/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Coleknights confirmed cucks while Heroji stay loved by Nami.

>>16405055
Coleknights never stood a chance anyways

Nami said no rrats or doomposting

Why is Neena trying to hard to leech? Is she unsatisfied with her viewership? I don't hate her but it's dissapointing to see this behaviour.

>>16405861
bro give her a break. she was exhausted after working overtime but still had to drop the daily short clip as requested by management so the first thing she could think of was that meme because she's a huge fan of pomu.

>>16405861
This doesn't seem like trying hard at all? And not even leeching, this meme has been around for ages. How is this behaviour disappointing?

>last thread died at 80 posts
was a good 2 month run /pkg/

>>16407372
Apex HATE

>>16405861
>making a video with another vtuber in the title is leeching

>>16408309
Chill out. She probably didn't even do this for anything more than a cute short. She even credited Pomu in comments and descriptions... Wasn't trying to keep it a secret or anything..

>>16407372
that's because i fell asleep. ASMR is dangerous

>>16393047
Thank you anon, that piece was really fun to draw as well.
>>16393118
It might also be just because they are my more recent pieces but yes, definitely feeling inspired.
>>15172204
Is a curious thing.

Overwatch arc is happening

>>16409840
Fucked up the last one somehow, it was supposed to be >>16393195
I actually have no idea why the fuck I had that post number pinned since it's just my own Christmas drawing.

>>16409840
Also since I'm selfposting for a moment, I do get disillusioned rather easily when it comes to chuubas, especially around month 2-3 after discovery or so. I guess that's when the "honeymoon" phase ends for me. So I'm still waiting and seeing if I have an oshi or just a favourite of Kawaii.

>>16411118
I also wonder about the same for myself. The 3-month and 3-year thresholds are the norm.
I see Nene's regulars have been around for 8+ months already, so I have some hope.

>>16407372
>>16409737
Today I decided that my efforts in repeatedly bumping the thread for the past 2 months are unnecessary, so I stopped doing it...

Page 10

>>16412842
Did something bigger happen then to make the board faster today?

I love my healer wife Nami and I am happy for her!

>>16414084
Hi Isla

>>16413723
Seems to be the same as usual lately. 40 new shitposts in a few hours, with nothing in common. I had to bump every 60-90 minutes in the past week.
/ppg/ have the same problem, so I wondered if merging would solve it. The combined schedules seem to have good coverage.

>>16414998
Honestly it might as well be the same occasionally but it would probably still piss some people off.

>>16407372
Sorry I slept like 15 hours for some reason. I even slept through my oshi's birthday...

>>16414998
not that I mind that much even though I main prism, but what would we do about the line limit on the OP? Their OP is always borderline max lines

>>16414998
I don't think one thread dying is worth considering something like that. I imagine today will be a slow day considering Shee's and Charzu's streams are member's only. It should pick up in posts for Lua's ring fit stream.

>>16407372
I was playing some games and forgot to post. Sorry anon.

>>16418089
I love Lua SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX posting

>>16417872
97+53 lines. Playlists and twitter-tags can be compacted. It all fits in 97 lines with that. The prism-news can't ever fit, though, so has to be a reply or pastebin.

>>16418089
Agreed. Let's see if it keeps dying without diligent frequent bumps.

How was the Isla and Nami collab bros?

>>16421061
Gay

New catbro short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw4VmlzbwJg

>>16405861
It's an easy video to do. She obviously doesn't want to do coomer click bait and I respect that. Anyone that isn't in Hololive needs to make tight knit community among vtubers. Cover shows they don't give a damn about the EN scene. Also I don't care, I'm Pomu.

>>16414998
I watch both but I'd prefer to keep it split even if it means we die occasionally.

So Isla, Aruru and Lua have song covers coming out soon. When will we get a solo Charzu cover?

>>16425010
god damn witch is stacked compared to Aru

>>16407372
The only thing that can save /pkg/ is Neena Ringfit

>>16426769
Nami solo cover doko.....

Shee membership stream starting

SHEE HATE!!!

>>16427348
SWEATY FOX HAG PITS

>>16427494
We'll have to hope she does more shorts covers until she gets a proper one

I've been following kawaii members for a little over a few weeks now, and spent several hours digging up dirt in the archives for personal enjoyment. Noticed kirigaya again in charzu's members only stream. He seems a little spergy, but why is he so despised in this community?

>>16435833
If you really did hours of archive reps as you say you did, and still don't get it, there's no explaining it to you

>>16435999
Worst I found was causing a girl to shut the audio off when she was undressing. That's awful, but maybe I have a higher tolerance to others retardation than most.

