/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiki Love!

>>16463082
I was just about to write that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-zCj_4N4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-zCj_4N4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-zCj_4N4A
current stream

Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Association and Fund (RWAF)
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

If you can't afford it now, come back when the valentines sale begins. It's
recommended to only buy the case and to buy the pillow elsewhere.

ya snooze ya lose ashy boy also KIKI LOVE

I want to lick Kikis cunny clean

>>16463067
Divegrass Information

>Wiki
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//pyon/

>Jersey [pending]
Current player Jersey: >>16351782
Goalie jersey: pending

Want to create your own? Start here
https://www.pesmaster.com/kit-creator/beta/

>Team Music [pending]
Main Anthem
Goal Horn
Alternate Goal Horn 1
Alternate Goal Horn 2

Victory Anthem
See >>16288706 for lyrics and instructions, deadline to send vocaroo is
Janaury 20th. Use this karaoke if it helps: https://files.catbox.moe/zdp1gp.mp4

>Current Logo
Pic related, but might be changed in the future

>Player Roster
See Wiki for more details, still taking suggestions on player names and
positions. Please respond if you have any suggestions. Please indicate if you would like to help with modeling any of the models in the list.

I love Kiki. I LOVE KIKI. I FUCKING LOVE KIKI. KIKI I LOVE YOU.

>>16463257
/Pyon/ Sings project

Lyrics:

I've done my reps
Archived online
rembered I’m rabbit
Even this time

And sadder times
Can rember a few
I've had geese fly at me my life
But then I found (You)

And we gotta go on and on, and on, and on.

We are the champyons, my rabs
And we'll keep on posting ’til the end.
We are the champyons.
We are the champyons.
No time for geese
'Cause we are the champyons
Against the world

death do us part
Is what we will say
You made me ouh and gosling and everything that goes with it.
im a rabbit, ogey?

But it's not always comfy
Sometimes a sad day
I consider it a challenge to always test our strength,
Never filter away

And we gotta go on and on, and on, and on.

We are the champyons, my rabs
And we'll keep on posting ’til the end.
We are the champyons.
We are the champyons.
No time for geese
'Cause we are the champyons
Against the world

We are the champyons, my rabs
And we'll keep on posting ’til the end.
We are the champyons.
We are the champyons.
No time for geese
'Cause we are the champyons

~

Record yourself singing (no background music) in a vacaroo and send the link to my marshmellow:
https://marshmallow-qa.com/bunnyonvt?utm_medium=url_text&utm_source=promotion

Karaoke version: https://files.catbox.moe/zdp1gp.mp4
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbri009SE3w

>>16463092
Re-posting the soundpost version that the anon made from the last thread

https://files.catbox.moe/5z2z6i.mp4

>>16451695
>>16463413
https://youtu.be/F_ewkNxUScE
KIIIIIINNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

>I sang with Kiki

I bet she hasn't even played Revengence or DMC

Reposting WIP:
https://files.catbox.moe/bnvjmn.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7r6brq.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/2tkpug.jpg

>Bowser's area has the same exact tune as SM64
Absolute nice, I always liked that theme

>Active viewers jump between 16 to 24 sporadically
What's going on here

>>16463579
I think she should play them on stream and then Bayonetta after that, fun as fuck and peak /v/ kino

>>16463788
when people use too many emotes, youtube shadowbans them, and doesnt count them as a view. this is also true if they use adblock sometimes, and if they dont chat at all or havent chatted in a while or chat TOO much

>>16463823
>using DMC, Bayonetta and kino in the same sentence

>>16463872

>>16463861
>Be excite
>Get blocked
>Don't be excite
>Get blocked
>Become Goldilocks
>Just right

You don't lose anything if you renew membership at a lower tier then upgrade it later right? I might have $1 left on the card.

>>16463823
If she can't play a horror game I'd like to see her suffer through Dante Must Die and Hell and Hell

>>16464047
1 chat message per minute limit, no more than 3 emotes
take it or leave it

Eels look pretty dopey when they're not mad.

