temporarily (for good reason) I'll re-post it here now since it's back up:

https://mega.nz/folder/CaRTCQII#OYUqCB3IaYACFgxSPCSRIQ

And as an apology I'll temporarily share my vocaroo collection for the next 24 hours, get it while you can.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1482927074914750466

>>16565484
I'll take twenty please

>>16565484
Yes I would love a can, thank you.
This made me laugh and grin like an idiot.

YouTube is finally starting to learn my preference and only suggest me Vtubers that I want to watch Only Kiki.

>>16565484
her stroke order is really good for a non jap

>>16565978
I just block all channels related to vtubers that aren't Kiki. Only Kiki.

I'm here. Put me in, coach.

>>16567096
Same. Susan never recommends my wife to me though.

Hey when is Kiki going to play Mario Sunshine?

Imagine getting all bundled up and taking the newest little lady to her first new year's shrine. I have a bad case of baby fever right now.. send help

>>16568129
Greentext anon hasn't posted in a while but if you didn't get filtered by all the bullshit the other week and you see this please make a story out of this.

>>16568129
accurate representation of her height

>>16568129
Can you not remind me of how lonely I actually am with thise unobtainable dreams?

>>16568129
It's gonna be okay Anon. Kiki does that to me too. God I want to make her a mother.

>5 following
Which one is new?

>>16568873
nadeshiko (an old predebut vtuber person)
and kevinx (a rigger)

we had this discussion yesterday, only kiki

>>16568916
>which ONE
so the rigger

>>16569121
yep

Last bun for me for a while, until the next Bunday

https://files.catbox.moe/hz3aip.mp4

>>16569916
Aww now that's ma cute bun.

this is kiki RIGHT NOW

SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK (17-24)
https://voca.ro/1a6SFw7gdulD

Monday:
- 4am JST: Super mario glaxy endurance
- 9pm JST: zatsudan

Tuesday:
- Stream PREP for the week
- 9pm JST: png story - beach episode

Wednesday:
- 7am JST: All about wombats + wombat game (paperbark)

Thursday:
- 6.30am JST: Drawing practice!
- 9pm JST: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997) pt1

Friday:
- 6.30am JST: Super Mario Galaxy 2 (full endurance)

Saturday:
- 6.30am JST: Tardigrade introdction
- 9pm JST: A Tardigrade Tale

Sunday:
- 6.30am JST: Bunday breakfast
- 9pm JST: MUSIC VIDEO!

>>16571661
oh shit. times i can show up for AND a music video

>>16571661
heading to bed right now so i can catch that 9pm jst zatsu

>>16571661
I'm looking forward to everything. Especially the wombat and tardigrade streams. Love you kiki

>>16571661
looks good

>>16571661
sounds like an awesome week Kikichama.
omega wagie projects are ongoing but look forward to lurking

>>16571661
Looking forward to the week! Specially the music video! How about the /pyon/ sings tho? when is it going to be revealed?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/76441682/artworks
based!!

>>16573060
well submissions end on the 20th

>>16573116
Probably expect it ~2 weeks after submissions ending

>>16571661
Looking good. I hope burgerbros like the timeslots but I can confirm those are all good EU slots. I feel like I'll miss you in between but this is for the best and there's always gorillas and vocaroos. Love you and proud of you, mwah <3

>>16573081
That's the original koikatsu anon, he made the Kiki model.
I haven't seen him in chat lately, I hope he's lurking or doing vods.

>>16573686
are you there anon...

https://litter.catbox.moe/zwjsrk.mp4

Does kiki have an active Aggie right now?

>>16576648
no, maybe make one?

>>16576648
I haven't seen one on the OP in a while

Concerngoose here. Honk honk. How are the champyons and how is Kiki's spine

>>16577211
brought this out again after a very long while, now i'm enjoying a nice cup of cwaffe while browsing coffee things and accessories, wallet is currently in danger

>>16577211
Now that Kiki has a schedule I can also schedule my work reps around it better, so hardcore focused on work right now to be free for the zatsu later. We can now probably predict hours when thread is more active or not too.

>>16577983
Same bro, same

>>16577771
Nta but that's awesome. I've never had the opportunity to use a vacuum coffee maker. I usually use an aeropress.

>>16578218
>vacuum coffee maker
they're fun to use but there's so much to clean so it's best only if you're in the mood for it or if you want to show it to guests.

>aeropress
i have yet to get one just to try it out, it's so cute, and i hear you can play around with it a lot since there's soooo much variables you can change around with it. i'm adding one to my cart now aaaaaaa haha

>>16578338
The nice thing about the aeropress is that it's stupid easy to clean. Once you're done you remove the filter cap and press the plunger to pop the grounds right into the garbage, then rinse it off. Takes like 5 seconds for cleanup. And yeah, they're pretty flexible with how you make the coffee. I let it steep for a long time to get strong stuff. I'm a bit of a coffee snob and it's my favorite way to make coffee that isn't from a real espresso machine, I think you'll like it, they're fun.

>>16577983
I am honestly very relieved to hear that you guys have a schedule now; that was the main source of my concern.
>>16577771
Holy shit, nice. And here I was feeling fancy with my kettle and my pour-over. I still drink instant coffee when I'm at work too.

>>16578500
i'm getting one for my brother too, i'm he mentioned wanting to try out other brewing methods but he doesn't want to spend to much time cleaning like the siphon or a french press.