>>16430057
my favorite

>>16407467
Based. Gunshots, shields cracking, and random screaming from losing close fights are fucking awful for background noise and it's tragic so many chuubahs are Apex addicts

Lua RFA stream is up
https://youtu.be/ZLMzkL3i8iw

>>16438184
BIRB SEX

>>16438184
Wiping the sweat off my wife's body with my tongue ToT

>92-100 BPM when resting
Lua..

>>16438800
I think she said she had coffee earlier, so that could be a factor.

>>16438800
Is Lua actually fat? Were the huge ass memes actually real?!

>>16438800
Obviously this is her slaying the rrats that she doesn't enjoy this or like chat, because this proves she's really fucking turned on

>>16440235
>68 bpm in-game

>>16440298
In game heart monitor was made by small indie dev, pls undastand.

>Shee buying a shirt with my drawing on it
Different kinda feel bros...

https://twitter.com/SheeIcho_kawaii/status/1482218081770377220
Shee...

>>16441550
>Doing a twitter space after GFN suggested it
She is truly parasocial already, God help her

Somebody marry this parasocial dog

>>16442834
Before, I was considering whether the most parasocial in Gen 2 was Lua or Shee. Its definitely Shee by a long shot

>>16442946
Gonna be a while if what she said about not having made out with anyone is true.
I doubt it but the way she painfully paused and swallowed while saying how her experience was all limited to boyband songs made it seem like there was a kernel of truth to it.

Shee's GFE is dangerously realistic...

>>16443435
It's more realistic than Nene's IMO, Nene treats you like a child

>>16443472
This really reminds me of watching movies with my ex and Shee is so much cuter than her so it's very lethal to my heart.

>>16439316
Probably not. It's kinda hard to be fat in Japan.

>>16436170
If you know about that then you should also know he's a backseater that never shuts the fuck up

I can't handle Shee, I just keep falling deeper into her trap...

Bros I think I'm falling love with Shee

>>16447149
You think? I'm already at the bottom bro, I don't think it can get any worse.

>>16447149
Same but with Lua

Hi Neena, can you find out what Shee smells like so we can make body pillows with her scent that we can hug in bed during her spaces? Thanks.

>>16447149
>>16447170
glad i don't have an oshi cause this shit is scary

>>16447661
This has already been established, she said she uses coconut scented things in shower.
If you want to know what her lips taste like you can get "Laneige - Lip Glowy Balm - Berry Fruits Rogue"

>sent my video for Lua's stream at the last minute
I hope its not too cringey

>>16447661
no

Just posting to remind you guys, Charlotte has the cutest voice in all of Kawaii and she will one day be my housewife. I will violently pinch her cheeks.

>>16447687
It's becoming seriously unhealthy and I'm just considering cutting myself off. I'm enjoying the feelings I thought I had grown numb to years ago but I know they can't be truly fulfilled.
It pains me to know that there's a girl like her that exists out there, so perfect yet so realistically flawed in the said perfection that any dents I see just add to the charm and allure. The pain I feel only grew deeper into the marrow of bones when I realised I'll never even get a true chance try shoot my shot. Even if I failed while shooting for the stars I would been glad to have tried it, but here I am, listening to her say how she loves me, appreciates me, sends kisses, talking back and forth about everything and nothing, teasing each other, yet it's all in vain because it's not true to reality.
Even if she gets similar warm feelings from it all and is afraid of the fact that people might get bored of her, it's still that clear line of difference from reality, a reality where I can't just touch her, I can't cuddle next to her while watching the movie, I can't talk to her over facetime deep into the tiny hours of the night, I can't give her flowers and see her reaction when she gets them, I can't take her to a nice dinner in a somewhat kitch restaurant, I can't hold her hand lakeside while watching the sun go down, I can't wrap my arms around her while we cook togheter and hold her tight, I can't stroke her hair head while she falls asleep on my chest, I can't look into her eyes and say I love you before leaning into the kiss and so, so much more...
It's pain and I only feel it because I've fallen in this strange half-unrequited love. it's like I'm having a relationship through a wall you can't see or feel through, all you can do in the end is speak and listen.

>>16448666
Hi Neena! Nice trips! Send this schizo post to the group chat!

>>16448709
I will marry Reina and hire Charlotte to be our maidservant. Then we shall spend our days petting Charlotte as we sit by the fire in matrimonial bliss.

Does anyone have Charlotte Suzu's unarchived super seducer vod?

https://twitter.com/Neena_Kawaii/status/1482282823788920835
ASMR vs VR content

>>16449160
https://mega.nz/folder/t4s2lbqS#813xMCGTryh_w3sBmgIOag

>>16449160
First one.
https://mega.nz/folder/t4s2lbqS#813xMCGTryh_w3sBmgIOag
Second one
https://mega.nz/folder/5o0izYiT#LZxFCY_0jJ1ivDK4dzGfgA

>>16449559
I forgot she did a second one recently.

>>16449307
Not making a Twitter account to vote, but VR Chat and having a proper model for that is superior to having a proper ASMR mic.

