/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura!

Gura will

>>16508257
...marry me.

Gura cute Gura cute!

What do you think Gura is doing right now?

oyasame

>>16508545
exploring minecraft bidney worl

>>16508589
night, chumbud

>>16508545
Me and her are watching youtube videos together

I'm in love with Gura!

love me goomba

>>16508757
Sounds nice

I always wanted to take Gura to Disney World, and it turns out she's a huge dork about it and could educate me on a lot about it.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>16509012
Imagine her dragging you around everywhere, eyes wide as she excitedly points to things and explains everything...

>>16509130

Gura doesn't deserve you and your love, you're too good for her, Chumbie.

>>16509760
Whom I love is not up to me.

What's her favorite Disney song?
Did she ever watch that Atlantis?

>>16509648
Goodnight bud

>>16509760
It really hurts what she's been doing. Why didn't she stream all week?

>>16509971
Pretty sure it's Part of Your World
She's probably seen it, but she's never done a watchalong of Atlantis.

>>16509760
Don't lie to me you little shit.

>>16509648
shark dreams

>>16510057
I assume she has been busy with other stuff, but it really would be nice if she would at least let us know that there won't be a stream.

>>16510646
I will give you another cookie, don't drop it this time.

>>16510070
>She's probably seen it, but she's never done a watchalong of Atlantis.
It's a great movie! Gura do it!

i miss her alot. i almost forgot how shitty nights are when she doesn't stream.

i hope she's working hard, but also getting enough sleep, and eating real food, and drinking enough water.

>>16510903

>>16510903

gura cute

>>16511053
Damn you little brat, fuck the cookies take this milkshake and hold it tight. You won't drop it right?

>>16511849

>>16511927
Gura please

>>16511927
Correction is the only way

>>16511035
That's wishful thinking. I've been rewatching the VODs, almost all of them, and a common theme that crops up is her talking about a lack of sleep. If I took the time to count every mention of sleep or being tired, I bet it would be over 1,000 at this point. If she hasn't fixed it by now, it will never be resolved unless she puts in the effort.

I'm gonna let you in on a secret I know about Gura. I love her

are you watching Mumei right now?

>>16511927
You need correction

>>16512212
I would never miss a holo karaoke

>>16512212
Ye

>>16512273
>>16512292
good, because your oshi is getting mogged HARD

>>16512389
Ogey

>>16512389
>he thinks 16k viewers mogs gura's karaokes
kek

>>16512389
You can't expect anyone here to think mumei is a better singer than Gura

>>16512389
lol no

>>16512447
i wish it did

>>16512552
since everyone here thinks big numbers = better singer I'm not surprised

>>16512627
you should be more creative with your bait, it's kinda embarrassing to be honest

>>16512627
>Everyone
Also, I mostly just think that Gura does an even better of putting emotion into her singing than Mumei does.

>>16512627
It also helps that Gura just sings better.

>>16512627
3/10 bait try harder next time

It's all so tiresome. Why turn every single moment into an argument? They both sing well. It's nice.

>>16512925
i agree, but i get tired of the autotune meme with mumei. it was funny the first few times, now im over it.

>>16512925
they both sing nice, Mumei sings better. There's nothing wrong on admitting that

Mumei's karaoke is different but definitely not inferior
She's good at singing, can play around with her voice and emotions, isn't afraid to sing any random song
Gura's voice is just more beautiful

>>16513046
>Mumei sings better
*Gura
ftfy

>>16512126
She stopped her energy drink addiction, good things are possible

>>16513193
It'll never happen since she still wants to watch JP Holos on occasion.

>>16512389
Gura's Mr. Brightside is better and she was wearing the VR shit and dancing, kys

>>16513250
She could go to sleep when her favorite JP ends and still have plenty of time to get a full 8 hours before her stream time. That's not the problem.

>>16512627
Mumei is cute, but you're an idiot.

>>16513250
This is why I can't ever manage to keep a good sleep schedule myself...

>>16513295
probably because she self-inserts as the girl in the song

>>16513333
But she wants to watch EN streams between those two points too.

What is she busy with.

>>16513436
Yeah, me.

>>16513436
me

>>16513378
this is unironically gura's strong point, she self-inserts a lot and she sounds amazing when she does

>>16513436
Projects, songs, meetings with management, sponsorships, singing practice, chores, etc.