>>16464598
Just remember that they have a combination of an Alien second jaw and a vice grip tool

EELS ARE SIMPS

Electric eels have always fascinated me. An animal that can produce high voltage electricity seems so strange.

>>16464759
Like underwater puppies really

how do electric eels recharge their batteries?

I am so sleepy too
Kikis sleepiness doesnt help

Happy eel day all!

I'm worried about her, she doesn't sleep right and then she is too tired to stream so she pushes herself to make up for not streaming so she doesn't sleep right and the cycle continues. Kiki please be a responsible rabbit.

>>16464807
I was really tired this morning too. I managed to wake myself up but it took a caffeine tablet and an energy drink. No idea why I was so sleepy today.

This rabbit lives like a king.

https://files.catbox.moe/ezhwtf.mp4

>>16464837
she managed to keep with her schedule for a whole 3 days

>>16464796
Kiki brand recharging dock

sleepy rab

https://files.catbox.moe/o63x9k.mp4

i'm gonna buy a kiki daki and spank it and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>16465006
Based as hell

>>16465006
Kiki dakis are for sweet tender loving and cuddles, not spanking

Rest well Kiki, love you <3

i love this silly sleepy rabbit, i want her to be comfy and happy forever

Animol frens https://files.catbox.moe/ssk5pp.mp4

I want to hold this rabbit so tight. Sweet dreams Kiki.

rate so far??

>>16465274
Despite being sleepy she first runs ez 2 ez. Her sleepy voice cute too! Goodnight/Sweet dreams

>>16465274
would spank/10

>>16465274
I was happy to see my wife again, and Mario is always comfy / 10

>>16465274
infectious sleepiness/10

>>16465274
love this rab/10

>>16465274
noot noot/10

nigga bunny

Apparently rabbits aren't fans of oranges: https://files.catbox.moe/y6gkmz.mp4

Apparently rabbits aren't fans of oranges (headphone warning): https://files.catbox.moe/y6gkmz.mp4

>>16465486
>>16465530
anon what r u doin

>>16465274
Even though she was sleepy she did good. She really is a pro gamer rab. Overall fun. Can't wait for the rest of it. Sleepy rab wife/10

Love you kiki, have some comfy champ dreams

>>16465609
Added a headphone warning

>>16465274
Sleepy rab but once she figured out the mechs on things cleared well. I personally wouldn't have thought of doing the backflip+spin combo to get up the penguin island timer platform. Kiki a gamer rab

>trying to keep drama out of her life
>doing her hygiene reps
>knowing when she needs to rest
>keeps trying her best despite everything

I think we are going to see Kiki become even more perfect bros... She seems to be trying hard to make positive changes

>>16465757
Yep, this is the way forward Kiki. Just be the best Kiki you can be, thats the only thing under your control.

Just a relaxing rabbit

I wonder if little man know how to give bunny kisses https://files.catbox.moe/a26qvp.mp4

>>16467426
Of course he does he is a rabbit after all

My little sister is a 3D modeler, I'll see if she can help with some of these divegrass models.

>>16463257
>>Wiki
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//pyon/
Any ideas on who should be our goalie? I was thinking either barrel Kiki or Snail Poster

>>16469132
snail would be a fucking curse
go with barrel

>>16469262
I'm just trying to put the little guy to use. He's not too quick on his feet.

Is my love for Kiki real or do I love her because I am lonely?
does she feel the same? does she question her love for me the same way I do?
or is she relentless and blind with the fog made from her heart?
If so, I wish to be blind as well

>>16469312
She loves us. For a while I would get scared or worried, but I believe in her and trust her. She's my wife and I love her.

>>16469312
You can't measure or possibly quantity it. You can't represent it in words. You might not even realize it's there unless you were deprived of it. You don't just say "I'm in love because of XYZ conditions are met", it's a much more abstract thing. I think everybodies answer is different, but to me it's more something you experience in the things you do everyday and bring into reality through action. I think I love her because I spend almost every waking moment thinking about her, and the things I do I wouldn't do for somebody I didn't love deeply.