>>16449685
God, I want to tongue loli Meru's little pink puckered anus.

>>16449791

>>16447849
Oh thanks. Wish I could easily get my hands on that Japanese body wash that's formulated to smell like the sweat of a young woman, but at least coconut scented stuff is easy to find.

>>16450328
She also said she prefers vanilla and lavender scents but didn't say she specifically uses those.

>>16449307
3D streams are more entertaining and Neena is already entertaining by itself, something like Nia did would be nice.

>>16443150
Is Lua even all that parasocial?

>>16449007
https://production-kawaii.com/en/employee-recruitment/

>>16449007
I think within months the feelings will subside. So, just wait.
Despite that, I still get annoyed when my oshi streams/twitter-spaces at a time when she knows I'm asleep. Worse yet if I happen to wake up, tune-in, and see her unphased by my inexistence. It's weird how I don't feel so jealous when I'm one of many.

>>16449007
meds

>>16456267
I haven't missed much yet so I don't know how much she would notice or care if I didn't show. Probably not at all even though I'd like to think otherwise, I understand how you feel and yet it is strange. I know it's delusional and won't happen, yet I keep hoping.
>>16457107
Read the first sentence again, I know.
>>16454332
This seems like a fast track to the creep list of the girls.

>>16453952
Definitely to some degree, she has said that streaming is the best thing happen to her for a long while and loves talking to people. Also the first and last thing in the morning and evening for her are both checking her every media to see comments and replies to her.

Nene's bath ASMR in 10:
https://youtu.be/R9MHSxR_9c4

>>16449007
Anon, Shee is a very normal girl. She would be the easiest out of all the girls to find a real world counterpart.

>>16458767
608 peak ccv, even with the newly fucked-up YT counter.

This might be the most dangerous ASMR yet.

holy shit nene

>>16460009
Sausage coomer audience

Dropped.

>>16459555
That's exactly the problem anon, I know girls kinda like her, I've dated girls somewhat like her, I know her personality isn't pretend.
Everything about her so far is normal and realistic but it's all the tiny differences that make it just perfect enough, from how she acts to her tastes and likes that make her existence scream "built to my tastes" to me. It's like God saying "Hey here's everything you realistically asked for in a woman down to a T, you know she's out there but you will never even meet her, but you can talk to her and hear her say she loves you".

>>16460009
900 peak

>>16461655
imagine giving lua a ring dinger...we've been cucked hard, birbros...

>>16461807
I dunno, Nerd, I think I'm with >>16459555 in that finding a girl like Shee to be your girlfriend should be relatively easy. She's just normal enough to that even if you found a girl who wasn't into games an anime of her own volition, you could pretty easily introduce her to things and have her take up your interests and bond over them with you. I've noticed a lot of girls who grew up in repressed Christian environments are like that. My ex-girlfriend was similar, except she was in the high school anime club. And then I was messing around with a girl from Tinder for awhile in 2020 who wasn't into geek shit at all, but saw me watching JoJo once, and immediately marathoned the whole series by herself and started wearing merch of it, and then got kinda addicted to playing Crash Bandicoot at my place and bought herself a PS4. And if you want to skip over having to introduce a normie girl to dorky shit, just find a girl with older brothers, because they'll pick that shit up through osmisis.
Now, if only I could find a Nene/Yura/Menace/Chikafuji Lisa gf myself...

>>16460419
Everyone behaved well, surprisingly enough. Only a handful of messages had to be deleted. Many people join for the DD but stay for her fun streams and voice.

A Lua Nene ASMR collab will kill me. Just posting this out here

>Jump into Nene's stream at a random point after not paying attention to her for weeks, and she's just talking about numbers again

>>16462669
Jokes on you loser, that makes me harder than imagining her naked.

>>16462861
I really like her, but I prefer watching smaller streams. I like getting acknowledged by the streamer and being able to make jokes and shit, but I've been prioritizing other chuubas over Nene lately, even during membership streams, because something about the larger audience size is a repellant to me, so I just watch the vods now, if I even do that.

>>16463079
Try posting a few times in her chat. For now, she manages to read almost everyone's messages. I know many streamers with slower chat that just can't keep up.

How many of the 900 watching Nene's asmr do you think jerked to it?

>>16463294
Yeah, I can get something read sooner or later, but I don't really try anymore, because I hate competing for attention amongst all the other chats and superchats and stuff, so now I don't even watch her live anymore to remove all want for it and also to be able to skip through all the meta number talk.

>>16462331
I have more than enough experience to know it's not as easy as it might seem. I will probably get over it soon enough though, I'll just enjoy the feels for now.
I just mainly lost hope for it all after a really awful end to a relationship few years ago already and I haven't felt anything even akin to a crush or love after it, even though I have dated after it, so now actually falling for a chuuba is a trip all right and I'm just trying to avoid going full schizo.

