/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

pink cat great

>>16215489
>400k channel points
unironically neck yourself, lmao
how anyone over 20 can stand his larping pisstakes is beyond me
it's like watching bizarro bill o'reilly with worse acting

Silver!

and her sexy collab talking voice

>>16216479
yah but is she cute?

I was afraid. I thought you all vanished. You were gone for 7 whole minutes.

>>16216550
very much so

yes, girl dm is a a cheap whore with asian men fetish, but this does not mean you guys have the right to shit on her, Saruei collab will be a comfy show once all the retards will fuck off and DM and Saruei will be the only ones left

>>16216517
cute!

supposedly this adorable leopard will be collabing with Froot and some others soon. Please take good care of her Vshobros.

>>16216573
I kept refreshing the catalog and nothing came up so I made this thread on my phone while shitting

>>16216616
Sauce?

>>16216604
>girl dm is a a cheap whore with asian men fetish
wow she's just like me

>>16216604
Who's shitting on girl_dm? Simultaneously, why can't you just ignore dumbasses baiting you?

>>16216604
>2 people not relevant when 4 vsjs are playing right now

>>16216678
In their defense, it's a pretty boring collab.

I wish I had more money than soda to groom Vei. Who could be easier to groom? Should I start off with Techy or Roen to offer them suggestions that they can offer snuffy whom snuffy can offer to vshojo?

>>16216604
God I want to hold hands with Saruei as she fucks my bussy

>>16216658
>>16216661
>>16216678
>>16216816

>>16216772
I'm enjoying it

>>16216772

pink cat sex

>>16216827
based

>>16216638
Thank you for your service

>>16216826
I see Saruei's name and I go monke mode, my primal instincts just take over and I Must express how much I want her to fuck me.
Just slap me around yelling at me in French, pls god let it happen

>>16216638
Come back soon OP-bro.

>>16216604
She mentioned Connor once on stream for some joke, no idea if there mentions of him of her other streams but she does have refined taste for white guys.

>>16216772
Yeah.. vei and froot are always a little awkward with each other, nyan is sick so she’s staying quiet, and silver is trying but it’s gtfo.

>>16216816
God I want to hug Saruei in bed and tell her she's a good girl and that she's doing a great job.

No fucking, just cuddles.

Pink cat good:

My 99% complete Nyanners archive is currently uploading will be up sometime this month.
Im wasting my time asking for this but if anyone has this vod please upload it:

>2020-08-01 THANK YOU FOR 100K FOLLOWERS AHHH !singstream | VTuber
>2020-08-01 THANK YOU FOR 100K FOLLOWERS AHHH !singstream | VTuber
>2020-08-01 THANK YOU FOR 100K FOLLOWERS AHHH !singstream | VTuber
__________________________________________________________

I didnt want to keep posting the blog post with all the links i used to post ealier and its general easier to manage the pastebins so i put them on there:


>Some Lost Nyanners Vods and Mp3 files from the Vshojo Sings youtube accounts: https://pastebin.com/raw/xbR9ccYC

>Some infos if you want to archive stuff on your own (how to get/use the M3U8 Links and stuff) as im only archiving Nyanners content/colabs with her: https://pastebin.com/raw/8gDDkzrD

>>16216638
I hope you had a nice, clean bowel movement bro

brett just mentioned altered ballad and decided to dish on what happened. a massive scheduling conflict, but no phase 3 campaign for the girls.

This collab is strangely calm

>>16216889
She's busy fucking Nyan and honestly good for her

>>16216887
Sarueifags are a known progenitor of stupidity after all.

>>16216924
Still in progress, I have problems

>>16216897
2 bongs and 2 whores, why would they feel awkward with another?

>>16216901
I want to hold her hand while she pees
I hope your dream comes true.

>>16216950
thats just a nice way to say it

>>16216950
I think if we see any of the girls in phase 3 it will likely be a different group.

>>16216887
You might be disappointed, she's very much a bottom apparently.

>>16217003
That's why it's like a natural rivalry

>>16216950
Well with how many times altered ballad was moved its not a suprise he doesent want them in phase 3.

>>16216950
You mean Vei got bored and decided to quit

>>16216950
It’s for the best. Maybe froot and haruka will show up in other campaigns since they enjoyed dnd, but the group was dead before his chance started.

>>16217031
If they were going to do phase3 I think it was going to be new characters anyway. Can see Froot and Haruka playing again, Nyan seemed into it eventually too.

Any reason why Froot is isolating herself from the rest of the girls (apart from Zen)? I don't watch her, genuine curiosity.

>>16217108
I highly doubt Brett wouldn't want them to join in on Phase 3 if they wanted to.

>>16216485
and almost no points in our girls channels

>>16217003
Fuck off froot is pure, what she is to vshojo is like what Watame is to hololive.

>>16217117
VILLS got in the way, too, I think, and Snuffy being sick kinda cast a shadow on the whole thing from the get go

>>16216604
>only wvtuber above 10k followers who doesn't use profanity or use sexualized models
>"cheap whore"
He tried to throw the whole rod in and fell in himself.