>>16469312
>picrel
>left: me before kiki
>right: me after kiki

At the very start I lingered in a state of uncertainty whether or not I was in love with her, until the first time I was faced with the possibility of losing her. What I felt was nothing like I felt about anyone online and quite honestly stronger than after losing "real" people and (some) pets. There was no other explanation besides I fell in love with her. Over time my love grew and I could be certain of it at any point in time, but still it remained linked to her wellbeing. Whenever she felt particularly happy or sad I would feel it as well - again, something that doesn't tend to happen as strongly even with people I know IRL. This is why the rrats and drama and the injury hurt me immensely, yet also continue to remind me how much I love her. I think Kiki feels the same way, she has said in the past she feels her love is stronger after every adversity. Though this is a bit self-destructive it is also reassuring. Of course I prefer that she is happy, and when she is, the same effect is achieved without the part where it hurts like hell.

Why did I fall in love with her? To an extent yes because I am lonely. The Donald Duck explanation is "propinquity", that simply spending time with the opposite sex will result in falling in love. Being that I don't tend to spend time with the opposite sex often, I fall in love easily and I knew the moment I saw her first stream if I allowed myself then I inevitably would. I don't see how this makes the love not real, the requirement was spending time with her so I am in love with her, not the idea of being in love. A more Mickey explanation would be I think she is a wonderful person whom I admire for many reasons, yet she is also flawed and my hope is I can help her overcome them and let her become even better.

Does she feel the same about us? Often I doubt that. Whether due to my insecurities or the asymmetrical nature of this relationship. I want to believe her and rationally I should believe her, she has done more to prove it than anyone should. What she did today made me very happy and as of right now I do believe her, but I fear my weakness will eventually overtake me again. Perhaps this is fine, as long as we keep reminding each other and grow stronger after each fall.

>wake up
>oh shit the stream
>stream ended 62 seconds ago
FUCK

>>16469312
I've never loved her and I never pretend I will I have irl people to stave away the loneliness

>>16471441
I'm happy for you

>>16470643
>Perhaps this is fine, as long as we keep reminding each other and grow stronger after each fall.
Well I'm glad you have that realization at least, it's a good attitude to have.

https://files.catbox.moe/wox9xs.mp4

>>16469312
I've experienced it once, twice if a short-term one counts. Due to my chemicals that were preset into my brain and/or the things I've learned that created the personality that I had when I fell in love, it felt like my love is tied mostly to lust and selfish desires, I don't believe I ever thought about making people I fell in love happy. That's why I've done several rituals to hopefully never fall in love ever again.

That being said, Do I love her?
I love when she's experiencing any kind of negative emotion, I've been addicted to shitposting this thread, but now it's not as fun to play with her feelings as much as before, maybe it's empathy, maybe I've gotten bored of it, maybe both.
This is really not that deep.

>>16472038
Based as fuck

>>16471627
Please bear in mind I was being overly pseudo-intellectual on purpose. TL;DR is adversity builds character or negative emotions have their own purpose.

>>16472038
I was expecting you to get involved in this discussion, and I'm happy to hear you're not as interested in hurting her as before.

https://youtu.be/wYVb0Axa6-0
https://youtu.be/wYVb0Axa6-0
https://youtu.be/wYVb0Axa6-0

>>16470643
Very well worded, this is pretty much how I feel about her but can't express it the way you do

>>16472354
I've been trying to record my vocaroo this entire time since her last stream and only just finally finished mine and will post soon. It's pretty insane how much work goes even into a simple 3 minute song. I have a newfound appreciation for Kiki, I could never have the confidence to do those karaokes live in front of an audience not sure how she does it.

>>16472701
Yeah... I just did practice and not even enough yet, didn't record mine yet.

>>16472038
I'm in the same boat schizo-kun, the sheer amount of samefagging and baitposting I did during the whole rrat fiasco 2 weeks ago was pretty intense and it was so exciting I didn't sleep for 2 days just constantly shitting up the thread because I found it fun
But now I'm tired, my energy on Kiki is spent and while I still watch sometimes and threadfag the feelings I feel towards her aren't as strong as they used to be both positive and negative
I still like cracking jokes and baiting her but I don't do it nearly to the extent I used to

>>16470643
Very articulate and self-aware you have my respects anon and I hope you find happiness in your real life one day

>>16472701
I've been trying too. Right now it's still too sovlful. I mean, it's going to be sovlful in the end but hopefully a little less.