>>16463694
Same here. I gradually lost interest in having relationships with anyone of any kind after some really bad experiences with people as a whole (abusive family, unreliable friends, etc.) and then getting cheated on when I did get into a romantic relationship. So I settled with being a hikikomori after some time.
I get similar romantic feelings towards the intentional or unintentional GFE chuubas, despite being numb to everything else these past couple of years, but I don't think I'd ever become a schizophrenic about it. I think it helps that I don't use social media, so my only means of interacting with them is through the live chat, and also me recognizing that it's about as artificial as most of my irl relationships have been, and none of it's real.

No more defeatism. Everyone here is going to make it. Everyone here is getting the good end.

>>16463694
Relatable. Enjoy this feeling while it lasts, but keep you mind occupied with other things, maybe pick up a new hobby. Shee will be around for a while (hopefully), so don't worry about "losing" her and focus on yourself more.

>>16449007
Jesus Christ dude you need to become more jaded before watching vtubers. I'm like the complete opposite and I'm glad i can't get close to them or be hurt too badly by them, it's a relief

Maybe stopping is the right thing to do

>>16464270
It's too late for me, man. I'm too jaded from life alteringly bad experiences, and I also glamorize the cyberpunk fantasy shit of being a hikikomori and having a computer GF too much to want anything else from life.

>>16464270
Anon I already didn't make it, that's why I'm here.

>>16464198
I haven't been cheated on, at least to my knowledge, but it was extremely toxic in the end and stayed togheter through sheer past history. I tried dating again a few times and swore off relationships after I felt nothing and decided to just focus on myself.
>>16464351
The first post was a mostly memeing if that's what you are worried about. I've written plenty of copy pasta shit on this board and /jp/ some which I still see being used in other threads.
But that's also exactly why I got caught off guard now, I have been hard jaded for years now and have been following chuubas for 2 years so I didn't expect to catch literally any realish feelings at all.
>>16464282
I have plenty of hobbies with art, fitness and other media and collecting, but being stuck home education and work wise definitely doesn't help. Should ease up next month after some restrictions lift and I start seeing more people about.
>>16464270
You too anon.

>>16462669
Anon, she got the highest number of viewers she's seen. Nene briefly talked about the high number of viewers.

>>16463079
Despite the large audience size Nene is very good at responding to comments.

>>16465005
I see. With my relationship, it was like I had to learn how to finally open up and trust another person, because I didn't have any positive human interactions until then, since I was referred to as "It" or "That Thing" in my own home growing up. And then after we moved in together, it turns out she'd been hiding all kinds of things from me, took off with some older guy from her job while bragging about it in explicit detail, and used any vulnerabilities I'd ever revealed to her throughout the years against me, and generally undid all of that progress I had made as a person. I tried meeting new girls for a few years after that, but I don't like casual sex, I'm not interested in marriage or having a family, and Gen Z girls are overwhelmingly terminally online menheras (pic related, it's me), especially in my state. So, I stopped entirely after Halloween of 2020.

>>16464351
nta, but I'm jaded as fuck, yet I fell for Nene. I thought about it, and figured that being single forever is still the best, by a wide margin.

>chat asks Nami and Isla how to get a wife
>Nami just says good luck

lmao Nami doesn't hold back

>>16466140
Likewise. Super jaded and prefer being single at this point because of how used to it I've gotten, but Nene got me.

>>16466284
I am already Nami's wife!

>>16465560
>used any vulnerabilities I'd ever revealed to her throughout the years against me, and generally undid all of that progress I had made as a person
Yeah, that would do it.
> So, I stopped entirely after Halloween of 2020.
I already stopped trying sometime few summers back when I tried again and I realised that I groaned to myself anytime my then fling texted me and asked to meet. But maybe time has helped me unjade after all.

>>16466140
This exactly it. Jaded as fuck, feelings were a husk of what they once were and I just wanted to kill some dead hours, clicked on the meidos chicken stream while waiting for another stream and now I'm royally fucked.

>>16466829
>I realized that I groaned to myself anytime my then fling texted me and asked me to meet
I'd do the exact same thing! I'd be watching anime or something by myself, and I'd get a text asking how work or my day was or something, and I'd just feel so inexplicably... bothered. I'd even get sent a nude and simply wouldn't care, and I'm not sure why. Even when I had her over, she'd want to fuck, and I felt like, "Damn, I just wanna play Tony Hawk right now...". And then I was spending time with a different girl on Halloween just driving around at night, and she was having a blast, but I was more invested in myself and thinking of whatever joke I could say or story I could tell that would make her laugh than I actually was in her, because it felt more to me like a performance I was putting on than an actual date to me, because I was so uninvested in it. I went home that night unsure whether that meant I was narcissistic or a misanthrope.