>>16217197
>He actually doesn't know

>>16217228
He got what he deserved

>>16217030
>and they were both bottoms
FUCK life just isn't fair, I'm too beta to top and be dom

>>16217144
>>16217156
I can pretty much everyone but Vei returning. Snuffy may be in a different group though.

not
>they dont want to do phase 3
instead
>I dont have a phase 3 campaign for them because I know they will be busy and the campaigns I can run are limited
kek, so they were kicked

>girls using stealth team tactics
They're beginning to believe.

>>16217175
she literally eats, sleeps, and plays apex
and goes out drinking and gets covid

>>16217297
Booted for inactivity

>>16217270
testosterone will fix that anon, its cheap and it will change your life

>>16217175
Probably just afraid to reach out, although she's literally in a collab with 3 of them right now

>>16217326
it's Apex AND League now

I like Silver and her weirdly shaped ears

>>16217270
Hop on the juice, brother. I'm starting my cycle in a month or two. Test will make you feel like you could top a goddamn gorilla if you were so inclined.

>>16217205
>2 years in japan
>told stories about young and "older guys hitting on her
you JUST know she got riced

>>16217297
If the girls want to do a campaign he will likely plan one out as soon as possible. The question is if they actually want to do one.

>>16217419
so she's just like Anny

>>16217335
>>16217408
I've never had a drop of it, don't think I'll start now, aren't sarms better for women?

>>16217331
which is fair
anyone into DnD, be they DM or player, hates people that consistently fail to show up at scheduled games

>>16217297
They never wanted to be a part of a longer campaign. They asked for like a 5 session long campaign and that got turned into 10 sessions which they didn't finish.

>>16217198
And if we’re being honest it’s a giant ask for girls that can’t even follow through with a stream scheduled 12 hours ago to commit to a weekly spot.

>>16217491
The only person that had that problem was Vei

>>16217270
you don't need to be a dom, try to be a soft-top

>>16217419
Does it upset you that Melody only ever has sex when a dirty Jew is involved?

>>16217456
if you're a biological grill (important distinction), you want anavar

>>16217205
he's mad because some anon shit talked Saru on the last thread for collabing with the pure and perfect girl_dm while Saru on the other hand is... well, you know

>>16217456
>sarms
Too new, very little research on sides. Hop on var.

>>16217516
Altered Ballad was always intended as a test campaing, to see how Brett runs his games
Nyan, Haruka and Froot were into it, especially the fishing and crafting parts
Snuffy was never present and Vei was being Vei

>>16217618
French?

>>16217419
Could be worse, pomu in niji talked about a dude trying to drag her into a love hotel just repeating “HOTEL!Sex!” Over and over

>>16217080
The only way those two would feel awkward is if they both explored the UK together, decided to see who can fuck the most guys, have tons of cash from vtubing to go spend on male gigolos, and feel embarrassed or awkward towards each other because how much of a complete mess they look like after taking alot of dick from multiple men after they were done.

>>16217709
lmfao

>>16217658
Snuffy was sick though. From one of her replies to Brett it does seem like she was interested in having a campaign with roen, techy, and shinect.

>>16217618
frog is indeed perfect

>>16217560
Oh true, I remember having a discussion about this and soft-top was an option because sometimes I want to be in control but if a girl really just wants to then I'll let her.
>>16217615
>>16217636
based juicy bros, I see, ok ok I'll write that down for future chats on the subject.

>>16217760

>>16217735
yeah, she was watching the games live and seems to like Brett's DMing style as well, considering she wants to give it a shot with her clique

>>16217663
Fuck I laughed way too hard at that anon!

>>16217618
Saru a whore... please elaborate that part, I actually don't know.

which vsj+ girl should I jerk off to bros

>>16217913
she likes to get laid

>>16217925
Goon to pink cat

>>16217518
Well they cant even keep to their own schedules they put out 99% of the time and start like an hour or two later every stream.

Not that i mind but why put out a schedule if you are never on time ?

>>16217658
Vei was never into DND, she was into the possibilities of cross over collabs and shit with other major streamers that 17.8% was able to present to them at the time. That's why she jumped at the chance for the main campaign. Soon as there was no clout in DND she dropped that shit like a bad habit. I like Vei, but she's transparent as fuck at this point on her pattern of behavior.

>>16217913
she likes sex

thats it

wow

>>16217925
Anny

>>16217966
>Goon
When did gooning take off? Like the word I mean, I remember seeing it in porn stuff like 1-2 years ago but I see it often here.

>>16217991
Based

>>16217818
I’m not sure if Brett would though. Snuff with shine and roen get way wilder than snivs does. There would be erp attempts every session.

>>16217962
Unfollow.

>>16218024
I still have no idea what gooning even means

>>16218024
Probably after nyan mentioned it on stream.Idk which one anymore though.

>>16217977
It's getting clearer and clearer, and people refuse to acknowledge it.