>>16513436
Take your pick
>>16500952

>>16513480
in Mr. Brightside's case is very easy for her

>>16513720
me on the right

>>16513436
hardcore latenight autism

>>16513720

So has this been her 4th or 5th, +4 day break in the last 2 months?

>>16514073
She literally streamed yesterday

>>16514073
it's not a 9-5, she can choose when she wants to stream. if it bothers you, you can always leave.

>>16514231
but she doesn't want to stream?

>>16514073
>keeping count
no chill

>>16514404
i don't partake in speculation. i enjoy watching her streams when she does them, that is all. if her not streaming causes you to experience negative emotions, you should probably stop watching her and find something else that provides you happiness.

>>16514404
Anon, why are you baiting when there's like 5 people here?

>>16514073
what? she hasn't streamed since november

What does tempgura taste like?

Just counted it up and she's had literally more than a month worth of break days since fucking november a full 30+ days of breaks.
>>16514231
>>16514100
I genuinely don't think you know what it's like to have an oshi, I've been trying to fucking unmember since December but I just can't bring myself to do it. Everytime I've finally decide to do she comes out with something like the gift wrapping stream or she actually looks like she's improving like last week but than she's pulls this shit again and again. It's literally the fucking text book definition of an abusive relationship

>>16514659
i don't think you truly know what oshi means. i'll tell you one thing, it does not mean having an unhealthy one sided relationship that causes you undue stress and negativity.

>>16514659
I'm thinking more and more that that one month break from all Gura content would do you wonders.

>>16514659
good thing Mumei exists

>>16514659
I would tell you it's not hard but no one actually believes you're membered.

>>16514659
Get one of those productivity programs that stops you from accessing stuff you don't want to access.

>>16514740
Nah that guy is, he's just schizo.

>>16514641
It is so poisonous that simply putting it in your mouth would instantly kill you, allowing the Tempgura to swim away safely
The Gurashark has evolved to negate this poison with their saliva, however, so they are the only ones that truly know what a Tempgura tastes like. And they don't tell.

>>16514659
I wonder if someone is actually pathetic enough to think not streaming for a few days is abuse.

>>16514816
Do not underestimate the mind of the schizo.

>>16514816
I wouldn't doubt it

>>16514659
>"textbook definition of an abusive relationship"
this has to be bait

>>16514816
whether this specific person is being genuine or not i don't know, but there are certainly people out there with that particular mindset. they are not the most mentally stable people to put it nicely.

>>16514804
Gura would squeal the moment someone asked her, she loves talking about food.

>>16514816
I hope not.

>>16514879
Ah yes the SEAnigger's favourite baiting image. Oh nyo it hurts...

>>16514959
I still really want a collab where Gura and other Holomem just talk about food for like 3 hours.

>>16514995
Snack Collab 2: This Time Everyone Isn't Nervous

>>16514995
I would enjoy that immensely.

>>16514995
>Gura
>on a collab for 3 hours

>>16514659
you should send an ARS akasupa to her with your complaints

>>16514740

>>16515091
She does for TTRPG and that takes more brainpower than talking about food would.

>>16515197
this is 2022 Gura, with shorter streams but also less streams

>>16514816
call her lazy, but this is all her projects since council debut. bear in mind she still have Q recording and preparation for Aqua 3D concert

>>16515285
forgot groove coaster

>>16515091
ok threadwatcher
>dead space with ina
>minecraft with calli
>minecraft with kiara
>phogs with ame
those are just the ones off the top of my head not including ttrpg. try harder.

>>16515139
so you're a member AND a schizo, got it

>>16515345
Anon, it's right in the middle of the screen.

>>16515345
i m blind

>>16515388
Told ya >>16514792

>>16514736
This falseflagging with Mumei is suspiciously similar to that falseflagging with Moona this thread used to have. That also included shitposting about singing abilities.

>>16515285
oh I forgot to add Myth or Treat, but whatever since it was a sudden project

>>16515388
It's ok, he pays for it with ARS.

>>16515285
>this is all her projects since council debut
That we know of/been released.

>>16515488
This board is filled to the brim with actual retards. I wouldn't be surprised if these are genuine.