>>16578719
kek, nothing wrong with instant as long as it's the good kind without the added sugar (but watch out for getting too caffeinated). also, kettle and pour-over is still the default go to for most, so nothing wrong with that either as long as you have the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODoxSz8WB-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODoxSz8WB-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODoxSz8WB-0

>>16580073
UOH

>>16580073
Oh shit not cheeky Kiki! I'll watch from a safe distance.

>>16571661
Really liking the schedule! Looking forward to it. Love you.

>>16580073
Oooh cool, thanks for using this for the thumbnail. For the record I'm koikatsu anon #2 and I made these more recent scenes. None of that would be possible without koikatsu anon #1. I never would have downloaded the game, learned to customize stuff or got the idea to make custom scenes if he didn't do everything that he did. I never really talked to him besides thanking him for making the Kiki card.

"You're a rabbit. You kno?"

>>16581088
cute and uooh bum bum

>>16581088
Forgot to add this

https://mobile.twitter.com/DoomedRager/status/1483047221188874241?cxt=HHwWgsC-weLl65QpAAAA

>>16581088
>>16581162
Here's a alternative version

https://files.catbox.moe/axhbka.png

>>16581088
long kiki is long also dumpy uooh/10

>>16581008
Also shoutout to Brosnan, the maid outfit scene was actually meant as a tribute to his fantastic artwork.

Edumacation

>>16582020

>>16582020
>>16582051
super cute!

Kiki you should avoid short naps before streams, they're only going to make you feel like shit when you wake up. It takes around 90 minutes to enter REM sleep. You need to get your REM sleep to actually feel rested.

>went to work only to find out it's closed cause of holiday
FUCK YEAH TIME FOR KIKI REPS

>>16582444
Lucky bastard

>>16582355
A power nap can be 15-30min but when it's too long you're right it starts to become counter-productive. Also power nap isn't replacement for actual sleep, just supplemental for improved focus.

Sorry guys I have a bad memory, I'm also kind of retarded not gonna lie.

kiki maid frolicking
https://files.catbox.moe/2xlpor.mp4

>>16582020
I was thinking of making Kiki's Laboratory scene next.

>>16583359
just like real her

>>16583359
Holy CUTE

finger guns (I'll make a better one with regular outfit and cool sunglasses later)
https://files.catbox.moe/wl66jv.mp4

>>16583526
Dangerously cool and cute

vod it is, then

and a little dance
https://files.catbox.moe/u82dtt.mp4

she is currently sleeping with me

>>16583688
since when have I been posting in my sleep?

>>16583359
>>16583526
>>16583644
These are all adorable, thank you for your work

I got my daki cover but I ordered the daki separately, so still waiting for that

>>16583812
put a regular smaller pillow in the bum bum area

>>16583828
later
I have measured myself against Kiki and I have to say UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>16582673
>this whole post
this is what 0 sen looks like

>>16583812
Man, no idea how you guys are getting yours so fast. I ordered mine the day of release and it has said it's being flown to my country for over a week now.

>>16583911
check post office, mine was there

>>16583922
Usually I would get a letter in the box if it was at the post office telling me where to pick it up. There are dozens of post offices in my city.

>>16583911
Nta, but I got my daki several days ago. Paided an extra $20 for fast shipping. Well worth it.

>>16583911
Mine still hasn't left China, I know your pain.

!

>>16586454
congrats friend

https://files.catbox.moe/qtantz.mp4

>sorry guys I have to take a 20 minutes nap
>sleeps for 8 hours instead
She did this literally every day this week. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. She really needs more sleep, I'm just curious if she really thinks to herself "yup, I overslept for hours literally every time I tried napping before a stream, but I'm not going to oversleep this time!"

>>16586641
jesus

>>16586641
based, but please stop self posting malice

>>16583891
>October
Where does the time go

>>16586649
I assume it's back-related. Idk, I'm just going to wait for youtube push notifications and ignore waiting rooms

>>16586641
>October
WHERE DOES THE TIME GO

>>16586649
I can relate to that. She may not realize how tired she is.

>>16586745
Not actually her I just wanted to post since it's /pyon/.
It's easier to sympathize with her in this one anyway https://files.catbox.moe/4zm4ih.mp4

>listen to ASMR while falling asleep usually
>last few days fell asleep listening to Kiki
>try to get back to ASMR for sleep last night
>can't sleep
>spend 2 hours doing nothing
>put on Kiki in the background
>sleep within 10 min
I have become addicted

ONLY KIKI

>>16586641
>soundpost in that thread
h-how long have soundposts been a thing again...

the inconsistent rabbit

>>16578885
It's funny, I've gotten some strange looks from family and friends because of my coffee setup. I live in the US and just about everybody that drinks coffee here has a drip coffee machine or a Keurig.

>"sleeps" 12h a day
>bathed 3 days in a row
she found a boyfriend

>>16587053
>mamapyon forcing her to do socialreps
it's probably an arranged marriage

>>16587053
yes, me

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1483099404102148097

>>16587085
yes how'd you know? its me

>>16587108
Works for me, I had meetings all morning anyways.

>>16586908
I get that. She's unironically nice and soothing to listen to.

>>16587040
I got around to installing a player again last May it looks like, but it's been around a while longer.