>>16217962
Does she keep it pure or does she mix?

>>16218046

>>16218065
you bettet unfollow every other vtuber too including DM
they all had sex

>>16217965
I've been watching Brett for some time and having to delay/postpone some sessions because of scheduling or a player being late isn't really abnormal. A massive scheduling conflict means in all liklihood they literally can't find a day in the week they can all consistently commit to.

>>16218024
Nyan loves talking about it.

>>16218065
Too unrelatable for you?

>>16217991
need more futa Anny art

>>16217977
to be fair, Vei was not the only one out of all of Mr. 17.8%'s players
a lot of the streamers just played in his campaigns because of the clout, not because they like DnD
there were many notable exceptions though, like Momo, Moon, Surefour, Strippin, Criken etc., who are taking part in multiple campaigns as of right now, across different DMs

>>16218086
Elevating masturbation to a transcendentalist art form.

>>16218116
uh no? my oshi is waiting for me

>>16218086
Edging until you ascend to a higher plane.

>>16218102
if she lives outside of Paris, then probably pure

>>16218086
Gooning is a state of mind you enter after edging for a while, it's got a whole bunch of hypno stuff and captions associated with it and goons don't really care if it's a guy or girl they just get off on the porn aspect.
>>16218096
>>16218121
Oh gotcha, that makes sense, I usually only saw it on faption sites.

>>16217721
oh ok

>>16217977
Isnt clout the reason vei even became a vtuber ? From what ive seen of her she seems like being a normal streamer would be more fitting to her then being a vtuber.

>>16218205
Not sure why you're replying to bait, but it is also reasonable to assume that the scandal just killed her interest in D&D. It kind of killed mine. I was never really up for watching the Brett campaign.

>>16218149
Why do you think I post here?

>>16218295
you haven't seen much apparently, she's said that she hates being on camera since it requires effort to clean herself and put on makeup. she said she'd only either be a vtuber or a no-cam streamer.

>>16218295
Oddly enough she started doing the Vtuber thing before Vtubers really popped off. She just got lucky to some extent. Before this she was just an overwatch/FPS games streamer

>>16218258
Based, hopefully she doesn't have a QoS tattoo somewhere at least.

funding a sponsored stream to target the vtuber audience for a 4 player co-op game seems uh, unwise

If a phase 3 campaign with the girls actually does happen who do y'all want to see in the campaign? I'm already assuming Vei is out, as well as Snuffy (would probably be in a different campaign).

>>16218210
>>16218253
>>16218266
That sounds hot but also sounds like something that will genuinely shave a couple IQ points off your intellect

>>16217419
Well we all know the sizes of gooks no offense to any asian anon, for me it would feel like a 1st time because she will still be tight and I will be hitting places no gook has reached unless it's a black anon.

>>16218420
who cares if the devs don't understand the vtuber demographic, the girls get paid regardless

I feel as if this image speaks volumes about the current discussion with Veibae.

>>16218444
Nyan Froot Mouse Haruka Silver ?

Nuke this fucking thread mods please.

>>16218521
This is no where near as bad as some of the other in the past few weeks.

>>16218521
this is nothing

>>16216922
thanks for your work, fellow pink cat enjoyer

>>16218521
maybe go to discord

>>16218253
its just a meme, I literally edge for 7-8hrs(I've tried 19hrs once) on weekends and this never happens. It feels great when you orgasm and you lose control of your body for a minute but nothing like this

>>16218521
MODS
NUKE AND BAN
EVERYONE

t. you

>>16218457
It's cool, I had IQ points to spare.

>>16218444
Froot, Haruka, Zen, Silver, Layna

>>16218504
That would be a pretty solid group.

>>16218457
That's kinda the point, there are female goons/goonettes that do it for the bimbo aspect. I see phrases like "goon your brains out" pretty often lol

>>16218521
What? Pop a xanax, dude, this is a pretty tame thread

>>16218521
>Hello? Personal army hotline? I'd like to file a complaint.

>Vei can't into basic cmd

>>16218444
Mouse has said a few times that she'd love to play D&D with Nyan. So I want that to happen.

>>16218817
most people can't

>tac tac tac
SHE'S IN

>>16216892
she did talk about Henry Cavill playing overwatch and visibly coomed when talking about him but its Cavill
he's wet dream of 99% women on this planet

>>16218850
Why would they have to?

>>16218701
I can't imagine how long it must take for a woman to goon out, shit must take a whole fucking day.

>https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1480600044101382145
It's at the point that even Zen is starting to wonder where Moose went

>>16218836
Mouse, Monke, Froot, Haruka, Nyan
you know you want it, don't deny it

>>16218850
you just need to read

>>16218850
Yeah, you can tell people exactly what to paste into the command line and their eyes glaze over, it's pretty funny

>>16218893
Nah, just a couple of hours in the shower after watching Overwatch SFM.