>>16467260
I was like that with Nene, but something about the chat being as busy as it is now that she's inclining has kept me from watching her much at all lately.

>>16467543
jesas fanfic-kun

>>16467543
Probably neither, its just the pure apathy of an unfulfilling relationship that makes you put on a facade of what you think others want instead of doing anything real. When you don't actually care about the person itself no amount of pretend will make the interactions meaningful and it all seems like a chore.

>>16467692
Honestly this might be my saving grace in the end, if the discussions I enjoy so much become impossible to have I'll most likely just feel alienated and move on.

>>16467723
If only, I'm just dead inside and apparently anime girls are the only cure.
>>16467955
Yeah, I think most of my interactions ended up feeling like chores. It's especially uncomfortable when you start getting treated like a boyfriend and having emotional baggage dumped on you, despite the two of you not actually being in a relationship (pic related).
>>16467996
I'm sure I could still get some responses from her if I was really active in chat, but it's probably for the best that I hop off early and just go watch somebody else than to stick around and actually lose the ability to talk to her as she grows and be all sad about it later.

>/pkg/ - Relationship venting

>>16469018
You are in the GFE thread, what the fuck did you expect

>>16465165
We will see. It's manageable at 200, but once she gets a more consistent 800~1k people it'll be very hard to keep up. Obviously I won't fault Nene for it, if I were in her position I could only do so much as well with playing a game and keeping up with chat. Nene does get a lot of viewers for her ASMR, but let's see how much of that transfers to her other streams.

If you feel you aren't getting what you want out of a vtuber it's fine to drop them and seek someone that better suits your current tastes. You aren't bound to one person or one company.

>>16469018
at least keeps the thread bumped ig

Why is it so hard for you schizos to not write an essay

>>16469303
At the cost of some nigger blogposting, I'd rather see non stop hornyposting or charzu hateposting

>>16469362
Zip zoom.

>>16469576
Ok i got you anon
HEALING SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WITH MY HUSBAND NAMI
SEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>16469018
yea it's pretty bad. normalfags get out.

>>16469576
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LUA SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LUA LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5xg2qlrdzw

>>16465560
>was referred to as "It" or "That Thing" in my own home growing up
...Are you Harry Potter?

>>16469018
>>16469576
Better than getting our bumps from poltards. I do still kinda miss nordschizo though, he was actually kinda based I think.

>Changes blizzard tag
>No longer connected to my PL
N-nami?

>>16470087
Was he? I haven't seen any of those movies since Deathly Hallows Part 2 released.

>>16469576
We now return to our regularly scheduled hornyposting. When are we getting a Nene/Lua ASMR and or bathtub stream?

>>16470700
Do you think they speak in english or japanese when they talk to each other offstream

>>16470768
English. Lua has said that her Japanese speaking isn't as good as her English.

I rarely watch Reina Why does she sound like someone always has a gun to her head?

>>16471190
My cock is always by her head.

>>16470475
It wasn't really that important to the overarching plot of the series I guess but early on to make the character more sympathetic he was comically mistreated by his relatives who raised him after his parents were deleted by Voldemort. It was fairytale stepparent level stuff like making him sleep in the cupboard under their stairs.

>>16471329
That explains why she laughs so much.

>>16472180
Ah, I see. I remember him living underneath a staircase and having a Cinderella-tier evil adoptive family, but not much else about The Sorcerer's Stone. I read 2 of the books, saw all of the movies, and then played one of the Lego games, but never took as much interest in that series as I did Percy Jackson.

Realizing my Nene addiction and my hatred for my mother have definitely got to be correlated.

>>16469576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA FUCK THE MATURE FOX LADYYYYY RELEASE HER SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONSSSS

>>16469873
But you'd miss me anon

>>16474663
you want Nene to be your mom?

>>16470768
>>16471021
Probably a mix of both as they forget random words from each language. I've had that happen often with friends whom I have 2 common languages with.

>>16469576
I'll stop being horny when I'm dead, don't worry.

SWEATY FOX PITS AND TITS

Why do you guys hate charlotte?

>>16475779
Man hating femcel who would call the cops on you if you held a door open for her.

>>16476016
Sounds like she needs rape correction

>>16475779
You ever really hate someone, but also have an immense sexual attraction to them that only grows stronger the more you grow to mutually hate each other?

>>16469576
I'll return to drawing titty instead of schizoposting about feels. Always a safer option.

>>16476076
That would probably actually fix her, she's too afraid of the dick so maybe finally getting some would heal her soul.

>>16470347
Nami....

Neena please give us Ringfit or something similar

>>16478398
>Never gonna get Shee ringfit with heavy breathing because she's too afraid of it
Why even live?

>>16475779
Listening to her voice for too long pisses me off for some reason idk why.