>>16587108
It's ogey, it's gonna take awhile until you figure out a schedule that works for you. Make sure you prioritize your health and such and schedule around that. Cya later, love you, mwah <3

>>16587108
Ogey, you'll get back into the swing of things. Have a good sleep!

>>16587108
She and some champs joke about how they don't need sleep and sleep fucking sucks but honestly sleeping is a wonderful thing, she really should get 10-12 hours of sleep a day not even kidding

>>16587219
you don't need any more than 7h
after that, sleeping too long is harmful to your heart

>>16587219
Well with her injury she in particular should, sleep boosts the body's natural regeneration.

>9pm JST
so it's tomorrow for uros?

>>16587236
are you retarded

>>16587236
Maybe I'm different but when I sleep for 7 hours I feel tired and shitty but 10 hours is the perfect sweet spot. It's enough time for me to have really vivid dreams and I can remember them pretty well

>9pm jst
ogey...

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1483101598750756864
9am JST

like I said before, quit making waiting rooms if you're never going to make it to them

>>16587335
Oh thank god, I was going to try my best but I could already feel the withdrawals setting in.

>>16587295
https://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/physical-side-effects-oversleeping cant find the original source I've read, that detailed risk increase % depending on how many hours one sleeps

>>16587312
I'm the same way, if i sleep for 7-8 hours i wake up sore and tired, but if i sleep for around 9-10 i feel well rested.

>>16587335
9pm jst was the next scheduled time though, not am. Does that mean tomorrow is both 9am and 9pm jst? Well whatever, see you then, rest well.

Everybody is different when it comes to sleep, another factor is what you do in a day. Somebody who is highly active is going to need more rest than somebody who sits on the computer all day. For me, I can do fine with 4 hours of sleep.

Questions from a newcomer:

- Who is "little man" ? Yes I am sure I can learn by watching more videos, but finding the introduction of little man will be like finding a needle in a haystack

- How much money is she making at this point? I mean even with just a few hundred autists in her army, with memberships, donations, and merch, I imagine she could be making a few thousand dollarydoos a month. How is a newcomer to know she's not a grifter?

Snails are cute. I picked up a couple for my fish tank, they're really cool to watch.

https://files.catbox.moe/jelp0s.mp4

>>16589711
little man is what she calls my penis
and little lady is... you know
I earn enough to support her, so don't worry about it

>>16589711
Why would you believe anything we tell you? Lurk moar is for everyone's benefit.

>>16589778
what da. i didn't write this post

>>16589778
Heh... Ha ha.... Ahahahaha.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You fool. You absolute mongoloid untermensch. Do you have any idea what you've just said? Of course you don't, as I could never expect an insect like you to be able to grasp that which my rather voluminous intellect is capable of computing. But I will try to explain it to you anyway, if I can only stifle my laughter for long enough. Hahaha....

You see, my dimwitted adversary, you've just defeated yourself. The name in question is "little man," the name you attempted to construe as being the nickname given to your genitals by a beautiful woman who is no doubt the object of your affection. However, if this were the case, it would imply... Don't you see? ... It would imply that your penis is LITTLE. Ahahahahaha!!!!

Game. Set. Match. I could almost respect your attempt to disparage me were it not so pathetic and easily vanquished. Better luck next time.

uuuuuurrrrrAHHHHHHHH cunny. CUNNY. funny bunny cunny HONEY. i want it. I NEED IT. kiki's slightly runny cunny honey is worth more than money. i would drink it in a house, i would drink it with a mouse, i would drink it on a boat, i would drink it with a goat. why yes, i DO NEED kiki's honey all over my face and clogging my throat, how could you guess? hook me up to IV and pump it directly into my veins. it's all i think about, it's all i dream about. i could drink it from the source, i could take it by the spoonful, i could chug it from a mug, throw me in a bath full of it! CUNNY! HONEY! kiki's own brand of ambrosia. the holy grail of flavours. the elixir of life. can you imagine the smell? can you imagine the taste? every day without a bath it grows stronger. arrrrrrGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i can't stop thinking about it, my hips are trusting on their own. SEX. bunny sex. BUNNY CUNNY. just drown me in it already, father, for i am ready to die, and i will die happy with kiki's funny bunny cunny honey choking the life out of me. PLEASE.

>>16582020
>>16582051
THIS IS SOOOO CUTE

You guys have any soundbytes we can use for divegrass chants?

>>16593021
Maybe you can get a few from "kiki farm"

>>16593103
Kiki farm was dead last I checked. I think I'll scavange the vocaroos to see if there is anything funny/cute. Kiki is chock-full of clippable soundbytes so it shouldn't be too hard of a task.

>>16593266
Still wonder why she deleted it. One of the best vids on her channel.

>>16593021
I submitted both of these as potential goal horns but they could maybe be chants? maybe I'm misinterpreting a chant though
https://files.catbox.moe/cry736.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/i79w7f.mp3

i have been listening to kiki voice clips all day i miss her so much i'm having withdrawals

>>16593266
Why has she removed some of these videos? In any case, I hope she just unlisted them, not just because we may want to watch them but also deleting videos counts as negative views and harms the algorithm. Arguably she would rather grown through /vt/ than random recommendations though some randomers can be based too.

>>16593597
I also have some confusion between goal horns and chants, I'll ask the divegrass guys later and see if we can get some examples.

>>16593629
>harms the algorithm
good.