>>16515488
>I don't like this post
>must be a falseflag

>>16515488
SEAniggers, what do you expect from them?

>>16515640
>talking about off topic holos in the Gura thread

>>16515640
you came to a gura thread to shitpost about mumei, don't cry when you get called out faggot.

>>16515285
remember that cover song with matsuri was recorded months before its release. I wonder how many projects she's keeping secret right now

>>16515714
2

>>16515786
No, 5

>>16515786
>>16515803
Okay, one of you is Gura.

>>16515714
Better question: What percent of her secret projects are scrapped / pushed back right before release à la the Reflect MV

>>16515822
Yeah, me.

Had a job interview the other day and he asked about my hobbies so I brought up Gura & vtubers, might have been a mistake though since stuff kinda got awkward after. You think I fucked things up for myself?

Reminder that Gura isn't streaming today

>>16515885
Without a doubt.

>>16515885
It's fucked, bro... better luck next time.

>>16515899
Until 8pm EST, that is.

>>16515885
Yeah, don't do that in the future.

>>16515885
You're supposed to post stuff that's at least believable on its surface, Anon

>>16515885
I always say my hobby is cheesemaking and pull out a wheel of Brie and offer some to the interviewer, I figure it probably makes an impression and seems unique enough while still being a socially acceptable hobby.

Though obviously it's bullshit and I buy that shit at the grocery store beforehand, but it's not like most people are gonna know the difference.

>>16514816
The problem with Gura is her erratic schedule that has almost no consistency. People who want to watch her content need to check in regularly. People who really want to see Gura are going to check daily, sometimes hourly. Often getting met with no update which is both frustrating and disappointing.

Add in extended unexplained breaks and it becomes even more frustrating. The only people that can really be happy with it are people who are barely fans and just casually watch the VODs occasionally.

>>16515989
What's unbelievable about that? Vtubing attracts autists like flies to honey and an autist could easily do that.

>>16516093
Can't you just set YT notifications

>>16516093
Normal people join the Gura discord for the notifications and go on with their life.

>>16516013
Nobody ever asked me about my hobbies at a job interview, it's all just past working experience, qualifications, preferred work hours, travel time to work, etc.

>>16516136
>YouTube having working notifications
rumao

>>16516093
Or people who are not mentally ill? It's not hard you lunatic.

>>16516136
nta, but yt notifications are unreliable as fuck.

>>16516168
>joining the doxxcord

>>16516230
Normal people don't care about whatever dumb shit you're talking about, either.

>>16516136
>>16516168
You are still waiting on something that may or may not happen on a daily/hourly basis.

>>16516248
Normal people don't watch VTubers.

>>16516278
I want Gura to fellate my cock

>>16516278
False. Many normal people watch vtubers. This is especially true for Gawr Gura the most subscribed vtuber on the planet.

>>16516278
Do you just sit and wait for Gura to stream? Is there really nothing at all you could do in the mean time?

>>16516278
Learning to set notifications for things you're interested in and simply ignore them otherwise will improve your life immensely. It will be hard, but you can learn how to do this. I promise.

>>16516319
Your cock would be torn to shreds by those teeth anon. Is it worth it?
Of course it is.

>>16516278
This has been timelooped a billion times. Nobody gives a fuck that you missed Gura's steam, shut the fuck up and go suck a dick you retarded faggot.

>>16516413
Gura's teeth are retractable, she commonly shows this by retracting her bottom teeth, but she could do it to her top teeth too if she desired.

>>16516444
I want to feel her teeth on my sensitive skin.

"Hey Gura I know the last few months have been pretty erratic but I was hoping you could shed some light on if you'll be as busy for the foreseeable future or if you'll be able to stream more consistently soon." I'm planning on sending this the next solo streams to hopefully get rid of the schizo's who are obsessed with Gura but I'm not sure I'd she will take this as too rude?

>>16516391
the irony of this post coming from a person posting in /ggg/ at EXTREMELY off hours from gura stream times.

>>16516013
>and pull out a wheel of Brie
you walk around with a wheel of cheese in your pocket?

>>16516547
He said it was in preparation for a job interview.

>>16516531
yes but send each word as an ARS yellow supa

>>16516531
Every time a post like this is made the superchat never gets sent.