>>16218836
D n D is not the same with Arcadum anymore? Maybe I should tip a dono for speech text on their chat to invite Arcadum

why do they have the dumbest one on the computer? let others operate it if you dont know you stupid fuck

>>16218990
you should definitely do that

>>16218900
I hope she pops up soon, she's had a history of just disappearing for random stretches for depressive episodes.

>>16218902
Mouse was pushing him for a campaign before 17.8% happened. I think it was supposed to be Mouse, Connor, and the Vales.

>>16219048
No, he was already in a campaign with the other Trash Taste guys and Mouse was going to appear during it. Then shit happened.

>>16218990
If you want the vshojo members to ban you anyways why not go all the way and also tell them to invite Nux, digitrexv and Soda.

>>16218906
most people also suck at reading
plus, you still need to know how variables, loops, conditional statements etc. work if you want to do proper cmd scripting stuff

>>16219084
It was Silver/Mouse + Trash Taste

>>16219000
Silver is the only one I would bank on being able to cmd and I think she wanted the turret.

>Saruei is here to discuss the Franco and American alliance.
What is on the agenda today?

>>16219141
this, Mouse was supposed to appear in the GTA RP group, the ones that were constantly derailing 17.8% attempts at railroading (which he was pretending not to be mad at)

>>16219132
bro I said basic cmd not make a powershell script

>>16219189
Boobs

>>16218990
turned out his way of doing stuff was way more entertaining even if it was slightly more stressful for them, he never even did anything bad to them so there was no reason for everyone that was basically uninvolved to also drop out

>>16219132
>>16219220
woah cool guys alert

>>16219000
She's at least focused on performing her role. Also I have a hard time believing any of them would be particularly proficient.

this game looks really bad

>>16219141
Sadge, the group looked fun. Fuck 17.8% tho

>>16219236
lmao, whatever you say, Arcadum

>>16219330
Looks kinda fun to me, but the stealth stuff Vei is doing is a bit too easy.

>>16219330
I doubt they're very far in

>>16219368
the game was significantly harder before the devs added checkpoints

>>16219363
Coulda ignored it. Ya didn't. Just like the rest of the boners in this damn thread. Fucking morons.

>>16219330
I agree.

>>16219330
It gets harder later, but there's a reason they're paying VShojo to play it a month after release after 4 years in development and people actually being excited after it was first revealed.

>>16219189
saruei dislikes US and makes fun of burger healthcare
she does want to move to Canada tho

>>16219454
youre so cool, not responding to things

>>16219236
>no reason for everyone that was basically uninvolved to also drop out
Dude became kryptonite overnight. No one stood by him, even his oldest friends. You're being delusional "anon"

>>16219330
I disagree

>>16219454
learn to have fun

>>16219094
Nux would be the only one defending Mel with mouse from digitrexv, I wonder why all the other pre-vshojo members did not attack digitrexv like they did with nux on twitter. But whatever it's cool.

I doubt they will delete any vods but have the M3U8 links for the GTFO Colab Vods:

2022-01-10 GTFO Colab Vei PoV: https://d1ymi26ma8va5x.cloudfront.net/145746eb7ba4f612899f_veibae_44343690300_1641844317/chunked/index-dvr.m3u8

2022-01-10 GTFO Colab Froot Pov: https://d1ymi26ma8va5x.cloudfront.net/d2411dfc2ab456fade3c_apricot_44343945900_1641845393/chunked/index-dvr.m3u8

>>16219236
>slightly more stressful
multiple members were stress-drinking and crying before sessions
>he never even did anything bad to them so there was no reason for everyone that was basically uninvolved to also drop out
Aside from the fact that it'd be bad PR, "not wanting to interact with a creepy abusive cumstain" is as valid a reason to drop out as any

>>16219633
retard

>>16219633
>multiple members were stress-drinking and crying before sessions
considering at least vei was still stress drinking before bretts games that cant be entirely put on arcadum

>>16219629
Wouldn't the sponsor have to get them to delete it for some reason?

>>16216987
For future possible assistance, if you're constipated: It helps to pretend like you're walking while on the toilet to get your insides moving around. Also sit in a way that holds your cheeks open.

>>16218990
Invite arcadum but with soda so I can hear them argue who was the better sugar daddy for Vei.

>>16219741
>Vei
>stress drinking
Vei is just an alcoholic.

>>16219741
Vei drinks before a lot of collabs, be it Vshojo VRC parties or the date elim show

Watching this i wonder how they'd handle something like barotrauma.

>>16219030
she hasnt even been on her discord for a week, and outside of a couple appearances in other peoples chats, shes almost completely AWOL. i just hope shes ok.

I want them to play payday 2 one day

>>16219980
I tried that game with my friends and we couldn't get past the third mission lmao

>>16217392
The supposedly-fluffy insides remind me of figs.