>>16593693
Just intuitively it seems like chants are encouragement during an offensive/tense moments, goal horn is celebration when it works out.

>>16593755
Oh ogey, so a good chant might be the soundbyte where she says "please belebe in me" or something like that.

>>16593597
yeah soundbytes would make for good chants. goalhorns/anthems tend to be songs, at least in the 4cc and babby cup. dunno if things are different in intraboard leagues though. the 40k must not fall for bait bit would make a good chant too.

>>16593906
>40k must not fall for bait
Oh yeah, that's going to be a good one. I haven't seen that one posted in a while either. https://files.catbox.moe/o0lbba.mp4

>>16593738
Well it can have other negative consequences besides recommendations, like people already subscribed not seeing the video or getting notified. I think there are better ways to filter people than angering Susie.

>>16581088
You're improving bro, happy to see you're sticking to it.

>>16593986
I always thought it would be cool if we redid this with more voices added to the mix. But honestly it sounds pretty good as-is.

I know you keep refreshing this thread Kiki, go back to resting

>>16596644
or do science stuff

>>16594406
Thanks

>>16593597
I saw those, I think we'll definitely put them to use in either a goal or chant. Probably a chant just to stupefy the other team.

>>16582020
>>16582051
I love these, they are just so cute!

My now ex-oshi won't stop collabing with men. Is it too late to commit to Kiki?

>>16599292
Never too late, but there's no going back once you take the Kiki-pill.

>>16599292
Not late as long as you commit.

I love and sometimes hate schizos respectfully.

>>16599292
It's not too late, but remember: only Kiki. There is no going back.

Is it better for a beast to live in the dark forever in blissful ignorance? It's not until it sees a ray of sunlight that it realizes how deep the abyss is that surrounds it. It can no longer reside in the darkness like it used to, it's now forever drawn to the sunlight. But if it chooses to make the climb, there is a chance that it will fall into an even deeper abyss with no hope of ever climbing out again.

>>16600735
I'm sure that's real philosophical but I'm just a rabbit that loves Kiki.

>>16600735
As the saying goes, it is better to have loved and lost than not to have loved at all.

>>16600814
Oh I just rembered I am also rabbit. I guess I shouldn't worry about such things.

Hows the rabbits doing Kiki?

>>16600735
you might like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T31VAEkxi98

As a schizo I really like this one
https://youtu.be/eA5Mq6wSaYU

2nd part of a schizo VN/song album is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6R3DJEZoBQ

1st part:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-66yaKOmNjI

Kiki I really like you and I think you are very funny and cute, but your audience is full of retarded faggots. I've never been so filtered by chat before, hope you give them some correction so you can be more successful.

Rember this: you may not want to grow more, but the animal charities would appreciate more donations

>>16601705
Same des
I still like Kiki but maybe I simply don't resonate with her viewers. After all I've been using this website and others like it for years and seeing everyone be the way they are just feels unnecessary. There doesn't need to be constant 24/7 nigger and BBC spam but the fact /pyon/ is more like a slow Discord server is unsettling

>>16601705
>Kiki I really like you and I think you are very funny and cute, but your audience is full of retarded faggots
This but unironically.

>>16601277
A bit too upbeat for my taste. I generally prefer slower music myself unless I'm at the gym or need to pump myself up for something.

As a Neurotypical I enjoy this
https://youtu.be/m9YtbuqNJRY
https://youtu.be/e2JANuW4qk4
https://youtu.be/XgiN-e68xiI

>>16601917
>>16601705
>>16601935

be the change you want to see

>>16602141
They won't. They're not happy in their other communities of the girls they're posting pictures of either, that's why they're here.

>>16602320
>any negative comment is tourists
Every time. I've been here for months.

>>16602141
I don't think we can help it
The small amount of people truly dedicated to Kiki will never leave and they'll outspam anyone that tries to be slightly different than the established posting behavior. But not like it matters. Her views remain constant and so does her viewers, and she seems to be enjoying herself so there's no reason for me to get involved

>>16602320
None of the chuubas I watch are streaming right now so I just do my rounds from time to time

>>16602433
I was calling you a cheater not a tourist.

>>16602490
They're honest at least, none of them said they love Kiki, only that they like her.

>>16602490
Oh, fair. But in my defense I also don't do the husband shit, I just like Kiki's streams.

>>16602544
Kiki has said shes fine with people watching that arent husbands. don't worry about the retards

>>16602320
I'm actually very happy with my oshis community, I'm here because I don't dedicate my whole existence to a girl that I don't know in real life.

>>16602591
Kiki has also said she likes having husbands and comfy threads. She herself asks for kisses, she looks at chat when she gives them too to see whether we reply. None of them care what Kiki wants.

>>16602591
She also said theyre not champyons, theyre viewers. It's clear what shes looking for.

>>16602741
have you seen her past few streams? shes clearly trying to move away from that

>>16602784

>>16602784
It isn't clear, no, it is merely possible.

>>16602741
>None of them care what Kiki wants.
I do care what she wants, that's precisely why I don't play along with the husband thing. If I said only Kiki and made kissy noises it wouldn't be real, she wants it to be real.

>>16601705
So you think random shitposters and schizos will donate more than dedicated champyons?