>>16516531
>get rid of schizo's
i appreciate your sentiment, but that's never gonna happen.

>>16516391
This absolutely wrong and terrible advice. As long as you are still interested/obsessed it's still going to be in your head regularly. The only true solution is the same as any other addiction/obsession and that's to stop it all together. Your solution is cope from an addict who justifies his obsession.

>>16516768
I hope she does do another Gawrdening stream this year, especially since she mentioned she wanted to.

>>16516531
Even if that goes through she'll just say thank you and ignore it
It's not like she's just forgetting to let us know about this shit, at this point it's pretty clear that the silence is deliberate because it's personal shit we don't need to know about

>>16516819
She doesn't tell us shit about when she's streaming, which is something we do need to know about.

Damn, you guys still have schizophrenia? I feel like Gura cured mine a while ago. She's never away for an entire week, she always does solo streams for us, she's very nice and affectionate, she tries hard for events and making songs. I love my sharkwife!

>>16516988
Hey, that's me with Gura! How did you get that photo?

>>16516531
Schizos for Gura have always and will always exist. No matter there will always be people who hate her because she's a big chuuba or she doesn't do exactly what they want. The reality is she doesn't have to do shit if she's just in it for the fun and she doesn't care much about numbers or growth.

>>16516877
>us
>we

>>16516988
I am also satisfied with Gura's performance and will be sending Cover a letter asking them to give her a raise.

>>16517029
that's the main thing that makes them so salty. she is the biggest chuuba WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. fucking hilarious.

>>16517098
Gura does try, she's extremely talented at clipbaiting and that's a large part of why she's so popular.

>>16517098
B-but my 2view streams 24/7! She DESERVES the numbers!

>>16516547
If you gave me a wheel of president I'd be able to tell almost immediately. It's pretty tasteless compared to the good stuff.

>>16517029
I mean, she absolutely cares about her numbers and growth, if she didn't she wouldn't bother clipbaiting or manipulating youtube like how she uses DBD instead of Dead by Daylight

>>16517145
she's a meme queen, and yeah that factors into her popularity a lot, but the schizo's believe that she should have to stream 60 hours a week in order to be at the top.

Clipbaiting is another word for being entertaining

>>16517206
if she cared about numbers and growth she would stream consistently as it's been shown to be the greatest accelerator of growth, the fact she doesn't and only streams when she wants to proves she doesn't care about it that much.

>>16517029
>No matter there will always be people who hate her because she's a big chuuba or she doesn't do exactly what they want

There may be some who do it to spite Gura, but I don't think that's most. The vast majority are fans that are disappointed. Hence most of the "hate post" don't focus on her stream content and focus on why she isn't streaming.

Gura haters unironically love when Gura doesn't stream because it only hurts Gura and her fans.

>>16517340
you are /here/ too much. gura has 1000's of haters, which is a multitude larger than the 5 or so shitposters that post here daily.

>>16517206
Gaming the system isn't that hard to do. If she really cared she'd be grinding aimlessly like Pekora.
She values having a good fun stream over pumping and dumping content, which is probably also why permissions frustrate her. Yes there are games to play but she wants to play ones she know she'll be able to make a show with. Of course this is the just my impression based on what she has said on stream. I could always be wrong.

>>16509130
>Dreams do come true, chat!
Close enough I suppose

kek bros LOOK what I got

>>16517385
How many of those haters are going to devote their time to shitposting in a general on /vt/ with 40 fucking IP's. Wouldn't it be safer to assume that the people posting here actually like Gura and are just disappointed?

>>16517464
You would be surprised

>>16517464
How new are you?

>>16517464
there absolutely are people here that like gura and are disappointed when she doesn't stream, i'm one of them. but people who like gura aren't the ones shitposting here 12 hours a day. that being said, that's not even what the fucking conversation was about lmfao.

>>16517464
I've been watching Gura since week 1. What autism do I need to feel disappointed? Shark stream I watch, shark not stream I rep. Simple cycle of life.

Hey guys, Green Garbanzo here, I can confirm that Gura will definitely stream today

>>3865063
He was right. I shouldn't have squandered those moments when they'd reduce significantly after the first year.

polar vortex let's fucking gooooo

>>16517799
I'm so tired of snow and rain... I just want to break the speed limit on my e-bike without losing traction.