>>16219883
>I don't have social anxiety chat!
>Gets hammered or stoned whenever she has to interact with more than 1 person
Good thing Soda has rightfully called her out on her bullshit. Actually been good for her, hopefully she doesn't find a way to sabotage herself

>>16219787
Another things the helps is putt one or two layers of toilet paper on your butthole, poking the TP so that the tip of your finger is inside it and then moving it in circles on the rim, so that it starts stretching
I'm not joking, it actually works

>>16219868
The stress drinking was mostly Froot, Snuffers, and Nyan. Those three were almost always plastered after that big boss fight.

>>16220128
Man, I need to type slower

>>16220128

>>16219495
I remember her chat telling her about Cajuns. That was funny

>>16220128
I got a boner from reading this, is that normal?

>>16219236
your career is over and you should leave.

>>16220349
Meds

How long is the collab for? Don't sponsored streams usually have fixed hours? like 2-3 typically

>>16220128
how the fuck do you know about this?

>>16220416
>frootposter

>>16220416
That's what I was thinking, everyone knows a real Frootposter doesn't have to deal with constipation because of how gaped all the dicks and dildos keep them.

>>16220312
it does work that, you can strech your anus by doing that and make shits easier
it's why people that receive anal sex have less control over their shits after it for a while

>>16220128
thanks bro going to try this out

>>16219236
He had a whole production team behind him that none of the other twitch GMs have, but a few of the backend people have migrated to other GMs.
Hopefully someone can find a balance between the production value and horribly railroaded.

I wish someone would teach me about straight sex instead of gay sex

>>16220405
usually about 2 hours, sometimes 3. I can't imagine it being much longer unless the girls are enjoying the game.

>>16220514
Put penus in vagoo.

>>16220416
nta but you can know about things just from considering and trying in a time of [non-sexual] need, anon. If constipated, ur shit is likely too big and/or anus too dry and sometimes you might need to help it outta there so you try to at least loosen up your ass a bit.

>>16219495
I remember her saying moving to Canada wouldn't be so bad as long as it's the French part, I think it was in one of the Resident Evil remakes she played.
I wouldn't leave yurop though and Canada is too close to Americans for my taste.

So when this game stops being boring?

>>16220314
She can blame her own country for the mistake that is Louisiana

>>16220514
Straight sex is just gay sex except you put your dick inside a woman's pussy instead of a man's asshole.

>>16220569
Fine, don't tell me.

>>16219826
Fuck Connor, fuck syykuno, fuck Ludwig, fuck soda, fuck lacari, fuck roflgator, fuck charlie for helping these leeches grow, etc. The only fleshtuber I respect is XQC for saying vtubers to him are dudes with beards behind a female model and his chat streamers for shitting on their stream chat during their experience with being on the rust server.

>>16220514
Do you know how much easier it is to fuck a dude vs a girl?

>>16220730
based

have you guys ever smoked we'ed

>>16220662
Quebecers hate real frogs though, she’d be done with it in 2 weeks

>>16220716
But what if I want to get her pregnant

>>16216550
Very cute!

Also that look of absolute concern/discomfort from her still makes me chuckle.

>>16220730
XQC seems alright with vtubers now though based on how he was in that collab with mouse.

>>16220769
Pee in her butt.

>>16220763
yeah I just locked up

>>16220767
Yes I know, her rage would fuel me for the next few years though. God I can just imagine her shitting on them now

>>16220569

>>16220514
>>16220569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uIIbpWj5Pc

>>16220514
clit is the most pleasurable spot for every woman, most of the nerves are around the entrance of the vagina and on the walls 3-4 cm inside it
going to town with those spots with oral, toys or your fingers prior to penetration will make the sex a lot better for the woman
do with this information as you wish

>>16220767
why they hate them

oof they couldn't wait to get away from froot
serious stand offish vibes there
I give her 2 weeks tops

I missed almost the whole collab

Kind of sounds like they weren't very into it

>>16220951
Quebec hates everyone and everyone hates Quebec

>>16220959
I think Froot was the one who enjoyed it the most

>>16220666
it's a stealth game so never. even the fun with friends aspect is muted because you're constantly punished for dicking around.

>>16220984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvQyPI7A-M

>>16220959
serious game so they were just focused on it, no room for goofing around really

>>16220997
Imagine wanting to dick around in games instead of playing the objective

>>16221042
Imagine having fun

>>16221020
The aftertalk at the end was very "yeah... it's great" which doesn't speak to much genuine enthusiasm

>>16220997
Yeah stealth sometimes is fine but almost every room just slows the game down
Valve kind of nailed it with the Witch

>>16221042
you mean you never exclusively bashed the infected in L4D while leaving all the actual killing to the rest of your team just to fuck with them?

>>16220956
It's not like they are still in a call with Vei either.

>>16221100
>>16221069
Guess I'm a boring person that has fun playing objectives

>>16220984
I despise the Quebecoise. Tactical nuke when?

vei > froot raid
UNITY RESTORED! <3333

>>16220914
Depends on the woman. The foreplay sounds like the best part.

Mel live https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody

>>16220914
I'm going to slap a girl in the pussy

>>16220951
It’s kinda like China and Taiwan. Except nobody wants control over Quebec because they suck.