I think you guys need to relax, Kiki doesn't like drama and I never insulted her, I just think some of you take what randoms on the internet say too seriously

>>16602741
I close the stream because I don't want to ruin the mood between husband and wife

It feels like the same things get brought up every thread as of late.

>>16602784
In what way?

>>16602978
Almost like people really have opinions or something.

>>16602967
Cute and rational Selen poster!

>>16602967
That's a reasonable stance. I still think it's weird you post unrelated girls in other girls' generals.

>>16601705
>>16601917
Just give up. You can't stop them from dragging her down.

>>16602916
Once we get rid of retarded champyons we will get more people donating simple as, you don't care about that though, you only want the fake husband shit.
And since champyons don't care, I don't know why I should care too so I will just leave just like a lot of newfags who left silently

>>16602879
I respect that. I bet you still hornypost and fap to her though.

>>16602967
That's your problem.

I just want Kiki to do what she wants to do, not to listen to me nor you guys, so if you say your opinions we have to cancel them out with our own. She's the one that takes randoms too seriously sadly.

>>16603322
see ya!

>>16603322
Did YOU donate a single penny? This theory of yours with no explanation is worthless.

>>16603322
Kiki wants the husband interaction too. She is exceptionally clear about it.

>>16603050
And the same conclusions are always reached.

>>16603335
>I just want Kiki to do what she wants to do
Pretty much this. I support Kiki in whatevever streaming format she wants to take the channel. If she shows affect, I will show affection in kind, I pretty much never initiate it on my won as-is (although I do enjoy it). If she stops affection and wants shitposters instead then I'll do that. To come into any community and try to impose your norms to get catered content that you like is kinda cringe.

>>16603322
Everything is working as intended. The dedicated stay, while the newfags that don't get filtered.

>>16603477
It happens. It's a natural cycle where newfags come in and try to understand a community. Some will stay when they better understand it, others won't, but it's good that everyone involved knows the dynamics.

>>16603451
Yes, and Ive been donating to local shelters for years too.
I will not provide a single ounce of proof to you though.

>>16603335
I don't do the horny posting stuff either. I don't sexualize vtubers in general and I'm not into loli but even if I was, writing some sex fantasy for a bunch of other dudes to jack off too seems pretty gay to me. I just think Kiki is funny.

>>16603549
Of course you can't and shouldn't, it is a rhetorical question. That means we didn't stop you from doing it and we also donated. We can coexist if you stop being a nigger, keep shitposting in thread and just close stream chat if you don't like it.

>>16603549
Our of curiosity, are you one of the guys that keep complaining on bunday?

>>16603708
Yes

I have never donated to a single charity they all are ran by jews
and I will never donate to charity but Kiki wants to donate my money to charities, I don't mind

We are unfit husbands, we can't even donate to Kiki to get her things to improve her stream.

I hate this falseflag spam
if you are gonna shitpost, do it properly, be a man

>>16603661
I'm convinced schizos are still trying to take /pyon/ down by LARPing as champs
Half the stuff that gets this thread riled up is pretty harmless and from what I've seen the chatbros are pretty normal so I couldn't imagine it's any of them, and it really only takes 5 or so dedicated anons to completely derail and ruin a thread as small as this one and from my years of browsing /trash/ and watching indies it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Kiki really does have a small group of dedicated antis
Then again it's only been a week, maybe a little more time before they finally get tuckered out some already have because the average IPs have gone down overtime

>>16603708
NTA but Kiki also said she didn't want the thread to just be a wall of bunny pictures, it can get excessive, bunny posting should at least be semi high effort

>>16603889
>5
at most you need like 2
if you are dedicated pc + phone on mobile network is all you need

>>16603924
With exceptions, it rarely is except on Bunday in which cases it's not only warranted, but Kiki herself complains that there aren't enough. If she thought it was getting excessive she would say so, she isn't afraid to call things out that she doesn't like in threads.

>>16603981
Sorry, I should've clarified, on Bunday specifically

>>16603889
I'm not sure if you replied to me by mistake or if you were trying to accuse me of LARPing as a champ but I'm not. I said earlier that I'm just a casual viewer if you follow the conversation back a bit. I only spoilered my comment because I thought my comment about loli might get her more dedicated fans riled up.

>>16604096
Kek no I wasn't accusing you
I was going to reply about the lewd stories but I forgot and went off about something else
Gomenasai Anon-san

(Comfy Kiki POV)

You're laying in bed staring at the ceiling, your mind wonders imagining all the fun activities you and your husband can do. You hear your door creak open. You look over expecting your husband. "Hi Cham-" Your words are cut short as a rabbit makes it's way inside. "LITTLE MAN!" You squeal in excitement. He hops to you, you pick him up laying him in your bed. He moves close to you, giving your arm some rabbit kisses. You smile and place your hand on him, petting him. He nuzzles up close to you as you do.

Minutes pass as you hear footsteps in the hallway. The door opens, this time revealing your husband, Champyon. He smiles and points. "There he is. Been looking for him." You smile and pick up Little Man.

"Hello, I am Little Man." You say in a deep tone. You husband smiles.

"Hello Little Man. How are you today?" You husband asks the rabbit in your hands.

"I'm okay. How are you?" You say moving Little Man as if he's talking.

"I'm okay. Say have you seen Kiki anywhere?" He asks petting Little Man.

"No, I have not." You say hiding behind the rabbit. Your husband laughs.