>>16469576
ROUGH AND LOVING SEX WITH MY TSUNDERE WIFE ISLA

>>16469576
RAPING CHARZUS BRATTY CUNNY

>>16483405
Dangerously based

I love Namiji

>>16488621
t. Isla and Heroji

>>16483405
I'm not sexually attracted to Charzu at all, but there's something inside me telling me I NEED to fuck that cunny

>Charzu
>Cunny
That being said she does need a good rape

>/pkg/ - Imouto Rape Edition

Awuwu starting soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcioAqZjV2I

>>16467692
That means you don’t care about Nene as an entertainer. You just want attention from your 2 view. Sad to see

>>16494364
I still watch the vods, I just don't wake up at 5:00 AM anymore to catch her live.

Charzu judging stick figures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t94hysi9uQ

Why do you keep playing games like this, Nami? My backlog is already long enough, stop showing me more games that I want to buy, my wallet can't take this kind of abuse

>>16499972
At this point Supergiant ought to just sponsor her

I just kinda wanna make my oshi happy.

>>16489478
Charzu only needs headpats anon

Charzu doesn't believe she can make her viewers gosling but she can actually do it effortlessly, she just doesn't want to.

>>16501027
Same, hope my dumb meme video will make her laugh

>Aruru lives on fast and frozen food

CHARZU LOVE

>>16502230
zamn she's just like me... fr...

Petra vod in my wife Lua's YT recs, she watches other chuubahs on her chuubah account

Lua's recommendations. although we already knew she likes nijisanji and vtubers

>cat, animals or babies videos to make Lua laugh
Maybe birblings used too "male" humor for her. also maybe age difference or something

>>16503389
I sent her a JacksFilms video with his dogs that I'm thinking will get her. So far, it's mostly been Reddit humor type videos that go on for way too long.

>>16405861
This is what happens when you shill bioterrorist weapons. People leave you alone because you want them to die

>>16405861
ESL

What kind of whore has 10 oshis, half of them from the same company?

>>16503720
Oh hey poltardchama. How was your new years?

Getting pegged by my wife Lua as she fills me with electricity ToT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WISH I WAS LUA'S MOUSE! LUA SEX!

Birbbros we just got cucked by an inanimate object

someone please have sex with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29EuKOr0T4

>>16504181
blame.. whoever sent the punishment.

>>16504059
Got gigabanned for doxxing Aruru.

For some reason Neena doesn't feel like a vtuber at all. I don't know how to put it or why but she feels more like just a regular livestreamer, only with a vtuber avatar.

>>16504451
She's not deeply or intimately familiar with Vtubers at all. Hell, she got scouted too. She didn't really go out of her way to get in.

>>16504451
Forgot to mention, she also has a pretty low power level. Didn't know how to pronounce even common words like oneechan.

>>16504401
Wonder if it was the same cuck who sent the cuckmaro...

>We get to my submission and it fucking buffers
Just kill me, senpai...

>>16504619
I think it was "Rei"
bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up about how he sent punishments, and Lua herself said "I know what you like, I saw your punishments"

Some of these submissions are real retarded. Lua really is too good for these spergs.

>>16504889
Yeah, a lot of these are dumbass Reddit, "You had to be there", jokes...

>>16504889
This stream just shows that most of the viewers has shitty sense of humor.

>>16504989
The Wii Sports meme made me audibly groan. A fucking Wii Sports meme? Is this 2008? She's more likely to laugh if someone sent in the actual Rickroll link.

Lua.....

>>16505090
I had Wii Sports, and even I didn't know what the fuck it was supposed to be. I thought it was some Smash Bros. Ultimate Mii fighter joke, but when chat explained what it was, it was even worse.

>>16504889
Plus some punishments are really fucking stupid, probably trying to get on Lua's good side or something.
Waste of a fucking spin.
Also, Lua's big enough meme, great.

>>16505190
Yeah, that one isn't a punishment at all. I was thinking she'd filter the punishments a bit to get rid of ones like that.

This stream is kinda fucked. Some of these videos she's playing are just buffering, because apparently Lua is on WiFi instead of ethernet.

Sorry Lua, I love you but this is garbage. I am going to go watch Aruru.

>>16505693
Its just bad, which is unfourtunate for her. This might be an idea that she will have to shelve.

>>16505693
It's not her fault, meme review type streams are always shit, because it's mostly Reddit-tier jokes that end up having to be explained for anyone to understand what was supposed to be funny about it.

>>16475779
She's a kusogaki, not in a fun entertaining way, but in an annoying self-absorbed way. Always being dismissive and opinionated (even when proven wrong) towards her own chat, then complains about how her genmates make more money and have more supportive, loving chats.

>3 minute video
will she even laugh?

>>16506159
She was so disinterested in that one, that she started talking over it and thinking of a different, funnier video she saw.

>>16506277
>Free spin
>Shit stain for brain punishments wasted it.
>Again.