>>16217175
she literally just played with vei, nyan, and silver.

Froot running a train on Mel

>>16220914
Hitting the fornix is the best thing but most men can't
Which of course is why most people don't know what the fornix is

I wish for Froot to unleash her britishness.

>>16221339
She's norf flavored

>>16221182
penetrative sex is very overrated
people treat it like the "main dish", instead of just a part of the whole experience
the best sex is always mostly oral, mutual masturbation, teasing each others body, cuddling and fooling out in general

Oh no Froot gonna play lol

>>16221339
I wish for Froot to get a 3080 ti so she can stream more often. I also wish that for myself.

>>16220914
>clit is the most pleasurable spot for every woman
I've been with a girl that didn't like her clit being stimulated, she didn't feel much, discomfort if anything, but she orgasmed fantastically through her vagina

>>16221275
That honestly sounds like a mashup of Fortran and Unix.

>Mel playing Witcher 3
How long before her brain starts shutting down from adrenaline overload? She lasted about 2 hours into Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion with a few stalling breaks.

>>16221275
that's fucking wrong though
most women find cervix stimulation weird or even painful

>>16221392
the "main dish" is obviously rubbing your wife's belly while she's pregnant, it's a long term thing, sex is just a means to an end.

>>16221457
I didn't say cervix stimulation

>>16221457
He didn't say cervix. You're shove your dick right in the fornix.

>>16221451
She's been playing it for about a week both on and off stream. Maybe she's finally hooked on fantasy games.

>>16221275
>The fornix is a white matter bundle located in the mesial aspect of the cerebral hemispheres, which connects various nodes of a limbic circuitry and is believed to play a key role in cognition and episodic memory recall.

Anon I think if you hit that, you'll kill them

>>16221421
and restarted her stream, killing the raid she got

>>16216987
Allow me to introduce you to squatty potty.

>>16221514
Just dick her so hard she goes actually retarded

>>16221499
Oh damn, I didn't notice the [Part 3]. Good job, Mel, your cute epileptic ass will be a gamer yet.

>>16221528
I love froot lol

>>16221528
she's playing League, they weren't gonna stay

>>16221392
I've never had penetrative sex, I've done all the other stuff though, am I still a virgin?

>>16221670
Yeah

>>16221670
ye

>>16221484
>>16221490
I though he meant the vaginal fornix, not the one in the brain
but while we're talking about the brain, it's the biggest erogenous zone in the human body
hitting off with someone well and fulfilling fetishes turns people on significantly more than just physical stimulation
so if you suck at the social aspects, it will also reflect in the sex (if you even get to that point)

>>16221594
You mean the meme is real?

>>16221702
>League
SNUFFY NOOOOO
DAMN YOU, ARCANE, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST SUCK

>>16221702
i thought c9 was an esports group

>>16220951
No we don't

>>16221708
The brain is supposed to be stimulated by ear sex.

>>16221692
>>16221695
;_; oh ok, at least I'm pure

>>16221702
Damn son, RPR gets around.

>>16221702
theres your collab lineup: vienna, bunny, saru, bao

breddy gud

What the fuck is going on here? Why is this going on here?

>>16221670
yeah, people consider sticking your dingus in a vagoo to be the ender of your virginity
it's dumb when you think about it, but that's how things are

>>16221762
she played League even before Arcane, it was mostly just ARAMs the few times she streamed it though

>>16221729
Yeah a female orgasm literally fries your brain for a while, like a really intense one just makes your mind blank while everything just overloads in pleasure. It's pretty rad especially when you can keep it going with stimulation.

>>16221762
She's always played League
That's how she met Roen and Shine (or at least Roen)

>>16221778
they expanded into other venues in the past years, as did other esports group
TSM has many variety streamers that suck at games signed under them for example

>>16221778
they are, esports teams hire streamers as well

>>16221392
For example, I'm not excited about blowjob, but pussy licking already turns me on a lot. Maybe I'm an exception, I don't know.

>>16221915
Wow, how did I never learn this type of stuff in sex ed? I might as well not even have a dick since mine is so small.

>>16221778
Esports teams also tend to hire content creators as well not just professional players. Just another avenue for them to make money.

>>16221870
>>16221932
Fucking zoomers, play Dota.

>>16221915
This woman has a very large vagina, need to find a woman with a small vagina.

>>16221915
pretty sure the G-spot is that deep in
you just need to stick your finger index inside and do the "Come here" motion
besides, most women still prefer to get off through clitoral stimulation

>>16221915
I was sad about not being super hung for awhile but I realized not being able to fully sheath yourself is a curse. Average length thick cock is the real secret

>>16221984
Because men are insecure enough without knowing WHY size matters

Please stay on topic. I beg of you.

>>16221915
reminder this is bait

>>16222134
If a girl is super used to using a vibe to get off with clit stimulation you're just not gonna do enough for her and might have to incorporate toys in it. I've seen plenty of women talk about vibe burn out to the point of being numb.