"Okay, well if you see her tell her she's an amazing rabbit, and that I love her." He says petting both Little Man and you. He waves as he closes the door, his footsteps trail down the hall. You turn little man around and stare at him. He's nose twitches.

"Aw, he said that? That's so sweet." You say petting the rabbit. "He did. He did. And he seemed to love you very much." You reply to yourself in a deep tone. "Aww. Well, I love him too." You softly say. The rabbit nudges your hand. You laugh. "Yes yes I also love you Little Man." The rabbit seemed smug after hearing you say that. He gentle falls asleep in your lap as you look out the window. The bird are at flight in the warm afternoon sun.

>>16604217
Does Kiki forget what website she panders to? most people here are miserable

>>16604287
shes miserable too, but trying to just make people happy. also not pandering, shes part of it

>>16604307
The stream ends eventually, then anons go back to their ways

What if Kiki shitposts herself???

>>16604346
Not true in my case. People notice that I'm happier.

>>16604287
>Miserable
Posting on 4chan is fun as fuck
Misery only comes when I go outside

>>16604359
half the posts in this thread are Kiki samefagging to rile everyone up before stream

Meds. NOW

>>16604460
>She started stream early after this post
rrats??

>>16604655
one hunnit percent

>>16604655
Kiki's ambidextrous and shitposts with one hand while playing vidya with the other
Her looking at chat is really her looking at the reply box to make sure she has a specific schizo's posting style right (she is all the schizos)

>>16604655
pretty sure it's been known for a while that she's /ourrab/

everyone is kiki

>>16604865
Ogey Kiki.

>>16604832
Damn, I didn't know I was actually Kiki

Who /here/ Kiki?

>>16604865
it isn't unusual to want to be kiki, is it?

>>16605043
I don't want to be Kiki I just want to be inside Kiki. Right now.

>>16605119
what if there was a synthesis of sorts?

>>16605170
Oh there would be for sure, I'd make so many fucking babies with her, she'd always be pregnant.

>>16604832
>When Kiki streams schizoposts become infrequent and inbetween
>Kiki can't schizopost as often because she's too busy on the vidya
It does make sense

>>16605217
rabbits are known for their fertility.

>>16605249
Yeah and I really want to nut inside her. We're made for each other.

>>16605272
but anon, nuts are for squirels.

Oh yeah, Mario time.

Kikis broth can for divegrass ball?

I said I was going to join the /pyon/ with the song in an earlier thread but I don't think I can, it's been a rough day and I just wanna listen to my wife. I hope that's ogey...

>>16605705
You have a couple more days

>>16605705
It is, anon. There's still time. Enjoy the wife and hope things get better for you.

I think Kiki should be pregnant with 12 babies at once and this should be presented not as the classic realistically overstuffed womb like actual octuplets where the belly is longer than it is wide and it doesn't have a ton of definition. I think that duodecuplet pregnant Kiki should have her full term belly portrayed as being extremely tight, borderline utterly spherical and with very little extra fat on the rest of her body. I think that her skin should look like it was vacuum formed against her torso with a giant beach ball underneath. I want to see the exact and sharp angle from which the skin on her distorted ribcage changes contour to stretch across her comparatively massive belly. I think this pregnancy should be portrayed as almost debilitating to Kiki, in fact it should be outright debilitating. I think she should be shown struggling with this pregnancy, not being able to see her feet, sit near the table to eat, or even stand up for extended periods of time. I think that her belly should be also be discolored, blushing red and completely covered in stretch marks, shiny and smooth after many repeated oilings. I would like to see her wince in pain with every kick (which are quite frequent) and I think that seeing her fall asleep and wake up in a puddle of her own breastmilk in a panic would be very cool because she wouldn't be able to quickly get up and clean it. The extreme cumbersome nature of her pregnancy would mean that even after she notices her mess, she would need to struggle getting up, finding her cleaning supplies, and bending over to clean everything. It would take many minutes most of which she would be aching and wincing and before she knows it there's another puddle of breastmilk cause she was so caught up in cleaning that she forgot to pump herself.

It's created by merchants? Is this a covid vaccine?

I was grumpy because retards at work, somehow Kiki reciting the days of the week in that weird bogan-jersey-irish-welsh accent made everything better.

Super Autism is different then Superior Autism which Papapyon still refuses to disclose the secrets of attaining this power.

buttchugging kiki's broth for faster effect!

>>16605816
you got noticed by sempai.

>>16606002
there is super autism, super super autism, level 3 and level 4 autism
what goes after?

>>16606033
Super Autist God Super Autist

I'll be right back, going for groceries

>>16606025
just make sure you aren't freshly waxed.. don't ask me how I know

>>16606106
Worth it.

>>16606152
I'll make it back before endurance stream is over

kikis on the oxy now, no need for drink.

you coulda told us the side effects before selling it.. at least now I enjoy this thread more

I hate this shit, I mean sure, talk but I ain't gonna talk back to you, the best you are gonna get from is is, "oh, ok"
I don't care about your shitty problems you boring normie

>>16603322
What you desire is happening in slow motion. Calm down and enjoy the ride Henry

>>16601705
>Rember this: you may not want to grow more, but the animal charities would appreciate more donations

God damn dude have the based award of 2022

I wish I were as passionate as Kiki about the things I love. Lately I've lost a lot of interest in the things I used to be obsessed with and I'm wishing that autistic fascination came back.