>>16472871
A couple a tips I found worked for me, if you have a closet to record in it'll help cut out echos. Breath through your nose if possible. Stand while singing, and don't try to belt the high notes if you can't or it'll just sound horrible. t. I know nothing about singing

There's a bit of crackling in my vocaroo from the headphones brushing against something. Hopefully it's not too annoying..

>>16472998
>2 weeks ago
You mean one week ago, but yeah it did feel like a long time ago

>>16470643
I wish that I was as articulate as you. This accurately sums up my feelings for Kiki.

>>16473389
NTA, but thank you. This will be very helpful.

Judging from Kiki's fans I think she should take the pic related route

>>16474444
too far

>>16474444
She likes psychological damage not physical

>>16472701
have you ever participated in a vt sings project? Singing is hard as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sQSKaj5s4A&t=10s

>>16474755
I have not. But it was kind of fun, so maybe I'll keep my eyes peeled and join the next one.

>>16474755
This sounds amazing what the fuck

>>16474444
Another way to say it is Kiki is beautiful and people generally have two responses to beauty - they want to admire it and nurture it, or they want to destroy it. Same with cuteness and cute aggression. I've personally experienced both but I can safely say the latter doesn't apply to Kiki. I would not subject her to the "one use loli" experience.

Kiki, I've sent you vocaroo marshmallow
can you read the code phrase on stream
I didn't even listen to what I sang it was way too embarrassing, so sorry in advance

I sent mine earlier today!

>>16474755
Here's a particularly shitty one so people can feel better about themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDUK-yvwQs

>>16475101
There was one anon that sent one last night, and me and you, maybe >>16475207, so I'm guessing there should be at least 7 now.

>>16475225
I hope not everyone sings like cute anon

>>16475274
I did, I have a small amount of confidence in my singing.

>>16474755
wasn't kiki in 12 days?

>>16474444
NO
I want Kiki to become stronger from my abuse and then abuse me in spite

now that Kiki has our voice samples she can utilize echo location, that rabbits are famous for and locate each champyon and stalk their lives

>>16475325
I hope not, because I know I sure didn't. I'd rather not be the loudest voice in the crowd.

hello mr mushroom, is this where i can find the mario 64 stream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVb0Axa6-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVb0Axa6-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVb0Axa6-0
LIVE NOW

Snail poster is getting faster. That stream was only 24 hours ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f83oG1HKbko I just felt like this had to be reposted
I still think about that video every day and what it did for me

>>16475728
I should hope so, he's apparently one of our secondary strikers for divegrass

>>16475742
Luigi having such a different voice and zero Italian-ness compared to Mario always gets me

>>16475409
I listened back to it and I can't tell, lots of guys with deep voices so it was probably drowned out if she did

>>16475771
I believe in the snail. He'll be the hero to our underdog story, scoring the tournament winning goal at the last possible second when all hope seems lost. He might be slow, but the snail always comes through.

>>16475877
>>16475409
damn she did

>>16476414
https://youtu.be/K858VbYdHtc?t=252
>Cascade of bros
FUG

You're a collective army of dorks and losers, you're not cool you're dorks! I wish Kevin from ed edd n eddy were real and put you in your place! Play the game dork!

dorky rabbit!

well now i got warm fuzzies

>>16477111
cute dog

Bunday?

>>16477619
I'd tap that bun

Bunposters doko?

sorry it had to be done

Bunday? Ogey here is the cutest rabbit I own.

>>16463299
I fucking wish I could find a quite place to sing this I like singing and I sing along with metal and sea shanties all the times so I wouldn't sound like a soft-voiced faggot but goddamn I don't want my brother to hear me sing
Best of luck to you other vocaroo bros

>>16478016
You can try singing in your car?

>>16478016
let your brother join in

>>16478016
Just do it, it's three minutes of your life.

>>16478016
I was afraid of my neighbors hearing me, but after seeing how disappointed Kiki was with the lack of submissions I said fuck it and sang my heart out at 3am. Just do it.