>>16222171
impossible, there's nothing anons love talking about more than dicks

>>16222059
the average erect vagina canal is about the same size as the average erect penis, so that woman definitely has a big vagina, considering she can take that much of that huge cock's length

Holy fuck i want to have sex with Mel's voice what the fuck kind of voice is that i dont know why it makes me so fucking horny bros....

>>16222134
fuck, *isn't that deep in

>>16222235
I want a woman with a below average sized vagina

>>16222134
It's bait from a "wybo mad cuz no bbc" thread on /gif/. Six inches is enough to hit the cervix if a woman isn't aroused at all before full insertion and fully penetrative missionary sex with an average dick stimulates the anterior fornix and doggystyle the posterior. God hates any woman with anatomy that requires 10 inches to tickle either.

>>16222221
this is why many women are choosing to only use their fingers to coom, to rearange the coom brain that their dependencies on sex toys has caused

>>16221702
yeah looks like the league meta has officially hit the /vsj/ fair warning to everyone im going to go into a fugue schizo state if nyan/mousey/vei start playing next week

>>16222417
>meta
because Zen is playing it for the first time?

>>16222417
I haven't watched any TV or anime or anything for months, I guess it's finally time to catch up.

>>16222417
I refuse to watch riotshit so I just use that time to catch up on anime or shows.

>>16222157
Better than being a pencil dick like yours truly. Long is bad when it’s 3.5 inches around.

>>16222417
Mouse wants Emiru and/or Connor to teach her league. I'm almost positive that the Emiru tutoring stream is locked in, Connor is fighting his addiction as hard as he can, but TFT is pulling him back in.

>>16222417
has nyan ever talked about mobas?

>>16222511
It's ok Soda, you still got money at least

>>16222482
Why do you think this is happening?

>>16222417
what League meta?
they've always been playing League, and it's still one of the most played games in the world

>>16222511
>3.5 inches circumference
how the fuck

>>16222535
i think she talked about it a bit last stream saying she knows people wouldn't like watching it, but if all her friends start she certainly will

>>16222562
Twitch meta for streaming. Zen plays Destiny 2 off stream as well but it makes for absolute ass when it comes to streaming content.

>>16222557
God I want to snort Jinx's nipples

>>16222511
There are sleeve surgeries and injections for that now so a long dick is still better than short cause you can't add length only girth.

>>16222598
There are plenty of streamers that made their livelihoods off of Destiny 1 & 2.

>>16222511
you can still hit the pleasurable spots if you angle yourelf in a certain way
even then, work on your non-penetrative skills and the sex will still be enjoyable

>>16222658
>mutilating your dick and reducing sensation so it feels better for the woman according to men on the internet
Thank God I'm a sigma.

>>16222803
Tell me more about Connor's penis.

>>16222798
they are so cute <3

>>16222803
Sleeves are more for guys in porn, injections are getting more and more popular and are temporary. They also don't desensitize your dick at all, it's fucking gnarly watching the procedure being done though.
Glad you go your own way though

>>16222803
they key to having sex with a small penis is to emulate lesbian sex: grind your dick against the clit
also this >>16222777

>>16221915
you dont want to hit a womans cervix unless you want her to punch you out of pain

>>16222898
>temporary
>don't desensitize your dick at all
dyrbt

>Froot wins match
>"Nice, that was poggers!"
>stream crashes
that's some remarkably good timing

>>16223143
She exceeded her cringe bandwidth.

4 Froot streams today. Making up for last December I see.

>>16221708
>the brain, it's the biggest erogenous zone in the human body
This is how pink cat's phantom penis syndrome is so strong.

>>16222356
it might be tighter, but you won't be able to go balls deep into her unless your peen is also below average

>>16223133
Yes, the guy I talked to said his sensitivity didn't change and if anything the size and feel in his hands made him hornier which lead to harder erections so it was a win-win but I guess it could be a ymmv thing.

>>16223355
playing eroges with female MCs gave me a phantom vagina

>>16223229
Hopefully she can keep it up and stay off the Hime schedule.

>>16222226

>>16223496
i just remembered that hime exists

>>16223464
I'd been wondering lately if such a phenomenon exists. Thanks for confirming, anon.

>>16223550
Hime who?

>>16222798
surely not...

>>16223550
She's coming for you. You are in danger.

>>16223582
hime deez nuts

>>16223559
ERP in vrchat did that for me, the DPS thing really made me go crazy with feelings down there to the point where my muscles would go crazy like it was clamping down on something when I came.

>>16223582
every vtuber has done this, mark my words

>>16222237
She has a very tomboy'ish voice, but also sounds like Tommy Pickles.

So did Froot fuck up her sleep schedule again with that 4 hour nap?

When's that dumb slut silver going to stream again? I miss her.

I should look into donating blood

>>16223753
She was saying something about going to bed in an hour or two... but then got pestered into playing league instead of raiding Mel

It's good to be back, I'll never be gay in /vsj+/ again probably maybe we'll see

I wish Froot streamed more, I reckon she would really pop off if she did

>>16223829
Just be gay in Koikatsu form. It'll double as OC

>>16223829
Why is her lightsaber censored?