>>16606962
I am afraid of my autistic obsession
knowing I would ignore literally everything else if I get back into some things

>>16606962
I feel you bro. For me interests get reignited every now and again but I'm not sure why or how. I hope you figure a way out.

Kiki sounds fat

Kiki simply lives in my heart, I've posted everything I've wanted. I'm a... rabbit? rabbit. Ogey? Ogey.

>>16607329
I don't understand. Can you please elaborate?

Kiki has a fat bumbum UOOOOHH

>Allow me to be of assistance

my plan to make Kiki gain weight takes approx 9 months

Listen to your doctor!

Everything I've ever posted her is 100% satirical, including any proclamations of Kiki Love

Any weight gained can be lost later on when you can move nicely again

Kiki if your bumbum is anything like it looks on the daki then I don't know what to tell you besides UOH.

>>16607444
based architect chad

>>16607364
I'm a rabbit, are you a rabbit?

try this:
https://vimm.net/vault/18172

Rate it

>>16607574
hi kiki

Kiki, trust the random links, we are trustable anonymouse hackers

alright guys, kiki just left, time to brawl

https://archive.org/download/RedumpNintendoWiiAmericaPart5
Super Mario Galaxy 2 is in here. It's archive.org, there's nothing dangerous about it.

>>16607661
eat fist faggot

>>16607444
All of Kiki's weight goes to her bumbum and thighs
There's only gains to be had here

>>16607602
Kiki love arc is over, time to shitpost/10

>>16607602
I want to rest my cheeks on Kikis warm and soft bum bum

>>16606962
I understand bro, i get bored quickly no matter what I'm doing. It sucks cause it's got me worried like what if i get bored of this or that, it sucks

>>16607700

fuck youuuuuuuuuuu

I am going to masturbate to Kiki now. Especially her bumbum. I may not have my daki yet but that's not stopping me.

>>16607602
I can't stop thinking about Kiki's ass/10

>>16607602
seeing you makes my day, every day. i'm not great with words but i love you

I muted hamster song and masturbated to Kiki instead.

>>16607715
WIDE
RABBIT
HIPS

>>16607829
That's cheating you fucker, you're not a real champyon

>>16607602
didn't seem too into it today/10

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1483228290412613636

>>16607602
It was good, got to see the wife again at least. We love you Kiki/10

Love you Kiki, have some comfy champ dreams. Mwah

>>16607829
You are a bad person but based as fuck

>>16607602
God I fucking love her. My Kiki reserves were pretty low.

>>16607602
All your weight going to your lower region and growing your ass and hips is your body's way of letting you know that you are ready for childbirth. I volunteer to fill this need.

>>16607602
I'm glad you got a job offer out of it and that little lady is ogey. Love you, mwah <3
double autism/10

luv the pub
luv norf fc
luv me wife

simple as

>>16607913
Kiki, i will always love you. Nothing will change that, so don't worry ogey. .

>>16607913
Kiki you silly goose... I can't stop even if I wanted to. I just keep loving you more.

Kiki's bumbum gets me so horny

>>16607913
What the fuck?

>>16608141
Same. It is literally all I can think about right now.

>>16608186
Nothing gets me as hard as Kiki's streams, something about them just gets me going.

This is finally the beginning of the end for you cuckpyons. Kiki is just too nice to say it explicitly. She wants to filter you fags and go back to the way things were so she can actually grow.

>>16608286
ogey chumkek

>>16608286
did you just miss the stream or what?

>>16608261
Yeah. It's not even just physical. The way she talks, the sound of her voice, how passionate she is, and how much she cares. They all get the motor running.

Schizos have won. Pack your bags champs, it's time for geese to rule these lands.

>>16608286
>>16608378
ok

>>16608286
Oi, this is KFP territory. The gachikoi are ours, capiche?

>>16607913
You live rent free in my head 24/7, I could never stop loving you even if I tried.
I'm sure this thread won't turn to shit again right...?

>>16608348
Same, hearing her be passionate about stuff she likes, or her just being her cute self is definitely a turn on

>>16608286
ogey fren, i will enjoy my remaining time loving my wife

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1483232204017008641

I forgot I had the soundpost playing
so when I came back and heard random Kiki noises I started to panic, thinking I finally lost it (or ascended)

How does a literally 20-viewer vtuber get a daki made of her? Not only that, but her model, sprites, transitions, and all the other assets she uses on stream. Asset-wise, she's on par with fuckin nijisanji. How does that happen?

>>16608344
>>16608328
>>16608392
>>16608577
I was actually just trying to baitpost to see how easy it was to get (You)s. I'm an outsider, and I don't have a fish in this fight, but it's just goes to show while you shouldn't just label everything as bait, you also have to consider how fucking easy it is to get a reaction out of people by low effort bait posting and that people definitely do it. I even got a Tweet from your oshi. Consider this.

>>16608378
Not if I can do something about it

what's with the sudden doomposting? Are you just trying to get a reaction out of Kiki?

>>16608577
It's ok you don't need to pretend.

>>16608644
capitalism

>>16608623
i wish my tinnitus was kiki noises

>>16608644
she makes some of them
she paid for the daki to be made
its just investing

>>16608645
ok

>>16608644
We literally and unironically love her.

