/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>16282676
G'morning, haggots

Slowly updating Hag List (Provisional)

>Holo-Hags:
>Ookami Mio
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp-5t9SrOQwXMU7iIjQfARg

>Shirakami Fubuki
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg

>Shiranui Flare
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvInZx9h3jC2JzsIzoOebWg

>Shishiro Botan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUKD-uaobj9jiqB-VXt71mA

>Inugami Korone
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChAnqc_AY5_I3Px5dig3X1Q

>Tsunomaki Watame
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqm3BQLlJfvkTsX_hvm0UmA

>Aki Rosenthal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFTLzh12_nrtzqBPsTCqenA

>AZKi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0TXe_LYZ4scaW2XMyi5_kw

>Omaru Polka
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK9V2B22uJYu3N7eR_BT9QA

>Takane Lui
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs9_O1tRPMQTHQ-N_L6FU2g

>Honorary Holo-Hags
>Pochi Mama
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC22BVlBsZc6ta3Dqz75NU6Q

>Matsuri Momma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxS-kc4QdPQ

>Peko Momma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHi6YmqKjIA

>Niji-Hags:
>Gundou Mirei
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeShTCVgZyq2lsBW9QwIJcw

>Dola
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC53UDnhAAYwvNO7j_2Ju1cQ

>Rindou Mikoto
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPvGypSgfDkVe7JG2KygK7A

>Shizuka Rin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6oDys1BGgBsIC3WhG1BovQ

>Fumi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwrjITPwG4q71HzihV2C7Nw

>Hayase Sou
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2OacIzd2UxGHRGhdHl1Rhw

>Nui Sociere
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUc8GZfFxtmk7ZwSO7ccQ0g/featured

>NijiEN Hags
>Pomu Rainpuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP4nMSTdwU1KqYWu3UH5DHQ

>Nina Kosaka
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkieJGn3pgJikVW8gmMXE2w

>Misc. Agency Hags:
>Patra
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeLzT-7b2PBcunJplmWtoDg

>Mary
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwePpiw1ocZRSNSkpKvVISw/

>Hoozuki Warabe
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLyTXfCZtl7dyhta9Jg3pZg/featured

>Indie-Hags:

>Kamishiro Kurea
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBQd84IW8OvM8H5jftHdvmw

>EN Hags
>Alker
https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker

>Athena Nightingale
https://www.youtube.com/user/SophiiVA
Link your oshi to have them added to the list!

Future Hag Lists will have to be split in two. Hag list now is close to TOO MANY LINES

Hag Numbers only continue to grow.

With Polka now being a hag the fanart of her new outfit makes sense. She was trying to radiate Hag Energy but the rigging was so shit it failed at it.

>>16282676
Don't call my girlfriend a hag you snot-nosed, shit eating, meme spewing little zoomer

>>16286421
Embrace the hag pill

Do you prefer your hags with or without bushes?

>>16288855
Depends on Volume of it.

>>16282828

I've never wanted to be a gym bench more

Waking up late with Polka!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS7Xi1kM3oU
Just an idea for the athem of the divegrass stream. Also if you search "I like older women" in Jewtube and scroll down there's some clips of Botan and Watame

>favourite games
>dating simulators
hagbros...

>>16294421
Do you think she always says
>I'm lovin' it
instead of
>I love it
because of McDonalds?

>>16294421
>loves dating simulators
>loves romance manga
>being hurt in the past made her afraid of loving someone
>is open to trying again if she finds someone kind
i will save her

hag baby bump!

>>16288855
Very thick bushes

>>16282676

>>16297828
NOT A HAG

>>16284005
>>Nui Sociere
Not a hag

>>16284005

>>16288855
with a bush of course

>>16298902
dude she was watching the same saturday cartoons as me, she's hag.

Small hag.

your cute girlfriend is now streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQydif_5ctU

>>16299243
It's a difficult situation, she's not a hag by age, but she has the look, sound and mindset of a bonafide hag

I'm shilling Rita Kamishiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Af0Ao6sxk

>>16304653
>MTG
damn we're getting into huge hag territory

Pretty sure Ayamy can be added to the list.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr9p1ZjLKgfaoqNorY7PiWQ

What is the proof of Polka being a recent Hag?

hag love

>>16305511
I can't share my sources for fear of janny wrath and info falling into the wrong hands, but there's jap sites out there ran by absolute schizos who trawled through hundreds of thousands of decade old tweets to find out their exact ages.