>>16478347
how many submissions were there?

>>16478016
ikntfatw
I sing for my church so it's naturally very deep and Gregorian/Greek but holy shit I can't sing pop songs for the life of me

>>16478457
according to Kiki - 8

>>16478457
She said eight so far.

>>16478457
at the time I submitted mine last night: 3 not including mine

She's getting absolutely clobbered bros...

>>16479453
What do you mean? She did that first try.

Gunday?

Foiled again by that damned rabbit! We brick mouths never win!

>>16479902

>>16479902
guns are cool, especially black powder ones, I'm thinking about getting remington 1858

>>16479902

>>16480830

>>16480931

>>16479902

pee into my mouth pls

Kiki I will drink right from the tap.

T o T

>>16479902
can you stop instigating the thread to spam useless shit? bunday is enough.

I want to hear it.

>>16482386
Imagine if she forgot to mute haha

>>16482304
funday

I'm not useless, I'm a very sophisticated rabbit

>>16482304
boo hoo

>>16482486
That's what I want for Kikimas.

>>16482304
https://youtu.be/9uI-0A59KFE?t=4

i know you're reading this kiki
i love you

>>16482287
>What's that smell? Oh, Kiki's Kiki, it sings to me...it's enough to make a man sick

how'd the dinner go?

>>16483147
she hated it

>>16483147
Dinner was me eating her cunny and it was delicious.

Kiki's Kiki but different

>>16483147
It was 20 people and they thought she was insane, doubt it went very well...

>>16483362
I mean
she is insanely in love

>>16483362
What the fuck? Thats' horrible

>>16483147
There was a dinner?
Huh?

>>16483996
yeah we organized a little meetup

>>16483996
everyone was there, you missed it?

I get a bit of a chuckle out of that one guy this morning who spent like 30 minutes trying to figure out how to join memberships only to not show up for either of the live streams today.

>>16483996
kiki was dessert

Talked about me for 30 minutes at her family gathering- can my lovely rabbit wife be any more based today? I tell my family about you as well Kiki, my close family are happy for me.

I like when she swears.

she hates a certain race

Wow these Hololive kimonos are amazing right fellow Champyons?

>She showed her family fanart
DID YOU SHOW THEM CUNNY?
BASED

Kiki is the fastest racist around

somewhat of a racist myself

>>16484784
>EY WHAT'S UP MY N
I'm glad I started watching Kiki just yesterday because that had me in absolute stitches. Absolutely did not expect that from her with how she was talking so cutely to the other stars

im a super racist

Kiki I'm told the current divegrass model for you has bandaids for panties. Should we fix this?

this is kinda funny
I love it

>>16485114
>Fix
What needs fixing exactly

she's getting a tad bittilted

I love watching her rage.

I love racisting in my racist car, I am a real racist, the most racist in my town

>>16485114
show em

jigaboo race

They called her the racist rabbit in highschool

she wants people to see

Kiki is a rabbit
She is very cute
I want to hear her play
Her Japanese flute

>>16485775
she can play with my flute

>>16485114
This is what it looks like from the bottom.

>>16485938
UOOOOOOOOH

>>16485938

>>16485938
SEX

So is mamapyon BLEACHED?

>>16485938
holy fuuucking baaaaaaaaaaaaased

>>16485938
UOH

>>16485938

>>16485938

>>16485938
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>16485938
should check with divegrass if its against any rules

>>16485938
saved

>>16485938
Dear GOD UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Kiki...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK @rate anon, this steam went straight to infinite/10 that's my answer

Well we won't know how well it works unless you show us

bandaid Kiki is canon now

SHES A FUCKING SUCCUBUS MY DICK CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

rip it off slowly or fast?

I didn't know your Oshi was a whroe

>>16485114
and heres kiki with the shoulders fixed a bit.

fuck this taking the day off work for this stream now in case any other gems arise

I uooohed IRL
I hope my neighbours don't think I am retarded

YOU FEISTY LITTLE MINX I NEED TO BREED YOU

kiki please this is too much

>>16486840
She takes after the best

>>16486875
Looks much better IMO!