>>16506277
My wife Lua is so immensely based she cares nothing for Jojo

I can fix Charzu.

>>16505327
Turns out it was actually Chrome's fault

I hate Birbshits so much
KYS

>Lua doesn't know pokemon

>>16506425
Dadbirb didn't let her play video games, pls undastand.

Now I'm kinda glad my meme got filtered because of Susan... also were there always this many birblings here?

>>16506425
Good, that shit's overrated anyways. But then again, she's a Genshin player, so I don't know if that's much better.

>>16506557
Honestly, Dadbirb had the right idea.

>>16506558
>Were there always this many birblings here?
By 'here', do you mean /here/ or are you talking about the amount of people watching live right now? If you mean the latter, then the 100+ she's got now is higher than normal, I'd say.

>Lua laughed at the black man not being able to read

Unbelievably based.

My wife Lua didn't know "gao" is the JP onomatopoeia for roaring despite being JLPT N1...

>>16506731
you made me laugh more than most submissions

>>16506731
My racist birb wife Lua!

>>16505090
Well, she got a sneaky one and it failed.

>>16505090
>Someone actually did send a Rick Roll

did anyon get this joke?

>Snake but its the "yup, it's wood" guy
Ok which one of you sent that one?

Jesus this one.

>>16506660
/here/. But then again the only streams I can catch are the ones on the weekends and not the weekday 6am ones so I'm not in the thread for most of her streams

>>16504451
And I'm fine with that.

Ok that maro reaction one was actually good and I hope the people that sent those maros in took offense to it.

>>16507311
cuckmaro guy will probably repent for life.

>>16504451
She has been streaming for almost six years and around 5 of that was as a regular streamer so that makes sense.

I made my wife Lua laugh
Helicopter Lua creator

>>16507428
Good job, finally something funny.

>>16507428
Sasuga anon, you did it

>>16507221
Ah, I don't imagine there's all that many of us in actuality. A lot of the replies have been me, but I figure there's gotta be at least, like, 8 of us /here/.

>>16507465
Well, not anon anymore (to Lua and her mods anyway)

Made her laugh
again.

Is Lua /here/

I think I may have made her laugh more from simply chatting than some of these videos did.

RIP all the birblings who are finding out that their sense of humor is completely incompatible with my wife Lua

>>16507674
why? I wanna say she is the closer to 0 chance. if she browses any board it's probably a japanese one

>>16507674
I doubt it. I think it's just Neena and Charzu, and then there was some speculation or Namiji being here. Shee too, but that doesn't seem right.

>>16507688
because she is trying not to laugh at the videos, she actually slipped up with the drake birbling because she forgot she wasn't supposed to laugh

>>16507737
>Nami
She said that she recognised a grey name posting the same things in chat that they were posting on a mongolian basket-weaving forum. She's definitely here and she also said she has no intention of pandering to anyone which is incredibly based

>>16507838
NAMIJI LOVE

>almost 5 minute long video
Is this even funny for non american? or whoever who likes to shit on on aussies and actually catch the jokes?
and she skipped it, sweet.

>>16507838
Oh, do you remember which stream that was? I'm membered to her, but can hardly ever catch her live, since she typically streams while I'm working.

>>16508140
It was right at the start of the book club stream where we talked about vol2

>>16508321
Ah, ok, thanks.

My based wife said she hopes we like the flavor of her bathwater

>Mumei just started a guerrilla unarchived karaoke
>Lua speed running the end of her stream
I wonder.
she has said in the past that she has listened to her singing

>>16507838
This kinda thing is why I try to be careful never to be too specific when talking about something I did or said. If I ever say anything that could connect my posts here to something else, I always leave room for reasonable doubt. It's hard sometimes because I like sharing how I feel about my oshi but I'm afraid I've already been specific enough once or twice. But I'll take the gamble that my oshi isn't enough of an archive schizo to place me.

House shopping with my Birb wife next week!
https://twitter.com/LuaAsuka_kawaii/status/1482604888223670278

Susan be nice.....
https://twitter.com/LuaAsuka_kawaii/status/1482608424202301442

>>16509164
There are enough clues to trace me. I leave them subtle enough intentionally so only a true whacked out schizo could put it together, and I know I'm not that important. Speech patterns and stuff. It's part of the thrill. Worst that happens is I'm caught and like "Lmao ya dat me ha"

>>16507838
NAMI I WANT TO HAVE WILD HEALING SEX WITH YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX HEALING SEX!!!!!!!

I'll never get used to Holodex looking this empty when we get to the end of a week

>>16510896
Based Heroji

>>16506558
I just started watching her a week or two ago after seeing her in a collab because her voice was so sex.

>>16511071
Tuned into a stream for karaoke and was blown away by her singing, but everything else just wasn't for me. Granted, I'm a person who hates women enough to think Nene is the epitome of what it means to be the perfect girl.