>>16309125
I know what site you're talking about the one that it has a white background but there's no mention about her age there. I know her birthday is on October 5

>>16309306
If it's the same one check again, it got updated recently

>>16309640
Noice.

>>16309640
Now I see it. I love this hag fennec!

>>16284005
Are we taking a vote for vt league or are we waiting for more hag indications?

>>16310734
I think they had an issue of setting it up due to "HOW WE VOTE" and the thread that was doing that planning died in under 30 posts to the point this thread didn't recognize that >>16262105 existed

>>16311403
I literally linked the poal.me site...
Anyway, any hags in Tsunderia, Cyberlive, Prism Project, Project Kawaii, or Phase-Connect?

>>16313284
I've heard people claim the Tsunderia manager is a hag.

why we gotta call these sweet ladies hags? it's not very nice desu

>>16314085
It's a compliment, you see.

>>16314252
I have a feeling they wouldn't feel the same way.

I'm here to shill amiya aranha
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCykMWf8B8I7c_jA8FTy2tGw

>>16315066
Is she seriously a hag?

>>16315104
Looking at her streams she sure does feel haglike.
>DOS games

>>16314782
It may or may not be ironic, anon. No one seriously considers a 30 year old to be an old woman.

>>16313284
Is Oumiya Emma from cyberlive a hag?

>>16313284
>>16315066

>>16315217
While stuff like that is a good indicator more often than not, I've personally played and enjoyed a lot of games that came out before I was born, boomer tastes doesn't necessarily make you a boomer

>>16304653
Rita isn't a hag, she said herself she just graduated college

>>16284005
Pomu is a hag? I thought she was like late twenties at best

>>16313284
for prism, Iku and Meno are actual hags. If you want 'hag-feel' then you want Rita or Pina

>>16319068
She's over 30, I think.

>>16319707
No wonder shes been hornier than usual

I'm glad to see there are anons interested in makig a divegrass team. I'll post the poal to choose our roaster later this night. Meanwhile post in the thread any ideas for Athem, chants and goalhorns.
Anyone want to be a manager or caretaker? I guess I can be a caretaker but It would be good to have more than one

DOG

Isn't Koyori also a hag?

My music oshi is a hag and becoming a vtuber soon...

>>16322899
Anthem surely has to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>>16322899
I think a hag singing some enka would make for a good anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEoj7zz73Ms

>>16322899
You really only need one caretaker. All I need, bare minimum, from a caretaker is to be there to explain to roster as needed and make a roster.

Have a clussy. she's older than you think

Speaking of a roster, do we set positions by vote or does the caretaker just decide on that?
I guess we could have the 11 most voted on the main them and the others in the bench.

>>16324700
This beautiful fennec just evolved to a hag and I'm really happy about it. Also about the explanation of the roaster you mean explaining the looks of the players to the aes team?

This needs to be posted every thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLxB1kuS6vM

>>16325248
HAG LOVE

>Also about the explanation of the roaster you mean explaining the looks of the players to the aes team?
Effectively, yes.
Also need someone to come into the channel to talk about the team if they win at the end, you know.

>>16325077
Standard is to just order them by popularity. You get two Gold (all stats 99) and two silver (all stats 88) players as well, so they're typically the most popular ones. Then the rest are all 77 in all stats. The rest of the most popular can go on the starting 11 alongside the golds and silvers, of course.

More poruka.

>>16325077
Once we have a roaster we can decide about their positions. Personally I'd like to read anons opinions about in which position should their oshi play

>>16325477
One small thing, if you have a caretaker, you can't have tactics assigned so while I'm be glad to do my best to get oshis where you want them, no promises due to that.

>>16325364
Thank you for being so helpful!

>>16325477
Having a discussion about the best positions seems to be much better indeed.

>>16325364
>speak in the stream
Fuck I am an ESL with terrible pronunciation but well if that argentinianbro was the caretaker of yubicraft team I guess I could try, maybe write something to read so I dont have to think and speak at the same time Im kinda retarded like Aqua. Also was there any rules about the height of the players? I remember something like that

>>16325671
I'm pretty sure height is fixed by the player type (gold, silver, normal, and GK).
So sadly no 130cm Mikoto on field...