>>16486875
much better

>>16486875
Good improvement. Thank you for your work, Anon.

>>16486875
Pretty gud

So why does she coomer bait so hard? For the numbers?

>>16487862
I don't know, all I know is that it makes me diamonds

>>16487862
She's a coomer. She understands us coomers.

>>16487862
Yeah pretty much, it piques the viewer count and gets people to stick around for more clips like it

reps
https://youtu.be/UKK2RPTbDac?t=5865

>>16487862
Please do tell, how you arrived at such a bizarre and ridiculous viewpoint.

Where did all these newfags come from? They are in the chat too.

>>16488190
I miss Boom

>>16487862
Bait or not, I have a thing for small and IMAGINE sized girls as is

>>16488251
>New IP
>Calls other people newfags
GREYNAME

Having a deja vu for some unknown reason

>>16488271
Boom has been about recently.

>>16488251
you're very possessive

>>16488190
I recognize a lot of those names
Names that don't show up anymore

>>16488271
>>16488362
I hate people who bring names here, the thought that I might be your next object of interest disgusts me.

let's stop with the doom posting.

>>16488435
>Gosling over champs
Omegabased

>>16488459
NTA, just chill here bro

>>16463067

>>16488338
owned him epic style!

>>16488459
yeah this thread does have its darlings that get mentioned from time to time

>>16488435
Because the requirement for watching Kiki is too high. You can't watch anyone else and you have to watch her VoDs. So once people realize watching Kiki isn't worth it they ditch.

>>16472038
>>16472998
Will you two fucking stop

Stop being doomers you fucking faggots. Kiki is doing so good today.

>>16488459
Shutup

>>16488619
After you buddy.

>>16488459
>he took the carrot-pill
based

Ogey Kiki
I'll go play some 2hu instead

>>16488459
agreed

I don't even know how to namefriend.
Never have.
Never will.

no one ever namefags about me :(

you guys are weird but if it makes my daughter happy...

>Schizochamp really went to play 2hu
Based

>>16488999
Hi mom

Kiki do you want a clips channel or no?

>>16488998
Stfu fizz

>>16488999
Nice digits, mom

>>16488999
what kind of mother cant even spell Kiyomi right

>>16488998
I am glad no one namefriends me, it's always in a bad light

Why does she always the same exact amount of viewers every stream?

>>16489107
She said in a few other streams she doesn't want a channel for it but she'd be fine with making a mega or playlist on her channel with clips.

>>16488999
MAMAPYON I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME

>>16485938
>>16486126
Anon doing archive reps, it should be fine. /hlg/ had a player with their bare cunny out for a invitational back in December. It really is up to your team's preference. Although it was never seen on stream since the camera operator that day was sort of retarded.

>>16489176
sorry bad at English
fixed mistake

>>16489192
It's me and my bots

>>16489192
>has small but dedicated fan base
>fanbase shows up to her streams
it's not a hard puzzle

>>16489192
Kiki is swinging around nigga ghosts at a nigga surrounded by rocks

I checked /vt/ catalog
why the fuck is numbers thread with 1003 replies?

>>16489520
Get back in /hag/ mamapyon they need help with Divegrass

Why is Kiki so bad a babee gaem

*changes appearance*
Gentlepyons, would you kindly shitpost in a respectful manner next time?

>>16489869
Greynames are just oldfags who don't want to be harassed by threadfags

only kiki cunny!
https://litter.catbox.moe/tj7erd.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/li3qg6.jpg

Baby bunny https://files.catbox.moe/gux2l0.mp4

>>16489363
You're telling me the exact same 24 people always attend her streams, and there's never any decline or increase? That's not normal.

>>16490329
holy shit that's cute

>>16490354
It's called commitment, we love our wife.

kiki reading this make me feel things... she's so sweet and motherly...I'm fighting back tears here

>>16490354

>>16490328
I've already beat off twice this stream, this rabbit is going to rob me of all my life force.

>>16490354
we don't watch vtubers in our free time, we make time to watch our wife.