Im watching the bidny worl stream right now and Gura seems ridiculously adorable even for here

>>16517799
>>16517839

>>16517859
she was cute as hell

>>16517713
she has never streamed consistently tourist. she deosn't stream any less now than she used to. you can argue about the degree of consistency as it fluctuates, but her streaming hours are still pretty average compared to her earlier days.

>>16517895
That she was

>>16518022
>tourist
He actually did his archivereps which is a lot more than can be said about other tourists (or even regulars here)

>>16518026
keep your hands off my wife

>>16518061
true, but his overall message was still factually incorrect

>>16518092
That's not what the term means

Gura sex

>>16518092
i never said that's what it means. i never said he is a tourist because he is factually incorrect, i said he is a tourist and he is factually incorrect. reading comprehension reps anon

Where is Gura? Is she safe? Is she alright?

>>16518275
>implying she has left the house in days

>>16517865
...please shine down on me...

Has Gura ever called herself goop goop on stream?

>>16518630
no but she will someday if you keep trying

SIRS WHERE DO YOU REDEEM GURA'S PUSSY

>>16518734
Gura's house

>>16518734
Please do not redeem sir, please stop sir

>>16518734
Good morning sir. Do not redeem the shark pussy.

>>16518704
I will wait patiently until that day

>>16518808
Good afternoon sir but I must I won't take dowry from her

Why won't she tell us why she won't stream? It's always "I'm busy". Busy with what? Why can't she say? Is it even Hololive related? It's clear something is going on. I'm beginning to think those song choices last karaoke weren't for us. I want her to tell us the truth.

>>16518855
Sir, listen, you must give me the 36 digit code and must not redeem. If you redeem you will not get shark pussy.

Reminder that all cuckposters are actual unironic cucks

Since January 1st, 18 other Holomen have streamed twice as much as Gura, and 3 of them have streamed four times as much.

seifuku tummy window outfit when

>>16516531
Haha, you won't do it faggot

Since January 1st, Gura has made me cum around 8 times, this is eight times as much as any other holo.

>>16519237
Nice loads! Send her all your energy.

>>16518630
if goop goop said goop goop i would stop calling her that because it would no longer be cool like when they put memes on tv shows

what if you went to bidnyworl with gumbus and she wanted you to wear an adult stitch onsie while you went around the park would you do it?

>>16519132
I'm beginning to understand Ayame's fans...

>>16519302
Yes.

>>16519302
no

>>16519302
maybe

>>16519302
She's small enough to fit inside a costume with me.

>>16519302
Why not, would be fun

>>16519132
so nothing has changed

>>16519237
8*0=0...

>>16519301
I just enjoy that almost any words or sounds that start with a G are valid names for her

The wife doesn't like the idea of naming our daughter Gawr...

>>16519306
Haha, no, no you don't

>>16519481
What about Gura

>>16519488
That's my concession, I really want Gawr.

>>16519420
if i yell "garfield" at her from across the street she would probably know i was talking to her

>>16519507
I respect that

>>16519538
Gorkus Grande
Gunko Gomble
Goobus Gaboobus

Gura's face is going to melt off of her body when she gets a superchat saying someone named their kid after her. It's going to happen one of these days. She'll pretend to be happy but inside she is dying.

>>16519586
I can see her saying "...why would you do that??" before catching herself

>>16519586
she'll call it out as bullshit

>>16519538
Some Hindu/Indian personality names would also work
Goel Gaurav
Gurleen Grewal
Gauresh Gawas

>>16508149
Gawr Gura the best, cutest and lewdest loli shark

>>16520300
What caste is Gawas

>>16518022
Just looked it up and that's blatantly wrong before November Gura streamed around 60-80 hours a month but for both November, December, and based on January so far her average is down to below 50 hours

Hello, is this the anti thread? Never been here but you people sound like deadbeats.

>>16520899
November is 53 hours and December is 53, they both had irregular and unplanned breaks (flu and Christmas)
The month directly before November, October is her longest one yet at 90 hours. Her shortest month is still July at 52 hours.
There is not a conclusive trend at all here. None whatsoever.