>>16608645
no it wasn't for you
are you retarded

>>16608577
Hey goose stop being a goose and look at these:
https://files.catbox.moe/2xlpor.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/wl66jv.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/u82dtt.mp4

>>16608644
still not as much as beatani.
her fans love her more and she has more even though she treats them like shit

>>16608644
You see me and the other barons love our oshi, like a LOT. More than other people love their oshis.

>>16608378
Okay here's the thing. Kiki fell in love for the first time ever. First time love your oxytocine levels are going to be incredibly high and overwhelming, Kiki is naturally going to express it that way too. It's been months now and she's calming down a bit now settling down in our relationship as are we. It doesn't mean she doesn't love us you FOOL.

>>16601705
>>16601917
hey maybe we should try a discord server instead huh guys?

>>16608860
>act like a discord
>thought police like a discord
>get called a discord
It's not a mystery.

>>16608765
CUTE

>>16608860
I agree with this, fellow champyon. A discord will show who the REAL champyons are. Who's with me?

>>16608856
every time I think that there is a girl that loves me my oxytocin goes overflowing

>>16608952
What the hell are you talking about? We act nothing like a discord you goose. It's called love.

oh shit i missed the stream what happened now?

>>16608952
this retard has never been in an actual discord before
I have (unfortunately) this is nothing like it

>>16608394
I have never once seen a KFP reaction image posted here, so I'd have to say you're just a scavenger trying to swoop in.

I wonder how many vocaroos she's gotten. We may have reached the amount.

>>16609058
nothing, it was a nice and comfy stream. Just the normal schizo spike

>>16609058
sleepy rab went for a nap, meds and recovering from injury still pls understand

>>16609058
Kiki's butt grew larger

>>16609058
She got a boyfriend and is divorcing us

>>16609117
oh i see makes sense
>>16609124
glad to know her back's getting better
>>16609134
hot

>>16608952
>>16608963
FOUND EM BOYS GET THE TRANNY PADDLE OUT!

Well since the discord spergs are starting again, I'll get my duty out of the way.
Reminder that every single one of you has discord installed on your computer and use it regularly to talk to your friends. People will reply to this saying they don't, these people liars.

>>16609172
Yeah, me

>>16609098
Did you miss the HoloEN shadow council meeting for dividing up indies? We lurk in the shadows until the time is right

>>16609208
Yes, these people liars!

>>16609058
Nothing much, she introduced Kiki's Broth (delicious), said she'll be playing mario galaxy 2 then tried getting it idk if she did, and got sleepy so she's taking a nap

>>16609208
You actually think I have friends? Wow, that's the nicest things anybody has ever assumed about me... thanks anon.

>>16609208
Anon, they're shitposting. You're taking things too seriously again.

>>16609208
I'm a liar then.

>>16609270
champs are your friends

>>16609177
>someone makes a bait post
>other people respond to the original bait with their own bait posts
>you somehow still manage to fall for it

>>16609208
I have steam installed

>>16609243
Well as far as fan bases go, KFP are unironically the least insufferable of them and at least understand what it's like to be hated.

>>16609208
>use it regularly to talk to your friends
I don't have any friends.

>>16609311
Not until we make a discord to talk to each other

>>16609208
This is not true, i made a discord to beg for games during christmass giveaways and nothing else. i talk to my gamefriends via whatsapp

>>16609208
Yeah, that's right I do. Public servers are degenerate

>>16609313
it was a joke retard

>>16609372
>whatsapp
Hi Eurobro. Also Viber

>>16609313
>He can't see an ironic bait post responding to bait of bait
Anon, are you actually retarded?

>>16609348
Aw thanks, you'll be spared in the final days. Always remember to love your oshi, she's special

>>16609487
>he couldn't see the bait of the bait of the bait of the bait

>>16609291
Anon, that anon was shitposting too.

>>16609547
Anon... that was bait you're responding to

>>16609498
Of course, I will never stop loving my oshi wife!

>>16609555
I'm not. I'm on discord right now because it's become the default platform for talking to people. I'm regularly in voice call with the boys when we play video games. If you refuse to talk to your friends out of fear of some boogeyman you've invented in your own mind then I feel bad for your friends.

>>16609645
Anon, I literally don't have friends.

Do you guys actually have real friends? It makes me a little sad.

wtf is an "ashasha"

>>16609555
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

>>16609723
Anon...

>>16609567

>>16609704
>>16609353
>>16609270
I'm sorry, my original post should have been more considerate of you. I'll be your friend though if you want, no one should have to feel alone.

>>16609723
you mean OUR friendship isn't real? i put EFFORT in each of my responses because i know there is a chance some anon is too shy to open his heart and just hides behind ironic faggotry

>>16609742
>>16609808
>>16609555
>>16609313
some BOOLS never learn

>>16609909
I don't feel alone, I have Kiki.

You guys are like 30 layers of shitposts deep and I still just have my dick in my hand and am looking at bumbum.

>>16609965
You have my deepest respect.

>>16609723
Kiki is my best friend and my wife, that's all I need. Try harder.

It's cute the way tourists come here and take everything we say as anything but satire. I think we even have Kiki fooled sometimes. Nobody on this board can comprehend the level of irony that champyons operate at. And we wear this facade like our own skin.

>>16610497
innit

>>16610497
ok

>>16610497
I just wish more of them would tell me what they think of this picture, I've probably only gotten like 3 answers despite asking it nearly 50 times now.