>>16490354
If you weren't so new you'd tell some of her older viewers are gone, these new ones we don't know their intention yet but I am suspicious it could just be drama fags waiting for something juicy to happen

>>16490519
Sometimes I put bird watching youtube channels on my TV and they zone out like this, it's adorable

>>16490354
>That's not normal.
Elaborate

>>16490511
this

>>16490354
Yes. I watch all of her streams, and I prioritize them above other obligations.

>>16490354
>same 24
I'll have you know, I'm a complete newfag here who's simply enjoying a rabbit

>>16490354
Watch more indies and you'll understand

rrats on why Kiki deleted her only community post? has she forgiven Susan?

My favorite prehistoric dinosaur is Kiki

>>16490769
>Prism
>Indie

>>16490876
What was it? Was it antisemitc?
There's a lot of stuff to get Kiki deleted if enough trains decided to report her so she needs to cover her tracks and delete things

Have you given your thanks to schizo anons?

>>16491196
Sorry but I'm clueless of what they've done to help us.
t. schizo

>>16491691
I've done more for this general than you could ever imagine
t. schizo

>>16491885
No, I know who you are.

>>16492023
I know who you are

Kiki's inclining!

>>16491691
>Champyon pride and unity is at it's highest
>Viewercount is up
>Newfrens coming in
>Threads more fun than ever
>Kiki making /wvt/ trannies seethe
You really should be more thankful for all my hard work

>>16492144
Obviously.

>>16492172
I am, and I hope you keep it up

>>16492172
You've never done anything. In real life or this thread.

>>16490564
newfag here, i watch her to enjoy my new wife and forget about my loneliness when she streams kek

It's ogey I do it all for Kiki anyways
Her misery is just as enjoyable as her happiness

>>16492307
Beyond based

>>16492172
>>16492354
Schizogod...

>>16492172
>drama = more viewers
we should do it more often.

>>16492354
truly based

I don't know what is but imagining Kiki trapped in a big bubble is giving me a boner

You can stop samefagging. I mean you probably can't but it we know you're doing it.

>>16492471
She's still young, it's good to fabricate rrats and release them in a controlled environment so she goes full menhera but champs are there to help her thus giving her a thicker skin in the process whilst deepening her love. It's the perfect system

>>16492561
Believe or not it DOES work

>>16492354
I appreciate the honesty.

>>16492627
You don't give a shit if it works or not you just said you're doing it because you enjoy to see her suffer.

When's the next omega rrato? Valentines day? If that works her viewership should skyrocket past Bea

>>16492627
I'm slow, wtf is a rrat

>>16492819
It's Kiki's nickname for her cunny

>>16492172
>>16492354
arigato

>>16492736
you may be mistaking them with other schizos who don't bear any respect to this place

>>16492819
how new?

>>16492819
wouldn't you like to know

>>16492819
Did you come here through the ad?
Honest question

>>16492963
No, did not come here through the ad

>>16493042
It's slang for my massive cock
Whenever someone says rrat they are thinking of my penis

>>16493222

>>16493343
m-meds...

>>16492819
Welcome friend. What do you think of this photo of me and my wife?

>>16493623
i thought the drama filtered you.

>>16492819
funny word for rrat, used once by pekora the rabbit

>>16493623
You look cute together anon.

>>16494255
Never left!

>>16492354
You should be thankful it isn't a real relationship
Could you imagine the person you dedicate yourself to and only love was questioning your loyalty and thought you where a liar and you had nobody to turn to?
It hurts like fucking hell and it's one of the main reasons why I pick vtubers over real women

what happened in Joisey stays in Joisey
but what happened in joisey?

>papapyon still doesn't trust that rabbit to make her own coffee

>>16494668
NTA, I've been in a 3 year long-distance relationship with a pathological liar, I can understand schizos pretty well now

>>16494668
>I make poor choices ,get into relationships with bad women instead of good women therefor all women suck and vtubers are my only choice.

What the fuck is happening to this planet

>>16494970
And why don't you have a girlfriend if women are so great?
Not a chuuba, I mean a real women you can physically touch and make love with

>>16494970
I only want a relationship with one woman, it's Kiki, and she's a good woman.