>>16509458
After tonight's stream, I have an intense dislike for 90% of Birblings

>>16510702
I try to be conscious of my own speech patterns and avoid letting too much of my personality bleed into what I say. I try and change it up a bit every now and then on top of switching back and forth based on where I'm talking, sometimes I'll skip capitalizing and punctuation too. And yeah honestly if I'm caught then my oshi will have truly earned it. But then I'll also know what a schizo degen she is. And fall even more in love with her.

>>16511315
That's exactly why I do it. I ~want~ to be caught, and I'm regular enough in chat to have this curiosity of who knows I'm here despite my innocuousness in stream. I'm intentionally sloppy because I'm nearing 30 and want the thrill of being a kid on 4chan again. Narcissistic? Maybe. Head over heels for an anime girl? Definitely.

>>16404713
I just recently started watching Nene, is there any streams I should watch and is her membership worth it?

>>16512326
I enjoy her zatsudans. I guess you can't go wrong with GTA V streams. A lot of these girls are best if you catch them live due to how much they interact with chat compared to bigger vtubers.

>>16512326
Her christmas karaoke got me hooked af and I went total full crazy schizo over her for the next few weeks. Like, I noticed everything anyone said in chat and started trying putting dots together to figure out who she was and what her relationship was to all of her viewers level crazy. Nene took total control over my brain, and I had to change my name and profile pic after I realized a lot of her viewers are /here/. I also reccomend her yandere asmr. For a more regular experience, the more recent stream she calls "cow escapes the barn" or something where she plays stardew valley is a great example of her just being regular nene. She gives you every reason to want to be brainwashed by her love. She is the perfect girl.

>>16512747
Only Nene dayo.

>>16511026
Nene has God of War at 5:30 am PST
Shee has Club penguin at 5pm PST
Charzu has Deathloop stream at 7pm PST

>>16512932
I'm so much of a fucking schizo that I've narrowed you down by the very few regulars these girls have that operate on PST

>>16513095
Nene is growing a lot these days anon, are you keeping track with them all?

>>16513190
This is you narrowing it down further.

>>16513095
I highly doubt that, I don't chat much and I am actually in CST. I just used PST because it would be useful to more people.

>>16513343
I immediately assume anyone who posts to /vt/ is as mentally ill as I am if not worse.

>>16509164
>>16510702
I'm not too terribly concerned about that personally. I never say anything all that different from what I'd be saying in the streamer's respective chats on here, with the exception of swearing freely. I don't like all that gossipy rrat shit that a lot of the effeminate weirdos on /vt/ are into either. But I do enjoy coming on here to joke around or talk about whichever chuuba I'm in love with that particular week. And since I watch a lot of Tsunderia and Cyberlive as well, it doesn't really matter anyways, since most of them are /here/ too.
But if anything, I'd definitely be outed for my manner of speaking, but even then, so what?

>>16513484
Based

>>16512932
Oh thanks. How long does it usually take for stuff to show up on Holodex?

>>16507737
>Shee too, but that doesn't seem right.
The image with the folder with Shee's name is a shared folder, meaning it wasn't Shee but someone Shee had shared their drive with.
But I did find it suspicious that the day after people here talking about becoming disillusioned with vtubers after the honeymoon phase she talks about being scared of people becoming bored with her on stream, but I find it more probable that someone just shared the discussion or that it was pure coincidence.

>>16515841
Holodex just looks for waiting rooms, so it depends on when the girls set up streams. For example Charlotte put up her waiting room and it now shows up on holodex.

>>16513484
>Cyberlive as well, it doesn't really matter anyways, since most of them are /here/ too
Just learned for myself how true this is. I knew of Lumi since like August but back then I didn't use YT that much, I don't remember what other reasons contributed but horrifyingly and tragically, I kinda forgot about her which I'm honestly pretty salty about considering how much I like her and how based she is, now that I've started watching her for real. But goddamn her chat is so blatantly /here/ that it doesn't even seem semantically correct to refer to it as a breach. The only jargon from here they don't use is gosling (unless I just missed it) and the slurs (which I suppose is for Twitch TOS reasons more than anything considering all the other stuff they'll say lol).

>>16509164
>>16511315
>>16513484
That was never an option for me, then again I don't really care if people know I'm /here/, honestly it's probably expected. The main thing that has become annoying is people recognize me in the threads now even just by my writing style and patterns of speech. Most of my posts are incognito enough but if I write anything longer than a paragraph people take note, especially if it's related to chuubas I like. Can't even shitpost properly anymore without having to explain myself.

>>16507838
>when you know exactly who Nami was talking about

>>16517427
Comon now anon, don't leave us hanging.

Nene posted the "I'll polish your flute" short

>>16517427
come on, spill the beans (heh)

>>16504377
Yeah, me.