>>16325613
Ah yes right. I mean GK, ''defence player' midfield and atacker. I guess that we can choose

>>16325648
My kamioshi might be a 21 year old brat, but I love me some hags. simple as.

>>16325671
Don't worry about heights or anything if you're just caretaking. but we're using 185cm players and 187 goalkeepers. Long way away from a potential /hag/ win, let alone playing yet anyway.

All in all I'm happy it seems we might get a hag team on field this season.

>>16313284
PhaseCo has a literal lolibaba, an actual japanese grandma, in the one and only Tenma Maemi

>>16322899
>>16326030
Oh yea, Tenma is quite the hag, please do add her to the poll.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K7pmiHsNSx1y0tdx2bbCw

https://poal.me/k18qnf
https://poal.me/k18qnf
https://poal.me/k18qnf
Here's the poal to choose our 23 players. If you dont see your favourite hag you can add it and vote how many times you want!
I was thinking of Mio being the captain of the team because she's almost always on the OP, let me know what you think

>>16325843
Do we need to have all aesthetics ready by February 1st or can that be done closer to the league matches?

Also what do you think about "Stacy's mom" as an athem?

>>16313284
Isn't the spider of Tsunderia a hag?

>>16326009
Rindou your SPINE?! quick someone call 119

>>16284005
Koyori is a hag.
>>16323092
Koyori is a hag.

>>16319707
>Over 30
So...she is the one who will rape Kiara once they meet off-screen

>>16327283
It's... just an illusion since she's so tiny!
I hope...

>>16327314
N-no! She she still cake!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>16325248
Suddenly, I fear for Luxiem...except for Mysta, he is homo to the core.

>>16327461
>32
Hag. Young hag but still a hag.

Seems like all medals will be holos, oh well. Let's see how to vote plays out.

>>16327544
It was expected, But I hope Pomu gets at least 4th place so the nijibros doesnt feel excluded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC2Bvyn4M-8&ab_channel=ayamy%E3%81%82%E3%82%84%E3%81%BF%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93%E3%81%AD%E3%82%8B
ㅋㅋㅋ

hag love

>>16327092
They won't need to be done until a bit before the tournament. Again, don't worry about that until the team is signed up.

Also after we choose the players we need to give them unique names like Ookami Mio = Mamma Mio(I think this one is already taken by another team but you catch the idea)
Also It would be great to have at least one hag meme in the team so propose it into the poal if you'd like to have one as a player (smth like "Rotten Eggs" or "Dusty Womb")
After the 23 players are chosen on Friday we can give them unique names

I NEED to huff her ears(and the rest of her desu)

>>16326757
>https://poal.me/k18qnf
Looks like 4 holos are going to win. Can we make it so that the golds are 2 holos and then we take the top 2 non holos as our silvers? There is already 2 Hololive teams so I think we should at least differentiate from them by not taking 4 holos as our top 4.

>>16325364
>more poruka
Say less

>>16332987
Winner of the poll should be named HAG LOVE.

Polka should be Clussy or Porka Oruka
Mio should be Rotten Eggs

>>16337412
If more people is behind this idea, I'm ok with it

>>16337710
I like were you going
And Mio's eggs are still good!

Oh fuck oh shit damn I forgot about the jerseys. Which colours blend well with a Hag team?? What colour do you see in your mind when you think about hags? To me grey Let's try to have 2 colours

>>16282676
meds

>>16337412
>>16338566
I agree

Hag love

If we're going for a meme name for Mio on the team it's simple. "That Wink" You know that wink. The Hag Wink.

>>16342851
It also could be FAQING CUTTO WOLFO" oe "Barfing Wolf"

>>16304653
Based, this woman can bare my children honestly, I don't watch her much but she's left a sweet spot in me

>>16284005
Jesus Christ. I guess EVERYONE'S a hag.

>>16282676
>Take the pill
The swallowed the whole damn prescription anon...

>>16344217
This isn't even .002% of all current and active vtubers anon.

>>16344217
Good.

I might have a type...

>>16344372
Based and hagpilled