>>16495027
I have a micro penis

ONLY KIKI

>>16494970
>What the fuck is happening to this planet
Advanced Mouse Utopia and cyberpunk dystopia taking hold

>>16495078
It's all about how you use it, anon...

>>16494668
>he chose a vtuber over a real one

>>16495027
NTA but real women are ugly

>>16495098
I hate to agree with this but you're right. This was predicted thousands of years ago for fuck sake

>>16494970
I only attract mentally ill girls

>>16495078
Look on the bright side, at least your balls don't touch water when you sit on the toilet like mine.

>>16495198
What the fuck kind of toilet do you have that water's that close?

>>16495124
ah memories...

>>16495198
anon... ball size has nothing to do with dick size
I am so sorry for your loss

>>16495113
But what does this mean? Like you stick it in and wriggle it around in a certain way to get girl off? Or keggles or what?

>>16495124
NEW IP

>>16495078

>>16495124
Kek I still remember Kiki's reaction, fun times

>>16495198
>at least your balls don't touch water
why is this bad?

>>16495230
I take manly shits so the toilet is constantly clogged little pugga

>>16495230
I just have an inconveniently large ballsack.

>>16495078
you're and me both

>>16495230
he is german

>>16495078
RIP you anon, genetics really did fuck you over

>>16495289
It feels gross and is cold.

>>16495244
In my case I'm still 7" in the dick department.

4" hard chads with perfectly average dicks ww@

>>16495369
going by average male statements
5" dicklet...

>>16495414
>4"
>average
anon, I-

>>16495464
4 inches is average

>>16495417
I'm honest about it but it doesn't matter because I'm a virgin.

>>16495488
in SEA maybe

What you retards and newfags don't understand is that the people who watch Kiki make up an infinitesimal small population of people when compared to the rest of anons who watch vtubers. Same with the amount of people in this world who are KHV, NEETS robots and /wiz/ards are an incredibly small minority.
What I'm trying to get at is that the people who watch Kiki are turbovirgins of the highest caliber, none of them ever had a gf or sex and none of them ever will so let us enjoy our oshi in peace

>>16495488
maybe in sea land
rest of the world enjoys 6"

>>16495518
>>16495530
I'm american, its average

>>16488190
damn, i miss her natural voice

>>16495488
In the gay bath house I frequent everyone has 7" cock minimum

>>16495258
Micro peen anon here and this is all normie bullshit I've heard more times than a scot talking about golf. Women want to be penetrated by dick first and foremost, none of this "just use your hand bro" normie nonsense. I'm fed up with it and normie optimism in general. Every girl I get its the same rig-a-ma-roll of sniggering explaining it doesn't matter when it does because you're the bitch that keeps going on about all the time.

>>16495549
anon...

>>16495563
I'm not sure if I should ask how you know that, anon.

>>16495597
you can't be serious...this can't be fucking happening to me I'm going to fucking kill myself this isnt real is it?

>>16495563
Based as fuck

>>16495258
NTA but you just rubs the entrance, it's like the head of the penis for girls and just like penis the rest of the shaft doesn't matter, you barely felt anything.
just watch this sex vtuber called virtuallylewd she did an educational video on pornhub about how penis size doesn't matter.

>>16495638
It's fine you retard, 4" is functional. It's not like you were going to have a porn career anyway.

wee wee sizes....

>>16495710
I don't want to get laughed at

>>16495521
True des
But don't forget wizards can sometimes end up being ryonafags too

>size in the end doesn't even matter since you won't ever use it anyway

>>16495710
fuck off whoa is me and my massive 4 inch cock, some of us don't have have 2. If I had a cock your size I would be happy for the rest of my days. you people piss me off

>>16495710
>>16495775

GET YOUR COCKS OUT EACH OTHERS MOUTHS AND POST RABS. IT'S BUNDAY!!

you dicklets will never please Kiki

>>16495865
I WILL SUCK THE DICKS
I WILL LIKE IT
YOU WONT STOP ME

>>16495867
none of these losers will meet or fuck her anyway, so it doesn't matter.

>>16495867
it was enough to please her in that short break