>>16223820
It's pretty easy. Blood drives are everywhere.

>>16223884
Avoiding Disney goon squads.

>>16223811
until she breaks her previous trends, I expect her to stick to the wed-fri schedule

>>16223829
>I'll never be gay in /vsj+/ again
C'mon anon, we both know sooner or later your coom brain will give you thoughts about face-fucking me again

>>16223884
The Empire has spies everywhere.

>>16223820
Plasma too, some places will pay you for it

>>16223902
Most sizeable towns will have at least one or two permanent locations for donating as well. Most hospitals used to do it if you made an appointment, but that might have changed after how strained they are because of rona.

>>16223820
>>16223902
Blood donations don't pay anymore. Plasma does and you can do it twice a week if you're healthy. We don't really have a blood shortage but plasma has been fucked since COVID both because fewer people donate and because COVID antibody enriched plasma was being used to treat people who caught it. I think a vast majority of plasma donations come from the US, too, which is really bizarre.

>>16223829
It amazes me that people actually report the frootposters but ignore literally everything else that should be sent packing.

Guys would I get in trouble from twitch or vshojo if I made a black version of nyanners called nyaggers and start using voice translation like zen to sound like a black chick, because technically my model looks different therefore is different correct?

>>16224168
>would I get in trouble
definitely not, please do this

>>16224168
There's only one way to find out. But don't blame me if you lose a lot of money trying it.

>>16224111
Maybe those people are scared the frootposter will make them question their sexuality.

>>16224168
>nyagger
That name is taken

>>16224168
It's always a good idea to spend money on a model, rigging and TTS software before reading the ToS.

>>16224058
As of two weeks ago, US blood banks were struggling to keep one day of supply available. We're in an everything shortage, blood included.

>>16223961
n-no gay thoughts here cutie, straight as cooked spaghetti...

>>16224269
Hm, didn't know that. I just know like 2/3rds the supply of the world's plasma comes from the US, which is astounding. What the fuck Europe?

>>16224399
Europe doesn't inflict poverty on healthy people so thoroughly that selling bodily fluids occurs to them on a biweekly basis.

>>16223829
>I wish Froot streamed more, I reckon she would really pop off if she did
Yeah it she focused on the best ways for her to grow I think she would have great potential. But it seems like she doesn't care too much about numbers which I can respect to be fair.

>>16224399
More people to draw from in the states, what do you really expect?

>>16224453
If I can't profit from my body fluids, am I truly free?

>>16224168
You won't get in trouble, you can pull the you are being racist because my model is black excuse to vshojo or twitch.

>>16224399
The U.S is one of the few countries that lets companies pay people for donating plasma. That's probably a large part of why it supplies so much of the world's plasma.

I like fat cat tats

>>16224477
The entire population of Europe is over twice the population of the US.

Europe just has less young people with college debt looking for spending money.

>>16224453
That makes it worse, you know that right?

>>16224477
Okay, then what the fuck India or China? Well fuck the Chinese, but India? You're not... as bad.

>>16222529
>I'm almost positive that the Emiru tutoring stream is locked in
I don't think that's happening as a stream. Mouse already played with her.
https://lolprofile.net/summoner/na/ironmouseparty

>>16224477
>He thinks there are more people in America than Europe
anon...

>>16224594
India has a caste system. They don't bother taking donations from most of their population because some blue guy with extra arms will get mad if they transfuse it in one of his special people.

>>16224563
Capitalism 1, the rest of the world 0.

>>16224583
Profit motive shouldn't be the driving force, tho. If you're admitting that it is, then I say again, what the fuck Europe? Make it a thing. Use your authoritarian socialist powers and force people. It's what you do best.

>>16224659
Sorry, I meant more people incentivized to be drawn from.

>>16224583
>Europe just has less young people with college debt looking for spending money.
I don't think you get money for donating plasma in most european countries

>>16224583
Sounds like Euros are greedy bastards hoarding their easily regenerated plasma and blood from this who need it.

>>16224724
That was his point. He thinks the US capitalist system is to blame for why Europeans don't donate plasma, which might be the most retarded argument I've ever heard.

>>16224778
I'm pretty sure their interest in donating plasma from willingly vaccinated people is at an all-time low if a lot of it would ultimately be going to people who coughed loudly and moistly in the faces of retail workers for asking them to wear a mask.

>>16224787
>incentivize donation
>donations increase
Truly an evil system...

>>16224787
My point was that Europe not having a capitalist system is why more people don't donate plasma there, but that doesn't mean the 2/3 figure should make you proud of capitalism or America.

>>16224887
You don't even believe that yourself, you lying bitch.

>>16225002
>incentivized donations
Anon, that's called buying and selling.

>>16224887
If unvaxxed people received vaxxed people's plasma, they'd basically be vaxxed unknowingly. Sounds like a win win.