>>16520899
November is 53 hours and December is 58, they both had irregular and unplanned breaks (flu and Christmas)
The month directly before November, October is her longest one yet at 90 hours. Her shortest month is still July at 52 hours.
There is not a conclusive trend at all here. None whatsoever.

>>16520899
Gee I don't know maybe that has something to do with the fact that before november she wasn't recording for Target of Love, Ochame Kinou, 12 days of Christmas, Journey and now Q?

so cute

what if Gura still in didney

>>16522306
yeah with me

>>16522638

Dont lose track of her Ame

Gurass

Why didn't Gura stream yesterday anyway? Council even ended before her timeslot

I am indeed The Chumbaby.

Cartoon shark, doko?

God bless Nacho mama for making the sexiest holo.

>>16524592
nobody from myth streamed yesterday (except kiara)
its called respect and not stealing limelight from the other gen

>>16524747
>pantsu
Ban pantsu!

>>16521151
Where are you getting your numbers because how the hell is that possible when prior to November she only had 1 break 4+ days while she had 4+ breaks exceeding that in the last 3 months

>>16524792
Wow, why is Kiara like this?

When will Gastrointestinal Galapagos play a VR game again?

>>16524954
amongoose vr soon hopefully

>>16524870
kiara streamed like 6 hours before the reveal too, so not even in the same ballpark as council

>>16496844
MANAGEMENT HATE

>>16524954
Rythm games like Beat Saber would be great to see and something she could be good at. There's also not much head-turning so dizziness won't be a concern, and it's a good excuse for getting a full 3D model.

>>16509130

>>16515285
jesas it's even more depressing looking at them all lined up like that

>>16524855
I'm getting my numbers from manually compiling them after each stream because apparently no one else can be assed to.
>how the hell is that possible
How the hell is what possible? July had 52 hours in 19 stream days and November had 53 in 15 days. More breaks doesn't always mean less stream time.

>>16527035
I hope if we get a stream like that she has her arms fixed.

Hello I'm Gawr Gura of Hololive English. Ask me anything.

>>16528980
how do your armpits smell today

>>16528980
anything?

>>16528980
why do you exfilcamp in EFT

>>16528980
Can you squirt?

>>16528980
feetcam when?

>>16528980
Do you still love me if i'm not white?

>>16528980
have you seen my wife Gabby?

>>16508545
Dying in the ICU

>>16529568
do you have it without the text

>>16513436
Picrel

>>16529717
nyo

>>16528980
What would you like to play that you don't have permissions for? Hard mode: no Rythm games

Good morning chumbuds!

>>16529568
Ew put the bottom teeth back on, she looks like a cartoon chipmunk

>>16529814
the reddit text is blocking her ahoge

GOOD MORNING GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Signs of life

ohasame

The blue gremlin woke up.

Gura... It's been 4 years...

searching for art for her schedule right now

>>16530433
she gonna use this one

didney

>>16529568
Ew
I would still mating press

>>16528980
Can you wear white stockings if you ever do a foot cam?

>>16530433
Hopefully this one

>>16530673
That's my banana btw

>>16530433
i hope she uses ones that are inspired from the disney stream, those are sooooo adorable

She is probably still in her bed, pretty early for her to wakes up.
Don't expect schedule or a frame before a few hours

>>16530851
I can imagine the shark just chillin' in bed browsing memes in /vt/ and tasteful art twitter.

i have reason to believe that gura is following me on twitter with a secret account

>>16528980
Have you fixed your ASMR set up so this valentines you can blow our minds and hearts?

>>16531366
Take your meds

>>16531366
Meds.

Shork is here

>>16531366

>>16531366
no anon she uses lists for that

I'm so glad she'll never have an outfit that covers her legs
Bless you Nachomama

I hope she's ok...

Gura today!

Hey Sharkie, stop being a ball of sadness, you're gonna make it, ogey?
And take a bath, I can smell you across the screen
jk lol

>>16532432
Puffy TuT

>>16532478
>just stop being sad lol

So where's it?

>>16532537
Stop doomposting you goose, I mean it. Seeing the shark nerd out was really fun, you know. I hope there's more opportunity for stuff like that in the future.

Is gura dead?

>>16532761
it sure was!

>>16532761
I love my nerdy oshi!

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